They Live 8/17/2004

Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central
BKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
pantsman = Josh from Varied Celluloid
Sharon = Duane's wife Sharon

[18:46] BKing: aiyeee!
[18:46] BKing: sorry guys
[18:46] pantsman: They're reading up on Mayhem
[18:46] pantsman: Shhh!
[18:46] BKing: huh?
[18:46] BKing: Mayhem?
[18:46] BKing: hey joshy
[18:46] pantsman: http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=11:tgjm7i5jg72r~T1
[18:47] pantsman: Most insane metal band ever, or so I claim :)
[18:47] BKing: LOL
[18:48] Darkangl: I'll go along with that
[18:48] Darkangl: oh you decided to come back
[18:48] Darkangl: how nice of you
[18:48] pantsman: Kinda crazy weren't they? :)
[18:48] Darkangl: we weren't waiting or anything :P
[18:48] Darkangl: you must drive as slow as you take a crap
[18:48] Sharon: hey jordy :)
[18:49] pantsman: He must be reading up on Mayhem
[18:49] BKing: hey
[18:49] BKing: ok I gotta wash my hands and I'll be here.
[18:49] Darkangl: :P
[18:49] BKing: saved a toad from my dogs and the damn thing just pissed on my
[18:49] BKing: me
[18:50] Darkangl: typical
[18:50] pantsman: "Oh, sweet delight! Meatwad has spoken again! Yes Meatwad, keep chanting that ad-line, or how about this: reward yourself with a wad of decayed meat smothered in an oasis of greasy honey mustard lard!"
[18:50] pantsman: Sorry, had to post that
[18:50] Darkangl: like mike's sig says, no good deed goes unpunished
[18:51] pantsman: So anyway, I take it I'm the only mofo with the VHS?
[18:52] Darkangl: you said you had the dvd
[18:52] Darkangl: yes you're the only mofo with the vhs
[18:53] Darkangl: get it to the point where it says "John Carpenter's They Live"
[18:53] Darkangl: just to the point whhere they live has fully faded in
[18:53] Darkangl: it's 33 seconds on the dvd
[18:53] pantsman: Alright hold on, I need to get something done first
[18:55] pantsman: Okay, I'm there
[18:55] pantsman: Ya'll wanna do dis thing?
[18:55] BKing: ok
[18:55] BKing: back
[18:56] BKing: sorry guys.
[18:56] BKing: really sorry.
[18:56] BKing: forever apologetic
[18:56] pantsman: You ready?
[18:56] Darkangl: 33 seconds jordy
[18:57] pantsman: ...
[18:57] BKing: o
[18:57] BKing: k
[18:57] pantsman: +1
[18:57] BKing: damn it josh, just chill
[18:57] BKing: lol
[18:57] pantsman: ME AND YOU'S GONE ROLL, BITCH!
[18:57] Darkangl: well we only started 2 hours late
[18:57] BKing: ROFL
[18:58] BKing: ok ready
[18:58] Darkangl: can't expect him to be too chilly
[18:58] pantsman: Haha, nah, it ain't a biggie
[18:58] pantsman: Have we been talking for two hours?
[18:58] Darkangl: yep
[18:58] BKing: probly.
[18:58] BKing: ok ready
[18:58] pantsman: Cripes, doesn't seem like it
[18:58] BKing: let's do this thing.
[18:58] pantsman: LET'S DO IT!
[18:58] BKing: yeah see? it's all good then.
[18:58] Darkangl: over two hours actually
[18:58] BKing: saw Aliens vs. Predator by the way.
[18:58] Darkangl: **************************
[18:59] Darkangl: don't care...don't care
[18:59] Darkangl: just do the countdown
[18:59] BKing: yeah I know you don't.
[18:59] BKing: 5
[18:59] BKing: 4
[18:59] BKing: 3
[18:59] BKing: 2
[18:59] BKing: 1
[18:59] BKing: GO GO GO
[18:59] BKing: we all good?
[18:59] Darkangl: hey look there's a syringe!
[18:59] pantsman: So what is this movie about? I heard it was about a wrestler who became a nanny or something
[18:59] BKing: lol
[18:59] BKing: yup
[18:59] BKing: ROFL
[18:59] BKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[18:59] Darkangl: I didn't know yasmeen did graffiti art
[18:59] Sharon: hahahahaha
[18:59] BKing: hahahaha
[18:59] BKing: Sante Fe?
[18:59] pantsman: I LOVE John Carpenter's music man
[18:59] BKing: I thought this took place in LA?
[18:59] BKing: yeah, it's great isn't it?
[19:00] Darkangl: probably does
[19:00] Darkangl: he's a travelin' man
[19:00] BKing: loves when he can
[19:00] Darkangl: man in his last run in wrestling he looked horrible
[19:00] Darkangl: lost all his muscle
[19:00] pantsman: What's up with that Hell Comes to Frog Town flick, is it really all that great?
[19:00] Darkangl: had a pot belly
[19:00] Darkangl: I enjoyed it
[19:00] pantsman: Bet he had wrestler boobs too
[19:00] BKing: it's ok josh.
[19:00] Darkangl: it's a pretty cool movie
[19:00] BKing: pretty funny
[19:00] Darkangl: if you can get it we can do it at the next gathering
[19:01] pantsman: Nah, doubt I can without ordering
[19:01] BKing: I can get the tape at work.
[19:01] Darkangl: bummer
[19:01] Darkangl: I got the dvd
[19:01] pantsman: What about Versus?
[19:01] BKing: I'd rather do something else though.
[19:01] BKing: that'd be great.
[19:01] BKing: I watched it with my little nephew, he loved it.
[19:01] pantsman: Frank Armitage
[19:01] Darkangl: tapes are an invention of the devil to make people like movies before he unravels the tapes in their vcrs
[19:01] BKing: No FOOD STAMPS?!?!?!?
[19:01] pantsman: Without tape, my life would be a void of death and doom
[19:01] BKing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[19:02] BKing: lol
[19:02] Darkangl: he looked cool back then
[19:02] Darkangl: oh man is that a mullet?
[19:02] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:02] pantsman: I bet that Reagen bastard is responsible for all THIS!!!!
[19:02] Sharon: i was just thinking that :)
[19:02] BKing: lol
[19:02] BKing: hahahahahahahaha
[19:02] pantsman: Hahaha, I love the political undertones that are totally ridiculous
[19:02] BKing: That's Al Sharpton's blind half-brother.
[19:03] Darkangl: he's not blind
[19:03] Darkangl: he's just jazzy
[19:03] Darkangl: :D
[19:03] BKing: yes he is!
[19:03] pantsman: PWNERS!!
[19:03] BKing: uh oh....
[19:03] BKing: RODNEY KING!
[19:03] BKing: RODNEY KING!
