Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 1/29/2003

TheBKing - Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
cnote2000 - Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
Darkangl - Duane from B-Movie Central
AgonyBooth - Albert from The Agony Booth
Painful - Frederik from Painful Cinema
Horrorguy - Troy from WebHorror.Com


[20:00] TheBKing: Everyone ready?
[20:00] horrorguy: yep
[20:00] cnote2000: countdown?
[20:00] Darkangl: ok I got the movie set and we got honey butter popcorn
[20:00] Darkangl: we're all set
[20:00] AgonyBooth: alright i'm there
[20:00] TheBKing: honey butter?
[20:00] TheBKing: riiiiight...
[20:00] Painful: yes... I feel tingly all over...
[20:00] Darkangl: yeah
[20:00] TheBKing: ok start in..
[20:00] TheBKing: 5
[20:00] TheBKing: 4
[20:00] Darkangl: new microwave popcorn flavor
[20:00] TheBKing: 3
[20:00] Darkangl: wait
[20:00] TheBKing: 2
[20:00] Darkangl: no
[20:01] Darkangl: jordy
[20:01] TheBKing: god damn it duane!
[20:01] TheBKing: LOL
[20:01] TheBKing: Always lagging behind.
[20:01] Darkangl: troy are you ready?
[20:01] horrorguy: yes
[20:01] Darkangl: ok
[20:01] TheBKing: He said yes a while ago!
[20:01] Darkangl: go for it jordy
[20:01] TheBKing: lol
[20:01] TheBKing: lol
[20:01] TheBKing: ok
[20:01] TheBKing: in
[20:01] Darkangl: well I missed it
[20:01] TheBKing: 5
[20:01] TheBKing: 4
[20:01] Darkangl: so sure me
[20:01] TheBKing: 3
[20:01] TheBKing: I will sure you!
[20:01] TheBKing: 2
[20:01] TheBKing: 1
[20:01] TheBKing: GO GO GO
[20:01] Darkangl: man
[20:01] cnote2000: going!
[20:01] Darkangl: I typo a lot
[20:01] TheBKing: yep. haha.
[20:02] Darkangl: awwwwww
[20:02] TheBKing: it's ok though.
[20:02] Darkangl: look at the little baby
[20:02] TheBKing: Ok so it starts out just like any normal kung fu movie.
[20:02] Darkangl: do you have a poo poo?
[20:02] AgonyBooth: eat your noodles and shut up
[20:02] Darkangl: a poo poo?
[20:02] TheBKing: HEY ABBOT!
[20:02] TheBKing: Who hit that gong?
[20:02] TheBKing: hehehe
[20:02] AgonyBooth: i did
[20:02] cnote2000: Master Pain!
[20:03] Darkangl: what is this? The gong show?
[20:03] TheBKing: Notice how Master Pain makes cat noises!
[20:03] TheBKing: lol
[20:03] cnote2000: hahaharrr
[20:03] horrorguy: Jason!
[20:03] TheBKing: LOL
[20:03] Painful: it was the doorbell, numbnuts...
[20:03] Darkangl: oh man
[20:03] TheBKing: Rooooooowwwwwwwwl!
[20:03] Painful: mushi mushi?
[20:03] TheBKing: Open the mouth...
[20:03] Darkangl: here's comes kung fu toddler
[20:03] TheBKing: hmmm....
[20:03] TheBKing: rooooooowwwllll...
[20:03] TheBKing: !
[20:03] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:03] cnote2000: The Chosen One!
[20:04] Darkangl: man master pain has a serously goofy voice
[20:04] AgonyBooth: neo?
[20:04] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAAH
[20:04] TheBKing: Love how it's dubbed bad on purpose. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
[20:04] TheBKing: Albert rules!
[20:04] TheBKing: Baby!
[20:04] AgonyBooth: haha thank you thank you
[20:04] Darkangl: yeah he does :D
[20:04] TheBKing: LOL
[20:04] cnote2000: Baby!
[20:04] TheBKing: It's the dancing baby!
[20:04] AgonyBooth: oh man.. Ally Mcbeal
[20:04] horrorguy: dancing baby gone bad
[20:04] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:05] Darkangl: If neo wasn't such a little bitch with his web tv he could be here for this :D
[20:05] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha.
[20:05] AgonyBooth: is calista flockhart in this?
[20:05] Painful: whomever is in charge of chosing the chosen one should make up his damn mind!
[20:05] cnote2000: Rolling thunder
[20:05] TheBKing: We will all be cursed...
[20:05] TheBKing: Generic screams of death.
[20:05] AgonyBooth: woah... it's the hands of fate
[20:05] TheBKing: hee hee.
[20:05] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:05] TheBKing: booties...
[20:05] cnote2000: I love Master Pain's haricut!
[20:05] Darkangl: baby feet under the bed
[20:05] Painful: manos
[20:05] Darkangl: yeah todd
[20:05] Darkangl: he seriously needs some avacore
[20:05] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[20:05] cnote2000: pee pee
[20:05] horrorguy: golden shower?
[20:05] Darkangl: pee pee kung fu style
[20:05] TheBKing: Fountain drinks?
[20:06] TheBKing: hahaha.
[20:06] TheBKing: evil smile.
[20:06] TheBKing: BUTANE LIGHTER!
[20:06] Darkangl: notice how he's all dry now though
[20:06] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:06] cnote2000: Nice lighter huh?
[20:06] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:06] horrorguy: fire. cool. heheheh
[20:06] AgonyBooth: stop drop and roll baby!
[20:06] Darkangl: where the hell did he get a lighter
[20:06] TheBKing: oh yeah that's a real baby.....
[20:06] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha.
[20:06] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:06] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:06] Darkangl: looks like the baby from dead alive :D
[20:06] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!!!
[20:06] TheBKing: Rolling rolling rolling.
[20:06] TheBKing: Keep that baby rolling.
[20:06] TheBKing: KUNG POW!
[20:06] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:06] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:07] Darkangl: this is great
[20:07] Darkangl: pick up the baby
[20:07] Darkangl: dust it off
[20:07] cnote2000: I love how there's no effort to make it not look fake!
[20:07] TheBKing: So will this woman raise the baby into a powerful kung fu fighter?
[20:07] TheBKing: NOPE!
[20:07] Darkangl: then roll it down the next hill
[20:07] TheBKing: hahahahahah.
[20:07] Painful: No way!
[20:07] TheBKing: So cute.... buh bye!
[20:07] TheBKing: Hahahahahaha!
[20:07] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:07] horrorguy: pretty damn funny movie
[20:07] AgonyBooth: hah
[20:07] cnote2000: hahahahaha1!
[20:07] Painful: bye bye...
[20:07] Darkangl: yeah it's great
[20:07] TheBKing: oh shit...
[20:07] horrorguy: even my girlfriend is surpresing a smile
[20:07] TheBKing: can we rewind that?
[20:07] Darkangl: I totally didn't want to see this movie when it came out
[20:07] cnote2000: Anyone ever see Odekerk's thumb movies?
[20:07] Darkangl: no jordy
[20:07] TheBKing: I saw it twice in theater's.
[20:07] Darkangl: no todd
[20:07] TheBKing: no todder.
[20:08] cnote2000: they are fecked up!
[20:08] horrorguy: did not
[20:08] TheBKing: I did see his other flicks. ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS and NUTTY PROFESSOR II: THE CLUMPS
[20:08] Painful: some of his thumbmovies are ok, but slightly lame at the same time...
