The Lost Boys 10/20/2003

Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central
TheBKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
cnote2000 = Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
pantsman = Josh from Varied Celluloid
FritzTheCat = Austin from Vice Central


[19:05] cnote2000: Alright brothas - let's get this one started...
[19:05] pantsman: I had Ice Cream... but now it lies in my stomach, and I feel lonely
[19:05] Darkangl: yeah
[19:06] TheBKing: lol
[19:06] TheBKing: ok who has the DVD?
[19:06] Darkangl: I'm taking sharon to see dickie roberts tonight
[19:06] cnote2000: I have the tape...let the insults begin bastards! :)
[19:06] Darkangl: 9:50 show
[19:06] Darkangl: I have the dvd
[19:06] TheBKing: hey I never insult
[19:06] pantsman: I've got a crappy bootleg dubbed copy of it from half a decade ago
[19:06] TheBKing: I have tape every now and then too.
[19:06] TheBKing: LOL
[19:06] cnote2000: Let me know how it is Duane, I heard some friends say they thought it was hilarious!
[19:06] TheBKing: ok
[19:06] TheBKing: WHO HAS THE DVD?!
[19:06] FritzTheCat: we have to synchronize our tape watchings
[19:06] Darkangl: ok will do
[19:06] TheBKing: ok Duane 11 seconds on the DVD.
[19:06] pantsman: My tape starts off on the Warner Brothers sign I think
[19:06] Darkangl: I have mine on 12 seconds
[19:06] TheBKing: Everyone else
[19:06] cnote2000: Actually, my father in law gave me the DVD but I can't find it!
[19:07] TheBKing: damn it todd!
[19:07] cnote2000: how about when the title lost boys comes up?
[19:07] FritzTheCat: k, tell me when
[19:07] TheBKing: ok so everyone, get your tapes (snicker) to right before we fade in to the water offshore of Santa Carla pier.
[19:07] Darkangl: I'm already there
[19:08] TheBKing: I know you are dear.
[19:08] cnote2000: my tape starts a little after that
[19:08] Darkangl: DON'T YOU OPPRESS ME!
[19:08] TheBKing: LOL
[19:08] TheBKing: hahahahahaahaha
[19:08] FritzTheCat: so where are we??
[19:08] TheBKing: in cartman voice... god I hate you todd.
[19:08] Darkangl: 12 seconds
[19:08] Darkangl: just before the water starts fading in
[19:08] FritzTheCat: k
[19:08] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:08] pantsman: Ehh, I think I've got it. I've got some water on the pic... DAMN THIS VCR AND IT'S MESSED UP BUTTONS!
[19:08] TheBKing: LOL
[19:08] Darkangl: I hate you guys duh duh duh duh
[19:09] TheBKing: LOL
[19:09] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahah
[19:09] Darkangl: especially todd duh duh duh duh
[19:09] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:09] pantsman: You have to use a hammer on the pause button just to get the damn button to go in
[19:09] cnote2000: alright, I gots it
[19:09] Darkangl: hate him the most duh duh duh duh
[19:09] cnote2000: boo-ya!!
[19:09] FritzTheCat: are we ready?
[19:09] Darkangl: so are we all ready?
[19:09] FritzTheCat: Im ready
[19:09] cnote2000: ready Freddy
[19:09] pantsman: I'm pretty ready
[19:09] FritzTheCat: say when
[19:09] TheBKing: ok
[19:09] TheBKing: ready yet Josh?
[19:09] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:10] pantsman: Let's start this mother!
[19:10] TheBKing: all right.
[19:10] FritzTheCat: ready?
[19:10] TheBKing: Start your engines in....
[19:10] FritzTheCat: say GO
[19:10] TheBKing: 5
[19:10] TheBKing: 4
[19:10] TheBKing: 3
[19:10] TheBKing: 2
[19:10] TheBKing: 1
[19:10] TheBKing: GO
[19:10] TheBKing: we going here? or do I have to kill the newbies?
[19:10] TheBKing: LOL
[19:10] pantsman: I'm probably ahead of everyone
[19:10] Darkangl: I haven't seen this in quite a while
[19:10] cnote2000: This movie's like mullet central
[19:10] pantsman: That makes me a better person
[19:10] FritzTheCat: OOOOOH
[19:10] FritzTheCat: THAL
[19:10] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:10] TheBKing: thou shalt not falllll.....
[19:10] Darkangl: mullets suck
[19:10] cnote2000: Bill has the best one
[19:10] FritzTheCat: fuck you
[19:10] TheBKing: coney island!!!
[19:11] FritzTheCat: I had sex with a mullet last night
[19:11] pantsman: Mullets are coming back, you just wait
[19:11] FritzTheCat: oh wait
[19:11] TheBKing: thou shalt not killlllll
[19:11] FritzTheCat: that was a muppet
[19:11] cnote2000: Jack Bauer!!
[19:11] TheBKing: thou shalt not faarrrrrtttt.......
[19:11] TheBKing: Billy Idol JUNIOR!
[19:11] FritzTheCat: such sweet music
[19:11] pantsman: 80S FLASHBACKS! NOOOO!
[19:11] TheBKing: this vamp can defeat anyone... except for fat ass security guard. Mwahahahaha!
[19:11] Darkangl: I was once married to a mullet for a week and a half. Mind you it didn't work out. Her father the crewcut didn't approve so he got his wife beehive to nag me until we broke up. :P
[19:12] TheBKing: hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
[19:12] pantsman: What's Bills name from Bill & Tedd?
[19:12] Darkangl: she got custody of the pigtails
[19:12] pantsman: The dude
[19:12] FritzTheCat: cue ominous music
[19:12] Darkangl: scott winters
[19:12] TheBKing: Bill Preston Esquire
[19:12] Darkangl: I think
[19:12] TheBKing: Alex Winters
[19:12] cnote2000: I'm going as The Dude to a Halloween party...
[19:12] pantsman: Yes! Alex Winters
[19:12] TheBKing: Scott Winters..... ass!
[19:12] Darkangl: alex
[19:12] Darkangl: right
[19:12] Darkangl: well if he had been in more stuff it'd be easier for me to remember
[19:13] FritzTheCat: he actually did change his name to : "that dude from Bill and Ted's, what's his name?"
[19:13] TheBKing: NO! MY TWINKY!
[19:13] Darkangl: hahhahaha
[19:13] TheBKing: NOOOOOO!!!!
[19:13] TheBKing: here we go.
[19:13] pantsman: He directed some film "Fever" i think, I kind of want to see that thing
[19:13] Darkangl: corey feldman and corey haim need to make more movies together
[19:13] cnote2000: Man we lucked out - two Corey's in one movie :)
[19:13] FritzTheCat: Prepare for the best Doors cover in an 80's vampire flick EVER
[19:13] pantsman: Haim is on crack now
[19:13] Darkangl: no he's not but he has put on weight
[19:13] cnote2000: Yeah I saw Haim the crackhead on some tv show
[19:14] FritzTheCat: i farted
[19:14] pantsman: Look out for the thing on the ferris wheel
[19:14] Darkangl: what thing
[19:14] pantsman: I smelled it
[19:14] TheBKing: People are Strange, when you're a stranger
[19:14] FritzTheCat: HERE WE GO
[19:14] TheBKing: yeah!
[19:14] pantsman: It's this thing, weird looking muppet
[19:14] FritzTheCat: faces look ugly
[19:14] FritzTheCat: women seem wiked
[19:14] TheBKing: faces look ugly when you're alone
[19:14] FritzTheCat: wiked lol
[19:14] TheBKing: women are wicked! HA!
[19:14] Darkangl: jason patrick did some shitty movies after this one
[19:14] TheBKing: when you're strange
[19:14] cnote2000: Was that the Unabomber?
[19:14] TheBKing: faces come out of the rain
[19:14] Darkangl: DIDYOU SEE THE DRUID????
[19:14] TheBKing: when you're strange
[19:14] Darkangl: :D
[19:14] TheBKing: LOL
[19:14] TheBKing: hahahahhahahahaha
[19:14] cnote2000: Yeah but then he did Narc and completely redeemed himself
[19:14] TheBKing: bum bum bum bum bum bum
[19:14] pantsman: Narc rules everything
[19:15] TheBKing: nothing legal! HA!
[19:15] TheBKing: lol
[19:15] cnote2000: Man, where can I get clothes like Corey Haim?
[19:15] FritzTheCat: I hate carnival rides
[19:15] Darkangl: at the 80's retro shop
[19:15] TheBKing: mexicans! ACK!
[19:15] cnote2000: Ray Liotta was so awesome in Narc
[19:15] TheBKing: RUN!
[19:15] Darkangl: MEXICANS!
[19:15] Darkangl: MOWHAWK!
[19:15] TheBKing: must've crossed the border into Santa Carla
[19:15] Darkangl: what more could you ask for? :D
[19:15] TheBKing: ROLLERCOASTER:..... of BLOOD!
