Phantasm 1/8/2003

cnote2000 = Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
TheBKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
AgonyBooth = Albert from The Agony Booth
mutantorange = Kenneth from Mutant Orange
Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central

 

[19:14] cnote2000: is everyone ready to rumble
[19:14] Darkangl: yep
[19:14] AgonyBooth: i'm ready
[19:14] mutantorange: Dynamo Go!
[19:14] TheBKing: almost there.
[19:14] TheBKing: hang on.
[19:15] Darkangl: I'd rather be doing Phantasm II or III but whoever the hell owns the rights to them is sitting on them and not getting the DVD's out. :P
[19:15] Darkangl: jerks
[19:15] cnote2000: I have II on tape right here
[19:15] Darkangl: I had II and III on tape too
[19:15] cnote2000: The Ball is back!
[19:15] TheBKing: Yeah two was sweet too.
[19:15] Darkangl: I want them on DVD
[19:15] TheBKing: Three was kick ass too.
[19:15] TheBKing: Was Oblivion bad Duaner?
[19:15] Darkangl: and the region 2 dvd's of them suck apparently
[19:15] mutantorange: They have some cool Phantasm stuff on blackestheart.com
[19:15] Darkangl: bad?
[19:15] cnote2000: like Axl said, Patience
[19:15] Darkangl: well
[19:15] Darkangl: let's see...
[19:15] Darkangl: YES!
[19:15] TheBKing: LOL
[19:16] Darkangl: it was stupid as hell
[19:16] TheBKing: Ok is everyoen ready.
[19:16] cnote2000: yes
[19:16] Darkangl: not good stupid either
[19:16] AgonyBooth: yeah
[19:16] TheBKing: LOL
[19:16] Darkangl: just stupid stupid
[19:16] mutantorange: screen is resized, insence lit, we are go for launch.
[19:16] TheBKing: LOL
[19:16] TheBKing: ok.
[19:16] Darkangl: ooooh incense
[19:16] TheBKing: you started the new log Duaner?
[19:16] Darkangl: I should get some incense in here for this
[19:16] cnote2000: mmm...launch
[19:16] Darkangl: hang on a sec
[19:16] TheBKing: lol
[19:16] TheBKing: ok.
[19:16] Darkangl: that's a good idea
[19:17] mutantorange: there's got to be a countdown, comeon now.
[19:17] TheBKing: there will be.
[19:17] cnote2000: countdown Jordan
[19:17] AgonyBooth: i don't have any incense, but i can burn a car air freshener
[19:17] cnote2000: hahahahaha!!!
[19:17] AgonyBooth: maybe that's not a good idea
[19:17] TheBKing: Ok... Gladiators Ready?! Contenders Ready?!
[19:17] cnote2000: go!
[19:17] TheBKing: 5
[19:17] mutantorange: come on!
[19:17] TheBKing: 4
[19:17] TheBKing: 3
[19:17] TheBKing: 2
[19:17] TheBKing: 1
[19:17] TheBKing: GO
[19:18] cnote2000: going!
[19:18] AgonyBooth: cuz this is thriller... thriller night
[19:18] mutantorange: shit, screen's too dark.
[19:18] TheBKing: Ok so dear Rogue Reviewer fans... this is THE first IRC Chat of the new year! What better movie to
[19:18] cnote2000: I just couldn't have sex in a graveyard
[19:18] TheBKing: kick it off with than Phantasm.
[19:18] AgonyBooth: oh man, now my neighbors think i'm watching a porno
[19:18] cnote2000: is that David crosby?
[19:18] mutantorange: good thing she's got the eyeliner,
[19:18] TheBKing: Wait... did he just call her Tara?
[19:18] mutantorange: and, umm, necro heels.
[19:18] TheBKing: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
[19:19] AgonyBooth: boobies
[19:19] AgonyBooth: knife
[19:19] TheBKing: I like boobies.
[19:19] TheBKing: Dude... she's a dude.... a tall DUDE!
[19:19] cnote2000: face, booboies, house
[19:19] mutantorange: oh, hell, he just got Scrimmed!
[19:19] cnote2000: hahahaha
[19:19] AgonyBooth: not too good, reg... look at my hair
[19:19] cnote2000: Hi Reg, you bald bastard
[19:19] mutantorange: Welcome to the Embalm-o-rama.
[19:19] AgonyBooth: reg must play keyboards
[19:19] cnote2000: he's making up for the baldness with those sideburns
[19:20] AgonyBooth: hey that's a good place to walk around alone
[19:20] mutantorange: Looks like the CIA headquarters ot something.
[19:20] cnote2000: that place didn't look that big outside
[19:20] mutantorange: I'm looking for the hall of dead hairstyles.
[19:20] cnote2000: haha!
[19:20] Darkangl: ok
[19:20] AgonyBooth: hmm... a wierd monstrous sound, maybe i should go investigate
[19:20] Darkangl: I'm ready
[19:20] Darkangl: incense is lit
[19:20] TheBKing: LOL
[19:20] mutantorange: must be rats. or jawas. or gnomes.
[19:21] TheBKing: NIGHT OF THE MUNCHKINS!
[19:21] mutantorange: I bet the toilets are marble too.
[19:21] TheBKing: Two feet of towering terror!
[19:21] cnote2000: crash!!
[19:21] Darkangl: hang on
[19:21] AgonyBooth: hey it's meatload
[19:21] mutantorange: nooo! stop! you'll hit..
[19:21] mutantorange: oh, too late.
[19:21] cnote2000: It's Evel Kenivel!!
[19:21] TheBKing: Isn't driving a dirt bike through a graveyard sacrilege?
[19:21] mutantorange: Frank N Furter left the freezer open again.
[19:21] TheBKing: LOL
[19:21] Darkangl: ok
[19:21] cnote2000: is that a boy or a girl?
[19:21] Darkangl: frederik and neo just sent mails to the list
[19:22] Darkangl: lets go
[19:22] TheBKing: Stalked by Lawn Gnomes.
[19:22] cnote2000: ah, a young Jennifer Aniston...
[19:22] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:22] mutantorange: SOunds like the Devil's got a hairball
[19:22] AgonyBooth: i got a devil's hairball, in my throat
[19:22] cnote2000: hehe
[19:22] mutantorange: dink dink, dink dink dink dink dink dink....
[19:22] cnote2000: is that a frog?
[19:22] mutantorange: can I get you a satanic mechanic?
[19:23] TheBKing: Those evil midgets are pretty stealthy.
[19:23] cnote2000: all kinds of weird shit going on
[19:23] mutantorange: i'm late, i'm late, for a very important date
[19:23] Darkangl: we're all late
[19:23] cnote2000: It's an umpa lumpa!
[19:23] TheBKing: BOOOYYY!
[19:23] cnote2000: Angus!!
[19:23] TheBKing: I mean... ahem... Sir!
[19:23] Darkangl: let's get started
[19:23] mutantorange: the mortuary where they buried my grandma wasn't nearly this cool.
[19:23] TheBKing: They should've gone to Funerals R Us.
[19:23] cnote2000: wow, is the church in there too?
[19:23] TheBKing: As seen in UHF!
[19:23] mutantorange: ina gaddida vida baby...
[19:23] cnote2000: It is david crosby!
[19:24] TheBKing: Plenty of free parking, and don't forget to try the salad bar.
[19:24] Darkangl: come on guys
[19:24] Darkangl: I need to get my review done after and I'm only half way through the movie
[19:24] cnote2000: Morbid kid, spying on a graveyard
[19:24] mutantorange: he's got a black suit fetish
[19:24] AgonyBooth: hey what time are we at on the dvd?
[19:24] cnote2000: 9:46
[19:24] mutantorange: oh, yeah, yeah, pallbearers, oh, god...
[19:25] Darkangl: you guys started already?
[19:25] Darkangl: no countdown?
[19:25] mutantorange: commie, commie, commie, commie
[19:25] Darkangl: didn't tell me?
[19:25] AgonyBooth: we had a countdown
[19:25] cnote2000: yeah, didn't you see the countdown
[19:25] mutantorange: there was a countdown
[19:25] Darkangl: no I didn't
[19:25] TheBKing: where the hell were you Duane.
[19:25] TheBKing: ???
[19:25] Darkangl: what time are you on on the dvd
[19:25] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:25] TheBKing: There was a countdown .
[19:25] cnote2000: Were you pooping?
[19:25] Darkangl: I told you to wait a minute
[19:25] TheBKing: and a short intro.
[19:25] AgonyBooth: 10:21
[19:25] TheBKing: LOL
[19:25] TheBKing: No he was getting incense.
[19:25] TheBKing: Dumby head!
[19:25] Darkangl: what time now
[19:26] cnote2000: A little rough with the casket
[19:26] TheBKing: Man Angus is strong!
[19:26] mutantorange: Nosferatu did that trick years ago. and he hauled his casket all over Prague. Psssh.
[19:26] cnote2000: 10:56
[19:26] TheBKing: He is... MR. Universe!
[19:26] mutantorange: Masturbation clinic.
[19:26] TheBKing: Love this music.
[19:26] Darkangl: one more time
[19:26] Darkangl: what time now
[19:26] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:26] mutantorange: cause of the palm.
[19:26] cnote2000: I'll give you the time
[19:26] TheBKing: There's a tecno version of it in the Audio Extras on the DVD.
[19:26] cnote2000: 1126
[19:26] TheBKing: go to 11:40 Duane
[19:26] TheBKing: jump ahead enough.
[19:26] TheBKing: NOW
[19:26] TheBKing: !!
[19:26] Darkangl: ok I should be synched now
[19:26] mutantorange: would you like to buy some fem scout cookies?
[19:27] TheBKing: LOL
[19:27] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:27] cnote2000: Wilderness Girls!!
[19:27] mutantorange: Christ, I bet he gets this chick too.
[19:27] Darkangl: the daughter of the psychic chick is weird
[19:27] TheBKing: Have you ever seen this flick Ken?
[19:27] mutantorange: witch girls are so hot.
[19:27] cnote2000: What's with all the candles?
[19:27] Darkangl: she's cute but weird
[19:27] TheBKing: Grandma is a sexual predator.
[19:27] cnote2000: Is this Great Expectations?
