Tremors 5/29/2003

Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central
cnote2000 = Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
AgonyBooth = Albert from the Agony Booth
horrorguy = Troy from


[19:24] horrorguy: I haven't seen this in at least 5 years
[19:24] Darkangl: cool
[19:24] cnote2000: I've seen it about 40 times!
[19:24] Darkangl: then it'll be fresh for you
[19:24] Darkangl: me too todd
[19:24] cnote2000: countdown?
[19:24] cnote2000: hehehe
[19:24] Darkangl: I'll do it tonight
[19:24] Darkangl: in jordy's absence
[19:24] cnote2000: ok
[19:24] AgonyBooth: okay
[19:24] Darkangl: everyone ready?
[19:24] AgonyBooth: i'm ready
[19:24] cnote2000: yep
[19:25] Darkangl: 5
[19:25] Darkangl: 4
[19:25] Darkangl: 3
[19:25] Darkangl: 2
[19:25] Darkangl: 1
[19:25] Darkangl: goi
[19:25] horrorguy: TREMORS
[19:25] cnote2000: goi? is that a anime show?
[19:25] Darkangl: yeah yeah
[19:25] AgonyBooth: kevin bacon!
[19:25] Darkangl: you try to type and hit play at the same time
[19:25] Darkangl: :)
[19:25] Darkangl: so you've never seen this albert?
[19:25] cnote2000: didn't need to see him picking his crack though
[19:25] horrorguy: Remo WIlliams!
[19:26] AgonyBooth: nah, this is the first time for me
[19:26] AgonyBooth: i've been meaning to see this one for a while
[19:26] Darkangl: hahahahahahah
[19:26] Darkangl: stampeeeeed!!!!!!!!!!
[19:26] cnote2000: he looks like a pirate there
[19:26] horrorguy: Arrrgggh, matey!
[19:27] cnote2000: nothing like sleeping outside in the desert huh?
[19:27] Darkangl: yeah no kiddin
[19:27] Darkangl: imagine waking up with a gila monster on your face :D
[19:27] cnote2000: anyone want to play six degrees of kevin bacon?
[19:28] Darkangl: man these guys do a lot of shitty work
[19:28] Darkangl: I wish kevin bacon had been in the second one
[19:28] cnote2000: I used to string barb wire on a farm
[19:28] horrorguy: he was good in this
[19:28] cnote2000: it really sucks
[19:28] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[19:28] horrorguy: i bet that sucked
[19:28] Darkangl: swing the hammer at the staple 50 times and then drive it in with one hit
[19:28] cnote2000: that and baling hay during the summer really, really sucked
[19:29] Darkangl: oh man
[19:29] Darkangl: I can imagine
[19:29] horrorguy: installing insulation under old houses was my worst job
[19:29] cnote2000: bacon can't drive
[19:29] Darkangl: this girl who's the geologist used to be on a soap opera my mom watched
[19:29] cnote2000: and he's horny
[19:29] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:29] AgonyBooth: he wants an ass that won't quit
[19:29] AgonyBooth: i hate asses that just quit on you
[19:29] cnote2000: I love that expression, legs that go all the way up
[19:29] Darkangl: reminds me of that commercial where the dog is driving the guy around in the truck
[19:29] horrorguy: world class breasts
[19:30] AgonyBooth: kevin bacon wants to do some drilling
[19:30] Darkangl: yes earl is charming isn't he
[19:30] cnote2000: hey, is that Yasmine Bleeth?
[19:30] Darkangl: hahahahha
[19:30] AgonyBooth: Yasmine!!
[19:30] cnote2000: the coke's all over her nose!!!
[19:30] Darkangl: well she does have white stuff on her nose
[19:30] Darkangl: :D
[19:30] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:30] cnote2000: she's going nuts!
[19:31] Darkangl: no wonder she can run so fast from the worms
[19:31] cnote2000: you ain't catching no crackhead!
[19:31] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:31] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[19:31] Darkangl: man
[19:31] Darkangl: tammy lynn baxter has some serious hair
[19:31] Darkangl: looks like a wig
[19:31] horrorguy: lol
[19:31] cnote2000: she was really a man
[19:32] Darkangl: hahahahah
[19:32] AgonyBooth: ahh.. another ironically titled town
[19:32] Darkangl: transvestite :D
[19:32] Darkangl: he was just drunk that night
[19:32] cnote2000: is this supposed to take place in Nevada?
[19:32] horrorguy: hung far low's market
[19:32] Darkangl: I don't remember
[19:32] Darkangl: they melvined me :D
[19:32] AgonyBooth: stephen keaton!
[19:32] cnote2000: nad I thought I grew up in a small town
[19:32] AgonyBooth: reba!