[19:03] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[19:03] Sharon: hahahahahaha
[19:03] BKing: mullet!
[19:03] pantsman: Masters!? OH MY GAWD! THE BOURGEOIS!!!!
[19:03] Darkangl: you see that kid riding the sheep?
[19:03] Darkangl: I did that when I was a kid once
[19:03] BKing: yeah?
[19:03] BKing: lol
[19:04] Darkangl: made it about 10 feet out of the chute and landed on my head
[19:04] BKing: lol
[19:04] Darkangl: never did it again ;)
[19:04] BKing: so THAT's why you are the way you are. lol
[19:04] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:04] Darkangl: part of the reason
[19:04] BKing: lol
[19:04] Darkangl: I think there were a lot of contributing factors ;)
[19:05] pantsman: Roddy's accent, I can't help but hear it
[19:05] pantsman: "SORE-ey
[19:05] BKing: what accent?
[19:05] BKing: lol
[19:05] Darkangl: look
[19:05] pantsman: "I'm SORE-ey"
[19:05] Darkangl: back when he was still in shape
[19:05] BKing: you know....
[19:05] Darkangl: he had muscles
[19:05] Darkangl: :D
[19:05] pantsman: He's Canadian, yo
[19:05] Darkangl: now they're all in his belly :D
[19:05] pantsman: "Josh, hard at work"
[19:05] Sharon: he ate them
[19:05] Darkangl: cocaine's a bitch man
[19:06] pantsman: Cocaine... it's a hell of a drug
[19:06] BKing: there's like a clause in his contract for this.... we require at least one scene with rodney's shirt off.
[19:06] BKing: LOL
[19:06] pantsman: Keith David, ready to rock and roll
[19:06] Darkangl: he doesn't look very sweaty for a guy who's been workin in the hor sun
[19:06] Darkangl: hot
[19:06] BKing: Roddy = The Kid from Six-String Samurai
[19:06] pantsman: I swear he looks like a crackhead in this, but man does he make it work
[19:06] BKing: stop following me bitch!
[19:07] Darkangl: hahahahah
[19:07] Darkangl: LMAO
[19:07] pantsman: No man should have the guts to wear purple like that, it's just not normal
[19:07] Sharon: hahahahaha
[19:07] Darkangl: the black dude's gonna start dumping himself all over the ground while roddy giggles and cries intermittently :D
[19:07] BKing: ROFL
[19:08] pantsman: Do you see what Reagen's revolution did, DO YOU SEE!?!?!?!?!?!1?
[19:08] BKing: nah, let's blame this on Carter.
[19:08] pantsman: It brought us ALIENS! ALIENS!!!!
[19:09] Darkangl: oh yeah jordy
[19:09] pantsman: I blame everything on Carter
[19:09] BKing: lol
[19:09] Darkangl: I got the first season of roswell dvd set today
[19:09] BKing: "The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules."
[19:09] Darkangl: I knew that'd make you happy
[19:09] Darkangl: ;)
[19:09] BKing: why?
[19:09] BKing: waste of money.
[19:09] Darkangl: because I like the show
[19:09] Darkangl: a lot
[19:09] BKing: waste of money
[19:09] Darkangl: nah
[19:09] pantsman: DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT!!!1!!!
[19:09] BKing: should've got lost boys 2 dvd set.
[19:09] Darkangl: you never gave it a chance
[19:09] BKing: ROFL
[19:09] Darkangl: I have the lost boys
[19:10] BKing: it's a lame sci-fi soap opera.
[19:10] BKing: yeah the SINGLE DISC one.
[19:10] Darkangl: it's not lame at all
[19:10] BKing: anyway, THEY LIVE
[19:10] Darkangl: it's pretty damn sweet if you'd have ever given it a chance
[19:10] BKing: LOL
[19:10] Darkangl: bitch
[19:10] BKing: hahahahahah
[19:10] pantsman: Hey, I've been on topic... yo
[19:10] Darkangl: jeez, I guess with tara there you started your period too
[19:10] Darkangl: now you can bleed together for the next week
[19:10] BKing: I love when the signal's broken
[19:10] BKing: LOL
[19:11] BKing: hey man, I'm old and cantankerous.
[19:11] BKing: lol
[19:11] Darkangl: hey film it and then you can sell it as a menstrual horror film
[19:11] BKing: nah it's been done several times before.
[19:11] pantsman: There's a movie called "Red Room" where there's some period related... umm, sex horror.
[19:11] BKing: not original anymore.
[19:11] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:11] Darkangl: nice
[19:11] BKing: see?
[19:11] pantsman: I mean, drinking stuff.
[19:12] Darkangl: does it seem like the sound levels are really low in this movie?
[19:12] BKing: nope
[19:12] Darkangl: I have my speakers cranked and it's still quiet
[19:12] pantsman: It seems like Carpenter might have been making some kind of political statement, but I'll be darned if I can figure it out!
[19:12] BKing: MONOLITH MONSTERS!
[19:12] Darkangl: I don't deal in political statements because I don't give a damn what their politics are
[19:13] pantsman: MONOLITH FROM 2001!... oh wait, that's a shadow...
[19:13] Darkangl: I just want to be entertained
[19:13] Darkangl: if they can't do that then fuck em
[19:13] Darkangl: hey look
[19:13] pantsman: Ahh, but it's funny. It's SOOO heavy-handed, it's now one of the things I love about the movie.
[19:13] Darkangl: the guy under the mullet's gettin' nosy
[19:13] BKing: jeez josh
[19:13] Darkangl: :D
[19:13] BKing: the political statement here is so blatant!!!
[19:13] BKing: Rich people are aliens!
[19:13] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:13] pantsman: BOURGEOIS ALIENS!!!
[19:14] BKing: exactly!
[19:14] BKing: President Bush... human. Too stupid to be an alien.
[19:14] BKing: but Cheney....
[19:14] Darkangl: bush isn't stupid
[19:14] BKing: he's all alien, and part machine
[19:14] pantsman: Me? I blame it on the Jews.
[19:14] Darkangl: that's just bullshit spread by liberals
[19:14] * BKing rolls eyes
[19:14] Darkangl: when you've actually sat down with the man and had a conversation with him then you can call him stupid if you want
[19:15] Darkangl: until then no one who hasn't done that can
[19:15] pantsman: Uh oh, political overload!
[19:15] Darkangl: hell yeah :D
[19:15] BKing: lol
[19:15] Darkangl: rock of ages
[19:15] Darkangl: what the hell is that
[19:15] pantsman: Rock of Ages = AC/DC
[19:15] Darkangl: it doesn't sound like rock to me
[19:15] BKing: ROCK OF AGES
[19:15] BKing: ROCK OF AGES
[19:16] Darkangl: sounds like a baptist church in louisiana
[19:16] BKing: WE'RE A-ROLLING, ROCK AND ROLLING
[19:16] BKing: lordy lordy
[19:16] BKing: amen amen
[19:16] BKing: man the movie is truly showing it's age right now.