[19:27] AgonyBooth: moley moley moley
[19:27] Darkangl: is she?
[19:27] Darkangl: not grandma
[19:27] cnote2000: Ah, Jody is a boy
[19:27] Darkangl: say it isn't so
[19:27] mutantorange: Grandma communes with the dead through farts.
[19:27] TheBKing: Yeah grandma!
[19:27] TheBKing: Back in the day... LOOKOUT BOYS!
[19:27] Darkangl: no kenneth
[19:27] AgonyBooth: get ya motor runnin
[19:28] cnote2000: pick a side of the road to drive on
[19:28] Darkangl: he farts just smell like something dead
[19:28] mutantorange: I'm on a highway to hell...
[19:28] cnote2000: nice car
[19:28] Darkangl: that is just an insanely sweet cat
[19:28] TheBKing: Fight the Evil Tall Man grab a stick of Juicy fruit
[19:28] TheBKing: The taste is gonna movie ya!
[19:28] Darkangl: hemi=cuda
[19:28] TheBKing: Get your, triple barrel shotgun out!
[19:28] mutantorange: Denim and leather, living side by side in harmony
[19:28] Darkangl: funny
[19:28] TheBKing: and let the taste, the taste, the taste go right through yaaaa!
[19:28] cnote2000: hahaha
[19:28] Darkangl: the brother drives the hot car and gets all the chicks
[19:28] mutantorange: it's knight rider!
[19:28] Darkangl: but the little brother does all the work on it
[19:29] cnote2000: Who gets off on funerals?
[19:29] TheBKing: You know, Jodie and Mike should switch names.
[19:29] TheBKing: Cause Jodie looks like a Mike...
[19:29] Darkangl: you're right
[19:29] cnote2000: it is david Hasselhoff
[19:29] TheBKing: And Mike looks like a Jodie.
[19:29] mutantorange: get your creepy sweater vibe away from me, dude, you're ruining the pleather.
[19:29] Darkangl: and Reggie looks like my old Bass teacher
[19:29] Darkangl: I swear
[19:29] cnote2000: he's like a dog
[19:29] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:29] Darkangl: his name was Kevin Klemenok
[19:29] TheBKing: Snausages!
[19:29] mutantorange: awww...
[19:29] cnote2000: why is the cool old guy with the leather riding a bike
[19:29] Darkangl: could have been reggie's identical twin
[19:29] TheBKing: cause it's cool!
[19:29] mutantorange: forbidden love between a nerd and a nerd with a jacket.
[19:30] TheBKing: He believes in the environment dude.
[19:30] TheBKing: and pollution is bad.
[19:30] TheBKing: For his leather coat.
[19:30] Darkangl: man
[19:30] AgonyBooth: hi i'm johnny knoxville
[19:30] Darkangl: pickin' up a coffin by yourself
[19:30] Darkangl: with a body in it
[19:30] Darkangl: that's insane
[19:30] cnote2000: The Tall Man is hulking out!!
[19:30] mutantorange: it's not insane. It's from Nosferatu, I keep telling you people.
[19:30] Darkangl: I was a pallbearer once and I could barely hold my part of the damn thing without dropping it
[19:30] cnote2000: nice stuntman
[19:30] Darkangl: them coffins are heavy
[19:30] TheBKing: The Tall Man did that with his mind...
[19:30] cnote2000: yes they are
[19:30] mutantorange: would've been ironic if he died there
[19:30] mutantorange: in the cemetary.
[19:31] Darkangl: did what with his mind jordy
[19:31] Darkangl: remember
[19:31] cnote2000: especially when there's only bricks in there
[19:31] Darkangl: people are reading this
[19:31] AgonyBooth: i did it with camera tricks
[19:31] TheBKing: He crashed Mike's dirt bike with his mind.
[19:31] mutantorange: I'll put my hand in your box, sweetie
[19:31] TheBKing: duh!
[19:31] cnote2000: they put rats in the black box!!
[19:31] Darkangl: the grandaughter has a star tatooed on her cheek
[19:31] AgonyBooth: don't fear the reaper
[19:31] TheBKing: Don't fear? My fucking hand it stuck you blonde twit!
[19:31] Darkangl: that's like so psychical
[19:31] mutantorange: hasn't he seen Dune?
[19:31] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:31] TheBKing: Seriously Ken.
[19:31] cnote2000: Grandmother is nuts
[19:31] mutantorange: don't fuckin' put your hand in a box when a witch tells you to!
[19:31] Darkangl: what's grandma got on her forehead?
[19:32] TheBKing: Hey! I knew I've seen that Grandma before.
[19:32] TheBKing: She was Grand- ma - ma in Duckman!
[19:32] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[19:32] Darkangl: does she got a star on her forehead too?
[19:32] AgonyBooth: hm, that box just disappeared right before my eyes. okay gotta go
[19:32] cnote2000: wouldn't he have been a little freaked by the disappearing box?
[19:32] TheBKing: nah it's in a more personal spot.
[19:32] mutantorange: we got him good, didn;t we angel?
[19:32] TheBKing: LOL
[19:32] Darkangl: man grandma's a psycho
[19:32] Darkangl: now this part I don't get
[19:32] cnote2000: do, do
[19:32] TheBKing: waht? The fact that Reggie is an Ice Cream man?
[19:32] AgonyBooth: doo de dooo dooo
[19:32] Darkangl: I wonder why they had the psychic lady's granddaughter go to the cemetery
[19:33] TheBKing: do do do do
[19:33] mutantorange: It's the Ice Cream Man!
[19:33] Darkangl: and get aced
[19:33] cnote2000: Reggie's an ice cream man?
[19:33] Darkangl: yeah
[19:33] AgonyBooth: it's mellow rock of the 70s
[19:33] Darkangl: my bass teacher kevin was really a guitar player too
[19:33] TheBKing: Do the Dew!
[19:33] mutantorange: Oh, God, NO!
[19:33] Darkangl: same voice and everything
[19:33] mutantorange: Shut the fuck up both of you!
[19:33] AgonyBooth: gordon lightfoot can kiss my ass
[19:33] TheBKing: I'm glad Jodie dies. He sucks!
[19:33] cnote2000: the beginnings of Air Supply
[19:33] TheBKing: Sing some hard rock!
[19:33] TheBKing: AC/DC!
[19:33] Darkangl: yeah but he doesn't die for ling
[19:33] mutantorange: fucking bowler wearing ......RERR$RGH!
[19:33] TheBKing: Twisted Sister.
[19:33] AgonyBooth: UNH!
[19:33] TheBKing: lol
[19:33] mutantorange: oh, now they're getting hard core.
[19:34] cnote2000: Go Reg!!
[19:34] mutantorange: do some Stryper!
[19:34] AgonyBooth: they're jamming
[19:34] TheBKing: He's wearing a Stones Shirt!
[19:34] AgonyBooth: let's see those lighters people
[19:34] TheBKing: So why don't they....
[19:34] cnote2000: Nice bowtie huh?
[19:34] TheBKing: START ME UP!
[19:34] Darkangl: I wonder if they know any Winger
[19:34] mutantorange: we;re hot as love?
[19:34] Darkangl: ;)
[19:34] TheBKing: Reggie, master of the tuning fork!
[19:34] AgonyBooth: i'm hot blooded! check it and see!
[19:34] cnote2000: what's she doing in there?
[19:34] mutantorange: don't come around here no more...
[19:34] TheBKing: NOw scream!
[19:34] Darkangl: that's what I was asking
[19:34] TheBKing: and cut.
[19:34] cnote2000: I'm confused already
[19:34] Darkangl: what's she doing there
[19:34] mutantorange: print!
[19:34] Darkangl: what was the point to her going there
[19:34] mutantorange: who was she?
[19:34] TheBKing: I think she was visiting a grave, she did have flowers when she got there.
[19:34] AgonyBooth: let me hear you say hooooo! hoooo! now scream!
[19:35] Darkangl: the psychic lady's granddaughter
[19:35] AgonyBooth: boogie nights!
[19:35] cnote2000: Now, that's a Lounge!
[19:35] TheBKing: Disco Phantasm theme.
[19:35] TheBKing: Hahahaha.
[19:35] AgonyBooth: dance with the boogie get down
[19:35] Darkangl: well this was 1979
[19:35] cnote2000: This kid is really weird
[19:35] Darkangl: Disco hadn't died yet
[19:35] TheBKing: The dwarves shuffle out in a line, start doing Travolta's dance routine....
[19:35] AgonyBooth: keep on dancin', got to keep on dancin'
[19:35] cnote2000: The kid looks familiar. Who is he?
[19:35] Darkangl: yeah well Jody's got some problems
[19:35] mutantorange: wierd, as opposed to, what, all the normal people we seen so far?
[19:35] Darkangl: he just needs some special attention
[19:35] TheBKing: so uhm... sex?
[19:35] AgonyBooth: well let's see...
[19:35] AgonyBooth: we can have sex, or sex
[19:36] mutantorange: can I put my... umm.. thing... in your... umm... thing?:
[19:36] Darkangl: Mike I mean
[19:36] Darkangl: not Jody
[19:36] mutantorange: can the kid watch:?
[19:36] TheBKing: Well they've established the hell out of the bar!!!!
[19:36] AgonyBooth: yuck
[19:36] cnote2000: don't have sex in the graveyard!!
[19:36] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:36] Darkangl: now first of all
[19:36] TheBKing: Hey!
[19:36] Darkangl: you know Jody's been hittin the sauce
[19:36] Darkangl: causs this chick he's with is pretty brutal
[19:36] TheBKing: Where's Linnea Quigley? She needs to strip and writhe but nekkid on a grave!
[19:36] cnote2000: The kid who plays Jody has made a career out of the Phantasm movies
[19:36] mutantorange: what, has doing it in a graveyard become the hot thing now?
[19:36] Darkangl: and secondly, he's about to do her in a cemetery
[19:36] cnote2000: He's been in all of them!
[19:37] TheBKing: I think I'm gonna take Tara to a graveyard this weekend.
[19:37] mutantorange: me, baby.
[19:37] TheBKing: LOL
[19:37] AgonyBooth: heheh
[19:37] TheBKing: WE want boobs!