[19:32] Darkangl: hey guys!
[19:33] cnote2000: speaking of oil, look at Burt's hair
[19:33] Darkangl: IT'S EGG SHEN!!!!!
[19:33] horrorguy: I saw her in concert a few years ago.
[19:33] cnote2000: yes it is!
[19:33] AgonyBooth: wasn't that asian guy in big trouble in little china?
[19:33] Darkangl: how was it troy
[19:33] cnote2000: really
[19:33] Darkangl: yep
[19:33] horrorguy: pretty fun
[19:33] Darkangl: egg shen
[19:33] AgonyBooth: there are only like five asian actors
[19:33] horrorguy: my girlfriend at the time liked country music a lot
[19:33] cnote2000: never been a country music fan
[19:33] AgonyBooth: in all of hollywood
[19:33] Darkangl: remember he did thumb wrestling with the bad guy
[19:34] horrorguy: ominous music.....
[19:34] AgonyBooth: ah ... the monster POV
[19:34] cnote2000: ahh, an old school fax machine
[19:34] AgonyBooth: monster-cam
[19:34] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:34] AgonyBooth: hey, it's a crivit
[19:34] cnote2000: wait a minute...
[19:34] Darkangl: monster cams rule :D
[19:34] horrorguy: did they use a monster cam?
[19:34] Darkangl: what's a crivit?
[19:34] AgonyBooth: crivits are from V
[19:34] Darkangl: oh ok
[19:34] cnote2000: it's a ninja!!
[19:35] Darkangl: man I was so into that when it was a mini series
[19:35] AgonyBooth: they were like piranhas that lived in sand
[19:35] AgonyBooth: it was in the weekly series
[19:35] Darkangl: then they made a series out of it and it ruined it
[19:35] cnote2000: I remember that
[19:35] Darkangl: man jane badler was one hot piece of ass
[19:35] horrorguy: i loved the mini series
[19:35] cnote2000: man, when was that on?
[19:35] AgonyBooth: 83, 84
[19:35] Darkangl: I couldn't watch V without gettin a chubby ;)
[19:35] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:35] Darkangl: a full on robot chubby
[19:35] AgonyBooth: i always prefered faye grant
[19:35] AgonyBooth: the blonde
[19:35] cnote2000: I had forgotten about that
[19:35] Darkangl: now what I don't get
[19:36] Darkangl: is melvin
[19:36] Darkangl: he seems to live alone in that house even though he's a teenager
[19:36] cnote2000: what was the name of that tv show with the pirahanas? Crivit
[19:36] AgonyBooth: V
[19:36] cnote2000: oh. I was confused
[19:37] cnote2000: that's the little girl from Jurrasic Park
[19:37] AgonyBooth: is it?
[19:37] Darkangl: man
[19:37] AgonyBooth: beer?
[19:37] AgonyBooth: i'm in
[19:37] cnote2000: she's in the third Tremors too. Turned in to quite a hottie :)
[19:37] Darkangl: if I had a kid that went on a pogo stick 640 times
[19:37] horrorguy: she was probably of legal age when Jurassic came out
[19:37] Darkangl: I wouldn't have a kid
[19:37] AgonyBooth: so you mean, you want her on your pogo stick, todd?
[19:38] Darkangl: yeah
[19:38] cnote2000: well..uhhhh.....
[19:38] Darkangl: she was hot in that one
[19:38] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:38] Darkangl: but stupid
[19:38] cnote2000: sure!!
[19:38] Darkangl: hot and stupid...just the way I like em
[19:38] Darkangl: ;)
[19:38] horrorguy: bad news for Edgar
[19:38] cnote2000: hahahaha
[19:38] Darkangl: man I'm sorry but I would have just kept going and called the cops from the next town
[19:39] cnote2000: I like how they got all dressed up to leave town
[19:39] horrorguy: he wore his good hat
[19:39] Darkangl: he looks good still
[19:39] Darkangl: the alcohol must have preserved him
[19:39] cnote2000: he looks like those dried apple sculptures you see in stores
[19:39] cnote2000: ho
[19:40] AgonyBooth: baaa-aaaaa
[19:40] cnote2000: hehehhe
[19:40] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:40] cnote2000: that's a cheap ho
[19:40] Darkangl: enjoying the movie so far albert?
[19:40] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:40] AgonyBooth: oh yeah
[19:40] Darkangl: you mean a sheep ho?
[19:40] cnote2000: thank you, thank you, I'm here all week
[19:40] cnote2000: hahahahahaa!! even better duane!
[19:40] Darkangl: hey I know what you're all thinkin
[19:40] horrorguy: what?
