Return of the Living Dead 11/22/2002

mutantOrange = Kenneth from Mutant Orange
Painful = Frederik from Painful Cinema
TheBKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
cnote2000 = Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central


[20:00] TheBKing: GLADIATORS REEEADY?!
[20:00] cnote2000: yeah!
[20:00] TheBKing: 5
[20:00] Painful: yes
[20:00] TheBKing: 4
[20:00] TheBKing: 3
[20:01] TheBKing: 2
[20:01] TheBKing: 1
[20:01] TheBKing: 0
[20:01] mutantOrange: red lion ready!
[20:01] Darkangl: ok running
[20:01] TheBKing: GO!
[20:01] Darkangl: sign up
[20:01] mutantOrange: ok
[20:01] TheBKing: UNEEDA haircut.
[20:01] TheBKing: HEE HEE!
[20:01] TheBKing: Man that joke sucked.
[20:01] Painful: uneeda some medical supplies, yes?
[20:01] mutantOrange: ok, telling us the time zone. it's gotta be real.
[20:01] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:01] Darkangl: yeah show the kid your rope
[20:01] mutantOrange: nice hat.
[20:01] Darkangl: so what is this place these guys are working in
[20:02] TheBKing: Butterflies in a morgue?
[20:02] Painful: body storage
[20:02] Darkangl: oh good
[20:02] TheBKing: Is there such a thing as a skeleton with perfect teeth?
[20:02] Darkangl: a cataloging system for skeletons
[20:02] mutantOrange: just imagine what skeleton sorting was like before the codes
[20:02] Darkangl: yeah Jordy
[20:02] TheBKing: Hahahaha.
[20:02] mutantOrange: chaos!
[20:02] Painful: only if they brush every night
[20:02] mutantOrange: I had a girlfreind who came in a apackage like that
[20:02] TheBKing: Nah I do and my teeth are F*CKED UP!
[20:02] cnote2000: hehehe
[20:02] Darkangl: if I could think of someone with perfect teeth I'd mention them and it might even be funny
[20:03] cnote2000: Uncle Bert!
[20:03] Darkangl: he's lookin at the kids ass!
[20:03] TheBKing: LOTS OF STYROFOAM PEANUS! MORE DAMN IT MORE!
[20:03] cnote2000: International treaty?
[20:03] TheBKing: LOL
[20:03] mutantOrange: bet that pisses the pakistanis off.
[20:03] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:03] Darkangl: skeleton farm
[20:03] TheBKing: Skeleton farms? Hahahaha... yeeeah.
[20:03] Painful: indians brush their teeth?
[20:03] Darkangl: I can see that
[20:03] TheBKing: Bad joke by that guy.
[20:03] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:03] cnote2000: bababoom!
[20:03] * TheBKing apologizes for Frederik's racial slur.
[20:03] Darkangl: Hey Jabouti...this one's ripe. Let's box it up
[20:03] TheBKing: LOL
[20:03] mutantOrange: there's where we keep the plastic wieners
[20:03] Darkangl: hahahaa
[20:04] Darkangl: don't fool around
[20:04] cnote2000: grrrr
[20:04] mutantOrange: and split pussies
[20:04] Darkangl: you're learnin' :D
[20:04] TheBKing: Cool. I want a split dog.
[20:04] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:04] Darkangl: didn't you already have dinner jordy?
[20:04] mutantOrange: meathooks.. coooool.
[20:04] TheBKing: I meat Leaterface works there.
[20:04] TheBKing: *bet
[20:04] Darkangl: are those hooks in the guys head?
[20:04] TheBKing: whoops!
[20:04] mutantOrange: yellow and blue make zombie
[20:04] cnote2000: man, no yasmine bleeth jokes this time:)
[20:04] TheBKing: LOL
[20:04] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:04] mutantOrange: looks like Moby
[20:04] Darkangl: yeah well it ain't over yet todd
[20:04] cnote2000: it does!
[20:04] Darkangl: :)
[20:04] TheBKing: yeah but imagine the death puns.
[20:05] mutantOrange: oh, christ. punks.
[20:05] cnote2000: I love the 80's!
[20:05] TheBKing: That guy is DEADtired. hee hee.... ... I hate myself.
[20:05] Painful: ooohh... hip kids!
[20:05] Darkangl: well there's a nice 80's mix of kids
[20:05] cnote2000: doesn't that chick look too clean cut to be with them?
[20:05] TheBKing: LInnea QUigly.
[20:05] TheBKing: !
[20:05] Darkangl: that looks like erin moran
[20:05] Darkangl: that one chick
[20:05] Painful: damn preppies...
[20:05] mutantOrange: I think i went to hight school with some of these guys. tell me one of them isn't british or i'm fucking killing myselkd
[20:05] TheBKing: The Redhead all. You get to see her fully naked!
[20:05] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:06] cnote2000: wasn't Freddie in one of the Friday the 13th flicks?
[20:06] Painful: yeah, but with a rubber patch over her crotch...
[20:06] Darkangl: now which one is this guy
[20:06] Darkangl: bert or ernie
[20:06] TheBKing: You ever see Night of the Living Dead?
[20:06] mutantOrange: whatr?!
[20:06] cnote2000: based on a true case?
[20:06] mutantOrange: they're pluccing a batter zombie movie in their crapass zombie movie?
[20:06] TheBKing: Scouts honor...
[20:06] TheBKing: Hey!
[20:06] TheBKing: This movie rocks.
[20:06] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:06] TheBKing: I agree Night of teh Living Dead was better though.
[20:06] cnote2000: yes it was
[20:06] Darkangl: 245 trioxin
[20:07] Painful: no... too much carpentry..
[20:07] Darkangl: isn't that what they had in Resident Evil?
[20:07] Darkangl: ;)
[20:07] TheBKing: Duane you took that for your headache the other day right?
[20:07] mutantOrange: that's his bullshit degree in the background
[20:07] Darkangl: sounds like a hemorroid medecine
[20:07] cnote2000: hey guys, when you see the eye chart read what it says
[20:07] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:07] TheBKing: Typical army fuck up...
[20:07] Painful: BURT IS A SLAVE DRIVER!
[20:07] Darkangl: where's the eyechart
[20:07] cnote2000: YES
[20:07] TheBKing: lol
[20:07] Darkangl: so this is burt?
[20:07] cnote2000: coming up
[20:08] TheBKing: AH! THE TELEPHONE!
[20:08] cnote2000: nope ,that's Frank
[20:08] mutantOrange: iot's the director telling us to freakin pickl up the damn pace!
[20:08] Darkangl: which one's ernie
[20:08] mutantOrange: and get a new lamp.
[20:08] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:08] Darkangl: what a face
[20:08] cnote2000: he comes in later
[20:08] mutantOrange: and never make that face again. we just lost one of the CCDs
[20:08] Painful: ahh... the grand tour...
[20:08] TheBKing: That's right. Go Tamper with deadly government materials.
[20:08] cnote2000: remember that
[20:08] TheBKing: The third step's a bitch everyone!
[20:09] TheBKing: Do not forget that!
[20:09] cnote2000: Wouldn't you think the goverment would be trying a lot harder to find these?
[20:09] Darkangl: why is it that in all these movies when they go down into the basement there's always one bad step that eventually breaks
[20:09] mutantOrange: yeah, we keep the zombie drums right next to the Orkin. try not to get them mixed up.
[20:09] Darkangl: hey nice zombie in a box
[20:09] TheBKing: In case of emergency call 1-800- Go ARMY
[20:09] cnote2000: watch Frank use the paper towel roll
[20:09] Painful: they have a hot-line.. what more can they do?
[20:09] mutantOrange: yeah, you eanna keep your zombies clean and shiny.
[20:09] TheBKing: and it leaks.
[20:09] cnote2000: HAHAHA!
[20:09] TheBKing: LOL
[20:09] TheBKing: Cool music!
[20:09] Darkangl: looks like the canisters from phantasm that they had the dwarves in
[20:09] cnote2000: didididi
[20:09] mutantOrange: Oh, titles. bout damn time.
[20:10] Painful: ahh... more American quality workmanship...
[20:10] TheBKing: BUM, BUM, BUM, BUUUUMMM...
[20:10] Darkangl: I still didn't see the damn eye chart
[20:10] * TheBKing hums the tune.
[20:10] TheBKing: LOL
[20:10] Darkangl: did I miss it?
[20:10] Painful: great music...
[20:10] mutantOrange: reverse filming.. Thomas Edison did the same trick with Frankenstein
[20:10] TheBKing: CLU GULAGER!
[20:10] cnote2000: no, I got a little ahead of myself
[20:10] Darkangl: oh ok
[20:10] Darkangl: I was hoping I didn't miss that
[20:10] TheBKing: MOBY LIVES!
[20:10] TheBKing: lol
[20:10] cnote2000: I love the music
[20:11] mutantOrange: damn, does it smell like government black ops zombie taint or is it just me? open a damn window.