[19:37] mutantorange: should't there be fog or something?
[19:37] Darkangl: this chick Jody's makin' out with has a huge schnozola
[19:37] TheBKing: We bwants boobs!
[19:37] cnote2000: There aren't any motels in this town?
[19:37] mutantorange: contrast.... up...
[19:37] Darkangl: hair pie?
[19:37] Darkangl: sank you :D
[19:37] TheBKing: talking like bawbwa waters
[19:37] AgonyBooth: kih kih... skah skah skah
[19:37] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:37] AgonyBooth: hey i like boobies too
[19:37] TheBKing: WOW!
[19:38] mutantorange: you're a lot better than the dead ones
[19:38] Darkangl: mike and jody both act like they never seen boobies before
[19:38] Darkangl: like it's something totally new and exciting
[19:38] cnote2000: white ass!!!
[19:38] cnote2000: want more boobs!
[19:38] AgonyBooth: the dog likes them too
[19:38] mutantorange: a werewolf's jacking off in the distance
[19:38] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:38] TheBKing: Munchkins! CHAAAAAAARGE!!!!
[19:38] cnote2000: well, they are in a graveyard
[19:38] Darkangl: the dwarves in these movies make a really sweet sound
[19:38] mutantorange: DINK DINK DINK!!!!!
[19:38] TheBKing: LOL
[19:38] Darkangl: man
[19:38] cnote2000: This kid shouldn't worry, his hair will protect him
[19:38] Darkangl: now I don't know about you guys
[19:38] TheBKing: Didn't happen yet!
[19:39] TheBKing: MUNCHKINS CHAAAAAAAARGEEE!
[19:39] cnote2000: what the fuck!!!
[19:39] TheBKing: there we go.
[19:39] TheBKing: LOL
[19:39] Darkangl: but if I saw what mike just saw...I'd run like a little bitch screamin into the night too
[19:39] cnote2000: panties!!!
[19:39] TheBKing: Yeah.
[19:39] cnote2000: hahahahahahaaha!!!
[19:39] TheBKing: He has her panties in his mouth!
[19:39] Darkangl: edible panties :D
[19:39] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha!
[19:39] AgonyBooth: these panties are stuck in my teeth
[19:39] *** Quits: mutantorange (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[19:39] TheBKing: LOL!
[19:39] TheBKing: There goes Ken again!
[19:39] TheBKing: HAHAHA!
[19:39] *** Joins: mutantorange (kdr@ppp-64-123-137-233.dialup.wacotx.swbell.net)
[19:39] AgonyBooth: whoops
[19:39] Darkangl: kenneth must be having connection problems tonight
[19:39] mutantorange: damn, and I had a great comment too.
[19:39] cnote2000: He was flossing with her panties
[19:39] mutantorange: I learned it by watching you!
[19:40] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:40] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:40] TheBKing: I dunno... it was little brown and low to the ground...
[19:40] cnote2000: Gopher in heat?
[19:40] TheBKing: Mr. Hanky?!
[19:40] Darkangl: gppher in heat!
[19:40] Darkangl: gopher
[19:40] AgonyBooth: kih kih kih... skah skah skah
[19:40] mutantorange: the wind sounds like a monkey in coitus
[19:40] Darkangl: Jody's wearing a gold chain
[19:40] cnote2000: Is he wearing a pirate shirt?
[19:40] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:40] TheBKing: Organ music!
[19:40] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:40] AgonyBooth: poofy shirts are in
[19:40] mutantorange: go home, see some porn, dream about tony danza.
[19:40] * TheBKing gasps in fear
[19:40] TheBKing: LOL
[19:41] cnote2000: he peed on his shirt
[19:41] Darkangl: do some push-up's...fuck the sleeve of his favorite jacket
[19:41] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:41] mutantorange: here lies peasant tops for men... RIP.
[19:41] TheBKing: Well we already mentioned three previous IRC gatherings....
[19:41] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:41] TheBKing: what's left?
[19:41] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[19:41] Darkangl: now why would the chick take off if it was the tall man looking for another victim
[19:41] cnote2000: The chick he was with went off to score some crack
[19:42] AgonyBooth: uh oh, wet dream time?
[19:42] TheBKing: Like Yasmeen?
[19:42] cnote2000: like Yasmine Bleeth!
[19:42] Darkangl: I hated what they did with part IV
[19:42] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:42] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHA!
[19:42] cnote2000: yeah!!!!
[19:42] TheBKing: TOdder!
[19:42] Darkangl: it just made no sense
[19:42] TheBKing: BRAINS!
[19:42] cnote2000: whoa. That's a freaky dream!
[19:42] TheBKing: oh wrong flick.
[19:42] AgonyBooth: it's a slumber party
[19:42] mutantorange: see? That's what Bacardi SIlver does to you! ONly fruitier!
[19:42] Darkangl: anyone know when phantasm's end is supposed to come out?
[19:42] TheBKing: Hahahaha. For a second I thought Mike's hair was a tumbleweed.
[19:43] cnote2000: I didn't even know they made one
[19:43] Darkangl: yeah
[19:43] mutantorange: what is this guy, like a damn gay tumbleweed or something?
[19:43] Darkangl: he's making the last one now
[19:43] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:43] Darkangl: phantasm's end
[19:43] cnote2000: heheheehe
[19:43] Darkangl: takes place in the future
[19:43] AgonyBooth: i walk in slow motion
[19:43] cnote2000: The Tall Man walks quickly
[19:43] mutantorange: SCRIMM SCRIMM SCRIMM SCRIMM
[19:43] Darkangl: just a bit though
[19:43] Darkangl: reggie and mike and everyone are still in it
[19:43] mutantorange: WANT ICE CREAM.
[19:43] AgonyBooth: welcome to the ministry of silly walks
[19:43] TheBKing: And Angus WALKED LIKE A MAN, TALKED LIKE A MAN, MADE AN ARMY OF KILLLLER DWARVES!
[19:43] TheBKing: MMmmmm..... popscicles...
[19:44] cnote2000: Is the Tall Man on fire?
[19:44] Darkangl: I don't get this
[19:44] mutantorange: LOVE SMELL OF REFRIGERANT. TIME TO MAKE DONUTS.
[19:44] cnote2000: I'm confused a lot already
[19:44] TheBKing: He might not like the cold?
[19:44] Darkangl: the tall man is acting like the cool air feels really nice
[19:44] TheBKing: Disco music!
[19:44] Darkangl: but he comes from a seriously hot planet
[19:44] mutantorange: barber pole!
[19:44] AgonyBooth: and dude.. i'm totally running out of hairspray
[19:44] cnote2000: Look at the bartenders bow tie
[19:44] Darkangl: god that's a hot car
[19:44] TheBKing: yeah. Like this kid knows how to fix a car.
[19:45] Darkangl: much hotter thn the bartender's bow tie
[19:45] mutantorange: I guess I need to catch up on the storyline here, I've just seen bits from different movies.
[19:45] TheBKing: lol
[19:45] Darkangl: he's old enough to know how to work on a car
[19:45] Darkangl: remember, this is the 70's
[19:45] TheBKing: I thought it was the 80's?
[19:45] TheBKing: Egads!
[19:45] mutantorange: I knwo there's, like, trashcans full of goblins and a tuning fork and, umm
[19:45] Darkangl: kids his age were really into muscle cars back then
[19:45] mutantorange: Dos Eckes!
[19:45] TheBKing: borderline.
[19:45] cnote2000: If the cars a rockin'
[19:45] Darkangl: man
[19:45] TheBKing: It's the bumpusses Dogs!
[19:46] cnote2000: don't come a knockin'
[19:46] mutantorange: yeah, get under the car, where it's safer.
[19:46] TheBKing: hahaha
[19:46] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[19:46] Darkangl: if I was under that car and it started shaking like that I'd be out of there faster than the speed of light
[19:46] cnote2000: hehehehe
[19:46] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[19:46] cnote2000: he's getting crushed
[19:46] TheBKing: Bad acting.
[19:46] mutantorange: HA!
[19:46] cnote2000: did he say crotch
[19:46] TheBKing: TIMYY!
[19:46] AgonyBooth: by the way, he likes the rolling stones
[19:46] TheBKing: TIMMY!
[19:46] cnote2000: TIMMY!!!
[19:46] Darkangl: Rolling stones T-Shirt on Jody!
[19:46] mutantorange: it's called puberty, kid.
[19:46] TheBKing: TIMMY!
[19:46] TheBKing: LOL
[19:46] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:46] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
[19:46] TheBKing: TIM TIM TIMMAYYYYY!
[19:46] AgonyBooth: that's how you know he's a rocker
[19:46] Darkangl: I wonder if that's where they got that from on south park
[19:46] cnote2000: that was perfect!
[19:46] TheBKing: Maybe there was a cripple fight?
[19:46] TheBKing: In the car.
[19:46] Darkangl: no
[19:47] AgonyBooth: what i need is a knife in an ankle sheath
[19:47] cnote2000: Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld!!
[19:47] Darkangl: the cripple fight was from they live
[19:47] AgonyBooth: and a big wall poster of the earth from the moon
[19:47] Darkangl: the actual fight
[19:47] TheBKing: LOL
[19:47] cnote2000: nice shag carpeting
[19:47] mutantorange: It's gnome stabbin time.
[19:47] cnote2000: it looks like my parents carpet
[19:47] TheBKing: I call this the "Sneaking out of the house" theme.
[19:47] Darkangl: wish I had a big ol' house like that
[19:47] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:47] TheBKing: Run Lola Run
[19:47] Darkangl: they must do a lot of sneaking out of the house in these phantasm movies then
[19:47] cnote2000: there must be nothing to do in this town
[19:47] Darkangl: cause that music is used constantly
[19:48] Darkangl: no kiddin todd
[19:48] cnote2000: Why keep going back there?
[19:48] mutantorange: they're putting in an arcade in the cemetary ust because of the through traffic of teenagers.
[19:48] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:48] cnote2000: hahahahaha!!
[19:48] Darkangl: a kid his age should be hangin out
[19:48] Darkangl: playin' nintendo
[19:48] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:48] cnote2000: I hope they have Asteroids
[19:48] mutantorange: playing Castlevania.
