Humanoids from the Deep 6/26/2003

TheBKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
cnote2000 = Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central


[20:08] TheBKing: Todd, get the flick right up to when the title is fully on the screen. Ok hahahahaa.
[20:08] cnote2000: hold on
[20:08] cnote2000: ok
[20:09] TheBKing: ok.
[20:09] TheBKing: so we all set here?
[20:09] cnote2000: yep
[20:09] TheBKing: you guys prepared for this?
[20:09] cnote2000: sure
[20:09] TheBKing: ok Duane you ready bud?
[20:10] Darkangl: 31 seconds
[20:10] cnote2000: kick it!
[20:10] TheBKing: ok cool.
[20:10] TheBKing: ready in...
[20:10] TheBKing: 5
[20:10] TheBKing: 4
[20:10] TheBKing: 3
[20:10] TheBKing: 2
[20:10] TheBKing: 1
[20:10] TheBKing: GO!
[20:10] TheBKing: ok....
[20:10] TheBKing: ah...
[20:10] Darkangl: Man I love Doug McClure
[20:10] cnote2000: Doug McClure!?!?!?!
[20:10] TheBKing: I know.
[20:10] TheBKing: Yup!
[20:10] Darkangl: he doesn't get killed in this does he?
[20:10] cnote2000: you might remember me from such films as....
[20:11] TheBKing: Does he EVER die in any of his b-movie roles?
[20:11] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:11] Darkangl: yes
[20:11] TheBKing: good one todder!
[20:11] cnote2000: ah...the original SUV
[20:11] Darkangl: he died in the people that time forgot
[20:11] TheBKing: Tara Dawn!
[20:11] TheBKing: oh shit.
[20:11] cnote2000: MArk Goldblatt edited this?
[20:11] cnote2000: He edited T1 and T2!!
[20:11] TheBKing: hehehe
[20:11] cnote2000: he also directed The Punisher though...
[20:12] TheBKing: Well James Horner did the music for this.
[20:12] TheBKing: He's gone on to do Aliens, the Titanic and other big movies.
[20:12] cnote2000: like they say...everyone started with Corman
[20:12] TheBKing: huh?
[20:12] TheBKing: huh?
[20:12] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:12] cnote2000: damn coffee!!
[20:12] TheBKing: Deke!
[20:12] cnote2000: don't shave that shaggy neck?
[20:12] TheBKing: Don't shave that shaggy mess until you fill all our holes?
[20:12] TheBKing: ick!
[20:13] TheBKing: Johnny Longbow!
[20:13] TheBKing: LMAO
[20:13] cnote2000: is this gay porn?
[20:13] TheBKing: hehehehehe
[20:13] cnote2000: you and your people?
[20:13] TheBKing: you won the battle.
[20:13] TheBKing: but we won the genocide... I mean war
[20:13] cnote2000: what a prick
[20:13] TheBKing: yup.
[20:13] TheBKing: racist bastard.
[20:13] TheBKing: ONE LEGGED SEAGULL coming up.
[20:13] TheBKing: there it is!
[20:13] cnote2000: hey it's a rip off of Jaws
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:14] TheBKing: captain ahab
[20:14] cnote2000: I just saw on e of those this weekend
[20:14] TheBKing: yeah? what was it called?
[20:14] TheBKing: AH!
[20:14] TheBKing: Creature From the Black Lagoon!
[20:14] TheBKing: They captured Aquaman! NOOOOOOO!
[20:14] TheBKing: where you at Duaner?
[20:15] Darkangl: I'm here
[20:15] cnote2000: what an asshole for a dad
[20:15] TheBKing: too quiet.
[20:15] Darkangl: I was dickin with the sound
[20:15] TheBKing: oh ok.
[20:15] TheBKing: haha
[20:15] TheBKing: ok stupid mistake number 1 kid drops gascan.
[20:15] cnote2000: why are they standing in a trough?
[20:15] TheBKing: LMAO
[20:16] TheBKing: Aye... here's to bowlegged women.
[20:16] cnote2000: a hook? what about a life preserver?
[20:16] TheBKing: blood in the water....
[20:16] TheBKing: and fire in the sky.
[20:16] cnote2000: the kid's better off now
[20:16] TheBKing: stupid mistake 2.. FLARE GUN misfire!
[20:16] Darkangl: yeah
[20:17] cnote2000: hahahahahahaha!!!
[20:17] Darkangl: it's better to be dead than to work on a fishing boat full of stupid fishy smelling people
[20:17] cnote2000: that was awesome!
[20:17] TheBKing: man, the Humanoids didn't kill em, their stupidity did.
[20:17] Darkangl: man the sound on this dvd sucks ass
[20:17] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:17] cnote2000: all the budget in the movie went right there
[20:17] TheBKing: yeah it's muffled sometimes.
[20:17] TheBKing: no way man.
[20:17] TheBKing: not yet.
[20:17] Darkangl: it was put out by new concorde
[20:17] Darkangl: no wonder
[20:17] Darkangl: there's a lot of hiss on this and it's irritating
[20:18] TheBKing: Air Bud!
[20:18] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:18] Darkangl: whats the matter with him?
[20:18] cnote2000: hey, he lives in a shanty!
[20:18] Darkangl: you took his fucking fishing pole
[20:18] Darkangl: give the kid back his pole man
[20:18] Darkangl: jeez
[20:18] cnote2000: he's looking for hot dogs
[20:18] Darkangl: you know
[20:18] Darkangl: it is SO fucking not cool when a dog gets killed in a film
[20:19] cnote2000: true
[20:19] Darkangl: why couldn't it be a stupid cat or something
[20:19] TheBKing: -AIR BUD! NOOOOOOOOOOO! He's dead now. WHY GOD WHY?! WHYYYYYY?!
[20:19] cnote2000: you should've seen how the hulk dogs got killed in THe Hulk
[20:19] Darkangl: I don't even wanna hear it
[20:19] Darkangl: hey this chick looks familiar
[20:19] Darkangl: vaguely
[20:19] TheBKing: now this part doesn't make sense.....