[20:11] TheBKing: yeah. Let's steal it from neo's site!
[20:11] cnote2000: he's not a vegan anymore
[20:11] Darkangl: wow
[20:11] Darkangl: zombie in a ziplock
[20:11] Darkangl: :D
[20:11] cnote2000: zombie taint!
[20:11] TheBKing: Be sure to glad wrap your zombie.
[20:11] TheBKing: Check the freshness date.
[20:11] mutantOrange: sealed for your protection.
[20:11] Darkangl: wouldn't want them to spoil now
[20:11] mutantOrange: and her pleasure.
[20:11] cnote2000: if it's gladloc, write the date on it
[20:11] Darkangl: get all moldy
[20:11] TheBKing: And God Bless America.
[20:11] TheBKing: LOL
[20:11] mutantOrange: pacific daytlight time. see?! real!!
[20:12] TheBKing: See, this movie has patriotic undertones.
[20:12] TheBKing: LOL
[20:12] Painful: yeah... park anywhere!
[20:12] mutantOrange: damn that's a big house.
[20:12] TheBKing: No... this is fiction Kenneth.
[20:12] cnote2000: generals always get the best houses
[20:12] Darkangl: how come he's got a place like this
[20:12] Darkangl: he's on the take
[20:12] cnote2000: crap!
[20:12] TheBKing: It's called blackmail and bribery.
[20:12] Darkangl: what's for dinner bitch!
[20:12] mutantOrange: in what pretend freakin army do generals get hjouses like that?
[20:12] TheBKing: Your favorite... lambchops.
[20:12] Darkangl: LAMB CHOPS!?!?!?!?!
[20:12] TheBKing: I had those for lunch.
[20:12] Darkangl: :D
[20:12] mutantOrange: Dear, have the new red chairs come in?
[20:13] cnote2000: that computer probably has a 2mb hard drive
[20:13] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:13] mutantOrange: Im having the chinese over for dinner and i want them to feel confortable
[20:13] TheBKing: computer?
[20:13] cnote2000: hahahaha
[20:13] TheBKing: It's a TV with a telephone on the side.
[20:13] mutantOrange: what is he a pilot too?
[20:13] Darkangl: all that microwave stuff afffects my oven?
[20:13] Darkangl: that the hell is that about? :D
[20:13] TheBKing: TO the Moon Ethyl!
[20:13] cnote2000: Christ Ethel!
[20:13] TheBKing: YEAH!
[20:13] cnote2000: rock and roll!
[20:13] TheBKing: Eastern time!
[20:13] TheBKing: WOOHOO!
[20:13] TheBKing: Todd we rock!
[20:13] mutantOrange: fuck!
[20:14] cnote2000: yeah!!!
[20:14] mutantOrange: fuckfuckfuckfuck!!
[20:14] TheBKing: what?
[20:14] Darkangl: man these teenagers are such a mix of humanity
[20:14] Painful: well, I'm the most eastern person of you all!
[20:14] mutantOrange: guy in the back seat's reading vanity fair
[20:14] TheBKing: LOL
[20:14] cnote2000: I still can't get over the preppie chick hanging out with them
[20:14] Darkangl: ahahahahaha
[20:14] TheBKing: SUICIDE!
[20:14] TheBKing: lol
[20:14] TheBKing: "Let's go get the prick."
[20:14] mutantOrange: this must be zombie town.. see any chopper chicks?
[20:14] cnote2000: hehehe
[20:14] TheBKing: Hahahaha.
[20:14] Darkangl: oh yeah
[20:14] Darkangl: fun
[20:14] cnote2000: awwww
[20:15] mutantOrange: what's with the suit in the back seat?
[20:15] Darkangl: let's all go to the cemetery
[20:15] Darkangl: :D
[20:15] TheBKing: NO FUTURE.
[20:15] Painful: and get ourselves a treat...
[20:15] TheBKing: Notice that.
[20:15] Darkangl: I think he's a flock of seaguls fan :)
[20:15] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:15] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:15] mutantOrange: no future. that's called pretendo irony kids
[20:15] cnote2000: never seen a graveyard?
[20:15] Darkangl: I never knew nobody that died
[20:15] Darkangl: is that foreshadowing or what?
[20:15] TheBKing: I just wanna party!
[20:15] mutantOrange: I see dead people.
[20:15] TheBKing: LOL
[20:15] mutantOrange: and live losers
[20:15] TheBKing: What would you know about Foreshadowing Duane.
[20:15] cnote2000: that's one shitty graveyard
[20:16] TheBKing: You didn't seem to find it in Q.
[20:16] Darkangl: I know when it exists and when it doesnt bitch :P
[20:16] mutantOrange: and one geek in a blue suit who will die soon i hope.
[20:16] Darkangl: ;)
[20:16] TheBKing: Well that's the last time they take Extasy.
[20:16] TheBKing: lol
[20:16] Darkangl: looks like he's gonna hump the guy
[20:16] TheBKing: lol
[20:16] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:16] cnote2000: I ate too much chocolate kid
[20:16] Darkangl: armpit sweat stains :D
[20:16] mutantOrange: and that's what dead thing pie tastes like.
[20:16] TheBKing: Body Melt?
[20:16] mutantOrange: Damn, I left a sandwich in there too.
[20:17] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:17] cnote2000: HA!
[20:17] Darkangl: Ooooh one of britney's mom's pubic hairs
[20:17] cnote2000: Frank ralphs!
[20:17] Darkangl: raaaaaaaallllllppppppphhhhhhh
[20:17] mutantOrange: Don't vomit on all the split dogs!
[20:17] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:17] Darkangl: spray some deodorant
[20:17] TheBKing: lol
[20:17] Painful: yeah... that will help...
[20:17] Darkangl: judging by the look of his armpits I'm surprised he has any
[20:17] mutantOrange: yeah, that'l make the morgue smell a lot better.
[20:17] TheBKing: DEODERANT doubles as an air freshener.
[20:17] mutantOrange: get some glade plug ins too, retatds.
[20:18] cnote2000: this part is so funny
[20:18] Darkangl: this looks like a good place for a stick up! :D
[20:18] TheBKing: So a dead dog can bark with only half a vocal chord?
[20:18] Painful: aahhww.. a puppy!
[20:18] mutantOrange: sparky!!!!!
[20:18] Darkangl: ick
[20:18] cnote2000: I guess so
[20:18] Darkangl: NO!!!!!!!
[20:18] Painful: bash it!
[20:18] TheBKing: GEt the crutch!
[20:18] TheBKing: LOL
[20:18] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:18] Darkangl: Lemmiwinks NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[20:18] Painful: hahahahaha!
[20:18] TheBKing: AH!
[20:18] TheBKing: MOBY!
[20:18] mutantOrange: how are it's organs working if they're cut in half?
[20:18] cnote2000: it's Moby!
[20:18] TheBKing: LOL
[20:18] cnote2000: sore
[20:18] Darkangl: it's a zombie kenneth
[20:19] mutantOrange: we are all made of stars, now prepare to die!
[20:19] cnote2000: Frank is freakin out!
[20:19] cnote2000: here comes the chart on the wall of the office
[20:19] Darkangl: don't ask questions
[20:19] Darkangl: :)
[20:19] TheBKing: Butter fwies!
[20:19] mutantOrange: BURFIS
[20:19] mutantOrange: ACLA?
[20:19] cnote2000: like this job?
[20:19] Darkangl: I can't see all of what it says
[20:19] TheBKing: BURTIS
[20:19] mutantOrange: I need glasses i guess.
[20:19] TheBKing: ASLA
[20:19] TheBKing: VEDRIVE
[20:19] cnote2000: Burt is a slave driver
[20:19] Darkangl: burt is a what?
[20:19] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:19] Darkangl: oh ok
[20:19] mutantOrange: get teh navy~
[20:19] TheBKing: You're right!
[20:19] cnote2000: that's for sure
[20:19] Darkangl: slave driver
[20:19] TheBKing: Craziness!
[20:19] mutantOrange: you can sail the seven seas in the navy
[20:20] TheBKing: come on and join your brotha man!
[20:20] cnote2000: Burt?
[20:20] Darkangl: now how do you tell someone some shit like that over the phone
[20:20] Painful: but I'm afraid of the water!
[20:20] TheBKing: No I fantasize about fucking you.
[20:20] TheBKing: LOL
[20:20] Darkangl: uh yes burt I'm afraid we have a little problem
[20:20] cnote2000: hehehe
[20:20] mutantOrange: I fantasize about fucking your corpse sometimes
[20:20] mutantOrange: just so shut you up
[20:20] cnote2000: ewwww
[20:20] Painful: undress.... undress!
[20:20] Darkangl: THE DEAD LIVE THE DEAD FREAKIN' LIVE!!!!!!!
[20:20] TheBKing: HER IT COMES GUYS!
[20:20] TheBKing: TITTIES!
