The Crow 2/26/2003

Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central
TheBKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
cnote2000 = Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
Painful = Frederik from Painful Cinema

 

[19:12] TheBKing: you ever see the Postman?
[19:12] Darkangl: god no
[19:12] Painful: haha...
[19:12] Darkangl: I try to avoid kevin costner movies
[19:12] cnote2000: hahahahahaaha!!
[19:12] cnote2000: No, smoking has been shown to prevent succesful conception
[19:12] Painful: postman aint that bad... it's just three hours...
[19:12] cnote2000: or so it says on some websites
[19:12] Darkangl: usually because of the bad breath todders
[19:12] cnote2000: I like Waterworld
[19:12] TheBKing: The Postman had me rolling on the floor.
[19:13] Darkangl: keeps the women away
[19:13] Painful: three hours of costner... sweet jesus...
[19:13] cnote2000: I could never sit through the Postman
[19:13] Darkangl: therefore you can't conceive :D
[19:13] TheBKing: It stuffed so much fake sentimentality and surrealism down my throat that I nearly choked.
[19:13] Painful: I chuckled my way through it...
[19:13] cnote2000: I don't know what happened after Dances With Wolves
[19:13] Darkangl: here's a formula for a kevin costner movie
[19:13] Darkangl: ready?
[19:14] cnote2000: Go
[19:14] Darkangl: #1. kevin costner comes on the screen
[19:14] Darkangl: #2. everyone falls asleep
[19:14] Darkangl: #3. movie's over
[19:14] Darkangl: :D
[19:14] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!!!!
[19:14] cnote2000: So, are we watching this thing?
[19:14] Painful: yes... finally!
[19:15] Darkangl: when jordan get's done stuffing popcorn up his nose
[19:15] cnote2000: hehehe
[19:15] Darkangl: what the hell are you doing jordan?
[19:15] TheBKing: LOL
[19:15] Darkangl: :)
[19:15] TheBKing: fast forwarding the tape.
[19:15] Darkangl: oh that's right
[19:15] Darkangl: you're on vhs
[19:15] Darkangl: so you're lagging ;)
[19:15] cnote2000: I found the DVD, it's a packed disc
[19:15] Darkangl: I have the box set
[19:15] Darkangl: the collectors series
[19:15] TheBKing: I have jack and shit.
[19:16] TheBKing: ok where are we starting?
[19:16] Darkangl: and jack left town :D
[19:16] Darkangl: hang on
[19:16] Darkangl: lemme get it going
[19:16] TheBKing: right when Brandon's name pops up on the screen?
[19:16] cnote2000: that's cool with me
[19:16] Painful: yup..
[19:17] TheBKing: ok then.
[19:17] Darkangl: hang on
[19:17] TheBKing: Victims are we all?
[19:17] Darkangl: getting there
[19:17] TheBKing: That's cheezy man.
[19:17] TheBKing: ;-)
[19:17] cnote2000: I love the soundtrack
[19:17] TheBKing: the actual songs or just the orchestrated music?
[19:17] TheBKing: There's 2 seperate soundtrack CD's.
[19:17] cnote2000: the songs
[19:18] TheBKing: I have the orchestrated music.
[19:18] cnote2000: never heard that one
[19:18] Darkangl: ok
[19:18] Darkangl: I'm ready
[19:18] cnote2000: ready
[19:18] * Painful zzzzz
[19:18] TheBKing: ok.
[19:18] TheBKing: countdown.
[19:18] TheBKing: 5
[19:18] TheBKing: 4
[19:18] TheBKing: 3
[19:18] TheBKing: 2
[19:18] TheBKing: last chance....
[19:18] TheBKing: 1
[19:19] TheBKing: GO GO GO!
[19:19] TheBKing: Indian Rain Dance Music?
[19:19] cnote2000: wait, I got City of Angels!!
[19:19] Darkangl: the visuals in this movie are just awesome
[19:19] cnote2000: kidding:)
[19:19] Darkangl: todd
[19:19] TheBKing: you know, LA's always looked like this hasn't it?
[19:19] Darkangl: I'm gonna kill you if you EVER mention that movie again
[19:19] cnote2000: gotcha!
[19:19] Darkangl: actually
[19:19] cnote2000: sorry Duane :(
[19:19] TheBKing: What Crow: City of Angels?
[19:19] Painful: that one SUCKED!
[19:19] cnote2000: it really sucked
[19:19] Darkangl: I was just thinking that LA looked better than usual in this movie
[19:19] TheBKing: lol
[19:20] TheBKing: LOL
[19:20] Darkangl: yeah it did todders
[19:20] Darkangl: third one was good though
[19:20] TheBKing: See this is why I live in the basement.
[19:20] cnote2000: Yeah, this is an amazing looking movie
[19:20] Darkangl: not as good as this one though
[19:20] TheBKing: So no one can chuck me out of a window.
[19:20] cnote2000: the production design is awesome
[19:20] TheBKing: Prepare the rubber glove....
[19:20] TheBKing: ERNIE!
[19:20] Painful: instead they can stuff you out one of those small basement windows...
[19:20] cnote2000: ever see alex Proyas next movie, dark City?
[19:20] Darkangl: hahah
[19:20] TheBKing: Ernie Hudson rules!
[19:20] cnote2000: I love that movie
[19:20] TheBKing: I did.
[19:20] TheBKing: I didn't think much of it.
[19:20] cnote2000: Ghostbusters!
[19:20] TheBKing: The Crow is much better.
[19:20] Painful: Dark City is one of my favorite movies...
[19:21] TheBKing: I am prepared to give it a second chance.
[19:21] Darkangl: throw the trap! We'll run the containment streams!
[19:21] cnote2000: I gotta got with Dark City being a better "film" than the Crow
[19:21] TheBKing: ugly little spud.
[19:21] Darkangl: gotta got?
[19:21] Darkangl: hahah
[19:21] cnote2000: But this movie is great. Very original
[19:21] TheBKing: what's so original?
[19:21] Painful: What if the ghostbusters show up and trap brandon lee?
[19:21] Darkangl: I like this one better than dark city
[19:21] TheBKing: There are plenty of movies where someone comes back from the dead to get revenge.
[19:21] TheBKing: hehehe.
[19:21] Darkangl: jeez frederik
[19:22] TheBKing: LOL
[19:22] TheBKing: I just realized what he said!
[19:22] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHA!
[19:22] Darkangl: hahahahahahah
[19:22] cnote2000: The look, the character, the themes are all originally presented
[19:22] TheBKing: poor taste.. but I can't help but giggle.
[19:22] Darkangl: you slow bitch
[19:22] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[19:22] Darkangl: quit eatin popcorn and pay attention
[19:22] TheBKing: well I'll give you that Todder.
[19:22] Darkangl: ;)
[19:22] cnote2000: Whatever happened to the girl that plays sarah?
[19:22] Painful: sorry fellas... I'm pretty evil...
[19:22] TheBKing: Any of you see The Crow TV Series with my main man Mark Dacascos?!
[19:22] cnote2000: thanks Jordan
[19:23] Darkangl: duno
[19:23] Darkangl: no jordan
[19:23] TheBKing: Todd?
[19:23] cnote2000: Yeah, that's right, Dacascos was in that!
[19:23] TheBKing: Fred?