[20:19] cnote2000: well, they were mutant predators attacking his woman
[20:20] Darkangl: stupid damn cat
[20:20] TheBKing: what the fuck is a cat doing in the dog house?!
[20:20] cnote2000: spring loaded cat!!
[20:20] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:20] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:20] Darkangl: snot
[20:20] Darkangl: it's snot
[20:20] TheBKing: humanoid jizz
[20:20] Darkangl: it looks like you sneezed
[20:20] cnote2000: McClure's already wearing a life jacket
[20:20] TheBKing: It was watching the chick get a shower and splash. Trash cans are a mess now.
[20:20] cnote2000: that's my little Back to the Future reference joke
[20:20] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:20] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:20] Darkangl: that's because he wants to live to the end of the picture so he can collect his $1.98 salary
[20:20] TheBKing: gotcha Todd.
[20:21] cnote2000: that chick looks familiar alright....
[20:21] TheBKing: beer rustlers!
[20:21] Darkangl: oh cool
[20:21] Darkangl: the local alcoholics
[20:21] Darkangl: hick alcoholics
[20:21] cnote2000:'s Yasmine Bleeth before she started doing crack!
[20:21] Darkangl: um no
[20:21] cnote2000: cha ching!!!
[20:21] Darkangl: I do the Yasmeen jokes around here todd
[20:21] Darkangl: It's not time yet
[20:21] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[20:22] Darkangl: when the time comes for a Yasmeen reference I'll know
[20:22] cnote2000: Steve Perry!!
[20:22] TheBKing: What REALLY happened to Old Yeller....
[20:22] TheBKing: hahahahaahaha
[20:22] Darkangl: oh man
[20:22] cnote2000: mmmm...spaghettit
[20:22] Darkangl: what a cheesy ass beer cooler cup thing
[20:22] cnote2000: dog killa!
[20:22] TheBKing: something ain't right about this....
[20:22] TheBKing: hmmm...
[20:22] TheBKing: dogs look a little less lively today....
[20:23] cnote2000: well, we've come full circle in fashion since this movie
[20:23] TheBKing: chi chi chi ha ha ha
[20:23] Darkangl: YEAH!
[20:23] Darkangl: cheesecake
[20:23] cnote2000: trucker (mesh) hats are in style again
[20:23] cnote2000: drool...
[20:23] TheBKing: c'mon... drop the nightgown....
[20:23] TheBKing: NO!
[20:23] TheBKing: she's putting more clothes on!
[20:23] Darkangl: Her and Yasmeen are goin out later to pimp themselves for some crack
[20:23] cnote2000: turn down the 8 track
[20:23] Darkangl: now see that one worked
[20:23] cnote2000: good one!
[20:23] Darkangl: that's how you do it
[20:23] Darkangl: :)
[20:23] cnote2000: mine was better :)
[20:23] Darkangl: no it wasn't
[20:24] Darkangl: trust me
[20:24] cnote2000: yes it was
[20:24] Darkangl: I'm the Yasmeen conneseur here
[20:24] cnote2000: hahahahahahaha!!
[20:24] Darkangl: damn
[20:24] TheBKing: hahahahaahahaha
[20:24] TheBKing: GASP!
[20:24] cnote2000: did you bail her out after her arrest
[20:24] TheBKing: the phone
[20:24] TheBKing: GASP!
[20:24] Darkangl: coreman is sure going for the shock jumps in this movie
[20:24] TheBKing: the dishes.
[20:24] TheBKing: yup.
[20:24] Darkangl: which would be a lot more effective if the sound was actually good
[20:24] cnote2000: did he direct this?
[20:25] cnote2000: got a very Halloweenish feel to it
[20:25] Darkangl: dunno
[20:25] cnote2000: fork you!!
[20:25] TheBKing: no he produced it.
[20:25] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:25] TheBKing: Barbara Peeters directed it.
[20:25] Darkangl: not that's a good one todders
[20:25] TheBKing: can you believe it... a woman making this shit?
[20:25] cnote2000: thanks for getting that one duane!
[20:25] TheBKing: and then he teleports.
[20:25] TheBKing: how'd he go from the front door to their in 2 seconds?!
[20:25] Darkangl: now who the hell shakes a doorknob before coming in
[20:25] TheBKing: C'MON!
[20:26] cnote2000: I do that all the time :)
[20:26] Darkangl: so far this movie is pretty stupid
[20:26] TheBKing: lol
[20:26] Darkangl: it gets better I hope
[20:26] TheBKing: it does.
[20:26] cnote2000: it's Mimi from Drew Carey's show!!
[20:26] TheBKing: we need to know the character's first!
[20:26] TheBKing: hey buba
[20:26] TheBKing: jimmy joe.
[20:26] TheBKing: hank
[20:26] cnote2000: all dressed up for a night at the local pub
[20:26] TheBKing: you been drinking?
[20:26] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:26] Darkangl: this hissing is irritating me to the point where I can't concentrate on the characters
[20:27] TheBKing: water!
[20:27] TheBKing: mmm.... better than beer!
[20:27] cnote2000: man, I thought I came from a hick town
[20:27] TheBKing: what hissing?
[20:27] cnote2000: my TAPE is fine :)
[20:27] TheBKing: ROCK ON!
[20:27] TheBKing: Canco!
[20:27] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:27] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:27] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
[20:27] cnote2000: staring girl
[20:28] TheBKing: oh and before we continue... I reviewed this for the Rogues Roger Corman roundtable:
[20:28] Darkangl: I got it a little better but no matter what I do I can still hear the hissing
[20:28] cnote2000: that's a bold statement
[20:28] TheBKing:
[20:28] TheBKing: I know.
[20:28] cnote2000: a great little scientist hehehehehehe
[20:28] TheBKing: Great little scientist and great piece of ass!
[20:28] cnote2000: no condecension there huh?
