Killer Klowns from Outer Space 1/22/2003

TheBKing - Jordan from the B-Movie Film Vault
Darkangl - Duane from B-Movie Central
Sharon - Duane's wife who also loves B-Movies
cnote2000 - Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
AgonyBooth - Albert from The Agony Booth


[19:59] AgonyBooth: maybe i just have a script that says "Haha" every five minutes
[19:59] Darkangl: or hee hee
[19:59] AgonyBooth: lol
[19:59] Darkangl: or both just for variety
[19:59] TheBKing: ok.
[19:59] Darkangl: :)
[19:59] Darkangl: ok now
[19:59] Darkangl: 55 seconds
[19:59] TheBKing: Whre we starting at? Right after the lion roars?
[20:00] TheBKing: why 55 seconds?
[20:00] AgonyBooth: is that where?
[20:00] cnote2000: Were starting at 55 seconds?
[20:00] Darkangl: on the first frame where the top of the building appears
[20:00] TheBKing: skipping the credits?
[20:00] Darkangl: you'll just see the light at the tip of it
[20:00] Darkangl: there's nothing in the credits
[20:00] Darkangl: why bother
[20:00] cnote2000: got it at 55
[20:00] TheBKing: well you're no fun!
[20:00] TheBKing: ok I'm ready.
[20:00] AgonyBooth: okay
[20:00] TheBKing: Duane you ready?
[20:00] AgonyBooth: i'm at 55 seconds
[20:00] TheBKing: Sharon you ready?
[20:01] Darkangl: I tell you about my brown baby boy and all the afterbirth and you can actually sit there and tell me I'm no fun?
[20:01] TheBKing: Duane? Double check.
[20:01] Sharon: yep
[20:01] TheBKing: We don't wanna leave you behind again.
[20:01] TheBKing: LOL
[20:01] Darkangl: I'm waiting for you guys
[20:01] AgonyBooth: i'm ready
[20:01] cnote2000: Ready
[20:01] Darkangl: ready
[20:01] TheBKing: we're ready.
[20:01] TheBKing: Ok then....
[20:01] cnote2000: countdown
[20:01] TheBKing: 5
[20:01] TheBKing: 4
[20:01] TheBKing: 3
[20:01] TheBKing: 2
[20:01] TheBKing: 1
[20:01] TheBKing: GO
[20:01] Darkangl: rockin
[20:01] TheBKing: ...lowns...
[20:01] cnote2000: A lighted teepee
[20:01] TheBKing: P.T. Barnum said long ago.
[20:01] Darkangl: oh that's not a building really
[20:01] cnote2000: oh wait
[20:02] Darkangl: it's a burger joint
[20:02] TheBKing: There's one born every minute.
[20:02] TheBKing: Don't you know?
[20:02] TheBKing: MOONIE!
[20:02] TheBKing: C'mon and ride the nightmare merry go round.
[20:02] Darkangl: NERD!
[20:02] AgonyBooth: sweet... BEER
[20:02] cnote2000: It's Titus!!
[20:02] AgonyBooth: i love BEER
[20:02] Darkangl: a nerd drinking beer
[20:02] Darkangl: what a way to start a movie
[20:02] TheBKing: Man... how many Chiodo's are there? A dozen?
[20:03] TheBKing: LOL
[20:03] TheBKing: Duane, just like your old high school days right?
[20:03] cnote2000: Nice generic beer
[20:03] TheBKing: LOL
[20:03] Darkangl: two bags of beer and he walks in front of a cop with it
[20:03] Darkangl: high school days?
[20:03] Darkangl: nah
[20:03] TheBKing: college ?
[20:03] cnote2000: That's some make out spot!
[20:03] Darkangl: in high school I snarfed scotch and 7up so that was enough for me
[20:03] TheBKing: Grade school!!!
[20:03] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:03] Darkangl: what's college? ;)
[20:03] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:03] TheBKing: Expensive high school.
[20:03] Darkangl: JO JO!!!
[20:04] Darkangl: THE ICE CREAM CLOWN!
[20:04] cnote2000: I friggin hate clowns!!!
[20:04] TheBKing: We'll give you the stick
[20:04] TheBKing: You give it a lick!
[20:04] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:04] TheBKing: And it'll tickle you all the way down.
[20:04] cnote2000: Is that Jon Lovitz's voice?
[20:04] Darkangl: these guys are such nerds
[20:04] TheBKing: A tasty treat for when you screw!
[20:04] cnote2000: nope
[20:04] TheBKing: Fudgy wudgy bars!
[20:04] Darkangl: yeah jon lovits would have played that part perfectly
[20:04] Darkangl: I'
[20:04] cnote2000: where'd they get all the cans?
[20:04] Darkangl: I'm having Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams flashbacks here
[20:04] Darkangl: clown head on the ice cream truck
[20:05] TheBKing: It's the Omega Mu's!!!!!
[20:05] AgonyBooth: lol
[20:05] Darkangl: OMEGA MU'S!!!!!!!!!!
[20:05] Sharon: I was wondering why it looked familiar
[20:05] cnote2000: The popscicle twins!
[20:05] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:05] Darkangl: those girls sure know how to party!
[20:05] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:05] TheBKing: LOL
[20:05] cnote2000: raft
[20:05] AgonyBooth: what a bunch of knuckleheads
[20:05] AgonyBooth: now let me touch your flotation device
[20:06] cnote2000: at least it's rubber:)
[20:06] Darkangl: knucklehead is like straight out of the 3 stooges :)
[20:06] Sharon: lol
[20:06] TheBKing: when you wish upon a star....
[20:06] TheBKing: haha good one Todder.
[20:06] Darkangl: ANIMATION!
[20:06] Darkangl: WOO HOO!
[20:06] TheBKing: Hey!
[20:06] AgonyBooth: woah.. the cartoon effect from Galaxy Invader
[20:06] cnote2000: scare the hermit!!
[20:06] TheBKing: That old dude was in Spaced Invaders!
[20:06] Sharon: there goes half of the budget
[20:06] TheBKing: He's always running into aliens and the undead.
[20:06] AgonyBooth: lol
[20:06] Darkangl: This guy reminds me of the bum in UHF
[20:07] Darkangl: same voice :)
[20:07] TheBKing: nooooo.....
[20:07] cnote2000: change, ya got chande
[20:07] TheBKing: ONE DOLLAR!
[20:07] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:07] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:07] cnote2000: Mr. Adventure?
[20:07] Darkangl: I got this really great watch!
[20:07] TheBKing: Wonder if this guy has a "real neat watch!"
[20:07] Darkangl: It's a rolex!
[20:07] Sharon: tough choice...check it out, or make out
[20:07] Darkangl: :D
[20:07] cnote2000: Ah, the days before SUVs
[20:07] Darkangl: this hillbilly guy should have stayed on his porch
[20:07] TheBKing: Mr. Adventure Meets...
[20:08] cnote2000: greased and fried hahahahahahahaha!!
[20:08] TheBKing: The Redheaded Bimbo!
[20:08] TheBKing: LOL
[20:08] TheBKing: Yeah Todder!
[20:08] AgonyBooth: oh, youll get a free pass alright
[20:08] Darkangl: I wonder what the chiode brothers were smoking when they made this movie
[20:08] cnote2000: the guy is worried about free passes?
[20:08] Darkangl: chiodo
[20:08] TheBKing: This whole movie is based on a drawing.
[20:08] Sharon: a tent in the middle of nowhere and he wants free passes
[20:08] TheBKing: They used a drawing to make their sales pitch.
[20:08] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:08] Darkangl: I wonder if they had to listen to a bunch of Chioda Boy jokes after orgasmo came out
[20:08] cnote2000: really?
[20:08] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:08] Darkangl: free passes
[20:08] cnote2000: Chioda boy! Hamster style kung fu!!
[20:09] Darkangl: what's he gonna do?
[20:09] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:09] AgonyBooth: that dog is a good actor
[20:09] Darkangl: dig a hole?