[20:08] cnote2000: hahahaha!!
[20:08] TheBKing: and oh yeah... Santa vs. the Snowman.
[20:08] TheBKing: he was raised by various rodents.
[20:08] TheBKing: lol
[20:08] Darkangl: he was raised by various rodents
[20:08] TheBKing: So on he walked....
[20:08] Darkangl: HAMSTER STYLE!
[20:08] Painful: wow.. just like me...
[20:08] TheBKing: LOL
[20:08] TheBKing: and sometimes drove....
[20:08] cnote2000: doesn't this voice sound like one of Adam Sandler's?
[20:08] TheBKing: and sometimes partied with the desert creatures.
[20:08] Darkangl: not really
[20:08] TheBKing: Not really...
[20:08] TheBKing: LOL
[20:08] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:09] cnote2000: hahahahahaahA!!
[20:09] AgonyBooth: armadillos rock
[20:09] Darkangl: sounds more like rob schneider ;)
[20:09] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:09] TheBKing: Your days are over mister!
[20:09] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAH
[20:09] horrorguy: nice voice@
[20:09] Darkangl: what a voice
[20:09] cnote2000: sniff!!
[20:09] TheBKing: Sissy style kung fu!
[20:09] Painful: nostril style king fu
[20:09] Painful: I mean fing ku...
[20:09] TheBKing: he he he
[20:09] TheBKing: LOL
[20:09] TheBKing: LOL
[20:09] Darkangl: the bald dude with the M on his head looks like one of the mortal combat guys
[20:09] Darkangl: only with 2 less arms :D
[20:09] TheBKing: yeah...
[20:10] cnote2000: he femenized him!!
[20:10] TheBKing: Hahahahaha.
[20:10] TheBKing: Gopher style!
[20:10] TheBKing: Whack a mole!
[20:10] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha.
[20:10] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:10] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!!!!
[20:10] TheBKing: That was like his stomach plug...
[20:10] Darkangl: looks like he whacked it too hard
[20:10] TheBKing: like that's not even possible.
[20:10] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:10] Painful: damn you... he needs that to live!
[20:10] AgonyBooth: woah... we're all solid pink in our chests
[20:10] TheBKing: With all the bones and cartiledge.
[20:10] horrorguy: just like judge roy bean
[20:10] cnote2000: I like how it wobbled
[20:10] TheBKing: Uh oh trouble!
[20:11] TheBKing: OPEN YOUR MOUTH!
[20:11] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:11] TheBKing: I love the close ups.
[20:11] TheBKing: hahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:11] Darkangl: oh man
[20:11] cnote2000: lotsa zooms here!!
[20:11] Darkangl: I almost forgot how goofy this was
[20:11] TheBKing: HOT CHICK IN BIKINI!
[20:11] AgonyBooth: ah, the old zooming close up
[20:11] TheBKing: LOL
[20:11] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:11] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:11] TheBKing: nipple.
[20:11] cnote2000: nipple
[20:11] Darkangl: this is almost reminiscent of waynes world
[20:11] Darkangl: ;)
[20:11] cnote2000: dammit!!
[20:11] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:11] TheBKing: great minds todder.
[20:11] Darkangl: WEDGIE!
[20:11] cnote2000: picking his crack
[20:12] cnote2000: like Yasmine picks hers!
[20:12] TheBKing: TONGUEY!
[20:12] cnote2000: yes!!!!!!
[20:12] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:12] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[20:12] TheBKing: good one todder.
[20:12] cnote2000: Escobar Tongue!
[20:12] cnote2000: had to get it in there early
[20:12] Darkangl: Toungey is cool
[20:12] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[20:12] TheBKing: bouncing bosom...
[20:12] * TheBKing sighs
[20:12] Darkangl: were they going to make another one of these jordy?
[20:12] TheBKing: no.
[20:12] cnote2000: Gopher chucks!!
[20:12] TheBKing: I doubt it.
[20:12] Darkangl: GOPHER STYLE!
[20:13] Painful: that chick loks like a guy...
[20:13] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha.
[20:13] AgonyBooth: wouldn't those be wood chuck chucks?
[20:13] TheBKing: what the hell...?
[20:13] TheBKing: lol
[20:13] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:13] TheBKing: love the look on their faces.
[20:13] TheBKing: I shall now disappear!
[20:13] Painful: hihihihihi....
[20:13] TheBKing: or not........
[20:13] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:13] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:13] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:13] Painful: pfffft...
[20:13] TheBKing: what's up!
[20:13] cnote2000: he's not Sho Kosugi!!
[20:13] Darkangl: the 10 eyeball fingers of death!
[20:13] TheBKing: now the vein in his neck will burst!
[20:13] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:14] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:14] cnote2000: heheheheeheh
[20:14] cnote2000: where's Wimp Lo
[20:14] TheBKing: Our sexual preference are our own business!
[20:14] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:14] cnote2000: there he is!!
[20:14] Painful: don't ask don't tell...
[20:14] Darkangl: ooooowwwweeeeeeeeee oooooowwwwwweeeeeee
[20:14] TheBKing: Have you ever seen him before? ::Shakes head:: well... twice.
[20:14] TheBKing: LOL
[20:14] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:14] TheBKing: hahaha.
[20:14] TheBKing: I don't know!
[20:14] TheBKing: LOL
[20:14] TheBKing: !LMAO!
[20:14] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!!!
[20:14] horrorguy: lol
[20:14] Darkangl: that's almost something out of monty python
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:14] TheBKing: shit that was funny.
[20:14] Darkangl: have you seen him?
[20:14] Darkangl: no...well...twice
[20:14] cnote2000: Love the sound effects
[20:15] TheBKing: Love that swoosh noise he makes when he turns.
[20:15] Darkangl: havin' fun troy?
[20:15] TheBKing: See this movie acts on the law of three. Every gag is done at least three times.
[20:15] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:15] AgonyBooth: whooooooosh
[20:15] TheBKing: u.... OK!
[20:15] TheBKing: LOL
[20:15] AgonyBooth: jump cut!
[20:15] Darkangl: the moth!
[20:15] TheBKing: GULP!
[20:15] AgonyBooth: moth!
[20:15] TheBKing: cough cough.
[20:15] Darkangl: hack gag cough
[20:15] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[20:15] cnote2000: The Fly!!
[20:15] TheBKing: what are the odds of that...
[20:15] TheBKing: LOL
[20:16] horrorguy: protein
[20:16] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:16] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:16] TheBKing: again with the squeaky shoes...
[20:16] TheBKing: LOL
[20:16] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:16] cnote2000: the squeaky shoes!
[20:16] Darkangl: Squeak!
[20:16] Darkangl: little bitch :S
[20:16] TheBKing: AH!
[20:16] Darkangl: :D
[20:16] TheBKing: Lol
[20:16] cnote2000: Wimp lo was trained wrong as a joke
[20:16] TheBKing: lol
[20:16] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:16] TheBKing: If you got an ass I'll kick it!
[20:16] horrorguy: wimp lo, or wind blow?
[20:16] cnote2000: yeeee
[20:16] Darkangl: toungey!
[20:16] TheBKing: Yi yiiiiiiii!
[20:16] AgonyBooth: look at meeeeee
[20:16] TheBKing: lol
[20:17] Darkangl: what in god's name is that thing?