[20:29] TheBKing: we want JOE!
[20:29] TheBKing: WE WANT JOE!
[20:29] Darkangl: you know
[20:29] TheBKing: YEAH!
[20:29] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:29] cnote2000: I like the Soggy Bottom Boys better
[20:29] Darkangl: these movies will look a lot better on my new 21" monitor that should be here on friday
[20:29] Darkangl: ;)
[20:29] cnote2000: enjoy all those inches!
[20:29] TheBKing: lol
[20:29] Darkangl: I've always had a lot of inches
[20:29] Darkangl: ;)
[20:29] TheBKing: the sexual innuendo runs rampant.
[20:29] cnote2000: eeewwww
[20:30] Darkangl: I am so not into any of these characters
[20:30] cnote2000: why don't they just go home?
[20:30] Darkangl: yeah no kiddin
[20:30] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:30] TheBKing: TIT SHOT!
[20:30] Darkangl: why be uncomfortable in the back of a truck when you could be home in a nice warm bed
[20:30] TheBKing: c'mon show more..
[20:30] cnote2000: nipple!!
[20:30] TheBKing: cause they can get caught and it's hot and stuff?
[20:30] Darkangl: is that a coors beer in that guy's hand?
[20:30] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:30] cnote2000: hahahahahahaha!!!
[20:30] Darkangl: man
[20:30] Darkangl: what is this
[20:30] Darkangl: the retard social?
[20:31] TheBKing: First Air Bud and now White Fang!
[20:31] TheBKing: too cruel!
[20:31] * TheBKing cries
[20:31] Darkangl: jeez
[20:31] Darkangl: dude this is fucked up
[20:31] TheBKing: watch out, Buck's behind ya!
[20:31] TheBKing: when rednecks attack.
[20:31] cnote2000: a little hint of racism there
[20:31] TheBKing: a little?
[20:31] Darkangl: that looks like they drugged that dog
[20:31] TheBKing: cripple fight!!!!
[20:31] Darkangl: that was a real dog
[20:32] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:32] Darkangl: that guy doesn't look overly indian
[20:32] TheBKing: nah, his hair does.
[20:32] Darkangl: oh that was so unexpected
[20:32] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:32] TheBKing: BALLROOM BLITZ!
[20:32] Darkangl: yeah that's a fair fight
[20:32] TheBKing: Doug McClure to the rescue!
[20:33] Darkangl: KICK ASS DOUG!!!!!!!!!!
[20:33] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:33] Darkangl: SMACK!
[20:33] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:33] cnote2000: it's like a fight from Road House
[20:33] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:33] TheBKing: no actual gun fired.
[20:33] Darkangl: I didn't see a gun
[20:33] Darkangl: but then again I'm not very observant tonight
[20:34] TheBKing: the sherriff practically had it back in the holster right after the shots were heard.
[20:34] TheBKing: meanwhile, in indian country.
[20:34] cnote2000: now we're in Boggy Creek
[20:34] Darkangl: this bad guy is obviously gonna die at some point
[20:34] Darkangl: then lemme guess
[20:34] Darkangl: the indian will get blamed for it
[20:35] cnote2000: hmmm...i wonder?
[20:35] Darkangl: and then Yasmeen won't be able to get any more smack beacuse her connection will be cut off
[20:35] Darkangl: BOOYAH!
[20:35] Darkangl: :D
[20:35] TheBKing: My black coat and hat make me invisible.
[20:35] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:35] TheBKing: nice legs.
[20:35] Darkangl: that's not how you hold a pencil
[20:35] cnote2000: nice beach!
[20:35] TheBKing: yeah like she sees all that detail in the boat from that far away.
[20:35] cnote2000: where are they? New Jersey?
[20:36] Darkangl: so how long does this go on before we get to see these stupid things
[20:36] TheBKing: sheesh.
[20:36] TheBKing: so negative.
[20:36] cnote2000: get a room you two!
[20:36] TheBKing: LEAVE!
[20:36] Darkangl: DAMN!
[20:36] TheBKing: lol
[20:36] Darkangl: she's got a great set of tits
[20:36] TheBKing: Let's go play Baywatch.
[20:36] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[20:36] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:36] TheBKing: It's mine, it's mine, I got one..oooh hoooo... I sound like Kermit the Frog.
[20:37] Darkangl: doug's puttin his mack on for that chick
[20:37] TheBKing: lol
[20:37] Darkangl: two people
[20:37] Darkangl: one hot
[20:37] Darkangl: one stupid
[20:37] cnote2000: let's go into the roughest part of the beach!
[20:37] Darkangl: one's gonna die
[20:37] Darkangl: one's gonna get porked
[20:37] TheBKing: ok yo ubossy old dick.
[20:37] Darkangl: yeah grab the pole
[20:37] TheBKing: I'm too old...
[20:37] Darkangl: stroke it
[20:37] TheBKing: can't reel...
[20:38] Darkangl: work it gently
[20:38] TheBKing: left arm... hurting....
[20:38] Darkangl: pull
[20:38] Darkangl: gently now
[20:38] TheBKing: Snagged another scuba diver.
[20:38] cnote2000: what the hell?
[20:38] Darkangl: that dumbass has two black eyes
[20:38] TheBKing: hmm... could she KNOW something?
[20:39] Darkangl: I would assume so
[20:39] TheBKing: meanwhile at Copulation Cove.
[20:39] Darkangl: since the humanoids came from her experiments
[20:39] TheBKing: Conception Cove I mean.
[20:39] Darkangl: blue lagoon!
[20:39] TheBKing: lets romp!
[20:39] TheBKing: LOL
[20:39] Darkangl: oh yeah
[20:39] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:39] Darkangl: two intelligent people playing in the water
[20:39] Darkangl: how fun
[20:39] TheBKing: whered the fuck did he hop up from.
[20:39] Darkangl: oh he is SO dead
[20:39] TheBKing: RAH!