[20:09] cnote2000: Clowns!!
[20:09] Darkangl: why the hell does he have a shovel?
[20:09] TheBKing: Hahahahahahaha! It's a dog catcher!!!!
[20:09] AgonyBooth: pooh bear?
[20:09] Darkangl: that's messed up that they get the dog
[20:09] cnote2000: what's the bucket for?
[20:09] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:09] AgonyBooth: why would you call a dog a bear?
[20:09] Darkangl: that's for poopin in todd
[20:09] Darkangl: it's a long walk out there in them thar woods
[20:09] cnote2000: well, now he can blow his nose again
[20:09] AgonyBooth: i got your tarnation right here
[20:10] Darkangl: what the hell's a tarnation?
[20:10] TheBKing: I'll tear this thing apart with my bare haaaannnnds!!!!
[20:10] TheBKing: ZAP!
[20:10] Sharon: ouch
[20:10] AgonyBooth: wow... 21 jigawatts
[20:10] TheBKing: LOL
[20:10] AgonyBooth: hi, i'm a clown.
[20:10] TheBKing: quick, get the Velorian!
[20:10] Darkangl: now he can power his flux capicitor and go back in time
[20:10] cnote2000: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
[20:10] AgonyBooth: oh, get outta here, you big clown!
[20:10] cnote2000: always gotta be the punk rockers
[20:10] Darkangl: Moonie's a total punk
[20:11] AgonyBooth: look chief, i caught the cast of the Lost Boys
[20:11] Darkangl: and these guys both look totally gay
[20:11] TheBKing: LOL
[20:11] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:11] cnote2000: hahahaha!
[20:11] TheBKing: Police brutality!
[20:11] Darkangl: these guys are gonna star in the breakfast club part II
[20:11] cnote2000: man, that one must be a Flock of seagulls fan!
[20:11] TheBKing: LOL
[20:11] Darkangl: I was just thinking about flock of seaguls
[20:11] Darkangl: but I couldn't think of anything funny to say before you said that
[20:11] cnote2000: I ra, I ran so far away!
[20:12] cnote2000: I mean ran
[20:12] cnote2000: Was he wearing a Michael Jackson glove?
[20:12] Darkangl: you got the runs todd?
[20:12] TheBKing: Guess what Mike's last name is?
[20:12] Darkangl: maybe you need the bucket
[20:12] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:12] Darkangl: I don't think the old guy needs it anymore
[20:12] TheBKing: Tobacco!
[20:12] cnote2000: That firl looks familiar
[20:12] Darkangl: so
[20:12] cnote2000: I mean girl
[20:12] Darkangl: yeah
[20:12] Darkangl: she was in a lot of things back then
[20:13] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:13] TheBKing: Chief running at the mouth.
[20:13] cnote2000: creepy woods
[20:13] TheBKing: ha
[20:13] Darkangl: the boyfriend is chief running at the mouth
[20:13] Darkangl: if they had stayed at loves lane
[20:13] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:13] Sharon: wonder if they want free passes too
[20:13] cnote2000: Well, they're smarter than the old guy already
[20:13] Darkangl: she could have had running mouth
[20:13] AgonyBooth: heh
[20:13] Darkangl: or a runny something else
[20:13] Darkangl: whatever :)
[20:14] cnote2000: ewwwwww.....
[20:14] TheBKing: Todder, Deb is played by Suzanne Snyder.
[20:14] TheBKing: She was in...
[20:14] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:14] TheBKing: Return of the Living Dead II
[20:14] TheBKing: Fools Rush In
[20:14] cnote2000: No shit?
[20:14] cnote2000: I thought I recognized her from a porno
[20:14] Darkangl: Now why didn't the old guy find the door
[20:14] TheBKing: Night of the Creeps.
[20:14] TheBKing: and Remo Williams the Adventure Begins.
[20:14] TheBKing: Plus a few other unknown flicks.
[20:14] Darkangl: I wish Remo would come out on DVD
[20:14] Darkangl: I been waiting for that forever
[20:14] cnote2000: Cirque De Soliel
[20:15] cnote2000: Remo was just on HBO tonight
[20:15] Darkangl: yeah
[20:15] Darkangl: great movie
[20:15] TheBKing: fMan.... this guy is so unfunny.
[20:15] TheBKing: Shit it was?
[20:15] cnote2000: I love how this is not at all strange to anyone
[20:15] Darkangl: yeah no kiddin
[20:15] TheBKing: And I missed it!!!
[20:15] Darkangl: what a schmoe
[20:15] cnote2000: Yep
[20:15] Darkangl: this chick is scary lookin
[20:15] AgonyBooth: clowns r us... yuk yuk
[20:15] TheBKing: You know what happened to MIke after this movie?
[20:15] TheBKing: Not much.
[20:15] Darkangl: hahahahahahah!!!!!1
[20:15] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:15] cnote2000: You can cut the tension with a knife
[20:15] TheBKing: The last flick he "starred" in was RAPTOR!
[20:16] Darkangl: SOUND EFFECTS!!!!!!!!
[20:16] cnote2000: Raptor? from Corman?
[20:16] AgonyBooth: careful.. those are clown gonads
[20:16] TheBKing: Basically Carnosaur 1 2 and 3 edited together.
[20:16] TheBKing: YEAH!
[20:16] TheBKing: LOL
[20:16] TheBKing: His career is shot.
[20:16] Darkangl: yeah
[20:16] cnote2000: It's like the Death Star!
[20:16] Darkangl: this is no fun house
[20:16] Darkangl: gee no shit?
[20:16] AgonyBooth: wooo hoo matte paintings!
[20:16] Darkangl: really?
[20:16] cnote2000: Where's Vader?
[20:16] TheBKing: bozo
[20:16] TheBKing: I am your father.
[20:16] TheBKing: Willy Wonka's factory perhaps?
[20:16] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!
[20:16] Darkangl: man
[20:16] Darkangl: this chick can't act
[20:16] cnote2000: Oompa loompa
[20:17] AgonyBooth: oompa loompa
[20:17] Darkangl: man dont start that shit todd
[20:17] TheBKing: doopa dee doo.
[20:17] Darkangl: I'll start having oompa loompa nightmares again
[20:17] cnote2000: sorry
[20:17] TheBKing: Killer Klowns gonna make a snack outta you.
[20:17] cnote2000: hahahahaha!
[20:17] TheBKing: If you run you won't be popped corn or goo...
[20:17] Darkangl: those don't look like cotton candy
[20:17] TheBKing: like the oompa loompa doopity doo.
[20:17] Darkangl: they look like deflated baloons
[20:17] Sharon: more like funky ham or something
[20:18] TheBKing: Wow... she's smart!
[20:18] Darkangl: I don't believe in UFO's
[20:18] AgonyBooth: mmm ham
[20:18] Darkangl: Um....
[20:18] Darkangl: BITCH! YOU'RE IN ONE!
[20:18] cnote2000: I store my cotton candy like that
[20:18] AgonyBooth: all cotton candy has people inside
[20:18] Darkangl: DUH!!!!
[20:18] TheBKing: UNCLE FESTER?!
[20:18] Sharon: lets see him eat it now
[20:18] Sharon: :P
[20:18] TheBKing: NOOOOOOOO!
[20:18] AgonyBooth: it's soylent green-flavored cotton candy
[20:18] Darkangl: Hey it's the Don King clown!
[20:18] cnote2000: These clowns are so FREAKY!!!
[20:18] TheBKing: Let me do random clown things over here....
[20:19] TheBKing: I love when the clowns laugh.
[20:19] cnote2000: Sets by toys R Us
[20:19] TheBKing: POPCORN GUN!
[20:19] Darkangl: that's what don king is gonna look like after he gets a receeding hairline
[20:19] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:19] cnote2000: and turns into a clown
[20:19] TheBKing: RUN FASTER!
[20:19] Darkangl: fake running
[20:19] AgonyBooth: it's roberto benigni
[20:19] TheBKing: Heat seeking popcorn.