[19:48] AgonyBooth: soon or later he's going to bump into Tina from Impulse
[19:48] Darkangl: cock...beer?
[19:48] cnote2000: hahahahaha!
[19:48] TheBKing: Well maybe he's trying to start his own Scooby Doo-ish group.
[19:48] cnote2000: He could definately be shaggy
[19:48] TheBKing: Cause Jodie and Mike we got a mystery to solve.
[19:48] Darkangl: well don't you need more than one person to have a group
[19:49] TheBKing: More like Faggy.
[19:49] Darkangl: and what about a dog?
[19:49] TheBKing: Not in this town apparently.
[19:49] mutantorange: Buffy and Willow are lezzing out over there, but kid doesn;t notice becausze he's totally gormless.
[19:49] cnote2000: run towards the scary house!
[19:49] Darkangl: I mean I guess he could put a leash on one of the dwarves or something
[19:49] AgonyBooth: woah, i can totally see through this window
[19:49] Darkangl: give it a dwarfy snack
[19:49] cnote2000: that's breaking and entering
[19:49] AgonyBooth: i hate this window! take that window!
[19:49] Darkangl: VANDALISM!
[19:49] mutantorange: dammit, that was the gnome window!
[19:49] cnote2000: a 511
[19:49] TheBKing: Secret, AGENT DORK!
[19:49] Darkangl: underpants gnome?
[19:49] TheBKing: lol
[19:49] mutantorange: breaking and gnomery in progress.
[19:49] AgonyBooth: could you make a little more noise? thanks
[19:49] cnote2000: He's going to juvy
[19:49] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:50] cnote2000: yeah, this kid doesn't know how to be quiet
[19:50] TheBKing: Cause a lighter will light the way.
[19:50] Darkangl: you know what mike needs?
[19:50] cnote2000: or mind his own business
[19:50] TheBKing: AH!
[19:50] Darkangl: he needs a stick to hit people with
[19:50] cnote2000: that's a huge flame on the lighter
[19:50] TheBKing: Mike got a little head.
[19:50] Darkangl: the cartman 2000
[19:50] AgonyBooth: wow... this hair is even worse than my own
[19:50] TheBKing: LOL
[19:50] Darkangl: extra strong with a pointy end
[19:50] TheBKing: This is the room where you can actually try out the coffins.
[19:50] mutantorange: what, are they embalming a xylophone?
[19:50] AgonyBooth: hmmm... that looks like a nice coffin
[19:50] cnote2000: I was locked in a funeral home by accident when I was a kid
[19:50] AgonyBooth: i shouuld start saving my money now
[19:50] cnote2000: with my dead grandfather
[19:51] Darkangl: ok now why does this guy look normal
[19:51] TheBKing: It's the SHORT MAN!
[19:51] Darkangl: is he just hypnotised or something?
[19:51] mutantorange: because of the hat.
[19:51] cnote2000: mmm. this one looks good
[19:51] cnote2000: kick the tires on them
[19:51] AgonyBooth: give it a try, see if you like it
[19:51] mutantorange: MUST... PUT... PEE PEE.. IN..
[19:51] cnote2000: see if they're in good shape
[19:51] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:51] Darkangl: man
[19:51] AgonyBooth: does this one come with ac?
[19:51] mutantorange: back to the demonic poker game in the back.
[19:51] Darkangl: I can totally see the kid through the crack in that coffin
[19:52] Darkangl: why does mike have a lighter?
[19:52] cnote2000: where'd the lighter go
[19:52] Darkangl: has he been smokin' doobs again?
[19:52] cnote2000: for his crack smoking
[19:52] cnote2000: with Yasmine!!!!
[19:52] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:52] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:52] cnote2000: I'm on fire tonight!!!
[19:52] Darkangl: he's Yasmine's dealer
[19:52] cnote2000: No I'm really on fire, help, help put me out!!!
[19:52] TheBKing: wow... that door is polished so much you can see Mike's bad hair do in it.
[19:52] TheBKing: lol
[19:52] cnote2000: isn't that Jody?
[19:52] Darkangl: he's not just the coke club president
[19:52] Darkangl: he's also a client
[19:53] Darkangl: no that's mike
[19:53] Darkangl: the older brother is jody
[19:53] Darkangl: come on todd...keep up
[19:53] Darkangl: ;)
[19:53] AgonyBooth: watch yourself, the evil's in the skies
[19:53] cnote2000: Are you sure?
[19:53] TheBKing: THe metal tennis ball of death!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:53] Darkangl: yep
[19:53] mutantorange: YES!
[19:53] cnote2000: THE BALL!!!!
[19:53] TheBKing: The first pitch is a swing and a miss!
[19:53] Darkangl: the ball rules
[19:53] AgonyBooth: haha... you're gonna get a pinball up your ass, kid!
[19:53] mutantorange: Fuckin A! I love that thing!
[19:53] cnote2000: It's a fatter John Travolta!!
[19:53] cnote2000: He's a vampire!!!
[19:53] Darkangl: this guy who's about to bite it looks like a bloated david carradine
[19:54] cnote2000: nice!!!!!!
[19:54] TheBKing: Man Mike must have a bit like a great white.
[19:54] AgonyBooth: gnarly
[19:54] Darkangl: FAKE BLOOD ALERT!
[19:54] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[19:54] mutantorange: Damn. Gotta hire another guy to clean u0 the blood now.
[19:54] AgonyBooth: it's like a garden hose
[19:54] TheBKing: Ah there's goes my childhood memories...
[19:54] TheBKing: He peed.
[19:54] Darkangl: look
[19:54] TheBKing: Look at the floor.
[19:54] TheBKing: Yeck!
[19:54] Darkangl: he pissed his pants too
[19:54] cnote2000: is that urine?
[19:54] TheBKing: Who's gonna clean that up?!
[19:54] Darkangl: looks like it
[19:54] cnote2000: man, I've gotta go now too
[19:54] AgonyBooth: urine trouble now, kid
[19:54] mutantorange: SCRIMM
[19:54] TheBKing: Well that happens when you die.
[19:54] Darkangl: man
[19:54] cnote2000: hahahahaha!!!
[19:54] TheBKing: Uhmmm....
[19:54] TheBKing: oh shit!
[19:54] TheBKing: LOL
[19:54] Darkangl: the tall man is just the coolest guy in any horror movie
[19:54] mutantorange: yeah,
[19:54] TheBKing: RUN!
[19:54] mutantorange: just about right kid.
[19:55] TheBKing: It's a western stand off.
[19:55] mutantorange: good thing you're so close to a mortuary.
[19:55] TheBKing: Waiting for a tumblewed to go by.
[19:55] TheBKing: LOL
[19:55] cnote2000: that's pretty creepy actually
[19:55] Darkangl: Angus Scrimm is pretty spry for a guy his age
[19:55] TheBKing: AH!
[19:55] cnote2000: what the hell!!!!!
[19:55] AgonyBooth: eww
[19:55] TheBKing: He has jizz for blood!
[19:55] mutantorange: He bleeds yellow pain.
[19:55] cnote2000: mmmm....mustard
[19:55] AgonyBooth: he bleeds dijon
[19:55] mutantorange: t. paint.
[19:55] Darkangl: the twitching finger of death
[19:55] TheBKing: Beware of midgets!
[19:55] cnote2000: what's in all these boxes?
[19:56] cnote2000: fucking gnomes///
[19:56] TheBKing: Light bulbs?
[19:56] AgonyBooth: get his keds!
[19:56] Darkangl: mike needs to learn how to tie his shoes better
[19:56] mutantorange: got a nike! yes!
[19:56] TheBKing: LOL
[19:56] Darkangl: ever run on pavement with one shoe?
[19:56] mutantorange: shut up, thing!
[19:56] TheBKing: He's got some Mexican jumping beans in that box.
[19:56] Darkangl: he's gonna have a sore foot when he gets home
[19:56] AgonyBooth: hey, who told you you could use my shotgun
[19:57] TheBKing: As always, Jodie walks around with his shirt open to impress his younger brother.
[19:57] Darkangl: it's that whole male bonding thing jordy
[19:57] TheBKing: Oh.. yeah ...
[19:57] TheBKing: forgot.
[19:57] cnote2000: Open it Hassellhoff
[19:57] AgonyBooth: ah, i know this trick
[19:57] cnote2000: hmmmm
[19:57] AgonyBooth: there's a hole in the bottom
[19:57] TheBKing: lol
[19:57] mutantorange: the other one comes with ketchup.
[19:57] TheBKing: LOL
[19:57] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:57] mutantorange: Hello my baby.. hello my honey.. hello my ragtime gal..
[19:58] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:58] AgonyBooth: i can't figure this thing out either
[19:58] TheBKing: I love this part.
[19:58] AgonyBooth: hello mr. finger
[19:58] AgonyBooth: wake up mr. finger
[19:58] TheBKing: The fly of death!
[19:58] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:58] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[19:58] mutantorange: It's... a .... critter?
[19:59] TheBKing: It's nesting in his 70's haircut!
[19:59] cnote2000: it's a face-hugger!!!
[19:59] Darkangl: you know what this reminds me of
[19:59] TheBKing: That's right. Throw it around a lot. Think fly monster in the shirt.
[19:59] cnote2000: this movie is nuts!
[19:59] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[19:59] TheBKing: Who hasn't yet seen this movie?
[19:59] Darkangl: in dead alive when he had the zombie baby in the blanket and he was beating it against everything
[19:59] cnote2000: just beat it with a hammer
[19:59] cnote2000: I haven't seen it in a long, long time
[19:59] TheBKing: Albert?
[19:59] TheBKing: Ken?
[19:59] AgonyBooth: this reminds me of that time i had a finger in a box, and it turned into a big fly
[19:59] Darkangl: there goes a nice jacket
[20:00] AgonyBooth: Jordan?
[20:00] *** Quits: mutantorange (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[20:00] TheBKing: Have you seen it before.
[20:00] AgonyBooth: Duane?
[20:00] *** Joins: kdrapp (kdr@ppp-64-123-137-233.dialup.wacotx.swbell.net)
[20:00] AgonyBooth: Ken?