[20:39] cnote2000: now his hair is dry!
[20:40] TheBKing: RIPTIDE!
[20:40] Darkangl: damn
[20:40] Darkangl: the stupid one dies
[20:40] cnote2000: well, that sucks
[20:40] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:40] TheBKing: how is he still standing.
[20:40] TheBKing: ?
[20:40] Darkangl: jeu nasty
[20:40] cnote2000: cool!!!
[20:40] Darkangl: that's cool
[20:40] Darkangl: finally something cool
[20:40] TheBKing: it gets better here.
[20:40] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha.
[20:40] Darkangl: oh man
[20:40] Darkangl: he would so not still be alive
[20:40] Darkangl: hey she's hot
[20:40] Darkangl: I like her
[20:41] TheBKing: yup.
[20:41] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:41] Darkangl: she looks like a porn actress
[20:41] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
[20:41] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
[20:41] Darkangl: you know
[20:41] TheBKing: rape is no laughing matter...
[20:41] TheBKing: BUT THIS?! LMAO!
[20:41] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:41] Darkangl: if that sea beast was going to screw her
[20:41] cnote2000: is that a humanoid rape scene?
[20:41] TheBKing: yes.
[20:41] Darkangl: I doubt he'd be pulling off her top and trying to kiss her
[20:41] TheBKing: lol.
[20:41] TheBKing: well this one is named Archie. He's a hopeless romantic.
[20:42] TheBKing: the other ones just rape. He makes love.
[20:42] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:42] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:42] Darkangl: nice
[20:42] cnote2000: that's a lotta booze
[20:42] Darkangl: man
[20:42] TheBKing: I think this guy just hates indians for the sake of hating them.
[20:42] Darkangl: is just everyone in this movie except doug a scumbag?
[20:43] TheBKing: yeah pretty much.
[20:43] Darkangl: man she's cute
[20:43] Darkangl: she looks like an early 80's porn actress
[20:43] cnote2000: there's too much feathered hair in this flick for me
[20:43] Darkangl: she looks a little like ginger lynn actually
[20:44] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:44] TheBKing: oh man.
[20:44] TheBKing: Duane you'll like this.
[20:44] TheBKing: oh man.....
[20:44] TheBKing: DROOL......
[20:44] Darkangl: god she's got GREAT tits
[20:44] TheBKing: Full FRONTAL!
[20:44] TheBKing: yeah she does.
[20:44] Darkangl: what the hell is this
[20:44] TheBKing: Wanna see my woodpecker?
[20:44] TheBKing: Will I get splinters?
[20:45] TheBKing: Nah baby, I've been sandin'!
[20:45] cnote2000: is this a good way to get chicks into bed?
[20:45] Darkangl: hahahahahha
[20:45] Darkangl: oh man
[20:45] TheBKing: woah. the dummy's eyes moved by itself!
[20:45] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:45] Darkangl: them things know how to rip flesh
[20:45] TheBKing: and she runs into another one!
[20:45] TheBKing: DIDN'T SHE SEE IT?!
[20:45] TheBKing: dude.
[20:45] TheBKing: it just ass raped her.
[20:45] Darkangl: how many of these things are there?
[20:45] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:45] TheBKing: a lot.
[20:45] cnote2000: I thought it was a teleporting humanoid!
[20:45] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:46] TheBKing: hahahahaahaha
[20:46] Darkangl: sounds like a boat stupid
[20:46] Darkangl: man
[20:46] TheBKing: LOL
[20:46] Darkangl: are these ass holes ever NOT drinking beer?
[20:46] TheBKing: never. They can't think clearly UNLESS they're drunk.
[20:47] Darkangl: they think?
[20:47] cnote2000: they're what you call "functioning alcolholics"
[20:47] TheBKing: what?
[20:47] TheBKing: LOL
[20:47] Darkangl: they all need enemas
[20:47] TheBKing: Maybe they're fishing for Crayfish?
[20:47] Darkangl: in their ears
[20:47] * TheBKing slaps forehead
[20:47] Darkangl: a robert crayfish?
[20:47] Darkangl: little musical humor there
[20:47] TheBKing: oh man, wait til you see how one of Slattery's Molotov Cocktails works it's magic.
[20:47] Darkangl: sorry
[20:48] TheBKing: bad
[20:48] TheBKing: no
[20:48] TheBKing: comprende
[20:48] Darkangl: who's slattery?
[20:48] cnote2000: it's the Predator!!
[20:48] Darkangl: oh him
[20:48] TheBKing: the indian hating dude.
[20:48] TheBKing: with the mustache.
[20:48] Darkangl: man I haven't got a clue who anyone is in this movie
[20:49] TheBKing: Molotov Cocktail made with pure Nitro Glycerin!
[20:49] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:49] Darkangl: BULLSHIT!
[20:49] cnote2000: what the fuck?!?!?!
[20:49] Darkangl: BULLSHIT!
[20:49] Darkangl: BULLSHIT!
[20:49] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:49] Darkangl: BULLSHIT!
[20:49] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:49] TheBKing: oh man.
[20:49] Darkangl: man
[20:49] TheBKing: oh.... I love that.
[20:49] cnote2000: Was that guy special forces or what?
[20:49] Darkangl: why the hell didn't we drop those on iraq???
[20:49] TheBKing: Chinese Fire Drill.
[20:49] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:49] cnote2000: did he hide half a stick of dynamite in the bottle?
[20:49] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:49] TheBKing: another what the hell moment coming soon.....
[20:50] Darkangl: just piss on it duder
[20:50] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:50] cnote2000: now, they should call the cops
[20:50] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:50] TheBKing: looks like Johnny Eagle is pissing on the fire.
[20:50] Darkangl: damn
[20:50] Darkangl: yep
[20:50] TheBKing: wait til you see how easy it it to kill these things.
[20:50] TheBKing: BELL DING!
[20:50] TheBKing: DING!
[20:51] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:51] TheBKing: a fucking stick.