[20:19] TheBKing: LOL
[20:19] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:19] Darkangl: um
[20:19] TheBKing: OH I LOVE THIS!
[20:19] cnote2000: Punk clown!
[20:19] TheBKing: Make a balloon dog!
[20:19] Darkangl: how is shooting popcorn at someone supposed to stop them
[20:19] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:20] cnote2000: oh my god
[20:20] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:20] cnote2000: hahahahahahaahahah!!!!
[20:20] Darkangl: that's so stupid!
[20:20] TheBKing: But it's still great!
[20:20] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:20] Darkangl: she's throwin a good freak out
[20:20] TheBKing: Use the windshield wipers!
[20:20] cnote2000: Doink the Clown!
[20:20] Darkangl: lotta padding in that suit
[20:20] cnote2000: Awwww
[20:20] Darkangl: remember the midget doink todd?
[20:20] Darkangl: :)
[20:21] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:21] cnote2000: Dink?
[20:21] TheBKing: I love this scene.
[20:21] TheBKing: It's so damned creepy.
[20:21] AgonyBooth: risin' up..
[20:21] TheBKing: The music rules!
[20:21] Darkangl: Doink was just ONE of the stupidest wrestling gimmicks ever
[20:21] TheBKing: BOW!
[20:21] TheBKing: BOW
[20:21] TheBKing: BOW
[20:21] Darkangl: it's a long walk isn't it
[20:21] cnote2000: yeah it was
[20:21] TheBKing: 5 miles?
[20:21] TheBKing: not really.
[20:21] cnote2000: Why does this movie kinda creep me out?
[20:21] Darkangl: if these guys are gonna walk five miles into town they better walk faster than that
[20:22] TheBKing: nah they have all the time in the world.
[20:22] cnote2000: He hopped over that hood like Bo and Luke duke
[20:22] Darkangl: ok guys
[20:22] Darkangl: it's rating time
[20:22] cnote2000: go ahead
[20:22] Darkangl: 1 to 10
[20:22] TheBKing: for what?
[20:22] TheBKing: this?
[20:22] Darkangl: you guys rate the acting skills of these three
[20:22] cnote2000: by 80's standards?
[20:22] TheBKing: LOL
[20:22] TheBKing: Tough call.
[20:22] Darkangl: I give the cop guy an 8
[20:22] TheBKing: The girl ranks a 5 based on cuteness alone.
[20:22] Darkangl: the boyfriend a 5
[20:23] TheBKing: so .... 6 total.
[20:23] Darkangl: the girl maybe a 6
[20:23] AgonyBooth: lol
[20:23] Darkangl: at best
[20:23] TheBKing: Hahahahaha.
[20:23] cnote2000: I give the girl a 6 and that's the highest of all of them
[20:23] AgonyBooth: they all seem pretty low
[20:23] cnote2000: Boyfriend a 3
[20:23] Sharon: the cop guy is hot, too
[20:23] cnote2000: cop a 5
[20:23] TheBKing: The clowns pretending to be a mannequin.
[20:23] Darkangl: yeah he's yummy
[20:23] AgonyBooth: i give the dog a 10
[20:23] TheBKing: Now officer Moonie.
[20:23] Darkangl: nice shiny badge
[20:23] TheBKing: What would you give him?
[20:23] TheBKing: I give him a 7
[20:23] Darkangl: I love his club :D
[20:23] cnote2000: here it comes
[20:23] cnote2000: hahahahahahahaa!!!!
[20:23] Darkangl: man
[20:24] Darkangl: if someone came and told me a story about killer klowns from outer space
[20:24] TheBKing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space... Hoollly Shit! (or holy smokes... )
[20:24] cnote2000: Moonie gets an 8, just because he's been in a ton of movies
[20:24] TheBKing: Yeah.
[20:24] Darkangl: I'd have them peeing in a cup in about 2 seconds
[20:24] TheBKing: Like Ernest goes to camp!
[20:24] TheBKing: Hahahahahaha.
[20:24] cnote2000: I'd be peeing on THEM in two secons
[20:24] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:24] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:24] Darkangl: Mike is NOT the man in this movie
[20:24] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha.
[20:24] Darkangl: but the Mike in There's Nothing Out There sure is
[20:25] Darkangl: that mike is seriously the man
[20:25] Darkangl: this one's a wanker
[20:25] cnote2000: Whaddya think so far sharon
[20:25] Darkangl: nice sweater mike
[20:25] AgonyBooth: the cop's gonna get it
[20:25] Darkangl: gonna stop by the teabag bar later?
[20:25] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:25] Sharon: I like it :)
[20:25] TheBKing: I LOVE THIS PART TOO!
[20:25] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:25] TheBKing: Punch and Judy... OF DEATH!
[20:25] AgonyBooth: hidey-ho kids
[20:26] Darkangl: this guy looks like such a dork
[20:26] cnote2000: This is sooooo weird....
[20:26] AgonyBooth: it's gay bert and ernie
[20:26] TheBKing: That's why he has to die!
[20:26] Darkangl: yep
[20:26] Darkangl: The pookie puppets
[20:26] TheBKing: This is great camoflauge!
[20:26] cnote2000: The Chiodos must've been smoking a lot of crack to make this
[20:26] cnote2000: Or yasmine smoked it all!!!!
[20:26] TheBKing: Lok at the puppets face.
[20:26] Darkangl: no kiddin
[20:26] TheBKing: LOL
[20:26] TheBKing: LOL
[20:26] TheBKing: LOL
[20:26] AgonyBooth: yasmine!
[20:26] TheBKing: RUN!
[20:26] cnote2000: That is scary
[20:27] Darkangl: Yasmine was their dealer
[20:27] TheBKing: Man it's freaky when they laugh.
[20:27] Darkangl: definitely
[20:27] Darkangl: man if I was this guy
[20:27] cnote2000: Their dealer! ahahahahaha!
[20:27] TheBKing: WHOOPS!
[20:27] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:27] Darkangl: there'd be a vapor trail flyin out of my ass I'd be out of there so fast
[20:27] TheBKing: So that's why they came to earth!
[20:27] Darkangl: either that or I'd beat the snot out of that clown
[20:27] TheBKing: To steal our beauty and health care products!
[20:28] TheBKing: oh jeez....
[20:28] TheBKing: love triangle.'
[20:28] cnote2000: Was Debbie in Weird Science?
[20:28] TheBKing: Pizza.
[20:28] AgonyBooth: ameci's?
[20:28] Sharon: bad hair
[20:28] cnote2000: hahahahahahaah!!!
[20:28] cnote2000: Popping out of the pizza box!
[20:28] TheBKing: Looked like she had an orgasm before being turned into cotton candy.
[20:28] AgonyBooth: why don't they just zap people the second they open the door?
[20:28] TheBKing: Oh Jim...
[20:28] TheBKing: is this from you?
[20:28] TheBKing: Man that thing is scary!
[20:29] TheBKing: The fat one is the scariest!
[20:29] Darkangl: why do all the gun handles have hand puppets
[20:29] TheBKing: Cause they
[20:29] Darkangl: :D
[20:29] TheBKing: 're clowns!
[20:29] TheBKing: Jeez.
[20:29] TheBKing: LOL
[20:29] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:29] TheBKing: ;-)
[20:29] Darkangl: you can't use that for everything jordy
[20:29] TheBKing: yes I can.
[20:29] Darkangl: you gotta explain some of this stuff
[20:29] TheBKing: Why did you kill those people Jordan?
[20:29] TheBKing: Cause they're CLOWNS!
[20:29] * TheBKing laughs maniacally
[20:29] Darkangl: Why did you have sex with that horse Jordan
[20:30] Darkangl: cause they're clowns
[20:30] TheBKing: CAUSE IT WAS A CLOWN!!!!
[20:30] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:30] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:30] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:30] Darkangl: :D
[20:30] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:30] TheBKing: good times...