[19:23] TheBKing: It's still on.
[19:23] Darkangl: are they ever gonna make another crow movie?
[19:23] Painful: nope...
[19:23] cnote2000: How about his new movie Cradle 2 the Grave?
[19:23] TheBKing: I heard so.
[19:23] TheBKing: Don't know.
[19:23] TheBKing: It's not out yet.
[19:23] cnote2000: I hope not
[19:23] TheBKing: I'm gonna see it though.
[19:23] TheBKing: X gonna give it to ya!
[19:23] Painful: dacascos is cool though...
[19:23] Darkangl: you know who they should get for that one jordy?
[19:23] Darkangl: the good guy from versus
[19:23] Darkangl: he'd make a great crow
[19:23] cnote2000: hahahaha
[19:24] TheBKing: oh hell yeah!!!!
[19:24] TheBKing: I love the music right here.
[19:24] cnote2000: What's versus?
[19:24] TheBKing: I play it over and over again.
[19:24] TheBKing: Versus is a kung-fu zombie movie about reincarnation and what not.
[19:24] TheBKing: It's fucking cool!
[19:24] cnote2000: I gotta see that!
[19:24] TheBKing: I'm reviewing it for the next roundtable.
[19:24] Darkangl: versus is this sweet ass japanese zombie reincarnation kung fu movie with hints of the matrix
[19:24] Painful: yeah... I've been looking for that one...
[19:24] TheBKing: I'm doing Versus and ZOmbie Vs. Ninja
[19:24] Darkangl: it's very damn bizarre and supremely cool
[19:24] TheBKing: Me and Duane got it on EBay.
[19:25] cnote2000: Oh, I'm doing the Night of the Living Dead Savini remake for the roundtable
[19:25] Darkangl: Mickey!
[19:25] TheBKing: lol
[19:25] Painful: yeah, well ebay sucks for me...
[19:25] Darkangl: damn it you can't make a hot dog worth a shit
[19:25] Darkangl: don't skimp on the damn onions bitch!
[19:25] TheBKing: I just bought a new Godzilla VCD on Ebay tonight too by the way.
[19:25] Darkangl: :D
[19:25] cnote2000: Ernie Hudson is always reliable
[19:25] TheBKing: yep.
[19:25] TheBKing: He was the saving grace of Shark Attack wasn't he Todder?
[19:25] TheBKing: Too bad he got eaten.
[19:25] cnote2000: yeah he was
[19:26] TheBKing: Can you really trash a garbage house?
[19:26] cnote2000: The lead guy here is a good bad guy too
[19:26] TheBKing: lol
[19:26] Darkangl: yeah
[19:26] Painful: oooh... here he comes....
[19:26] Darkangl: which one
[19:26] TheBKing: BRANDON LEE FIGHTS BACK FROM THE GRAVE!
[19:26] Darkangl: the gang leader or the head bad guy?
[19:26] Painful: our hero..
[19:26] TheBKing: Sequel to BRUCE LEE FIGHTS BACK FROM THE GRAVE!
[19:26] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:26] TheBKing: Born again?
[19:26] Darkangl: god damn it! I wasn't dead! I was just drunk!
[19:26] Darkangl: :D
[19:26] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:27] Painful: egads...
[19:27] TheBKing: damn casket match.
[19:27] Darkangl: he's all, "Ha ha very funny guys! Just wait till I get back to the frat house!"
[19:27] TheBKing: lol
[19:27] TheBKing: LOL
[19:27] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
[19:27] cnote2000: The gang leader, not the head guy
[19:27] TheBKing: Grease 2000!
[19:27] cnote2000: T-Bird, right?
[19:27] TheBKing: LOL
[19:27] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:28] Darkangl: man
[19:28] cnote2000: Well, he was lucky to find those boots right away
[19:28] Darkangl: who would throw away a kickass outfit like the one he finds in that dumpster
[19:28] TheBKing: LOL
[19:28] Painful: good question...
[19:28] Darkangl: well the boots anyway
[19:28] cnote2000: Man, did you see how dirty that hot dog stand was?
[19:28] TheBKing: Gary busey... after a motorcylce crash.
[19:28] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:28] cnote2000: I wouldn't eat there
[19:28] Darkangl: nick nolte after a traffic stop :D
[19:29] TheBKing: LOL
[19:29] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:29] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[19:29] Darkangl: you know
[19:29] TheBKing: Nick's in the Hulk you know.
[19:29] cnote2000: Yeah, Bruce banner's dad
[19:29] TheBKing: Johnny Cash is the crow!
[19:29] TheBKing: who plays bruce?
[19:29] cnote2000: Eric Bana
[19:29] TheBKing: na
[19:29] Darkangl: none of this shit would have ever happened to him if he had just been snorting coke with yasmeen bleeth like he should have been
[19:30] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:30] TheBKing: Peter Gabriel.
[19:30] Darkangl: he'd have been at her place and none of this would have happened at all
[19:30] Painful: are we back to bleeth already?
[19:30] cnote2000: A Bleeth reference already!
[19:30] Darkangl: well I had to get one in there somewhere
[19:30] cnote2000: nice Duane!
[19:30] Darkangl: it's tradition :D
[19:30] TheBKing: lol
[19:30] TheBKing: Hey no fair.
[19:30] TheBKing: Damn knife tosser.
[19:30] Darkangl: wait till you hear my weird al and or uhf reference :D
[19:31] cnote2000: this is a creepy scene
[19:31] Painful: stunt double!
[19:31] TheBKing: Man I bet the black guy tore her up real bad.
[19:31] TheBKing: Stunt cock!
[19:31] Darkangl: stunk cock!
[19:31] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:31] Darkangl: stunt
[19:31] Darkangl: :D
[19:31] Darkangl: well I dunno
[19:31] Darkangl: could have been stinky
[19:31] cnote2000: oh my god :)
[19:31] Darkangl: ;)
[19:31] TheBKing: NEO!
[19:31] TheBKing: SPORING!
[19:31] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[19:31] Darkangl: man
[19:31] cnote2000: I love the music and when he puts the makeup on
[19:31] Painful: why the fuck are the swallowing bullets?
[19:32] Darkangl: these guys are gonna have some seriously explosive diarrhea
[19:32] cnote2000: He was in that movie Dreamscape
[19:32] TheBKing: See it'd be cooler if they swallowed the gunpowder.
[19:32] TheBKing: Who was Todder?
[19:32] cnote2000: The lead guy here
[19:32] Darkangl: yep
[19:32] TheBKing: The Adventures of Tin Tin!
[19:32] Darkangl: he sure was
[19:32] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:32] cnote2000: Man, this is the roughest neighborhood in the world
[19:32] Darkangl: tin tin looks like axle rose
[19:32] cnote2000: Fire It Up!!
[19:32] TheBKing: Fire it up!!
[19:33] cnote2000: she's the chick that got raped in Unforgiven
[19:33] TheBKing: axle rose was black?
[19:33] Darkangl: and this chick looks like drew berrymore in 10 years if she was addicted to heroin
[19:33] Darkangl: oh sorry
[19:33] TheBKing: Man twice in two decades.
[19:33] Darkangl: not tin tin
[19:33] cnote2000: Duane! I was just thinking something like that!