[20:00] TheBKing: Hahahahah. There goes Ken again.
[20:00] kdrapp: back.
[20:00] Darkangl: why didn't they just smack it with the cartman 2000
[20:00] *** kdrapp is now known as mutantorange
[20:00] TheBKing: Get it? Flying fast and ruious.
[20:00] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAH!
[20:00] TheBKing: MY EYE!
[20:00] mutantorange: heeeelp meee.
[20:00] TheBKing: *furious.
[20:00] TheBKing: LOL
[20:00] AgonyBooth: go back to tenille, captain
[20:00] cnote2000: Reggie's a dork
[20:00] cnote2000: hahahahaha!!!
[20:00] Darkangl: reggie's the man
[20:00] Darkangl: he's a total badass
[20:00] mutantorange: great. now we gotta go get another one.
[20:01] TheBKing: You know it's spring when the giant man eating flies get in the house...
[20:01] cnote2000: why is my collar so big?
[20:01] AgonyBooth: michael knight
[20:01] TheBKing: good advice here...
[20:01] cnote2000: like this puma I shot
[20:01] TheBKing: Warning shots are bullshit!
[20:01] Darkangl: yep
[20:01] AgonyBooth: lock and load
[20:01] cnote2000: what's with all the guns in this place?
[20:01] AgonyBooth: let's roll
[20:01] Darkangl: when it's time to talk...talk
[20:01] Darkangl: when it's time to shoot...don't talk
[20:01] Darkangl: :D
[20:01] cnote2000: Great town here. Nothing to do except have sex in graveyards and shot to kill
[20:01] mutantorange: take a look around, probably die horribly. good thing i took the small gun.
[20:01] TheBKing: LOL
[20:02] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:02] cnote2000: Is Jody going to take KITT oout for a drive?
[20:02] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:02] AgonyBooth: the eyes wide shut soundtrack
[20:02] mutantorange: He died like he lived. A pansy ass wannabee.
[20:02] TheBKing: LOL
[20:02] mutantorange: when it's time to maturbate on a tombstone, don't shoot.
[20:02] AgonyBooth: tell 'em i died with my fruit of the looms on
[20:02] TheBKing: What graveyard never locks it's gates at night.
[20:02] TheBKing: ?
[20:03] Darkangl: the kind where they WANT you to come in
[20:03] cnote2000: He's running through the graveyard pointing "that's where I almost got laid!"
[20:03] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:03] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:03] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:03] TheBKing: good one toddler.
[20:03] AgonyBooth: that's where david crosby got laid
[20:03] Darkangl: yeah todd
[20:03] Darkangl: good one :D
[20:03] Darkangl: dude albert
[20:03] Darkangl: weak
[20:03] cnote2000: thank you (bows)
[20:03] mutantorange: ... hey guys, we got another shoe coming in, get ready
[20:03] Darkangl: ;)
[20:03] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:03] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:03] TheBKing: DWE!
[20:03] TheBKing: Dwarf Wrestling Entertainment!
[20:03] mutantorange: JAAAAWAAAAAA.....
[20:04] TheBKing: LOL
[20:04] Darkangl: oh my god!
[20:04] Darkangl: It's spike lee!
[20:04] TheBKing: I love how he blasts it in the head....
[20:04] cnote2000: Attack of the killer Jawa!
[20:04] Darkangl: in a jawa costume
[20:04] TheBKing: FUCK YOU WARWICK DAVIS!
[20:04] TheBKing: BLAM!
[20:04] AgonyBooth: dude jordan... WEAK
[20:04] cnote2000: who...that was a close one!
[20:04] TheBKing: FUCK YOU BILL BARTY!
[20:04] TheBKing: BLAM
[20:04] TheBKing: BLAM
[20:04] Darkangl: ok now jody's deaf in one ear
[20:04] mutantorange: DINK this muthafucka!
[20:04] Darkangl: shall we try for two?
[20:04] TheBKing: LOL
[20:04] cnote2000: Uh oh
[20:05] Darkangl: man
[20:05] mutantorange: To the SCRIMMmobile, robin!
[20:05] mutantorange: We got us some SCRIMMimatin
[20:05] AgonyBooth: yeah... stand in front of the car and shoot
[20:05] mutantorange: to do
[20:05] TheBKing: Bwahahahahaha! Your blank shells will have no effect on my hearse.
[20:05] AgonyBooth: that only works in a universe where there's no momentum
[20:05] cnote2000: SCRIMMBled eggs?
[20:05] Darkangl: the last thing you wanna do is bring a pair of shoes to a car chase
[20:05] TheBKing: Ok Mike, step on the gas and start up the disco chase music!
[20:05] AgonyBooth: damn you, give my brother back his left Ked
[20:05] Darkangl: damn door latch
[20:06] Darkangl: mike's drivin
[20:06] cnote2000: I thought he called him a biatch
[20:06] TheBKing: There's nobody driving that mother.
[20:06] AgonyBooth: hey... you're 13, how do you know how to drive?
[20:06] Darkangl: mike's cool
[20:06] Darkangl: again albert
[20:06] Darkangl: this is the 70's
[20:06] TheBKing: Love this porn groove chase music.
[20:06] Darkangl: things were different then
[20:06] cnote2000: There aren't any cops in this town, you can do what you want
[20:06] mutantorange: You know, like we do in the bedroom
[20:06] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:06] mutantorange: It's a ghost car!
[20:06] Darkangl: well I know one thing they need in this town
[20:06] Darkangl: a body shop
[20:06] TheBKing: LOL
[20:07] Darkangl: cause they just messed up the side of Jody's car pretty bad
[20:07] TheBKing: WOnder if that happened during the .... Re -HEARSE- al
[20:07] Darkangl: CONK!
[20:07] AgonyBooth: there's never a tree around when you really need one
[20:07] TheBKing: man that was a bad pun wasn't it?
[20:07] mutantorange: Call a satanic mechanic, Robin.
[20:07] Darkangl: before jody can get back down he catches a tree branch in the back of the head :D
[20:07] TheBKing: haha
[20:07] TheBKing: License and registration please...
[20:08] Darkangl: now that's just disgusting
[20:08] cnote2000: he's humping the tree!!!!
[20:08] Darkangl: blowing it todd
[20:08] TheBKing: He got drunk and stole Snow White's car.
[20:08] mutantorange: must have been sitting on a phone book or somthing.
[20:08] Darkangl: the branch went through it's head
[20:08] TheBKing: She was in a glass coffin for years mind you...
[20:08] cnote2000: Crosby!!!
[20:08] AgonyBooth: oh man... it's david crosby
[20:08] Darkangl: I thought it did
[20:08] Darkangl: it looked like it did
[20:08] TheBKing: Tommy.. that's my favorite WHO CD!
[20:08] mutantorange: reggie man... it's like.. dead people and... man.
[20:08] cnote2000: but, he wasn't a dwarf
[20:08] AgonyBooth: actually, i think the real david crosby used to puke up yellow stuff
[20:08] Darkangl: what's with the david crosby references tonight albert?
[20:08] TheBKing: LOL
[20:08] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:08] Darkangl: you been staring at the ol lava lamp all day again?
[20:08] AgonyBooth: i didn't start the crosby references!
[20:08] cnote2000: Tommy looks like him
[20:09] Darkangl: who started them?
[20:09] cnote2000: 3 feet 200 lbs?
[20:09] TheBKing: Actually I think he looked more like Tommy Chong.
[20:09] cnote2000: damn
[20:09] AgonyBooth: that was todd :)
[20:09] cnote2000: I did
[20:09] Darkangl: what's all this yellow shit comin' out of his head?
[20:09] cnote2000: Sorry for that duane :)
[20:09] Darkangl: tapioca reggie :D
[20:09] TheBKing: lol
[20:09] Darkangl: this guy's not gonna leak all over my ice cream is he?
[20:09] mutantorange: I wouldn't want to be a kid getting a scoop of banana tomorrow/
[20:09] Darkangl: that's such an awesome line
[20:09] cnote2000: does the ice cream truck have a car alarm
[20:09] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:09] Darkangl: no
[20:09] AgonyBooth: i'm gonna wear a leather vest and white pants, and if you don't like it, you can kiss my ass
[20:09] cnote2000: hahahahahahahaha!!!
[20:10] Darkangl: but it has a big clown head on top smokin a joint
[20:10] TheBKing: Who the hell is that?
[20:10] cnote2000: who the hell is this?!?!?
[20:10] mutantorange: Oh, Jesus, it's a lack person!
[20:10] Darkangl: oh wait that was a different movie
[20:10] mutantorange: black person!
[20:10] AgonyBooth: who was that woman?
[20:10] cnote2000: Mike's hair is on fire!
[20:10] Darkangl: she's the house keeper
[20:10] TheBKing: The only one in this town apparently.
[20:10] mutantorange: his pants too.
[20:10] Darkangl: like Alice from the brady bunch
[20:10] cnote2000: house keeper?
[20:10] TheBKing: Oooh... HOw do they afford a house keeper?
[20:10] cnote2000: oh...
[20:10] Darkangl: that's about the only time she appears in this movie too
[20:10] cnote2000: yeah, as far as I can tell Jody's a bum
[20:10] Darkangl: see
[20:10] Darkangl: reggie's a badass
[20:10] TheBKing: WE gotta snag that Tall Dude and stomp the shit out of him...
[20:10] AgonyBooth: we gotta stomp the SHIT out of him
[20:11] TheBKing: LOL
[20:11] cnote2000: well, he does get money from Knight Industries///
[20:11] Darkangl: he wants to stomp the shit out of the tall man
[20:11] TheBKing: that motha's strong...
[20:11] Darkangl: reggie's touching mikes knee
[20:11] cnote2000: what happens when it rains and he
[20:11] cnote2000: he's driving the ice cream truck?
[20:11] mutantorange: He's still running the music?
[20:11] Darkangl: ice cream truck music!
[20:11] TheBKing: Who are these chicks?
[20:11] Darkangl: the next victims
[20:11] cnote2000: mmmm..hot 70's chicks
[20:11] TheBKing: More pointless characters!
[20:11] TheBKing: Hooray!