[20:17] Painful: man... even the dog is dubbed...
[20:17] TheBKing: I should not have asked.
[20:17] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:17] TheBKing: So is a bell in a deleted scene.
[20:17] cnote2000: This was such a great idea for a movie!
[20:17] TheBKing: hahaha.
[20:17] TheBKing: yep.
[20:17] Darkangl: yeah it was
[20:17] Darkangl: and very well executed
[20:17] TheBKing: There will be ... a chosen one.
[20:17] TheBKing: LOL
[20:17] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:17] AgonyBooth: you will be.... wrapped around your finger....
[20:17] Darkangl: come on troy where are ya
[20:17] TheBKing: It will be significant!
[20:17] Darkangl: jump on in here
[20:17] TheBKing: LOL
[20:17] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[20:18] TheBKing: FART! dog dies!
[20:18] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:18] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:18] TheBKing: I now officially know too much.
[20:18] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:18] Darkangl: usually it's the other way around
[20:18] TheBKing: WHY ARE YOU IN BED?!
[20:18] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:18] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha.
[20:18] cnote2000: This must've been a fun movie to work on
[20:18] Darkangl: yeah totally
[20:18] TheBKing: why is wimp lo's nose bloody?
[20:18] Painful: lots of blue screen though...
[20:18] cnote2000: hahahahaha!!
[20:18] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:18] Darkangl: got his ass kicked cause he was trained wrong as a joke
[20:18] Painful: yes, play me like a drum...
[20:18] Darkangl: so he just bleeds all the time
[20:18] Darkangl: for no reason
[20:19] cnote2000: there you go
[20:19] Painful: there you go
[20:19] cnote2000: hahhahahaha
[20:19] TheBKing: Get the rubber glove... it is time for the FIST of FURY!
[20:19] cnote2000: master Pootie tang?
[20:19] TheBKing: ha. ha.
[20:19] Darkangl: jeez troy, what'd you do? Fall asleep?
[20:19] cnote2000: Eeny meeny miney moe
[20:19] TheBKing: LOL
[20:19] TheBKing: I wonder where my glove will go.
[20:19] TheBKing: LOL
[20:19] horrorguy: i have to look the other direction to see the tv
[20:19] cnote2000: poor wimp lo
[20:19] Darkangl: kung fu colon check!
[20:19] TheBKing: Hey guys' how's it going? WHACK
[20:20] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:20] cnote2000: hahahahahaa!
[20:20] TheBKing: Master Pain it is a great honor having you beating random people in our town.
[20:20] TheBKing: My finger points!
[20:20] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha.
[20:20] cnote2000: my finger points!!!!
[20:20] horrorguy: what the hell does that mean?!?!?
[20:20] TheBKing: I'm a man too you know!
[20:20] horrorguy: winning is losing
[20:20] TheBKing: I go pee pee standing up!
[20:20] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAH
[20:20] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:20] cnote2000: squeak, squeak, squeak
[20:20] TheBKing: squeaky shoes!
[20:20] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:21] TheBKing: llike the techno music there.
[20:21] Darkangl: my dog has toys that make that sound
[20:21] TheBKing: Weeeeee!
[20:21] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:21] cnote2000: I love how he just worked with whatever scenes he had, even if it makes no sense
[20:21] TheBKing: yep.
[20:21] cnote2000: that's me doing pushups
[20:21] TheBKing: I doubt the movie he used made any sense.
[20:21] horrorguy: i used to do those pushups
[20:21] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:21] TheBKing: Sounds like cheech!
[20:21] TheBKing: BOWFLEX!
[20:21] TheBKing: lol
[20:22] TheBKing: I rule baby!
[20:22] cnote2000: Screw Neo, this is the real chosen one
[20:22] Painful: eeh... if the tounge has to eat, where does it crap?
[20:22] horrorguy: i used to flip like that too
[20:22] TheBKing: Who exactly do you rule? The large dark nipple people!
[20:22] TheBKing: LOL"
[20:22] Darkangl: oh man
[20:22] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:22] Darkangl: good thinkin frederik
[20:22] cnote2000: hahahahahahahaah
[20:22] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:22] TheBKing: watch.
[20:22] TheBKing: That little alien thing!
[20:22] TheBKing: SEE IT!
[20:22] cnote2000: I love this jump that Wimp lo tries to do
[20:22] Darkangl: what the hell is that thing?
[20:22] TheBKing: lol
[20:22] horrorguy: what was th bouncing thing?
[20:22] TheBKing: i don't know!
[20:22] TheBKing: lol
[20:22] TheBKing: TROY!
[20:23] TheBKing: There ya are!
[20:23] cnote2000: hahahhahahahahahahahahahaahaha
[20:23] Darkangl: up and over! THUMP!
[20:23] TheBKing: hahaha.
[20:23] horrorguy: what were those boincing things?
[20:23] cnote2000: that is so freaking funny!
[20:23] Darkangl: what bouncing things?
[20:23] TheBKing: Try your fist to my nuts style!
[20:23] Darkangl: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:24] TheBKing: If I hear one more friggin' squeak I"m gonna take his shoes and shove them...
[20:24] horrorguy: under her blouse
[20:24] TheBKing: Ooohh... it's baaaaad!
[20:24] cnote2000: It's Cletus, the slack jawed yokel!!
[20:24] TheBKing: LMA!O
[20:24] Darkangl: beats me :)
[20:24] Painful: master pain's in town... yuck!
[20:24] TheBKing: lol
[20:24] cnote2000: At least Master Pain kept the same hairstyle
[20:24] Darkangl: why's he wearing a fez hat?
[20:24] TheBKing: lol
[20:24] cnote2000: hooters
[20:24] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha.
[20:24] cnote2000: ouch!!!
[20:24] TheBKing: GROIN!
[20:24] TheBKing: ouchy is right!
[20:25] horrorguy: nuts of steele!
[20:25] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:25] TheBKing: Damage! UH!
[20:25] TheBKing: DAMGAGE! UH!
[20:25] cnote2000: towel
[20:25] TheBKing: Towel!
[20:25] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:25] cnote2000: yes!!!
[20:25] Painful: that's a lot of hate towards the groin...
[20:25] cnote2000: that's tender
[20:25] Darkangl: yeah it is
[20:25] Painful: thses people have issues..
[20:25] cnote2000: yeah, the groin doesn't recieve much love in this flick
[20:26] TheBKing: I do things that are not correct to do.
[20:26] TheBKing: I don't believe in such talk as this.
[20:26] cnote2000: I love the joke he tells
[20:26] Darkangl: funny how master pain hasn't aged in some 30 odd years huh
[20:26] TheBKing: I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time.
[20:26] TheBKing: First a joke.
[20:26] AgonyBooth: gotta love the Engrish
[20:26] cnote2000: heheheeh
[20:26] TheBKing: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord.
[20:26] TheBKing: My ass...
[20:26] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:26] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!
[20:26] TheBKing: makes no sense!
[20:26] horrorguy: hahahaha
[20:26] TheBKing: ENOUGHT!
[20:26] Darkangl: rectal bungee?
[20:26] TheBKing: From this day forward, I shall go by the name... of Betty.
[20:26] cnote2000: I love that it's so random!
[20:26] cnote2000: Betty!!
[20:26] TheBKing: rooooowl....
[20:26] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:26] Painful: so where's Veronica?
