Re-Animator 11/07/2004

Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central
BKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
josh = Josh from Varied Celluloid
AgonyBooth = Albert from The Agony Booth
PinkiFresh = Alex from The Underground
Shadow = Tim from Shadow's B-Movie Graveyard

[19:48] Darkangl: ok we'll start at 1 second
[19:48] BKing: well those who have that, the movie starts immediately so one or two seconds will work.
[19:48] Darkangl: just as the first scene fades in
[19:48] BKing: perhaps
[19:48] PinkiFresh: i do
[19:48] AgonyBooth: mine has a dedication to David Gale
[19:48] BKing: hey cool
[19:49] josh: Alright, I have the school halfway faded in
[19:49] Darkangl: ok
[19:49] Shadow: same here
[19:49] BKing: ok
[19:49] BKing: that should do it then.
[19:49] BKing: Brian Morton.... this is for you. In loving memory of your VCR....
[19:49] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:49] Darkangl: wasn't his vcr
[19:49] BKing: ok we ready to rock?
[19:50] Darkangl: it was his computer
[19:50] AgonyBooth: Dedicated to the memory of Brian's computer
[19:50] BKing: oh... addendum.. in loving memory of Brian's PC.
[19:50] BKing: LOL
[19:50] BKing: damn it. beat me to it.
[19:50] BKing: ok.
[19:50] BKing: we all ready here?
[19:50] Shadow: ready
[19:50] Darkangl: ready
[19:50] josh: Let's roll this like a drunken hobo
[19:50] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:50] AgonyBooth: ok sure
[19:50] BKing: ok lol
[19:50] AgonyBooth: ready
[19:50] BKing: 5
[19:50] Darkangl: alex?
[19:50] PinkiFresh: r to e to the a to the d to the y yo
[19:50] Darkangl: ready?
[19:50] BKing: 4
[19:50] BKing: 2
[19:50] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:50] BKing: doh
[19:50] BKing: 3
[19:50] BKing: 2
[19:50] PinkiFresh: yea ^^
[19:51] BKing: 1
[19:51] BKing: GO GO GO
[19:51] BKing: we going?
[19:51] josh: Alex is trying to jack my style!
[19:51] Darkangl: yep
[19:51] josh: I'm on like a chicken bone
[19:51] Darkangl: you got jacked josh :D
[19:51] Darkangl: she pwned you ;)
[19:51] josh: PWND!
[19:51] PinkiFresh: whateva whateva...i do what i waaant
[19:51] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:51] BKing: This is the German branch of Miskatonic University isn't it?
[19:51] BKing: Herr Schwein!
[19:51] josh: Everyone has seen this right?
[19:52] Darkangl: I have
[19:52] BKing: yup
[19:52] Shadow: once...when it first came out
[19:52] Darkangl: a whole bunch of times
[19:52] BKing: multiple times.
[19:52] BKing: ahm... he did it.
[19:52] AgonyBooth: i was just giving him ketracel white!
[19:52] Shadow: hahahahahaha
[19:52] AgonyBooth: ahhhh... ds9 humor
[19:52] PinkiFresh: my friend wants to marry Jeffery Combs
[19:52] AgonyBooth: cue the drum machine!
[19:52] Shadow: Victory is life!
[19:52] BKing: hahahahahaha
[19:52] Darkangl: man
[19:52] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:52] Darkangl: is there anyone cooler than jeffrey combs?
[19:52] Shadow: nope
[19:52] BKing: Early Viagra tests gone horribly wrong!
[19:52] josh: Eye explosions, reason #1 this films rules
[19:53] Darkangl: he was just made for this part
[19:53] josh: I GAVE HIM LIFE
[19:53] BKing: you know what's funny?
[19:53] josh: I love this movie, more than my own children
[19:53] BKing: I have this CD with horror movie theme songs.
[19:53] Darkangl: I've seen him on star trek and in other movies and it's just not him
[19:53] BKing: And track 7 or so is supposed to be the Psycho theme.
[19:53] BKing: But it's actually the Re-Animator Theme
[19:53] Darkangl: somebody screwed up
[19:54] BKing: Either that or it's such a poorly done rendition of the Psycho theme that it sounds just like this instead.
[19:54] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:54] AgonyBooth: they're not that much alike
[19:54] Darkangl: I've heard themes that come off sounding like the theme from the exorcist
[19:54] BKing: and now, Disney's anatomical light show!
[19:54] josh: Featuring: Bunny Summers; worst name ever
[19:54] BKing: lol
[19:55] Shadow: better than Hugh Jass
[19:55] BKing: Scored by Charles Band.
[19:55] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:55] Darkangl: ol' chuck gets around don't he?
[19:55] AgonyBooth: directed by Amanda Hugandkiss
[19:55] PinkiFresh: woot
[19:55] BKing: MISKATONIC!
[19:55] josh: Hahaha
[19:55] Darkangl: man
[19:55] josh: Boobies!
[19:55] BKing: WHOA!
[19:55] josh: ... dead boobies...
[19:55] Shadow: all I came in for was a toothache!
[19:55] Darkangl: you'd think with all the shit that goes on at miskatonic, they'd have shut it down ages ago
[19:55] josh: BOOBIES!
[19:55] BKing: Those are middle aged boobies too.
[19:55] BKing: blech.
[19:55] Darkangl: hahah
[19:56] BKing: NO! This breasts are sagging! MORE SILICON! STAT!
[19:56] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:56] PinkiFresh: deliscious boobies
[19:56] PinkiFresh: wah...i can't spell
[19:56] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:56] josh: It's the boobs, they're affecting your brain
[19:56] AgonyBooth: yeck
[19:56] Shadow: works for me
[19:56] Darkangl: I didn't know you liked delicious boobies alex
[19:56] PinkiFresh: they're taking oer
[19:56] PinkiFresh: over
[19:57] PinkiFresh: i enjoy a good boobie
[19:57] Darkangl: you just got about 10 steps cooler on my cool scale :D
[19:57] josh: It's completely sex hot to the max
[19:57] BKing: LOL
[19:57] BKing: that black guy is so cool.
[19:57] AgonyBooth: that's what you think, mr. security guy
[19:57] PinkiFresh: hahaha...would you like me better if I told you that I made out with my best girlfriend?
[19:57] BKing: ???
[19:57] BKing: Yes!