[19:33] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:33] Darkangl: the axel rose guy
[19:33] Darkangl: we think alike todders :D
[19:33] TheBKing: It can't rain all the time...
[19:33] TheBKing: but it does in this freakin' movie!
[19:34] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!!!
[19:34] Darkangl: this chick doesn't really do much for me
[19:34] cnote2000: Nice bleakness though
[19:34] Painful: maybe beacuse it takes place during a short time span?
[19:34] Darkangl: she's hot
[19:34] Darkangl: but there's something about her that really just doesn't do much for me
[19:34] cnote2000: when did he have time to light those candles?
[19:34] Darkangl: maybe she's too hot
[19:34] TheBKing: Love this music here.
[19:34] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[19:34] Painful: time for makeup and clothes to kick ass in...
[19:34] Darkangl: nah actually she does do something for me
[19:34] Darkangl: nevermind
[19:34] TheBKing: What's this song called.
[19:34] TheBKing: ?
[19:34] TheBKing: I wanna download it.
[19:35] Darkangl: this makeup and outfit are kickass
[19:35] TheBKing: yes.
[19:35] Darkangl: I'm sure I have it jordan
[19:35] TheBKing: Awesome shot there!
[19:35] Darkangl: if it was on the soundtrack
[19:35] TheBKing: it is.
[19:35] Darkangl: yep
[19:35] Darkangl: and that wasn't him
[19:35] TheBKing: huh?
[19:35] Darkangl: it was the standin after he died
[19:35] cnote2000: It's by the cure.It's in my top ten soundtracks feature
[19:35] TheBKing: oh really?
[19:35] TheBKing: wow.
[19:35] cnote2000: http://www.monkeyhouselounge.com/features/soundtracks.html
[19:35] Darkangl: they layed his face over the body
[19:35] TheBKing: LOL
[19:35] cnote2000: cheap plug!!!
[19:35] Darkangl: I saw a documentary on it once
[19:35] TheBKing: there we go again man.
[19:36] Darkangl: they showed that scene as one of them
[19:36] TheBKing: Donate Viagra to Todd at http://www.geocities.com/jrgdawg/
[19:36] Darkangl: tin tin reminds me of Booker T
[19:36] cnote2000: You bastard
[19:36] TheBKing: John Polito!
[19:36] TheBKing: yeah he does.
[19:36] cnote2000: Yeah, he does look like Booker
[19:36] TheBKing: Hey I'm just joking with ya Todder.
[19:36] cnote2000: Polito was just on Seinfeld last night
[19:36] Darkangl: hahahahah
[19:36] TheBKing: really? hahahaha.
[19:36] Darkangl: I just saw what you said jordy
[19:36] TheBKing: This music here.
[19:36] Painful: seems you guys are lagging behind...
[19:36] cnote2000: Here's the Joy Division cover by NIN
[19:36] Darkangl: nice rip on todd
[19:37] TheBKing: thanks bud.
[19:37] TheBKing: hehehe.
[19:37] Painful: or I'm speeding ahead...
[19:37] Darkangl: you know, if you need a sperm doner todders....
[19:37] TheBKing: Don't take that shit though Todder.
[19:37] Darkangl: ;)
[19:37] TheBKing: Yeah me and Duane are available.
[19:37] cnote2000: I don't take shit, I give it:)
[19:37] Darkangl: my boss took viagra
[19:37] Darkangl: he said it's great shit
[19:37] cnote2000: I got no problem pitching the tent
[19:37] cnote2000: I've got one now
[19:37] TheBKing: We can't guarantee that the kids'll end up normal though.
[19:37] TheBKing: LOL
[19:37] TheBKing: lMAO!
[19:37] Darkangl: you just got trouble planting the stake todders
[19:37] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:37] Darkangl: :D
[19:37] TheBKing: Oh jeez.
[19:38] TheBKing: lol
[19:38] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:38] Painful: where are you guys in the film?
[19:38] TheBKing: Stagedive!
[19:38] cnote2000: Personally, I believe that Marlboro is my downfall
[19:38] Darkangl: he just fell off the building
[19:38] Darkangl: and now he's about to fuck up tin tin
[19:38] cnote2000: crackhead? Is Yasmine in this scene?
[19:38] Darkangl: slice him up booker!
[19:38] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[19:38] Darkangl: nice one todders
[19:39] Darkangl: man
[19:39] TheBKing: SING!
[19:39] TheBKing: STING!@
[19:39] cnote2000: Spinarooni!!
[19:39] Darkangl: he messes him up bad in this scene
[19:39] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:39] Painful: I'm ahead...
[19:39] Darkangl: not till after he kills him todd :D
[19:39] cnote2000: Oh my god! It's Sting versus Booker T!! It is!
[19:39] TheBKing: LOL
[19:39] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[19:39] TheBKing: bitch slap.
[19:39] cnote2000: IBitch slapped!
[19:39] cnote2000: dammit!
[19:40] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:40] Darkangl: head butt
[19:40] Painful: brandon just got his first kill...
[19:40] Darkangl: not quite yet fred
[19:40] TheBKing: So what if he got blowned up real good. Would he get put back together?
[19:40] Painful: for me he did...
[19:40] Darkangl: you're about a minute or two ahead
[19:40] cnote2000: He ain't no Bullseye
[19:40] TheBKing: Victims....
[19:40] TheBKing: aren't we all.
[19:40] Darkangl: oh he says aren't we all
[19:40] Darkangl: yeah
[19:40] TheBKing: AWESOME LINE!
[19:40] Darkangl: oh well
[19:40] TheBKing: FUCKING AWESOME!
[19:40] Painful: fuck... I've got the PAL version...
[19:40] Darkangl: yep
[19:41] cnote2000: that is great
*** Retrieving #DarksPlace info...
[19:41] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaaha
[19:41] cnote2000: Now, I wanna listen to the soundtrack
[19:41] *** Darkangl changes topic to 'Victims aren't we all...'
[19:41] Darkangl: there
[19:41] TheBKing: thanks Duane.
[19:41] Painful: BUTT!
[19:41] Darkangl: that chick looks like darva conger
[19:41] TheBKing: Man.. No Doubt has really hit the skids.
[19:41] TheBKing: TONY TODD!
[19:41] TheBKing: YES!
[19:41] cnote2000: Man, that concert was just full o greasy people
[19:41] cnote2000: Tony Todd Rules!
[19:42] TheBKing: He is a freaky fella ain't he?!
[19:42] Darkangl: this doorman dude looks like he should be in the matrix
[19:42] cnote2000: Candyman
[19:42] Darkangl: this asian chick is super hot
[19:42] cnote2000: Nice ink
[19:42] TheBKing: Too bad his talent was wasted in Final Destination 2.... and the Candyman sequels.
[19:42] TheBKing: DUDE!
[19:42] cnote2000: Candyman 3 was horrible!
[19:42] TheBKing: That's his sisters!
[19:42] Darkangl: what lips this chick has
[19:42] TheBKing: *sister
[19:42] cnote2000: I think we broke her
[19:42] Darkangl: perfect for...well you know
[19:42] Darkangl: wanna keep it pg-13 :)
[19:43] TheBKing: She has great Blowjob lips.
[19:43] cnote2000: Dead boobs
[19:43] TheBKing: Dead girl booby!
[19:43] TheBKing: LOL
[19:43] cnote2000: yes!!!