[20:27] horrorguy: thems fighting words
[20:27] TheBKing: Mmmm.. sleepy time.
[20:27] cnote2000: sleepy time
[20:27] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:27] horrorguy: gorefest
[20:27] TheBKing: that same damn building....
[20:27] TheBKing: lol
[20:27] cnote2000: Are Archie and Jughead here too
[20:27] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[20:27] Darkangl: I love this part
[20:27] TheBKing: hehe.
[20:27] cnote2000: this part made me laugh so hard when I first saw it
[20:27] TheBKing: OOH!
[20:27] TheBKing: OOOOH!
[20:27] Darkangl: they just beat the ever livin snot out of him
[20:27] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha.
[20:27] cnote2000: they just keep hitting him, it's awesome!!
[20:28] horrorguy: this scene is funny
[20:28] TheBKing: These guys all have the same voice! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!
[20:28] Darkangl: that's so totally a dummy
[20:28] TheBKing: lol
[20:28] Darkangl: I didn't catch that they all had the same voice the first time I saw it
[20:28] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:28] cnote2000: Hey chosen one, want some cheese to go with that wine?
[20:28] horrorguy: oh wel....
[20:28] TheBKing: dummy.
[20:28] TheBKing: oooh yeaaaa...
[20:29] cnote2000: pile on!
[20:29] TheBKing: Ok....
[20:29] Painful: *crunch*
[20:29] cnote2000: yah, yah
[20:29] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:29] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:29] TheBKing: go ahead.
[20:29] TheBKing: throw us ooooofff!
[20:29] TheBKing: uh oh... let's go home... don't say anything to mom.
[20:29] cnote2000: ANd Odekerk did all the voices for this movie...
[20:29] TheBKing: yep!
[20:29] cnote2000: except for whoa
[20:29] Darkangl: man he just got an old school ass beatin'
[20:29] AgonyBooth: hey, he's just waking up, like the audience
[20:29] TheBKing: except for WHOA!
[20:29] TheBKing: ONE TITTY!
[20:29] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:29] TheBKing: throws her off balance.
[20:29] Painful: monoboob...
[20:30] horrorguy: is that one or three?
[20:30] TheBKing: LOL
[20:30] TheBKing: JUG-gernaut
[20:30] cnote2000: I don't know about the one boob. It's not nice
[20:30] Darkangl: just one :)
[20:30] TheBKing: one is all you need.
[20:30] Painful: wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole...
[20:30] cnote2000: She's like a mutant from Total Recall
[20:30] Painful: too damn creepy...
[20:30] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:30] Darkangl: be nice if she had 2 on her back
[20:30] Darkangl: for dancing...
[20:30] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:30] Darkangl: ;)
[20:30] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:30] cnote2000: 2 on the back for close dancing
[20:30] Painful: HAHAHA...
[20:30] TheBKing: DUDE! IT'S HIS MOM!
[20:30] horrorguy: do you know why god invented breasts?
[20:30] cnote2000: like al Bundy used to say
[20:31] horrorguy: so we have something to look ay when we talk to women
[20:31] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:31] cnote2000: tounge fu
[20:31] TheBKing: DUDE!
[20:31] AgonyBooth: eww... porn movie kissing
[20:31] cnote2000: how is that his mom?
[20:31] TheBKing: hmmm....
[20:31] TheBKing: hmmmm...
[20:31] TheBKing: hmmm....
[20:31] Darkangl: trust the power of the tounge
[20:31] Darkangl: tongue
[20:31] Darkangl: damn typos
[20:31] Darkangl: ;)
[20:31] Painful: moon you?
[20:31] TheBKing: Dude.... don't you recognize the face?!
[20:31] cnote2000: no
[20:31] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:31] TheBKing: No....
[20:31] TheBKing: Moo-niu
[20:31] TheBKing: SEE!
[20:31] TheBKing: It is his mom!
[20:32] TheBKing: yech.
[20:32] cnote2000: ewwwwwwwwwwww
[20:32] TheBKing: blech.
[20:32] AgonyBooth: it's kayser sose
[20:32] TheBKing: one breasted mom...
[20:32] cnote2000: grody to the max
[20:32] TheBKing: Bark!
[20:32] TheBKing: LOL
[20:32] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:32] horrorguy: bark
[20:32] Painful: doorbell!
[20:32] AgonyBooth: at least the dog can act
[20:32] Darkangl: taco bell
[20:32] Darkangl: taco bell
[20:32] TheBKing: product placement for taco bell.
[20:32] TheBKing: LOL
[20:32] AgonyBooth: i want my baby back baby back
[20:32] Darkangl: product placement with taco bell
[20:32] TheBKing: I've come to kick ass.
[20:32] cnote2000: watch out for Betty's song!!
[20:32] TheBKing: CAN'T TOUCH THIS! .......
[20:32] TheBKing: Do you need a glass of water or something.
[20:33] Painful: he plays it while he beats you up!
[20:33] TheBKing: Jeez at least cover your mouth we're all going to catch it!
[20:33] AgonyBooth: i love mc hammer
[20:33] AgonyBooth: he rocks
[20:33] Painful: yeah... fight music!
[20:33] TheBKing: yeah he DID!
[20:33] TheBKing: that fat guy in teh background is hilarious!
[20:33] Darkangl: yeah, his dancin' was Albert Huge!
[20:33] TheBKing: with the boom box.
[20:33] cnote2000: hahahahahahahaha
[20:33] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:33] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahhahaha
[20:33] Darkangl: :D
[20:33] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[20:33] TheBKing: Why I outta!
[20:33] TheBKing: LOL
[20:33] cnote2000: The Claw!!
[20:33] TheBKing: He'll kill you like a small dog.
[20:33] Darkangl: monkey in a pinata
[20:34] cnote2000: a monkey in a piniata?
[20:34] TheBKing: Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata hoping the kids don't break through with a stick.
[20:34] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:34] TheBKing: good bye sally.
[20:34] cnote2000: it's betty
[20:34] TheBKing: It's betty you son of a pig.
[20:34] TheBKing: The name is betty.
[20:34] TheBKing: I
[20:34] TheBKing: I
[20:34] TheBKing: I
[20:34] TheBKing: i
[20:34] TheBKing: i
[20:34] TheBKing: I
[20:34] cnote2000: he called him sally heheheheeh
[20:34] TheBKing: WEEOOOO!
[20:34] TheBKing: lol
[20:34] Darkangl: weeeeoooooooo
[20:34] cnote2000: Those curley cues...hehehehee
[20:34] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:35] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[20:35] TheBKing: Never make it
[20:35] cnote2000: hahahahahahaah
[20:35] TheBKing: ever make it, never, ever make it,.... can't you see?
[20:35] TheBKing: you won't make it!
[20:35] TheBKing: lol
[20:35] Darkangl: I wonder if she could even bet just a little more annoying
[20:35] TheBKing: hmm... ok!
[20:35] TheBKing: WATERFALL SCENE!
[20:35] TheBKing: YES!
[20:35] Painful: I emplore you to reconsider.
[20:35] TheBKing: WWWEEEE OOOOO!
[20:35] cnote2000: Her voice is really, really annoying
[20:35] Darkangl: I'm gonna look for that damn titanic this time
[20:35] TheBKing: Look up in the sky!
[20:35] Darkangl: what was that
[20:35] Painful: ALIENS!