[19:57] Darkangl: the requesite black security guard that don't really care about anything as long as he can drink his coffee and read his paper
[19:57] josh: !!!
[19:57] BKing: Yes I would.
[19:57] BKing: lol
[19:57] Darkangl: hell yeah alex :D
[19:58] PinkiFresh: hahahaha
[19:58] Darkangl: that'd give you an extra 50 points :D
[19:58] PinkiFresh: well, i did
[19:58] Darkangl: awesome :D
[19:58] BKing: mmmmm...... look at all these delicious buffet tables.
[19:58] Darkangl: man
[19:58] Darkangl: dude, doc...they got this thing called anti persperant
[19:58] AgonyBooth: are they performing lasik?
[19:58] Darkangl: it's really cool
[19:58] BKing: David Gale!
[19:59] josh: WEST
[19:59] Darkangl: west is such an instigator
[19:59] BKing: ROFL
[19:59] josh: I need a badass suit like that, then I could lay down some serious 'tude
[19:59] AgonyBooth: is that John Kerry?
[19:59] Darkangl: man he was so young here4
[19:59] josh: OhiOWNED!
[19:59] PinkiFresh: lol
[19:59] BKing: ROFL!
[19:59] Darkangl: OhiPwned :D
[19:59] BKing: good call Al.
[19:59] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:00] BKing: OOF
[20:00] josh: West calls 'em like he sees 'em.
[20:00] josh: I could probably take him in a fight, but I'd feel bad about it afterwards
[20:00] AgonyBooth: oh yeah... i bet she owns some leg warmers
[20:00] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:00] Darkangl: mmmmm young barbara crampton
[20:00] AgonyBooth: well that was abrupt
[20:00] BKing: no... no... YES!
[20:00] BKing: YES!
[20:00] Darkangl: yummy
[20:00] BKing: OH OH OH !
[20:01] BKing: YES YES OH YES!
[20:01] josh: SEX HOT!
[20:01] BKing: hey.... I'm not done!
[20:01] PinkiFresh: hehehe
[20:01] Darkangl: josh close your eyes
[20:01] Darkangl: you're too young to see this
[20:01] Darkangl: ;)
[20:01] josh: *closes eyes*
[20:01] Shadow: Anyone remember her scene in Body Double?
[20:01] Darkangl: never seen that one time
[20:01] AgonyBooth: yes!
[20:01] Darkangl: tim
[20:01] AgonyBooth: boob count 4!
[20:01] josh: Tell me when da nakie people is gone
[20:01] Darkangl: damn
[20:01] BKing: take your time.......
[20:01] Darkangl: nice boobage :D
[20:01] BKing: hey....
[20:01] BKing: Duane!!!!
[20:02] Darkangl: she looks better with long hair
[20:02] BKing: I think her shirt is... angorah!!!!!!
[20:02] Darkangl: really?
[20:02] BKing: I dunno.
[20:02] BKing: LOL
[20:02] josh: What kinda gold digging bitch, he has to get through med school first? Screw that. Drop out for spite!
[20:02] Darkangl: maybe he should check her pants
[20:02] BKing: rub it and see
[20:02] Darkangl: he might have been going in the wrong hole all this time
[20:02] PinkiFresh: lol///spite
[20:02] AgonyBooth: yeah!
[20:02] BKing: lol
[20:02] AgonyBooth: do her like OJ!
[20:03] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:03] Darkangl: one of life's little embarrassing moments
[20:03] josh: Herbert West don't play those kinda games! Exactly why he's cooler than Dan.
[20:03] AgonyBooth: hmm.. would you rent an apartment to that guy?
[20:03] Darkangl: I would
[20:03] josh: I would!
[20:03] Darkangl: he does some cool shit
[20:03] BKing: I would too.
[20:03] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:03] AgonyBooth: like making your eyes explode
[20:03] Darkangl: where else you gonna get a finger and eyeball creature?
[20:03] josh: I would be kind of angry if he killed my kittie or something though
[20:03] Darkangl: you can't pick that shit up at the pet store you know
[20:03] BKing: how generous. now they're on a first name basis.
[20:04] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:04] AgonyBooth: make it more obvious herbert
[20:04] AgonyBooth: does this building have a mad scientist lair?
[20:04] josh: Is it wrong to listen to music during the gathering?
[20:04] BKing: ROFL
[20:04] BKing: yes Josh. Very wrong.
[20:04] BKing: Criminal in fact.
[20:04] AgonyBooth: what kind of music josh?
[20:04] josh: Damnit
[20:04] Darkangl: yeah josh
[20:04] AgonyBooth: are you trying to find sychronicities
[20:04] Darkangl: listening to music during a gathering is a beating offense
[20:05] josh: Slick Rick for the moment, was going to follow with some Mr. Bungle... but since it's criminal... *hides under bed*
[20:05] BKing: Don't do it!
[20:05] PinkiFresh: excuse!
[20:05] BKing: He's such a smarmy little fucker.
[20:05] Darkangl: phone is understandable
[20:05] AgonyBooth: maybe josh is tripping out and he wants to enhance the viewing experience
[20:05] josh: Wait, wait, she can use the phone!? BEAT HER!!!
[20:05] BKing: LOL
[20:05] PinkiFresh: *runs off screaming*
[20:05] AgonyBooth: haha oh man...
[20:05] Darkangl: or you could always look at her pic and beat yourself
[20:05] AgonyBooth: this is like overdrawn at the memory bank
[20:05] josh: Well, Slick Rick is enough to make any white boy trip
[20:05] Darkangl: but not during the gathering please
[20:05] Darkangl: ;)
[20:06] BKing: hahahahahaha.... ha...... hahahaha......
[20:06] AgonyBooth: bone saw!!
[20:06] BKing: it's not on!!!!
[20:06] josh: C'mon Duane, taking all the fun out of the gathering
[20:06] BKing: Damn it David! Turn it on for real!
[20:06] Darkangl: no music josh
[20:06] BKing: the blade wasn't even spinning.
[20:06] Darkangl: that's final damn it
[20:06] josh: "Knocke 'em out the box Rick, Knock 'em out Rick" - alright, that's it. Back to Re-Animation!
[20:06] Darkangl: don't make me make you my pwned little bitch
[20:06] Darkangl: ;)
[20:06] BKing: SNAP!