[19:16] Darkangl: no wasn't looking
[19:16] Darkangl: what was it?
[19:16] TheBKing: NO!
[19:16] TheBKing: sorry Josh.
[19:16] TheBKing: busy cranking the surround sound to high levels
[19:16] pantsman: Man, I've been trying to figure out what that was and why it was there since I was a kid
[19:16] FritzTheCat: they spelled ShoeMaker wrong
[19:16] FritzTheCat: those asses
[19:16] TheBKing: lol
[19:16] cnote2000: and out comes Leatherface!
[19:16] TheBKing: name is now shitmaker.
[19:16] Darkangl: grandpa's weird :)
[19:16] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:16] TheBKing: bear drinking beer!
[19:16] TheBKing: never noticed that before.
[19:16] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:17] FritzTheCat: a deep sleeper
[19:17] FritzTheCat: lol
[19:17] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:17] TheBKing: hahahaha
[19:17] Darkangl: if he's dead can we go back to phoenix??? :D
[19:17] pantsman: He's a wiley one!
[19:17] FritzTheCat: My grandpa is a deep sleeper
[19:17] TheBKing: deep sleeper = passed out drunk
[19:17] FritzTheCat: he's been sleeping for 15 years
[19:17] pantsman: TCM reference
[19:17] TheBKing: yup
[19:17] FritzTheCat: IN MY PANTS
[19:17] Darkangl: why the hell would anyone want to watch mtv?
[19:17] TheBKing: LOL
[19:18] TheBKing: Spider man cartoon.
[19:18] pantsman: Somehow I think there won't be as many Bronson references as in Reservoir Dogs, that makes me sad
[19:18] cnote2000: Nice big ARIZONA, just in case we didn't catch it before
[19:18] Darkangl: it's nothing but an expansion of BET :P
[19:18] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
[19:18] TheBKing: another TCM reference.
[19:18] pantsman: TCM reference part II
[19:18] TheBKing: 2nd Shelf is mine!
[19:18] TheBKing: That's my rootbeer bitches!
[19:18] FritzTheCat: rule # 3: We must have as many cheezy 80's cliches as humanly possible
[19:19] cnote2000: Where have I seen that old guy before?
[19:19] pantsman: Corey Haim has such great style
[19:19] FritzTheCat: He's a lawyer
[19:19] TheBKing: Don't pull the label off of the TV Guide!
[19:19] FritzTheCat: Best logic ever
[19:19] TheBKing: hahahahahaa
[19:19] Darkangl: hahahahah
[19:19] pantsman: He's a genius
[19:19] TheBKing: read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.
[19:19] FritzTheCat: Naked
[19:19] TheBKing: Fire the smart bombs!
[19:20] pantsman: You could always compromise and only watch the TV guide channel
[19:20] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:20] cnote2000: What's Conan doing playing the sax?
[19:20] pantsman: Hahahahahha
[19:20] Darkangl: I think I saw this guy with the sax playing sax for tina turner in a concert
[19:20] Darkangl: I never got a good look at him
[19:20] FritzTheCat: That guy confuses my sexuality
[19:20] TheBKing: you can dance if you want to
[19:20] cnote2000: Man, I hated the 80's.
[19:20] pantsman: Oh man, that is brilliant
[19:20] Darkangl: but I think it was the same guy
[19:20] FritzTheCat: Now I want to watch Sex in the City
[19:20] Darkangl: think you might be bi austin?
[19:20] Darkangl: ;)
[19:20] TheBKing: LOL
[19:20] cnote2000: It's Triple H!!
[19:20] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[19:20] pantsman: Hes lubed up
[19:20] FritzTheCat: Mmm
[19:20] Darkangl: that chick sure came a long way from square pegs :)
[19:20] FritzTheCat: You guys can't see me
[19:21] FritzTheCat: Muahahaha
[19:21] pantsman: Someone's getting naughty in here
[19:21] FritzTheCat: *Akward silence*
[19:21] TheBKing: I"d bang that chick.
[19:21] cnote2000: Yeah, headbanging to the sazaphone music
[19:21] cnote2000: saXaphone
[19:21] Darkangl: HEY!
[19:21] TheBKing: Wow she looks so hot in her ahm.....
[19:21] TheBKing: 95 yeard old woman apparenl.
[19:21] TheBKing: who?!
[19:21] FritzTheCat: Yeah, I hear that mullets make you more musicly talented
[19:22] pantsman: Booyah!
[19:22] cnote2000: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!
[19:22] Darkangl: 80's crack dealers rule! :D
[19:22] TheBKing: LOL
[19:22] cnote2000: are the Rogue God!!
[19:22] TheBKing: right on!
[19:22] FritzTheCat: Is that the husband from Overboard?
[19:22] * Darkangl takes a bow :D
[19:22] cnote2000: That was friggin' great!!
[19:22] Darkangl: thanks :)
[19:23] pantsman: Hey, it's that forbes dude
[19:23] Darkangl: max the gentle vampire :D
[19:23] cnote2000: Man, maybe I should go as Max for Halloween..look at that outfit
[19:23] FritzTheCat: That woman is hot in a desperate-mid-40's-kind of way
[19:23] TheBKing: no not quite.
[19:23] Darkangl: if you say so :P
[19:23] TheBKing: AH GIANT HEADS!
[19:23] pantsman: I'd hit it
[19:24] Darkangl: FELDMAN! :D
[19:24] pantsman: Badass jacket on Mr. Haim
[19:24] TheBKing: Hell Josh, even I wouldn't hit that.
[19:24] FritzTheCat: Prepare for COREY SQUARED ACTION
[19:24] Darkangl: I always liked corey feldman
[19:24] cnote2000: Jesus! The jacket! What the hell was wrong with people back then?
[19:24] TheBKing: Don't fuck with my Haim, I was in GOONIES!
[19:24] TheBKing: LOL
[19:24] pantsman: THE FELDMAN!
[19:24] TheBKing: A Tale of Two Cories.
[19:24] Darkangl: ha ha
[19:24] cnote2000: Yeah, Feldman was in Goonies so that absolves most of the bad stuff he's done
[19:24] Darkangl: haim's a fashion victim :D
[19:24] FritzTheCat: He's in Jason 4
[19:24] pantsman: Feldman could kick Haim's ass
[19:25] TheBKing: red kryptonite?
[19:25] TheBKing: what the fuck?
[19:25] pantsman: Who doesn't like horror comics?
[19:25] FritzTheCat: It could save your life....
[19:25] FritzTheCat: IN MY PANTS
[19:25] TheBKing: come back with those Archie comics!
[19:26] FritzTheCat: By the way
[19:26] Darkangl: that kid looks like he just came from a sleepover at michael jackson's house :D
[19:26] cnote2000: Haim's a pussy in this flick
[19:26] TheBKing: yeah but he's a bad ass in Watchers.
[19:26] TheBKing: LOL
[19:26] FritzTheCat: just so I don't have to explain later, that part where they chomp down on the guy's head used to really work a number on my 12 year old head
[19:26] TheBKing: killing the giant wookiee baboon monster.
[19:26] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:26] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:26] pantsman: During the campfire part?
[19:26] TheBKing: now they have a convertible!
[19:27] TheBKing: thanks vampires!
[19:27] pantsman: THE OLD MAN DID IT!
[19:27] pantsman: Oh, wait...
[19:27] cnote2000: Bobblehead on the dash
[19:27] TheBKing: 57 FLIP
[19:27] pantsman: Haim would be a small pig if he were an animal
[19:27] Darkangl: ok josh
[19:27] Darkangl: who's ass did you pull that out of
[19:27] TheBKing: nah, he'd be a puffed up rough grouse.
[19:27] TheBKing: LOL
[19:28] Darkangl: that was WAY out of left field :D
[19:28] pantsman: Look at him man!
[19:28] pantsman: He's like a baby pig
[19:28] cnote2000: Hey there Rambo
[19:28] TheBKing: LOL
[19:28] pantsman: He sounds like stallone
[19:29] Darkangl: looks like he's fighting an acne problem too
[19:29] TheBKing: Destroy All Vampires
[19:29] cnote2000: How about fighting Haim to change the Flock of Seagulls haircut?
[19:29] TheBKing: Toho's version of Dracula.
[19:29] TheBKing: LOL
[19:29] FritzTheCat: sorry
[19:29] TheBKing: for sure dude.
[19:29] Darkangl: they're broke!
[19:29] TheBKing: FAG! Got his ear pierced!
[19:29] cnote2000: He likes his new Members Only jacket
[19:29] Darkangl: how did he afford a leather jacket??????
[19:29] TheBKing: LOL
[19:30] pantsman: He's selling crack to Haim
[19:30] TheBKing: he had a lot of cereal boxtops
[19:30] TheBKing: hahaha
[19:30] cnote2000: Hi Star...I'm asteroid
[19:30] TheBKing: he's selling crack for Yasmine!