[19:40] Darkangl: hey, that guy stole my shoes
[19:40] Darkangl: thank you very much what a great audience
[19:41] Darkangl: ;)
[19:41] cnote2000: hahahaha
[19:41] Darkangl: man
[19:41] cnote2000: man, they just can't leave this town without finding trouble
[19:41] Darkangl: earl's truck gets beat to shit in this movie
[19:41] AgonyBooth: what the shit!
[19:41] horrorguy: steak
[19:41] cnote2000: mmmmm...ribs
[19:41] Darkangl: man
[19:41] cnote2000: nice shanty
[19:41] Darkangl: ol fred lives in an outhouse
[19:41] horrorguy: rocks on the roof
[19:42] cnote2000: that where the Unabomber lived?
[19:42] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:42] Darkangl: hey fred
[19:42] AgonyBooth: it's the face on mars
[19:42] horrorguy: cool!
[19:42] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[19:42] cnote2000: heheheehe
[19:42] horrorguy: head in sand
[19:42] Darkangl: nice one albert
[19:42] AgonyBooth: haha thanks
[19:42] Darkangl: see
[19:42] Darkangl: like I always said
[19:42] cnote2000: guess you have to have a mustache to work on the road crew
[19:42] Darkangl: people can't listen to good advice
[19:43] Darkangl: man
[19:43] AgonyBooth: he struck ketchup!
[19:43] Darkangl: right about now
[19:43] cnote2000: you took my jackhammer!!
[19:43] Darkangl: I'd be in the fucking car and there'd be a matrix like trail comin out my ass end as I got the hell out of there
[19:43] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:43] Darkangl: hahahahah
[19:43] cnote2000: has anyone ever said the phone is dead in real life?
[19:43] Darkangl: that guy is such a dork
[19:44] Darkangl: mr. stating the bloody obvious
[19:44] Darkangl: thanks for helpin pal
[19:44] Darkangl: man
[19:44] Darkangl: how the hell do earl's brakes even still work
[19:44] cnote2000: bbbrrrraaaaiiinnnnnssss!!!
[19:44] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:45] cnote2000: hope the safety is on on that gun
[19:45] Darkangl: haahahahah
[19:45] Darkangl: I just noticed that :D
[19:46] Darkangl: someone needs to teach earl gun saftey
[19:46] Darkangl: safety
[19:46] cnote2000: yeah
[19:46] Darkangl: god I always spell that word wrong the first time I type it
[19:46] Darkangl: nice shirt bert
[19:47] Darkangl: hahahahahahah
[19:47] Darkangl: egg shen...he'll offer you ten
[19:47] cnote2000: he drives a hard bargain
[19:47] Darkangl: ask for twenty and he'll scream a-plenty
[19:47] AgonyBooth: i'm dead!
[19:47] horrorguy: what else have i seen that kid in?
[19:47] Darkangl: dunno
[19:47] AgonyBooth: isn't that the kid from the wonder years?
[19:47] Darkangl: no
[19:48] Darkangl: he just looks like him
[19:48] cnote2000: he was in a few movies
[19:48] cnote2000: wait, wasn't he Mikey from Parker Lewis Can't Lose?
[19:48] Darkangl: man this guy's smart isn't he
[19:48] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[19:48] Darkangl: it's gone!
[19:48] Darkangl: no shit you moron
[19:48] AgonyBooth: you're dead
[19:49] Darkangl: man
[19:49] Darkangl: in the car
[19:49] Darkangl: and gone
[19:49] Darkangl: matrix trail
[19:49] AgonyBooth: wait... i need to go investigate
[19:49] Darkangl: no
[19:49] Darkangl: let's hang out
[19:49] Darkangl: what a dumb ass
[19:49] AgonyBooth: let's document this phenomenon extensively
[19:49] AgonyBooth: oops
[19:49] Darkangl: fucking moron
[19:50] Darkangl: man
[19:50] cnote2000: those groundhogs can be brutal out there
[19:50] Darkangl: what a shitty piece of wood
[19:50] Darkangl: and they were building their house out of that shit
[19:50] Darkangl: hey lady
[19:50] Darkangl: now would be a good time to learn to hotwire a car
[19:50] cnote2000: hotwire it!
[19:50] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:50] Darkangl: yeah lock the doors
[19:50] Darkangl: that'll help
[19:51] Darkangl: man
[19:51] Darkangl: she is SO dead
[19:51] Darkangl: yeah honk the horn
[19:51] Darkangl: turn on the headlights
[19:51] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:51] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:51] cnote2000: way to torture your kid huh?