[20:35] horrorguy: pyramid?
[20:35] cnote2000: it's right in the first shot at the bottom of the waterfall
[20:35] TheBKing: yep.
[20:36] TheBKing: Lke the music here.
[20:36] TheBKing: *like.
[20:36] cnote2000: yet another Matrix spoof coming up
[20:36] horrorguy: cow fu!
[20:36] Darkangl: this cow looks too fake
[20:36] TheBKing: yep!
[20:36] TheBKing: oh god forbid dude!
[20:36] AgonyBooth: come on, that's a real cow
[20:36] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:36] TheBKing: They're using dummies for some scenes!
[20:36] TheBKing: GRIN!
[20:36] TheBKing: LM!O
[20:36] Painful: cow looks pretty good actually... could have been much worse...
[20:36] TheBKing: GOT MILK?!
[20:36] cnote2000: the matrix stuff was way played out when this movie came out
[20:36] Darkangl: he gets his ass kicked by this cow
[20:37] TheBKing: How udderly stupid...
[20:37] Darkangl: yeah it was
[20:37] TheBKing: hehehe.
[20:37] TheBKing: get it.
[20:37] Darkangl: got milk?
[20:37] cnote2000: oh my god duane
[20:37] TheBKing: UDDER-ly.
[20:37] TheBKing: hehe.
[20:37] TheBKing: TOMBSTONE!
[20:37] Darkangl: what todders?
[20:37] TheBKing: Defeat thy cow teat!
[20:37] cnote2000: that was uncalled for, that blatant pun :)
[20:37] horrorguy: owww!
[20:37] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:37] AgonyBooth: some things, i never needed to see
[20:37] Darkangl: that udder looks like it'd be fun to punch :)
[20:37] cnote2000: heheheheehe
[20:37] TheBKing: it had to be done!
[20:37] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:38] Darkangl: and that was jordy with the pun not me
[20:38] Painful: matrix spoof #656025662
[20:38] Darkangl: yep frederik :)
[20:38] cnote2000: that ain't milk
[20:38] TheBKing: lol
[20:38] cnote2000: sorry duane, my bad
[20:38] TheBKing: So a cow's body is primarily made of milk?
[20:38] TheBKing: wow.
[20:38] AgonyBooth: i guess so
[20:38] cnote2000: yes, didn't you know that
[20:38] TheBKing: You learn everything from the movies!
[20:38] Darkangl: looks that way
[20:38] cnote2000: movies never lie
[20:38] TheBKing: TITANIC!
[20:38] Darkangl: and brown cows give chocolate milk
[20:38] cnote2000: told ya!
[20:38] TheBKing: Dude....
[20:38] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:39] Darkangl: swingin the chain swingin the chain
[20:39] Painful: fuck, I missed it...
[20:39] TheBKing: lol
[20:39] cnote2000: hahahahahahaahaha
[20:39] TheBKing: sorry I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants.
[20:39] horrorguy: what do yellow cows give?
[20:39] TheBKing: I'll spank you now bitch.
[20:39] cnote2000: pee pee
[20:39] Darkangl: pee pee
[20:39] Darkangl: :D
[20:39] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:39] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:39] cnote2000: hahhahahahahahaha
[20:40] Darkangl: you know who the narrator sounds like?
[20:40] TheBKing: shirt ripper!
[20:40] Darkangl: Ren from Ren and Stimpy
[20:40] cnote2000: shirt ripper!!
[20:40] Darkangl: :D
[20:40] TheBKing: hey Betty doesn't have his protective caps on!
[20:40] AgonyBooth: sounds like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
[20:40] Darkangl: he should have listened to that one boob chick
[20:40] horrorguy: you're right. Ren!
[20:40] AgonyBooth: you look like crap, man!
[20:40] cnote2000: whale?
[20:40] TheBKing: water everywhere.
[20:40] AgonyBooth: boy did your career go down the poophole
[20:40] TheBKing: RIGHT THERE!
[20:40] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:40] TheBKing: he even says... WHHAAAALLLLE!
[20:40] TheBKing: lol
[20:41] cnote2000: memento
[20:41] Painful: looked lika a dolphin to me...
[20:41] cnote2000: This movie is so freaking crazy
[20:41] TheBKing: Let me know if you see a Radio Shack.
[20:41] AgonyBooth: memento...
[20:41] TheBKing: No it was a killer whale fred.
[20:41] Darkangl: that's so totally random
[20:41] TheBKing: One of us.
[20:41] TheBKing: Is wearing
[20:41] TheBKing: a push up bra
[20:41] TheBKing: It's lacy.
[20:41] TheBKing: and cute.
[20:41] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[20:41] TheBKing: ....
[20:41] cnote2000: The fart noise is hilarious
[20:41] horrorguy: fart flashback
[20:41] TheBKing: yep.
[20:42] Painful: heeeeeey, I remember you!
[20:42] TheBKing: NA NA NA
[20:42] cnote2000: I'm having fart flashbacks right now
[20:42] TheBKing: NEO
[20:42] TheBKing: BA NANANANANA
[20:42] TheBKing: SPORIN!
[20:42] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:42] TheBKing: Master Tang is gonna start feeling up the other old guy.... right about ... now...!
[20:42] TheBKing: ::nods:: ... NO
[20:42] Darkangl: not yet
[20:42] TheBKing: I don't understnad.
[20:42] Darkangl: now he does
[20:42] TheBKing: Now there he goes.
[20:42] TheBKing: Look at his face.
[20:43] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
[20:43] TheBKing: Don't spoil everything.
[20:43] Painful: it's good it's good!
[20:43] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:43] cnote2000: what the hell?!?!?
[20:43] TheBKing: AND HE DIES!
[20:43] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:43] TheBKing: Apparently his wound never closed up properly.
[20:43] TheBKing: lol
[20:43] Painful: sexed to death...
[20:43] cnote2000: Maser tang is a freak
[20:43] Darkangl: well if that guy would have stopped squeezing his nipple
[20:43] TheBKing: So that's why Tara always slaps my hands.
[20:43] Painful: he was my father my entire life...
[20:43] TheBKing: ....
[20:43] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[20:43] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha.
[20:44] Darkangl: she has an open chest wound jordy?
[20:44] cnote2000: oooweee oowweeee owweeeooo
[20:44] TheBKing: No.... but I like to pretend.
[20:44] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:44] cnote2000: ewwwwww
[20:44] TheBKing: HAHA
[20:44] Darkangl: I'm a little tiny horny honey! :D
[20:44] TheBKing: Hmm...
[20:44] TheBKing: MMMMM......
[20:44] TheBKing: MMMMMMM:....
[20:44] TheBKing: MMMMMMM
[20:44] TheBKing: WEE OO...
[20:44] TheBKing: Oh but I don't know...
[20:44] TheBKing: it's so soon.
[20:44] cnote2000: alright, I've gotta go and watch american Idol
[20:44] Painful: MHHHHHH OOEEOOEEOEE...
[20:44] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[20:44] Darkangl: todd
[20:44] TheBKing: So ready for love!
[20:44] cnote2000: just kidding, you think I'm nuts!!!!
[20:45] TheBKing: what Todder?!
[20:45] Darkangl: I will kick your ass myself
[20:45] TheBKing: Yeah me too.
[20:45] cnote2000: hahahahahaha, Gotcha!!!
[20:45] TheBKing: Take me man meat!