[20:51] Darkangl: man
[20:51] Darkangl: I'm surprised that gun still shoots
[20:51] TheBKing: yup hahahahahahahaha
[20:51] cnote2000: a stick? Flimsy bastards
[20:51] TheBKing: guess what happens here?
[20:51] Darkangl: gee I wonder
[20:51] TheBKing: how the fuck did it get on the truck?!
[20:51] TheBKing: LOL
[20:52] TheBKing: reverse the footage.
[20:52] TheBKing: hahaha.
[20:52] Darkangl: was this the chick that played elizabeth on eight is enough?
[20:52] TheBKing: another?
[20:52] TheBKing: I dunno?
[20:52] Darkangl: nah I gues snot
[20:52] cnote2000: she's looking very ghetto with that hood
[20:52] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:52] Darkangl: wow
[20:52] TheBKing: everything explodes in this movie.
[20:52] cnote2000: must've been a molotov cocktail in the truck
[20:52] Darkangl: the truck exploded 3 times
[20:52] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:52] Darkangl: yeah
[20:52] Darkangl: totally
[20:53] TheBKing: it was in the glove compartment.
[20:53] TheBKing: Woody Allen!
[20:53] Darkangl: didn't you say we'd enjoy this movie jordy?
[20:53] TheBKing: you know....
[20:53] Darkangl: when's the enjoyment supposed to start?
[20:53] Darkangl: ;)
[20:53] TheBKing: you seem to be having fun.
[20:53] TheBKing: despite your I'm a bitch attitude tonight.
[20:53] TheBKing: :-P
[20:54] TheBKing: Yeah let's blame it all on the Indian!
[20:54] Darkangl: man tommy's messed up bad
[20:54] TheBKing: WE'll take your land then put you in jail!
[20:54] Darkangl: why the hell not
[20:54] cnote2000: I guess that there are no ambulances in this town
[20:54] TheBKing: nope.
[20:55] Darkangl: you afraid?
[20:55] Darkangl: afraid of what?
[20:55] Darkangl: well maybe afraid that I'm gonna kick your ass again
[20:55] Darkangl: :P
[20:55] TheBKing: LOL
[20:55] Darkangl: oooh
[20:55] cnote2000: I'm a scientist dammit!
[20:55] Darkangl: she's so butch
[20:55] TheBKing: Damn it Jim I'm a scientist!
[20:55] Darkangl: I'm a professional scientist!
[20:56] cnote2000: I like how she's just a "general" scientist
[20:56] TheBKing: LOL
[20:56] Darkangl: yeah well that's not gonna help her when she's gettin porked hard with a fish stick now is it?
[20:56] TheBKing: hahahahahahhahahahahahaahhaa
[20:56] cnote2000: fish stick., hahahahahahahaha
[20:56] Darkangl: she's wasting film
[20:56] TheBKing: Either the tide rolled out or that's a completely different bridge.
[20:56] cnote2000: I love how the guys are so freaking condecening to her
[20:56] TheBKing: yup.
[20:57] TheBKing: uh huh.
[20:57] Darkangl: yeah
[20:57] cnote2000: yeah...
[20:57] Darkangl: where the fuck did the water go
[20:57] Darkangl: it dropped about 7 feet
[20:57] TheBKing: LOL
[20:57] TheBKing: It's head is much bigger.
[20:57] TheBKing: take that comment as you will.
[20:58] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:58] TheBKing: meanwhile in someone's swimming pool...
[20:58] Darkangl: man
[20:58] Darkangl: if that's someone's pool
[20:58] Darkangl: they need to clean it
[20:58] Darkangl: bad
[20:58] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:58] Darkangl: dude
[20:58] Darkangl: doug
[20:58] Darkangl: throw her ass off the boat
[20:58] Darkangl: please
[20:58] Darkangl: she's a bitch
[20:59] Darkangl: she's ugly
[20:59] Darkangl: she doesn't have a nice body even
[20:59] Darkangl: feed her to the damn fish
[20:59] Darkangl: PLEASE!
[20:59] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:59] Darkangl: oh god the pain
[20:59] cnote2000: they lead to his McClure's underground lair!!
[20:59] Darkangl: please kill her
[20:59] Darkangl: kill her now!
[20:59] TheBKing: LOL
[20:59] Darkangl: hey
[21:00] Darkangl: maybe it's not the fish guys that are killing these people at all
[21:00] Darkangl: maybe it's jellyfish head from sting of death
[21:00] Darkangl: :D
[21:00] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:00] TheBKing: oh man, you're harshing my buzz.
[21:00] Darkangl: take the lens cap off bitch
[21:00] TheBKing: man, those things should play basketball.
[21:00] TheBKing: look at thos fucking arms.
[21:00] Darkangl: shoot it in the head stupid
[21:00] TheBKing: damn.
[21:00] TheBKing: I missed the girl.
[21:00] Darkangl: I hope you brought some ammo doug
[21:00] TheBKing: DING!
[21:01] cnote2000: WTF?
[21:01] TheBKing: DING!
[21:01] TheBKing: DING!
[21:01] TheBKing: DGIN!
[21:01] Darkangl: either that or an elmer fudd gun
[21:01] cnote2000: the gang's all here!!
[21:01] TheBKing: DING!
[21:01] TheBKing: LOL
[21:01] TheBKing: Johnny now gets his ass kicked by a sea monster.
[21:01] Darkangl: man
[21:01] Darkangl: he reloads less than ash
[21:01] TheBKing: LOL
[21:01] Darkangl: A MANNEQUIN LEG!
[21:02] TheBKing: slimy boobies.
[21:02] cnote2000: she's alive? oh brother!
[21:02] TheBKing: not very erotic.
[21:02] Darkangl: dude she's on the ground
[21:02] Darkangl: she naked
[21:02] Darkangl: she's out of it
[21:02] Darkangl: do her damn it
[21:02] TheBKing: LOL
[21:02] Darkangl: do her right in front of the scientist bitch
[21:02] TheBKing: LOL
[21:02] Darkangl: make her watch
[21:02] Darkangl: show her what it's like to be a REAL woman
[21:02] TheBKing: then a human baby and a humanoid baby can find in the girls stomach.