[19:51] Darkangl: egg shen...professional photographer
[19:52] Darkangl: yeah good idea
[19:52] Darkangl: how about gettin the hell out
[19:52] Darkangl: why don't burt have a damn helicopter
[19:52] Darkangl: he's got everything else
[19:52] cnote2000: yeah, why doesn't he have a tank?
[19:53] Darkangl: no shit
[19:53] Darkangl: walter even has his own video store
[19:53] Darkangl: my collection is way bigger than his
[19:53] Darkangl: I have 730 right now
[19:53] AgonyBooth: hah
[19:53] Darkangl: more on the way ;)
[19:53] AgonyBooth: you should start your own video store
[19:53] cnote2000: coldest beer in town
[19:53] Darkangl: I do have my own video store
[19:53] cnote2000: shouldn't it say only beer in town
[19:53] Darkangl: but only I rent from it ;)
[19:54] horrorguy: or only deer in town
[19:54] cnote2000: how many are you up to duane? over 800?
[19:54] Darkangl: I will be in another month or two
[19:54] Darkangl: I just ordered 10 more from alpha this weekend
[19:54] horrorguy: joly moly!
[19:54] cnote2000: jesus!
[19:55] Darkangl: hey
[19:55] Darkangl: 50 bucks for 10 dvd's
[19:55] Darkangl: can't beat that
[19:55] cnote2000: that would've been funny if one of the graboids came up right there and they just ran back to the store
[19:55] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:55] Darkangl: now one thing always bothered me about this part
[19:55] cnote2000: what's that?
[19:55] Darkangl: that fucking car battery would have been dead LONG before they ever got there
[19:56] cnote2000: I left my car lights on for 2 days one time and it still started
[19:56] cnote2000: that only happened once though
[19:56] Darkangl: what's it use for light? Matches?
[19:56] Darkangl: candles?
[19:56] Darkangl: :P
[19:57] AgonyBooth: the horses are the smart ones
[19:57] Darkangl: uh oh
[19:57] Darkangl: yep
[19:57] Darkangl: what the hell are they
[19:57] Darkangl: who the hell cares that they are
[19:57] Darkangl: just run
[19:57] Darkangl: :)
[19:58] Darkangl: you know
[19:58] Darkangl: you can shoot better if you aim
[19:58] cnote2000: I like how in all the sequels they've reused that shot of the graboid coming up from the ground
[19:58] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:58] cnote2000: and it looks terrible in all except this one
[19:58] horrorguy: I was on the phone with work for the last 15 minutes
[19:58] AgonyBooth: ooof
[19:58] Darkangl: ouch!
[19:58] Darkangl: oh man
[19:58] cnote2000: damn!
[19:58] Darkangl: that would have hurt so damn bad
[19:58] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:58] cnote2000: where do you work Troy?
[19:59] Darkangl: fuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
[19:59] Darkangl: :D
[19:59] horrorguy: a travel ageny in Portland OR
[19:59] Darkangl: he's all badadd now isn't he
[19:59] cnote2000: she wiped the cocaine off her nose
[19:59] cnote2000: I should be a travel agent
[19:59] horrorguy: doesn't pay enough
[20:00] Darkangl: she's all twitchy
[20:00] Darkangl: I think she's been doin lines again
[20:00] cnote2000: she looks like Gerri Blank from Strangers With Candy
[20:00] horrorguy: how does he know it's the ass?
[20:00] cnote2000: it shit itself when it hit the wall
[20:00] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:01] AgonyBooth: heheh
[20:01] Darkangl: that's why it smells like that
[20:01] cnote2000: hahahaha
[20:01] cnote2000: that's a great line
[20:01] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:01] Darkangl: damn it where's that pizza
[20:02] horrorguy: uh oh
[20:02] cnote2000: where'd you order from? if it's dominos they owe you a free one :)
[20:02] Darkangl: oh hell no
[20:02] Darkangl: idaho pizza company
[20:02] AgonyBooth: if it's pizza hut, it'll be another hour
[20:02] Darkangl: best pizza around
[20:02] AgonyBooth: idaho pizza company?
[20:02] Darkangl: their pizza is just awesome
[20:02] AgonyBooth: ah.. that famous idaho pizza
[20:02] cnote2000: that's a great name
[20:03] Darkangl: there's another one around here called flying pie pizza
[20:03] cnote2000: can you have one sent to Pennsylvania :)
[20:03] Darkangl: they're not too bad
[20:03] Darkangl: only if I freeze it todd :)
[20:03] cnote2000: we have Baldini's and Pepe's Pizza
[20:03] Darkangl: you know
[20:03] cnote2000: both pretty damn good
[20:03] Darkangl: if the government built them
[20:03] horrorguy: I had Bertucci's
[20:04] Darkangl: big surprise for the russians
[20:04] cnote2000: damn commies!