[20:45] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:45] TheBKing: But I don't want you to think I'm a slut!
[20:45] horrorguy: man meat lol
[20:45] cnote2000: You couldn't force me to watch that crap
[20:45] TheBKing: I LOVE THIS PART!
[20:45] AgonyBooth: what now
[20:45] TheBKing: OH MY GOD!
[20:45] Darkangl: I'm a slut
[20:45] TheBKing: MUSHU FASSA!
[20:45] TheBKing: Simba!
[20:45] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:45] cnote2000: this part is so out there....
[20:45] AgonyBooth: waoh... the MGM lion
[20:45] TheBKing: Chos-imba!
[20:46] cnote2000: James Earl Jones must've needed a paycheck
[20:46] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:46] Painful: a lion with swords?
[20:46] TheBKing: The great circle of.... stuff...
[20:46] cnote2000: This is CNN
[20:46] TheBKing: NOT YET TODDER!
[20:46] AgonyBooth: "this is the worst film i've been in since exorcist 2"
[20:46] TheBKing: damn it.
[20:46] cnote2000: I like the ninja swords
[20:46] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:46] AgonyBooth: "this.... is CNN"
[20:46] TheBKing: NOT YET ALBERT!
[20:46] TheBKing: lol
[20:46] cnote2000: heheheheehe
[20:46] cnote2000: now?
[20:46] TheBKing: The answer you seek resides in the stars above.
[20:46] TheBKing: NO!
[20:46] Darkangl: The evil council is the MPRAA
[20:46] TheBKing: how far are you Todder?
[20:46] TheBKing: lol
[20:46] Darkangl: ;)
[20:46] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:47] TheBKing: You mean... MPAA?
[20:47] TheBKing: lol
[20:47] Darkangl: no
[20:47] TheBKing: ready....
[20:47] Darkangl: the MPRAA
[20:47] cnote2000: I'm on track, I just liked to say it
[20:47] TheBKing: THIS IS CNN!
[20:47] cnote2000: This is...CNN
[20:47] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:47] Darkangl: the MPAA is a different thing
[20:47] TheBKing: there we go.
[20:47] cnote2000: yeahhhhhhh!!!!!
[20:47] AgonyBooth: man... i didn't even know that joke was in there
[20:47] horrorguy: what is MPRAA?
[20:47] Painful: CEEEE ENNNN EEEEEENNNN....
[20:47] TheBKing: Tiger.
[20:47] cnote2000: birdie
[20:47] TheBKing: Tiger tiger tiger.
[20:47] TheBKing: Bird.
[20:47] TheBKing: Birdie birdie birdie birdie.
[20:47] cnote2000: I am a great magician
[20:47] TheBKing: I'm a great magician.
[20:47] TheBKing: Your clothes are RED!
[20:47] Painful: Betty's first coloring book...
[20:47] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[20:48] cnote2000: hahahahahahaahahaahahahahahaaha!!
[20:48] cnote2000: that's priceless
[20:48] TheBKing: BLACK CLOTHES!
[20:48] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:48] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaaha.
[20:48] Darkangl: LMAO!
[20:48] cnote2000: this is such a messed up movie, i love it
[20:48] Darkangl: yep
[20:48] TheBKing: RED CLOTHES!
[20:48] TheBKing: have you noticed how you can see through some of the characters?
[20:48] horrorguy: the infernal toungey
[20:48] AgonyBooth: but more boring than evil
[20:48] cnote2000: never noticed that
[20:48] Darkangl: no I never noticed
[20:48] TheBKing: It is a bad bad plan that will hurt many people that are good.
[20:49] cnote2000: a stone
[20:49] TheBKing: Some a re slightly transparent.
[20:49] TheBKing: With a rock or something.
[20:49] TheBKing: Like a stone.
[20:49] TheBKing: We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day!
[20:49] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:49] cnote2000: crazy ventriloquists!!
[20:50] TheBKing: On the life of my dummy, I swear this.
[20:50] cnote2000: I think I know why Betty is so violent
[20:50] TheBKing: I'll never tell you this.
[20:50] Darkangl: why todders?
[20:50] cnote2000: That's some weird male pattern baldness
[20:50] Painful: fetal alcohol syndrome
[20:50] TheBKing: Your mouth tricks won't work on me ventriloquists
[20:50] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:50] TheBKing: Orson!
[20:50] TheBKing: WELLS!
[20:50] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:50] TheBKing: I swing a bit more...
[20:50] AgonyBooth: yeah.. moving on
[20:50] TheBKing: I swing a bit less...
[20:50] horrorguy: gallows humor
[20:51] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:51] cnote2000: good one troy
[20:51] cnote2000: weeoooo
[20:51] Darkangl: weeeeeeoooooooooo
[20:51] TheBKing: Betty has his name embroidered on his kimono.
[20:51] Darkangl: he does?
[20:51] cnote2000: I just noticed the name tag
[20:51] TheBKing: LOL
[20:51] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:51] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:51] AgonyBooth: let's just make random noises for the next ten minutes
[20:51] TheBKing: ROOOOOOOWSL!
[20:51] AgonyBooth: that's comedy!!!
[20:51] TheBKing: lmao
[20:51] TheBKing: wee oo!
[20:51] cnote2000: are they trying to annoy each other to death?
[20:51] TheBKing: yes!
[20:51] TheBKing: hahahahahahahha.
[20:51] Darkangl: annoying style :D
[20:51] horrorguy: she sounded like miss piggy
[20:51] TheBKing: Chicken go cluck cluck
[20:51] TheBKing: cow go moo
[20:51] Darkangl: yeah
[20:52] TheBKing: piggy go snort snort.
[20:52] TheBKing: gonna be an animal just like you....
[20:52] TheBKing: I'm just a birdie too.
[20:52] TheBKing: Hmmm....
[20:52] Darkangl: there's someone behind her with his hand up her ass making her mouth move
[20:52] TheBKing: Hmmmm...?
[20:52] Darkangl: :D
[20:52] TheBKing: lemurs go sniff sniff.
[20:52] Darkangl: weeeeoeeeeeeoeeeee
[20:52] cnote2000: I like big butts and I cannot lie....
[20:52] Painful: ostridge go bleh...
[20:52] cnote2000: use me !!
[20:52] AgonyBooth: sir mix a lot needs money
[20:52] TheBKing: LOL
[20:52] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:53] TheBKing: Should've gone with A.
[20:53] cnote2000: I wonder how long it took to make this movie?
[20:53] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:53] Darkangl: probably a really long time
[20:53] TheBKing: sqeuaky shoes.
[20:53] AgonyBooth: i dunno, maybe a couple of weekends
[20:53] cnote2000: all the CG work and dubbing
[20:53] TheBKing: You go that way.
[20:53] TheBKing: I'll go home.
[20:53] TheBKing: LOL
[20:53] Darkangl: man she totally runs like a girl
[20:53] TheBKing: This next scene is right out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
[20:54] TheBKing: Chosen one.!
[20:54] TheBKing: I'm coming.
[20:54] TheBKing: Chosen one.
[20:54] TheBKing: I'm coming!
[20:54] TheBKing: Chosen one!
[20:54] Painful: I'm coming!
[20:54] TheBKing: I'm COming!
[20:54] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha.