[19:30] Darkangl: so she goes from square pegs to showing her nipples on the pier
[19:30] TheBKing: LOL
[19:30] TheBKing: oh tod.
[19:30] Darkangl: that's career advancement for ya
[19:30] TheBKing: that was bad.
[19:30] pantsman: I saw Haim's story on E! True Hollywood Story, pathetic man
[19:30] TheBKing: But funny!
[19:30] FritzTheCat: that chick is hot in a gangly pubic hair sort of way
[19:30] TheBKing: ewww....
[19:30] cnote2000: Thank you Jordan...I know
[19:30] Darkangl: yeah you know jordan
[19:30] TheBKing: hahahahahahhaha
[19:30] Darkangl: that yasmeen reference just kinda fell flat
[19:30] TheBKing: yup
[19:30] FritzTheCat: KEFER
[19:30] Darkangl: you should leave them to me
[19:30] TheBKing: it was lost among all the other babbling.
[19:30] Darkangl: :)
[19:30] cnote2000: Man, Kiefer must've been on the coke around this time
[19:31] TheBKing: and by babbling I mean Austin's constant babbling.
[19:31] TheBKing: LOL
[19:31] Darkangl: why do you say that?
[19:31] FritzTheCat: Oh come on
[19:31] cnote2000: This is around that time, I read an interview with him this weekend in the paper
[19:31] FritzTheCat: I just try to fill the uncomfortable silences with even more uncomforatble dialogue
[19:31] cnote2000: Then his Dad beat his ass and he went to rehab
[19:31] Darkangl: he almost bit it coming off those stairs
[19:31] TheBKing: Now they're going to race Charlie Sheen and blow up. And then charlie will return to normal and hop into his black car!
[19:31] FritzTheCat: Dude this song is awesome
[19:31] cnote2000: Man, that must suck to ride behind them and all the mullet hair flying back at you
[19:32] TheBKing: I downloaded this song the other day.
[19:32] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:32] TheBKing: good one todder.
[19:32] pantsman: I wrote this song
[19:32] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:32] cnote2000: Everyone has a dirtbike
[19:32] TheBKing: clearly this film was based on Werewolves On Wheels
[19:32] TheBKing: minus the werewolves of course....
[19:32] Darkangl: yeah well I designed those motorcycles and turned them all into vampires to they could ride them nyah! :P
[19:32] TheBKing: LOL
[19:32] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:32] pantsman: I am Kiefer Southerland!
[19:33] pantsman: That's his name right?
[19:33] pantsman: I mean, my name?
[19:33] TheBKing: Look it's CASTLE ROCK!
[19:33] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:33] TheBKing: Just saw a lighthouse somewhere. Could've sworn it.
[19:33] pantsman: Third base but that's it!
[19:33] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHa
[19:33] Darkangl: nice one :)
[19:33] TheBKing: Meanwhile in casa de Morrison....
[19:34] pantsman: Hahaha
[19:34] Darkangl: yeah when a bunch of guys take you to a cave and ask you how far you're willing to go, you better hope you remembered to wear your iron underpants that day :P
[19:34] TheBKing: I wonder who's FAULT that was
[19:34] TheBKing: hehe
[19:34] FritzTheCat: That is what my room looks like
[19:34] pantsman: Everyone looks like they were in Poison
[19:34] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!!
[19:34] TheBKing: except the kid.
[19:34] TheBKing: He's a Michael Jackson fan.
[19:34] cnote2000: He looks like he was in Menudo
[19:35] pantsman: You just know one of them plays the guitar
[19:35] Darkangl: he's all freaked out by horror comics
[19:35] TheBKing: Haim's room is so gay.
[19:35] FritzTheCat: LOL at the menudo line
[19:35] Darkangl: what a spazoid :)
[19:35] FritzTheCat: Haim gets freaked out by a stuffed owl
[19:35] FritzTheCat: what a douche
[19:35] TheBKing: hahahhaahahaha
[19:35] pantsman: What the hell
[19:35] TheBKing: oh grampa!
[19:35] cnote2000: Thanks Austin
[19:35] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:35] Darkangl: man what a creepy old fart
[19:35] TheBKing: That's the only BEAVER Haim will ever see!
[19:35] pantsman: Look at that clock on the wall
[19:35] cnote2000: Nice beaver
[19:35] Darkangl: hahahahahahahahhaha
[19:35] Darkangl: nice jordan :D
[19:35] TheBKing: thanks man!
[19:35] TheBKing: that's my zinger for the night.
[19:35] cnote2000: tha was great
[19:36] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:36] pantsman: Zing of the day!
[19:36] cnote2000: Vampire Beaver!!!!
[19:36] TheBKing: thanks todder.
[19:36] TheBKing: LOL!
[19:36] Darkangl: um
[19:36] cnote2000: I've come to suck your pulp
[19:36] Darkangl: why does he have a beefcake poster of rob lowe on his closet door?
[19:36] TheBKing: So vampires like Chinese food?
[19:36] cnote2000: They sent Bill out for takeout?
[19:36] cnote2000: Yeah, I saw that too Duane
[19:37] TheBKing: lol
[19:37] cnote2000: Ahh..where Fear Factor originated
[19:37] FritzTheCat: That is the best part of the whole movie
[19:37] TheBKing: ;This must be a hazing ritual...
[19:37] TheBKing: what?
[19:37] FritzTheCat: The maggots
[19:37] FritzTheCat: I thought that Chinese people actually ate maggots
[19:37] TheBKing: LOL
[19:37] TheBKing: not far from the truth.
[19:37] FritzTheCat: That is why impressionable young 8 year olds shouldn't watch this movie
[19:38] TheBKing: or ANY movie really.
[19:38] Darkangl: there's a munster go home poster in the background :D
[19:38] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[19:38] TheBKing: I remember that flick!
[19:38] TheBKing: Total cheese.
[19:38] pantsman: Patrick looks like a smart ass
[19:39] FritzTheCat: Michael Michael Michael
[19:39] pantsman: That kid is a Michael Jackson fan!
[19:39] cnote2000: Mmmmm...whole movie a metaphor for peer pressure?
[19:39] TheBKing: mmm.... cherokee red!
[19:39] FritzTheCat: This tastes like BLOOD
[19:39] FritzTheCat: hmmm, that's odd
[19:39] pantsman: Hahaha
[19:39] TheBKing: Jim MOrrison!
[19:39] cnote2000: Mojo Risin
[19:39] TheBKing: Official vampire mascot!
[19:39] TheBKing: LOL!
[19:39] FritzTheCat: HERE WE GO
[19:39] pantsman: Morrison... WAS A VAMPIRE!?
[19:39] FritzTheCat: FALLLLLLLL
[19:40] TheBKing: Thou shalt not diiiiiiiieeeeeeee...
[19:40] cnote2000: And now...vampires in a cave...on trampolines!!
[19:40] TheBKing: thou shalt not fffffeeeeeeeeeellllllll
[19:40] pantsman: Fuuuuuck, my tape totally screwed up
[19:40] TheBKing: thou shalt not beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[19:40] FritzTheCat: Haha
[19:40] TheBKing: thou shalt not flllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy
[19:40] Darkangl: doesn't he look like he's waiting for a facial with a vibrating butt plug in his ass?
[19:40] Darkangl: ;)
[19:40] TheBKing: thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffeeeeeeeeee
[19:40] pantsman: This is a great scene
[19:40] FritzTheCat: youuuu cannnt always gettttt what you waaaaaaaantttt
[19:40] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:40] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:41] pantsman: They all have hand gestures before falling, cheeseball
[19:41] TheBKing: that 3rd guy was so cool he didn't even say anthing before dropping.
[19:41] cnote2000: Fun in a small town
[19:41] Darkangl: yeah he's the cool silent type
[19:41] FritzTheCat: I like how they consider hanging from a bridge to be fun
[19:41] TheBKing: they're gonna play mailbox baseball after this.
[19:41] Darkangl: well that and he couldn't remember his lines
[19:41] pantsman: I have some train tracks, but they just hang over traffic and I would fall on someone's car
[19:42] TheBKing: quick put a penny on the rail!
[19:42] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[19:42] Darkangl: again, nice one jordy
[19:42] TheBKing: hahahah. thanks
[19:42] FritzTheCat: pshaw
[19:42] cnote2000: Amtrack hates vampires
[19:42] TheBKing: I wanna be sedated!
[19:42] TheBKing: lol
[19:42] FritzTheCat: By the way
[19:42] TheBKing: shit I missed the trampoliiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnneeee...........THUD
[19:43] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:43] FritzTheCat: does an antler technically count as a stake?
[19:43] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[19:43] TheBKing: don't go there man!
[19:43] TheBKing: JUST DON'T GO THERE!
[19:43] TheBKing: we haven't hit that point yet!