[20:04] Darkangl: then kevin bacon sure could have used them in red dawn
[20:04] Darkangl: :D
[20:04] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:04] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:05] cnote2000: man, can you believe this movie came out 13 years ago?
[20:05] Darkangl: hahahahahahah
[20:05] Darkangl: that means we're stuck
[20:05] Darkangl: that pisses me off
[20:05] Darkangl: what an awesome line
[20:05] AgonyBooth: ahhhh
[20:05] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:05] Darkangl: I do too
[20:06] cnote2000: sleeping on a rock. Good for your back huh?
[20:06] AgonyBooth: oh yeah
[20:06] AgonyBooth: i do it all the time
[20:06] horrorguy: old stump
[20:07] cnote2000: Remo Williams would be able to come up with a good plan
[20:07] Darkangl: that bothered me too
[20:07] Darkangl: why the here are there these poles out in the middle of the desert
[20:07] Darkangl: and why are all the boulders close enough together to do this
[20:07] horrorguy: and where are the dead pole vaulter skellotons?
[20:08] cnote2000: nature is a funny mistress duane
[20:08] Darkangl: yeah she was vaulting on his pole :D
[20:08] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:08] cnote2000: hahahaha
[20:08] AgonyBooth: those poles are a natural formation?
[20:08] Darkangl: why yes it is todd
[20:08] Darkangl: yes it is
[20:08] cnote2000: somebody was planning to build a house (or shack) out there
[20:08] AgonyBooth: or someone was planning on making a horror movie out there
[20:08] Darkangl: how come that thing isn't grabbing the poles when they hit the ground?
[20:09] Darkangl: right cross!
[20:09] horrorguy: and how come he's noit grabbing her?
[20:09] AgonyBooth: sweet... i'm gonna drive my car just like that
[20:09] Darkangl: how'd she keep it on the road?
[20:10] Darkangl: he's eating gummi worms :D
[20:10] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:10] Darkangl: I never noticed that
[20:10] cnote2000: I never noticed the gummi worms before!
[20:10] AgonyBooth: oh well
[20:10] cnote2000: the graboids sure love highway workers
[20:11] cnote2000: nestor. what a name
[20:11] AgonyBooth: yeah dude! just don't vibrate!
[20:12] horrorguy: the guy in the yellow shirt is like a croos between Peter Weller and Robert Duvall
[20:12] cnote2000: basketball of death!
[20:13] AgonyBooth: ah, the boy who cried wolf
[20:13] cnote2000: well, at least in a place like that you don't have to mow a lawn
[20:14] Darkangl: WOOOHOOOO
[20:14] Darkangl: pizza's here
[20:14] Darkangl: salami pizza
[20:14] cnote2000: salami pizza? that's differnt
[20:14] cnote2000: i like french fries and oreos on mine
[20:14] horrorguy: Meet the Applegates. That is what I saw Melvin in recently
[20:14] Darkangl: ick todd
[20:15] cnote2000: actually that was from Mr. Deeds
[20:15] cnote2000: damn you barb wire!!
[20:16] Darkangl: hey
[20:16] Darkangl: at least he gets her pants off because of it
[20:16] Darkangl: ouch
[20:16] Darkangl: that had to hurt
[20:16] cnote2000: that's one way to do it
[20:16] cnote2000: do those monsters bleed gatorade?
[20:16] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:16] AgonyBooth: is it in them?
[20:17] AgonyBooth: youch
[20:17] Darkangl: she's wearing granny panties
[20:17] cnote2000: she should learn to shave right
[20:17] AgonyBooth: bwahaha
[20:17] Darkangl: haa haa :D
[20:17] AgonyBooth: her legs, or something else?
[20:17] cnote2000: it is in them!
[20:17] horrorguy: she was shaving her legs on "Airplane"
[20:17] Darkangl: gorilla my dreams
[20:17] cnote2000: hey now!!
[20:17] cnote2000: hahaha!
[20:18] cnote2000: orange crush product placement
[20:18] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:18] horrorguy: grab the tongue!
[20:18] AgonyBooth: screwed by a pepsi machine
[20:18] AgonyBooth: that's great product placement
[20:18] Darkangl: you know what the problem with this is?
[20:18] AgonyBooth: damn youuuuuuu pepsi!!
[20:18] horrorguy: ?
[20:18] Darkangl: eating walter chang
[20:19] Darkangl: that thing's gonna be hungry again an hour later
[20:19] Darkangl: ;)
[20:19] horrorguy: lol
[20:19] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
[20:19] AgonyBooth: hahahah
[20:19] cnote2000: best one of the night so far from Duane!!