[20:20] Darkangl: man this red head is kinda hot
[20:20] Painful: ooooooooooooohhhhhh....
[20:20] mutantOrange: is that fog coming from the graveyard or between her legs?
[20:20] Darkangl: BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:20] TheBKing: LOL
[20:20] Darkangl: :DDDDDDDDDD
[20:20] mutantOrange: oh YEAH!
[20:20] TheBKing: WOW!
[20:21] TheBKing: GET SOME LIGHT OVER THERE!
[20:21] cnote2000: booya!
[20:21] Darkangl: NICE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!
[20:21] Darkangl: :DDDDDD
[20:21] Painful: hooray for boobies!
[20:21] cnote2000: Ghetto blaster
[20:21] mutantOrange: hundreds of erections poke through the dirt....
[20:21] Darkangl: hahahahahahahaha
[20:21] Darkangl: :D
[20:21] cnote2000: HAHAHAHA
[20:21] TheBKing: FULL FRONTAL! YEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
[20:21] Painful: latex patch, everyone... :-)
[20:21] TheBKing: WE WANT BUSH!
[20:21] cnote2000: damn
[20:21] Darkangl: now this is burt here?
[20:21] mutantOrange: nooooooo!
[20:21] TheBKing: Ohhh.....
[20:21] mutantOrange: want naked!
[20:21] cnote2000: yep
[20:21] Darkangl: frank don't look too good
[20:22] TheBKing: Got Naked?
[20:22] mutantOrange: where's his moustache and cowboy boots?
[20:22] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:22] TheBKing: Don't open the door.
[20:22] mutantOrange: njop, sounds dead to me
[20:22] Darkangl: well if he ain't dead he's sure got good reason to be pissed off
[20:22] mutantOrange: yeap, dead.
[20:22] mutantOrange: let's get a coke.
[20:22] TheBKing: Lol.
[20:22] mutantOrange: he's dead.
[20:22] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:22] cnote2000: THe brain!
[20:22] TheBKing: A HA! The BRain!
[20:22] Darkangl: pick axe to the head
[20:22] TheBKing: Genious!
[20:22] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:23] Darkangl: man
[20:23] mutantOrange: kick him squar in the nuts
[20:23] cnote2000: Frank rules!
[20:23] Darkangl: I wouldn't want to be the pick man on this job
[20:23] *** Quits: Painful (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[20:23] mutantOrange: oopsie.
[20:23] Darkangl: this piss colored guy looks like he died of jaundice of something
[20:23] TheBKing: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! MOBY! BRAINS! BRAINS!
[20:23] TheBKing: Eww.... naked Moby.
[20:23] Darkangl: where's the pick?????
[20:24] cnote2000: not the peanuts!
[20:24] Darkangl: oh man
[20:24] TheBKing: LOL
[20:24] mutantOrange: Damn, thought he was a vegan.
[20:24] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:24] cnote2000: HAHA!
[20:24] TheBKing: OUCH!
[20:24] Darkangl: sweet!!!!
[20:24] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:24] cnote2000: Awesome!
[20:24] Darkangl: what the hell they gonna do now?
[20:24] TheBKing: HAHAHAAHA!
[20:24] Darkangl: oh man
[20:24] TheBKing: HACKSAW!
[20:24] Darkangl: Burt's so freakin calm
[20:24] TheBKing: Be a man Frank.
[20:24] cnote2000: The best part is Frank freakin out!
[20:24] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:24] mutantOrange: ok, that's not at all what a neckhole looks like.
[20:25] TheBKing: Like A chicken with hit's head cut off.
[20:25] mutantOrange: nice effect though.
[20:25] Darkangl: have you seen many neck holes kenneth? :)
[20:25] TheBKing: lol
[20:25] mutantOrange: umm... never mind.
[20:25] Darkangl: IT WORKED IN THE MOVIE!
[20:25] cnote2000: the movie lied?
[20:25] mutantOrange: try pouring gas down the hole and lighting his ass
[20:25] TheBKing: Well ... those zombies were different.
[20:25] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:25] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:25] TheBKing: WOOSH!
[20:25] Darkangl: he's shoot through the wall
[20:26] mutantOrange: send him to India, let them figure it out.
[20:26] Darkangl: girlie pics on the red cabinet
[20:26] TheBKing: Reading the boxes...
[20:26] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:26] TheBKing: SPECIMEN... WORMS?
[20:26] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:26] mutantOrange: they must use a lot of worms in their business.
[20:26] Darkangl: sounds like a fish flooppin around
[20:26] *** Joins: Painful (spamlover@h184n1fls21o886.telia.com)
[20:26] mutantOrange: or do a lot of fishing
[20:26] TheBKing: Don't get Mad. Get GLAD!
[20:27] TheBKing: YEAH! Eastern Time!
[20:27] cnote2000: Bonesaw is ready!
[20:27] TheBKing: YEAH!
[20:27] TheBKing: BOOBIES!
[20:27] Painful: no... no clothes!
[20:27] Darkangl: NICE BOOBIES!!!!!
[20:27] Darkangl: :D
[20:27] mutantOrange: no it makes me horny you vapid pitch now shit up and to that thing again.
[20:27] cnote2000: oh baby...
[20:27] Darkangl: oh man she's humpin his leg
[20:27] Painful: is she oiled up?
[20:27] TheBKing: This is a way of life man. This isn't a joke.
[20:27] cnote2000: she likes it spooky
[20:27] Darkangl: what is this guy's trip
[20:27] TheBKing: LOL
[20:27] TheBKing: Suicide is a way of life?
[20:27] Painful: gaaaaaaaaay!
[20:27] cnote2000: how can he be ignoring her
[20:28] Darkangl: yeah no kiddin
[20:28] cnote2000: yeah, why would he?
[20:28] Darkangl: man this guy
[20:28] cnote2000: Ernie!
[20:28] Darkangl: I always remember this guy from barney miller
[20:28] mutantOrange: he's, er, umm, well, el homorama.
[20:28] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:28] cnote2000: I remember him from Weekend At Bernies
[20:28] Darkangl: and he was in weekend at bernies too
[20:28] cnote2000: DUANE!
[20:28] TheBKing: Is he listening to the German National ANthem?
[20:28] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:28] mutantOrange: wan't he smoking a pipe just now?
[20:28] cnote2000: he was awesome in that
[20:28] Darkangl: yeah he was
[20:29] cnote2000: don't sneak up on him
[20:29] Darkangl: and oddly enough he was dealing with a dead body in that too
[20:29] TheBKing: Bert and Ernie... together again.
[20:29] cnote2000: yeah he was!
[20:29] Darkangl: well think about it
[20:29] mutantOrange: look at the clock.
[20:29] cnote2000: remember when Bernie kicked him in the nuts?
[20:29] TheBKing: want some coffee?
[20:29] mutantOrange: it is not 9:36!
[20:29] Darkangl: if you worked around dead bodies all day you'd get a little freaky too
[20:29] mutantOrange: the movie isn;t real after all!
[20:29] mutantOrange: infernal organs?
[20:29] cnote2000: you mean the movie lied?
[20:29] Darkangl: yes it is kenneth
[20:29] Painful: hollywood lied to me!
[20:30] cnote2000: no way!
[20:30] Painful: ...and rigor mortis disappears after a few hours...
[20:30] Darkangl: is this body gonna fart or burp or anything
[20:30] TheBKing: noooo...
[20:30] TheBKing: stoo-pid!
[20:30] cnote2000: I love it; Burt and Ernie
[20:30] mutantOrange: if you push down on the stomach ususally it does.
[20:30] mutantOrange: if you puncture the lungs it moans
[20:30] Darkangl: man kenneth
[20:31] Darkangl: how do you know all this stuff
[20:31] TheBKing: It's illegal to have other people in mortuary?
[20:31] Darkangl: you're starting to freak me out
[20:31] mutantOrange: umm... science.
[20:31] Darkangl: ;)
[20:31] Painful: friends help you move, real friends help you burn zombies...
[20:31] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:31] cnote2000: Kenneth blined us with science
[20:31] Darkangl: hahahahahahah
[20:31] Darkangl: rabid weasels
[20:31] Darkangl: :D
[20:31] TheBKing: LOL
[20:31] cnote2000: rabid weasles!
[20:31] Painful: in my pants...
[20:31] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:31] cnote2000: they weren
[20:31] mutantOrange: well, this one is meatloaf, the rest are sombie bits.
[20:31] TheBKing: LOL
[20:31] Darkangl: man frank is really not lookin good
[20:32] cnote2000: no he's not
[20:32] mutantOrange: Wait... i vaguely remember this scene.. i have seen this movie i think
[20:32] cnote2000: I like Burt's members only jacket
[20:32] TheBKing: lol
[20:32] cnote2000: Ernie's got a gun!
[20:32] Darkangl: dog days just begun
[20:32] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:32] TheBKing: YEAH!