[20:30] TheBKing: Call 911-843
[20:30] Darkangl: why did he get in the back of the car
[20:30] TheBKing: for the local police.
[20:30] AgonyBooth: what are they looking for, lotion?
[20:30] Darkangl: that's the bitch seat!
[20:30] * TheBKing cause Mike's a clown!
[20:30] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:30] AgonyBooth: wow... shaving cream is like silly string
[20:30] TheBKing: Comedy!
[20:30] TheBKing: You know.
[20:30] cnote2000: Why hasn't this guy called the cops yet?
[20:30] AgonyBooth: cause they're clowns
[20:30] AgonyBooth: :)
[20:31] TheBKing: Shaving cream must be a powerful weapon outside our universe!
[20:31] TheBKing: LOL
[20:31] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:31] cnote2000: hahaha
[20:31] TheBKing: I mean think about it.
[20:31] Darkangl: actually
[20:31] TheBKing: Shaving cream knocked that clown down.
[20:31] Darkangl: in there's nothing out there
[20:31] cnote2000: Think of how powerful shaving GEL is....
[20:31] Darkangl: shaving cream saved mike's ass
[20:31] TheBKing: Stopped the monster in Ther.... Thank you Duane.
[20:31] TheBKing: And in Spaceballs.
[20:31] Darkangl: oh man
[20:31] TheBKing: A guard dies by shaving cream in the mouth.
[20:31] Darkangl: he's handcuffing the pretty boy out in the woods
[20:31] Darkangl: now he's gonna use his club on him
[20:32] cnote2000: Ah, the multi racial biker gang
[20:32] TheBKing: you mean his "nightstick."
[20:32] TheBKing: LOL
[20:32] AgonyBooth: killer training wheels
[20:32] TheBKing: LMAO
[20:32] Darkangl: hey!
[20:32] TheBKing: Big Bad JO JO coming into town!
[20:32] Darkangl: it's the sanford and son biker gang
[20:32] TheBKing: Can I ride it?
[20:32] TheBKing: Nah ah!
[20:32] Darkangl: that guy wan't s to ride the clown
[20:32] TheBKing: Can I beep the horn?!
[20:32] TheBKing: Is that Joe Don Baker?
[20:32] cnote2000: Nooooooo!!!!
[20:32] TheBKing: Nah too skinny.
[20:32] AgonyBooth: lol
[20:32] cnote2000: Joe Don would've been perfect
[20:33] AgonyBooth: i've got beer and... vodka
[20:33] TheBKing: That biker is the best actor in this flick.
[20:33] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:33] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:33] cnote2000: It's Muhammad Klown Li
[20:33] TheBKing: You gonna knock my block off?
[20:33] TheBKing: LOL
[20:33] AgonyBooth: lol
[20:33] Darkangl: that boxing clown has cauliflower ears
[20:33] TheBKing: Good one Todder!
[20:33] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!!!
[20:33] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:33] TheBKing: and one from Duane!
[20:33] cnote2000: Thank you (bows, bows)
[20:33] AgonyBooth: you can knock someone's head off with a punch
[20:33] Darkangl: 10q :)
[20:33] cnote2000: That was a good one Duane!
[20:33] TheBKing: This part is uber creepy.
[20:33] Darkangl: CHUCK E CHEESE!!!!!!!!
[20:33] AgonyBooth: ahhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhhh
[20:34] TheBKing: That clown is so god damn scary!
[20:34] cnote2000: Clowns Suck!!!
[20:34] TheBKing: peek a boo!
[20:34] AgonyBooth: peek a boo
[20:34] Darkangl: that kid looks like the little sister in pecker
[20:34] Darkangl: the sugar freak
[20:34] AgonyBooth: hey little girl
[20:34] TheBKing: Leave your Pecker out of this!
[20:34] cnote2000: See, this movie is creepy!
[20:34] TheBKing: Don't go out there!
[20:34] TheBKing: He has a MALLET!
[20:34] Darkangl: man
[20:34] Darkangl: these clowns need some oil of olay
[20:34] TheBKing: Not a mullet!
[20:34] Darkangl: they all got bad skin
[20:34] TheBKing: A MALLET!
[20:34] TheBKing: BIG ASS HAMMER!
[20:34] cnote2000: It would be like a Bugs Bunny cartoon
[20:34] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:34] TheBKing: phew....
[20:34] TheBKing: he's pissed.
[20:35] TheBKing: lol
[20:35] Darkangl: they did a good job making these clowns creepy
[20:35] TheBKing: Damn right.
[20:35] Darkangl: I was really surprised when I first saw this movie
[20:35] cnote2000: That's a lotta generic beer
[20:35] Darkangl: I wasn't even sure why I got it
[20:35] cnote2000: Why's that?
[20:35] Darkangl: it looked really stupid
[20:36] Darkangl: but it was way cool
[20:36] AgonyBooth: let's see... what's about to jump out
[20:36] cnote2000: it's so bizarre, you can't help but like it
[20:36] TheBKing: When was the first time you've seen it duaner?
[20:36] Darkangl: oh way back when
[20:36] cnote2000: mmmmm...cotton candy
[20:36] Sharon: now that's nasty
[20:36] TheBKing: Oh ok... I was gonna say.
[20:36] Darkangl: probably around april or may of last year
[20:36] Darkangl: somewhere around that time period
[20:36] AgonyBooth: damn... they got titus
[20:36] cnote2000: I saw it for the first time on TBS, while I was at my grandparents
[20:36] TheBKing: Why is this car filled with insulation?
[20:36] cnote2000: Around 1990
[20:37] TheBKing: And where's the pink panther logo?!
[20:37] TheBKing: Man I saw this flick when it first came out.
[20:37] cnote2000: That's a Cosby sweater Mike has on
[20:37] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:37] Darkangl: man
[20:37] Darkangl: Mike just went down to a 3 rating
[20:37] cnote2000: Ahh, Penthouse forum is fun reading
[20:38] TheBKing: Moonie's reading reviews for Ernest Goes to Camp.
[20:38] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:38] cnote2000: hahahaha
[20:38] TheBKing: Laughing because the critics hated it.
[20:38] cnote2000: We should do Ernest Goes to camp
[20:38] Darkangl: That Ernest
[20:38] Darkangl: he's such a cut up
[20:38] TheBKing: Yeah!
[20:38] TheBKing: Ernest Thon 2003!
[20:38] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:38] TheBKing: Ernest Scared Stupid is a must!
[20:38] TheBKing: That is pure b-movie goodness!
[20:38] cnote2000: Clowns need condoms
[20:39] TheBKing: LOL
[20:39] Darkangl: ernest goes to jail was good too
[20:39] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:39] AgonyBooth: and bugs bunny vitamins
[20:39] TheBKing: LOL
[20:39] Darkangl: this guy needs the hair club for men
[20:39] TheBKing: MUSAK!
[20:39] Sharon: hahaha
[20:39] Darkangl: either that or viagra
[20:39] AgonyBooth: that's right.. everybody's gone crazy but him
[20:39] TheBKing: Man... he is so damn vain and stubborn!
[20:39] Darkangl: or both
[20:39] cnote2000: The music is great too!
[20:39] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:39] Darkangl: ok now that's creepy
[20:39] TheBKing: Love how the lights are on his shoes.
[20:40] cnote2000: I'll say it again...weird!!!!
[20:40] TheBKing: Umm....
[20:40] TheBKing: that was really ummm...
[20:40] TheBKing: a spectacular crash.
[20:40] TheBKing: LAUGH!
[20:40] AgonyBooth: it's the Krusty laugh
[20:40] * TheBKing shivers
[20:40] Darkangl: why would his car light on fire
[20:40] TheBKing: scary clowns.
[20:40] Darkangl: that wasn't that bad of a laugh
[20:40] TheBKing: because it's a rule in all movies.
[20:40] Darkangl: hair pie?
[20:40] cnote2000: It was! Herschel Krustovski!!!