[19:16] BKing: lol
[19:16] Darkangl: you can't use a dish like that inside
[19:16] BKing: nice tape recorder there.
[19:16] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:17] pantsman: Roddy = Master of Stealth
[19:17] Sharon: he's good
[19:17] pantsman: He's part ninja
[19:17] pantsman: ...robotic ninja!
[19:17] Darkangl: only if ninjas have mullets and are clumbsy
[19:17] Sharon: that explains his hair
[19:18] pantsman: NINJA PRIEST!
[19:18] Darkangl: he doesn't seem bling
[19:18] Darkangl: blind
[19:18] *** Quits: pantsman (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[19:18] Sharon: the preist wants to show him something
[19:18] Darkangl: I guess it's because the lors has let him see
[19:18] Darkangl: :D
[19:18] Sharon: maybe it's a puppy :)
[19:18] Darkangl: there goes josh again
[19:18] Darkangl: jeez every time
[19:18] Sharon: poor guy
[19:19] Darkangl: they should have killed this bitch early on
[19:19] Darkangl: stupid scuzzy bum
[19:19] BKing: lol
[19:19] *** Joins: HOT4U (~pantsman@206-251-162-26.huntbrothers.com)
[19:19] *** HOT4U is now known as pantsman
[19:20] Darkangl: he's talking about it happening at the end of every century
[19:20] pantsman: Guess what happened?
[19:20] Darkangl: this movie was made in 1988
[19:20] BKing: lol
[19:20] pantsman: Well... twelve years is, umm, kinda close...
[19:20] Darkangl: no it's not
[19:20] pantsman: It is... if you're a ROBOT!
[19:20] BKing: Keith Richards is.... GHANDI II!
[19:21] Darkangl: actually the white line's on the side of the road
[19:21] Darkangl: no wonder he's hoofin' it
[19:21] pantsman: See, Roddy, he's a badass. Breaking the rules
[19:21] Darkangl: he probably got busted for running over pedestrians
[19:21] pantsman: Ghandi was a racist
[19:21] BKing: lol
[19:21] Darkangl: actually I was reading something about ghandi a while back
[19:21] Darkangl: he wasn't the person people have made him out to be
[19:21] BKing: there goes Starsky and the gang.
[19:21] Darkangl: apparently he still supported the caste system and such
[19:22] Darkangl: but he wanted a secular society
[19:22] pantsman: I've always loved that quote from Vice Central with Ghandi talking negatively about Africans, that was classic.
[19:22] Darkangl: which is somewhat different than how he's usually portrayed
[19:22] Darkangl: what was the quote?
[19:23] pantsman: Something along the lines of "This mixing of Kafirs with our women is morally disgusting" or something like that. Great article, love that site ;)
[19:23] Darkangl: did he ever get the site back up?
[19:23] Sharon: what a mess, looks like our living room
[19:24] pantsman: They took down the article last I checked, which sucked.
[19:24] pantsman: Uh Oh, GESTAPPO ACTION!
[19:24] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:24] Darkangl: it did look like our living room
[19:24] Darkangl: now it looks like our bedroom
[19:24] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:24] pantsman: The tanks?
[19:24] Sharon: and the kitchen
[19:24] Darkangl: yeah we have tanks in our bedroom
[19:24] pantsman: Or the men walking around in helmets?
[19:24] Darkangl: and in the kitchen
[19:24] Darkangl: we have those too
[19:24] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:24] Darkangl: it's a kink things
[19:24] Sharon: I wish :)
[19:24] BKing: lol
[19:24] Darkangl: thing
[19:25] Darkangl: men with big sticks ;)
[19:25] pantsman: I often have random homeless men in my house
[19:25] Sharon: lotsa men in helmets in my house
[19:25] Darkangl: do they leave their panhandle money on the nightstand when they leave?
[19:25] pantsman: They had better!
[19:25] BKing: why are you hitting that man? He's fat old and white!!!!
[19:25] pantsman: Hit the priest, he's black!
[19:25] BKing: oh c'mon! Now they 're hitting the black guy but he's old and blind!
[19:25] Sharon: hahahahahaha
[19:25] Darkangl: LMAO
[19:26] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[19:26] pantsman: Spread some crack on him, no one will know the difference
[19:26] BKing: my god
[19:26] BKing: get the camera josh!
[19:26] pantsman: COPZ!
[19:26] BKing: we need to send this to America's funniest home videos
[19:26] BKing: then maybe the police.
[19:26] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:26] Darkangl: that'd be funny
[19:26] pantsman: That kid looks familiar to me
[19:26] Darkangl: take a clip out of a movie and send it to america's funniest home videos
[19:27] Darkangl: be hilarious if they ran it and it won the 10,000 dollars
[19:27] pantsman: CRACK! YES!
[19:27] pantsman: It'd have to be pretty obscure man
[19:27] BKing: yeah Josh, that kid does look familiar.
[19:27] pantsman: Wait, no crack, dang
[19:27] BKing: ROFL
[19:27] BKing: ROFL
[19:27] Darkangl: yasmeen must be in the bathroom
[19:27] Darkangl: ;)
[19:27] pantsman: That kid was on the Waltons or something
[19:27] BKing: stereotypical black man high on weed.
[19:28] Darkangl: stereotypes exist for a reason
[19:28] pantsman: Stereotypical? You mean they come in other forms?
[19:28] pantsman: BOOYAH!
[19:28] BKing: oh man.
[19:28] Sharon: hahahahaha
[19:28] pantsman: *is beaten by the PC police*
[19:28] pantsman: I'm INNOCENT!
[19:28] BKing: Disclaimer: The rest of us here at the Gathering do not share the same views, opions, and beliefs as Josh Samford.
[19:28] Darkangl: man they trashed that place
[19:28] Darkangl: actually
[19:28] pantsman: NO! Don't use my name!
[19:29] Darkangl: I share some of his views
[19:29] BKing: lol
[19:29] Darkangl: I just don't like Miike films ;)
[19:29] BKing: lol
[19:29] pantsman: *PC police throw Josh in the Gulag*
[19:29] Darkangl: well kinda...
[19:29] Darkangl: not like he does though
[19:29] Darkangl: HELP POLICE! THE MULLET MARAUDER HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!!
[19:29] pantsman: Miike is everything, EVERYTHING!
[19:29] BKing: lol
[19:29] BKing: Mullet Marauder!!!!!!!