[19:43] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:43] Painful: that
[19:43] Darkangl: that lead singe chick is SO on heroin
[19:43] Painful: that's icky, you pervs...
[19:43] cnote2000: Man, that's two blonde chicks in this movie that look like Drew on crack
[19:43] TheBKing: The Pitl
[19:43] TheBKing: ?
[19:43] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:43] Darkangl: nah
[19:43] Darkangl: I told you
[19:43] TheBKing: seriously todder.
[19:44] Darkangl: she looks like darva conger :)
[19:44] cnote2000: Sarah: Hey, my mom's a whore
[19:44] TheBKing: So Sting and the Police bought her dinner?
[19:44] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:44] Darkangl: no just the police
[19:44] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
[19:44] cnote2000: That was great!!
[19:44] Darkangl: they hooked up with her at the homeless shelter
[19:44] Darkangl: they're regulars there
[19:45] Darkangl: this guy always plays a creep
[19:45] cnote2000: Yeah, he's good at it
[19:45] cnote2000: shit on me!!
[19:45] Darkangl: shit on me :D
[19:45] TheBKing: no he played a good hearted janitor in Mimic 2.
[19:45] TheBKing: He got munched.
[19:46] Darkangl: he did?
[19:46] Darkangl: I never seen him play anything but a creep
[19:46] Painful: oh this looks like a fair fight...
[19:46] cnote2000: Man, Mimic 2. How much did it suck?
[19:46] TheBKing: well I don't know about the good hearted part.
[19:46] TheBKing: but he was a janitor.
[19:46] Darkangl: groundskeeper willy!!!!!!!!!
[19:46] TheBKing: I don't know, I only saw half of it on sci-fi a few months back.
[19:46] Darkangl: :D
[19:46] TheBKing: LOL
[19:46] cnote2000: that's a lotta knives!
[19:46] Darkangl: this police guy had some very serious acne when he was young
[19:46] TheBKing: LOL
[19:47] TheBKing: He just left... WITH KNIVES!
[19:47] cnote2000: Who is that guy with more craters in his face than Iraq's gonna have?
[19:47] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:48] Darkangl: ok I take it back
[19:48] Darkangl: she's way hot
[19:48] TheBKing: damn right!
[19:48] Darkangl: he should have killed this guy
[19:48] cnote2000: I love when he puts the rings in the gun
[19:49] TheBKing: Funboy
[19:49] TheBKing: hahaha
[19:49] Darkangl: yep
[19:49] Darkangl: except for 2 things
[19:49] TheBKing: He looks like he's from Twisted Sister or Dire Straights.
[19:49] Darkangl: #1 they probably wouldn't fit
[19:49] Darkangl: #2 the gun would probably blow up in his face
[19:49] Painful: is that gasoline I smell?
[19:49] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[19:49] cnote2000: Well, it still looks cool
[19:49] Darkangl: ye
[19:49] Darkangl: yep
[19:50] TheBKing: Is that gasoline I smell?
[19:50] Darkangl: no
[19:50] Darkangl: it's yourself
[19:50] Darkangl: you have been dead for a year afterall
[19:50] cnote2000: Well, the last time I shot a gun with rings in it it didn't blow up in my face :)
[19:50] Darkangl: :D
[19:50] Painful: stop farting Jordan...
[19:50] TheBKing: still I better not light a match.
[19:50] cnote2000: Was Sarah drinking beer?
[19:50] Darkangl: root beer
[19:51] Darkangl: it was stupid to have her in the second one
[19:51] TheBKing: huh?
[19:51] Darkangl: and her part was extremely poorly written
[19:51] TheBKing: she wasn't in the second one was she?
[19:51] Darkangl: yep
[19:51] Darkangl: she was the chick that helped him after he came back to life
[19:51] TheBKing: what a waste.
[19:52] Darkangl: she worked in a tattoo parlor
[19:52] Darkangl: wasted part
[19:52] Painful: I've suppressed my memory of the second one...
[19:52] Darkangl: poorly written part
[19:52] TheBKing: That movie sucked so bad I forgot about it all until now.
[19:52] Darkangl: yep
[19:52] * Painful holds fingers in his ears
[19:52] Painful: LALALALALALALA!
[19:52] cnote2000: The chick that played Sarah has only been in this movie, nothing else
[19:53] Darkangl: I'm not surprised
[19:53] TheBKing: cleavage.
[19:53] Darkangl: man
[19:53] cnote2000: Man, that's a mound of coke. What is this Scarface?
[19:54] Darkangl: he's gonna OD on that coke
[19:54] TheBKing: meanwhile in gotham city.
[19:54] Painful: or he's going to bake a cake... a FUN cake!
[19:54] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:54] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:54] Darkangl: that's not flour you idiot!
[19:54] cnote2000: hahahahaha!!
[19:54] Painful: it's baking powder!
[19:54] Darkangl: man
[19:55] Darkangl: yeah
[19:55] cnote2000: can you imagine that cake?
[19:55] Darkangl: you can get really baked on it
[19:55] TheBKing: what are you supposed to be a clown or something?
[19:55] TheBKing: Somtimes.
[19:55] TheBKing: Cause....
[19:55] TheBKing: IT CAN'T RAIN ALL THE TIME!
[19:55] TheBKing: THE SUN WON'T LAST FOREVER!
[19:55] TheBKing: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
[19:55] Darkangl: her hair is horrible
[19:55] TheBKing: GUITAR SOLO!
[19:55] cnote2000: Ernie should do like me and quit smoking
[19:55] Darkangl: bad hairdo for her
[19:56] Painful: soul glo...
[19:56] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:56] TheBKing: LOL
[19:56] TheBKing: Soul Glo!
[19:56] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:56] cnote2000: LET YOURRRRR SOULLLLL GLOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!
[19:56] Darkangl: that's a movie we should do at some point
[19:56] TheBKing: Coming to America.... classic eddie.
[19:56] Darkangl: yep
[19:57] cnote2000: indeed
[19:57] Darkangl: maybe even for the next one
[19:57] TheBKing: I guess their practicing just in case one of them gets diabetes?
[19:57] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[19:57] Darkangl: nice one jordy
[19:57] TheBKing: thank you.
[19:57] Darkangl: I think they're just poking holes in themselves to let the stupidity out though
[19:57] TheBKing: bird
[19:57] Darkangl: l(
[19:57] Darkangl: ;)
[19:57] TheBKing: birdy birdy birdy
[19:57] TheBKing: tiger
[19:57] TheBKing: tiger tiger tiger
[19:58] Painful: hahahaha....
[19:58] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[19:58] Painful: heeeree funboy!
[19:58] cnote2000: Doing heroin makes you laugh at ghosts
[19:58] TheBKing: apparently.
[19:58] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:58] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[19:58] TheBKing: this is great
[19:58] cnote2000: his face there was great
[19:59] TheBKing: yeah it was!
[19:59] Darkangl: yep
[19:59] Painful: he shoots... he scores....
[19:59] cnote2000: Let him finish the joke Funboy!!
[19:59] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaaha
[19:59] TheBKing: jesus christ walks into a hotel with three nails.
[19:59] Painful: now that's just plain mean...
[19:59] Darkangl: hahhahahah
[19:59] Darkangl: look what you've done to my sheets
[19:59] TheBKing: and asks the inkeeper.... can you put me up for the night?