[21:02] Darkangl: or not :P
[21:02] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:02] Darkangl: SNOT!
[21:03] TheBKing: *fight
[21:03] TheBKing: shit
[21:03] TheBKing: damn it.
[21:03] TheBKing: look at that other dude in the room.
[21:03] Darkangl: you know
[21:03] TheBKing: GASP!
[21:03] Darkangl: parrots have small brains
[21:03] TheBKing: an opposable thumb!
[21:03] Darkangl: but they have the intelligence of a 3 year old
[21:03] Darkangl: or so
[21:03] cnote2000: so this movie rips off a little bit of Jaws and a little of Alien.
[21:04] cnote2000: Stupid Ass!!!
[21:04] TheBKing: I'm telling on you.
[21:04] TheBKing: you hurt my feelings.
[21:04] TheBKing: LOL
[21:04] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:04] TheBKing: Butorama
[21:04] Darkangl: ick
[21:04] TheBKing: *butt-orama
[21:04] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHA
[21:04] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[21:04] Darkangl: frogs humping
[21:04] Darkangl: how cool
[21:04] TheBKing: frog porn.
[21:04] TheBKing: ewww.....
[21:05] TheBKing: mutant sperm from hell.
[21:05] cnote2000: mmmm...chicken fingers
[21:05] Darkangl: oh man
[21:05] Darkangl: 3,000 of them
[21:05] TheBKing: ah....
[21:05] TheBKing: those things are dancing.
[21:06] cnote2000: ahhh, the days when you could smoke in a hospital
[21:06] TheBKing: at least they have taste in woman.
[21:06] TheBKing: so far two hot chicks have been raped by the humanoids.
[21:06] Darkangl: why wouldn't the townspeople believe them
[21:06] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaaha
[21:07] Darkangl: they have one dead in the lab
[21:07] Darkangl: jeez
[21:07] cnote2000: I think I know what's coming here
[21:07] TheBKing: oh man.
[21:07] TheBKing: you're gonna love the siege on the carnival.
[21:07] cnote2000: Humanoid rampage at the carnival
[21:07] Darkangl: as much as I've loved the rest of the movie?
[21:07] Darkangl: ;)
[21:07] TheBKing: man... I'm suddenly in the mood for funnel cakes, candy apples, and cotton candy.
[21:07] TheBKing: ass!
[21:07] Darkangl: IT'S FM BOB!!!!!
[21:08] TheBKing: wow, I'm an unappealing disc jockey
[21:08] Darkangl: how come these people party so much
[21:08] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[21:08] Darkangl: if you can call that partying
[21:08] TheBKing: because it's SALMON FEST!
[21:08] cnote2000: The Dancin' Rednecks
[21:08] TheBKing: WOOHOO!
[21:08] cnote2000: har har har
[21:09] TheBKing: meanwhile in movie B
[21:09] TheBKing: as opposed to Movie A
[21:09] Darkangl: what the hell was that?
[21:09] cnote2000: the humanoids are pissed now
[21:09] TheBKing: Humanoid: "Gee I wonder if I could snag me a funnel cake."
[21:10] TheBKing: That DJ sucks.
[21:10] TheBKing: Get me a beer!
[21:10] TheBKing: Hahahahahaha!
[21:10] Darkangl: jeez
[21:10] cnote2000: Bubblicious!!
[21:10] Darkangl: what is it with these guys and beer
[21:10] TheBKing: even the sheriff's gonna get blasted.
[21:10] Darkangl: even the sheriff is drinking
[21:11] TheBKing: eww.... my mother!
[21:11] TheBKing: 3
[21:11] TheBKing: 2
[21:11] TheBKing: 1
[21:11] TheBKing: ATTACK!
[21:11] TheBKing: shit.
[21:11] TheBKing: not yet.
[21:11] TheBKing: 3
[21:11] TheBKing: 2
[21:11] TheBKing: 1
[21:11] TheBKing: ATTACK!
[21:11] Darkangl: yeah
[21:11] Darkangl: don't panic
[21:11] Darkangl: you know
[21:11] Darkangl: it looks like a pretty damn good time to panick to me
[21:11] cnote2000: It's a freaking madhouse!!
[21:12] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:12] cnote2000: not Rollergirl!!!
[21:12] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[21:12] TheBKing: rip her top off!
[21:12] TheBKing: Don't you see, I love you baby!
[21:12] Darkangl: these things look like their brains are exposed
[21:12] cnote2000: Worst carnival ride ever.
[21:12] Darkangl: just punch them in the brain
[21:12] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[21:13] TheBKing: you're not too far from being right on Duane.
[21:13] cnote2000: oh man, I thought we'd get to see a head being ripped off
[21:13] Darkangl: movie b again
[21:13] Darkangl: nice tits
[21:13] TheBKing: yup.
[21:14] TheBKing: enjoying this yet?
[21:14] TheBKing: with the plethroa of b-movie boobies.
[21:14] TheBKing: and monsters killing people?
[21:14] Darkangl: you know
[21:14] TheBKing: PARTY TIME!
[21:14] Darkangl: these things don't move very fast
[21:15] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
[21:15] TheBKing: oh this is great.
[21:15] Darkangl: anyone who can't out run them deserves to get munched
[21:15] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaha
[21:15] cnote2000: That shot of the humanoid riding the horse just made me laugh out loud!
[21:15] Darkangl: why are those two still sitting there
[21:15] TheBKing: eat vinyl man fish!
[21:15] Darkangl: dude why are people screaming
[21:16] TheBKing: that's for wearing an ugly shirt asshole!
[21:16] Darkangl: ok
[21:16] Darkangl: kill her
[21:16] Darkangl: now
[21:16] Darkangl: please
[21:16] Darkangl: fucking moron
[21:16] TheBKing: peek a boo little guy.