[19:29] BKing: LOL
[19:29] BKing: hahahahahahahaha
[19:30] Darkangl: sound's like a Troma film don't it
[19:30] pantsman: PUT THE GLASSES ON!!!... Oh, wrong part...
[19:30] Darkangl: the mullet marauder
[19:30] pantsman: Revenge of the Mullet Marauder
[19:30] Sharon: hey he can sell the glasses nd get crack
[19:30] BKing: yeah the fight between Roddy and Keith is great.
[19:30] BKing: ridiculously long.
[19:30] BKing: brb gonna get some birthday cake
[19:31] Darkangl: and perfectly mimiced on south park
[19:31] BKing: nums!
[19:31] BKing: hahahahahahah
[19:31] BKing: OBEY
[19:31] BKing: YOUR THIRST
[19:31] pantsman: You know, I've never seen this in widescreen :(
[19:31] BKing: lol
[19:31] pantsman: COMPUTERS MAKE ME KILL!
[19:31] Darkangl: I'm watching it in widescreen right now
[19:31] BKing: ME TOO!
[19:31] pantsman: Me... not :(
[19:31] Darkangl: BOOBIES ARE BETTER WHEN THEY'RE FAKE!!!
[19:31] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:32] Darkangl: YOU WILL WORSHIP THE FAKE BOOBIES!
[19:32] BKing: I wonder what our websites would look like with those glasses on.
[19:32] pantsman: NO INDIPENDENT MUSIC
[19:32] Darkangl: well judging by what he's seeing
[19:32] pantsman: DEPENDENT*
[19:32] Darkangl: they'd look grayscale
[19:32] BKing: B-MOVIE CENTRAL....... OH MY GOD!
[19:32] BKing: It is the same!
[19:32] BKing: Phew. Duane's not an alien!
[19:32] pantsman: Varied Celluloid: DO NOT VISIT THIS SITE EVER AGAIN
[19:33] Darkangl: well it's a good think the glasses don't just see black and green or they'd have no effect on your site at all
[19:33] pantsman: Ted Turner is an alien!!!
[19:33] pantsman: ... figures.
[19:34] pantsman: How come people aren'y hypnotized when I randomly walk up to them on the street and scream "OBEY!!!!!" at the top of my lungs?
[19:34] pantsman: aren't*
[19:34] pantsman: Me speeel bad
[19:35] pantsman: OBEY!
[19:35] Darkangl: I tried that once
[19:35] pantsman: NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT!
[19:35] pantsman: NO THOUGHT!
[19:35] Darkangl: tried if on this chick
[19:35] pantsman: Did it work?
[19:35] Darkangl: I said "You obey me! Go in the kitchen and bake me a pie!"
[19:35] Darkangl: the bitch came back with cookies
[19:35] BKing: ROFL
[19:35] Darkangl: I just can't win
[19:35] Darkangl: ;)
[19:35] pantsman: YOU GOT SERVED!
[19:35] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:36] Darkangl: yeah...served cookes instead of pie :D
[19:36] pantsman: *is shot by defenders of good taste*
[19:36] BKing: Go for it man!
[19:36] BKing: I got the promotion for my good looks man!
[19:36] BKing: AH!
[19:36] pantsman: "it figures it would be something like this"
[19:36] BKing: John Kerry revealed!!!!
[19:36] pantsman: BIGGITY BAM!
[19:36] Sharon: looks just like him
[19:36] pantsman: I love this
[19:36] BKing: ROFL
[19:36] pantsman: BEST SCENE IN DA MOVIE!
[19:37] pantsman: Hahahaha
[19:37] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:37] BKing: You... you're ok. This one, real fuckin' ugly!!!
[19:37] pantsman: Classic
[19:37] BKing: ROFL
[19:37] BKing: ROFL
[19:37] Darkangl: real fuckin ugly :D
[19:37] BKing: hahahahahaahahaha
[19:37] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:37] BKing: Formaldahyde face!
[19:37] Darkangl: you get out or me call cops
[19:37] pantsman: Oh no, don't trust those Brazillian plastic surgens!
[19:37] BKing: rabble rabble rabble rabble.
[19:37] pantsman: So, when they do this with their watches, can other people see them doing that or what?
[19:38] Sharon: that's what i was just wondering
[19:38] Darkangl: I assume
[19:38] pantsman: "I don't like this one bit... not one bit" kind of a forgotten line, but I always find myself repeating it
[19:38] Sharon: so all of a sudden a bunch of people are talking to their watches
[19:38] pantsman: Exactly, a little odd I would think
[19:38] pantsman: WRASSLIN FIGHT!
[19:39] pantsman: Come on... hit em!
[19:39] BKing: HRRRR!!! RODDY SMASH!
[19:39] pantsman: There you go!
[19:39] pantsman: RODDY ANGRY!
[19:39] Darkangl: you know
[19:39] BKing: and no one notices this guy beat the shit ou tof two cops?
[19:39] BKing: in broad daylight.
[19:39] pantsman: AND SHOT ONE!!!
[19:39] Darkangl: cylinders in revolvers don't click when they're flipped out
[19:39] BKing: and then shoots both.
[19:39] BKing: ROFL
[19:39] BKing: time to kick ass and chew bubblegum....
[19:39] Darkangl: yep
[19:39] pantsman: Oh yeah
[19:39] pantsman: Here it goes
[19:40] BKing: WHOOPS!
[19:40] BKing: LOL
[19:40] BKing: what are the odds of that?
[19:40] BKing: walkin' into a bank with two guns you just stole.
[19:40] BKing: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass."
[19:40] BKing: "And I'm all out of bubblegum."
[19:40] BKing: YEAH!
[19:40] BKing: GO RODDY!
[19:40] Darkangl: splat
[19:40] pantsman: Last time I stole a gun, I just walked into a 7/11
[19:40] BKing: Plug thus ugly suckas!
[19:40] BKing: Momma don't like tattle tales!
[19:40] BKing: hahahahaha
[19:41] pantsman: MAMMA DON'T LIKE TATTLE TALES! YES YES YES!
[19:41] Darkangl: Roddy the Mullet Thug :D
[19:41] pantsman: That alien looks like a gas can
[19:41] BKing: Not nice!
[19:41] BKing: BLAM!
[19:41] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:41] pantsman: You can't see it, but it can be blown up
[19:42] pantsman: "Beat your feet" AHH! So that's where I got that :D THat's my line I use when I say I'm going some place.
[19:42] BKing: I hate this chick.
[19:42] BKing: it's her EYES!
[19:42] pantsman: I know, they freak me out
[19:42] Darkangl: oh josh, you're such a movie quoter ;)
[19:42] BKing: Her eyes give me the creeps.