[19:43] pantsman: Holy fuck... my tape fucked up. Somebody totally screwed it. Someone let me know when they get to the part where Patrick and Haim are in their house looking outside for the other vamps
[19:43] TheBKing: ok.....
[19:44] TheBKing: thou just hath fallleeeennnn.....
[19:44] TheBKing: cryyyy little michael!
[19:44] FritzTheCat: that part is reminiscent of time bandits
[19:44] Darkangl: dude that's way later
[19:44] pantsman: Yeah I know, fucking tape was fucked
[19:44] Darkangl: :(
[19:44] cnote2000: Is Sam a fucking baby? He's like 14?
[19:45] Darkangl: yeah no shit
[19:45] TheBKing: see this is why you go to wal mart and spend the 8 bucks for the fucking DVD Josh!
[19:45] Darkangl: leave him alone
[19:45] TheBKing: lol
[19:45] Darkangl: he's broke
[19:45] FritzTheCat: You know, this is the first time I've seen this movie in my adult conciousness
[19:45] pantsman: Well, my dvd player is fucked anyway
[19:45] TheBKing: I'm kidding with him.
[19:45] TheBKing: oh shit that's right bud.
[19:45] TheBKing: Windex!
[19:45] FritzTheCat: I never realized it's a movie about vampire puberty
[19:45] TheBKing: Aftershave!
[19:45] pantsman: Just let me know when those lights show up outside their house and Haim is being a bitch
[19:46] pantsman: "What's going on Michael", sissy ass Haim
[19:46] FritzTheCat: Haim is always being a little bitch
[19:46] TheBKing: ooohhh........
[19:46] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[19:46] TheBKing: What'd you stuff for her... Mr. Johnson?
[19:46] TheBKing: love the horn.
[19:46] Darkangl: he stuffed his johnson
[19:46] FritzTheCat: hahaha
[19:46] TheBKing: LOL
[19:46] FritzTheCat: and by johnson, you must mean penis
[19:46] Darkangl: oh ok here's that part josh
[19:46] Darkangl: just started
[19:46] pantsman: Let me know when they're downstairs looking out the window
[19:46] Darkangl: they are now
[19:47] TheBKing: Motorcycles don't move sideways!!!
[19:47] cnote2000: Haim's being a bitch
[19:47] TheBKing: those are just flashlights!
[19:47] pantsman: Alright, I'll assume I'm at least close
[19:47] TheBKing: and it stops
[19:47] Darkangl: yeah it just stopped
[19:47] pantsman: There it stopped when you wrote that
[19:47] Darkangl: there's nothing outside
[19:47] Darkangl: hey cool we're pretty synched
[19:47] TheBKing: There's Nothing Out There
[19:47] TheBKing: homoeroticism time.........
[19:47] pantsman: If this happens again in the tape... I will kill whoever made this tape, even though I don't even know how I have this
[19:47] Darkangl: YES THERE IS!
[19:47] TheBKing: LOL!
[19:47] TheBKing: OH NOT!
[19:47] TheBKing: OH NO!
[19:48] Darkangl: you know why neo never comes to these gatherings
[19:48] TheBKing: I"m lactose intolerant!
[19:48] pantsman: This is brilliant
[19:48] TheBKing: oh man......
[19:48] cnote2000: What a dork
[19:48] TheBKing: this is super gay.
[19:48] FritzTheCat: Heh
[19:48] pantsman: Haim has such a great voice
[19:48] Darkangl: he doesn't have any movies because jordan never sent him the tapes he was supposed to send ;)
[19:48] FritzTheCat: I want to kill that fucker
[19:48] TheBKing: shhhhhhhh. shut up man!
[19:48] TheBKing: lol
[19:48] FritzTheCat: oooh oooh oooh oh oh oh ohhhhh
[19:48] FritzTheCat: listen to him hit that high note
[19:49] pantsman: I know who sings that... but I can't remember what his name is...
[19:49] TheBKing: Haim in the tub singing... "I ain't got a man."
[19:49] TheBKing: oh boy......
[19:49] FritzTheCat: thanks to his prepubescent voice
[19:49] TheBKing: Must... use... toilet...
[19:49] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
[19:49] pantsman: Patrick's wanting fresh meat
[19:49] FritzTheCat: What a nice little puppyt
[19:49] pantsman: Nanuck is the dog's name?
[19:50] Darkangl: yeah
[19:50] TheBKing: yup
[19:50] Darkangl: a big hunk of blood engorged meat right in his mouth
[19:50] TheBKing: Nanuck hails from the north.
[19:50] pantsman: Igloo owning bastard!
[19:50] TheBKing: lol
[19:50] pantsman: It ain't there! AHHHHHHH!!!!
[19:51] cnote2000: If he has no reflection wouldn't his clothes continue to be visible?
[19:51] FritzTheCat: not if he's naked
[19:51] pantsman: ...YEAH!
[19:51] TheBKing: Reform School Girls poster on the wall.......
[19:51] Darkangl: that dog looks pretty calm
[19:51] FritzTheCat: he's metaphorically naked, you see?
[19:51] pantsman: The one with that rock chick who gets naked a lot?
[19:51] TheBKing: I dunno?
[19:51] Darkangl: hahahaha ,look at their parents
[19:51] FritzTheCat: this is the best
[19:51] FritzTheCat: I fucking love Feldman
[19:51] pantsman: I remember some flick like that
[19:52] FritzTheCat: lol
[19:52] FritzTheCat: that line is awesome
[19:52] pantsman: I am Zeul!
[19:52] FritzTheCat: lol
[19:52] pantsman: Where is the Keymaster!
[19:52] FritzTheCat: THERE IS NO DANA
[19:52] TheBKing: What is he smoking!
[19:52] TheBKing: LOL!
[19:52] pantsman: Hahahaah
[19:52] TheBKing: Good one Austin!
[19:52] Darkangl: it's gozer the gozarian! :D
[19:52] cnote2000: Sucks not to know how to fly huh?
[19:53] TheBKing: Michael in the sky....with diamonds!
[19:53] FritzTheCat: This is what happens when you eat too much beef jerky
[19:53] TheBKing: LOL
[19:53] pantsman: Hahahaha
[19:53] FritzTheCat: incest....
[19:54] FritzTheCat: terrible, just terrible
[19:54] pantsman: Sammy and Mike
[19:54] pantsman: OPEN APPP!
[19:54] cnote2000: dig the giant Swatch on the wall...
[19:54] pantsman: I spotted that earlier on, I need one of those things
[19:54] FritzTheCat: sorry, theyre called "swizatches" now
[19:55] pantsman: Great, now mom is back because Sam was being a little bitch
[19:55] FritzTheCat: that is the STUPIDEST excuse ever
[19:55] TheBKing: Sam and teh Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat!
[19:55] Darkangl: hahahahah
[19:55] pantsman: My mom would have beat my ass if I scared her like that over some stupid shit
[19:56] FritzTheCat: yeah
[19:56] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:56] pantsman: The Michael Jackson kid!
[19:56] TheBKing: la cucaracha!
[19:56] TheBKing: yeah.
[19:56] Darkangl: mine wouldn't have freaked out like she did
[19:56] TheBKing: Let's call him Lemmy Jackson for now.
[19:56] TheBKing: as in Lemmy touch you little boy.
[19:56] TheBKing: Jackson
[19:56] FritzTheCat: I'm fine, I'm just a huge talking vagina
[19:56] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:56] pantsman: "it's a really scary comic that's all" god, everytime he says that a part of my inner child is molested
[19:57] FritzTheCat: agreed
[19:57] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:57] FritzTheCat: high five
[19:57] pantsman: Booyah!
[19:57] TheBKing: LOL
[19:57] pantsman: Forbes man again
[19:57] FritzTheCat: dde
[19:57] FritzTheCat: dude
[19:57] cnote2000: scary kite!!!!
[19:57] FritzTheCat: that guy is awesome
[19:57] TheBKing: oh cute fellas freal cute!
[19:57] FritzTheCat: I just saw him in a movie today
[19:58] FritzTheCat: He's in the new Cohen Bros movie
[19:58] pantsman: Intolerable Cruelty?
[19:58] TheBKing: burn the witch!
[19:58] FritzTheCat: By the way
[19:58] FritzTheCat: her name is Star
[19:58] pantsman: to me... star!
[19:58] FritzTheCat: Hippie parents
[19:58] FritzTheCat: fucking hippies
[19:58] FritzTheCat: naming their kids stupid names like Star, and Lucy and Marie Anne
[19:58] pantsman: Her full name is Rainbow Sunshine Star Terrence
[19:58] TheBKing: thou shalt not screewwww......
[19:59] Darkangl: hippies
[19:59] Darkangl: hippies all around me
[19:59] FritzTheCat: this song rocks
[19:59] cnote2000: I knew a girl in high school named Free Karma
[19:59] TheBKing: Fast fire will rise behind those eyes.