[19:59] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:59] TheBKing: I never noticed that.
[20:00] Darkangl: I don't really think the bedbugs will mind the mess on the sheets
[20:00] TheBKing: LOL
[20:00] cnote2000: That is a grungy bathroom
[20:00] Painful: so funboy was actually concerned about the appearance of his flat?
[20:00] cnote2000: why's he cleaning him off
[20:00] cnote2000: Mother is the name for god
[20:00] Darkangl: because
[20:00] Darkangl: he stinks :)
[20:01] TheBKing: that was cool.
[20:01] cnote2000: she's lactating!!!
[20:01] TheBKing: LOL
[20:01] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[20:01] cnote2000: from her arms!
[20:01] TheBKing: He should have his own detox clinic.
[20:01] Painful: on the lips and hearts of all children...
[20:01] Darkangl: man she has some seriously bouncy titties
[20:01] cnote2000: The Crow's Rehab
[20:01] TheBKing: yeah!
[20:01] TheBKing: Hahahahahah.
[20:01] cnote2000: You get addicted, we'll make you bleed it out!
[20:01] TheBKing: Eric Draven's drug clinic for lost souls.
[20:01] Painful: next up, jazzersize with The Crow...
[20:01] TheBKing: LOL
[20:01] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[20:02] cnote2000: Shouldn't he have gone to the doctor for the hand?
[20:02] TheBKing: Sweatin' to the Crow-ldies.
[20:02] Darkangl: continuity error
[20:02] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahaaha!!!
[20:02] Painful: hahahaha...
[20:02] TheBKing: hehe.
[20:02] Darkangl: there was a hell of a lot more drink in that glass after he picked it up
[20:02] TheBKing: you're wasting it!
[20:02] TheBKing: LOL
[20:02] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhaaha
[20:03] Darkangl: whats so funny jordan?
[20:03] TheBKing: just as Eric put the first needle in, Fun Boy says "You're wastin' it."
[20:03] TheBKing: lol
[20:03] Painful: who the hell lugs around a calico gun?
[20:03] cnote2000: didn't need to see Ernie standing around in his undies
[20:03] Darkangl: oh is that what he said?
[20:03] TheBKing: yeah haha.
[20:03] Darkangl: I never did understand what he said
[20:03] cnote2000: Why is Ernie still wearing his hat?
[20:04] cnote2000: wait
[20:04] Darkangl: that's a great coat
[20:04] TheBKing: product placement for Coors
[20:04] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:04] TheBKing: boo
[20:04] Painful: he's the beer fairy...
[20:04] cnote2000: Have aseat in my apartment mister ghost
[20:04] TheBKing: We need to do a revenge roundtable or something.
[20:04] Darkangl: they'll be going to radio shack next
[20:04] Darkangl: ooooooooowwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooooowwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee
[20:04] TheBKing: Yeah Ernie's taking this quite well.
[20:04] TheBKing: LOL
[20:04] cnote2000: Crow's Beer
[20:04] TheBKing: LOL
[20:05] TheBKing: Crow's Best: Beer for the Vengeful Spirit in us all
[20:05] cnote2000: Drink it while it's Crowld!
[20:05] Painful: will make you dead drunk...
[20:05] Darkangl: Crow's Best: Beer for the Vaginal Spirit in us all - Extra Yeasty
[20:05] TheBKing: OH MAN!
[20:05] Darkangl: :D
[20:05] TheBKing: TOdder!
[20:05] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:05] cnote2000: Vaginal spirit?
[20:05] Darkangl: oh man todd
[20:05] Darkangl: what's awesome
[20:06] Darkangl: that's
[20:06] TheBKing: yeah Duane... uh... Vaginal Spirit?
[20:06] Darkangl: yeah
[20:06] TheBKing: that makes a lot of sense.
[20:06] cnote2000: thank you! I'm outta here!
[20:06] Darkangl: haven't you ever been near a vagina that smelled like something dead?
[20:06] Darkangl: ;)
[20:06] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[20:06] TheBKing: Penile Spirit I can understand but... eww... NO!
[20:06] Painful: hello fungus...
[20:06] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:06] Darkangl: I know you like penile spirit jordy...you like it right from the tap ;)
[20:07] TheBKing: oh fuck you bitch licker!
[20:07] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:07] TheBKing: Why does Ernie have a basketball on the couch.
[20:07] Painful: better bitches than butches...
[20:07] cnote2000: Can you imagine the shit stain on your car if The Crow flew over and took a dump?
[20:07] TheBKing: and a football and baseball on the easy chair.
[20:07] TheBKing: lol
[20:07] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:07] Darkangl: other than that my day sucked
[20:07] Darkangl: :D
[20:08] cnote2000: Is it me or does Tony Todd's voice sound really different here?
[20:08] TheBKing: touche!
[20:08] TheBKing: Tony isn't doing the scary voice.
[20:08] TheBKing: he's doing the tough brutha voice.
[20:09] cnote2000: He's always good doing that voice.
[20:09] Darkangl: man
[20:09] Darkangl: this guy has a serious problem
[20:09] TheBKing: SLASH!
[20:09] Darkangl: actually two
[20:09] Darkangl: stupidity and a big mouth
[20:09] Darkangl: bad combination
[20:09] cnote2000: indeed
[20:09] TheBKing: For fuck's sake, die will ya?
[20:09] TheBKing: LOL
[20:10] Darkangl: see the padding shoot up?
[20:10] cnote2000: That's a crazy gun!
[20:10] TheBKing: Awesome guitar solo.
[20:10] TheBKing: The Crow in concert!
[20:10] Darkangl: yeah it's cool
[20:10] cnote2000: Tony Todd's dressed like a pimp daddy!
[20:10] TheBKing: WIth live acts by... Counting Crows.
[20:10] TheBKing: and THE CROW!
[20:11] cnote2000: Crow, crow, crow your boat...
[20:11] cnote2000: gently down the stream
[20:11] Painful: hahaha... laaame... :-)
[20:11] TheBKing: It can't rain all the time.
[20:11] TheBKing: LOL
[20:11] TheBKing: todder.
[20:11] cnote2000: I admit it was bad
[20:11] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:11] Darkangl: jesus todd
[20:11] TheBKing: Hey... do you think Draven needs a CROW-bar to open locked doors?
[20:11] Darkangl: no wonder you can't breed
[20:11] cnote2000: I like the Crow's eye view shots in the movie
[20:12] Darkangl: :P
[20:12] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:12] Darkangl: the sperm are scared to come out
[20:12] TheBKing: like that one todder?
[20:12] cnote2000: I thought that you wrote bread when I first looked up :)
[20:12] Darkangl: thank you for coming. I'll see you in hell!
[20:12] cnote2000: I was like "wuhh?"
[20:12] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:13] TheBKing: Go greased lightning!
[20:13] Darkangl: hahahahahaah
[20:13] TheBKing: Ford Pinto!
[20:13] Darkangl: thump :D
[20:13] TheBKing: Beware the pinto!
[20:13] cnote2000: Don't talk with your mouth full Skank
[20:13] Painful: mmeeehehehe...
[20:13] Darkangl: you know
[20:13] cnote2000: Speed racer!