[19:42] Sharon: she is funky looking
[19:42] pantsman: Who could find that attractive
[19:42] Darkangl: what's her name
[19:42] Darkangl: I used to know it
[19:42] Darkangl: can't think of it now
[19:42] pantsman: It seems I quote They Live more than anything, and I haven't seen it in many moons :)
[19:42] BKing: Eye-ly La Freaka
[19:43] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:43] BKing: hahahaha
[19:43] BKing: Hey guys, wait for us!!!!
[19:43] BKing: ::gasp, gasp::
[19:43] Darkangl: man did he pick the wrong bitch to hook up with
[19:43] pantsman: I know, she's married...
[19:43] pantsman: Wait, no she ain't! Good sign!
[19:44] Darkangl: she could never find a guy who could deal with those eyes
[19:44] BKing: Captain Lou Albano?
[19:44] pantsman: Who the hell is her neighbor...
[19:44] BKing: naaaah....
[19:44] BKing: two burly fags.
[19:44] Darkangl: looks more like george the animal steel with a wig and a beard
[19:44] BKing: ROFL
[19:44] pantsman: Nah, he looks like that guy from The Tao of Steve
[19:45] BKing: never seen it.
[19:45] Darkangl: meg foster
[19:45] Darkangl: that's her name
[19:45] Darkangl: I think
[19:45] pantsman: Well... the guy from Blade, the second behind Frost who is always screaming and has a beard
[19:45] BKing: yuyp
[19:45] BKing: lol
[19:45] pantsman: Jody Foster is her aunt
[19:46] BKing: he sounds so nuckin' futs!
[19:46] BKing: hahahahahaahahahaha
[19:46] BKing: don't do her!
[19:46] Darkangl: yep
[19:46] BKing: Don't screw the reaper roddy!
[19:46] pantsman: "listen to what I say to ye"
[19:46] pantsman: Why is everyone in this world so hesitant to PUT ON GLASSES!!!
[19:47] Darkangl: he should make her put on the damn glasses just to cover up them eyes
[19:47] pantsman: It takes five seconds, requires no work, for god's sake, just PUT ON THE GLASSES!
[19:47] BKing: lol
[19:47] Darkangl: I know
[19:47] Sharon: people are so weird
[19:47] Darkangl: he had to do a beatdown on the black guy just to get him to try them on
[19:47] pantsman: He literally has to beat people into submission
[19:47] BKing: don't...
[19:47] BKing: fuck with me.
[19:47] pantsman: You're thirsty, I have to pee, works out perfect!
[19:47] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:47] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:47] BKing: hahahahahaha
[19:48] Darkangl: pull on her ear to flush
[19:48] Darkangl: :D
[19:48] BKing: lol
[19:48] pantsman: Awww, even nastier
[19:48] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:48] Darkangl: no what's even nastier is if he has to poo
[19:48] pantsman: "Hawwwly"
[19:48] Sharon: ewwww
[19:48] Sharon: god
[19:48] Darkangl: heh
[19:48] pantsman: ...And she's hungry
[19:48] Darkangl: pretty name for such a freaky lookin' chick
[19:48] BKing: I love TV!
[19:48] BKing: OUCH!
[19:48] pantsman: SMACK!
[19:48] pantsman: Hahahaha
[19:49] pantsman: I love how that comes from nowhere
[19:49] Darkangl: I'm sorry but a bottle like that is enough to crack your skull
[19:49] BKing: nah ah
[19:50] pantsman: Not if it's a prop
[19:50] BKing: it's Roddy Piper!
[19:50] Darkangl: so he lost his weapons and his sunglasses
[19:50] BKing: he's damn near invincible.
[19:50] BKing: nah, he's still got two guns. ;-)
[19:50] pantsman: Exactly, the only person who touches Roddy is Mr. T
[19:50] Darkangl: and he got the beatdown put on him by a chick with freaky eyes
[19:50] Sharon: especially when you are hit hard enough that you break a window
[19:50] pantsman: Mr. T is like The Highlander, for real
[19:51] Darkangl: he's got T power!
[19:51] pantsman: If you cut off Mr. T's head, you would get a million gold necklaces, but just try it and see what happens
[19:51] pantsman: gold chains, whatever
[19:51] Darkangl: and if you get Mr T excited, you'll get a pearl necklace ;)
[19:51] Sharon: hahahahaha
[19:51] BKing: man he likes purple.
[19:52] pantsman: My hard hat is orange
[19:52] BKing: you know...
[19:52] BKing: just thinking.
[19:52] BKing: Keith wears a lot of Purple in this flick.
[19:52] Darkangl: gay color
[19:52] pantsman: Hahaha, didn't even notice the purple was back!
[19:52] BKing: and he does the voice for Goliath on Gargoyles
[19:52] Darkangl: no wonder he likes to get manhandled by roddy
[19:52] BKing: a purple Gargoyle
[19:53] BKing: He goes from being in kickass shit to being owned by Disney.
[19:53] pantsman: Maybe it's a signal?
[19:53] BKing: lol
[19:53] BKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
[19:53] BKing: Roddy just can't win.
[19:53] pantsman: God, isn't this the greatest set up to a fight ever?
[19:53] pantsman: I love when keith just shows up in the alley. It's so obviously just to have him there to be in the fight, but god does it rule.
[19:53] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:54] Darkangl: why the hell did that truck dump like that anyway
[19:54] pantsman: Nah, he had those two chicks bone each other with a double dildo in that Requiem drug flick
[19:54] Sharon: nice shot
[19:54] BKing: lol
[19:54] Darkangl: NICE SHOT
[19:54] Darkangl: holy crap
[19:54] Sharon: hahaha
[19:54] Darkangl: he should be in the nba
[19:54] BKing: let's get it on!
[19:54] pantsman: Disney can't own someone like that
[19:54] pantsman: HERE IT GO!
[19:54] BKing: MULLET POWER!
[19:55] pantsman: Either you put the sunglasses on, or start eating that trash can
[19:55] pantsman: Hahaha, this so rules
[19:55] Darkangl: yeah it does
[19:55] Sharon: against purple power!
[19:55] Darkangl: this is like one of the all time best movie scenes ever
[19:55] pantsman: Not this year
[19:55] pantsman: I love the camerawork here
[19:55] pantsman: It dances
[19:55] Darkangl: duck and move roddy
[19:55] BKing: his fist danced off of Roddy's muscle titty
[19:55] Darkangl: TIMMY!
[19:55] Darkangl: JIMMY!
[19:55] Darkangl: :D
[19:56] pantsman: PURPLE VS. MULLET IN A BATTLE THAT NO ONE CAN WIN!!! WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
[19:56] pantsman: Muscle titty, bwahahaha
[19:56] pantsman: Cheapshot man, cheapshot
[19:56] BKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:56] Darkangl: cheap shots rule! :D
[19:56] pantsman: Wasn't this all improvised?