[21:16] cnote2000: long armed fish men suck
[21:16] TheBKing: Give uncle Charlie Tuna a kiss.
[21:16] Darkangl: man
[21:16] Darkangl: kill that kid
[21:16] TheBKing: More nice tits
[21:16] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[21:17] TheBKing: christ.
[21:17] TheBKing: look at that medieval front door.
[21:17] TheBKing: was that thing coated in gas or something?
[21:17] TheBKing: that kid was like "Holy shit"
[21:17] Darkangl: shoot
[21:17] Darkangl: them
[21:17] Darkangl: in
[21:17] Darkangl: the
[21:17] Darkangl: head
[21:17] Darkangl: you
[21:17] Darkangl: moron
[21:17] Darkangl: jeez
[21:17] cnote2000: yeah, I know
[21:17] TheBKing: they're not zombies Duane.
[21:18] TheBKing: Give me your KEDS!
[21:18] Darkangl: man
[21:18] cnote2000: all the kids in this movie were probably traumatized for life
[21:18] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[21:18] Darkangl: how'd he aim with his eye all fucked up like that
[21:18] TheBKing: wow.
[21:18] TheBKing: that did nothing.
[21:19] TheBKing: Should've used on of Slattery's Molotov Cocktails. The Ocean would be boiling right now.
[21:19] cnote2000: hehehehehehe
[21:19] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[21:19] TheBKing: Saved by an Indian, How embarassing.
[21:19] Darkangl: yeah them things could part the sea
[21:19] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:19] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[21:19] TheBKing: seriously.
[21:19] cnote2000: can you imagine a 5 gallon jug of his malatov. It would blow up a building
[21:19] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:19] Darkangl: you know what'd be funny
[21:19] Darkangl: if his foot fell off on the way up
[21:19] TheBKing: That Humanoid just wrecked the AGONY BOOTH!
[21:20] TheBKing: hahahahahahhahaha
[21:20] Darkangl: how can you tell :P
[21:20] Darkangl: ;)
[21:20] cnote2000: why are there still people running around?
[21:20] TheBKing: finally men start fighting back.
[21:20] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[21:20] cnote2000: Couldn't they have gotten out of there by now?
[21:20] Darkangl: yeah
[21:20] TheBKing: Oh shit.... my favorite scene is coming up.
[21:20] Darkangl: why the hell is ANYONE still there
[21:21] Darkangl: ram her with your fish stick!
[21:21] Darkangl: damn it
[21:21] Darkangl: why'd you save her doug
[21:21] TheBKing: LOL
[21:21] TheBKing: LMAO
[21:21] TheBKing: jebediah!
[21:21] TheBKing: To the McClure Boat!
[21:21] cnote2000: nahanahanahanaha Mc...Clure
[21:21] TheBKing: Dougy dougy dougy MCCLURE!
[21:21] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:21] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:22] TheBKing: LYNCHING TIEM!
[21:22] TheBKing: I LOVE THIS!
[21:22] TheBKing: this is priceless!
[21:22] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
[21:22] Darkangl: that rocks
[21:22] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[21:22] cnote2000: The sound effects totally make that scene!
[21:22] TheBKing: they fucking lynched it.
[21:22] cnote2000: It was like something out of a cartoon.
[21:22] TheBKing: avaon humanoid!
[21:22] Darkangl: looks like the way they dogpiled on bobby in the waterbot
[21:22] Darkangl: waterboy
[21:22] TheBKing: LOL
[21:22] TheBKing: man I can't type for the life of me tonight.
[21:23] Darkangl: now the fish guy will jump up and say "Now that's some high quality H2O
[21:23] Darkangl: :D
[21:23] Darkangl: me either
[21:23] Darkangl: why doesn't this chick have a gun
[21:23] cnote2000: it's all about the long arms
[21:23] TheBKing: LOL
[21:23] cnote2000: I love how there's no explaination of what these things are
[21:24] Darkangl: no one likes a mouth full of shaving cream :D
[21:24] TheBKing: Product placement for liquid drano.
[21:24] TheBKing: Actually Todd.
[21:24] Darkangl: DAMN!
[21:24] Darkangl: psycho PMS bitch!
[21:24] TheBKing: The one expository scene before they showed the high school film reel of frogs in heat.
[21:24] TheBKing: They gave a whole theory about the humanoids.
[21:25] TheBKing: which can be found on my site:
[21:25] cnote2000: yeah, well it sucked :)
[21:25] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[21:25] TheBKing: holy shit!
[21:25] Darkangl: oh damn!
[21:25] TheBKing: Doug McClure has ESP!
[21:25] cnote2000: you couldn't kill Doug McClure like that anyway
[21:25] Darkangl: no you dit'nt
[21:25] TheBKing: He knew that knife was coming.
[21:25] Darkangl: :D
[21:25] cnote2000: remember him on Small Wonder?
[21:25] cnote2000: was that him?
[21:25] Darkangl: out of this world
[21:25] TheBKing: let's mourn our losses on the merry go round.....
[21:25] Darkangl: I got one word for all these ass holes
[21:26] Darkangl: Move
[21:26] TheBKing: LOL
[21:26] cnote2000: that's right! Out of this World!
[21:26] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:26] TheBKing: hahahahahaahaha
[21:26] Darkangl: just pack your shit and get the hell out of there and never look back
[21:26] cnote2000: how do you explain this to the papers?
[21:26] TheBKing: Between this, Dead and Buried, and the Fog, and Jaws and... well a lot of movies. I'm glad I don't live on the shore of an ocean or lake.
[21:26] TheBKing: LMAO!
[21:26] Darkangl: you don't need to
[21:26] Darkangl: the reporters are all dead
[21:26] TheBKing: LOL
[21:27] TheBKing: ewww... what are you doing with that dildo doc?
[21:27] cnote2000: ouch
[21:27] TheBKing: SCREEEEECH!