[20:32] Darkangl: ernie's got a gun
[20:32] cnote2000: hahaha!
[20:32] Darkangl: ;)
[20:32] TheBKing: What did his papa doooooooo?
[20:32] mutantOrange: you'd be suprised how often you need a gun working in a mortuary, what with the vampires and zombies and all.
[20:33] cnote2000: Frank has come undone
[20:33] Darkangl: NO DADDY DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!
[20:33] TheBKing: LOL
[20:33] Darkangl: :D
[20:33] Painful: oh no.. not the pants...
[20:33] TheBKing: When prosthetic limbs attack...
[20:33] Darkangl: man that'd be enough to make you have a breakdown
[20:33] mutantOrange: Should've used Glad.
[20:33] TheBKing: on at 10:00 EST on FoX
[20:33] cnote2000: how about Ernie's track suit?
[20:33] Darkangl: yeah that guy's lookin a bit ripe
[20:33] TheBKing: Where's Billy IdoL?
[20:34] mutantOrange: What is with the dork already? And I mean the one in the suit, he's not even trying.
[20:34] cnote2000: I can't believe people used to dress like that
[20:34] Darkangl: man why don't any of the girls give this guy the time of day
[20:34] Painful: jeesus... that guy is really sweaty...
[20:34] cnote2000: Ballbuster!
[20:34] TheBKing: Fuck you ballbuster!
[20:34] Darkangl: she looks like a rooster and the other is a nympho psycho
[20:34] mutantOrange: It's time... to die!
[20:34] Darkangl: and neither one will give that guy the time of day
[20:34] TheBKing: Yo is that Jermaine Jackson?
[20:34] cnote2000: hit watch with stick!
[20:34] cnote2000: no that's tito
[20:34] TheBKing: oh ok.
[20:34] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:34] TheBKing: LOL
[20:34] cnote2000: yo
[20:34] mutantOrange: Oh, innocent girl walking alone ine a cemetary....
[20:35] Darkangl: does joe jackson have to be in his videos :D
[20:35] TheBKing: Civil war cannon....
[20:35] TheBKing: ........
[20:35] TheBKing: huH?
[20:35] Darkangl: nevermind
[20:35] mutantOrange: somethin better freakin happen.
[20:35] Darkangl: it was a line from a gallagher show
[20:35] Darkangl: that guy made me think of it
[20:35] Painful: yes... something will happen soon... soooooon...
[20:35] TheBKing: lol
[20:35] TheBKing: I wonder if taht's the OFFICE...
[20:35] cnote2000: loud doorbell
[20:35] mutantOrange: good. I'm so over the split dog now.
[20:35] TheBKing: lol
[20:35] Darkangl: what's in it for me
[20:36] Darkangl: a new pair of pants
[20:36] cnote2000: hahaha!
[20:36] Painful: and they'd better be fancy!
[20:36] mutantOrange: Umm, you don't have to deal with the bright yellow zombie chow in the lobby.
[20:36] Darkangl: bigger residuals from his appearances on barney miller
[20:36] mutantOrange: :)
[20:36] TheBKing: Ernies not just an undertaker... he's a tailor too!
[20:36] TheBKing: I wonder if Freddy's in that boiler...
[20:37] Darkangl: bodies embalmed and suits altered while you wait
[20:37] mutantOrange: Have it your way at BK
[20:37] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:37] cnote2000: EK
[20:37] cnote2000: Ernie King!
[20:37] Painful: Welcome to another episode of "Cooking with Zombies"!
[20:37] TheBKing: Oh...
[20:37] cnote2000: new on the Food Network
[20:37] TheBKing: I was thinking Embalmer King.
[20:37] TheBKing: LOL
[20:37] Darkangl: hahah
[20:37] cnote2000: whatever:)
[20:37] mutantOrange: Oh just shut up and burn it already! It's fire, not rocket science
[20:37] TheBKing: LOL
[20:37] Darkangl: better throw frank in there too
[20:37] mutantOrange: you could operate it, but you're not certified
[20:38] TheBKing: So you can burn ashes?
[20:38] Darkangl: no
[20:38] Darkangl: but you can put them in milk and drink them
[20:38] cnote2000: uh oh
[20:38] mutantOrange: Oh, that's smart.
[20:38] Painful: you can burn almost anything... even water...
[20:38] TheBKing: OH GREAT!
[20:38] Darkangl: like cartman did 2 weeks ago on south park
[20:38] TheBKing: lol
[20:38] Darkangl: now he's got kenny's soul inside of him
[20:38] Darkangl: ;)
[20:38] mutantOrange: Lightning?
[20:38] TheBKing: and Thunder!
[20:38] Darkangl: hey where'd the rain come from
[20:38] mutantOrange: Oh, those are clouds doing thatl
[20:38] Painful: acid rain... get inside kids...
[20:39] Darkangl: it wasn't cloudy a minute ago
[20:39] cnote2000: real acid rain!
[20:39] TheBKing: Ah my naked ass!
[20:39] Darkangl: the nekkid chick is gettin wet
[20:39] mutantOrange: Not so hot now are we naked chick?
[20:39] TheBKing: NO STAY NAKED!
[20:39] Painful: my naked boobies!
[20:39] TheBKing: lol
[20:39] cnote2000: Trash, keep your clothes off
[20:39] mutantOrange: shrinkage!
[20:39] cnote2000: HA!
[20:39] mutantOrange: IN the convvertable quick
[20:39] Darkangl: wet wild nekkid boobies :)
[20:39] TheBKing: First a uniary tract infection.. now this!
[20:39] TheBKing: what can a girl do?
[20:39] mutantOrange: Not so punk now are they? babies.
[20:39] Darkangl: ok Mr. I have a statement to make....maybe it's time to get a better car
[20:40] TheBKing: LOL
[20:40] cnote2000: HA!
[20:40] mutantOrange: The sex pistols wouldn't whine like this.
[20:40] TheBKing: water perhaps?
[20:40] Darkangl: oh yeah guys
[20:40] Darkangl: good thinkin
[20:40] Darkangl: spread it out into the rain over a cemetery
[20:40] TheBKing: "What's in that rain?!"
[20:40] cnote2000: liek what!
[20:40] Darkangl: all those nice ashes
[20:40] TheBKing: See above for answer...
[20:40] mutantOrange: wow, they cut the cemetary in half.
[20:40] * TheBKing points at "water perhaps?"
[20:40] TheBKing: lol
[20:40] Painful: nice shoes for a dead guy...
[20:41] cnote2000: Burt hugs Ernie
[20:41] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:41] mutantOrange: man, you guys only pay me minimum wage, I can't handle this shit.
[20:41] Darkangl: I always wondered about those two
[20:41] cnote2000: I got the chills
[20:41] mutantOrange: Shoulda never quit my job at Blockbuster.
[20:41] cnote2000: HA!
[20:42] TheBKing: LOL
[20:42] cnote2000: Frank's freakin' out again!
[20:42] Darkangl: what's your name
[20:42] Darkangl: oh his name is Raaaaaaallllllllpppppphhhhhh man
[20:42] mutantOrange: Damn, now his vomit's gonna be undead.
[20:42] Painful: What Frank needs is some nice, juicy brains.
[20:42] Darkangl: cheech and chong reference there
[20:42] cnote2000: hahaha!
[20:42] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:42] cnote2000: yes, some nice brains
[20:42] TheBKing: FRESH:... Juicy... Brains.
[20:43] Painful: baah-raaaaaiiiins....
[20:43] TheBKing: hahahahaa. Resurrection Funeral Home...
[20:43] TheBKing: lives up to it's name now.
[20:43] Darkangl: give them milk
[20:43] TheBKing: Bahrain?
[20:43] mutantOrange: Dry now
[20:43] Darkangl: doesn't that help when you been poisioned?
[20:43] Painful: it's a country in the middle east...
[20:43] TheBKing: Ooooh yeah.
[20:43] mutantOrange: Is that.. oh god... a circus!
[20:43] TheBKing: Back to back.
[20:43] TheBKing: Belly to belly.
[20:43] Painful: this is actually quite creepy...
[20:43] TheBKing: I don't give a damn cause I"m stone dead already.
[20:44] Darkangl: now you know what would have been funny here
[20:44] TheBKing: Back to back.
[20:44] TheBKing: Belly to belly.
[20:44] Darkangl: intermovie play
[20:44] cnote2000: more wet boobs!
[20:44] Darkangl: instead of zombies coming out of the ground it would have been killer klown zombies
[20:44] Darkangl: :D
[20:44] TheBKing: .......
[20:44] TheBKing: Yeah...
[20:44] mutantOrange: you know they used to make coffins with windows and airpipes in the off chance someone was buried alive? amnd they had bells they could ring to signal people.
[20:44] TheBKing: Watch that 3rd step.
[20:44] cnote2000: watch that third step
[20:44] Darkangl: yeah
[20:44] TheBKing: It's a bitch.