[20:19] Darkangl: he should have eaten the mexican
[20:19] AgonyBooth: yeah, he would have been really filling
[20:19] Darkangl: then it would have gotten gas and blow dust out it's ass all day
[20:19] cnote2000: nah, then he'd have the runs
[20:19] AgonyBooth: she's dead, forget her
[20:19] Darkangl: at least they'd be able to track it that way
[20:20] horrorguy: i know who dessert is
[20:20] cnote2000: why not eat Bacon?
[20:20] Darkangl: it's a jewish monster
[20:20] Darkangl: not kosher
[20:20] cnote2000: graboid
[20:20] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:20] horrorguy: UZI 4U
[20:20] AgonyBooth: like a rock!
[20:21] Darkangl: uz 4u 2 say
[20:21] Darkangl: ;)
[20:21] horrorguy: REBA 4ME
[20:21] AgonyBooth: uzi 4 reba
[20:21] cnote2000: no gun control for Burt
[20:21] Darkangl: gun control means using both hands
[20:22] Darkangl: lucky for them it's a battery powered radio
[20:22] Darkangl: man them things can hear from a hell of a long way off
[20:23] cnote2000: this is the best part of the whole movie
[20:23] Darkangl: man
[20:23] Darkangl: I'd be using a machine gun
[20:23] Darkangl: or a bazooka or somethin
[20:23] cnote2000: and Burt's line after it's all over is just classic
[20:24] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:24] horrorguy: got guns?
[20:24] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:24] Darkangl: there goes the roof
[20:25] cnote2000: don't mess with those two
[20:25] horrorguy: go Reba!
[20:25] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:25] AgonyBooth: reba is double fisted
[20:25] AgonyBooth: uh oh
[20:25] cnote2000: it's like a John Woo movie!!
[20:25] AgonyBooth: flare gun
[20:25] Darkangl: she likes getting fisted what?
[20:25] AgonyBooth: elephant rifle
[20:26] cnote2000: here it comes
[20:26] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[20:26] Darkangl: haaaaa
[20:26] horrorguy: Broke into the wrong goddamned rec room, didn't you you bastard!
[20:26] cnote2000: hahahahahaha I love that
[20:26] horrorguy: that is pretty good
[20:26] AgonyBooth: way to gooo duuuude!
[20:26] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:27] cnote2000: no penetration
[20:28] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:28] Darkangl: and we all know how he likes to get good penetration
[20:28] Darkangl: too bad the mexican guy died in the 3rd one
[20:29] Darkangl: he was more help in the 3rd one than he was in this one
[20:29] cnote2000: brainy monsters I guess
[20:30] Darkangl: get off the ground
[20:30] horrorguy: there goes Boo Radley
[20:30] Darkangl: yeah good thinkin nester
[20:30] Darkangl: hop on the tire
[20:30] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:30] AgonyBooth: they won't get me on this big tire
[20:30] AgonyBooth: i'm a whole foot off the ground
[20:30] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:30] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:31] AgonyBooth: augh car alarm??
[20:31] AgonyBooth: they live out in the middle of nowhere
[20:31] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:31] Darkangl: that's for when they go into town
[20:31] Darkangl: paranoia's a bitch isn't it
[20:31] Darkangl: :)
[20:31] AgonyBooth: wait a minute
[20:32] AgonyBooth: i have a tank
[20:32] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:32] Darkangl: I was talking about a helicopter and a tank earlier :)
[20:32] AgonyBooth: we can all fit on the bulldozer, ese
[20:32] cnote2000: hehehee
[20:32] cnote2000: what about the dog
[20:32] horrorguy: or maybe the lear jet. we forgot about the lear jet!
[20:33] Darkangl: the tractor just happens to have plenty of gas to get them out of there
[20:33] Darkangl: hahahahahahahahaa
[20:33] Darkangl: hey melvin. wanna make a buck? :D
[20:33] Darkangl: come on over here and gimme some of that melvin sugar
[20:33] Darkangl: MELVIN ME BABY!!!! MELVIN ME!!!!
[20:33] cnote2000: eeewwwwww
[20:34] Darkangl: HEE HEE
[20:34] Darkangl: here goes the little tracotr
[20:34] Darkangl: tractor
[20:34] Darkangl: GO LITTLE GUY!!!! GO!!!!!
[20:35] horrorguy: let me introduce you to my little friend
[20:35] AgonyBooth: ooof
[20:35] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:35] cnote2000: damn!!