[20:06] BKing: hahahahahaha
[20:07] josh: OH SNAP would be the proper terminology
[20:07] Darkangl: yep
[20:07] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:07] Darkangl: that was a good oh snap moment josh
[20:07] Darkangl: you should have included it in your article
[20:07] josh: I said it aloud during the eyeball scene, for real, I'm so pathetic :D
[20:07] BKing: man, he's not going to have any pencils after this class.
[20:07] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:07] josh: I love this scene
[20:07] BKing: hahaahahahahahahaha
[20:08] josh: Kerry and West are about to beat the shit out of each other I swear
[20:08] PinkiFresh: :-X trying to get my mom off the phone
[20:08] BKing: I suggest you get yourself a pen!
[20:08] Darkangl: he kinda looks like a skinny version of jeffrey tambor
[20:08] BKing: man he wants to rob the cradle... big time.
[20:08] Darkangl: yep
[20:08] Darkangl: dirty old fart
[20:09] josh: He's gonna hit it.
[20:09] Darkangl: and look at dad
[20:09] Darkangl: so oblivious
[20:09] BKing: David Gale is John Kerry in... Rock the Vote 2004!
[20:09] josh: Dad's pretending, he's trying to pimp her out
[20:09] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:09] Darkangl: yeah, they're gonna study sex ed
[20:09] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:10] Darkangl: nice observation jordy
[20:10] Darkangl: but can he cry at the end of an election
[20:10] Darkangl: he has to do that to get the part
[20:10] Darkangl: :D
[20:10] BKing: Hmm.......
[20:10] BKing: well David is dead so we're gonna have to dig him up and re-animate him.
[20:10] Darkangl: no pookie for you danny
[20:10] Darkangl: :D
[20:10] Darkangl: Herbert the Hermit
[20:11] Darkangl: man that cat was nasty
[20:11] Darkangl: funny as hell when he's running around with it on his back
[20:11] BKing: HEr cat sense must've kicked in.
[20:11] josh: It looks so real too!
[20:11] PinkiFresh: woot...i'ma back
[20:11] josh: The movie is over Alex, sorry
[20:11] Darkangl: looks like jim henson's kitty ;)
[20:11] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:11] PinkiFresh: :'-( mine's still running
[20:12] BKing: Open up a closet so that cat can leap out and scare you.
[20:12] AgonyBooth: yeah no kidding
[20:12] josh: It's a time warp thing, obviously something is real bad wrong in your part of the country
[20:12] Darkangl: josh has the vhs though alex
[20:12] AgonyBooth: just give us the big scare already
[20:12] Darkangl: it's so old it doesn't play at the right speed anymore
[20:12] Darkangl: so he finished way before us
[20:12] Darkangl: ;)
[20:12] BKing: lol
[20:12] PinkiFresh: hehehehe
[20:13] josh: Never... i'm totally watching it digital too... shutup!
[20:13] PinkiFresh: the kitty is so cute
[20:13] AgonyBooth: here it comes
[20:13] AgonyBooth: wait for it
[20:13] Darkangl: anyone know how they make the reanimation solution?
[20:13] josh: KITTY PWNAGE!
[20:13] BKing: MEOW MEOW MEOW!
[20:13] Darkangl: is it that stuff from the light sticks?
[20:13] BKing: yup
[20:13] josh: Meow mix won't deliver :(
[20:13] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:13] PinkiFresh: haha...glow sticks!
[20:13] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:13] Darkangl: that's the most intelligent looking cat I've ever seen!
[20:13] josh: *idiot raver jumps out of the closet, falls to floor*
[20:13] Darkangl: their IQ must increase after they get mangled
[20:14] PinkiFresh: hehe...ravers
[20:14] josh: My cat could kill you, with it's mind
[20:14] Darkangl: oh yeah, he had a personal vendetta against the cat
[20:14] Darkangl: that makes sense
[20:14] BKing: hahahahahahaahahahaha
[20:14] BKing: cat got it's head stuck in a jar.
[20:14] josh: All ravers will be executed under a Josh dictatorship!
[20:14] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:14] josh: Vote Josh, Vote Justice!... or we'll just conquer you anyway
[20:14] AgonyBooth: that cat was his mortal enemy
[20:14] BKing: OOF!
[20:14] Darkangl: oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
[20:15] Darkangl: blackmail
[20:15] BKing: SHAZAM!
[20:15] AgonyBooth: boo-yah!
[20:15] josh: Herbert's hair is so damn perfect, it's supernatural
[20:15] Darkangl: hahah
[20:15] AgonyBooth: Stop Making Sense
[20:15] Darkangl: devil cat on the loose
[20:15] Darkangl: you know what'd be cool is if the reanimated things eye glowed like the solution
[20:15] BKing: How hard is it to clean the place up!
[20:16] BKing: christ.
[20:16] BKing: take a day off from work/school and get things in order.
[20:16] BKing: ok... EAST!
[20:16] BKing: EAST!
[20:16] josh: They're young, young people don't clean jack
[20:16] AgonyBooth: way to go, dumbass
[20:16] PinkiFresh: slam bam thank you m'am
[20:16] josh: This scene always makes me laugh
[20:16] BKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:16] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[20:16] josh: This is so awesome
[20:16] Darkangl: awesome
[20:16] AgonyBooth: toonces is going ape shit
[20:17] BKing: hit him with the bat!!!
[20:17] josh: "GET IT OFFFA MEEE!!"
[20:17] Darkangl: just heard back from jeff thomas
[20:17] Darkangl: he's going to do the interview for the december issue
[20:17] AgonyBooth: cool duane
[20:17] AgonyBooth: who's jeff thomas?
[20:17] BKing: UFF
[20:17] BKing: Unidentified Flying Feline
[20:17] josh: Hahaha
[20:17] Darkangl: he wrote, directed and starred in 13 Seconds
[20:17] Darkangl: indie horror film
[20:18] AgonyBooth: awesome
[20:18] BKing: AH! CAT PUPPET!
[20:18] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:18] Darkangl: I reviewed it in the current issue
[20:18] AgonyBooth: he just shotputted that cat
[20:18] Darkangl: nasty
[20:18] Darkangl: BAD KITTY!
[20:18] Darkangl: BAD!!!!!
[20:18] BKing: kik'
[20:18] BKing: lol
[20:18] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:18] BKing: man what a sense of humor.
[20:18] josh: West is my hero, plain and simple
[20:18] Darkangl: man no one can be creepy like jeffrey combs
[20:18] BKing: Secret Re-Agent man....