[20:11] AgonyBooth: they like antiques
[20:11] Darkangl: the sad part is
[20:11] TheBKing: I'm scared, can I sleep with you two?
[20:11] AgonyBooth: bony chicks with feathered hair
[20:12] mutantorange: what happened to the old woman and the witch girl?
[20:12] Darkangl: we don't even get to see their boobies or anything before they die
[20:12] TheBKing: And bell bottoms.
[20:12] Darkangl: the witch girl died at the cemetery
[20:12] mutantorange: oh.
[20:12] AgonyBooth: hmmm.. no porn in this cabinet
[20:12] Darkangl: the old woman went insane and ended up in an instution
[20:12] Darkangl: she makes doilies now
[20:12] mutantorange: must have been typing. I missed that.
[20:12] TheBKing: Old time picture booth?
[20:12] Darkangl: oh and macaroni pictures
[20:12] TheBKing: LOL
[20:12] AgonyBooth: hmm.. this picture is moving
[20:13] AgonyBooth: whatever
[20:13] mutantorange: this is the "looking at old photographs with zoom capacity" music.
[20:13] TheBKing: heheehe
[20:13] cnote2000: The Tall man is old
[20:13] mutantorange: even his hat is tall.
[20:13] AgonyBooth: i need to sleep with you, no questions
[20:13] TheBKing: LOL
[20:13] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:13] cnote2000: who are these girls?!?!?!?!
[20:13] Darkangl: man
[20:13] TheBKing: Damn dwarf. You better not be eating my ice cream!
[20:13] mutantorange: ICE CREAM HUMAN.
[20:13] Darkangl: those two thumps would have been enough to get me to pull over and run like a little bitch
[20:13] TheBKing: If only I were John Stamos...
[20:13] cnote2000: is Reg gonna throw ice cream sandwiches at the dwarves?
[20:13] TheBKing: sigh.
[20:14] mutantorange: This is the guy who was in Dreamscape?
[20:14] Darkangl: If you were John Stamos you'd have a hot model wife
[20:14] TheBKing: Whoa... duuuuuude.
[20:14] TheBKing: The LSD is kicking in.
[20:14] cnote2000: No, that was Dennis Quaid
[20:14] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:14] TheBKing: No that was Den..
[20:14] TheBKing: thank you Todd.
[20:14] mutantorange: ah.
[20:14] TheBKing: lol
[20:14] cnote2000: hahaha!!!
[20:14] Darkangl: I don't think Tara would like that Jordy
[20:14] AgonyBooth: i'm getting my first boner in the back seat
[20:14] cnote2000: You'er welcome
[20:14] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:14] Darkangl: she might like your hair if you were John Stamos though
[20:14] mutantorange: get me some ice cream on the way back. nothing yellow!
[20:15] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:15] TheBKing: OH NO! What will I do without my ice cream sandwiches?!
[20:15] cnote2000: hahahahaha!!
[20:15] Darkangl: well we got scooter pies
[20:15] AgonyBooth: awesome... pushups for everyone!
[20:15] Darkangl: and rocket pops
[20:15] TheBKing: Is that Reggie's Truck? Stupid bitch! NO! There's another ice cream man in town...
[20:15] Darkangl: but it looks like the bananna sundaes melted all over the place
[20:15] mutantorange: fudge bombs! Brown and low to the ground!
[20:15] cnote2000: stop, I'm getting hungry
[20:15] TheBKing: named Hubert.
[20:15] TheBKing: lol
[20:15] cnote2000: Cleveland steamer
[20:15] TheBKing: lol
[20:15] cnote2000: convenient hand print
[20:15] mutantorange: What, do the yellow SIgn make ice cream?
[20:16] TheBKing: GO YOU STUPID BITCH!
[20:16] cnote2000: it's Farrah fawwcet
[20:16] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
[20:16] Darkangl: what a ditz
[20:16] mutantorange: it's scary.. let's stay here/
[20:16] TheBKing: don't open the.... door.... well forget that!
[20:16] cnote2000: They're taking our hubcaps!!!
[20:16] TheBKing: MIDGET AMBUSH!
[20:16] AgonyBooth: maybe it's a good idea to open this door
[20:16] Darkangl: these chicks were too stupid to live anyway
[20:16] AgonyBooth: no i guess that wasn't
[20:16] cnote2000: he's getting beat up by midget butt
[20:16] TheBKing: The only thing that can save these girls now is that Nazi elf.
[20:16] mutantorange: when the VW's a rockin..
[20:16] cnote2000: nice stuntman again
[20:16] AgonyBooth: yeah, get rid of the third wheel
[20:17] Darkangl: notice something
[20:17] AgonyBooth: that's the first thing i'd do
[20:17] Darkangl: when the bug drives off
[20:17] TheBKing: This is the Mike laying on ground theme.
[20:17] cnote2000: he looked like he was two feet taller when he fell out
[20:17] Darkangl: it shifts gears
[20:17] Darkangl: they took the time away from fighting the dwarves just long enough to shift
[20:17] cnote2000: does no one drive in this town!?!?!?!
[20:17] Darkangl: :D
[20:17] TheBKing: LOL
[20:17] AgonyBooth: come on, the dwarves can drive stick
[20:17] cnote2000: stop choking me
[20:17] mutantorange: So do these people have parents or something?
[20:17] Darkangl: mike's drinkin beer!
[20:17] Darkangl: :D
[20:17] AgonyBooth: yeah.. get me hammered on some lowenbrau
[20:17] Darkangl: no their parents died
[20:17] TheBKing: Maybe the dwarves drove while the girls worked the stick.
[20:17] mutantorange: A guardian, pastor, something?
[20:18] AgonyBooth: they got kimmie and suzie!
[20:18] AgonyBooth: who?
[20:18] Darkangl: Jody's the guardan
[20:18] cnote2000: the parents left because of all the weird shit going on
[20:18] cnote2000: left the kids to fend for themselves
[20:18] TheBKing: no they are dead.
[20:18] mutantorange: It's ass time, kid!
[20:18] TheBKing: They are midgets in paradise now.
[20:18] cnote2000: hehahehehehehe!!!
[20:18] cnote2000: how's that screwdriver going to keep him in?
[20:18] TheBKing: The parent's probably killed themselves.
[20:18] mutantorange: I'll fly my plane out to freedom!
[20:18] cnote2000: yeah!
[20:19] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:19] TheBKing: Bob... where did we go wrong with Mike?
[20:19] Darkangl: jams the door shut so he can't open it
[20:19] cnote2000: he can ski to freedom as well
[20:19] TheBKing: Hey.
[20:19] cnote2000: what
[20:19] AgonyBooth: mr. starfish, you're my only friend
[20:19] TheBKing: The GUYVER UNIT is sittin on Mike's desk.
[20:19] Darkangl: I'm wondering why mike just happens to have a shotgun shell in his room
[20:19] TheBKing: Use it Mike.
[20:19] mutantorange: I need to huff the glie on my Gundam models, this is getting too stressfull.
[20:19] Darkangl: how convenieeeeeeent
[20:19] mutantorange: glue
[20:19] AgonyBooth: wait i got an idea
[20:19] Darkangl: doesn't he have a window he could climb out of?
[20:19] cnote2000: don't tell me he's going to turn MacGuyber and blow the door open
[20:19] AgonyBooth: with this hammer
[20:19] Darkangl: that would have been easier
[20:19] AgonyBooth: and this other thing
[20:19] cnote2000: I meant Mac Guyver
[20:19] Darkangl: ok todd
[20:19] AgonyBooth: i could blow my own face off
[20:20] TheBKing: Yeah I know.
[20:20] Darkangl: we won't tell you
[20:20] cnote2000: thanks duane :)
[20:20] TheBKing: Well in Mike's case... he's MacGoober
[20:20] AgonyBooth: kids, try this at home
[20:20] TheBKing: I wonder if it really works?
[20:20] cnote2000: Ingenious little bastard
[20:20] TheBKing: Lemme go try guys.
[20:20] TheBKing: brb.
[20:20] Darkangl: yeah jordy
[20:20] AgonyBooth: lol
[20:20] TheBKing: KABOOM!
[20:20] Darkangl: if you want to blow yourself up
[20:20] cnote2000: it blows up in his face
[20:20] *** Joins: kdrapp (kdr@ppp-64-123-137-233.dialup.wacotx.swbell.net)
[20:20] TheBKing: guys... I still have one hand left.
[20:20] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[20:20] *** Quits: mutantorange (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[20:20] AgonyBooth: oh yeah right
[20:20] cnote2000: hahahaha
[20:20] kdrapp: *sigh*
[20:21] TheBKing: luckily it's the right one.
[20:21] AgonyBooth: so when you hit a buller on a door, flash powder comes out?
[20:21] TheBKing: I cauterized my left stump and attached a chainsaw to it.
[20:21] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:21] cnote2000: the movies don't lie Albert
[20:21] Darkangl: it was possessee
[20:21] TheBKing: LOL
[20:21] Darkangl: it was possessed
[20:21] cnote2000: my hand hurts
[20:21] AgonyBooth: hi there
[20:21] *** kdrapp is now known as mutantorange
[20:21] TheBKing: BOY!
[20:21] AgonyBooth: can i have my fingers back?
[20:21] Darkangl: oh man
[20:21] Darkangl: could angus be any freakin cooler
[20:21] mutantorange: you're in the right way for a spanking, kid.
[20:21] cnote2000: the Mike getting carried theme
[20:21] TheBKing: Damn child safety locks!
[20:22] mutantorange: you know how many condoms I gotta clean off the graves 'cause of punjks like you?
[20:22] Darkangl: no it's the Jody driving the cool car theme
[20:22] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:22] Darkangl: nice kenneth :D
[20:22] cnote2000: why wouldn't Jody call the cops?
[20:22] Darkangl: because they wouldn't believe him
[20:22] AgonyBooth: cops?
[20:22] TheBKing: LOL
[20:22] AgonyBooth: this town has cops?
[20:22] mutantorange: It's the SAME DAMN THEME!
[20:22] cnote2000: yeah, I forgot that rule of horror movies
[20:22] TheBKing: This town has no stinkin' cops!