[19:56] Darkangl: I don't know
[19:57] Darkangl: they kicked each other's asses though
[19:57] pantsman: I think it was, or at least the parts that didn't involved props, and yeah, they were supposed to have not pulled their punches often.
[19:57] BKing: YOU SON OF A BITCH! WRESTLING IS REAL!!!!
[19:57] BKing: TAKE THAT!
[19:57] BKing: AND THAT!
[19:57] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:57] pantsman: Roddy's taking it pretty serious man
[19:57] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:57] Darkangl: remember that part from south park?
[19:57] BKing: oh man....
[19:57] Darkangl: :D
[19:57] pantsman: Ewww, groin shot... not cool
[19:57] BKing: five in the groin.
[19:58] BKing: i'd be done after that.
[19:58] pantsman: one in the groin, I'd be crying
[19:58] Darkangl: you know he's crampin up big time now
[19:58] BKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[19:58] pantsman: How could you stand up?
[19:58] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:58] pantsman: How could you BREATHE :)
[19:58] pantsman: "PUT THE GLASSES OOOONNN!!!"
[19:58] BKing: SUPLEX RODDY! THE SUPLEX!!!!!!!
[19:59] pantsman: Dakessian, huzzah
[19:59] pantsman: "FAHK YOO"
[19:59] BKing: lol
[19:59] BKing: H. Hamat!
[19:59] BKing: DOUBLE HUZZAH!
[19:59] Darkangl: here comes another beatdown
[19:59] BKing: looks like a kid with a crayon drew on the wall.
[19:59] BKing: hahahahahahah
[19:59] BKing: again?!
[19:59] Darkangl: roddy gets his second wind
[19:59] BKing: if you insist!
[19:59] pantsman: Hahaha, I love the way Keith goes "ahhhHHHHHHHH" when Roddy sneaks up on him like that
[19:59] BKing: suplex!
[20:00] pantsman: How did they know they could see, surely they didn't hear Roddy
[20:00] pantsman: And she's back in heat!
[20:00] Darkangl: that's such a stupid line
[20:00] BKing: "Brother, life's a bitch and she's back i heat."
[20:00] pantsman: Aww shutup, it's awesome
[20:00] BKing: that's an awesome line.
[20:00] BKing: Huzzah!
[20:00] BKing: LOL
[20:00] pantsman: See!
[20:00] Darkangl: it was overused in the 80's
[20:01] Darkangl: they even had bumper stickers of it
[20:01] BKing: so?
[20:01] BKing: you know.
[20:01] Darkangl: LMAO
[20:01] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:01] BKing: you have some deep resentment of the 80's Duane.
[20:01] BKing: I've noticed that.
[20:01] Darkangl: quisp and quake :D
[20:01] BKing: we want a king size bed!!!
[20:01] pantsman: I grew up in the 90's, the 80's are of no importance to me
[20:01] Darkangl: actually I liked the 80's
[20:01] Darkangl: I grew up in the 70's
[20:01] BKing: the 80's are an amazing decade. the most important decade ever in my opinion.
[20:01] Darkangl: born in december of 1970
[20:01] Darkangl: hell yeah jordy
[20:01] Sharon: I agree
[20:02] BKing: the best music, the best movies.
[20:02] Darkangl: don johnson became the leader of the US and david hasslehoff became the king of germany :D
[20:02] BKing: ROFL
[20:02] BKing: hahahahahaahahahahahahaha
[20:02] pantsman: I thought the fashion of the 80's made for some of the worst attrocities ever known
[20:02] Darkangl: that hasslehoff cameo in dodgeball was funny
[20:02] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:02] Darkangl: thee was a lot of cameos in that movie
[20:02] BKing: yeah.
[20:02] Darkangl: too bad the movie was just ok
[20:02] Darkangl: it could have been so much better
[20:02] BKing: the cameos were the best part of the movie.
[20:03] Darkangl: if matt and trey had made and starred in that movie it would have been awesome
[20:03] pantsman: I want to see Anchorman
[20:03] Sharon: me too
[20:03] pantsman: Still
[20:03] pantsman: They curse a lot more on video than on television
[20:03] BKing: Anchorman was awesome Joshy.
[20:03] Darkangl: what the hell are you talking about josh? :)
[20:04] pantsman: Talking about I've seen this mostly on television :)
[20:04] Sharon: this movie is kind of slow
[20:04] Darkangl: EYES!
[20:04] Darkangl: just eyes
[20:04] Darkangl: ;)
[20:04] BKing: "San Diego.... that's what the Germans called it when they settled there in 1904... in fact.... San Diego is German for "whale's vagina."
[20:04] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:04] BKing: "No, it's spanish. It means Saint Diego."
[20:04] BKing: Will Farrell: ::sighs:: "Ok... I admit it, I was just trying to impress you."
[20:05] BKing: I love lamp
[20:05] BKing: I love Roddy.
[20:05] Darkangl: if you climbed up a whale's vagina...strictly for sexual purposes (porpoises?) of course, and then you popped out, would you be considered a born again?
[20:05] pantsman: Ahh, you quoting Anchorman?
[20:05] BKing: I love skyline
[20:05] BKing: yes
[20:05] BKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:05] BKing: punnage!
[20:05] pantsman: Whales freak me out, the thought of one... god.
[20:05] pantsman: PWNAGE!
[20:05] Darkangl: everything freaks you out
[20:05] pantsman: Whales especially
[20:06] Sharon: snakes freak me out
[20:06] pantsman: Some people are scared of sharks, I'm scared of whales
[20:06] Sharon: just for the record
[20:06] BKing: ROFL
[20:06] Darkangl: you're scared of midgets too
[20:06] pantsman: My mom is scared of all reptiles
[20:06] Darkangl: what the hell's wrong with you
[20:06] BKing: I like how Roddy and Keith have healed up already.
[20:06] Sharon: I used to have nightmares about snakes
[20:06] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:06] Darkangl: just like in kung fu movies
[20:07] Darkangl: instant, next-scene healing
[20:07] Darkangl: sharon still has nightmares about snakes
[20:07] pantsman: It's a Kung Fu secret
[20:07] Darkangl: but only when I'm naked ;)
[20:07] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:07] BKing: I think the redneck with a shotgun is a bit conspicuous.
[20:07] BKing: lol
[20:07] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:07] pantsman: Contacts, those also scare me. I'm not frightened of them, but getting that close to my eye seem frightening
[20:08] BKing: Tommy Chong?!
[20:08] Sharon: contacts suck
[20:08] pantsman: Meatloaf!
[20:08] BKing: Commies? definitely an 80's flick.
[20:08] Darkangl: yeah there's an 80's socio-political message
[20:09] pantsman: Really?