[20:35] Darkangl: man that pizza was good
[20:36] horrorguy: cool
[20:36] Darkangl: slime buckets
[20:36] Darkangl: now that's creative
[20:36] cnote2000: stop duane, now I'm hungry
[20:37] Darkangl: sorry :)
[20:37] Darkangl: nice how it started right up huh? :)
[20:37] AgonyBooth: nice tires
[20:37] cnote2000: that's ok
[20:38] cnote2000: man, I gotta get me one of them there CATS
[20:38] Darkangl: yeah
[20:38] Darkangl: it'd be great for commute time
[20:38] Darkangl: yeah baby
[20:38] Darkangl: you ride up here in the front with me
[20:39] Darkangl: all the rest of them losers can ride in the back
[20:39] cnote2000: be careful with the pipe bombs Burt!
[20:40] horrorguy: shake the bag harder
[20:40] cnote2000: he's throwing them around and shit!
[20:40] horrorguy: Come on Burt. Come on Ernie!
[20:40] Darkangl: burt and ernie
[20:40] Darkangl: braaaaaainnnnnssssss
[20:41] Darkangl: :D
[20:41] AgonyBooth: that was like the branch dividian compound back there
[20:41] Darkangl: if he had a thousand gallons of gas
[20:41] Darkangl: why didn't he just lure the things there and then detonate it
[20:41] cnote2000: that's a lotta gas!
[20:41] horrorguy: it would be too short of a movie then
[20:41] cnote2000: good idea though
[20:42] AgonyBooth: shit!
[20:42] Darkangl: damn
[20:42] Darkangl: that's a nasty wreck
[20:43] AgonyBooth: cool... explosions
[20:43] AgonyBooth: huh uh
[20:43] Darkangl: gotta have explosions
[20:43] Darkangl: they had it in the budget
[20:43] Darkangl: :D
[20:43] Darkangl: wonder how much this movie cost to make
[20:44] cnote2000: probably not too much in 1990 terms
[20:44] horrorguy: Uh oh. Melvin is armed.
[20:44] Darkangl: not really
[20:44] Darkangl: he just thinks he is ;)
[20:44] AgonyBooth: the gun's not loaded?
[20:44] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:45] AgonyBooth: i knew it
[20:45] AgonyBooth: mommy! uhhhh i had to trip for no reason
[20:45] Darkangl: damn kids always gotta fall down
[20:46] cnote2000: everyone knows kids that age can't walk much less run when monsters are chasing them
[20:46] Darkangl: then they deserve to get eaten
[20:47] cnote2000: damn straight
[20:47] horrorguy: i learned that in monster 101
[20:48] cnote2000: for my cannon :)
[20:48] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:49] horrorguy: scrambled monster!
[20:49] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:49] Darkangl: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:49] Darkangl: that is so fucking nasty
[20:49] cnote2000: did a pumpkin explode?
[20:49] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:49] cnote2000: nice. it's still smoking
[20:49] Darkangl: you'd think so huh
[20:49] horrorguy: who is that watermelon smashing comedian?
[20:49] AgonyBooth: this sumbitch is mine
[20:50] AgonyBooth: ohhhhh shit
[20:50] cnote2000: Gallagher?
[20:50] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:50] horrorguy: that's him
[20:50] Darkangl: oh man
[20:51] cnote2000: that's another shot they keep reusing in the sequels
[20:51] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:52] Darkangl: you could see the ground move there when he took off
[20:53] Darkangl: like it was hollow underneath
[20:53] cnote2000: fly!!!
[20:53] AgonyBooth: oh man
[20:53] horrorguy: too cool
[20:54] Darkangl: that was nas-t
[20:54] cnote2000: that is one fragile monster
[20:54] Darkangl: :P
[20:54] AgonyBooth: that was like a watermelon landing on the ground
[20:54] Darkangl: yep
[20:54] horrorguy: what should have happened to Wile E Coyote
[20:54] cnote2000: Gallagher, where are you?!
[20:54] Darkangl: that was a long drop onto some rocks
[20:54] cnote2000: stampede
[20:54] AgonyBooth: ha ha ha
[20:55] Darkangl: national geographic
[20:55] Darkangl: right between the koala bears and the wild nekkid titties
[20:55] cnote2000: well, at least Bacon didn't get naked in this movie
[20:55] Darkangl: what movie was he naked in?
[20:55] cnote2000: he does in too many of his flicks
[20:55] AgonyBooth: wild things
[20:55] cnote2000: Wild Things, Hollow Man
[20:55] Darkangl: haven't seen those
[20:55] horrorguy: Murder in the First
[20:55] cnote2000: Footloose? Nah, just kidding
[20:55] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:55] horrorguy: I think that was the title
[20:55] Darkangl: saw stir of echoes though
[20:56] Darkangl: pretty creepy
[20:56] cnote2000: Stir of Echoes was creepy
[20:56] horrorguy: it's about time
[20:56] AgonyBooth: wow... it's true love
[20:56] Darkangl: you know
[20:56] Darkangl: I've been slapped at least 100 times for doing that
[20:57] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:57] AgonyBooth: 100 times huh?