[20:44] cnote2000: dammit!
[20:44] TheBKing: LOL
[20:44] TheBKing: beat you to it Todd.
[20:45] cnote2000: damn you Jordan!
[20:45] Darkangl: someone just came out of the fidge in a morgue and had a pulse
[20:45] TheBKing: mmm.... BRAINS!
[20:45] Darkangl: just heard that on the news yesterday or today
[20:45] TheBKing: GASP!
[20:45] mutantOrange: nobody here but us Everquest players
[20:45] Darkangl: scary man
[20:45] TheBKing: A handprint
[20:45] Painful: hello? is anyone home? I'm selling subscriptions to "Zombie Weekly"....
[20:45] Darkangl: hey cool
[20:45] Darkangl: a real zombie
[20:45] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!
[20:45] TheBKing: COOL!
[20:45] TheBKing: BRAINS!
[20:45] cnote2000: BRAINS!
[20:45] mutantOrange: that's a cool shot.
[20:45] TheBKing: LOL
[20:45] Darkangl: hi, would you like a copy of the watchtower?
[20:45] Painful: juicy guy...
[20:45] TheBKing: 3rd step.
[20:45] cnote2000: we said to watch out for that step
[20:45] TheBKing: damn it!
[20:46] cnote2000: hey, didn't Frank puke right down there?
[20:46] Painful: they never listen...
[20:46] Darkangl: Hi Mr. Zombie
[20:46] mutantOrange: and she didnb't even have heels on
[20:46] Darkangl: Jesus and I love you :D
[20:46] TheBKing: LOL
[20:46] mutantOrange: get the door.. it's Zombinos
[20:46] Painful: Yes... Jesus loves the undead...
[20:46] Darkangl: OH MY GOD THEY'RE USING TOOLS!
[20:46] TheBKing: Wow.... that's one smart zombie!
[20:46] cnote2000: Those zombies are efficent!
[20:46] TheBKing: Yeah. Dude these zombies are nobody's fool.
[20:46] cnote2000: I pity the fool!
[20:46] mutantOrange: why do tou think they're always eating barins?
[20:46] Darkangl: not like the ones in the OTHER movie
[20:46] TheBKing: lol
[20:46] TheBKing: OH man.
[20:47] TheBKing: Trash is getting dressed.
[20:47] TheBKing: MORE BRAINS!
[20:47] mutantOrange: 'cause they taste like butterscotch? no..
[20:47] cnote2000: watch the step!!
[20:47] Darkangl: ouch :P
[20:47] TheBKing: CHOMP!
[20:47] TheBKing: LOL
[20:47] TheBKing: Hahahaahahaha!
[20:47] cnote2000: oh yeah!!!
[20:47] mutantOrange: moooohaaaawwk...
[20:47] TheBKing: Owe.
[20:47] Darkangl: I guess he won't be making a statement anymore
[20:47] TheBKing: MORE BRAINS!
[20:47] cnote2000: MORE BRAINS!!
[20:47] Painful: strong teeth... I guess they really do brush regularly...
[20:47] mutantOrange: aaaaaassss.
[20:47] cnote2000: dammit!
[20:47] TheBKing: beat ya again Todd.
[20:47] TheBKing: lol
[20:47] TheBKing: Stupid fuckers.
[20:47] cnote2000: I channel Seagal to beat you next time!
[20:47] mutantOrange: black guy's gonna get it.
[20:47] TheBKing: LOL
[20:47] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:48] Darkangl: Steven Segal zombie
[20:48] mutantOrange: him and his jerry curl
[20:48] cnote2000: would that be any different than him now?
[20:48] Painful: hurry up! these guys are DYING over here!
[20:48] TheBKing: It'd eat a lot more than the average zombie.
[20:48] cnote2000: hahahaha!
[20:48] Darkangl: would be fat and balding and no one would ever be able to lay a finger on it
[20:48] cnote2000: LOL!!!
[20:48] TheBKing: LOL
[20:48] cnote2000: Zombie Fu!
[20:48] TheBKing: Except maybe KEN FOREE!
[20:48] mutantOrange: looks like Seth Green
[20:48] mutantOrange: kind of
[20:49] mutantOrange: a little
[20:49] TheBKing: Bob Villa...
[20:49] TheBKing: paramedic
[20:49] Darkangl: yeah it does a little
[20:49] Darkangl: ok everyone
[20:49] cnote2000: Bob Villa moonlights
[20:49] TheBKing: LOL
[20:49] Darkangl: imagine Dr. Evil and Mini Me as zombies :D
[20:49] cnote2000: yeah?
[20:49] TheBKing: LOL
[20:49] cnote2000: HAHA!
[20:49] mutantOrange: I mean like you're dead.
[20:49] TheBKing: Prognosis... DEAD!
[20:49] Darkangl: you shot me you a-hole :D
[20:49] cnote2000: Prognosis...negative!!!
[20:49] mutantOrange: All of a sudden, you know, your skull looks awful yummy.
[20:49] cnote2000: if anyone can place that you get a prize
[20:49] TheBKing: Need 10- cc's of Adrenalin.
[20:50] TheBKing: STAT!
[20:50] mutantOrange: Flashdance chick
[20:50] TheBKing: STAT!
[20:50] TheBKing: TITO!
[20:50] TheBKing: STAT!
[20:50] cnote2000: Jermaine!
[20:50] TheBKing: STAT!
[20:50] mutantOrange: Freddy's Deaddy!
[20:50] cnote2000: SLUT!
[20:50] TheBKing: The monster mash?
[20:50] TheBKing: STAT!
[20:50] TheBKing: lol
[20:50] Darkangl: ok I don't knwo what you guy's are talking about
[20:50] mutantOrange: Let's see if the Munsters have any gas
[20:50] cnote2000: Singin in the rain...
[20:50] TheBKing: ok that's it for me.
[20:50] TheBKing: LOL
[20:50] TheBKing: sorry Duane.
[20:50] TheBKing: This part rules!
[20:50] TheBKing: I love this skeleton!
[20:51] TheBKing: Stil has eyes!
[20:51] TheBKing: LOOL
[20:51] Darkangl: why are the eyeballs in tact
[20:51] cnote2000: EYES!
[20:51] TheBKing: DO you wanna Parrrty?!
[20:51] mutantOrange: I clearly saw the jaw wire there.
[20:51] TheBKing: It's Party Time.
[20:51] Painful: so it can see you better...
[20:51] TheBKing: We gotta Party!
[20:51] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:51] mutantOrange: It's miller time.
[20:51] TheBKing: LOL
[20:51] cnote2000: Is this Andrew WK?
[20:51] Darkangl: lemme guess
[20:51] TheBKing: Nothing makes a party like zombies.... and beer.
[20:51] Darkangl: nekkid chick bites it first
[20:51] mutantOrange: Oh yeah, wet and dirtymbitch! come one!
[20:51] TheBKing: Old men... eating her.
[20:51] Darkangl: well she got her wish
[20:51] TheBKing: Yeah.
[20:51] mutantOrange: that's whatr you get for being a slut.
[20:51] Painful: oh no... the boobies got eaten...
[20:51] TheBKing: no the zombies only like brains.
[20:52] TheBKing: Her boobs should be fine... a bit cold though.
[20:52] mutantOrange: not really dead.
[20:52] cnote2000: HAHAHA!
[20:52] mutantOrange: dead like Kai.
[20:52] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:52] TheBKing: Boobies are best served HOT!
[20:52] Painful: silly zombies... they have no taste...
[20:52] mutantOrange: sort of, alive dead.
[20:52] TheBKing: Kai... HAHAHAHAHA!
[20:52] Darkangl: hot in a nice cream sauce :)
[20:52] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:52] TheBKing: OH MAN!
[20:52] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:52] cnote2000: ARe you on PCP?!
[20:52] Darkangl: they hear dead people :D
[20:52] mutantOrange: well, maybe with all these dead people walking around, the Democratrs can win in Florida now.
[20:53] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:53] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:53] cnote2000: HHAAHAHAHAHA1111!!!!
[20:53] TheBKing: Not like it'd make a difference.
[20:53] Darkangl: no they wouldn't t
[20:53] TheBKing: LOL
[20:53] cnote2000: them's some runnin' zombies!
[20:53] mutantOrange: I mean all the dead people voting.
[20:53] Darkangl: the democrats already registered all the deap people in florida
[20:53] Painful: fast bastards...
[20:53] TheBKing: BRAINS!
[20:53] mutantOrange: like ususl, only now they;re votes would count.
[20:53] Darkangl: what stupid looking raincoats
[20:53] TheBKing: No that's Jesus Christ... not Christ Jesus.
[20:53] cnote2000: BRAINSSSS!!!
[20:53] Painful: oops!
[20:53] TheBKing: WHOA!
[20:53] Darkangl: man
[20:54] cnote2000: hahahah!
[20:54] TheBKing: Huh?