[20:19] Darkangl: you know
[20:19] Darkangl: he's the kinda guy that you look at and say to yourself, "There is somthing SO wrong with him."
[20:19] Darkangl: susceptable to ass kissing
[20:19] Darkangl: forgot to put that in the list
[20:19] Darkangl: :D
[20:19] BKing: We can fight Death to the.... death.... and win!
[20:19] josh: Jeffrey Combs should have been my father, he could have taught me so much
[20:19] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:19] BKing: lol
[20:20] PinkiFresh: so women would throw panties at him?
[20:20] Darkangl: hahahahahahahaha
[20:20] BKing: want some sunny d?
[20:20] BKing: or gatorade?
[20:20] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:20] AgonyBooth: that poor cat
[20:20] Darkangl: I could see him catching panties
[20:20] josh: Hmmm, Sunny D...
[20:20] Darkangl: I despise sunny d
[20:20] AgonyBooth: meow meow meow, let me die, meow meow meow
[20:20] Darkangl: nasty stuff
[20:20] Darkangl: thick like a loogie
[20:20] josh: That's because your taste buds are retarded
[20:21] Shadow: ew
[20:21] PinkiFresh: not a fab either
[20:21] AgonyBooth: oh hi honey
[20:21] PinkiFresh: *fan
[20:21] Darkangl: again
[20:21] AgonyBooth: it's a funny story, honey...
[20:21] Darkangl: BAD KITTY! BAD!!!!!!!
[20:21] BKing: man I should watch Uninvited after this.
[20:21] BKing: That has a funny ass killer cat puppet in it too.
[20:21] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:21] josh: No! Not the kitty...
[20:21] AgonyBooth: uninvited is awesome
[20:21] BKing: yeah it is.
[20:21] Darkangl: after this you're playing empire earth with me
[20:21] AgonyBooth: is it on DVD yet?
[20:21] BKing: I'm having someone put it on DVD-R for me.
[20:21] BKing: Nope.
[20:21] BKing: Which sucks!
[20:21] AgonyBooth: damn!
[20:21] BKing: it needs to be on DVD
[20:22] AgonyBooth: killer cat puppets rule..
[20:22] Darkangl: this guy's an ass
[20:22] AgonyBooth: especially when they come out of the mouth of another cat
[20:22] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:22] josh: He may be an ass, but he has some killer glasses.
[20:23] BKing: OOF!
[20:23] Shadow: x ray specs
[20:23] Darkangl: he uses them to look at boobage on the female students :D
[20:23] josh: This is great
[20:24] BKing: that dude survives on coffee and cigars. I swear!
[20:24] Darkangl: like there IS anything else jordy
[20:24] BKing: Meatball?! I'm not even vaguely Italian!
[20:24] BKing: well....
[20:24] josh: There should be a spinoff movie for that security guard, I want to know his stories.
[20:24] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:24] Darkangl: yeah
[20:24] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:24] Darkangl: that'd be funny
[20:24] BKing: ROFL
[20:25] josh: "You've seen him in Re-Animator... now, hear his side of the story"
[20:25] josh: Then the film has nothing to do with Re-Animator
[20:25] Darkangl: the naughty adventures of Barbara Streisand and the security guard that smelled like coffe and cigars.
[20:25] BKing: RPF:
[20:25] josh: It focuses on his time as a private detective fighting crime
[20:25] BKing: ROFL
[20:25] BKing: ROFL
[20:25] Darkangl: long title, but an intriguing story
[20:25] BKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:25] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:26] josh: "start the damn recorder!" - West gets intimidating!
[20:26] Darkangl: dan doesn't make a very good assistant
[20:26] josh: He just gets nervous around dead people.
[20:27] Darkangl: he's always so freaked out, it's like working with steve irkel on downers
[20:27] josh: Why he hasn't flunked out is beyond me
[20:27] Darkangl: well he USED to be a responsible medical student
[20:28] BKing: oh shit.
[20:28] BKing: that's 35 ccs os Re-agent.
[20:28] BKing: no wonder this dude goes ballistic.
[20:28] josh: Yeah, back when he didn't save that woman's life in his first scene - I think not. Dan is just a moron.
[20:28] Darkangl: that'll get the ol' heart goin
[20:28] Darkangl: at least he was trying
[20:29] Darkangl: more than can be said for the frizzy redhead with the stethascope
[20:29] AgonyBooth: uh oh
[20:29] AgonyBooth: meatloaf is pissed
[20:29] josh: OH SNAP!
[20:29] BKing: HULK SMASH!
[20:29] BKing: hahahahaa
[20:29] BKing: meatloaf.
[20:29] AgonyBooth: gnarly
[20:30] josh: This naked man prancing around isn't helping my ice cream go down
[20:30] BKing: hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
[20:30] Darkangl: I love the crunching sound
[20:30] BKing: ick, he's purple.
[20:30] BKing: tag team the fucker.
[20:31] AgonyBooth: the bone saw!
[20:31] BKing: it's not on again.
[20:31] josh: This is yummy
[20:31] AgonyBooth: oh yeah
[20:31] AgonyBooth: great stuff
[20:32] josh: This movie should be screened for children, for what reason, I'm not sure.
[20:32] Darkangl: you know, it seems like the only way to kill a reanimated corpse would be to sever the head
[20:32] Darkangl: the re-agent should keep the body alive no matter what
[20:33] BKing: hey.......
[20:33] Darkangl: plastic rules!
[20:33] Darkangl: man
[20:33] Darkangl: what happened to that guy
[20:33] AgonyBooth: better living through plastic
[20:33] BKing: the re-agent stuff is almost full again?!
[20:33] Darkangl: that's creepy
[20:33] BKing: what gives?!
[20:34] Darkangl: get the bone saw ready
[20:34] Darkangl: :D
[20:34] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:34] Darkangl: he had more than one bottle jordy
[20:35] Darkangl: I see nipples
[20:35] Darkangl: TURKEY'S DONE!
[20:35] BKing: no. he only has one bottle.
[20:35] Darkangl: just in time for thanksgiving too :D
[20:35] Shadow: I'll put my shirt on Duane
[20:35] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:35] Darkangl: the three finger choke hold
[20:35] Darkangl: nah don't bother tim
[20:35] Darkangl: your nipples are sexy :D
[20:35] josh: I wish my dad was like the crazed psychopath :(
[20:36] josh: West's excuse is, hehe, oh man...