[20:40] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:40] Sharon: cause he's a clown?
[20:41] TheBKing: NOw that is creepy...
[20:41] Darkangl: ok now that's a nice effect with the popcorn
[20:41] TheBKing: damn killer popcorn.
[20:41] Darkangl: very creepy
[20:41] cnote2000: A lot of clown themes in this town
[20:41] TheBKing: He's feeding the rats in the dumpster!
[20:42] Darkangl: Orville your heart out. Cause if you don't...they'll do it for you!
[20:42] TheBKing: Damn minimum wage job...
[20:42] cnote2000: Can you imagine having to wear that uniform everyday?
[20:42] TheBKing: Toss this, deliever that,
[20:42] Darkangl: I don't care how much a job paid
[20:42] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:42] Darkangl: I would not wear that stupid ass party hat
[20:42] TheBKing: Maybe it's a rapid squirrel!
[20:42] AgonyBooth: that was smart
[20:42] Darkangl: you know what would have been funny
[20:42] TheBKing: When the dumpsters a rockin'
[20:42] cnote2000: what?
[20:43] TheBKing: don't come a knockin'
[20:43] TheBKing: what's that Duaner?
[20:43] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:43] Darkangl: if as he was getting pulled into the dumpster, his sneaker fell off
[20:43] cnote2000: Yes!
[20:43] TheBKing: lol
[20:43] cnote2000: a nice shot of a Reebok hightop falling off
[20:43] TheBKing: close up of it...
[20:43] TheBKing: product placement.
[20:43] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:43] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:43] Darkangl: old people like clowns :D
[20:43] TheBKing: yeah encourage the freaky ass clown lady!
[20:43] cnote2000: Screw you Nike!
[20:43] AgonyBooth: boooooo!
[20:43] Darkangl: these shadow puppets are great
[20:43] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[20:43] TheBKing: Boo...
[20:44] cnote2000: He's talented, for a creepy ass clown
[20:44] TheBKing: Washington Crossing the Delaware.
[20:44] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:44] cnote2000: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
[20:44] TheBKing: and now for the grand finale.
[20:44] Darkangl: funny how he makes such intricate shadow puppets with such hamhock fingers
[20:44] Sharon: they are easily amused
[20:44] AgonyBooth: jessica rabbit?
[20:44] cnote2000: shoot the clown!!
[20:44] TheBKing: T-REX ATTACK!
[20:45] AgonyBooth: wow... how did he make the glowing eye?
[20:45] TheBKing: Having a flashback to Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
[20:45] cnote2000: Tammy and The T-Rex!
[20:45] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:45] TheBKing: Horrible movie TOdder.
[20:45] TheBKing: Even though Denise is in it.
[20:45] cnote2000: Oh my god it was awful
[20:45] Darkangl: yeah
[20:45] Darkangl: pee wee's big adventure sucked big time
[20:45] TheBKing: WHAT?!
[20:45] cnote2000: She's great to look at but a terrible actress
[20:45] Darkangl: what a waste of a great opportunity
[20:45] TheBKing: It was awesome!
[20:45] TheBKing: Damn you Duaner.
[20:45] TheBKing: Smiting yet another classic.
[20:45] Darkangl: dude jordy
[20:46] Darkangl: quit smokin that smack
[20:46] cnote2000: You don't like PWBA Duane?
[20:46] TheBKing: I grew up on that flick.
[20:46] Darkangl: it's stupid as hell
[20:46] TheBKing: No he only likes crappy movies.
[20:46] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[20:46] Darkangl: big top pee wee wasn't any better
[20:46] Darkangl: I love paul reubens
[20:46] TheBKing: Big Top Pee Wee did suck.
[20:46] TheBKing: Dude.
[20:46] cnote2000: fuck you, over. Mooney rules!
[20:46] Darkangl: which is the biggest reason I was extra dissappointed
[20:46] TheBKing: In the end.
[20:47] TheBKing: When Pee Wee's drivin' through the Hollywood studios.
[20:47] Darkangl: you know
[20:47] Darkangl: this town don't seem all that big
[20:47] TheBKing: He drives through a GOdzilla set!
[20:47] Darkangl: how come this cop doesn't know anyone
[20:47] Darkangl: he couldn't have graduated more than a couple years ago
[20:47] TheBKing: Suck my freeze pop!
[20:47] Darkangl: these guys should have been freshmen when he was a senior
[20:47] Darkangl: he had to have beaten up at least a few of them
[20:47] Darkangl: :D
[20:47] TheBKing: LOL
[20:48] Sharon: man he's bad
[20:48] Darkangl: who the hell sells ice cream at night
[20:48] cnote2000: Ice cream to sell tonight?
[20:48] TheBKing: who buys ice cream after dark?
[20:48] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:48] TheBKing: Yes she's got two beautiful roomates with big boobs!
[20:48] TheBKing: Do they like ice cream?
[20:48] TheBKing: They love it!
[20:48] TheBKing: What're we waiting for?!
[20:48] Darkangl: Mike needs a beatin' for his lyin' and a messin' around
[20:48] cnote2000: Mooney should be getting drunk about now...
[20:49] TheBKing: Officer Squishy reporting for Clown duty!
[20:49] Darkangl: Mooney is gonna bite it in about 2 seconds
[20:49] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:49] Darkangl: nice one jordy
[20:49] TheBKing: LOL
[20:49] TheBKing: thanks.
[20:49] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:49] Darkangl: officer squishy
[20:50] Darkangl: that's awesome
[20:50] TheBKing: It'd be funnier if acid shot out of the flowers.
[20:50] TheBKing: LOL
[20:50] Darkangl: yeah!
[20:50] Darkangl: now bend over
[20:50] Darkangl: :D
[20:50] TheBKing: LOL
[20:50] TheBKing: LMAO
[20:50] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:50] TheBKing: You know...
[20:50] Darkangl: He's gonna get a special mooney beatin' now
[20:50] TheBKing: this clown has been completely civil during all of this.
[20:50] Darkangl: yeah he has
[20:50] cnote2000: Freaky clown, playing games....
[20:50] AgonyBooth: except for the squirting flower
[20:50] Darkangl: at least they put the two gay guys in the same cell
[20:51] TheBKing: These two frat boys think they're gonna double team this clown...
[20:51] Darkangl: so they could get up to their jail cell hyjinx
[20:51] Darkangl: well
[20:51] TheBKing: But they're about to learn who's getting coated with sticky stuff in the cell....
[20:51] Darkangl: that would just about make you shit
[20:51] AgonyBooth: lol
[20:51] cnote2000: heheheheeh
[20:51] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:52] TheBKing: What are you in for?
[20:52] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:52] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[20:52] Darkangl: man that was a long shower
[20:52] cnote2000: That was a long shower
[20:52] TheBKing: No!
[20:52] cnote2000: dammit!!
[20:52] TheBKing: Put the towel back!
[20:52] Darkangl: I thought she was gonna follow mike and the cop
[20:52] Darkangl: what's she doin' taking a showe
[20:52] Darkangl: r
[20:52] TheBKing: No she was forced to stay home.
[20:52] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:52] Darkangl: learn to dance in 7 easy steps
[20:52] TheBKing: I love the footprints.
[20:52] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:53] TheBKing: Yeah hahahahahaha.
[20:53] TheBKing: Here's how you to the Ukranian waltz.....
[20:53] TheBKing: One two three four.
[20:53] TheBKing: one two three four.
[20:53] TheBKing: up the wall three four.
[20:53] AgonyBooth: don't take your gun out or anything
[20:53] cnote2000: that's one agile clown
[20:53] Darkangl: man
[20:53] AgonyBooth: moron
[20:53] Darkangl: isn't that a lionel richie dance?
[20:53] TheBKing: hahaha.
[20:53] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:53] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:54] cnote2000: dancing on the ceiling!!
[20:54] Darkangl: yep :)
[20:54] TheBKing: Nah... definitely Michael Jackson in origin....