[19:59] pantsman: Hahaha
[19:59] FritzTheCat: this soundtrack is amazing
[19:59] TheBKing: Black house will rock... my boys don't lieeeee!
[19:59] Darkangl: they say they wanna save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad
[19:59] FritzTheCat: and have gangly pubic hair
[19:59] TheBKing: Immortal fear, that voice so clear. Through broken walls. That scream I hear.
[19:59] TheBKing: Crrryyy little sister.
[19:59] TheBKing: thou shalt not fall
[19:59] TheBKing: crrrryyyy come to you brother
[19:59] TheBKing: thou shalt not falllll
[19:59] cnote2000: I'm getting sick of this song now
[19:59] Darkangl: hey it's the neverending story!
[20:00] FritzTheCat: NO
[20:00] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:00] pantsman: He's been knocking those vampire boots
[20:00] TheBKing: todd this song rocks.
[20:00] TheBKing: don't diss it bitnitch.
[20:00] cnote2000: Watch when the vamps fly out of the cave at the end
[20:00] cnote2000: It's that last shot reversed and you can see the water going backwards
[20:00] FritzTheCat: I forgot, is Star considered to be Kiefer's girl?
[20:00] Darkangl: yeah I guess
[20:01] TheBKing: when mike hit coitus he was "shooting star".
[20:01] TheBKing: snicker
[20:01] pantsman: Kiefer doesn't care I don't think, he fucks anything that moves
[20:01] FritzTheCat: you definitely just said coitus
[20:01] Darkangl: she's talking to him like they just broke up or something
[20:01] TheBKing: most definitely
[20:01] TheBKing: why does he say school?
[20:01] FritzTheCat: Mom, I'm in love with my brother
[20:01] TheBKing: apparently there isn't one in Santa Carla.
[20:01] TheBKing: LOL
[20:02] pantsman: Hahaha
[20:02] Darkangl: ok
[20:02] Darkangl: now I'm sorry
[20:02] Darkangl: but those are the GAYEST pajamas I've ever seen
[20:02] FritzTheCat: HAHA
[20:02] TheBKing: hehehehe
[20:02] pantsman: Cujo III: Electric Bugaloo
[20:02] FritzTheCat: butts
[20:02] TheBKing: HOUNDS OF HELL
[20:02] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:02] TheBKing: good one Josh
[20:02] pantsman: I'd dip in those grannie panties
[20:03] TheBKing: Cujo II: The QUickening
[20:03] FritzTheCat: That dog is so good with people
[20:03] cnote2000: Damn you hounds of hell!!!
[20:03] Darkangl: they don't make fences like they used to
[20:03] FritzTheCat: hot damn
[20:03] FritzTheCat: Feldman makes me realize how big of a loser I truly am
[20:03] pantsman: Feldman rules and all, but he ain't doing shit
[20:03] pantsman: Lot of talk
[20:04] FritzTheCat: whatever
[20:04] FritzTheCat: he doesnt have to do anything
[20:04] FritzTheCat: He's FELDMAN
[20:04] FritzTheCat: hehahahhehe, he said "nail"
[20:05] TheBKing: wow. only vampires can put out candles with their fingers.
[20:05] pantsman: There's that dude again, I don't think Feldman could take him. Feldman could take Haim, but not that dude.
[20:05] FritzTheCat: yeah right
[20:05] Darkangl: true
[20:05] FritzTheCat: I'll go ahead and admit it right now
[20:05] FritzTheCat: I have a Feldman shrine
[20:06] FritzTheCat: I follow him around and collect his hair
[20:06] Darkangl: never invite a vampire into your house silly boy
[20:06] Darkangl: it renders you powerless
[20:06] Darkangl: :D
[20:06] pantsman: Feldman doesn't get enough respect
[20:06] TheBKing: never heard that RULE before this movie.
[20:06] Darkangl: no he don't
[20:06] pantsman: Edgar Allen... Frog
[20:06] TheBKing: LOL
[20:06] FritzTheCat: haha
[20:06] FritzTheCat: This movie is so good
[20:06] cnote2000: Hahahahaa! Never noticed that before
[20:06] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:06] Darkangl: peanut butter out of the jar :D
[20:07] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:07] FritzTheCat: haha
[20:07] FritzTheCat: hahahhaa
[20:07] cnote2000: I've heard of the "invite" rule before
[20:07] FritzTheCat: hahahhahahhahaahaha
[20:07] TheBKing: well yeah the invite rule.
[20:07] pantsman: TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! A little garlic never hurt anyone
[20:07] FritzTheCat: this guy is so stupid
[20:07] FritzTheCat: ooh
[20:07] TheBKing: But not that it rendered you powerless once the vamp enterered.
[20:07] FritzTheCat: I mistake garlic for parmesan all the time
[20:07] Darkangl: man if he can't smell a bowl full of chopped garlic then he ain't no vampire
[20:07] pantsman: Hahahaha
[20:08] pantsman: I've never heard that vampires glow
[20:08] TheBKing: glow?
[20:08] TheBKing: LOL
[20:08] pantsman: When he cut off the light Feldman was like "He's not glowing!"
[20:08] FritzTheCat: haha
[20:08] FritzTheCat: a little pop psycho babble never hurt anyone
[20:08] Darkangl: I wanna be your friend
[20:09] Darkangl: maybe you'd like to join this nice club I belong's called NAMBLA
[20:09] Darkangl: :D
[20:09] FritzTheCat: hmm
[20:09] pantsman: We're always looking for younger MEMBERS...
[20:09] FritzTheCat: I ll give that joke a 7
[20:09] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:09] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:09] FritzTheCat: Did anyone see the ZOLTAR MACHINE????
[20:09] TheBKing: hey little sister what have you done?
[20:09] Darkangl: star of david
[20:10] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:10] Darkangl: :D
[20:10] TheBKing: dude I just got that too!
[20:10] TheBKing: holy shit!
[20:10] TheBKing: LMAO
[20:10] pantsman: I love that tree they sit in
[20:10] Darkangl: run dmc :P
[20:10] TheBKing: hey mike.
[20:10] TheBKing: ROCK THIS WAY
[20:10] FritzTheCat: This is terrifying
[20:10] TheBKing: TALK THIS WAY
[20:10] FritzTheCat: I can't watch
[20:10] FritzTheCat: it's too much
[20:10] FritzTheCat: I have to cover my eyes
[20:10] cnote2000: Bill tries to attack someone and Keanu Reeves flies out and a kung fu fight ensues!!
[20:10] Darkangl: is this the part that terrified you austin?
[20:10] pantsman: EYES!!
[20:10] TheBKing: 5
[20:10] TheBKing: 4
[20:11] TheBKing: 3
[20:11] TheBKing: 2
[20:11] TheBKing: 2
[20:11] TheBKing: 2
[20:11] TheBKing: 2
[20:11] TheBKing: 2
[20:11] TheBKing: 1
[20:11] pantsman: hahahahahahaha
[20:11] Darkangl: I wonder how many diseases these guys have
[20:11] Darkangl: they don't look exactly hygenic
[20:11] TheBKing: EYES! AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
[20:11] cnote2000: Isn't that the one guy that got killed before
[20:11] pantsman: What happens when a vampire has aids?
[20:11] Darkangl: PINK EYE!~
[20:11] TheBKing: WHITE WEDDING!
[20:11] pantsman: HE KILLED A HARA KRISHNA!! NOOO!
[20:11] FritzTheCat: oh my god
[20:11] FritzTheCat: I cant take this
[20:12] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahah
[20:12] FritzTheCat: I just vomited everywhere
[20:12] pantsman: This film is just too violent for my tastes, i'm cutting it off to watch Ichi the Killer
[20:12] TheBKing: Dude that's like opening up a beer can with your teeth!!!!!!
[20:12] TheBKing: when he chomps on the bald dude.
[20:12] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:12] FritzTheCat: yeah
[20:12] FritzTheCat: that used to destroy my little soul
[20:12] TheBKing: punk rocker slurpees!
[20:13] pantsman: Born ot Shop????
[20:13] pantsman: Is that what his shirt says?
[20:13] FritzTheCat: that line is the shit
[20:13] FritzTheCat: Never grow old, never die
[20:13] TheBKing: that never bothered me. Silver Bullet used to (and still kinda does) freak me out.
[20:13] FritzTheCat: like botox
[20:13] TheBKing: when they have a closeup of the werewolf's eye.
[20:13] FritzTheCat: That's because you're a puss puss
[20:13] TheBKing: Todd you know what I'm talkin' bout.
[20:13] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:13] TheBKing: sing with me brother.
[20:14] cnote2000: that's right Jordan
[20:14] TheBKing: wait... why'd she come up anyway.
[20:14] TheBKing: ?
[20:14] TheBKing: Hmm... I wonder.