[20:36] AgonyBooth: west has a reasonable excuse for everything
[20:36] Darkangl: yeah
[20:36] AgonyBooth: awww.. dan is cold
[20:36] Darkangl: that's what makes him so cool :D
[20:36] BKing: hahahahahaha
[20:37] BKing: he is so cold and calculated. I love Herbert West.
[20:37] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:37] BKing: He blinded me with science!!!!
[20:37] AgonyBooth: so halsey's happy to be alive i see
[20:38] josh: Who wouldn't be!?
[20:38] Darkangl: dude
[20:38] BKing: LOL
[20:38] josh: Zombies are mega keen!
[20:38] Darkangl: sharon just got back from wal mart
[20:38] BKing: I'll open the skull here and fuck him in the brain!
[20:38] BKing: lol
[20:38] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:38] Darkangl: she said the guy that checked her out looked just like jordan
[20:38] josh: She buy me anything?
[20:38] BKing: what?
[20:38] Darkangl: only without glasses
[20:38] BKing: god damn it they fucking cloned me again!!!!
[20:38] Shadow: evil twin
[20:38] josh: A TWINNER!
[20:39] Shadow: or good twin
[20:39] Darkangl: man
[20:39] BKing: Joshy you knows about Twinners?
[20:39] AgonyBooth: yeah.. jordan is the evil twin
[20:39] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:39] Darkangl: she looked stoned in that shot
[20:39] BKing: lol
[20:39] BKing: sho nuff
[20:39] josh: Are we talking about Stephen king? 'Cause yeah :)
[20:39] BKing: hahahahahaahahahaha
[20:39] BKing: hey this isn't soft...
[20:39] BKing: WHOMP!
[20:39] BKing: WHOMP!
[20:39] BKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha.
[20:39] BKing: Time for your MEDS!
[20:39] AgonyBooth: damn.. that guy totally blew john kerry's chance to get laid
[20:40] AgonyBooth: send in the fat boys!
[20:40] PinkiFresh: X-D
[20:40] BKing: it's a mental patient rodeo!
[20:40] BKing: lol
[20:40] Darkangl: you know
[20:40] josh: Where are the disorderlies?
[20:41] BKing: give him a matching bruise.
[20:41] Darkangl: with all the shootin' up that goes on in this movie, I'm surprised they didn't make West's character a female and get Yasmine Bleeth to play it ;)
[20:41] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:41] AgonyBooth: the obligatory yasmine bleeth reference!
[20:41] AgonyBooth: the tradition lives on!
[20:41] Darkangl: yeah well
[20:41] BKing: hahahaha.
[20:41] BKing: he still has the cat?
[20:41] Darkangl: thought I'd throw that one in here even though it was kinda lame
[20:41] Darkangl: I couldn't think of any other parts that would apply
[20:41] Darkangl: :)
[20:42] Darkangl: I want to know why I lost the election
[20:42] BKing: ROFL
[20:42] Darkangl: when we both know that my head, is quite big.
[20:42] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:42] BKing: Hey Doc... why so long in the facE?!
[20:42] BKing: HA!
[20:42] Darkangl: LMAO
[20:42] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:42] Darkangl: nice jordy
[20:43] BKing: thanks. Wasn't an original joke, but it applies.
[20:43] AgonyBooth: i am a scientist!
[20:43] BKing: We should watch more David Gale films.
[20:43] josh: He's hypnotizing him with his democrat magic.
[20:43] BKing: He plays the same guy in every film.
[20:43] Darkangl: uh oh
[20:43] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:43] BKing: Always has the hypnosis power.
[20:43] josh: *eye beams* !!!
[20:43] Darkangl: he's givin' him the fuad ramses patented wonky hypnotic eye
[20:43] AgonyBooth: what about the Life of David Gale?
[20:43] BKing: dear diary... I'm totally in love with my new roomated.
[20:43] AgonyBooth: is that about him?
[20:43] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:43] BKing: But his fucking cat is driving me up the wall.
[20:44] BKing: LOL
[20:44] Darkangl: LMAO
[20:44] Darkangl: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:44] Darkangl: :D
[20:44] BKing: what?
[20:44] PinkiFresh: haha...that'sa good movie
[20:44] Darkangl: what you just said
[20:44] AgonyBooth: this guy has a padded cell right next to his office?
[20:44] Darkangl: that was funny as hell
[20:44] AgonyBooth: with a window to look in?
[20:44] Darkangl: you know
[20:44] BKing: ;-)
[20:44] BKing: thank ye
[20:44] Darkangl: a little slap in the back of the head
[20:45] Darkangl: microscope through the eye
[20:45] Darkangl: it'd be all over
[20:45] josh: That's how I would do it
[20:45] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:45] josh: But, you've got to hand it to Herbert, his way gets the job done just as well
[20:45] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:45] Darkangl: they already do that jordy
[20:45] BKing: lol
[20:45] AgonyBooth: i will be president!
[20:45] josh: Hahahah
[20:45] BKing: oh man.
[20:46] Darkangl: will be a severed head with bat wings in the second movie
[20:46] BKing: LOL
[20:46] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:46] AgonyBooth: it's the brain that wouldn't die!
[20:46] Darkangl: totally
[20:46] BKing: Inspiriational!
[20:46] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:46] BKing: hahahahahah
[20:46] Darkangl: I love how he just slams it down there
[20:46] BKing: The Democrat that wouldn't die!
[20:46] AgonyBooth: prop him up on a meat thermometer
[20:46] BKing: now a big ole retarded monster will charge out of the closet.
[20:47] Darkangl: he shouldn't have done this
[20:47] Darkangl: bringing the head back here totally screwed him in the second movie
[20:47] AgonyBooth: he shouldn't?
[20:47] AgonyBooth: did he finally cross that ethical line?
[20:47] BKing: yup
[20:47] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:47] Darkangl: he should have started with the head
[20:47] Darkangl: and just left the body alone
[20:47] BKing: hahahahaha
[20:47] josh: There is no ethical line in re-animating the dead, you're thinking of produce and psychology.
[20:47] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[20:48] AgonyBooth: how can a head talk without lungs
[20:48] BKing: amazing isn't it?
[20:48] Darkangl: I know
[20:48] Darkangl: cause he's totally making breathing sounds
[20:48] BKing: hahahahahahaaha
[20:48] PinkiFresh: mmmm...impossibleeee
[20:48] BKing: hahahaha
[20:48] josh: If you chopped my head off, I bet I could talk.