[20:09] pantsman: Didn't notice ;)
[20:09] Darkangl: yeah well you were probably still freakin out about the midget whales
[20:09] pantsman: If they're wanting to get my attention, a fat old guy yelling at me isn't the best way to do things
[20:09] Sharon: a whale riding midget
[20:09] BKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:09] pantsman: A midget riding a whale! :X
[20:09] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:10] Darkangl: a whale pooping a midget
[20:10] Darkangl: a midget pooping a whale
[20:10] Sharon: ouch
[20:10] pantsman: You know, they could always just start selling the glasses.
[20:10] Darkangl: a midget stuck halfway in the blowhole of the whale
[20:10] Sharon: i hope the whale didn't have peanuts all over it
[20:10] Darkangl: no josh that would be logical
[20:10] pantsman: That would be kinda funny
[20:11] pantsman: Oh No! The EYES!!!!
[20:11] BKing: lying whore!
[20:11] Sharon: freak chick
[20:11] pantsman: She's a straight up biiatch
[20:11] Darkangl: yeah she is
[20:11] Sharon: shoot her dude
[20:11] pantsman: And she looks like a reptile
[20:11] Darkangl: kevin just laid eyes on the chick that's gonna kill him
[20:11] BKing: lol
[20:12] BKing: Loooooveee.......
[20:12] Darkangl: yeah she would have been good in that mini-series V
[20:12] BKing: Loooooooveeee...
[20:12] Darkangl: freaky bitch
[20:12] BKing: yup
[20:12] Darkangl: she was in blind fury too
[20:12] BKing: KABOOM!
[20:12] Darkangl: one look at those eyes and anyone would go blind
[20:12] BKing: oh no! They shot THAT guy!
[20:12] BKing: All the good characters dying!!!
[20:12] pantsman: Blind Fists of Bruce Lee
[20:13] BKing: I love how Keith just used Roddy as a shield.
[20:13] pantsman: ROBOCOP!
[20:13] pantsman: Oh no! BLACK GUY!!!!
[20:13] BKing: That's what this movie needs.
[20:13] BKing: Robocop vs. the Alien Space Entrepeneurs
[20:13] Darkangl: a black guy?
[20:13] pantsman: This reminds me of the ending to The Fog... but with guns
[20:13] BKing: Dude this is like watching a live-action version of that AREA 51 game in arcades.
[20:14] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:14] Darkangl: yep
[20:14] Darkangl: way to waste ammo there roddy
[20:14] BKing: burly biker man to the rescue.
[20:14] pantsman: Chow Yun Fat is going to jump out at any minute
[20:14] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:14] Darkangl: oh shit!
[20:14] BKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:14] BKing: Frank
[20:14] BKing: what!
[20:14] BKing: Frank
[20:14] BKing: what?!
[20:15] BKing: FRANK!
[20:15] BKing: oh shit!
[20:15] pantsman: Why don't the aliens have their own language?
[20:15] Darkangl: they do
[20:15] BKing: Cause English is the universal language man.
[20:15] Darkangl: yeah man
[20:15] Darkangl: haven't you ever watched star trek?
[20:16] pantsman: I don't remember hearing any of their alien-speak
[20:16] Darkangl: everyone speaks english
[20:16] Darkangl: except them damn klingons
[20:16] BKing: LOOK!
[20:16] Darkangl: SPLITTERS!
[20:16] BKing: That thing is from Ghostbusters!!!
[20:16] pantsman: A-Team?
[20:16] pantsman: What!?
[20:16] BKing: That walkie talkie is actually from Ghostbusters...
[20:16] BKing: what was the ghost finding apparatus called?
[20:16] Darkangl: if the black guy had a mowhawk, this would be JUST LIKE the A-Team
[20:16] pantsman: The... ummm, ahh crap, I know this...
[20:17] pantsman: He'd have to talk about "suckas" though
[20:17] pantsman: And Roddy would have to either be an old dude who smokes a cigar, or a nerdy wide-cracking loser
[20:17] pantsman: wise*
[20:18] Darkangl: fucking sellout
[20:18] BKing: I GOT IT JOSHY!
[20:18] pantsman: He assumes they are rich, and aknowledges the fact that they're still wearing their homeless clothes
[20:18] BKing: PKE METERS!
[20:18] pantsman: That's it! DAng!
[20:19] BKing: http://www.gbprops.com/ref_index.php/5/2/
[20:19] BKing: Just found a website devoted to the props and gizmos from Ghostbusters.
[20:19] BKing: hahahahaha
[20:19] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:19] pantsman: People are sad...
[20:19] BKing: the internet is a wonderful place.
[20:19] BKing: ROFL
[20:20] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:20] BKing: "Hey do you have any bubblegum?"
[20:20] BKing: No sir can't say that I do?
[20:20] Darkangl: if it weren't for the internet, my porn habit would cost me a fortune! ;)
[20:20] BKing: "Well then I guess I'll have to kick your ass!!"
[20:20] BKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:21] Darkangl: yeah
[20:21] Darkangl: friends of his
[20:21] Darkangl: butt buddies
[20:21] pantsman: HAWWWLY!
[20:22] Sharon: hahaha
[20:22] pantsman: MICROSOFT!
[20:22] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:22] BKing: hahahahaha
[20:22] pantsman: Wasn't this guy in a lot of Carpenter's flicks?
[20:22] BKing: DISNEY!!!!
[20:22] BKing: dunno
[20:22] pantsman: *walt disney rises from the grave*
[20:23] BKing: ROFL
[20:23] Darkangl: they should have just killed him instead of talking to him
[20:23] pantsman: Yeah, he didn't help out a whole lot
[20:23] pantsman: They could have found that place
[20:23] BKing: Dude. Those aliens all look like Paul Reiser!!!!!
[20:23] BKing: freaky!
[20:23] pantsman: All aliens do, natural fact
[20:23] Sharon: hahahahahaha
[20:23] BKing: hahahahahaahahaha
[20:24] BKing: So polite Roddy!
[20:24] BKing: Zebra Camo squad to the rescue!
[20:24] pantsman: He was just raised that way, you know
[20:24] Darkangl: yeah
[20:24] Darkangl: let's go the hard way
[20:25] pantsman: You see, they're just trying to fit into the background, that's why they have the suits
[20:25] BKing: I got a reading on the PKE meter... ghosts are moving to the roof over!
[20:25] BKing: get your proton packs ready guys!
[20:25] pantsman: ... Must be some kinda cockroach!
[20:25] Darkangl: hell if I had to choose between climbing stairs and shooting those guys and taking the elevator, I'd be mr alien killer
[20:25] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:25] BKing: lol
[20:25] Darkangl: were those seriously from ghostbusters?
[20:25] Darkangl: they look the same but it's been so long since I seen it
[20:26] BKing: Roddy has ESP
[20:26] BKing: how'd he know when to turn and fire.