[20:13] Darkangl: he fights pretty good for a guy who just got rammed into by a three banger rice burner
[20:14] Darkangl: TROY AIKMAN!
[20:14] Darkangl: :D
[20:14] TheBKing: The car's speed is growing... the danger must be growing!
[20:14] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:14] TheBKing: The driver isn't slowing.
[20:14] cnote2000: Sue McDonalds over that coffee!!
[20:14] TheBKing: the car is still going and going!
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[20:14] TheBKing: good one todder
[20:14] Darkangl: tell them damn oompa loompa's in the engine compartment not to run so fast in the damn wheel
[20:14] TheBKing: LOL
[20:14] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahahhaha
[20:14] cnote2000: Oompa loompas! That's a good one!
[20:14] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:15] TheBKing: Car 48 Where Are you?!
[20:15] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:15] Darkangl: god damn foreign cars!
[20:15] TheBKing: LOL\
[20:15] Painful: 48? isn't it 54?
[20:15] cnote2000: Skank is a terrible driver
[20:15] TheBKing: SHIT!
[20:15] cnote2000: His Ford Festiva is all shades of fucked up!
[20:15] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:15] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:15] Darkangl: yep
[20:15] TheBKing: beep beep beep beep
[20:15] Painful: police vs pinto, film at eleven...
[20:15] Darkangl: I did that to a little red shitbox once
[20:15] cnote2000: Yet, he's still alive!
[20:16] Darkangl: too bad my 69 camaro SS got totalled in the process
[20:16] cnote2000: what happened Duane
[20:16] Darkangl: ass hole rolled a stop sign
[20:16] TheBKing: is that a thermite grenade?
[20:16] Darkangl: I T-boned him going about 50
[20:16] cnote2000: 69 camaro? I'm really sorry man :(
[20:16] Darkangl: if I hadn't had my seat belt on I'd be dead
[20:16] Darkangl: that was a kick ass car
[20:16] Darkangl: I loved that car
[20:16] cnote2000: He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO
[20:16] TheBKing: Here's the Robocop part of the movie.
[20:16] Painful: damn shame about a sweet car...
[20:16] Darkangl: got screwed by my ass hole lawyer and the insurance company in that deal
[20:16] TheBKing: You're Dead!
[20:16] TheBKing: We Killed you!
[20:16] TheBKing: We Killed You!
[20:17] cnote2000: Damn insurance companies suck ass
[20:17] TheBKing: yeah that's a thermite greande.
[20:17] TheBKing: *grenade.
[20:17] Painful: in his crotch...
[20:17] TheBKing: Blows up and then BURNS!
[20:17] Painful: mmmhhhh.... toasty!
[20:17] cnote2000: Good explosion
[20:17] Darkangl: yeah
[20:18] TheBKing: Well now that the T-Birds are out of the hood.... guess the Scorpions will take over.
[20:18] cnote2000: hehehehehee
[20:18] Darkangl: that flaming moe...I mean crow is sweet
[20:18] Darkangl: ;)
[20:18] TheBKing: lol
[20:18] cnote2000: He's one smooth mac
[20:18] Darkangl: crappy television set
[20:18] TheBKing: NOOOOOO!!! THey cooked the Crow's eggs!
[20:18] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:18] cnote2000: Flaming Moe? Good simpsons reference!
[20:18] Painful: IT'S NOT RAINING!
[20:18] Darkangl: thanks todders :)
[20:18] TheBKing: Well it can't rain all the time Fredrick!
[20:18] TheBKing: hehehehe
[20:19] cnote2000: She can't remember because some of her brain came out with the heroin
[20:19] Darkangl: she's gonna play weird al's wife in his next video - heroin addicts from hell
[20:19] Painful: my god... the crappy rock song was right!
[20:19] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:19] TheBKing: lol
[20:20] TheBKing: This is like that Viagra commercial.
[20:20] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:20] TheBKing: Ernie's all happy
[20:20] TheBKing: Did you get a haircut?
[20:20] cnote2000: Who ya gonna call?
[20:20] TheBKing: Nope.
[20:20] Darkangl: you know who this police guy reminds me of?
[20:20] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:20] TheBKing: good one todder.
[20:20] cnote2000: Edward James Almos?
[20:20] Painful: yes!
[20:20] cnote2000: Robert Davi?
[20:21] Darkangl: Jeffrey Combs
[20:21] cnote2000: yeah, I could see that
[20:21] TheBKing: Not combs
[20:21] Darkangl: yeah gimme the lab
[20:21] TheBKing: well the voice.
[20:21] Painful: what? no...
[20:21] TheBKing: but he has the crater face of Robert Davi
[20:21] Darkangl: We're out of re-animation fluid and we got dead people running around thew city
[20:21] Darkangl: :)
[20:21] Darkangl: who's robert davi?
[20:21] Painful: hmmm... voice.... you're right, Duane...
[20:21] TheBKing: Hey Duaner.
[20:21] Darkangl: what was he in?
[20:21] TheBKing: In Brussels Belgium.
[20:22] TheBKing: They're having a film festival.
[20:22] Darkangl: I know
[20:22] TheBKing: Beyond Re-Animator is one of the movie's there.
[20:22] Darkangl: I get that mail from them every once in a while
[20:22] Darkangl: oh cool
[20:22] TheBKing: Plus House of 1,000 Corpses.
[20:22] Darkangl: maybe it'll finally come out
[20:22] cnote2000: Robert Davi was in Gooneies, Die hard, Maniac cop 3, one of the Bond flicks
[20:22] TheBKing: and a few others.
[20:22] TheBKing: Maniac Cop 2
[20:22] Darkangl: oh ok
[20:22] TheBKing: cough cough.
[20:22] Darkangl: I know exactly who you mean now
[20:23] cnote2000: We should do Maniac Cop for a gathering
[20:23] TheBKing: Quote the Draven, nevermore.
[20:23] Darkangl: he looked like his mexican father fucked an italian sheep and pumped him out
[20:23] cnote2000: Someone feed that cat!
[20:23] TheBKing: I can't find a decent copy of Maniac Cop anywhere Todder.
[20:23] cnote2000: yikes Duane!
[20:23] TheBKing: I can get the foreign DVD for 10 bucks on ebay though.
[20:23] Darkangl: he looks like some kind of a mexitalian mutt :)
[20:23] TheBKing: Yeah what the fuck is that cat still doing there?
[20:23] TheBKing: it should be like dirty and skinny too.
[20:23] cnote2000: Really? That sucks. I found a copy of it at Hollywood in good shape (VHS widescreen)
[20:24] Darkangl: I went to get it finally and it was out of print
[20:24] TheBKing: It's one of my most favorite movies too.
[20:24] Darkangl: I got a lot of stuff that's out of print
[20:24] Painful: VHS doesn't count...
[20:24] TheBKing: as do I.
[20:24] TheBKing: But I"ve missed out on a lot of good stuff.
[20:24] Darkangl: vhs definitely doesn't count
[20:24] Darkangl: now where'd they get that picture
[20:24] TheBKing: sometimes it's the only format for some movies.
[20:25] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:25] Painful: skank is a little bit excited....
[20:25] cnote2000: someone kill skank please
[20:25] Darkangl: this guy is such a tard
[20:25] Painful: his mom shouldn't feed him so much sugar...
[20:25] Painful: he'll be hyper all day long...