[20:54] Darkangl: that was quick
[20:54] TheBKing: Jerry?
[20:54] mutantOrange: mmmm.... medical school braaains.
[20:54] TheBKing: CHOMPE!
[20:54] mutantOrange: foo!
[20:54] Painful: juicy educated brains!
[20:54] mutantOrange: I swear I saw Jimi out there
[20:54] cnote2000: oh shit!!
[20:54] Darkangl: you know what we need here
[20:54] TheBKing: Ken Foree?!
[20:54] Darkangl: the kung fu priest from dead alive
[20:54] cnote2000: Burt swears great
[20:54] TheBKing: LOL!@
[20:54] mutantOrange: call a priest. call Jerry springer.
[20:54] cnote2000: Yes!
[20:54] TheBKing: I kick ass for the Lord!
[20:55] Darkangl: he could come in and kick some ass for the lord :D
[20:55] TheBKing: Father McGruder and Ken Foree.
[20:55] TheBKing: That's what we need.
[20:55] mutantOrange: Man, those dead guys can jump!
[20:55] cnote2000: and Steven Seagal
[20:55] TheBKing: LOL
[20:55] cnote2000: for laughs
[20:55] Darkangl: either that or the priest from teenage exorcist to come in and read them all a bedtime story
[20:55] TheBKing: yeah. He'll be eaten while everyone else runs like hell.
[20:55] TheBKing: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:55] TheBKing: Take taht Seagal.
[20:55] cnote2000: he'll eat back
[20:55] mutantOrange: mmmm.. buudhist....
[20:55] Darkangl: hqhqhqh
[20:55] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:55] Painful: cue dwarf zombie...
[20:55] TheBKing: huh?
[20:56] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:56] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:56] mutantOrange: HGAHAHAHAAHAAA!
[20:56] Darkangl: hahahahaha!
[20:56] cnote2000: oh my god !!!
[20:56] TheBKing: DORF?!
[20:56] Darkangl: midget zombie!!!
[20:56] Darkangl: :DDDDDD
[20:56] mutantOrange: little fucker can run too!
[20:56] TheBKing: LOL
[20:56] Darkangl: that's original!
[20:56] cnote2000: that ruled!!!
[20:56] mutantOrange: kneeeeees
[20:56] Darkangl: hahahahahahahah
[20:56] cnote2000: hahahahaha!
[20:56] Darkangl: oh man that rules
[20:56] Painful: just like a little penguin...
[20:56] TheBKing: So there's your mini-me zombie Duane.
[20:56] cnote2000: ANKLES!!
[20:56] Darkangl: ROFL
[20:56] mutantOrange: would you like a hot pocket?
[20:56] cnote2000: lol!
[20:56] cnote2000: HOT BRAINS!
[20:57] Darkangl: yeah close that windo
[20:57] mutantOrange: 3 hun dred and sixty five degrees....
[20:57] Darkangl: window
[20:57] Darkangl: that'll stop em
[20:57] cnote2000: nice shades
[20:57] mutantOrange: calling on the phone!
[20:57] cnote2000: dead
[20:57] cnote2000: Ernie's taking no prisoners!
[20:57] TheBKing: Waste of ammo!
[20:57] TheBKing: lol
[20:57] mutantOrange: oh yeah, bullets will stop them. get the crucifix next, dumbass.
[20:57] TheBKing: Since Bob Villa is a zombie now...
[20:57] cnote2000: his one legged pants are cracking me up
[20:57] TheBKing: he can unhinge the doors with a screwdriver.
[20:57] mutantOrange: Man, this song sucks.
[20:57] Darkangl: what happened to the guy on the slab in the enbalming room?
[20:58] cnote2000: yeah
[20:58] TheBKing: he's happily married with a family of 5
[20:58] Painful: good point...
[20:58] mutantOrange: Gewt some metal or something on there.
[20:58] Darkangl: sounds like a song that would be on a Rhino halloween Cd
[20:58] mutantOrange: Samhain
[20:58] TheBKing: THIS IS A HOUSE OF GOD!
[20:58] mutantOrange: This is a house of pancakes!
[20:58] TheBKing: Send more Paremedics.
[20:58] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:58] Painful: Send more paramedics!
[20:58] cnote2000: mmm, lunch
[20:58] Darkangl: how come these zombies can talk
[20:58] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:58] cnote2000: Send more paramedics!!!!
[20:58] Painful: CARPENTRY!
[20:58] cnote2000: lol!
[20:58] Darkangl: the ones in night of the living dead couldnt
[20:59] Darkangl: woodshop 101
[20:59] TheBKing: Hey according this movie, Night of the Living Dead was all fake.
[20:59] TheBKing: Man my arms are dead. LOL
[20:59] Darkangl: well one nice thing about freddie
[20:59] mutantOrange: better question, does zombie shit also come out undead?
[20:59] Darkangl: being dead
[20:59] mutantOrange: mmm... dickbraiiin
[20:59] cnote2000: dick brain
[20:59] Darkangl: he's got a nice stiffy for that girl now
[20:59] cnote2000: dammit!
[21:00] TheBKing: LOL
[21:00] mutantOrange: Zombinol 5000
[21:00] TheBKing: lol
[21:00] Darkangl: man
[21:00] mutantOrange: I wonder if they're shipping the rest of the zomgbie cans to Yucca Mountain right now....
[21:00] cnote2000: hehehehe
[21:00] Darkangl: get this guy some advil and some PMS medecine
[21:00] cnote2000: he needs Aleve
[21:00] mutantOrange: I've got a headache this big... and ity's screaming for braiiiins
[21:01] TheBKing: Faster than you can say.. Ambesol.
[21:01] TheBKing: He should be embalmed in ambesol.
[21:01] Painful: he needs some makeup...
[21:01] Darkangl: excedrin headache number 5
[21:01] mutantOrange: rigor mortis man?
[21:01] mutantOrange: no man? that's not cool man!
[21:01] TheBKing: What's with all those pins on that dudes coat?
[21:01] TheBKing: MORE PARAMEDICS!
[21:01] cnote2000: that's punk man
[21:01] mutantOrange: That punk guy's so turning liberal after this.
[21:01] Painful: MORE FOOD!
[21:01] cnote2000: It's dinner time!!!
[21:01] Darkangl: jesus
[21:02] cnote2000: HAHAHAHA!
[21:02] TheBKing: Hahahahahaahahahaha.,
[21:02] Painful: nice tackle...
[21:02] Darkangl: like fat women at a chinese buffet
[21:02] TheBKing: Took him right down.
[21:02] cnote2000: lol!
[21:02] Darkangl: how the hell are these zombies moving so fast
[21:02] mutantOrange: Got a hungry appetite? Try hungry man brains from Swanson.
[21:02] Darkangl: looked like a damn rugby match
[21:02] TheBKing: The Paramedics lose yards and it's 2nd down in the driveway...
[21:02] TheBKing: lol
[21:02] cnote2000: They're marathon zombies
[21:02] cnote2000: uh oh
[21:02] mutantOrange: better question, how are the sketons moving around?
[21:02] cnote2000: yess!!!!!
[21:02] mutantOrange: ooh, gusher
[21:02] Darkangl: that too
[21:02] TheBKing: Wow.... there must be a vein in his head.
[21:03] mutantOrange: yeah, get the cardboardm, that'll helkp
[21:03] TheBKing: The Geiser vein.
[21:03] TheBKing: LOL
[21:03] Darkangl: man these guys are freakin out
[21:03] mutantOrange: I'm gonna pole vault outta here
[21:03] cnote2000: HAHAAHA!
[21:03] Darkangl: what did he just do to that one?
[21:03] Painful: No, you can't keep it... even if you promise to take care of it...
[21:03] cnote2000: it's not like chicken on a stick
[21:03] mutantOrange: man, black dude is still alive.
[21:03] TheBKing: Female zombie bondage....ooooh... kinky.
[21:03] Darkangl: hahahah
[21:04] cnote2000: he's defying all 80's horror movie conventions
[21:04] Painful: boobies... horrible disgusting boobies...
[21:04] TheBKing: Duane. I bet you'd cop a feel of those rotting titties.
[21:04] Darkangl: now that he's got her tied down he can feel her up
[21:04] mutantOrange: She's sitting there wondering what happened to Jesus and the choir of angels and her little dog Muffy
[21:04] cnote2000: Ernie interrogates a corpse hehehehe
[21:04] Darkangl: I like how the spine tail wags
[21:04] Darkangl: wonder if it wags a lot when she's happy
[21:04] Darkangl: :D
[21:04] mutantOrange: it's clearly stated in the Zombie handbook,
[21:04] TheBKing: BRAINS spell relief.
[21:04] Painful: hihi... dying tickles!
[21:04] cnote2000: hahaha
[21:04] cnote2000: well, being dead blows
[21:04] mutantOrange: makes me feel happy
[21:05] mutantOrange: llike raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
[21:05] cnote2000: warm woolen mittens
[21:05] Darkangl: hee hee
[21:05] mutantOrange: bright copper kettles and braaaaaaains
[21:05] TheBKing: Like the dog bite, like the bee sting, when I'm feeling saaaaad...