[21:27] Darkangl: hahahahahahahaha
[21:27] cnote2000: that's the ending?!
[21:27] TheBKing: yes.
[21:27] Darkangl: that was a total hand puppet
[21:27] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[21:27] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[21:27] TheBKing: oh man.
[21:27] TheBKing: so what'd you guys think?
[21:27] cnote2000: You know, that movie was pretty damn fun to watch. Sooooo cheesy
[21:27] TheBKing: yup.
[21:27] TheBKing: That's why I like it.
[21:27] Darkangl: um
[21:27] TheBKing: So many problems with it, but it's fun to watch.
[21:27] Darkangl: ok
[21:28] TheBKing: of course if you have PMS like Duane....
[21:28] Darkangl: at least they showed the monsters
[21:28] TheBKing: and lotsa boobies.
[21:28] Darkangl: oh man
[21:28] TheBKing: and there was plenty of cool gore.
[21:28] Darkangl: there were some great tits in this movie
[21:28] TheBKing: and explosions.
[21:28] cnote2000: the scene of the Humanoid on the merry go round and the lynching made it
[21:28] TheBKing: and racism.
[21:28] TheBKing: yeah.
[21:28] TheBKing: those are my favorite scenes.
[21:29] TheBKing: that dummy scene was weird though, the damn thing moved its eyes by itself.
[21:29] TheBKing: thank god for the girl's full frontal before she's ass raped to death by a humanoid.
[21:29] Darkangl: yeah
[21:29] Darkangl: she was hot
[21:29] cnote2000: Be right back. Nature and food calls...
[21:29] TheBKing: ok man.
[21:29] TheBKing: so c'mon Duaner....
[21:30] TheBKing: you liked it.
[21:30] Darkangl: what
[21:30] Darkangl: it was ok at best
[21:30] TheBKing: c'mon....
[21:30] Darkangl: the sound was killing it for me
[21:30] TheBKing: that's probably why you didn't like it as much.
[21:30] TheBKing: must be the DVD.
[21:30] TheBKing: Mine sounds fine.
[21:30] Darkangl: you have vhs?
[21:30] TheBKing: DVD
[21:30] TheBKing: todd had VHS
[21:31] TheBKing: my VHS.
[21:31] TheBKing: a gift to him if you will.
[21:31] Darkangl: probably the difference in sound card and speakers
[21:31] Darkangl: I have a 4.1 sound system on my computer and a phillips sound card
[21:31] TheBKing: ah yes.
[21:31] Darkangl: so it picks up the highs a lot
[21:31] TheBKing: Hey you should watch it again with Sharon.
[21:31] TheBKing: It's a very romantic movie.
[21:32] Darkangl: yeah
[21:32] Darkangl: I'd rather watch two 80 year olds doing the hunchback to see which one can drop the bigger turd
[21:32] Darkangl: at least that would be amusing ;)
[21:32] TheBKing: oh come on now.
[21:32] TheBKing: sheesh.
[21:32] TheBKing: Stop being a pain in the ass.
[21:32] Darkangl: it was ok
[21:33] Darkangl: but not more than that
[21:33] TheBKing: Hey did you like the "Hey that Humanoid just destroyed the AGONY BOOTH!" line?
[21:33] TheBKing: well at least you consider it watchable.
[21:33] TheBKing: Now how about Q for a gathering?
[21:33] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[21:33] Darkangl: only if you want it to just be you and todd?
[21:33] TheBKing: LOL
[21:33] TheBKing: such a bitch.
[21:33] TheBKing: you know you should take one for the team. Just once.
[21:33] TheBKing: give in.
[21:34] Darkangl: hell no
[21:34] TheBKing: yes.
[21:34] TheBKing: I've done it several tiems.
[21:34] TheBKing: *times
[21:34] Darkangl: I should play frisbee with my dog with that damn Q dvd
[21:34] TheBKing: which is useless because the 2 disc one is coming out within the next two months.
[21:34] TheBKing: And yes I'm buying it.
[21:34] TheBKing: MWAHAHAHA!
[21:34] Darkangl: why would anyone want 2 discs of crap instead of one? :P
[21:35] TheBKing: I dunno. Ask todd.
[21:35] TheBKing: hee hee
[21:35] Darkangl: man
[21:35] Darkangl: every disc he has is crap
[21:35] Darkangl: ;)
[21:35] TheBKing: LOL
[21:35] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[21:35] TheBKing: yeah.... we need to help him out with decisions on what he SHOULD buy.
[21:36] Darkangl: he's got more crap than a ex-lax commercial
[21:36] TheBKing: like he needs Six STring Samurai.
[21:36] TheBKing: brb
[21:36] Darkangl: well he ain't buying anything for a long while now
[21:36] TheBKing: gotta pee
[21:36] TheBKing: yeah.
[21:36] TheBKing: poor guy.
[21:37] cnote2000: what did you want to ask me?
[21:37] cnote2000: I had to do a little...cleansing...if ya know what I mean
[21:38] Darkangl: so is jordy
[21:38] cnote2000: what were you going to ask me?
[21:38] Darkangl: I wasn't going to ask you anything
[21:38] Darkangl: well not before right now
[21:39] cnote2000: oh, i saw that upe there in the chat
[21:39] Darkangl: now I'm going to ask you what the air conditioner place said
[21:39] Darkangl: oh wait
[21:39] cnote2000: well, the best price we got was $3,000 to replace the central air unit and the furnace.
[21:39] Darkangl: before you tell
[21:39] Darkangl: me
[21:39] Darkangl: we gotta end the log
[21:39] cnote2000: sorry
[21:40] Darkangl: so folks
[21:40] Darkangl: thanks to jordan we watched a stupid movie tonight
[21:40] Darkangl: tune in next week for some more boring crap
[21:40] Darkangl: ;)
[21:40] Darkangl: say goodnight todd
[21:40] cnote2000: goodnight Todd
[21:40] Darkangl: :D