[20:48] Darkangl: I thought you were good at multitasking tim?
[20:48] PinkiFresh: for 30 secs while your body runs aroundin a circle?
[20:49] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:49] josh: Yes, absolutely
[20:49] Darkangl: like a cat on cocaine
[20:49] PinkiFresh: lol
[20:49] Shadow: I am, but I keep having to fast forward the damn tape to catch up to where you guys are at
[20:49] BKing: ROFL
[20:49] PinkiFresh: we gave our dog scotch once and it got drunk
[20:49] BKing: hahahahahaha
[20:49] Darkangl: seriously?
[20:49] BKing: are you serious Tim?
[20:49] BKing: ROFL
[20:49] Shadow: yes.
[20:49] BKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:49] Shadow: its weird
[20:49] Darkangl: jeez that's weird
[20:49] BKing: everyone talks in slow motion too eh?
[20:49] BKing: ;-)
[20:49] josh: I think I read that pigs can become alchoholics recently
[20:49] Darkangl: we're at 59 minutes
[20:50] Shadow: I'll be even then a few scenes later I'm 2 or 3 minutes behind
[20:50] Darkangl: weird
[20:50] AgonyBooth: your father's not having a good day, meghan
[20:50] PinkiFresh: reallu? igs
[20:50] PinkiFresh: ?
[20:50] Shadow: an hour and 12 here.
[20:50] Shadow: Is this an extended version?
[20:50] Darkangl: and she's all, "Serves the old bastard right for touching me when I was a little girl!"
[20:50] josh: Yeah, can't remember where I read it, but it seemed reasonable
[20:51] Darkangl: you're way ahead of us tim
[20:51] PinkiFresh: who's giving pigs alcohol?
[20:51] Darkangl: 1 hour and 10 seconds here
[20:51] josh: Bored farmers
[20:51] josh: Was that an Akira reference?
[20:51] BKing: I'm behind by like 5 seconds.
[20:51] BKing: I dunno.
[20:51] PinkiFresh: hahaha, point taken
[20:51] BKing: lol
[20:51] Darkangl: LMAO
[20:51] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:51] BKing: I like how he adds that in.
[20:51] Shadow: ok , the headless guy jus tcame through a door with his head in atray
[20:51] BKing: And he wanted you to disappear!
[20:51] josh: I had a friend who had a bunch of pigs... I have a disturbing story about childbirth, but I'll keep it to myself.
[20:52] Darkangl: not yet here tim
[20:52] Shadow: tell me when
[20:52] Darkangl: now tim
[20:52] Darkangl: he just walked through the door
[20:52] PinkiFresh: i hate it when kids call their parent's "parental units"
[20:52] PinkiFresh: mad enough to kill
[20:52] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:52] Darkangl: little pet peeve there alex?
[20:52] Shadow: thats an hour and 14 minutes for me
[20:53] PinkiFresh: i have plenty of those
[20:53] AgonyBooth: how about rental units
[20:53] AgonyBooth: or just rentals
[20:53] BKing: OH YEAH!
[20:53] Darkangl: hour and 2 minutes here
[20:53] BKing: that's some good shizzle!
[20:53] Shadow: wierd
[20:53] Darkangl: did you remember to reset your counter when you started the movie?
[20:53] PinkiFresh: ew...
[20:53] Darkangl: maybe that's why the time is off
[20:53] BKing: hahahahahaha
[20:53] Shadow: yup
[20:53] PinkiFresh: that gave me a little flare of rage in the frontal lobe
[20:53] Darkangl: dunno then
[20:53] Darkangl: that's weird
[20:53] BKing: hahahahahaha
[20:53] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:53] BKing: why does he have blood in his fridge?
[20:53] Shadow: maybe its the vcr
[20:53] AgonyBooth: i hope that blood type matches
[20:54] BKing: Plasma jacuzzi
[20:54] AgonyBooth: aaaalan..
[20:54] Darkangl: man
[20:54] BKing: Get John Edwards.... we're putting plan B into action.
[20:54] Darkangl: you'd think they'd clean him up
[20:55] BKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:55] josh: Plaaaaaaaaaan Beeeeeeeee
[20:55] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:55] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:55] BKing: Time for you to come out of the closet... nooooowwwwww.......
[20:55] BKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:55] BKing: this is awesome.
[20:55] AgonyBooth: excuse me sir, you dropped your ear
[20:56] BKing: Boudoir?
[20:56] josh: That security guard is so damn awesome
[20:56] BKing: never read that one.
[20:56] AgonyBooth: well, back to Boudoir magazine
[20:56] Darkangl: I'd get up and get it for you...but I have a boner under the desk
[20:56] BKing: break time!
[20:56] BKing: in other words....
[20:56] BKing: COFFEE TIME!
[20:56] PinkiFresh: is he going to keep it in his medicine drawer?
[20:56] BKing: hahahahaha
[20:56] AgonyBooth: betterrrr
[20:56] AgonyBooth: call teresaaaaaa
[20:57] josh: Hehehe
[20:58] AgonyBooth: i feel horrible.. you know... about killing your dad
[20:58] AgonyBooth: and all that stuff
[20:58] BKing: Paranoia Paranoia Dr. Hill's coming to get me.
[20:58] BKing: Just say you never met me, don't know nothing 'bout no Re-Agent!
[20:58] BKing: awwww.......
[20:58] josh: He just fucked up her dad for life, there are worse things.
[20:59] BKing: NO! The balsa wood door!
[20:59] josh: Well, post-life... or something.
[20:59] Darkangl: after life
[20:59] Darkangl: ex-life
[20:59] josh: Alright, here we go
[20:59] BKing: former life
[20:59] BKing: LOL
[21:00] josh: Gettin' some head
[21:00] AgonyBooth: oh yessss
[21:00] Darkangl: the cool part is
[21:00] BKing: hey.... he's got Teri Bradshaw laying right next to him.
[21:00] Darkangl: he makes her dad do it
[21:00] BKing: DADDY NO!
[21:00] AgonyBooth: yes! boobies!
[21:00] josh: That's when you know you're a badass, if you can make dad watch
[21:00] BKing: ewww..... zombie lust.
[21:00] BKing: hahahahahahahaaha
[21:00] BKing: good call josh.
[21:00] BKing: hey bondage.