[20:15] FritzTheCat: Hahahaha
[20:15] TheBKing: Laddy
[20:15] FritzTheCat: I want to suck your blood
[20:15] TheBKing: well technically, Mike was her first.
[20:15] Darkangl: yeah right
[20:15] Darkangl: she musta had a lot of firsts
[20:15] TheBKing: hahahahahhaahhaa
[20:15] Darkangl: :)~
[20:15] TheBKing: First time she fucked a snack.
[20:15] TheBKing: I'm sure.
[20:15] TheBKing: LOL
[20:15] pantsman: Old enough to kill, but not old enough to drive
[20:16] FritzTheCat: Time for a pirate joke: Argh it's drivin me nuts
[20:16] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:16] TheBKing: cool music here.
[20:16] Darkangl: don't kill anybody till we get back to you
[20:16] Darkangl: that line rocks
[20:16] FritzTheCat: this whole movie rocks
[20:16] FritzTheCat: it's like one big Twisted Sister concert
[20:16] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:16] cnote2000: Mmmmmm....giant wooden stakes
[20:16] TheBKing: shouldn't gramps put the pointy end in the ground?
[20:16] FritzTheCat: everyone loves it but won't admit it
[20:17] Darkangl: gramps is so old he forgot what to do with his pointy stick
[20:17] cnote2000: Not when you're surrounded by vampires
[20:17] pantsman: ZING!
[20:17] TheBKing: hehehe. well people will admit it these days. Back in the 80's people refused to love this film.
[20:17] cnote2000: Be right back...
[20:17] TheBKing: no todd.
[20:17] TheBKing: NOoooooo!
[20:17] Darkangl: I always liked this film
[20:18] pantsman: Is this the part where they meet sloth?
[20:18] TheBKing: hahahahahahaahaha
[20:18] TheBKing: awesome Josh!
[20:18] TheBKing: AWESOME!
[20:18] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[20:18] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:18] TheBKing: SLOTH the VAMPIRE SLAYER!
[20:18] pantsman: MAN! I would murder to see that show
[20:19] FritzTheCat: I hear Sloth went on to manage a multi-million dollar company
[20:19] TheBKing: yeah, the company that owns Baby Ruth candy bars.
[20:19] pantsman: Snickers, he's VP to this day
[20:19] TheBKing: LOL
[20:19] pantsman: Baby Ruth! Yes!
[20:19] Darkangl: you know
[20:19] Darkangl: it's not bad enough alex winter can't get a job
[20:19] FritzTheCat: Yeah, he was given "Ugliest Bastard" award
[20:19] Darkangl: but even his rold in this was cut short
[20:19] TheBKing: "More and more, this pace seems to reek..... of Death!"
[20:19] Darkangl: poor guy
[20:20] TheBKing: those guys are "well hung"
[20:20] TheBKing: LOL
[20:20] FritzTheCat: is today the 19th?
[20:20] pantsman: He directed that thriller from last year that I want to see. Did anyone see "Freaks' or whatever that film was he made?
[20:20] Darkangl: ok jordan
[20:20] TheBKing: yes
[20:20] FritzTheCat: good one, btw
[20:20] TheBKing: Freaked.
[20:20] Darkangl: that was the lamedt of the night
[20:20] TheBKing: Have it on tape.
[20:20] Darkangl: lamest
[20:20] TheBKing: it's out of print.
[20:20] TheBKing: LOL
[20:20] TheBKing: sorry Duane.
[20:20] pantsman: I love that film, is that wrong?
[20:20] TheBKing: TOdd wasn't here to do it.
[20:21] FritzTheCat: WAAAAAAA
[20:21] Darkangl: OW A SPLINTER!
[20:21] FritzTheCat: YUUAUAAAAAAA
[20:21] FritzTheCat: WAAAAAAAAA
[20:21] TheBKing: I was SLIMED!
[20:21] FritzTheCat: lol
[20:21] FritzTheCat: "your dead meat"
[20:21] pantsman: Hahaha, those are surprisingly good transcriptions of the different howls
[20:22] TheBKing: He jacked off so hard his hand caught on fire.
[20:22] FritzTheCat: yeah, well, I'm a sternographer, so that's my job
[20:22] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:22] TheBKing: lol
[20:22] FritzTheCat: lol
[20:22] TheBKing: OH SHIT!
[20:22] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:22] FritzTheCat: burn rubber
[20:22] FritzTheCat: lol
[20:22] FritzTheCat: LOL
[20:23] FritzTheCat: great stuff
[20:23] TheBKing: lol
[20:23] FritzTheCat: Wolman's got NARDS!!!
[20:23] pantsman: Hahahaha
[20:23] TheBKing: "You know the rule about filling the car with gas when you take it out?"
[20:23] TheBKing: "No Grampa."
[20:23] TheBKing: "Well now you do!"
[20:23] TheBKing: LOL
[20:23] FritzTheCat: "Stupid Haim..."
[20:24] FritzTheCat: I love that actress
[20:24] Darkangl: what happened to "You can talk to me about anything"
[20:24] FritzTheCat: she's so hot in a dried, shriveled vaginal cavity sort of way
[20:24] TheBKing: cool music kicks back in.
[20:24] pantsman: Ewww... but I agree
[20:25] FritzTheCat: thanks
[20:25] TheBKing: Love when they interrupt the batptism here to get holy water.
[20:25] cnote2000: BMX bikes..they were awesome
[20:25] TheBKing: LOL
[20:25] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:25] TheBKing: lol
[20:25] FritzTheCat: A date with DEATH
[20:25] TheBKing: time to stuff the widow again.
[20:25] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[20:25] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:25] cnote2000: Oh man Jordan...
[20:26] TheBKing: what bud?
[20:26] cnote2000: All that's like Emeril's kitchen
[20:26] FritzTheCat: BAM
[20:26] FritzTheCat: good one
[20:26] TheBKing: LOL
[20:26] Darkangl: haim's got the gay squirt gun :)
[20:26] pantsman: Hahahaha
[20:26] FritzTheCat: haha
[20:26] cnote2000: "Stuff the widow"...that was sick...I like it :)
[20:26] TheBKing: The only surfer in this movie.
[20:26] TheBKing: right there!
[20:26] Darkangl: hey that was my joke from like an hour ago :P
[20:26] cnote2000: Too bad they didn't have super soakers back then
[20:26] TheBKing: LOL
[20:26] TheBKing: I know.
[20:26] FritzTheCat: He gets props for "stuff the widow" and I get nothing for "shriveled vaginal cavity"
[20:27] cnote2000: You did that earier? Props to you
[20:27] Darkangl: yeah 2000 PSI of vampire killin' power :D
[20:27] TheBKing: LOL
[20:27] TheBKing: A power washer would be much more effective.
[20:27] pantsman: I loved the shriveled vaginal cavity line
[20:27] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:27] FritzTheCat: well at least someone likes my shriveled vaginal cavity
[20:27] TheBKing: Old memories of my father molesting me.
[20:28] FritzTheCat: the good old days
[20:28] TheBKing: lol
[20:28] pantsman: In my shriveled vaginal cavity
[20:28] TheBKing: hahahaahahahaha
[20:28] FritzTheCat: *dry shriveled vaginal cavity
[20:28] TheBKing: you spin me right around baby right round.
[20:28] pantsman: Dry shriveled vaginal cavity, I think there's a Yasmeen joke lying in there somewhere
[20:28] FritzTheCat: haha
[20:28] Darkangl: nah
[20:29] FritzTheCat: I think Yasmeen is enough of a joke on its own
[20:29] TheBKing: LOL
[20:29] FritzTheCat: It sounds like a type of yeast infection
[20:29] Darkangl: her vaginal cavity is soaking wet from all the whorin' around she has to do to get her crack
[20:29] TheBKing: Yasmeen hides condoms full of crack in her shriveled vaginal cavity.
[20:29] FritzTheCat: I have Yasmeen
[20:29] TheBKing: how about that?
[20:29] pantsman: BRILLIANCE!
[20:29] FritzTheCat: I give it an 8
[20:29] TheBKing: YAY!
[20:29] Darkangl: mine was better :P
[20:30] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:30] FritzTheCat: a soaking vaginal cavity implies that it is being used
[20:30] TheBKing: No. you're next
[20:30] FritzTheCat: this is such a great part
[20:30] TheBKing: No you're the one that's next man!
[20:30] FritzTheCat: AHHHHHHHHH
[20:30] FritzTheCat: NAHHHHHHHH
[20:30] TheBKing: Nanuck to the rescue!
[20:30] FritzTheCat: WOOF WOOOF
[20:30] pantsman: Hahahaha
[20:30] TheBKing: somehow clearly threw that dog at the guy.
[20:30] TheBKing: that had to hurt.
[20:30] cnote2000: Holy water bath!!
[20:31] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:31] TheBKing: YELP!
[20:31] FritzTheCat: So garlicy
[20:31] cnote2000: The Froggs rule!