[20:26] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:26] Darkangl: get this guy some ritalin quick!
[20:26] cnote2000: Ritalin STAT!
[20:26] Darkangl: 50 cc's nurse! He's in de-fib!
[20:26] Darkangl: where's those little paddle thingies!
[20:26] TheBKing: I hear the music!
[20:26] cnote2000: How long have those pickled eggs been there?
[20:26] TheBKing: very faint.
[20:26] Darkangl: oh ick
[20:26] cnote2000: CLEAR!!
[20:26] cnote2000: zapp!!
[20:26] TheBKing: THE CROW in Concert.
[20:26] Darkangl: eggs are bad enough without being pickled
[20:27] TheBKing: If you see one rock show this year.
[20:27] Darkangl: he's SO not playing that
[20:27] TheBKing: The Crow in Concert is IT!
[20:27] cnote2000: yeah, I know Duane
[20:27] TheBKing: With opening act, the Counting Crows.
[20:27] Darkangl: danny partridge playing bass looks more real than that
[20:27] cnote2000: The Clash on the rooftop!
[20:27] TheBKing: followed by a casket match with Sting and Booker T!
[20:27] cnote2000: Thrill Kill Kult!
[20:27] Darkangl: you know what's sad?
[20:27] TheBKing: Stagedive!
[20:27] cnote2000: what's that?
[20:27] Darkangl: these guys actually get together somewhere and rehearse this shit
[20:28] TheBKing: LOL
[20:28] TheBKing: hahahahahaahaha
[20:28] Darkangl: I mean they go into a practice studio and work this shit up
[20:28] cnote2000: I like Thrill Kill Kult's older music (before this album)
[20:28] TheBKing: Top Dollar family reunion!
[20:28] Painful: guns guns guns guns...
[20:28] cnote2000: Michael Wincott should just do voice overs for the rest of his career
[20:28] Painful: I like the pretty lights...
[20:28] TheBKing: I like the pretty lights.... TOO!
[20:28] TheBKing: lol
[20:29] Painful: she's a deep thinker, that one...
[20:29] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:29] Darkangl: I like her headlights :D
[20:29] TheBKing: very philosophical.
[20:29] cnote2000: headlights! hahahahaha
[20:29] Darkangl: hey
[20:30] Darkangl: that guy looked like skanks mexican cousin
[20:30] TheBKing: Devil's Night greeting cards.
[20:30] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:30] TheBKing: see!
[20:30] TheBKing: He just explained my halloween article.
[20:30] cnote2000: Token rap guy
[20:30] Painful: I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook!
[20:30] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:30] TheBKing: LOL
[20:31] Painful: Enter Draven...
[20:31] Darkangl: I like how he got on that table
[20:31] TheBKing: Enter the Draven!
[20:31] Painful: kill him!
[20:32] cnote2000: Jesus, shoot him some more guys
[20:32] Darkangl: akimbo pistols!
[20:32] cnote2000: Proyas must've watched some John Woo before directing this scene
[20:32] Painful: who needs body armour when you're immortal?
[20:32] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:32] TheBKing: hehehe
[20:33] Darkangl: here's the formula for a john woo movie
[20:33] Darkangl: lots of shooting
[20:33] Darkangl: lots of dead people
[20:33] Painful: SWORDS!
[20:33] Darkangl: 10 minutes of film stretched out into 90 minutes of slow motion
[20:33] cnote2000: But the formula works when he has a good script
[20:33] TheBKing: Super Stagedive.
[20:33] Darkangl: end of formula :)
[20:34] cnote2000: MI:2 and Windtalkers suck though
[20:34] TheBKing: I agree Todd.
[20:34] TheBKing: MI2 reached new heights of implausability.
[20:34] Painful: yup... no argument there...
[20:34] cnote2000: How much of this movie did Lee finish before he died?
[20:34] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:34] TheBKing: Windtalkers was boring and I didn't give a shit about any of the characters.
[20:34] Painful: almost all of it...
[20:34] TheBKing: Now We Were Soldiers...
[20:35] Darkangl: about 80 to 90% of it I think
[20:35] cnote2000: The only think I liked about MI:2 were the masks. They were cool effects
[20:35] TheBKing: Deeply moving.
[20:35] TheBKing: Dude this is so robocopish.
[20:35] TheBKing: The cops shoot the hell out of him. He escapes with the aid of a friend.
[20:35] TheBKing: But is still in good shape.
[20:35] TheBKing: Stagedive!
[20:36] cnote2000: Scaring the bum!
[20:36] Darkangl: quick!
[20:36] Darkangl: hop in the ernie mobile!
[20:36] Painful: Ernie Hudson's Taxi Service...
[20:36] Darkangl: blood all over the seat
[20:36] cnote2000: Too bad he's not driving a souped up ambulance
[20:37] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:37] Darkangl: yeah he would have had a cool siren and he could have cut right through all that traffic
[20:37] Darkangl: this is so stupid
[20:38] TheBKing: clearly the film's budget went into those costumes.
[20:38] Darkangl: who the hell would let their kids out in a neighborhood like that
[20:38] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:38] Darkangl: nice jordy :)
[20:38] TheBKing: thank ye kindly.
[20:38] cnote2000: Yeah, I know, especially with all the explosions and dead people running around
[20:38] Painful: and morphine moms let their kids sleep in graveyards...
[20:39] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:39] TheBKing: sounds like a recipe for a Jerry Springer episode.
[20:39] Painful: it's 10 o'clock, do you know where your child is?
[20:39] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:39] Darkangl: yeah
[20:39] Darkangl: with Jeffrey whatshisname
[20:39] Painful: sure do... she's asleep.... at the BONE FARM!
[20:39] cnote2000: Sleeping in the graveyard? Sounds like a Misfits song.
[20:39] Darkangl: what the hell's his name
[20:39] TheBKing: see now this is a supernatural revenge tale that DOES work!
[20:39] Darkangl: we were ripping on him at the last gathering
[20:39] TheBKing: Combs?
[20:40] Darkangl: no
[20:40] TheBKing: Jeffrey Jones!
[20:40] TheBKing: LOL
[20:40] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:40] Darkangl: the guy who took the pics of the teenage boys
[20:40] TheBKing: Jeffrey Jones!
[20:40] cnote2000: Ed Rooney?
[20:40] Darkangl: ferris beughler principal
[20:40] TheBKing: See above, I just told you!
[20:40] Darkangl: yeah
[20:40] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:40] Darkangl: I thought it was jones but I wasn't sure
[20:40] Darkangl: anyway
[20:40] Darkangl: that's where your kids are :)
[20:40] TheBKing: she has pretty eyes....
[20:40] Darkangl: jeez jordy
[20:40] Darkangl: are you way ahead?
[20:41] TheBKing: no.
[20:41] Darkangl: oh
[20:41] TheBKing: but I have seen this like 30 times or so.
[20:41] TheBKing: LOL
[20:41] Darkangl: anticipatory line quoting
[20:41] Darkangl: I can dig it :D
[20:41] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:41] TheBKing: yes.
[20:41] cnote2000: I remember seeing this in a crappy theater back home when it came out
[20:41] TheBKing: The Crow Cathedral.
[20:42] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:42] TheBKing: Caw Caw BANG I'm FUCKING DEAD!
[20:42] TheBKing: great impression.