[20:26] BKing: ?
[20:26] BKing: yes those are seriously from ghostbusters duaner.
[20:26] Darkangl: how come they aren't running out of ammo?
[20:26] Darkangl: they're not like stopping to pick up extra clips or anything
[20:26] BKing: cause those guns are ALIEN assault rifles.
[20:26] BKing: Unlimited AMMO
[20:26] Darkangl: elmer fudd guns
[20:26] Sharon: they never do in these movies
[20:26] Sharon: magic guns
[20:26] BKing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[20:26] BKing: KEITH!!!!!!
[20:26] BKing: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
[20:26] BKing: FUCK FUCK FUCK!
[20:26] BKing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[20:27] BKing: Roddy's about to destroy Ed Wood's most expensive prop to date.
[20:27] pantsman: Nothing happened to Keith, I refuse to remember that scene
[20:27] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:27] pantsman: HAWLLY WORKS FOR THE ALIENS!
[20:27] BKing: damn!
[20:27] pantsman: Can't believe it
[20:28] pantsman: He dies, because he can't stand those eyes
[20:28] BKing: YES!
[20:28] Sharon: you go dude
[20:28] Sharon: !
[20:28] BKing: ROCK ON RODDY!
[20:28] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:28] pantsman: That's a wee gun
[20:28] BKing: RODDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[20:28] BKing: I know....
[20:28] pantsman: *cries*
[20:28] pantsman: This is awesome
[20:28] BKing: one satellite in the entire world?
[20:28] pantsman: Exactly :D
[20:28] Darkangl: that was the source of the signal
[20:28] BKing: and it's easily destroyed by a .125 millimeter gun?
[20:28] BKing: hahahahaha
[20:28] BKing: YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!
[20:28] pantsman: "UGH!'
[20:29] BKing: LEONARD MALTIN!
[20:29] pantsman: SLAP!
[20:29] pantsman: YOU GOT PWNED!
[20:29] BKing: Filmmaker's like John Carpenter and George Romero...
[20:29] BKing: hahahahahaha
[20:29] pantsman: Back to the boss music
[20:29] BKing: "Hey, what's wrong baby!"
[20:29] BKing: hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:29] pantsman: Excellent movie man, excellent
[20:29] pantsman: Went by fast didn't it?
[20:29] Sharon: there's a brown bag guy
[20:29] Darkangl: you mean besides the fact that you look like you just climbed out of a vat of acid?
[20:29] BKing: Tara was like "That was gay!"
[20:29] pantsman: Oh great, my credits are in widescreen! How retarded
[20:29] Darkangl: scruffy blonde man
[20:30] Darkangl: naked lady :D
[20:30] pantsman: She's watching it?
[20:30] Darkangl: she was the chick at the end
[20:30] Darkangl: getting the alien sausage
[20:30] pantsman: McPWND!
[20:30] BKing: you bitch.
[20:30] pantsman: I love using catchphrases until they're burned out :D
[20:31] pantsman: If a girl I knew didn't love They Live, I could never speak to her again.
[20:31] BKing: ROFL
[20:31] pantsman: It's a matter of taste and judgement.
[20:31] BKing: Duane.... Tara sends a hearty fuck you
[20:31] BKing: ROFL
[20:31] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:31] Darkangl: ok I'm going to do a blatant plug for a href="http://www.roguecinema.com" target=_blank:Rogue Cinema/a: now. You all should come read the magazine because we kick ass.
[20:32] pantsman: Give her an ultimatum Jordan
[20:32] Darkangl: why fuck me
[20:32] BKing: what's that?
[20:32] BKing: cause you said she was the chick at the end of the flick.
[20:32] BKing: what's the ultimatum johsy?
[20:32] pantsman: Uh oh, she's reading our thoughts!!!!
[20:32] Darkangl: I didn't know you had an alien sausage
[20:32] BKing: well.....
[20:32] pantsman: Between They Live and your company
[20:32] BKing: I don't like to brag.
[20:32] pantsman: Or something
[20:32] Darkangl: that's where your third eye is
[20:32] Darkangl: ;)
[20:32] BKing: lol
[20:33] BKing: well you know how the predator's mouth opens up ?
[20:33] Darkangl: next time you do it you can check her insides and tell her if everything looks ok
[20:33] Darkangl: :D
[20:33] BKing: LOL
[20:33] BKing: will do.
[20:33] BKing: I'll take a snapshot.
[20:33] Darkangl: oh sweet
[20:33] Darkangl: send it to me
[20:33] BKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah
[20:33] Darkangl: I'll put it in the magazine
[20:33] Darkangl: and we'll have a contest
[20:33] BKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:33] BKing: What is this picture?
[20:33] Darkangl: figure out what this is and win the black society trilogy
[20:33] Darkangl: :D
[20:34] BKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:34] Sharon: you guys are gross :P
[20:34] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:34] BKing: That's what Tara just said.
[20:34] BKing: ROFL
[20:34] BKing: hahahahahaha
[20:34] Darkangl: figure out what this is and win some midget whale porn :D
[20:34] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:34] pantsman: You'll note that I hav no idea what's going on
[20:34] BKing: yup
[20:34] Darkangl: did I just fart?
[20:34] Darkangl: *snif*
[20:34] BKing: well you're a youngen Joshy. This conversation is not for children.
[20:34] Darkangl: yep
[20:34] pantsman: I'm out in the dark, just watch a Prince of Darkness trailer
[20:34] pantsman: watched*
[20:34] BKing: lol
[20:35] Darkangl: how old are you now jordy
[20:35] Darkangl: 20?
[20:35] BKing: 21 baby
[20:35] Darkangl: oh sweet
[20:35] BKing: yup
[20:35] Darkangl: you get drunk last night?:
[20:35] BKing: had me a sip o' beer.
[20:35] BKing: literally a sip
[20:35] Sharon: cool :)
[20:35] Darkangl: ick
[20:35] Darkangl: beer's nasty
[20:35] BKing: wasn't as bad as I was expecting.
[20:35] Darkangl: you got to have a strawberry margarita baby
[20:35] BKing: the aftertaste though....
[20:36] BKing: had to wash it out with Jack Daniel's sauce covered chicken.
[20:36] Darkangl: regular margaritas are awesome too
[20:36] pantsman: Anyway fellas, I've got to get going. Have work in the morning, as usual
[20:36] Sharon: now you made me feel like one
[20:36] Sharon: a nice cold margarita
[20:36] Darkangl: ok joshy buddy
[20:36] BKing: me too Joshy.
[20:36] Darkangl: sweet dreams man
[20:36] Darkangl: talk to you later
[20:36] pantsman: I'll peep ya'll later
[20:36] Sharon: good night :)