[20:22] Darkangl: man he's smart
[20:22] AgonyBooth: a good shot too
[20:22] mutantorange: It's the fucking stupid town with stupod people doing stupid b-movie shit theme
[20:22] TheBKing: OUCH!
[20:22] cnote2000: man, this kid is a one man wrecking crew!
[20:23] AgonyBooth: hahahah!
[20:23] Darkangl: DIE HARD!
[20:23] AgonyBooth: that car totally Joel Silver-ized
[20:23] cnote2000: hahahahaha!!!
[20:23] TheBKing: Yeah... Mike has the power to pass on his horrible luck and clumsiness to others.
[20:23] Darkangl: no more table!
[20:23] cnote2000: no that would be Jerry Bruckheimered
[20:23] Darkangl: POP!
[20:23] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:23] mutantorange: Sarah Connor...
[20:23] cnote2000: heheheheheeh!!!
[20:23] TheBKing: yes?
[20:23] TheBKing: BLAM BLAM BLAM!
[20:23] mutantorange: I am a young feckless cyborg from the future. i have been sent to the past to get laid.
[20:23] cnote2000: whoops, wrong sarah connor
[20:24] TheBKing: Michael Myeers?
[20:24] TheBKing: LO
[20:24] TheBKing: LOL
[20:24] AgonyBooth: you know i'm from the future because of my awesome hair
[20:24] mutantorange: vampire.. no.. vampire.. no.. werewolf.. no..
[20:24] cnote2000: ouch, my dick!
[20:24] AgonyBooth: woah
[20:24] AgonyBooth: ozzy osbourne video
[20:24] cnote2000: It's the Predator!!!!
[20:24] TheBKing: LOL
[20:24] Darkangl: wow the balls make cool sounds when they fly
[20:24] AgonyBooth: iy iy iy iy...
[20:24] TheBKing: Hey, isn't there a Gold Ball in the 2nd movie?
[20:24] cnote2000: All aboard!!!!!
[20:24] Darkangl: yep
[20:25] Darkangl: and it does cooler stuff
[20:25] TheBKing: That is super powerful and deadlier than the silver ball.
[20:25] TheBKing: Yes!
[20:25] TheBKing: YESH!
[20:25] cnote2000: Yeah, I remember the ad campaign from when I was a kid
[20:25] mutantorange: Angus Scrimm has the coolest set of balls ever. I love his balls. I want a pair of balls like his, that I can hold in my hand.
[20:25] cnote2000: The Ball Is Back
[20:25] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:25] AgonyBooth: uhhh
[20:25] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!!
[20:25] TheBKing: Mike's FAJA wasn't in the coffin.
[20:25] AgonyBooth: another great shot
[20:25] cnote2000: like shooting skeet!!!
[20:25] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:25] mutantorange: lucky shot.
[20:25] cnote2000: yee-haw!!
[20:25] cnote2000: do these kids have gun range in their back yard?
[20:25] Darkangl: at least the balls aren't indestructable
[20:25] AgonyBooth: our father's not really de... ah, forget it
[20:25] cnote2000: my balls are indestructible
[20:26] TheBKing: LIke Master Pain's?
[20:26] Darkangl: dude they grew up in the country
[20:26] TheBKing: err... Betty's?
[20:26] mutantorange: he's got big balls, and she's got big balls..
[20:26] Darkangl: country boys are good with guns
[20:26] mutantorange: but we've got the biggest balls of them all!
[20:26] Darkangl: I grew up in the country and I'm a great shot
[20:26] TheBKing: But the Rogues got the biggest, BALLS OF THEM ALL!
[20:26] cnote2000: hell yeah!!
[20:26] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:26] Darkangl: hey reg
[20:26] TheBKing: Where the fuck did Reggie come from?
[20:26] Darkangl: got any clean underpants?
[20:26] Darkangl: cause you just scared the shit out of both of us
[20:26] TheBKing: Hiding in a casket playing with his stiff?
[20:27] cnote2000: Reg was hiding in a coffin?
[20:27] mutantorange: playing like a stiff... with the stiffs... giving them his stiffie
[20:27] AgonyBooth: they wouldn't even kiss me
[20:27] TheBKing: ll
[20:27] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:27] TheBKing: LOL
[20:27] Darkangl: after you
[20:27] AgonyBooth: kegger!!!!!
[20:27] Darkangl: I'd be like...
[20:27] cnote2000: reg kinda looks like Michael Ironsides wimpy brother
[20:27] Darkangl: fuck you! You're the one with the gun
[20:27] mutantorange: see, i remember these cans of, goblin, things from another movie.
[20:27] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha.
[20:27] mutantorange: don't tknow what the hell it's on about though.
[20:27] TheBKing: Garbage pail kids?
[20:27] cnote2000: Its more barrels from Return of the Living dead!!
[20:27] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:27] Darkangl: chud maybe kenneth?
[20:27] TheBKing: So uhm... I want the one on the top shelf!
[20:28] Darkangl: oh I know
[20:28] mutantorange: and those. remember those too. those are wicked fuckin cool, the effect i mean.
[20:28] Darkangl: return of the living dead
[20:28] AgonyBooth: tap that keg!!
[20:28] TheBKing: No... the CHUD weren't in barrels.
[20:28] cnote2000: NOw, I have the urge to watch Phantasm II
[20:28] Darkangl: :)
[20:28] Darkangl: I wish todd
[20:28] AgonyBooth: dwarves.,.. why did it have to be dwarves
[20:28] Darkangl: bastards holding phantasm II and III hostage
[20:28] mutantorange: see? cool!
[20:28] Darkangl: I WANT THEM ON DVD DAMN IT!
[20:28] TheBKing: Don't fear the reaper... Mikey take my hand.
[20:29] AgonyBooth: woah!
[20:29] AgonyBooth: cool!
[20:29] TheBKing: The neverending story... hell edition.
[20:29] cnote2000: what the hell?
[20:29] AgonyBooth: you're givin me a wedgie!
[20:29] Darkangl: dude there's like nothing there
[20:29] TheBKing: SLap him some more.
[20:29] cnote2000: hahahaha
[20:29] Darkangl: no city no nothin
[20:29] TheBKing: The dwarves are love slaves.
[20:29] Darkangl: those dwarves are gonna have a long walk
[20:29] AgonyBooth: but, will they stomp the shit out of them?
[20:29] mutantorange: Oh, well, it's so obvious.
[20:29] TheBKing: so that's why Hawaii's got a lot of short people.
[20:29] AgonyBooth: it all makes perfect sense
[20:30] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:30] cnote2000: does Jody get um.. balled in this flick?
[20:30] Darkangl: no
[20:30] mutantorange: Damn. dimension fork tripped the breaker again.
[20:30] TheBKing: The movies' lighting budget ran out.
[20:30] Darkangl: not until part IV
[20:30] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:30] cnote2000: hahaha
[20:30] Darkangl: but he's still alive
[20:30] Darkangl: the ball's just in his head
[20:30] TheBKing: huh?
[20:30] TheBKing: what the fuck?
[20:30] Darkangl: yeah
[20:30] Darkangl: how'd he get outside
[20:30] TheBKing: Hey what's up with the Black Ball in Part 3
[20:30] TheBKing: ?
[20:30] TheBKing: ?
[20:30] Darkangl: now why's reggie all alone in there
[20:30] TheBKing: Cause he's Reggie!
[20:30] Darkangl: what black ball?
[20:31] TheBKing: Duh!
[20:31] AgonyBooth: this movie feels like random clips thrown together
[20:31] mutantorange: you must be this high to enter the red wierd dimensiony place
[20:31] mutantorange: we are all made of stars
[20:31] cnote2000: I'm lost
[20:31] * TheBKing 's jaaw drops open.
[20:31] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:31] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:31] Darkangl: you're supposed to be todd
[20:31] AgonyBooth: touch the giant tuning fork
[20:31] cnote2000: Did Kubrick start directing this
[20:31] Darkangl: that was the point
[20:31] Darkangl: like why is this chick standing here
[20:31] AgonyBooth: hi, wanna see my knife?
[20:31] Darkangl: why did reggie just get blown on his ass
[20:31] cnote2000: Vortex!!!
[20:31] TheBKing: Don't end up like ASH! CLIMB REGGIE CLIMB!
[20:31] AgonyBooth: nooooo not the kegs!!
[20:32] AgonyBooth: in the white room with black curtains
[20:32] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[20:32] Darkangl: take those kegs to a party
[20:32] TheBKing: IF Reggie got sucked in and had his own movie, this would be the tagline.
[20:32] Darkangl: stick a tap in em and watch people slam down the yellow goo
[20:32] TheBKing: Trapped in an alternate dimension, surrounded by dwarves, low on ice cream.
[20:32] mutantorange: Shit! it's raining dwarf barrels in hell all of a sudden.
[20:32] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:32] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:32] AgonyBooth: must.. get.. back.. to... ice cream truck...
[20:33] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:33] Darkangl: ice cream....melting
[20:33] TheBKing: I'd name the flick. Army of Dwarfness.
[20:33] mutantorange: brought to you in SCRIMMSOUND.
[20:33] AgonyBooth: that smarts at first, but you get used to it
[20:33] Darkangl: looks like she stabbed him in the nutsack here
[20:33] cnote2000: he's gonna puke!
[20:33] TheBKing: REGGIE NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[20:33] mutantorange: he's bleeding raspberry!
[20:33] Darkangl: just the way the knife angled
[20:34] cnote2000: Noo...I...have...ice...cream..to..sell....
[20:34] TheBKing: Better one. or better w.
[20:34] TheBKing: *2
[20:34] AgonyBooth: i'll be taking my knife back now, thank you
[20:34] mutantorange: thats for losing all my beer, bitch.
[20:34] TheBKing: LOL
[20:34] mutantorange: you know how hot it's gonna get?
[20:34] cnote2000: the house just glowed
[20:34] AgonyBooth: the house disappeared?
[20:34] cnote2000: what was that?
[20:35] mutantorange: His house, umm,
[20:35] Darkangl: man what a pal
[20:35] Darkangl: takes off and leaves his friend for dead
[20:35] cnote2000: talking bout Shaft
[20:35] AgonyBooth: mineshafts.. cool
[20:35] TheBKing: Tall man gets fucked up bad in the sequel.