[20:42] cnote2000: He's a ninja! Look at the sword!
[20:42] Painful: ouch!
[20:42] TheBKing: Awww fuck!
[20:42] TheBKing: Damn invinciblity... why aren't you working? Oweee ow ow!
[20:42] Painful: for a ghost you bleed just fine...
[20:43] TheBKing: Tony Todd!
[20:43] TheBKing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!
[20:43] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:43] Darkangl: oweeeeeeeeee oweeeeeeee
[20:43] cnote2000: Ernie F'Ning Hudson in the hizzouse!!!
[20:43] Painful: good luck he has Ernie Hudson on his side...
[20:43] TheBKing: You think she's gonna bake that Crow in a pie?
[20:43] TheBKing: ;-)
[20:43] Darkangl: let me know if you see a radio shack
[20:44] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:44] cnote2000: yes, yes, play me like a drum...
[20:44] TheBKing: hahahahahaa.
[20:44] Painful: prepare to recieve the fist of fury...
[20:44] TheBKing: this is where he French's his sister.
[20:45] cnote2000: That's a tad wierd
[20:45] TheBKing: ERNIE!
[20:45] TheBKing: NOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!
[20:45] TheBKing: Why do all the good characters have to die?!
[20:45] TheBKing: WHY?!
[20:45] Darkangl: uh
[20:45] TheBKing: WWHHHHHYY??????!??!?!?!?!
[20:45] Darkangl: because it's formula ;)
[20:45] Darkangl: he doesn't die anyway
[20:45] Darkangl: he just gets shot
[20:45] TheBKing: Bye bye birdie!
[20:45] Darkangl: and then at the end of the movie he's fine
[20:45] TheBKing: LOL
[20:45] TheBKing: Duane I was being melodramatic ok?
[20:45] Painful: the eyes... the eyes!
[20:45] TheBKing: this is what we call IRONY kids?
[20:46] cnote2000: It's the Birds!
[20:46] TheBKing: For whom the bell tolls quoth the raven!
[20:46] TheBKing: LOL
[20:46] Darkangl: there actually was foreshadowing for that
[20:46] Darkangl: but I guess you didn't catch it did you jordan
[20:46] TheBKing: no shit Duane.
[20:46] Darkangl: ;)
[20:46] TheBKing: Foreshadowing and Irony go hand in hand.
[20:46] Darkangl: kinda yeah
[20:46] TheBKing: Battle of the Long Haired psychos!
[20:47] cnote2000: There can be only one!!
[20:47] TheBKing: The Weathervain of the Gods!
[20:47] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:47] TheBKing: lol
[20:47] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaa
[20:47] TheBKing: good one todder!
[20:47] Darkangl: yeah
[20:47] cnote2000: Thanks guys! bows, bows
[20:47] Darkangl: there should have been a quickening after the bad guy gets impaled
[20:47] Painful: this setting is so cool though... very gothic...
[20:47] Darkangl: that would have been cool
[20:47] TheBKing: The Crowlander!
[20:47] cnote2000: It's freaking raining again!
[20:47] cnote2000: The Crowlander! HAhahahahahahaah
[20:47] TheBKing: But Todd... it can't rain all the time.
[20:47] TheBKing: hehe
[20:48] Darkangl: apparently it can
[20:48] Darkangl: no wonder they couldn't light any fires on devil's night
[20:48] Darkangl: everything's soakin' wet
[20:48] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[20:48] cnote2000: Everyone in the city is always depressed
[20:48] TheBKing: hours and hours of PAIN!
[20:48] TheBKing: only 3 hours?
[20:48] TheBKing: phhht.
[20:48] TheBKing: I'm Frreeee....
[20:48] cnote2000: I thought he said 30
[20:49] TheBKing: freefalling!
[20:49] TheBKing: oh maybe it was 30.
[20:49] TheBKing: I don't know.
[20:49] Painful: yep... 30 it was...
[20:49] cnote2000: Nice impaling!!
[20:49] Darkangl: yes 30
[20:49] TheBKing: All I know is that Top Dollar is now part of Gothic Architecture.
[20:49] TheBKing: LA... what a town!
[20:49] cnote2000: I'm Ernie Hudson! I don't die, I multiply!
[20:49] Painful: you get lipcancer smoking those...
[20:50] Darkangl: yeah todd
[20:50] TheBKing: LOL
[20:50] Darkangl: lip cancer
[20:50] Darkangl: and sterility
[20:50] Darkangl: and apparently impotence as well ;)
[20:50] cnote2000: Hey, not yet...
[20:50] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:50] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha.
[20:50] cnote2000: Man, my personal life is revealed while watching a friggin movie :(
[20:50] Darkangl: leaves your wee wee all crinkled up like a crushed out cigarette butt ;)
[20:50] TheBKing: The first time I saw this part I got a little teary eyed.
[20:50] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:51] TheBKing: Yeah Duane is being a bit harsh tonight.
[20:51] Darkangl: I'm just trying to encourage him to quit smoking ;)
[20:51] TheBKing: Usually I'm the one tossing out insults and such (flashes back to the heavily edited Revenge of the Nerds Gathering)
[20:51] Darkangl: yeah this is a really sad part
[20:51] Darkangl: I'm just givin him shit
[20:51] TheBKing: Shelly?
[20:51] Darkangl: todd knows he's my bud
[20:51] TheBKing: I know bud.
[20:52] Painful: Todd... stop smoking or we'll put you in an electric cage and cut of your wife's finger!
[20:52] TheBKing: I love the music here too.
[20:52] TheBKing: CAT'S EYE!
[20:52] Darkangl: is that a movie reference frederik?
[20:52] cnote2000: Yeah, it's cool. Just having fun.
[20:52] TheBKing: yes see above.
[20:52] TheBKing: I used to have that song too.
[20:52] Painful: damn straight it is...
[20:52] cnote2000: Man, I love that movie!
[20:52] TheBKing: Cat's Eye.... just one look is all it took!
[20:52] cnote2000: The book of short stories is way better though!
[20:52] TheBKing: Cat's Eye... you got me spell bound!
[20:52] Painful: as always...
[20:52] TheBKing: Final Thought...
[20:53] TheBKing: Real Love is Forever.
[20:53] TheBKing: Who's Eliza?
[20:53] Painful: don't let your kids sleep in the graveyard...
[20:53] Darkangl: brandon's wife
[20:53] TheBKing: ah!
[20:53] TheBKing: man... too bad he's gonge.
[20:53] TheBKing: *gone
[20:53] cnote2000: Eliza was Brandon's fiance
[20:53] Darkangl: yeah
[20:53] cnote2000: er..wife
[20:53] TheBKing: Had he been born decades earlier and died in the 70's or 80's, I'm sure THE CLONES OF BRANDON LEE
[20:53] TheBKing: would've come out.
[20:54] Darkangl: ha ha
[20:54] Darkangl: you know
[20:54] cnote2000: Sad but true
[20:54] Painful: yeah... like... BURTON LEE...
[20:54] Darkangl: this was yet another movie where we didn't really talk about the movie while we watched it
[20:54] TheBKing: hahahah.... wait what the fuck?
[20:54] Darkangl: I think the logs come out better when we do that ;)
[20:54] TheBKing: yeah exactly.
[20:54] TheBKing: LOL