[20:31] FritzTheCat: yeah
[20:31] pantsman: Kill Bill Vol. 2
[20:31] TheBKing: rib to the ibbit
[20:31] cnote2000: Ewww...bloody toilet
[20:31] FritzTheCat: Fleshy tits
[20:31] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:31] TheBKing: good one todders.
[20:31] cnote2000: Hopefully Josh, hopefully
[20:32] Darkangl: ya shouldn't uh done that, he 'uz just a boy. Poor little feller.
[20:32] pantsman: I doubt there'll be anything to top the House of Blue Leaves, but anything resembling the experience with Buck would be welcome
[20:32] FritzTheCat: Boogie Boogie Boogie
[20:32] cnote2000: Amen
[20:32] TheBKing: I bet this dude plays for VAMP-HALEN!
[20:32] TheBKing: LOL
[20:32] FritzTheCat: booooo
[20:32] FritzTheCat: BOOOOO
[20:32] TheBKing: warned ya!
[20:32] Darkangl: ok jordy
[20:32] pantsman: Was there a Sling Blade reference up there?
[20:32] TheBKing: you missed sucka!
[20:32] TheBKing: LOL
[20:32] Darkangl: I'm going to ignore you now :P
[20:32] FritzTheCat: only once pall
[20:32] TheBKing: lol
[20:32] TheBKing: Death by Stereo!
[20:33] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:33] pantsman: You missed sucka is probably my favorite line in the film
[20:33] FritzTheCat: That is Ri-god damned-Diculous
[20:33] Darkangl: jeez you didn't need to go through all that
[20:33] cnote2000: Scary Kiefer!
[20:33] Darkangl: put on a barbara streisand record and it'll kill them all :P
[20:33] TheBKing: LOL
[20:33] FritzTheCat: dude
[20:33] FritzTheCat: don't joke about that
[20:33] TheBKing: shit fuck cocksucker bitch... barbara streisand!
[20:34] Darkangl: have you had a barbara streisand trauma?
[20:34] FritzTheCat: Barbra Streisand is like Sauron, we do not speak her name
[20:34] TheBKing: Haley Joel Osmont is Mini-Dracula!
[20:34] pantsman: "We totally annihilated his night stalking ass!" that's brilliant
[20:34] cnote2000: That's one ugly kid vampire
[20:34] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:34] TheBKing: Holy Shit! The attack of Eddie Munster!
[20:34] Darkangl: eddie munster :D
[20:34] cnote2000: Why's he got a Sgt. Pepper jacket on?
[20:34] FritzTheCat: great line
[20:34] TheBKing: LOL
[20:34] TheBKing: cheap shot.
[20:35] Darkangl: totally cheap
[20:35] TheBKing: David vs. Goliath!
[20:35] FritzTheCat: I like to pretend that that is Joey from Blossom
[20:35] FritzTheCat: Joey Lawrence
[20:35] TheBKing: LOL
[20:35] pantsman: Whoa
[20:35] FritzTheCat: you know he wants to be him so bad
[20:35] TheBKing: my turn
[20:35] cnote2000: Speaking of that, Grandpa in this flick was Grandpa on Blossom, just looked it up
[20:35] TheBKing: no way?!
[20:35] FritzTheCat: even though he predates him by like 7 years
[20:36] TheBKing: weirdness
[20:36] cnote2000: Yep, Barnard something
[20:36] TheBKing: cue the music.......... NOW!
[20:36] FritzTheCat: DEATH BY ANTLERS!!!!!
[20:36] pantsman: Hahahaha
[20:36] TheBKing: THOU SHALT NOT FALL.... on antlers
[20:36] FritzTheCat: That is so unrealistic
[20:36] FritzTheCat: I mean
[20:36] FritzTheCat: who ever heard of that
[20:36] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:36] Darkangl: ok bad pun coming up
[20:36] cnote2000: That page was missing from How To Kill Vampires for Dummies
[20:36] Darkangl: david sure is a horny bastard isn't he? :D
[20:36] TheBKing: THOU SHALT NOT FALL... on point sticks
[20:36] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaaha
[20:36] TheBKing: good one duaner.
[20:37] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:37] FritzTheCat: Duane
[20:37] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:37] FritzTheCat: you win the horrible pun award
[20:37] FritzTheCat: for eternity
[20:37] Darkangl: thank you :)
[20:37] pantsman: Hahahaha
[20:37] pantsman: Evil Ash
[20:37] Darkangl: man mike looks like his laser corrective surgery went bad
[20:37] Darkangl: :D
[20:37] FritzTheCat: guys
[20:37] Darkangl: that'll teach him to go cheap with a guatemallan doctor
[20:37] FritzTheCat: I have a confession
[20:37] TheBKing: Max!
[20:37] cnote2000: Get Away? I wonder if Jason Patric stood outside theaters showing Speed 2 and shouted that?
[20:37] FritzTheCat: IM THE HEAD VAMPIRE
[20:37] pantsman: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[20:38] FritzTheCat: YES
[20:38] Darkangl: I thought so :D
[20:38] pantsman: I can't believe you! YOU EVIL BASTARD!
[20:38] FritzTheCat: *Eats your soul
[20:38] TheBKing: so young.... so innocent.....
[20:38] FritzTheCat: so...exy
[20:38] TheBKing: lol
[20:38] Darkangl: you know he didn't have to reveal everything to her right this second
[20:39] pantsman: Seriously
[20:39] TheBKing: Don't ever invite a vampire into your house silly boy.... it renders you powerless.
[20:39] FritzTheCat: God, that woman is so hot in a divorced, mother of two, dating a vampire for sex, tiny titted, bright red pubic hair sort of way
[20:39] cnote2000: Lucy...I'm home!!
[20:39] TheBKing: LOL
[20:39] Darkangl: ok dude seriously
[20:39] Darkangl: you must be pretty hard up
[20:39] TheBKing: The blood sucking brady bunch!
[20:39] pantsman: Brilliant Austin, brilliant!
[20:39] FritzTheCat: BEST LINE EVER
[20:39] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:40] Darkangl: he had to do the gene simmons tongue thing :)
[20:40] FritzTheCat: this is the best climax ever
[20:40] TheBKing: time for noogies!
[20:40] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[20:40] pantsman: He looks like a vampire librarian
[20:40] TheBKing: la cucaracha!
[20:40] pantsman: GRAMPA!
[20:40] FritzTheCat: WHERE DO THE STAKES COME FROM??? WHERE????????????????? WHERE????????
[20:40] TheBKing: ooch!
[20:41] pantsman: Hahahaha
[20:41] FritzTheCat: Ok, I lied
[20:41] FritzTheCat: the best line ever is coming up
[20:41] pantsman: What are the chances, seriously?
[20:41] TheBKing: I love gramps!
[20:41] FritzTheCat: We need to all say it together
[20:41] cnote2000: Why didn't Grandpa try to save them before?
[20:41] TheBKing: yeah
[20:41] TheBKing: type it up quick.
[20:41] TheBKing: There's one thing I could never could stomach about Santa Carla... all the goddamned vampires....
[20:42] TheBKing: I think I didn't get it completely right.
[20:42] FritzTheCat: no
[20:42] TheBKing: LOL
[20:42] FritzTheCat: booo
[20:42] cnote2000: Something I never could stomach about Santa Carla, all the damn vampires!
[20:42] FritzTheCat: we need to all say it togehter
[20:42] Darkangl: if there's one thing I never could stomach about san carlos, it's all the god damned vampires
[20:42] FritzTheCat: ALL THE DAMN VAMPIRES
[20:42] Darkangl: I love that
[20:42] Darkangl: how much you think we should charge em for this? :D
[20:42] FritzTheCat: Fuck yeah, man, fuck yeah, give me a hit of that
[20:42] pantsman: I thought granpa was a vampire when I first saw it
[20:42] TheBKing: LOL
[20:42] FritzTheCat: BEST
[20:42] FritzTheCat: MOVIE
[20:43] TheBKing: hahahahahahahhaa
[20:43] FritzTheCat: EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:43] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:43] TheBKing: People are strange, when you're a stranged
[20:43] cnote2000: What a great ending line
[20:43] Darkangl: yeah it's a fun movie
[20:43] TheBKing: faces look ugly
[20:43] pantsman: That's awesome
[20:43] TheBKing: when you're alone.
[20:43] TheBKing: Streets are running up when you're down.
[20:43] Darkangl: surf nazis!
[20:43] TheBKing: LOL
[20:43] pantsman: It's like a good kung fu movie that ends right after the last fight with no real conclusion
[20:43] Darkangl: frog mother
[20:43] Darkangl: frog father
[20:43] FritzTheCat: That was awesome in a tinny titted, shriveled vaginal cavity, bright red pubic hair, desperate for sex kind of way
[20:43] TheBKing: Spice Williams!