[20:57] Darkangl: well not really
[20:57] Darkangl: more like never
[20:57] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:57] cnote2000: go Reba!
[20:57] Darkangl: but it felt like a hundred
[20:57] Darkangl: ;)
[20:57] cnote2000: That movie still rules, even after seeing it 41 times.
[20:57] Darkangl: yeah
[20:57] AgonyBooth: that was a pretty good movie
[20:57] Darkangl: it's one of the greats
[20:57] AgonyBooth: that's probably the best one we've all watched
[20:57] Darkangl: dunno about that
[20:57] horrorguy: it;s a good movie
[20:58] Darkangl: but it's in the top two or three
[20:58] horrorguy: production values and all that
[20:58] Darkangl: yeah
[20:58] horrorguy: and graboids
[20:58] Darkangl: casting was good with a few exceptions
[20:58] Darkangl: the important characters were all good
[20:58] cnote2000: it's such a great tongue in cheek movie and a lot of fun
[20:58] Darkangl: that chick with the daughter and nester and the doctor and his wife were all bad casting
[20:59] Darkangl: melvin and chang were great
[20:59] AgonyBooth: well, they saved some money on the cast
[20:59] Darkangl: a lot of the dialogue sounded awkward though
[20:59] cnote2000: the way that Bacon and Ward's characters got along was fun too
[20:59] AgonyBooth: yeah.. some of it did
[20:59] cnote2000: like brothers almost
[20:59] Darkangl: yeah
[20:59] Darkangl: they're great together
[20:59] horrorguy: those two are great together
[20:59] cnote2000: some great lines in there as well though
[20:59] Darkangl: it's just a shame kevin didn't come back for the following movies
[21:00] AgonyBooth: are the sequels any good?
[21:00] horrorguy: so so
[21:00] Darkangl: yes
[21:00] Darkangl: both of them
[21:00] Darkangl: and there's a 4th one coming
[21:00] horrorguy: okay for sequels
[21:00] cnote2000: 2 sucks, but 3 isn't too bad
[21:01] Darkangl: I likes 2
[21:01] Darkangl: liked
[21:01] cnote2000: the series is terrible though
[21:01] Darkangl: I liked all three of them
[21:01] AgonyBooth: i haven't seen the series yet
[21:01] horrorguy: never saw the series
[21:01] cnote2000: I didn't think I would like 3 but it's decent
[21:01] Darkangl: me either
[21:01] Darkangl: jordy likes it though
[21:01] Darkangl: so that means it sucks
[21:01] Darkangl: :)
[21:01] AgonyBooth: hahah
[21:02] horrorguy: the director, Ron Underwood, also directed Mighty Joe Young and Pluto Nash
[21:02] cnote2000: there's going to be a prequel (part 4) set in the 1800's!!
[21:02] Darkangl: god damn bailin' on his friends at the last second bastard
[21:02] cnote2000: I wonder if Burt will be a cowboy in it
[21:02] Darkangl: sorry...had to say that ;)
[21:02] AgonyBooth: 1800's?? lol
[21:02] Darkangl: they go back in time
[21:02] Darkangl: jordy was saying something about that
[21:03] cnote2000: yeah, it sounds interesting
[21:03] Darkangl: but
[21:03] Darkangl: burt is listed as Hiram Gummer
[21:03] Darkangl: might not be time travel at all
[21:03] Darkangl: just back in time
[21:04] cnote2000: ahhh..his long lost relative
[21:04] cnote2000: like Buford Tannen in BTTF 3
[21:04] Darkangl: ahahahaha
[21:04] Darkangl: hey
[21:04] Darkangl: I been thinking about getting that
[21:04] Darkangl: but I'm going to give it a few more months
[21:04] Darkangl: let all the bad framed boxes cycle out of the stores
[21:05] cnote2000: good idea
[21:05] Darkangl: they handled that whole situation piss poor
[21:05] horrorguy: Isn't direct to video a great thing
[21:05] Darkangl: hee hee
[21:05] Darkangl: well it means we don't have to pay theater prices to see it sooner
[21:05] Darkangl: so yeah :)
[21:05] cnote2000: hey guys, I rented Sabertooth today
[21:05] horrorguy: i don't know sabertooth
[21:05] cnote2000: some nice direct to video schlock there probably
[21:05] cnote2000: was on Sci-Fi last year
[21:06] Darkangl: ok well that's about it for this gathering...
[21:06] Darkangl: see ya next time