[20:54] Darkangl: that;s the one
[20:54] AgonyBooth: oh no.. he got Flock of Seagulls
[20:54] cnote2000: Y'kknow, that songs about doing cocaine?
[20:54] Darkangl: I had no idea
[20:54] TheBKing: HOLY SHIT!
[20:54] cnote2000: it's the dead hand, the dead hand!
[20:54] cnote2000: yep
[20:54] Darkangl: no
[20:54] TheBKing: Man...
[20:54] Darkangl: this guy's alive
[20:54] TheBKing: beware of fallin limbs.
[20:55] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:55] AgonyBooth: good evening
[20:55] Darkangl: he's just playing dead
[20:55] TheBKing: Hello Mr. Bond.
[20:55] cnote2000: Mexican standoff
[20:55] Darkangl: this was awesome
[20:55] TheBKing: Moonie's gettin manhandled.
[20:55] TheBKing: Man this is so damn creepy...
[20:55] * TheBKing shivers
[20:55] cnote2000: soooooo freaky!!!
[20:55] AgonyBooth: oh okay
[20:55] AgonyBooth: then i won't worry
[20:55] Darkangl: yeah!
[20:55] Darkangl: :D
[20:56] Darkangl: oh shit
[20:56] TheBKing: Was that desk on wheels?
[20:56] Darkangl: that's one strong clown
[20:56] Darkangl: no it wasn't
[20:56] TheBKing: AIM FOR THE NOSE!!!!!!
[20:56] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:56] AgonyBooth: wonder woman!
[20:56] TheBKing: I"m melting.
[20:56] TheBKing: ACTING!
[20:57] Darkangl: yeah
[20:57] Darkangl: he get's a 9 now
[20:57] TheBKing: LOL
[20:57] Darkangl: it's not enough to bring the curb up for the others though
[20:57] Darkangl: curve
[20:57] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:57] Darkangl: these two brothers are funny
[20:57] TheBKing: Another creepy part coming up.
[20:58] TheBKing: Start stuttering porky!
[20:58] Darkangl: now THAT'S creepy
[20:58] cnote2000: This is the second movie in a row that featured a prominent ice cream truck
[20:58] AgonyBooth: bring out your dead...
[20:58] TheBKing: the huge clown vac.
[20:58] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:58] TheBKing: Hahahahahahaha.
[20:58] TheBKing: I'm not quite dead yet.
[20:58] Darkangl: I'm not dead
[20:58] TheBKing: I"m getting better.
[20:58] Darkangl: no you're not
[20:58] Darkangl: you're stone dead
[20:58] cnote2000: it's only a flesh wound
[20:58] TheBKing: these clowns are crack shots.
[20:58] TheBKing: LOL
[20:59] Darkangl: um
[20:59] Darkangl: ok
[20:59] Darkangl: tell me something
[20:59] cnote2000: yeah
[20:59] TheBKing: Candyman...
[20:59] Darkangl: why'd they go looking for clowns if they were just gonna bail as soon as they found some
[20:59] TheBKing: AH!
[20:59] TheBKing: my dirty clothes!
[20:59] cnote2000: they're passive aggressive
[20:59] AgonyBooth: cause they're clowns!!!
[20:59] TheBKing: This is a pretty weird antibacterial lysol commercial.
[21:00] AgonyBooth: that's right... massage him to death
[21:00] Darkangl: tell me something else
[21:00] Darkangl: why the hell didn't she just run the hell out of there
[21:00] Darkangl: instead of standing there like an idiot
[21:00] TheBKing: CAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN!
[21:00] TheBKing: LOL
[21:00] cnote2000: cause that wasn't in the script
[21:00] TheBKing: jackhammer?!
[21:00] TheBKing: LOL
[21:00] Darkangl: hahahahah!
[21:00] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha.
[21:00] TheBKing: jump
[21:00] TheBKing: we'll catch you!
[21:00] TheBKing: hey baby!
[21:00] cnote2000: leg warmers!!!!!
[21:00] Darkangl: man they were smokin' the expensive shit when they made this movie
[21:00] TheBKing: ever bounce wit a bozo?
[21:01] AgonyBooth: they went through a lot of trouble just to catch one person
[21:01] Darkangl: say baby
[21:01] TheBKing: ANd why is she put into a balloon?
[21:01] Darkangl: do you have a little clown in you?
[21:01] TheBKing: Are they keeping her fresh.
[21:01] Darkangl: want one?
[21:01] Darkangl: :D
[21:01] cnote2000: hahahaha
[21:01] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHa!
[21:01] Darkangl: :)
[21:01] Darkangl: yeah
[21:01] Darkangl: we can't lose em
[21:01] Darkangl: they got debbie
[21:02] Darkangl: and I haven't even got to pork her yet
[21:02] Darkangl: :D
[21:02] TheBKing: This scene was actually very slow.
[21:02] TheBKing: They had to do the speed limit.
[21:02] TheBKing: So they sped up the film!
[21:02] Darkangl: hahahaha
[21:02] cnote2000: Pork! Now there's a euphamism that you don't hear too much any more
[21:02] AgonyBooth: yeah i can tell
[21:02] Darkangl: you can tell
[21:02] AgonyBooth: it looks like Benny Hill
[21:02] TheBKing: lol
[21:02] Darkangl: pork's the other white meat todd
[21:02] Darkangl: and I got a lot of white meat :D
[21:02] cnote2000: That's right!
[21:03] cnote2000: ewwww.....
[21:03] cnote2000: sharon, don't answer
[21:03] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:03] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[21:03] TheBKing: Hahahahahahahahahaha.
[21:03] TheBKing: I wonder if any of the Tall Man's dwarves are in the back of that ice cream truck.
[21:03] Darkangl: I don't think sharon grabs the concept of these gatherings yet
[21:03] Sharon: hahahaha
[21:03] Darkangl: she's actually watching the movie
[21:03] cnote2000: Who keeps a sandwich in their coat
[21:03] Darkangl: ;)
[21:03] AgonyBooth: haha
[21:03] AgonyBooth: lol
[21:03] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:03] AgonyBooth: watching the movie? who does that anymore?
[21:04] Darkangl: CLOWN CAR!
[21:04] TheBKing: LOL
[21:04] Darkangl: man
[21:04] AgonyBooth: the eye of the tiger...
[21:04] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahahaha
[21:04] Sharon: hahahaha
[21:04] Darkangl: imagine if one of them farted in there
[21:04] TheBKing: hahahahahaahaha.
[21:04] cnote2000: It's Survivor!
[21:04] Darkangl: especially that fat one
[21:04] AgonyBooth: risin' up!
[21:04] cnote2000: Eye of the tiger is the thrill of the fight!
[21:04] TheBKing: It's time to... PIE!
[21:04] TheBKing: Hair PIE?!
[21:04] AgonyBooth: lol
[21:04] TheBKing: NO!
[21:04] TheBKing: APPLE PIE!
[21:04] Sharon: the first one missed :P
[21:04] cnote2000: Pied to death!
[21:04] AgonyBooth: screeeeamin! screamin for vengeance!!
[21:04] cnote2000: can you imagine that in his obituary?
[21:05] TheBKing: PUt the cherry on top.
[21:05] Darkangl: hahaha
[21:05] Sharon: hahahaha
[21:05] AgonyBooth: lol
[21:05] AgonyBooth: hey it's a big sundae
[21:05] Darkangl: that ice cream truck music kills me
[21:05] AgonyBooth: let's eat it
[21:05] cnote2000: I'm gonna have nightmares about this flick!
[21:05] TheBKing: lol
[21:05] Darkangl: ick
[21:05] Sharon: hey that's not chocolate pudding :P
[21:05] Darkangl: now if that's acid
[21:06] Darkangl: how come it didn't burn that guy's finger?
[21:06] cnote2000: I'd bring a bazooka to handle these freak clowns!
[21:06] TheBKing: The Cherry must've doused the ahm... effect of the ribo nucleic amino acidity...