[20:43] pantsman: Hahahha
[20:44] pantsman: Straaaaaange
[20:44] TheBKing: When you're ... straaange.
[20:44] TheBKing: Don't ... you... forget about me?
[20:44] TheBKing: what song is this now?
[20:44] FritzTheCat: lol
[20:44] TheBKing: LOL
[20:44] TheBKing: LOL
[20:44] pantsman: Hahahaha
[20:44] FritzTheCat: ALL MY PICTURES
[20:44] FritzTheCat: FADE TO BLACK AND WHITE
[20:44] TheBKing: SEEM TO...
[20:45] FritzTheCat: IM GROWIN TIRED
[20:45] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:45] Darkangl: me too
[20:45] TheBKing: Foley: TAJ!
[20:45] FritzTheCat: FROZEN HERE
[20:45] TheBKing: TAJ RULES!
[20:45] FritzTheCat: ON THE LADDER OF MY LIFE??
[20:45] TheBKing: we love you TAJ!
[20:45] TheBKing: what the fuck is a foley anyway?
[20:45] FritzTheCat: TOO LATE
[20:45] FritzTheCat: I TOOK A CHANCE
[20:45] TheBKing: Lost Boys Board Game brought to you by Parker Bros.
[20:45] FritzTheCat: BUT YOU MISREAD
[20:45] FritzTheCat: MY MEANING WHEN I MET YOU!!!!!
[20:46] cnote2000: Folye's are sound effects people
[20:46] TheBKing: ah ok thanks todd.
[20:46] TheBKing: Clearly TAJ is the king of sounds effects.
[20:46] FritzTheCat: AND LEFT ME BLIND!!!!!!!!
[20:46] FritzTheCat: BY
[20:46] FritzTheCat: THE
[20:46] FritzTheCat: LIGHT
[20:46] FritzTheCat: DONT LET THE SUN
[20:46] FritzTheCat: GO DOWN ON ME
[20:46] FritzTheCat: IF I SEARCH MY SOUL
[20:46] TheBKing: pulls out a lighter
[20:46] pantsman: Do you just know this song or are you watching it ahead of me?
[20:46] * TheBKing lights the lighter
[20:46] * TheBKing sways back and forth
[20:46] Darkangl: is your capslock stuck? ;)
[20:46] FritzTheCat: IS LIKE
[20:46] FritzTheCat: THE SUN GOING DOWN ON ME
[20:47] Darkangl: ok jordy dude
[20:47] Darkangl: totally gay
[20:47] FritzTheCat: DONT LET THE SUN GO DOWN
[20:47] TheBKing: this song is easy to type out.
[20:47] TheBKing: it's so fucking slow
[20:47] TheBKing: fuck you duane. lol
[20:47] Darkangl: DON'T LET YOUR SON GO DOWN ON ME!
[20:47] TheBKing: LOL
[20:47] FritzTheCat: Yeha, it helps that I know the whole song
[20:47] Darkangl: :D
[20:47] FritzTheCat: by heart
[20:47] TheBKing: The END!
[20:47] FritzTheCat: I can sing the other two verses if you wish
[20:47] TheBKing: now that was a fun gathering.
[20:47] Darkangl: please dont :)
[20:47] FritzTheCat: lol
[20:47] Darkangl: yeah it was
[20:47] TheBKing: no that's ok AUs
[20:47] Darkangl: are we finally going to get to do herc in new york next time?
[20:47] FritzTheCat: I want to hear one collective NO
[20:47] TheBKing: Isurehopeso.
[20:48] Darkangl: herc in new york is WAY overdue
[20:48] FritzTheCat: i cant find
[20:48] FritzTheCat: oh the right romantic line
[20:48] pantsman: I dunno, if I get it my dvd player might not play it
[20:48] FritzTheCat: but see me once
[20:48] FritzTheCat: and see the way i feel
[20:48] FritzTheCat: dont discard me
[20:48] FritzTheCat: just because you think i mean you harararm
[20:48] TheBKing: ok we need to take up a collection for josh.
[20:48] TheBKing: lol
[20:48] FritzTheCat: cause these cuts i have
[20:48] TheBKing: he needs a DVD player.
[20:48] FritzTheCat: oh they need love
[20:48] TheBKing: and some DVDs
[20:48] FritzTheCat: to help them heal
[20:49] TheBKing: Austin cut the shit
[20:49] TheBKing: LOL
[20:49] FritzTheCat: lol
[20:49] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:49] TheBKing: From now on Austin
[20:49] TheBKing: you must transcribe word for word, every song that's in every movie we watch in a Gathering.
[20:49] TheBKing: you up to it?
[20:49] TheBKing: LMAO
[20:49] Darkangl: ok guys it's been fun but I have to get going
[20:49] FritzTheCat: just in the end credits
[20:49] TheBKing: ok Duaner.
[20:49] Darkangl: you guys can hang out and talk for as long as you want
[20:49] TheBKing: enjoy Dickie Roberts
[20:49] FritzTheCat: but only if I can sing it in all caps
[20:50] Darkangl: thanks :)
[20:50] TheBKing: sure Aus. ALL CAPS IS FINE BY ME!
[20:50] TheBKing: cya later duder.
[20:50] Darkangl: see ya guys :)
[20:50] TheBKing: I wonder if he logged this gathering.....
[20:50] pantsman: Laters
[20:50] TheBKing: Later Josh.
[20:50] Darkangl: I'll send you the logs in the morning todd
[20:50] Darkangl: night everyone :)
[20:50] TheBKing: ok bud. cya
[20:51] cnote2000: Alright, cool Duane.
[20:51] FritzTheCat: Im outta here
[20:51] FritzTheCat: good stuff guys
[20:51] TheBKing: ok Aus, see you man.
[20:51] FritzTheCat: BTW
[20:51] TheBKing: yeah!
[20:51] FritzTheCat: the end song
[20:51] FritzTheCat: is by Elton John
[20:51] TheBKing: yup?
[20:51] TheBKing: no way?!
[20:51] FritzTheCat: yah
[20:51] cnote2000: I'm off as well, all you guys take care. I'll try to post this tomorrow or the following night
[20:51] TheBKing: adding to the homo eroticism of our movie.
[20:51] FritzTheCat: He didnt perform it
[20:51] TheBKing: ok todder. Take care.
[20:51] FritzTheCat: but he did write it
[20:51] *** Quits: cnote2000 (Quit: ShadowIRC 1.1 PPC)
[20:51] TheBKing: I know he didn't perform it man.
[20:51] TheBKing: LOL
[20:51] TheBKing: But I too must run.
[20:51] TheBKing: Gotta finish watching Night of the Demons
[20:51] TheBKing: I'll be my screen name though.
[20:52] pantsman: Bah, I guess I'll go too
[20:52] TheBKing: ok josher
[20:52] pantsman: I guess this is the conclusion of another succesful gathering
[20:52] TheBKing: indeed it is.
[20:52] pantsman: If only we can do Robocop one of these days!
[20:52] TheBKing: keep working on Duane.
[20:52] FritzTheCat: dude
[20:52] TheBKing: He's the evil judge to beat.
[20:52] TheBKing: yo?
[20:52] FritzTheCat: robocop is the best Paul Verhoven cyborg cop movie ever
[20:53] TheBKing: his only cyborg cop movie ever.
[20:53] TheBKing: But Paul has a kick ass track record.
[20:53] TheBKing: Robocop, Starship Troopers, Total Recall......
[20:53] pantsman: All are great, but I particularly love Robocop and Total Recall
[20:54] TheBKing: yeeah. I got a huge hardon for Starship Troopers.
[20:54] TheBKing: I hated it when I first saw it many moons ago.
[20:54] TheBKing: Now I own it, and love it.
[20:54] TheBKing: and hug it and call it george.
[20:54] pantsman: I had a legal marriage to Robocop in Arizona, got the certificate and everything
[20:55] FritzTheCat: He also directed the scariest movie ever
[20:55] FritzTheCat: period
[20:55] FritzTheCat: no one will argue
[20:55] TheBKing: what's that?
[20:55] FritzTheCat: Showgirls
[20:55] TheBKing: hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
[20:55] TheBKing: never seen it to tell you the truth.
[20:55] FritzTheCat: simply
[20:55] FritzTheCat: terrifying
[20:55] TheBKing: Don't think my senses could take in all that nudity and such
[20:55] FritzTheCat: heh
[20:55] pantsman: I've seen it, but on VH1 :)
[20:55] FritzTheCat: we know you hate boobs, Jordy
[20:56] FritzTheCat: well, Im off
[20:57] pantsman: Adult Swim is about to come on, I must go
[20:57] FritzTheCat: in a dried vaginal cavity sort of way
[20:57] pantsman: Hahaha, laters everyone
[20:57] FritzTheCat: night Toddy bumpkins, Duane pookums and Jordy sweetus
[20:57] pantsman: And Joshie Sweaty Hands!