[21:05] TheBKing: I simply think of my fav-o-rite things, then I don't feel soooo baad.
[21:06] cnote2000: oh man
[21:06] mutantOrange: ooh, call up Bruce Campbell!
[21:06] Painful: the return of the living dead boobies...
[21:06] TheBKing: LOL
[21:06] TheBKing: Groovy.
[21:06] mutantOrange: Ash'll kick these fuckers squar in the nuts
[21:06] Darkangl: well they could always get that dead guy on the slab, put a blow torch in front of his ass, bend him over, and squeeze
[21:06] cnote2000: homeless brains!!!
[21:06] TheBKing: I'd let her eat my brains... and suck my #$*&!
[21:06] Darkangl: use him as a zombie flamethrower
[21:06] TheBKing: What a way to go!
[21:06] mutantOrange: man, when I jack off to this later it's gonna screw me up for years
[21:06] Darkangl: you wouldnt want yout hoo ha in her mouth
[21:07] cnote2000: oh my god
[21:07] Darkangl: trust me
[21:07] TheBKing: lol
[21:07] Painful: yes... I don't mind getting killed as long as my assailant is naked...
[21:07] cnote2000: Flock of Seaguls is still trying to get laid
[21:07] TheBKing: lool
[21:07] Darkangl: even when they're about to die, this guy can't get any
[21:07] TheBKing: So a naked guy is ok Frederik?
[21:07] Darkangl: hahahahah
[21:07] mutantOrange: i wonder if bits start flaking off her, er, netherregions
[21:07] Painful: technically yes...
[21:07] cnote2000: hold me tight!
[21:07] TheBKing: gotta be more specific there.
[21:07] TheBKing: lol
[21:07] TheBKing: LOL
[21:07] Darkangl: started acting funny?????
[21:07] Darkangl: I think we're way past thart
[21:07] Darkangl: that
[21:07] TheBKing: Why don't they all turn the tables. Eat the zombies brains!
[21:08] cnote2000: hahahaha!
[21:08] cnote2000: That would be funny
[21:08] Painful: Imagine the APB... "Naked guy, wielding chainsaw"...
[21:08] TheBKing: LOL
[21:08] Darkangl: they need to throw these guys in the damn furnace
[21:08] mutantOrange: wee chapel of the dawn?
[21:08] Darkangl: frank is funny
[21:08] TheBKing: lol
[21:08] cnote2000: did that say Wee chapel of the dawn
[21:08] Darkangl: he's really playing it to the hilt
[21:08] cnote2000: dammit!
[21:08] Darkangl: what a moron
[21:08] mutantOrange: which one?
[21:08] cnote2000: yeah stay with the pre zombie
[21:08] Darkangl: like she's really going to be able to help by staying
[21:09] cnote2000: poor Frank
[21:09] Painful: stupid girl... get eaten, see if we care...
[21:09] cnote2000: POLICE BRAINS!!!
[21:09] Darkangl: hee hee
[21:09] Darkangl: I wonder if they taste like pork?
[21:09] Darkangl: instead of chicken :)
[21:09] mutantOrange: at least she won't make much of a meal for him
[21:09] cnote2000: hahahaha!
[21:09] Painful: they taste like donuts...
[21:09] Darkangl: they probably taste like jelly donuts
[21:09] Darkangl: :)
[21:10] TheBKing: SEND MORE COPS!
[21:10] TheBKing: Hahahaha. I'll blow your fuckin' brains out!
[21:10] mutantOrange: wow, six shots really fast.
[21:10] TheBKing: Stupid cop.
[21:10] mutantOrange: shoulda got a better gun.
[21:10] TheBKing: send more cops.
[21:10] TheBKing: hee hee
[21:10] TheBKing: I GOT IT!
[21:10] TheBKing: That black dude is RICK JAMES!
[21:10] TheBKing: He's a super freak, super freak. He's super freaky. YOW!
[21:10] cnote2000: But he doesn't have a crack pipe
[21:10] Darkangl: oh man
[21:10] TheBKing: true.
[21:11] Darkangl: frank is doin the alka seltzer effect
[21:11] mutantOrange: Oh, great, the Convenient Bottle of Something to Solve All Our Problems
[21:11] TheBKing: lol
[21:11] mutantOrange: it hurts..... rub it sweetie and make it stop
[21:11] Painful: It's Miguel A Nunez...
[21:11] TheBKing: BRAINS!
[21:11] Painful: BRAIIIINS!
[21:11] cnote2000: what else was he in
[21:11] mutantOrange: ooh, strobe
[21:11] TheBKing: Cool music!
[21:11] TheBKing: Yeah!
[21:11] Darkangl: well he's movin pretty good now
[21:11] TheBKing: lol.
[21:12] cnote2000: Burt nailed him!
[21:12] Painful: Leprechaun 4
[21:12] TheBKing: Strike two.
[21:12] mutantOrange: man, the old ladies are gonna have a fit on Sunday morning
[21:12] TheBKing: OUCH!
[21:12] TheBKing: RBI!
[21:12] Darkangl: man
[21:12] TheBKing: AH! Holy Water!
[21:12] Darkangl: acid in the face
[21:12] Darkangl: nasty
[21:12] TheBKing: hee hee.
[21:12] mutantOrange: who moved all the pews?
[21:12] TheBKing: I know.
[21:12] TheBKing: God?
[21:12] Darkangl: oh so that's what they make holy water out of
[21:12] TheBKing: Snap out of it man!
[21:12] Darkangl: well that explains why it worked the way it did in the exorcist
[21:12] cnote2000: slapped like a bitch!
[21:12] TheBKing: LOL
[21:13] mutantOrange: Oh hell, they made it to the rectory!
[21:13] TheBKing: Trying to get out? I think he's succeeding.
[21:13] cnote2000: where are they getting all these nails?
[21:13] Darkangl: yeah no kiddin
[21:13] mutantOrange: they're gonna get baptized! We'll never kill them then@
[21:13] TheBKing: LOL
[21:13] mutantOrange: this whole movie's a big fuckin if.
[21:13] Darkangl: man
[21:14] TheBKing: Ernie needs his rubber duckie.
[21:14] Darkangl: if I caught acid in the eyes I'd be pissed too
[21:14] cnote2000: that guy's got Soul Glo
[21:14] TheBKing: LOL!
[21:14] Painful: hahahahahah!
[21:14] TheBKing: Coming to America.
[21:14] TheBKing: lol
[21:14] TheBKing: Soul Glo.
[21:14] cnote2000: YES!
[21:14] Painful: Eric LaSalle has Soul Glo...
[21:14] Darkangl: man if his foot was broke, he wouldn't be walking on it
[21:14] cnote2000: would he have zombie foot
[21:14] Darkangl: I had a hairline fracture in my knee once and that was the most intense pain I ever felt
[21:15] Darkangl: hahahah
[21:15] cnote2000: Swing away Burt
[21:15] TheBKing: Hit them with his...
[21:15] Painful: Zombie bashing... the new fad...
[21:15] TheBKing: SLEDGEHAMMER!
[21:15] mutantOrange: stealing a cop car, they could get a ticket for that
[21:15] Darkangl: he'd be walking around kicking people in the ass with his zombie foot
[21:15] cnote2000: I got hit in the nuts during a basketball game
[21:15] TheBKing: ....
[21:15] Darkangl: yeah honk the horn
[21:15] mutantOrange: use the wipers
[21:15] TheBKing: thanks for taht wonderful anecdote Todd.
[21:15] Darkangl: that'll make them get out of the way
[21:15] TheBKing: Hee hee.
[21:15] cnote2000: Trust me, I know what I'm doing
[21:15] cnote2000: Sledgehammer
[21:15] TheBKing: LOL
[21:15] TheBKing: hee hee.
[21:15] TheBKing: Who sings that song?
[21:15] mutantOrange: now take you shirt off and show me your braaaaains
[21:15] TheBKing: I forget...
[21:15] cnote2000: that was a great show
[21:16] TheBKing: Peter Gabrial.
[21:16] TheBKing: Great... so you just UNLEASHED THE ZOMBIES!
[21:16] cnote2000: HOLY SHIT!!!
[21:16] Darkangl: jesus
[21:16] TheBKing: DUMBASS!
[21:16] mutantOrange: this is thriller.... thriller night...
[21:16] Darkangl: I guess there were some other cemeteries near by
[21:16] cnote2000: It's a "plethora" of zombies!
[21:16] TheBKing: I'll do more to you, than any ghoul would ever dare tryyy...
[21:16] cnote2000: stupid honky
[21:16] TheBKing: LOL
[21:16] Darkangl: did he just call burt a stupid honky?
[21:16] cnote2000: YES!