[21:06] AgonyBooth: haha
[21:06] AgonyBooth: the star trek explanation?
[21:06] Darkangl: or maybe
[21:07] Darkangl: that guy's a clown in disguise so it didn't affect him
[21:07] TheBKing: Maybe they stopped for a bite to eat.
[21:07] Darkangl: man
[21:07] TheBKing: Simple enough.
[21:07] TheBKing: I agree.
[21:07] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[21:07] Darkangl: I sure as hell wouldn't be walking around in there without a gun
[21:08] Sharon: a big gun
[21:08] AgonyBooth: cool... we're on the set of that olivia newton john video
[21:08] TheBKing: I would go in dresses as a clown...
[21:08] Darkangl: buttonnnnnnnnnnnn
[21:08] TheBKing: and be armed with pins and needles.
[21:08] Darkangl: must press buttonnnnnnnnnnnn
[21:08] TheBKing: LOL
[21:08] TheBKing: LMAO
[21:08] cnote2000: a big gun? no more pork jokes
[21:08] AgonyBooth: are you blowin smoke up my ass?
[21:08] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:08] Sharon: hahahaha
[21:08] TheBKing: He said BOOBY trapped.
[21:08] Darkangl: you know todd
[21:08] TheBKing: hyuck
[21:08] TheBKing: hyuk
[21:08] cnote2000: yeah?
[21:08] Darkangl: a big gun is like a great piece of pork
[21:08] TheBKing: Dude.
[21:08] cnote2000: how's that?
[21:08] Darkangl: it's long and strong and goes off when you least expect it :D
[21:09] Darkangl: CLOWN CHICKS!
[21:09] cnote2000: hahahahahahaha!
[21:09] TheBKing: How come Earth chicks don't have inflatable boobies?
[21:09] cnote2000: what?
[21:09] Darkangl: CLOWN POON TANG!
[21:09] TheBKing: LMAO
[21:09] cnote2000: FREAKY, CREEPY CLOWN CHICKS!!!
[21:09] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:09] Darkangl: WITH BIG CLOWN BOOBIES!
[21:09] Sharon: that would rule
[21:09] TheBKing: X-D
[21:09] Darkangl: I wonder if they have that funky hair down there too
[21:10] cnote2000: Foreplay consists of making balloon animals
[21:10] Darkangl: that'd be interesting
[21:10] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:10] Sharon: can take the air out when you're working out
[21:10] AgonyBooth: lol
[21:10] Darkangl: hahahah
[21:10] Darkangl: then blow them back up again
[21:10] Darkangl: better yet
[21:10] TheBKing: lol
[21:10] Darkangl: let me do it :)~
[21:10] Sharon: depends on what you want to wear
[21:10] Darkangl: those look like nutsacks
[21:10] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:10] Darkangl: big pink nutsacks
[21:10] cnote2000: On the IMDB it says that Mike's last name is Tobacco
[21:10] Darkangl: hahahah
[21:10] Darkangl: of course
[21:10] TheBKing: Yeah I told you guys that at the start.
[21:10] TheBKing: LOL
[21:10] Darkangl: what else could it be
[21:10] cnote2000: sorry
[21:11] TheBKing: LOL
[21:11] Sharon: i dont think that's what he was smoking
[21:11] cnote2000: that's a lot of gonads
[21:11] Darkangl: that one nutsack looks like it's only got one nut
[21:11] AgonyBooth: those look like pink light bulbs to me
[21:11] AgonyBooth: yeah... that one's ripe
[21:11] Darkangl: hahahaha
[21:11] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[21:11] Sharon: ewwwww
[21:11] Sharon: :))
[21:11] TheBKing: My official Coca Cola crazy straw.
[21:11] Darkangl: he's a goo connesieur
[21:11] cnote2000: I miss straws like that
[21:11] Sharon: mike gets a point just for that look
[21:12] cnote2000: It's a clown bong!
[21:12] TheBKing: LOL
[21:12] Darkangl: hmmmm...this looks like a good year....tuesday!
[21:12] Sharon: hahahaha
[21:12] Darkangl: hahahahah
[21:12] Darkangl: BELCH!
[21:12] TheBKing: To make him slurp like that, they tied the lips together on the inside of the face.
[21:12] Sharon: would be funny if he ripped a big ol belch
[21:12] Darkangl: that guy walks like his ass is right above his ankles
[21:12] Darkangl: he did belch
[21:12] Sharon: missed it :)
[21:12] Darkangl: that's what that sound was
[21:12] cnote2000: Is it that hard to escape a balloon?
[21:13] cnote2000: See....
[21:13] AgonyBooth: i never tried to escape a balloon
[21:13] TheBKing: Yellow Balloons, Pink Cotton Candy caccoons, blue moons, purple horshoes, and green clovers....
[21:13] AgonyBooth: i'll go climb into one and see
[21:13] cnote2000: I did once....once
[21:13] TheBKing: in every box of Killer Klown Charms.
[21:13] Darkangl: wanna bet both of these guys and probably her too all go buy pocket knives tomorrow?
[21:13] TheBKing: FUCK THEM!
[21:13] TheBKing: RUUUUUUN!
[21:14] TheBKing: LOL
[21:14] Darkangl: yeah no kiddin
[21:14] TheBKing: Fatso, stretch, and bub.
[21:14] cnote2000: These sets rule
[21:14] Darkangl: they're a bunch of schmoes anyway
[21:14] AgonyBooth: quick... slide down my pole debbie
[21:14] Sharon: hahahahaha
[21:14] Darkangl: notice debbie was quick to hop on the pole
[21:14] TheBKing: What the hell is that?
[21:14] TheBKing: HAHAHAHA!
[21:14] cnote2000: yes she was
[21:14] TheBKing: good reason;
[21:14] Darkangl: it's the pole monster
[21:14] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:14] Darkangl: man
[21:15] Sharon: hahahaha
[21:15] cnote2000: pole monster? That's what I call my.....well
[21:15] TheBKing: That'd be funny if a clown got eaten by it.
[21:15] Darkangl: these sets are wild
[21:15] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:15] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHA!
[21:15] TheBKing: Todder!
[21:15] Darkangl: hey debbie
[21:15] Darkangl: nice baloons!
[21:15] cnote2000: It was my turn!!!
[21:15] TheBKing: Balloons.... everywhere!
[21:15] TheBKing: All over me.
[21:15] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
[21:15] cnote2000: It looks like Epcot center in there
[21:15] TheBKing: Another Door?
[21:16] TheBKing: Another Door?
[21:16] AgonyBooth: unh.. another door?
[21:16] TheBKing: Another DOor?
[21:16] Darkangl: another door?
[21:16] AgonyBooth: unh.. another door?
[21:16] TheBKing: Another DOOR?!
[21:16] Darkangl: another door?
[21:16] Darkangl: jeez mike shut the hell up
[21:16] TheBKing: ANOTH... oh wait... let's go!
[21:16] cnote2000: Debbie was in Weird Science...her name was Deb in that one too
[21:16] Darkangl: yep
[21:16] Darkangl: that was a cool movie too
[21:16] AgonyBooth: time to tee off
[21:16] cnote2000: That is a big ass spaceship/tent
[21:16] TheBKing: they should've shown that computer chick naked.
[21:16] Darkangl: yeah
[21:16] AgonyBooth: batter up
[21:17] TheBKing: Clown Golf Club.
[21:17] Darkangl: good choice of escape routes there folks
[21:17] TheBKing: Spicked Mace.
[21:17] TheBKing: JO JO!
[21:17] cnote2000: Know who the computer chick married?
[21:17] TheBKing: who?
[21:17] cnote2000: Steven Seagal!!!
[21:17] TheBKing: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[21:17] Darkangl: hahahahaha!
[21:17] TheBKing: Must've been out of pity!!!
[21:17] cnote2000: bbbwwwhahhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
[21:17] AgonyBooth: lol...