[20:54] AgonyBooth: the rule of threes
[20:54] cnote2000: It does remind me on Holy Grail
[20:54] AgonyBooth: or fives as the case may be
[20:54] TheBKing: told ya!
[20:54] TheBKing: rule of threes!
[20:54] cnote2000: That is a lethal net by god!!
[20:54] TheBKing: this was yet another exception.
[20:54] Darkangl: dude what is that like maybe a 3x3 net?
[20:54] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[20:54] Painful: well.. stupid people need to have fun too...
[20:54] TheBKing: Intermission!
[20:54] TheBKing: Why don't you get a carbonated soda!
[20:55] TheBKing: I hope they have ICEES!
[20:55] Painful: lets all go to the lobby!
[20:55] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:55] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!
[20:55] Darkangl: that intermission is sweet
[20:55] TheBKing: I'll just reverse the footage!
[20:55] cnote2000: Reversed film! It's sweet!
[20:55] TheBKing: lol
[20:55] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:56] AgonyBooth: you might need a breath mint though
[20:56] Darkangl: reversed film is a great comedic method
[20:56] Darkangl: so is sped up film
[20:56] cnote2000: n Stink
[20:56] TheBKing: Beware the song about Big Butts. Betty will beat you up when he plays it!
[20:56] TheBKing: N SUCK!
[20:56] Painful: my favorite member is Harpo...
[20:56] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:56] TheBKing: Chosen ....
[20:57] TheBKing: LING!
[20:57] cnote2000: The tears!!
[20:57] horrorguy: wet face
[20:57] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha.
[20:57] TheBKing: DOG! OH NO!
[20:57] TheBKing: It's ok boy.
[20:57] cnote2000: thank god! Now there's no more annoying voice....wait
[20:57] TheBKing: No it's NOT!
[20:57] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:58] Painful: why did you leave me?
[20:58] TheBKing: If you're all ok... then surely Wimp Lo....!
[20:58] cnote2000: Check on Wimp Lo!!
[20:58] TheBKing: ::flies buzzin::
[20:58] TheBKing: LOL
[20:58] Darkangl: hahahahahahah
[20:58] TheBKing: oh...
[20:58] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahah.
[20:58] TheBKing: Betty has gone too far.
[20:58] TheBKing: BADONG!
[20:58] Darkangl: yes
[20:58] TheBKing: Killing is badong!
[20:59] cnote2000: Badong!!
[20:59] TheBKing: gnodab!
[20:59] Painful: GNODAB!
[20:59] TheBKing: Right here in my hand.
[20:59] cnote2000: Gonadab! This movie is crazy!!
[20:59] TheBKing: LOL
[20:59] cnote2000: I like this when he goes nuts
[20:59] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:59] Darkangl: all the dummies have moustaches
[20:59] Darkangl: and that same haircut as betty
[20:59] TheBKing: really?
[21:00] AgonyBooth: didn't the narrator die?
[21:00] TheBKing: I didn't even notice...
[21:00] TheBKing: NO!
[21:00] TheBKing: he was ok.
[21:00] AgonyBooth: oh i missed it
[21:00] Painful: I know how he feels...
[21:00] cnote2000: Does it matter who dies in the movie?
[21:00] TheBKing: DON"T LOOK AT MEEEE!!!!
[21:00] Darkangl: all those dummies look like the comedian gallagher :D
[21:00] cnote2000: They'll come back anyway
[21:00] TheBKing: lol
[21:00] cnote2000: Yeah, where are the watermelons!!
[21:01] TheBKing: There aren't any watermelons in this movie!
[21:01] TheBKing: It would've cost too much to digitally add them.
[21:01] Darkangl: if the chosen one had the sledge-o-matic, he could defeat the evil Betty for sure!
[21:01] TheBKing: Lemon juice!
[21:01] TheBKing: Salt!
[21:01] TheBKing: Mercury!
[21:01] horrorguy: try some ceyenne pepper
[21:01] TheBKing: lol
[21:01] cnote2000: Man, that's a sadistic chick!!
[21:01] TheBKing: You broke a thermometer in my hands.
[21:01] TheBKing: Rub it all in my hair.
[21:01] Darkangl: rub it all in my hair
[21:01] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[21:01] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[21:02] TheBKing: You think that's HOT!
[21:02] cnote2000: I heard that in a porno the other day
[21:02] TheBKing: lol
[21:02] TheBKing: Now his hands are on fire!
[21:02] Darkangl: who hasn't hearf that in a porno
[21:02] AgonyBooth: the hands of fate have doomed this one!
[21:02] Darkangl: GALLAGHER!
[21:02] TheBKing: lol
[21:02] TheBKing: So by doing all of that... I too can have super powerful hands that can grasp pointy shark objects.
[21:02] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:02] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha.
[21:02] cnote2000: hahahhahahahaha
[21:03] Darkangl: hee hee
[21:03] TheBKing: so what are you guys doing later?
[21:03] TheBKing: Maybe we could get a pizza and scam some chicks right?
[21:03] Darkangl: maybe we could get a pizza or scam some chicks or something
[21:03] TheBKing: I do like the ladies you know.
[21:03] Painful: and here I was beginning to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch...
[21:03] TheBKing: I like a dem.
[21:03] cnote2000: the mayor's amputated foot
[21:03] Darkangl: I like-a-dem and they like-a-me
[21:03] Darkangl: :D
[21:03] TheBKing: It's a net... and it's tiny!
[21:04] cnote2000: what just happened again?
[21:04] AgonyBooth: i dunno...
[21:04] Darkangl: the evil council summoned him
[21:04] TheBKing: Now batting. Mike piazza!
[21:04] AgonyBooth: i don't think there's really a plot or anything
[21:04] Painful: what's a plot?
[21:04] TheBKing: this is the evil council that's mentioned throughout the movie.
[21:04] cnote2000: I thought I missed something there for some reason
[21:04] TheBKing: hehehehehe.
[21:04] AgonyBooth: echo echo echo...
[21:04] AgonyBooth: airplane!
[21:04] TheBKing: So he's basically on a sound stage... with a movie projector in it.
[21:05] TheBKing: this guy is toast.
[21:05] cnote2000: Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbone...Manny Mota mota mota
[21:05] Darkangl: I thought this was widescreen
[21:05] TheBKing: rule of threes here!
[21:05] Darkangl: but it looks like pan and scan
[21:05] Darkangl: :D
[21:05] TheBKing: looks widescreen to me Duaner.
[21:05] Darkangl: gallagher don't fight back
[21:05] Darkangl: but betty will :D
[21:06] cnote2000: leap like a freak!
[21:06] TheBKing: leave my small sensitive balls completely exposed.
[21:06] cnote2000: small sensitive balls hahahahahahahahha
[21:06] TheBKing: we're children, we're children!
[21:06] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha.
[21:06] TheBKing: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
[21:06] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!
[21:06] Darkangl: THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!~
[21:06] Painful: they need to remind themselves, lest they forget..
[21:07] TheBKing: notice the pringles in the background.
[21:07] cnote2000: my favorite line from the whole movie!!
[21:07] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[21:07] Darkangl: you want fries with that?
[21:07] cnote2000: cell phone
[21:07] Painful: you want fries with that?
[21:07] TheBKing: HE JUST LEFT.... WITH NUTS!
[21:07] TheBKing: So I guess everyone just missed the Pringles in the background....
[21:07] cnote2000: I didn't see them, sorry
[21:07] Painful: yes, dammit..