[20:35] TheBKing: Anyone wanna know how he "dies?"
[20:35] TheBKing: I'll enjoy ruining it for ya!
[20:35] AgonyBooth: griffin... he ran all the way to hell
[20:36] Darkangl: where's the damn maid
[20:36] Darkangl: this place is a mess
[20:36] Darkangl: yeah good thinkin'
[20:36] TheBKing: Yeah that oughtta keep the dwarves out.
[20:36] Darkangl: close the windows
[20:36] mutantorange: every black person in town had enough sense to get the hell out a long time ago.
[20:36] cnote2000: breaking and entering again
[20:36] cnote2000: hahahaha
[20:36] Darkangl: no kenneth
[20:36] Darkangl: the black people were the first ones to bite it
[20:37] cnote2000: horror movie rule #3
[20:37] TheBKing: yeah you got a point.
[20:37] AgonyBooth: yeah.. pretty much
[20:37] TheBKing: Or maybe this town was still trapped in pre-intergration days?
[20:37] TheBKing: BOY!
[20:37] TheBKing: LOL
[20:37] Darkangl: that would make it easier to get them
[20:37] Darkangl: run mike run
[20:37] mutantorange: I thought rule #3 referred to soldiers patrolling unlit areas of the jungle alone, and not being able to hit anything with their rifles a foot away?
[20:37] cnote2000: this movie is like a really messed up dream
[20:37] mutantorange: Game over, man!
[20:37] TheBKing: You play a good game boy. But the game is finished. Now you die!
[20:38] AgonyBooth: i took the liberty of making tombstones for you, i hope you don't mind
[20:38] TheBKing: HOw come Angus' mouth wasn't moving when he said that.
[20:38] TheBKing: What the hell?
[20:38] TheBKing: Underground dwarves?
[20:38] cnote2000: Mud dwarves
[20:38] Darkangl: because he's using telepathy Jordy
[20:38] TheBKing: ah.
[20:38] TheBKing: my bad.
[20:38] cnote2000: is that the chick that Jody almost banged?
[20:38] AgonyBooth: my knife is bigger, haha
[20:38] mutantorange: use the force, stretch out with your fecklessness...
[20:38] TheBKing: This is the "MIke confronts his fear with a big ass knife" theme.
[20:39] Darkangl: he's sitting there saying to himself "Don't fear" but he looks like he's about to shit his pants
[20:39] cnote2000: I would have crapped long before this
[20:39] TheBKing: Grab his shoulder and say BOY!
[20:39] Darkangl: now is this going to be like evil dead where there's one big mud puddle in the entire forest and he's gonna fall in it?
[20:39] TheBKing: Doh, not this time.
[20:39] cnote2000: nice pause
[20:39] TheBKing: LOL
[20:39] Darkangl: yeah that pause was very dramatic
[20:39] cnote2000: who set that trap?
[20:39] TheBKing: This is the "Tall Man falls for the trap" Theme.
[20:39] mutantorange: damn, another leftie.
[20:39] AgonyBooth: hey, it's a good thing there was a hole right there
[20:39] cnote2000: hole in one!
[20:40] Darkangl: I'd like to know how Jody got all those rocks to fall
[20:40] Darkangl: those things must weigh tons
[20:40] cnote2000: He's friggin superman!
[20:40] TheBKing: Well they were made of styrofoam so...
[20:40] AgonyBooth: he used his hair
[20:40] mutantorange: I;d like to know what the hell all this is supposed to mean.
[20:40] TheBKing: LOL
[20:40] Darkangl: oh ok jordan
[20:40] Darkangl: that clears that up
[20:40] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:40] cnote2000: What the hell
[20:40] Darkangl: it was a dream todders
[20:40] TheBKing: Mike better watch it, if he gets any closer to that fire his hair will catch and he'll look like Reggie
[20:40] cnote2000: was that whole thing a dream?
[20:40] cnote2000: hahahaha
[20:41] Darkangl: not a dream
[20:41] Darkangl: but a dream
[20:41] AgonyBooth: huh?
[20:41] *** Joins: kdrapp (kdr@ppp-64-123-137-233.dialup.wacotx.swbell.net)
[20:41] TheBKing: But that was just a dream, just a dream, just a dream dream.
[20:41] kdrapp: a fucking DREAM?!
[20:41] Darkangl: like switching alternate realities would be the best way to describe it
[20:41] *** Quits: mutantorange (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[20:41] kdrapp: Goddamn I hate that!
[20:41] cnote2000: I don't know if I like this
[20:41] AgonyBooth: is this movie just one big mindfuck or what?
[20:41] TheBKing: SHIT!
[20:41] TheBKing: Oh never mind,
[20:41] TheBKing: my DVD froze for a sec there.
[20:41] TheBKing: All is cool now.
[20:42] AgonyBooth: i can't take jody's place, but i have lots of ice cream
[20:42] cnote2000: stop crying Reg
[20:42] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:42] kdrapp: Fuck you, people who made Phantasm! All of you! Even ANgus Scrimm, who is cool!
[20:42] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:42] TheBKing: Yeah... it's like not taking the LSD, but experiencing it's effect nonetheless.
[20:42] *** kdrapp is now known as mutantorange
[20:42] Darkangl: phantasm II was great
[20:42] TheBKing: Let's go to the California coast.
[20:42] Darkangl: the third one was my favorite
[20:42] TheBKing: Yeah the 4 barrel shotgun special.
[20:42] cnote2000: This scene is vaguely pedophilic/ homoerotic
[20:42] Darkangl: the fourth one was stupid
[20:42] AgonyBooth: i'm gonna rock out while i'm waiting
[20:42] TheBKing: BOY!
[20:42] AgonyBooth: mmm hmmmm hmmmm
[20:42] mutantorange: the whole movie is vaguely pedophilic/erotic. haven't you been paying attention?
[20:43] AgonyBooth: i miss michael knight
[20:43] Darkangl: um
[20:43] Darkangl: no it's not
[20:43] cnote2000: I wasn't getting that feeling until now
[20:43] cnote2000: whoa!!
[20:43] mutantorange: ok. that's better.
[20:43] Darkangl: what's nice is
[20:43] AgonyBooth: boyeeeeee
[20:43] cnote2000: What the hell?
[20:43] TheBKing: LOL
[20:43] TheBKing: The mirror has two sides my friend.
[20:43] cnote2000: That was freaking weird
[20:43] Darkangl: that's exactly where the second movie picks up from
[20:43] TheBKing: yep.
[20:43] cnote2000: I remember that
[20:43] AgonyBooth: this is the "that made no sense" music
[20:44] mutantorange: ok. I wish I had drank now.
[20:44] mutantorange: Fuck you S. Tyer!
[20:44] TheBKing: Don't Di-SCRIMM-inate against ANgus.
[20:44] TheBKing: LOL
[20:44] cnote2000: I feel like I drank
[20:44] mutantorange: Robertop Quezada!
[20:44] AgonyBooth: screw your adele lustig
[20:44] mutantorange: Robert Del Valle!
[20:44] mutantorange: Shirley Quinlan!
[20:44] Darkangl: ok now I just don't know what you guys are talking about
[20:44] TheBKing: I'm gonna sit here and enjoy the music...
[20:44] TheBKing: then I'm gonna play with the extras.
[20:44] Darkangl: I'm not
[20:44] TheBKing: so what's next?
[20:44] cnote2000: I'm watching the extras as well
[20:45] TheBKing: dude...
[20:45] TheBKing: Todd.
[20:45] Darkangl: I gotta get frankensteins castle of freaks back in so I can finish that review
[20:45] mutantorange: I got a 'making of' at the end.
[20:45] TheBKing: Audio Extras.
[20:45] cnote2000: yeah
[20:45] Darkangl: I'm only half way through the movie
[20:45] mutantorange: i'll watch that.
[20:45] mutantorange: i guess.
[20:45] TheBKing: Let's crank up the Techno-Disco-Phantasm theme dude!
[20:45] mutantorange: ok, is that it?
[20:45] cnote2000: Where is that?
[20:46] TheBKing: Special Features
[20:46] mutantorange: sees y'all later.
[20:46] TheBKing: Ok Kenn.
[20:46] TheBKing: Thanks for coming bud.
[20:46] AgonyBooth: see ya ken
[20:46] *** Quits: mutantorange
[20:46] AgonyBooth: yeah, that's disco alright
[20:46] cnote2000: Watch the Fangoria convention footage
[20:47] TheBKing: LOL
[20:47] TheBKing: Audio extras todder.
[20:47] TheBKing: ok so what's the next flick we're gonna watch?
[20:47] TheBKing: I'm up for THEM!
[20:48] AgonyBooth: is it gonna be a godzilla film?
[20:48] TheBKing: I don't know...
[20:48] cnote2000: man, you gotta watch the interview
[20:48] TheBKing: WEll if we decide now...
[20:48] Darkangl: not yet
[20:48] TheBKing: I did. hehehehe.
[20:48] cnote2000: it's like 70's hell
[20:48] cnote2000: love the suits
[20:48] cnote2000: I've been thinking about redesigning the Lounge in a 70's style
[20:48] TheBKing: Really?
[20:48] Darkangl: you should
[20:48] TheBKing: Hahahaha. sweet.
[20:49] TheBKing: I've redesigned my main page with the aid of Duane, but it's not up yet.
[20:49] TheBKing: Looks a lot better.
[20:49] Darkangl: you know what you should have is Tiki idols and cocolut drinks with umbrellas instead of martinis
[20:49] cnote2000: when's it going to be up?
[20:49] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:49] Darkangl: oh todd
[20:49] Darkangl: never ask jordy when he's going to get it up
[20:49] Darkangl: sore subject...
[20:49] TheBKing: As soon as I finish my review for Christmas EVil.
[20:49] cnote2000: yeah, I've had the Tiki theme suggested by a couple of my friends
[20:49] Darkangl: ;)
[20:49] TheBKing: LOL
[20:49] AgonyBooth: christmas evil?
[20:49] cnote2000: hahahahaha!!!
[20:49] TheBKing: Shut up Duane!
[20:49] AgonyBooth: it's too late for that
[20:49] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:49] Darkangl: hee hee