[21:17] Darkangl: they're covered with lipstick
[21:17] cnote2000: It was BG - before gut
[21:17] Sharon: hahahahahaha
[21:17] TheBKing: well he must be able to eat... a lot.
[21:17] TheBKing: ;-)
[21:18] Darkangl: it's the clown god!
[21:18] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[21:18] TheBKing: BG... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[21:18] cnote2000: the shredded jackets!
[21:18] * TheBKing laughs hysterically.
[21:18] Darkangl: uh oh
[21:18] TheBKing: Kinky Klowns from Outer Space.
[21:18] AgonyBooth: it's mecha-klown
[21:18] Darkangl: someone's gettin in trouble
[21:18] cnote2000:
[21:18] TheBKing: Mecha Klownzilla!
[21:19] TheBKing: Oh my god!
[21:19] cnote2000: It's like a Clown Voltron!
[21:19] TheBKing: It's the clown version of Justin Timberlake!
[21:19] Darkangl: yeah
[21:19] TheBKing: Blown up to gigantic proportions!
[21:19] Darkangl: honk the horn at it
[21:19] Darkangl: that'll scare it away
[21:19] AgonyBooth: hahah
[21:19] TheBKing: what the hell?!
[21:19] AgonyBooth: another ice cream truck bites the dust
[21:19] cnote2000: hehehehehehe
[21:19] Darkangl: don't you mean
[21:20] TheBKing: Was the ice cream made of Nitro glycerin?
[21:20] AgonyBooth: i hate when that happens
[21:20] Darkangl: two more cheesy actors bite the dust?
[21:20] AgonyBooth: that too
[21:20] TheBKing: Nay I say!!!
[21:20] cnote2000: aim for the nose!!
[21:20] AgonyBooth: RAWWWR
[21:20] TheBKing: 3 shots.
[21:20] Darkangl: fuck the nose
[21:20] Darkangl: aim for the nutsack
[21:20] Darkangl: that'll stop anything
[21:20] TheBKing: hahahaha cool.
[21:20] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[21:20] TheBKing: 4
[21:20] TheBKing: 5
[21:20] TheBKing: 6
[21:20] TheBKing: wow!
[21:21] TheBKing: The continuity there was perfect.
[21:21] AgonyBooth: haha
[21:21] TheBKing: Six rounds.
[21:21] TheBKing: Six Shots.
[21:21] Darkangl: what a doll
[21:21] TheBKing: LOL
[21:21] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[21:21] Darkangl: sharon just said that :D
[21:21] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[21:21] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:22] cnote2000: so creepy...
[21:22] AgonyBooth: what the hell
[21:22] Darkangl: so he can't hit it by shooting it at close range
[21:22] TheBKing: Happy Fourth of July!
[21:22] Darkangl: but he stabs it with his badge pin
[21:22] cnote2000: Shoot!!!
[21:22] TheBKing: Of course... we HAVE to have a happy ending...
[21:22] AgonyBooth: uhhh yeah
[21:22] AgonyBooth: that makes sense
[21:22] cnote2000: mmmm...
[21:22] TheBKing: Now how in the hell did he make it?
[21:22] AgonyBooth: no.. the happy ending is mike getting dissolved by pies
[21:22] TheBKing: He had 2 secons to find that car and hop into it.
[21:22] Darkangl: mike gives dave a hug
[21:23] TheBKing: And how did they make it to the freezer?!
[21:23] TheBKing: My god!
[21:23] cnote2000: Hide in a freezer, survive explosion
[21:23] TheBKing: LOL
[21:23] AgonyBooth: those wacky guys
[21:23] TheBKing: The movie might be lying TOdd...
[21:23] Darkangl: confetti?
[21:23] TheBKing: don't try that at home.
[21:23] TheBKing: SPLAT!
[21:23] cnote2000: the movie never lies!!!\
[21:23] AgonyBooth: sweet
[21:23] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[21:23] AgonyBooth: now dissolve
[21:23] Darkangl: man
[21:23] TheBKing: Dman it.
[21:23] TheBKing: Non dissolving pies....
[21:23] cnote2000: what a friggin freaky movie!
[21:23] TheBKing: LOL
[21:24] Darkangl: pies that took that long to come down had to have some serious velocity behind them
[21:24] TheBKing: I need this song...
[21:24] TheBKing: Killer Klowns...
[21:24] Darkangl: that would have hurt like hell
[21:24] TheBKing: Everybody's running from the likes of the Killer Klowns...
[21:24] cnote2000: But a fun movie as well
[21:24] TheBKing: from outer space.
[21:24] Darkangl: producer's secretary: Linda Chiodo
[21:24] TheBKing: Killer Clooowww oowwww owwwns From outer space.
[21:24] Darkangl: yeah make her work for the money!
[21:24] TheBKing: C. BUTT Cracko.
[21:24] TheBKing: hee hee
[21:24] TheBKing: Brocious
[21:24] TheBKing: That name has to be made up.
[21:24] AgonyBooth: so, i learned an important lesson... if i see a clown, shoot him in the nose immediately
[21:25] Darkangl: yes
[21:25] cnote2000: I hate clowns
[21:25] TheBKing: It's time to take a ride on the nightmare Merry Go ARound.
[21:25] Darkangl: and never eat cotton candy that looks like a nutsack
[21:25] AgonyBooth: or stab his nose with a big pin
[21:25] TheBKing: You'll be dead on arrival from teh likes of the Killer Klowns from outer space.
[21:25] TheBKing: LOL
[21:25] Darkangl: and make sure your popcorn isn't crawling when you eat it
[21:25] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:25] TheBKing: Nah... that's just the roaches hiding beneath hit.
[21:25] TheBKing: Rocking Circus Theme.
[21:26] TheBKing: Imagine ... a Klown Mosh Pit.
[21:26] AgonyBooth: "Klown Dialect"
[21:26] TheBKing: Any humans get tossed in.... CRUNCH, SPLAT, SLOSH!
[21:26] Darkangl: would a clown mosh pit involve cream pies?
[21:26] cnote2000: A clown mosh pit would be a death trap
[21:26] TheBKing: You know how I mentioned Pee Wee's Big Adventure?
[21:26] AgonyBooth: killer kloowwwowwwoowwwooowns-whoooo
[21:26] Darkangl: you know
[21:26] Darkangl: if I reviewed this movie
[21:27] TheBKing: Stephen Chiodo was involved in that one!
[21:27] Darkangl: it'd be like ALBERT HUGE!
[21:27] TheBKing:,%20Stephen
[21:27] Darkangl: :D
[21:27] AgonyBooth: lol
[21:27] TheBKing: lMAO!
[21:27] AgonyBooth: Albert Huge!!
[21:27] AgonyBooth: just you wait
[21:27] AgonyBooth: i'm gonna write a small review
[21:27] Darkangl: I'd never get through it cause I'd have to stop every 2 seconds to type something
[21:27] TheBKing: Man.... before Orion went bankrupt they owned the rights to the greatest flicks ever!
[21:27] cnote2000: I've written some Albert huge reviews on my site
[21:27] AgonyBooth: and then you'll be sorry you laughed at me... sniff
[21:27] TheBKing: LOL
[21:27] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:27] Darkangl: hahahaha
[21:27] Darkangl: hey
[21:27] Darkangl: should we watch the easter egg scenes now?
[21:28] Sharon: oh cool :)
[21:28] TheBKing: why?
[21:28] Darkangl: why not? :)
[21:28] TheBKing: hee hee
[21:28] Darkangl: something more for the log
[21:28] TheBKing: Cause uh.. me and Todderino knocked them off earlier.
[21:28] TheBKing: Yep... we rule.
[21:28] AgonyBooth: oh well
[21:28] Darkangl: without me?
[21:29] Darkangl: this is becoming a habit
[21:29] TheBKing: yeah.
[21:29] Darkangl: bitch :P
[21:29] AgonyBooth: i guess that's it then
[21:29] AgonyBooth: where's the big horizontal line?