[21:07] TheBKing: Shirt Rippa!
[21:07] cnote2000: shirt ripper!!
[21:08] TheBKing: There's gotta be a mornin' after!
[21:08] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:08] Painful: hit it!
[21:08] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha.
[21:08] cnote2000: oh yeah!!!
[21:08] AgonyBooth: olivia newton john?
[21:08] TheBKing: Whooooa black betty blam a lam
[21:08] cnote2000: Betty!!!
[21:08] cnote2000: Black Betty!!! Whoa whoa whoa!!
[21:08] horrorguy: i love that song
[21:08] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha.
[21:08] cnote2000: owwweeee wweeeoooo!!
[21:08] TheBKing: perfect for this flick too.
[21:08] cnote2000: That song is a great one!
[21:08] TheBKing: I could dance like that if I felt like it.
[21:08] TheBKing: Oh goodness....
[21:08] TheBKing: lol
[21:09] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[21:09] TheBKing: He has his name on his boxers too.
[21:09] TheBKing: ooh... doggy hump.
[21:09] Darkangl: humping dog style!
[21:09] cnote2000: doggie hump hahahahahahahahahahaahaaaa
[21:09] AgonyBooth: stigmata?
[21:09] TheBKing: And then all hell broke loose.
[21:09] cnote2000: this is where it gets really weird, if you can believe that
[21:09] TheBKing: nope!
[21:09] TheBKing: lol
[21:10] Darkangl: that's like when the spider queen came out in the south park episode "Red Hot Catholic Love"
[21:10] Painful: aliens... from France!
[21:10] cnote2000: French! Goddammit!!!
[21:10] AgonyBooth: aliens love Edith Piaf!!
[21:10] cnote2000: this is messed up so much!!
[21:10] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[21:10] TheBKing: Super charged Betty.
[21:10] Darkangl: six million dollar man sound effects
[21:11] Painful: it's the glow!
[21:11] TheBKing: Paralyzer!
[21:11] AgonyBooth: dah dah dah dah dah...
[21:11] TheBKing: now chosen gets his ass kicked bad...
[21:11] TheBKing: oh man...
[21:11] TheBKing: that's gotta hurt.
[21:11] AgonyBooth: the end?
[21:11] cnote2000: He got his ass kicked so bad, he could write it off on his taxes
[21:11] TheBKing: very close AL. Why not liking this goofy flick?
[21:11] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:11] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[21:12] TheBKing: Stars above... aliens... was I right or what?
[21:12] Painful: hey.. she had two tits in the flashback!
[21:12] TheBKing: Oh you need to open your mouth...
[21:12] TheBKing: No...
[21:12] TheBKing: I saw only one.
[21:12] cnote2000: sacre bleu!!!
[21:12] TheBKing: Oh no guys...
[21:12] TheBKing: c'mon.
[21:12] TheBKing: I love how this movie makes fun of the CHOSEN ONE!
[21:13] TheBKing: Every kung fu flick has one.
[21:13] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[21:13] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[21:13] cnote2000: at least he didn't hit his small sensitive balls
[21:13] TheBKing: yep.
[21:13] TheBKing: I fell and hurt my tummy! AHHHHHH!
[21:13] Darkangl: I fell and hurt my tummy
[21:13] Darkangl: LD
[21:13] Darkangl: :D
[21:13] TheBKing: hahahaha
[21:13] TheBKing: Thank you squirrel friend.
[21:13] cnote2000: hahahhahahahahaha!
[21:13] cnote2000: nature is our friend
[21:13] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:13] TheBKing: Rip open your blouse!
[21:14] TheBKing: hahahahah
[21:14] TheBKing: That's what he thought.
[21:14] cnote2000: that's hilarious!!!
[21:14] TheBKing: oh man...
[21:14] TheBKing: this is great.
[21:14] TheBKing: I hope they do make this.
[21:14] cnote2000: I hope there is a sequel!
[21:14] Darkangl: that would be great
[21:14] TheBKing: WEee oooo...
[21:14] Painful: I think it's in preproduction right now...
[21:14] TheBKing: GODZILLA!
[21:14] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[21:14] cnote2000: that's one giant uni-boob
[21:14] TheBKing: Stomach plug man.
[21:14] TheBKing: One two three.
[21:15] TheBKing: I see you brought your riends this time.
[21:15] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[21:15] TheBKing: TONGUE OF FURY!
[21:15] TheBKing: oh man....
[21:15] cnote2000: The outtakes are great!
[21:15] Darkangl: yeah they are
[21:15] TheBKing: yeah.
[21:15] horrorguy: oh sure - just like buckaroo banzai promised a sequel;
[21:15] AgonyBooth: woah... they put the making of featurette in the actual movie
[21:15] Darkangl: oh man
[21:15] Darkangl: I hated buckaroo banzai
[21:15] cnote2000: yeah, the sequel was Big Trouble in Little China
[21:15] TheBKing: LMA!O
[21:15] TheBKing: who has the DVD?
[21:16] Darkangl: of what?
[21:16] TheBKing: here now tonight.
[21:16] Darkangl: this movie?
[21:16] TheBKing: of this movie Nostradumbass!
[21:16] cnote2000: yeah, Kung Pow 2 is supposed to come out in 2004
[21:16] Darkangl: I do you sweaty nutssack licker
[21:16] Painful: Kung Pow 2 has been announced according to IMDB...
[21:16] Darkangl: :)
[21:16] cnote2000: yep
[21:16] Darkangl: hey sweet :D
[21:17] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[21:17] cnote2000: it says on the IMDB that Kung Pow grossed it's budget in its opening weekend
[21:17] Painful: no wonder there will be a sequel then...
[21:17] TheBKing: hahaha
[21:17] Darkangl: yeah no kiddin
[21:18] TheBKing: he said cut.
[21:18] TheBKing: you should stop that now.
[21:18] cnote2000: rehearsing....
[21:18] TheBKing: Yeah I'm aware of that... I'm rehearsing.
[21:18] TheBKing: Game...
[21:18] cnote2000: hahahahhahaha!!
[21:18] TheBKing: Oh jeez did I say game? oh man... hahah!
[21:18] Darkangl: like making up bloopers
[21:18] TheBKing: It's been a long day.
[21:18] Darkangl: that's awesome
[21:18] cnote2000: ah, that was awesome
[21:18] cnote2000: dammit
[21:18] Darkangl: hee hee
[21:18] AgonyBooth: oh man
[21:18] Darkangl: you can be awesome next time todd
[21:18] Darkangl: :)
[21:18] cnote2000: thanks duaneski
[21:19] TheBKing: oh man.
[21:19] TheBKing: That was fun.
[21:19] TheBKing: So uh....
[21:19] cnote2000: ooowweeee, weeeooooo!!!
[21:19] Darkangl: yeah it was
[21:19] TheBKing: what's our next one.
[21:19] TheBKing: ?
[21:19] horrorguy: ?
[21:19] Darkangl: well let's finish this one first
[21:19] cnote2000: Always the first thing, what's the next one? :)
[21:19] AgonyBooth: our next one tonight?
[21:19] TheBKing: no.
[21:19] AgonyBooth: lol
[21:19] Darkangl: that's it folks
[21:19] Darkangl: we're gonna pick the next movie now
[21:19] Darkangl: you don't have to read any more
[21:19] TheBKing: hahahahaha.