[21:16] Painful: Do you even know what a "plethora" is?
[21:16] Darkangl: :P
[21:16] TheBKing: Todd... do you have a plethroa?
[21:17] cnote2000: I know what it means to have a plethora (mexican accent)
[21:17] Darkangl: yeah lets see him drive any better with a massive mob of zombies chasing his ass
[21:17] TheBKing: See... MOBY Will bring about the apocalypse!
[21:17] TheBKing: I KNEW IT!
[21:17] cnote2000: That bastard!
[21:17] mutantOrange: cleaaaarasil!
[21:17] TheBKing: lol
[21:17] cnote2000: poor Frank :(
[21:17] mutantOrange: i've seen fire and i've seen rain
[21:17] mutantOrange: i've seen suuny days that i thought would never end
[21:17] TheBKing: It's the ONE ring!
[21:18] Darkangl: hahahahah
[21:18] Darkangl: it cannot be melted by just any fire
[21:18] TheBKing: The Fellowship has been broken!
[21:18] cnote2000: would you like your Frank medium or medium rare?
[21:18] TheBKing: WELL DONE!
[21:18] mutantOrange: this is a non smoking furnace sir, you'll have tom step poutside
[21:18] cnote2000: INdeed!
[21:18] Painful: more police brains...
[21:18] Darkangl: I'd like mine medium rare please
[21:18] cnote2000: Medium rare it is:)
[21:18] cnote2000: Where's the media?
[21:19] Darkangl: that flock of seagulls guy looks familiar
[21:19] mutantOrange: blacck and limy like you?
[21:19] TheBKing: OH!
[21:19] TheBKing: man!
[21:19] mutantOrange: damn, that would've worked if i spelled it right
[21:19] TheBKing: I think Burt was an proffessional ball player ...
[21:19] TheBKing: in little league.
[21:19] Darkangl: hahaha
[21:20] cnote2000: Ernie's gonna try to cop a feel
[21:20] Darkangl: Ernie was a professional thief and a nut job in barney miller
[21:20] mutantOrange: cmon, tina, don't you love me?
[21:20] cnote2000: BRAINS!!!
[21:20] Painful: let me eat your braaaaaaiiiiiiiins!
[21:20] TheBKing: BATTER UP!
[21:20] TheBKing: BRAINS!
[21:20] mutantOrange: want me to usde a condom? is that it?
[21:20] Darkangl: that's the coolest looking zombie
[21:20] cnote2000: Burt Ruth!!
[21:20] TheBKing: Hahahaahahahaha.
[21:21] Darkangl: well it was till they knocked it's head off
[21:21] TheBKing: LOL
[21:21] cnote2000: 3rd step!
[21:21] TheBKing: Hey lets open up this cannister.
[21:21] TheBKing: lol
[21:21] cnote2000: a phone right there?
[21:21] TheBKing: lol
[21:21] mutantOrange: YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DALEK YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED
[21:21] cnote2000: jack shit
[21:22] TheBKing: OH YEEAH!
[21:22] cnote2000: MORE BRAINS!!!
[21:22] Darkangl: why didn't he just tell the guy they were zombies?
[21:22] cnote2000: These zombies rule!!!
[21:22] TheBKing: and the police force is gone in seconds.
[21:22] Painful: brain feast 2002....
[21:22] mutantOrange: OOh, naked chick again
[21:22] TheBKing: WET BOUNCING BOOBIES!
[21:22] Darkangl: like I said
[21:22] mutantOrange: All operators are currently busy
[21:22] Darkangl: fat women at a chinese buffet
[21:22] TheBKing: lol
[21:22] mutantOrange: please stand by.. with braaaaaains
[21:23] TheBKing: call GHOSTBUSTERS!
[21:23] Painful: let's call that guy from the beginning of the movie...
[21:23] mutantOrange: transylvania 6500
[21:23] Darkangl: thank you for calling 911 - your call is important to us - please hold
[21:23] Darkangl: :D
[21:23] cnote2000: colonel Blubber?
[21:23] mutantOrange: Oh, hell, it's the zombie outbreak line. to the batcave ethel!
[21:23] TheBKing: I'm surprised these two don't sleep in seperate beds...
[21:23] TheBKing: lol
[21:24] cnote2000: Dammit Ethe, I had sex for lunch!
[21:24] TheBKing: LOL
[21:24] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:24] Painful: haha..
[21:24] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[21:24] TheBKing: good one Todd!
[21:24] cnote2000: ONe for the night!:)
[21:24] TheBKing: lol
[21:24] cnote2000: look at his monogrammed pj's
[21:24] TheBKing: So what does the military do?
[21:24] cnote2000: that is one red room
[21:24] TheBKing: Watch and see.
[21:24] TheBKing: Duane, you won't see this one coming.
[21:24] mutantOrange: the computron 50000
[21:25] TheBKing: Commodore 64.
[21:25] TheBKing: Divide by 10 in minutes
[21:25] mutantOrange: CALL BRUCE CAMPBELL STOP.
[21:25] cnote2000: TRS-80
[21:25] TheBKing: add a whole column in an hour
[21:25] mutantOrange: DOWNLOADING PORN STOP
[21:25] TheBKing: Oh no!
[21:25] TheBKing: Louisvill Kentucky!
[21:25] cnote2000: What's left of the police dept.
[21:25] mutantOrange: he's talking into the mouse again
[21:25] TheBKing: Def Con 2
[21:25] cnote2000: Contingency plan?
[21:25] mutantOrange: Dick Cheney's got a plan.
[21:26] Darkangl: damn
[21:26] TheBKing: LOL
[21:26] Darkangl: too much 7up
[21:26] TheBKing: Four letter word....
[21:26] TheBKing: N
[21:26] TheBKing: U
[21:26] cnote2000: Hot Dog!
[21:26] TheBKing: K
[21:26] TheBKing: E
[21:26] mutantOrange: that's not a code, that's a recipe for goulash
[21:26] TheBKing: lol
[21:26] cnote2000: hahahahaha!
[21:26] mutantOrange: Big Fucking Gun armewd and ready sir
[21:26] cnote2000: this is gonna suck
[21:26] TheBKing: Louisville Kentucky is about to become a part of AMerican History.
[21:26] Painful: oh no...
[21:26] Painful: boobies!
[21:26] mutantOrange: that's the sound of your government at work for you
[21:27] TheBKing: BOOOOOMMMM!
[21:27] Darkangl: what the hell was that?
[21:27] TheBKing: Hey where's Godzilla?
[21:27] cnote2000: good job boys
[21:27] mutantOrange: my taxes paid for that!
[21:27] TheBKing: They nuked Louisville.
[21:27] Darkangl: they nuked it?
[21:27] cnote2000: those bastards!
[21:27] mutantOrange: where will I get my KFC now?
[21:27] Painful: hehehe... the phone plug came loose...
[21:27] TheBKing: Shoulda hit Nashville instead.
[21:27] TheBKing: Damn Grand Ole Opra.
[21:27] mutantOrange: same scenes again
[21:27] TheBKing: are you ready to party?
[21:27] TheBKing: yep.
[21:27] TheBKing: Saves money.
[21:27] cnote2000: Where will all the baseball bats come from?
[21:27] TheBKing: Same skeleton too.
[21:28] TheBKing: DO YOU WANT TO PARTY?
[21:28] mutantOrange: Thew dead have risen and they're voting republican!
[21:28] TheBKing: IT'S PARTY TIME!
[21:28] cnote2000: BRAINS!!!
[21:28] TheBKing: Bad dog!
[21:28] Darkangl: hahahah
[21:28] TheBKing: I guess this is a recap eh?
[21:28] Painful: yes... it was a time travel bomb...
[21:28] mutantOrange: THIS JOB FUCKIN SUCKS MAN
[21:28] TheBKing: MOBY!
[21:28] TheBKing: DAMN YOU!
[21:28] Darkangl: they should have shown bloopers at the end
[21:28] TheBKing: Show her boobs!
[21:28] mutantOrange: none time at band camp...
[21:29] Darkangl: hahaha
[21:29] Darkangl: IT WORKED IN THE MOVIE
[21:29] mutantOrange: man, this movie os a lot better with credits rolling over it
[21:29] TheBKing: It worked in the movies!
[21:29] TheBKing: LOL
[21:29] TheBKing: Hey!
[21:29] Painful: THE MOVIES LIED!
[21:29] cnote2000: I love it!
[21:29] Darkangl: is there any more or can I shut it down?
[21:29] TheBKing: What gives? 80's music!
[21:29] cnote2000: that's it
[21:29] TheBKing: I think that's it.
[21:29] mutantOrange: Man, was this ever punk?
[21:29] Darkangl: ok
[21:29] Darkangl: shutting down then
[21:29] TheBKing: Baby... your ass from here to town...
[21:29] Darkangl: well that was fun :)
[21:30] Painful: That's it folks... you don't have to go home but you can't stay here...