[21:00] BKing: he's checking out her bush.
[21:00] josh: Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
[21:00] AgonyBooth: i vote for bush
[21:00] BKing: ROFL
[21:01] BKing: hahahahahahaha
[21:01] BKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[21:01] AgonyBooth: hahah
[21:01] AgonyBooth: kerry's going for some bush
[21:01] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[21:01] BKing: I'm also enjoying this breat fondling vicariously.
[21:01] josh: Every movie needs a scene like this
[21:01] BKing: lol
[21:01] PinkiFresh: haha
[21:02] BKing: this is awesome.
[21:02] AgonyBooth: awww.. that's flattering
[21:02] BKing: undead nipple sucking.
[21:02] josh: Ghost would have been 10x better if Swayze chopped his head off and started licking on Demi Moore.
[21:02] BKing: I envy this man.
[21:02] Darkangl: why don't she just stick her fingers in his eyes
[21:02] josh: Bowling style
[21:03] BKing: Kerry is headed down the Bush trail.
[21:03] josh: This is such a badass line
[21:03] josh: Haha, doesn't the whole film seem sort of like two badass scientists heading for the ultimate collision. Like, a battle of wills and... science.
[21:04] BKing: LOL
[21:04] josh: Nakedness all around!
[21:05] BKing: The dead have no shame.
[21:06] BKing: hahahahahaha
[21:06] Shadow: what part are you guys at?
[21:06] AgonyBooth: hmm.. how to explain this
[21:06] AgonyBooth: hahah
[21:06] BKing: hahahahahaha
[21:06] josh: Umm, John Kerry's head is getting squished
[21:06] Darkangl: halsey is head butting the doctor
[21:06] BKing: well dad is headbutting Hill's head.
[21:06] Darkangl: now he's crushing his head
[21:07] BKing: OVERDOSE!!!!!!
[21:07] BKing: Now that's a battlecry we should all adopt.
[21:07] josh: I'm going to remember that next time I'm in a fight
[21:07] BKing: ROFL
[21:08] BKing: man that reminds me of Dead-Alive.
[21:08] josh: That'll unleash my wrath
[21:08] BKing: LOL
[21:08] josh: Yeah, very Peter Jackson-esque
[21:08] Darkangl: this was such an awesome scene
[21:08] Darkangl: all around
[21:08] BKing: hahahahahahahaha
[21:08] josh: Nothing in this film is un-awesome. It's... without flaw!
[21:09] AgonyBooth: it's flawless!
[21:09] AgonyBooth: of all the things that are not awesome, this film is not one of them
[21:09] josh: It's... completely flawless!... or something
[21:09] josh: Hahaha
[21:09] BKing: hang on I"ll be right back!
[21:10] josh: If you don't die on the way to where you're going
[21:10] Darkangl: hey
[21:10] BKing: hahahahaha
[21:10] Darkangl: wasn't that the biker from the village people?
[21:10] Darkangl: something about the moustache looked familiar
[21:10] Darkangl: ;)
[21:10] AgonyBooth: gee.. meg is gonna die.. i wonder if he'll re-animate her
[21:10] BKing: man now he's massaging her chest.
[21:10] BKing: this girl gets around.
[21:11] BKing: dude, you broke all her ribs! JUST STOP!
[21:11] Darkangl: man that's a gnarly bruise on his head
[21:11] Darkangl: that's gonna be throbbing tomorrow
[21:12] josh: *cue the sad music*
[21:12] BKing: well he ruined her life and got her killed.
[21:12] BKing: way to go Romeo!
[21:12] AgonyBooth: ewww
[21:12] AgonyBooth: macking on her corpse
[21:12] josh: I think it's wrong to do it with dead chicks, but that's just me
[21:12] Darkangl: hey she ain't cold yet
[21:12] Darkangl: she's good to go! :D
[21:12] BKing: Wait.... what's this???
[21:12] AgonyBooth: light bulb moment!
[21:12] BKing: cue re-animator theme....
[21:12] BKing: I still have some PREDATOR blood (trademarked) leftover!
[21:13] BKing: I wonder how many yellow highlighters were drained of precious ink to make that stuff.
[21:13] josh: Ahh, good thinking Dan. As long as the blood is pumping again, who's to say judge what you do with the body
[21:13] josh: who's to judge* bah!
[21:13] BKing: SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:13] Darkangl: nice touch at the end
[21:13] josh: TEH END!
[21:13] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[21:13] BKing: stay tuned for hilarious bloopers
[21:13] AgonyBooth: yeah that was awesome
[21:14] Shadow: what are your times?
[21:14] AgonyBooth: is there stuff after the credits?
[21:14] BKing: 83 minutes
[21:14] Darkangl: 1:23:07
[21:14] josh: 10:13pm
[21:14] BKing: nope
[21:14] BKing: ROFL
[21:14] BKing: hahahahahaa
[21:14] josh: :D
[21:14] BKing: 11:14 PM
[21:14] josh: You're ahead of me!
[21:14] BKing: lol
[21:14] BKing: yup
[21:14] BKing: slow ass bitch.
[21:14] Shadow: mine ended at an hour and 31 minutes
[21:14] Darkangl: no shit?
[21:14] BKing: lol
[21:14] josh: Slow down so I can catch up damnit!
[21:14] BKing: guess you had the extended edition?
[21:14] BKing: ROFL
[21:14] Darkangl: I wonder if that's accurate
[21:14] Darkangl: maybe we got ripped off here
[21:14] Darkangl: :)
[21:15] Shadow: really. and I amde sure the counter was set at zero when the first fade in occured.
[21:15] Darkangl: dunno what to tell you man
[21:15] Darkangl: that's really strange
[21:15] Shadow: weird
[21:15] BKing: your's didn't have a musical number early on did it Tim?
[21:15] AgonyBooth: hmmm
[21:15] AgonyBooth: haha
[21:15] josh: I'm a little bummed to miss the new Simpsons
[21:15] Shadow: no but there was a dance sequence
[21:15] BKing: LOL
[21:15] AgonyBooth: new Simpsons?
[21:15] Darkangl: oh ok
[21:15] Darkangl: I missed that
[21:15] BKing: damn Bollywood bootlegs!
[21:15] AgonyBooth: i haven't watched a new Simpsons in 5 years
[21:15] Shadow: maybe mine is from India
[21:15] josh: Treehouse of Horror
[21:15] Darkangl: now I feel cheated
[21:16] BKing: same here Al.
[21:16] Darkangl: I want hot indian chicks in my copy too
[21:16] BKing: I used to watch it religiously.
[21:16] BKing: hahahahahaha
[21:16] josh: The Treehouse eps are the only ones I watch anymore, it's a ritual
[21:16] Shadow: taping it as we
[21:16] Darkangl: I haven't watched the simpsons in longer than that probably
[21:16] Darkangl: it got old
[21:16] josh: Damn you Time!
[21:16] Darkangl: really old
[21:16] AgonyBooth: man, nobody from the Agony Booth forums showed up for this
[21:16] AgonyBooth: punks.
[21:16] josh: Tim*
[21:16] Shadow: time?
[21:16] Darkangl: all the same jokes and stuff all the time
[21:16] PinkiFresh: :):)
[21:16] BKing: oh well. no loss man. we had a good Gathering.
[21:16] Darkangl: 1:25:42 at the end of the credits
[21:16] BKing: biggest one this year probly.
[21:17] AgonyBooth: i guess i have no clout after all
[21:17] Darkangl: yeah too bad brian was having problems
[21:17] BKing: lol
[21:17] BKing: yeah.
[21:17] Darkangl: you know
[21:17] BKing: his computer probably exploded.
[21:17] josh: Did he ever get back to you Duane?
[21:17] AgonyBooth: geez.. how many deleted scenes are there on this thing?
[21:17] Darkangl: he rented this once before for this gathering
[21:17] BKing: 15
[21:17] Darkangl: the first time we tried to do it
[21:17] AgonyBooth: i see 1-8
[21:17] Darkangl: and the gathering fell apart
[21:17] AgonyBooth: 9-16
[21:17] AgonyBooth: and a dream sequence
[21:17] BKing: whoops 16
[21:17] Darkangl: now he got it and we had the gathering but he couldn't get here
[21:17] BKing: lol
[21:17] Darkangl: that sucks
[21:17] Darkangl: poor guy
[21:17] AgonyBooth: and a musical number
[21:18] BKing: lol
[21:18] Darkangl: no he never got back to me josh
[21:18] josh: That does indeed suck
[21:18] Shadow: dance of the sugar plum zombies
[21:18] BKing: hahahahahaha
[21:18] BKing: LMAO
[21:18] josh: I hate to cut it short as usual, but man am I tired as all hell.
[21:18] Darkangl: oh wait, at 1:45:37 there's a midget in a jumpsuit bouncing up and down on a trampoline
[21:18] Darkangl: hey cool!
[21:18] Shadow: male or female?
[21:18] Darkangl: midgetage!
[21:19] Darkangl: female
[21:19] Darkangl: no wait
[21:19] Darkangl: it has a moustache
[21:19] Darkangl: male I guess
[21:19] Shadow: Gimli!
[21:19] Darkangl: hard to tell in a jumpsuit
[21:19] Darkangl: ;)
[21:19] Darkangl: I think midget chicks are teh josh would say
[21:20] josh: I would never say midget chicks are teh hawt
[21:20] PinkiFresh: ewww...midgets are creepy
[21:20] Darkangl: at least he would if midgets didn't freak his ass out all to hell
[21:20] BKing: ok Joshy
[21:20] josh: Take ther word for it, she's right
[21:20] Darkangl: midget chicks are hot
[21:20] BKing: LOL
[21:20] Darkangl: :D
[21:20] PinkiFresh: their torsos are normal but their limbs are small
[21:20] BKing: I think you're alone in that department duaner.
[21:20] Darkangl: I know
[21:20] Darkangl: like I :D
[21:20] josh: Alex is a genius, end of discussion
[21:20] BKing: lol
[21:20] Darkangl: I know I know
[21:20] PinkiFresh: B-P
[21:20] Darkangl: no one appreciates hot midget chicks but me
[21:21] Darkangl: but I love 'em
[21:21] AgonyBooth: yeah..
[21:21] josh: Well, there is a small minority of you
[21:21] AgonyBooth: you can have em all Duane
[21:21] PinkiFresh: ewwww! I looked at midget porn was creeped out
[21:21] AgonyBooth: midget porn? haha
[21:21] BKing: lol
[21:21] AgonyBooth: never thought to look for that one
[21:21] Darkangl: midget porn rules too
[21:21] PinkiFresh: %-)
[21:21] BKing: lol
[21:21] josh: I've never actually sat through any midget porn, couldn't bring myself to it
[21:21] AgonyBooth: let's see...
[21:21] PinkiFresh: I just looked at pictures
[21:21] AgonyBooth: search on midget porn
[21:21] Shadow: I would never stoop so low ;)
[21:21] josh: Oh, well I've seen pictures ;)
[21:21] BKing: hey what's next all?
[21:22] AgonyBooth: haha
[21:22] Darkangl: brb phone
[21:22] BKing: time for our two hour discussion.
[21:22] BKing: LOL
[21:22] BKing: doh.
[21:22] AgonyBooth: okay i'm already sick
[21:22] PinkiFresh: BUT...I have issues about limbs not being the right size
[21:22] josh: Exactly, Duane's just a freak
[21:22] BKing: oh so you're picky about a guy's manhood huh? Well sometimes it's not ment to be the size of a Louisville slugger ok?! SO bACK OFF!!!
[21:22] PinkiFresh: 8-O long arms are scaaaaaary
[21:22] BKing: LOL
[21:22] Darkangl: I am a freak
[21:22] BKing: yup
[21:22] Darkangl: a freak for midget chicks :D
[21:22] BKing: a super freak.
[21:22] PinkiFresh: super freaky yeah
[21:22] BKing: He's a super freak, super freak. He's supa freaky YOW!
[21:23] josh: You're cold blooded!
[21:23] BKing: He's a very kinky guuuuy....
[21:23] BKing: he loves midget porn and nachos!
[21:23] PinkiFresh: the kind you don't take home to motha
[21:23] BKing: LOL
[21:23] Shadow: Mothra?
[21:23] josh: Yes!
[21:23] BKing: ROFL
[21:23] BKing: ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[21:23] PinkiFresh: no giant monster
[21:24] BKing: mom = giant monster
[21:24] BKing: trust me. that role never changes.
[21:24] josh: Giant monster Vs. Midget - pornography for the ages
[21:24] Darkangl: actually
[21:24] BKing: lol
[21:24] PinkiFresh: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww