Hell of the Living Dead 1/24/2004

Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central
Sharon = Duane's wife Sharon
TheBKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
pantsman = Josh from Varied Celluloid
LoungeMonkey = Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge

 

[18:46] Darkangl: do you have a girlfriend josh?
[18:46] pantsman: Nope
[18:46] Darkangl: you should
[18:47] Darkangl: then she could get bitchy and never give you any sex
[18:47] Darkangl: then you could be just like jordan
[18:47] TheBKing: ROFL
[18:47] Darkangl: wouldn't that be cool? :D
[18:47] TheBKing: dick
[18:47] Darkangl: ;)
[18:47] pantsman: Zing! It's 7:47 here guys, if anybody shows up, aren't they late?
[18:47] Darkangl: no
[18:47] Darkangl: doesn't start for another 13 minutes
[18:47] pantsman: Dargnet!
[18:48] Darkangl: and I'm still waiting for dinner
[18:48] Darkangl: fucking steak fries take forever to cook
[18:48] TheBKing: I'm gonna grab some snackage.
[18:48] TheBKing: brb
[18:48] Darkangl: oh good it's here
[18:48] Darkangl: oh shit it's not
[18:48] pantsman: I'm going to listen to some GG Allin
[18:48] Darkangl: she just brought me catsup and told me pretty soon
[18:48] Darkangl: ok
[18:48] Darkangl: I need to pee and eat before we start
[18:49] pantsman: Is all of this going in the log? Because I would imagine people would get kinda bored eventually.
[18:49] pantsman: "For god's sake just give commentary for the movie!!"
[18:51] Darkangl: some is
[18:51] Darkangl: I'll cut a lot off the top
[18:51] pantsman: Ever heard of GG Allin?
[18:51] Darkangl: and I have good news
[18:51] pantsman: What's that?
[18:51] Darkangl: since only THREE of the rogues could be bothered to show up tonight (really pathetic guys) Sharon has agreed to join us for the gathering
[18:52] Darkangl: so it'll be 4 of us instead of 3
[18:52] pantsman: Huzzah? She doesn't mind really attrocious films does she?
[18:52] Darkangl: nah she said it sounds fun
[18:52] Darkangl: I told her it's a really cheeseball zombie movie
[18:52] Darkangl: Sharon's totally cool
[18:53] pantsman: Haha, is she getting on another comp or something?
[18:53] Darkangl: yeah she has her own PC
[18:53] Darkangl: there's 3 pc's in here
[18:53] pantsman: She watching the movie?
[18:53] Darkangl: mine, her's and the server
[18:53] Darkangl: she'll be watching the movie over my shoulder on mine
[18:53] pantsman: Alright, but I think some of the stock footage in the flick can get kinda gross, but if she's cool she's cool
[18:54] Darkangl: yeah she'll enjoy it
[18:54] Darkangl: what's the stock footage from
[18:54] pantsman: They rip it from anything and everything
[18:54] Darkangl: hahaha
[18:54] Darkangl: what for
[18:55] pantsman: To give us the illusion that we're really in the jungle, not sure if I should be saying this, might ruin the surprise :)
[18:55] Darkangl: oh it takes place in the jungle?
[18:55] pantsman: It takes place in a bunch of places, it's like a ripoff of everything from Dawn of the Dead to a bunch of Italian zombie flicks
[18:56] Darkangl: were they trying to be funny with it or did it just end up that way
[18:56] pantsman: Has Sharon been in on other gatherings?
[18:56] Darkangl: yeah she's sat in on a few
[18:56] pantsman: It just ended up like it did I believe :)
[18:56] Darkangl: hee hee
[18:56] pantsman: It's from the Italian master Bruno Mattei (sp), the man who brought us Rats: Night of Terror
[18:57] Darkangl: haven't seen that one
[18:57] TheBKing: there's a double feature DVD with both of those.
[18:58] *** Joins: Sharon (~motek@beta.darksplace.net)
[18:58] pantsman: You won't want to after this film :) Where did Jordan go?
[18:58] TheBKing: and Claudio Fragasso is associated with this film.
[18:58] Sharon: hello all :)
[18:58] pantsman: Howdy Sharon
[18:58] TheBKing: hi Sharon. Long time no see.
[18:58] pantsman: Who's Claudio Fragasso?
[18:58] pantsman: There he is!
[18:58] TheBKing: Congrats on becoming a US citizen.
[18:58] TheBKing: Claudio is an italian asshole responsible for the likes of Troll 2 and The Crawlers.
[18:58] TheBKing: He did redeem himself with "Monster Dog" though.
[18:58] Sharon: thanks :) I went and took my concealed class today
[18:58] TheBKing: oh cool.
[18:59] Darkangl: how come this ass hole on the title menu looks like he fell mouth first in a pile of shit?
[18:59] TheBKing: then you can muscle Duane around the house.
[18:59] TheBKing: ROFL!
[18:59] TheBKing: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!
[18:59] Sharon: hahaha
[18:59] Darkangl: man it's making me sick just looking at it
[18:59] TheBKing: that's one of the main zombies.
[18:59] TheBKing: ok ok
[18:59] TheBKing: let's get ready here.
[19:00] TheBKing: wonder how similar this all will be.
[19:00] pantsman: I'm ready, paused at the start
[19:00] TheBKing: start the flick and tell me what it says...
[19:00] Darkangl: hey goblin did the music for this
[19:00] TheBKing: if you would please.
[19:00] Darkangl: that's interesting
[19:00] TheBKing: no....
[19:00] TheBKing: Goblins' music was STOLEN for this.
[19:00] TheBKing: LOL
[19:00] pantsman: Didn't they take the Dawn of the Dead music?
[19:00] TheBKing: Yeah.
[19:01] pantsman: Nobody has started have they?
[19:01] Darkangl: ok first frame after the credits
[19:01] TheBKing: Goblin made some of that music.
[19:01] Darkangl: where they're in the nuclear plant
[19:01] TheBKing: ahm... need a little more to go on.
[19:01] TheBKing: Did you skip the credits entirely?
[19:01] Darkangl: you see some schmuck in a white hard hat
[19:01] TheBKing: ok hang on
[19:01] Darkangl: right after the opening credits
[19:01] Darkangl: it's the first scene
[19:01] Darkangl: just get to the beginning of it and
[19:01] Darkangl: then we can countdown
[19:01] Darkangl: it's 1:39
[19:01] TheBKing: dude. LOL
[19:01] TheBKing: hahahahaa.
[19:02] TheBKing: Thought one of the producers names was cunnulingus
[19:02] Darkangl: what
[19:02] Darkangl: hahah
[19:02] TheBKing: ROFL
[19:02] pantsman: Directed by Vincent Dawn, hehe
[19:02] Darkangl: those wacky italians
[19:02] TheBKing: ok I'm there.
[19:02] pantsman: Okay, we're getting to the dudes in white hats?
[19:02] TheBKing: yup
[19:02] TheBKing: right after DIRECTED BY VINCENT DAWN
[19:02] pantsman: Alright, I'm there
[19:02] Darkangl: every gathering's funnier when you use the word wacky
[19:02] TheBKing: does it say vince dawn on yours?
[19:03] Darkangl: yes
[19:03] pantsman: Yus
[19:03] TheBKing: Lol
[19:03] TheBKing: ok
[19:03] TheBKing: I"m ready to rock
[19:03] Darkangl: ok 1:39
[19:03] Darkangl: ready?
[19:03] TheBKing: let me take a bit of my salad here.
[19:03] Darkangl: ok
[19:03] pantsman: Alrighty
[19:03] TheBKing: no junk food in this freakin' house.
[19:03] TheBKing: it's a travesty!
[19:03] * TheBKing crunches on lettuce.
[19:03] TheBKing: ok
[19:03] TheBKing: ready ??
[19:03] pantsman: Yus
[19:03] TheBKing: 5
[19:03] TheBKing: 4
[19:03] TheBKing: 3
[19:03] Darkangl: well too bad your girl wasnt there
[19:04] TheBKing: lol
[19:04] Darkangl: you could munch on carpet
[19:04] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:04] Darkangl: :D
[19:04] TheBKing: 2
[19:04] TheBKing: 2 1/2
[19:04] TheBKing: 1
[19:04] TheBKing: GO!
[19:04] Darkangl: ok
[19:04] pantsman: Rock
[19:04] TheBKing: ah ok.....
[19:04] TheBKing: It's been so long since we did a Gathering....
[19:04] TheBKing: enjoy this film with multiple titles.
[19:04] TheBKing: And SUFFER!
[19:04] Darkangl: why do their hats say hope on them
[19:04] pantsman: They're from the hope center!
[19:04] TheBKing: all these blinking lights... that must mean that... THERE'S SCIENCE GOING ON HERE!
[19:04] Darkangl: like "hope" this movie doesn't suck?
[19:04] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:05] TheBKing: good one!
[19:05] TheBKing: and you should give up your hopes now Duaner.
[19:05] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:05] Darkangl: wish in one hand, zhit in the other and see which gets full faster
[19:05] TheBKing: dude. there's an awesome quote here Duane.
[19:05] pantsman: Hahaha, hope will get you nowhere!
[19:05] TheBKing: Scientist: "I may not know much about chemistry, but in bed her reactions were terriffic."
[19:05] TheBKing: Other Scientist: "I'm not surprised with that little ass!"
[19:05] TheBKing: Scientist: "I'm a tit man myself."
[19:05] Darkangl: why to these guys look like they walked out of a gay german flick
[19:05] pantsman: OH MAn, I totally forgot about that
[19:05] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:05] Sharon: cute guy though
[19:05] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:05] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:05] TheBKing: KKK Scientists.
[19:06] Darkangl: IT'S THE KKK!
[19:06] Darkangl: :D
[19:06] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:06] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:06] TheBKing: duder! We rule!
[19:06] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:06] TheBKing: oh man.
[19:06] pantsman: Here it goes!
[19:06] TheBKing: quick shine more glowing green lights over here.
[19:06] TheBKing: Scientist: "I may not know much about chemistry, but in bed her reactions were terriffic."
[19:06] TheBKing: Other Scientist: "I'm not surprised with that little ass!"
[19:06] TheBKing: Scientist: "I'm a tit man myself."
[19:06] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahah
[19:06] pantsman: Jesus, these guys are so irresponsible
[19:06] Darkangl: yeah she's great
[19:06] TheBKing: lol
[19:06] Darkangl: you know why she hangs out with them don't you
[19:06] TheBKing: the meters going up! Cause I'm turning the dial!!!
[19:06] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[19:07] Darkangl: HOLY SHIT!
[19:07] TheBKing: lol
[19:07] pantsman: SOMETHING IS GOING WRONG!? NOO!
[19:07] TheBKing: hahhahahaahhahaha
[19:07] Darkangl: he was totally turning the needle up himself
[19:07] TheBKing: those masks....
[19:07] TheBKing: dude!
[19:07] TheBKing: here comes the zombie rat!
[19:07] pantsman: Isn't that the Dawn music?
[19:07] TheBKing: Audience, what's your diagnosis!
[19:07] TheBKing: yeeah a bit of it.
[19:07] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:07] TheBKing: hahahahahaahahahahaha
[19:07] pantsman: A rat? DEAD!? What's going on!?
[19:07] TheBKing: LOOK OUT!
[19:07] TheBKing: LOOK OUT!
[19:07] Sharon: it's their lunch :)
[19:07] pantsman: How did it get in his CHEST!?!?!?!?!
[19:08] TheBKing: hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:08] Darkangl: how the fuck did that get in there
[19:08] pantsman: It was in his hand damnit! HIS HAND!!
[19:08] TheBKing: no!!!! My kool aid packet!
[19:08] Darkangl: and why is he just stanfing there
[19:08] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:08] Darkangl: what a dumbass
[19:08] TheBKing: I'm melting!
[19:08] Darkangl: he deserved to die
[19:08] Darkangl: oh look his glove came off
[19:08] TheBKing: oh great, he hit the gas valve.
[19:08] TheBKing: DOH!
[19:08] Darkangl: ok he fell down
[19:08] Darkangl: where'd the rat go
[19:08] TheBKing: Do you want to party!
[19:08] TheBKing: It's party time!
[19:08] pantsman: Hahaha, he hit a gas valve, what are the chances
[19:08] TheBKing: Return of the Guido Dead!
[19:08] Darkangl: maybe it climbed up his ass so it could keep the gerbil company
[19:08] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:08] Sharon: the other one looks like he doesnt want to mess his white clothes
[19:08] TheBKing: lol
[19:08] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[19:09] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:09] TheBKing: We'll all be dead Luigi!
[19:09] Darkangl: "we better stop that leak or we'll all be dead"
[19:09] TheBKing: mario, hit the button!
[19:09] Darkangl: gee really?
[19:09] pantsman: Operation Sweet Death, god I love that
[19:09] TheBKing: lol
[19:09] TheBKing: Ok who farted in here?
[19:09] TheBKing: they are sooo.... fired!
[19:09] Darkangl: EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! SUCKY MOVIE ALERT! EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!
[19:10] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:10] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:10] Darkangl: YEAH
[19:10] Darkangl: you know it's funny
[19:10] pantsman: What are these guys doing exactly?
[19:10] TheBKing: cause it's thrilla!!!
[19:10] Darkangl: I never knew a gas mask would protect you from radiation
[19:10] * TheBKing grabs crotch
[19:10] TheBKing: lol
[19:10] pantsman: Oh that's right, dying
[19:10] Darkangl: yeah
[19:10] Darkangl: let's just stand there and watch
[19:11] TheBKing: lets' jsut STARE !
[19:11] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:11] Darkangl: how come no one in this movie moves when they get attacked
[19:11] TheBKing: paralyzed with fear and all.
[19:11] TheBKing: that's why!
[19:11] Darkangl: now where'd these guys come from
[19:11] TheBKing: same thing happens in every italian zombie flick.
[19:11] Darkangl: they look like they just came from a justin timberlake concert
[19:11] TheBKing: if I pretend to be a pipe... he won't see me....
[19:11] pantsman: Except City of the Living Dead, the zombies can teleport and get you in that one
[19:11] TheBKing: I am the scaffolding....
[19:11] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:11] TheBKing: yeah!
[19:11] TheBKing: LOL
[19:11] TheBKing: can't breathe in this gas mask.
[19:11] Sharon: don't throw up dude
[19:12] Darkangl: oh man
[19:12] pantsman: That white haired guy looks like the dude who played Bruce Banner on the old Hulk show... or maybe not.
[19:12] Darkangl: how bad would that suck
[19:12] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:12] TheBKing: ROFL
[19:12] TheBKing: NOT
[19:12] Darkangl: kinda does from certain angles
[19:12] TheBKing: lol
[19:12] TheBKing: maybe his estranged father.
[19:12] pantsman: He's going to hitchhike out of here
[19:12] pantsman: With sad music playing
[19:12] Darkangl: too bad most guys only see the BACK or TOP of his head when they're with him
[19:12] TheBKing: I think I'm turning Japanese...
[19:12] TheBKing: Dr. Mifune out.
[19:12] TheBKing: meanwhile in movie number 2.....
[19:13] pantsman: Oh no, not the Dawn of the Dead suits!
[19:13] pantsman: Hahaha
[19:13] Darkangl: hahah
[19:13] TheBKing: hahahahahah
[19:13] Darkangl: wow nice goatee dude
[19:13] TheBKing: italian sean connery there.
[19:13] pantsman: Every cop has a different outfit it looks like
[19:13] Darkangl: hey it's the village people! :D
[19:13] TheBKing: rofl
[19:13] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:13] Darkangl: I knew I recognized that moustache
[19:13] TheBKing: ok... now we're gonna play duck duck GOOSE real nice like.
[19:13] Darkangl: stroke the gun dude
[19:14] Darkangl: stroke it hard
[19:14] TheBKing: Anyone tries to cheat... I"ll shoot you!
[19:14] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:14] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHA
[19:14] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
[19:14] Darkangl: terrorists
[19:14] pantsman: There we go!
[19:14] TheBKing: It's osama!
[19:14] pantsman: The suits man, the suits!
[19:14] TheBKing: Awww NUTS!
[19:14] TheBKing: I'm dubbed so badly!
[19:14] Darkangl: probably just a couple of crackheads with better fashion sense than these idiot swat guys with the painter caps
[19:14] TheBKing: We all sound the same!
[19:15] Darkangl: what the hell is this? the mario brothers swat team?
[19:15] TheBKing: leave my balls alone dadd.
[19:15] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:15] Darkangl: LOOKOUT! IT'S KING KOOPA! AND HE'S GOT A GUN!
[19:15] pantsman: Where are the women naked and wild? New Guinea? A real party town I'd bet
[19:15] TheBKing: I want my own sitcom!
[19:15] Darkangl: see
[19:15] TheBKing: Or I'll kill everyone here!
[19:15] Darkangl: that guy's totally on crack
[19:15] TheBKing: no but that guy is.
[19:15] TheBKing: LOL
[19:16] pantsman: They look like those people who kidnapped that girl and made her rob banks back in the seventies or whatever
[19:16] TheBKing: shake that water bottle!
[19:16] TheBKing: bring in my boombox!
[19:16] TheBKing: play the soundtrack!
[19:16] TheBKing: DAMN YOU! HURRY!
[19:16] TheBKing: Our scene is nearly over!@
[19:16] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[19:16] pantsman: hahaha
[19:16] TheBKing: love this music
[19:16] Darkangl: whoa black betty bam a lam a whoa black betty
[19:16] pantsman: Something's gonna happen!
[19:16] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:16] TheBKing: she come from alabam'
[19:16] TheBKing: blam a lam
[19:16] pantsman: Boy, this music has me so psyched up
[19:17] TheBKing: it's the gay swat theme.
[19:17] pantsman: They're rejects from the A-Team
[19:17] TheBKing: INTERPOL?!
[19:17] TheBKing: wait....
[19:17] Sharon: that's smart
[19:17] TheBKing: here comes Shaft... at least the music says so....
[19:17] Darkangl: these guys all look like they're on crack
[19:17] TheBKing: here comes Guido... he's one bad guinea motha.. SHUTA YOUR MOUTHA!
[19:17] Sharon: :P
[19:17] Darkangl: Yasmeen Bleeth must be in town for a crack whore convention or something
[19:18] pantsman: HEYYOOO! Zing!
[19:18] TheBKing: dude it's Johnny Depp!
[19:18] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:18] TheBKing: there ya go Duaner.
[19:18] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:18] TheBKing: Money PennY!
[19:18] TheBKing: LOL
[19:18] Darkangl: HAHAHAH
[19:18] pantsman: A Zombie! Wait, no that's just another scrawny European...
[19:18] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:18] Darkangl: that guy looked like he was gonna shit his pants
[19:18] TheBKing: wait....
[19:19] pantsman: That lead terrorist guy is the most un-intimidating guy I've ever seen, he looks like he's 16
[19:19] TheBKing: why'd he kill him? He dropped his gun.... HE WAS COOPERATIN?!
[19:19] Darkangl: hey I just noticed something
[19:19] TheBKing: That Josh and I talked you into watching a shitty movie?
[19:19] pantsman: Hahaha
[19:19] Darkangl: These guys all have a speech impediment. Their lips don't move right while they're talking
[19:19] TheBKing: man.....
[19:19] TheBKing: NO mercy.
[19:19] pantsman: Hahahahaha
[19:20] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:20] TheBKing: No don't shoot us.....
[19:20] TheBKing: aim at the bad guys moron!
[19:20] TheBKing: what?
[19:20] Darkangl: they all got rifles and this guy's got a little pop gun piece of shit
[19:20] TheBKing: LOL
[19:20] pantsman: Hahahaha
[19:20] TheBKing: Guido's Angels!!!
[19:20] pantsman: I like that he's holding these people up with a bolt action rifle, it just looks silly
[19:20] Darkangl: man for someone suckin' in a lot of teargas he sure talked a lot
[19:20] TheBKing: lol
[19:20] pantsman: Hahaha
[19:21] TheBKing: they all posed before they shot the guys.
[19:21] pantsman: By the end of this film, this whole sequence seems pointless
[19:21] pantsman: Castlevania music!
[19:21] TheBKing: So their brothers will eat them?
[19:21] TheBKing: LOL
[19:21] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:21] TheBKing: Meanwhile in movie 3
[19:21] pantsman: Hahaha, so true
[19:21] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:21] Darkangl: do these movies ever merge
[19:21] TheBKing: no
[19:21] pantsman: Tom Berringer, isn't that the guy's name, the lead swat dude looks like Berringer
[19:22] TheBKing: well movie 2 is over with.
[19:22] TheBKing: movie 3 goes back to movie 1
[19:22] Darkangl: that was it?
[19:22] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:22] TheBKing: goofy guy with binoculars dies in a most hilarious manner.
[19:22] pantsman: Zantoro, I think that's that guy's name, he's part of why I love/hate this movie
[19:23] pantsman: Berringer
[19:23] TheBKing: Santoro
[19:23] Darkangl: he's got man boobies
[19:23] TheBKing: He likes to play keep away from the zombies.
[19:23] TheBKing: meanwhile in movie 4.....
[19:23] TheBKing: hahahaha
[19:23] Darkangl: where does movie 4 fit into all this
[19:23] Darkangl: man that's nasty
[19:23] pantsman: Hahahahaha, don't forget the cannibal film that pops up somewhere around here
[19:23] TheBKing: Son... why did you pick at that scab!!!
[19:24] Darkangl: the wound is still what?
[19:24] Sharon: eww
[19:24] TheBKing: spreading?
[19:24] Darkangl: who the fuck says perhaps
[19:24] TheBKing: you slut! Why'd you bring our son through from zombie country!!!
[19:24] Darkangl: Jane you ignorant slut
[19:25] TheBKing: dude....
[19:25] pantsman: Let's see, two reporters... a group of swat-team guys trapped by zombies... this reminds me of... nothing, totally new.
[19:25] TheBKing: the dad freaking out...
[19:25] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:25] TheBKing: reminds me of the crazy dad in the remake of Night of the Living Dead.
[19:25] Darkangl: so who are the two hippies
[19:25] TheBKing: they're reporters or something.
[19:25] Darkangl: and when does the kid zombie out and kill mama
[19:25] TheBKing: stupid pun of mine coming up ahead.
[19:25] pantsman: Hahaha, give it to us!
[19:25] Darkangl: thanks for the warning
[19:25] TheBKing: no prob. lol
[19:26] Darkangl: hey he's makin pornos
[19:26] TheBKing: sonny and cher?
[19:26] Darkangl: SHOW ME YOUR TITS BABY
[19:26] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:26] Darkangl: hey she's not bad lookin
[19:26] TheBKing: whle she's gone he smothers the kid....
[19:26] pantsman: I HATE little kids dubbed in Italian movies, Gah!
[19:26] Darkangl: mama! mama! give me your tit so that I may suckle upon it
[19:26] TheBKing: shake that money maker!
[19:26] pantsman: "uh, eh, ugh, ugh, mama, uh, uh, uh, mama, uh" KILL HIM!!!
[19:27] Darkangl: oh wait, I forgot, mama's got small titties
[19:27] TheBKing: funny you should say that Duane.
[19:27] TheBKing: in Burial ground, a zombie kid nibbles on his mom's boobies.
[19:27] TheBKing: hmmm... dark house.
[19:27] Darkangl: nasty
[19:27] pantsman: Oh yeah, but the kid was like 34
[19:27] TheBKing: seemingly empty....
[19:27] Darkangl: happened in beyond re-animator too
[19:27] pantsman: He was a midget with a giant head
[19:27] TheBKing: creepy as hell and she gave him her boob.
[19:27] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:27] TheBKing: dark... musty....
[19:27] Darkangl: lemme guess
[19:28] TheBKing: guy slumped over table....
[19:28] Darkangl: this guy with the kid is the first to bite it right?
[19:28] TheBKing: Grandpa... it's time for your enema....
[19:28] pantsman: The kid died!!
[19:28] Sharon: there we go
[19:28] pantsman: NOOOOOO!!!
[19:28] TheBKing: RAARRRRRRRR NOT THIS TIME !!!!!
[19:28] TheBKing: Get me my dentures dear!
[19:28] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:28] pantsman: Yeehaw!
[19:28] TheBKing: Eddie Van Halen as a child!!!!
[19:28] Darkangl: hey
[19:28] pantsman: HE'S EVIL!
[19:28] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:28] Darkangl: that kid's a better actor than enyone else in this movie
[19:29] pantsman: She's got a boney face
[19:29] pantsman: And Luigi needs to shave that stache
[19:29] TheBKing: They should never have mentioned the phrase... "eat your heart out" to the kid.
[19:29] TheBKing: BOO!
[19:29] TheBKing: help!
[19:29] Darkangl: see mario brothers
[19:29] TheBKing: I'm a zombie and I can't swim!
[19:29] pantsman: I like this shot, best in the movie
[19:29] Darkangl: that's luigi
[19:29] TheBKing: lol
[19:29] TheBKing: AH!
[19:30] TheBKing: I forgot how to open the car door!
[19:30] TheBKing: open the hood!
[19:30] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:30] Sharon: hahahahaha
[19:30] Darkangl: leper colony
[19:30] Darkangl: yeah good thinkin'
[19:30] pantsman: Why do you need to count zombies? Just run you ass
[19:30] Darkangl: did you come up with that all by yourself?
[19:30] TheBKing: looks like your normal everyday stock footage.
[19:30] TheBKing: huh?
[19:30] TheBKing: who?
[19:30] pantsman: Huzzah!
[19:30] Darkangl: hey I turned my hat around backwards! Now I'm more aerodynamic and we can get there faster
[19:31] TheBKing: yeah run AT the zombies.
[19:31] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:31] pantsman: Those zombies sure are threatening!
[19:31] TheBKing: that jeep has a freakin' lion under the hood.
[19:31] TheBKing: it roars!
[19:31] Darkangl: man zombies are pussies
[19:31] Darkangl: except for that one in Junk
[19:31] TheBKing: help we ran down the street we came from and now our car is missing but you're here.
[19:31] TheBKing: lol
[19:31] pantsman: "Stop futzin' around"
[19:31] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHA
[19:31] pantsman: I'm shocked!
[19:32] TheBKing: Luigi what's wrong?
[19:32] Darkangl: what's he choking on
[19:32] pantsman: Don't throw up!
[19:32] Sharon: heart attack
[19:32] TheBKing: Truck.... look...
[19:32] Darkangl: HIS OWN VOMIT!
[19:32] pantsman: Don't throw up!
[19:32] TheBKing: daddy's heart taste good!
[19:32] Darkangl: man this kid's a good actor
[19:32] pantsman: Don't throw up!
[19:32] TheBKing: Eat your heart out you little bastard!
[19:32] Darkangl: he must have had fun doing this
[19:32] pantsman: DAMN YOU LUIGI!!!
[19:32] Darkangl: COTTAGE CHEESE!
[19:32] TheBKing: he threw up his breath mints and milk!
[19:32] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:32] Darkangl: I never seen anyone puke cottage cheese
[19:32] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:32] Darkangl: hey it's mister aerodynamic!
[19:32] pantsman: He looked like a baby throwing up, all white and creamy
[19:33] TheBKing: yo brotha.
[19:33] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:33] TheBKing: can you spare a brotha a dolla?
[19:33] TheBKing: ACK!
[19:33] pantsman: Hahaha
[19:33] TheBKing: bitch... you done gone and shot my ass....
[19:33] pantsman: What? It didn't die!? What's going on here?
[19:33] Darkangl: I should get a screen grab of that zombie
[19:33] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[19:33] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:33] Darkangl: put a sign in his hands that says "why lie, I just want a beer"
[19:33] TheBKing: SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD ASSHOLE!
[19:33] TheBKing: IN THE FREAKIN' HEAD!!!!!!
[19:33] pantsman: THE HEAD!!
[19:34] pantsman: Do it! DO IT NOWWW!!!
[19:34] TheBKing: That's ONE for the humans.
[19:34] Darkangl: you know
[19:34] pantsman: I think we can all guess who is the losing team, based solely on intelligence
[19:34] TheBKing: Josey? That's how the person doing the voice tried to pronounce JOSE (Hose-aye)
[19:34] TheBKing: hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha
[19:34] Darkangl: how many fucking movies do people have to see before they figure out that you have to shoot zombies in the head
[19:34] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:34] TheBKing: All you gotta do is shoot em in the head....
[19:35] Darkangl: I guess these guys have never seen a zombie movie before
[19:35] pantsman: She's really trying to pronounce "jose"?
[19:35] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[19:35] Darkangl: she's spitting out the blood
[19:35] TheBKing: now... be prepared to shout. SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD over and over again.
[19:35] TheBKing: cause they don't do it often.
[19:35] Darkangl: RUN!
[19:35] TheBKing: 'cept for Santoro
[19:35] Darkangl: how come no one runs in this movie
[19:35] TheBKing: Oh no, I'm paralyzed with fear!
[19:35] pantsman: Good, a chest shot, that'll stop em
[19:35] Darkangl: paralyzed with fear my ass
[19:35] TheBKing: Our ammos gone!
[19:35] TheBKing: what do we do!
[19:35] Darkangl: Nice shot!
[19:36] TheBKing: THE HEAD! BLAM!
[19:36] Sharon: nice shot
[19:36] TheBKing: lol
[19:36] pantsman: Let's watch how many times Santoro takes his own advice
[19:36] Darkangl: great head shot! :D
[19:36] TheBKing: 3 times in the movie.
[19:36] TheBKing: hahaha
[19:36] Darkangl: movie number 5?
[19:36] pantsman: Hahahaha
[19:36] pantsman: I don't even remember this movie
[19:36] TheBKing: no this is movie number 2 1/2.
[19:36] Darkangl: man nasty
[19:37] pantsman: Stock footage! YAY!
[19:37] TheBKing: QUick send Sally Struthers in there to calm things down.
[19:37] TheBKing: Hey Hey... doo doo ma!
[19:37] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:37] pantsman: Hahaha
[19:37] Sharon: it's jesus!
[19:37] TheBKing: Toucan Sam!
[19:37] pantsman: Not only do we get a crappy film, but we get a crappy 'social commentary'! YAY!
[19:37] Darkangl: how come mike can e-mail the list but he can't show up for the gathering? :P
[19:37] TheBKing: ROFL
[19:37] TheBKing: hahahahahhaha
[19:38] pantsman: Stock footage, stock footage, oh wait, a shot of stock footage!
[19:38] TheBKing: what the hell?
[19:38] TheBKing: kangaroo?
[19:38] pantsman: Man, you know what this movie could use?
[19:38] TheBKing: in new guinea?
[19:38] pantsman: Some stock footage
[19:38] TheBKing: what?
[19:38] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:38] TheBKing: STOCK FOOTAGE!
[19:38] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:38] pantsman: A slow-mo monkey diving, needed that to prove they were in the jungle definitely
[19:38] pantsman: Stock footage!
[19:38] TheBKing: you know... there were a few monkeys in Dead-Alive....
[19:39] TheBKing: but I should never compare that with this shitty movie.
[19:39] Darkangl: MIKE YOU'RE GAY. IF YOU WERE HERE YOU COULD DEFEND YOURSELF, BUT SINCE YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE LIBERACE GAY! IN FACT I'M NOMINATING YOU FOR BIGGEST GAYWAD DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE!
[19:39] TheBKing: Still it's better than HOUSE OF THE DEAD
[19:39] Darkangl: STILL WANNA SKIP OUT ON THE GATHERINGS PAL?
[19:39] Darkangl: ::)
[19:39] pantsman: Hahaha, evilness!
[19:39] TheBKing: that goes for the rest of the rogues too!
[19:39] TheBKing: lol
[19:39] pantsman: Oh god... this is so retarded
[19:39] Darkangl: yep
[19:39] Darkangl: all gay
[19:39] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[19:39] TheBKing: Duaner!
[19:39] Darkangl: especially TODD
[19:39] TheBKing: Painted boobies!
[19:39] TheBKing: 5
[19:39] TheBKing: 4
[19:39] TheBKing: 3
[19:40] TheBKing: 2
[19:40] TheBKing: 1
[19:40] TheBKing: BOING!
[19:40] TheBKing: hahhahahahahaahahahaha
[19:40] Darkangl: why does she paint her boobies
[19:40] pantsman: She doesn't interact with ANYONE!!!! It's all stock footage!!
[19:40] TheBKing: rofl
[19:40] TheBKing: hahahahahhaha
[19:40] Darkangl: why is she naked
[19:40] pantsman: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:40] TheBKing: she's making friends with the natives.
[19:40] Sharon: becuase its an italian movie?
[19:40] Darkangl: I was so busy ripping on mike for not coming to the gathering that I missed it
[19:40] pantsman: Yet a jeep five feet behind her won't scare off the natives
[19:40] TheBKing: more importantly why is she painted like a half assed superhero
[19:40] Darkangl: hell I'd be her friend
[19:40] TheBKing: She's trying out for Oingo Boingo
[19:40] pantsman: Stock footage!
[19:40] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAH
[19:40] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:41] Darkangl: crab people, crab people, taste like crab, talk like people
[19:41] TheBKing: Bring my magic lasso!
[19:41] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:41] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:41] pantsman: Hahahaha, man, this is classicly crap
[19:41] Darkangl: has it been an hour yet?
[19:41] Darkangl: I'm getting tittie withdrawl
[19:41] pantsman: There's some animal butchery in this I believe
[19:41] TheBKing: at least there's no old people driving through the forest... the zombies wouldn't stand a chance.
[19:41] TheBKing: No Duane it's been like 40minutes.
[19:41] Darkangl: man that sucks
[19:41] TheBKing: lol
[19:41] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:41] Darkangl: they shouldn't have animal killing in films
[19:41] Darkangl: not real killing
[19:42] TheBKing: hey hey eggs poo ba
[19:42] Darkangl: that's just fucked up
[19:42] pantsman: Yeah, Cannibal Holocaust was the most disturbing I've seen
[19:42] pantsman: But I love that flick
[19:42] TheBKing: ah i'm so scared... ack ooh wah wah
[19:42] Darkangl: MY EYE! THERE'S A STICK IN MY EYE!
[19:42] TheBKing: [Guittin a giant gila monster!
[19:42] TheBKing: *gutting
[19:42] pantsman: Watch out guys, she might LOOK AT SOMETHING SCARY!
[19:42] Darkangl: hey isn't that from slave of the cannibal god or something?
[19:42] pantsman: She's not in scene with ANYTHING!
[19:42] TheBKing: probably.
[19:42] Darkangl: yeah
[19:42] TheBKing: oh no! The fire burnt out!
[19:42] pantsman: It might be, but I can't recall
[19:42] Darkangl: it's nasty
[19:43] TheBKing: they're basting him!
[19:43] TheBKing: OH MY GOD!
[19:43] TheBKing: CANNIBALS!
[19:43] Darkangl: so she's standing there and no one noticed her at all?
[19:43] TheBKing: nope
[19:43] pantsman: There hasn't even been a native appear anywhere around there right?
[19:43] Darkangl: OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[19:43] TheBKing: because she's Fitting in.
[19:43] pantsman: It's all just her looking into the camera being repulsed right? God that's retarded
[19:43] TheBKing: quick, show her jogging!
[19:43] Darkangl: god how can I go on living after having seen a pair of dried up wrinkled old native titties like that
[19:43] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:44] pantsman: See, the flick tries to capitalize on both the popularity of Zombie films, Cannibal films and Mondo films all at the same time!
[19:44] TheBKing: Gorillas in the Mist!
[19:44] TheBKing: OH MAN!
[19:44] TheBKing: that was bad...
[19:44] Sharon: she came in just in time for the bbq
[19:44] Darkangl: WAZZZZZZZAUP
[19:44] pantsman: Hahahaaha
[19:44] Darkangl: just chillin, watchin the game
[19:44] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:44] pantsman: Boobs! FiNALLY SOME NATIVES!
[19:44] Darkangl: hey now she's hangin with the homies
[19:44] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:45] TheBKing: wow... she hasn't shaved her bush in a while.
[19:45] Darkangl: THERE HE IS!
[19:45] pantsman: You seriously could have cut out that WHOLE SEQUENCE and missed NOTHIGN!
[19:45] Darkangl: 3RD FROM THE RIGHT!
[19:45] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha.
[19:45] Darkangl: YASMEEN'S CRACK DEALER!
[19:45] TheBKing: LOL
[19:45] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:45] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:45] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:45] pantsman: Man, talk about done on the cheap
[19:45] Darkangl: now they'll take off the masks and they'll all turn out to be hari krishnas or something
[19:45] TheBKing: this race of african tribal folk specialize in making paper mache heads....
[19:45] Darkangl: say brotha
[19:45] Sharon: where's starvin marvin
[19:45] Darkangl: that's some afro
[19:45] Darkangl: oh ick
[19:46] Darkangl: you know that mask is full of fro sweat :P
[19:46] pantsman: Wow, this film is so cultured!
[19:46] TheBKing: man this is so authenitic!
[19:46] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:46] Sharon: sweat and bad breath :P
[19:46] Darkangl: WAGONS HO!
[19:46] TheBKing: Roll in! Let's wipe em out!
[19:46] pantsman: It's like watching the discovery channel, then flipping to Cinemax and watching Dawn of the Dead!... and then bashing in your skull with a hammer!
[19:46] TheBKing: all at the same time!
[19:46] pantsman: YEEHAH!
[19:46] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:47] Darkangl: don't forget the part about masturbating with the cheese grater
[19:47] pantsman: She done gave it up to the village, that's messed up
[19:47] TheBKing: Duane... guess you missed my bush comment earlier.
[19:47] Darkangl: what brush
[19:47] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHA
[19:47] Darkangl: HE'S EATING MAGGOTS!
[19:47] TheBKing: MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty.
[19:48] Darkangl: gotta focus the camera for this one
[19:48] Darkangl: I hear they taste like chicken
[19:48] pantsman: DON'T THROW UP LUIGI!!
[19:48] Darkangl: which is funny because chicken tastes like pork
[19:48] TheBKing: Mamma Mia!
[19:48] Sharon: hahahahaha
[19:48] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:48] Darkangl: try to figure that one out
[19:48] TheBKing: lol
[19:48] Darkangl: man
[19:48] TheBKing: The natives have a Casio!
[19:48] TheBKing: Rock on!
[19:48] pantsman: Hahahaha
[19:48] TheBKing: Bang the Gong!
[19:48] TheBKing: Get it on!
[19:48] Darkangl: see what happens when someone smacks you in the back of the head while you're snorting coke?
[19:48] TheBKing: lol
[19:48] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:49] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:49] TheBKing: I have a feeling that the zombies are gonna join the party soon.
[19:49] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:49] pantsman: Yum!
[19:49] TheBKing: Hi there... come here often.
[19:49] Sharon: ewww
[19:49] Darkangl: HE'S EATING A TURD!
[19:49] TheBKing: Pfft... don't bother that bitch is dead on her feet.
[19:49] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:49] Sharon: he looks like he's eating a turd
[19:49] pantsman: What a bunch of wimps, throwing up at everything
[19:49] Sharon: hahaha
[19:49] TheBKing: probably was!
[19:49] TheBKing: hahahah
[19:49] TheBKing: STOCK FOOTAGE ATTACKS!
[19:49] Darkangl: man, you know what I heard?
[19:49] TheBKing: huh?
[19:50] Darkangl: if you shove food up your ass, you can actually crap out of your mouth
[19:50] Sharon: hahahahah
[19:50] Darkangl: I know this 8 year old fat kid that did it
[19:50] Darkangl: was awesome
[19:50] pantsman: This is another one of those pointless scenes that never really has a point
[19:50] TheBKing: ..... I don't know what to say to that.
[19:50] pantsman: during the course of the film I mean
[19:50] TheBKing: yeah
[19:50] Darkangl: so what does any of this have to do with anything
[19:51] pantsman: That sounded retarded, but yeah, this whole "I secretly like you and maybe love will grow" thing never comes about again
[19:51] Darkangl: oh yeah it's the apocalypse
[19:51] TheBKing: you're a journalist... I'm a top secret agent guy... THAT'S A FUCKING ZOMBIE! RUN!
[19:51] Darkangl: good thinkin
[19:51] TheBKing: AH!
[19:51] TheBKing: Stock Footage!
[19:51] TheBKing: hey baby!
[19:51] pantsman: I love that scream of hers, that face is classic
[19:51] TheBKing: Oh shit!
[19:51] Darkangl: SOMEONE KILL THIS BITCH PLEASE!
[19:51] TheBKing: You done gone and hit me
[19:51] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[19:51] TheBKing: Vericose veins gone horribly wrong!
[19:51] Darkangl: ow you broke my nose!
[19:51] pantsman: They're all wearing diapers
[19:52] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[19:52] TheBKing: SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:52] Darkangl: nice sound effect
[19:52] pantsman: Prepare for the worst arm-biting scene ever
[19:52] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:52] TheBKing: that dude is having a blast.
[19:52] pantsman: I think that's here
[19:52] Sharon: arent you supposed to use the other end of the gun?
[19:52] TheBKing: A swing and a miss.
[19:52] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[19:52] pantsman: Hahahaha
[19:52] TheBKing: nah, these guys haven't learned that yet Sharon.
[19:52] Darkangl: heaven forbid he shoot them
[19:52] TheBKing: AH!!!!!!!!!! IT's stolen music from Dawn of the Dead!
[19:52] pantsman: Wait, this music is exciting! Now I'm ready for action!
[19:52] TheBKing: RUN AWAY!
[19:52] TheBKing: RUN AWAY!
[19:52] TheBKing: CHOMPE!
[19:53] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:53] TheBKing: they finally start shooting and hit the LIVING natives.
[19:53] TheBKing: LOL
[19:53] pantsman: That shot of the dude getting one in the head, I swear it's used in a bit
[19:53] Darkangl: HAHAHAHA
[19:53] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:53] pantsman: That's what I meant, a leg-bite!
[19:53] TheBKing: lol
[19:53] Darkangl: oh man that was fake
[19:53] TheBKing: mmmm..... cantalope!
[19:53] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:53] pantsman: He's obviously just pulling the meat out from his hand, god
[19:53] Darkangl: man I tell you something
[19:53] TheBKing: this music is way out of place.
[19:53] Darkangl: if this shit happened in my village
[19:53] TheBKing: It's terrible...
[19:54] TheBKing: this movie... just terrible.
[19:54] TheBKing: Bonfire.. yeah.... these guys haven't invented fire yet.
[19:54] Darkangl: all that'd be left of me was the dust cloud flying out of my ass as I ran the hell out of there
[19:54] pantsman: Santoro is so smug, I hate him... but I love his wacky out of control style!
[19:54] TheBKing: Duane... only 48 minutes to go!
[19:55] TheBKing: So do you guys think this movie sucks or is it just me.
[19:55] Darkangl: well you're aerodynamic, just bend over and stick a sail in your ass and cruise on with the wind
[19:55] TheBKing: I've only read ONE single review that praised it.
[19:55] TheBKing: at monsterhunter.com
[19:55] TheBKing: scalp him!
[19:56] Darkangl: man
[19:56] TheBKing: YOu know....
[19:56] TheBKing: if she fired that gun....
[19:56] Darkangl: there's something dead in here now
[19:56] TheBKing: it wouldn't kill the guy....
[19:56] pantsman: Well, they are indeed wrong, Hell is just... hell
[19:56] pantsman: "you got the message now baby" - maybe Shaft did have something to do with this movie?
[19:56] TheBKing: but the marathon runners alerted by it would run him down and stomp all over him.
[19:56] Darkangl: I just blew a fart that came straight from satan's bottom
[19:56] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:56] TheBKing: maybe it was from the hope center.
[19:56] TheBKing: LOL
[19:56] Sharon: shoot her! shoot her!
[19:56] Darkangl: man it smells like egg
[19:56] TheBKing: Duane's ass = hope center.
[19:56] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:56] TheBKing: Green gas... it'll turn sharon into a zombie.
[19:56] TheBKing: LOL
[19:57] Darkangl: you know
[19:57] TheBKing: And Duane's little dog too!
[19:57] Darkangl: it's hard to fire a gun when you got your thumbs on the hammer
[19:57] Sharon: now shoot her!
[19:57] Darkangl: what a moron
[19:57] TheBKing: lol
[19:57] TheBKing: Heart of Gold... Rod of Iron.
[19:57] TheBKing: ;-)
[19:57] *** Quits: pantsman (Ping Timeout)
[19:57] TheBKing: Damn it JOSH!
[19:57] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:58] TheBKing: you know...
[19:58] Darkangl: it may not be loaded but my ass sure was
[19:58] TheBKing: I bet that guy's gun is never loaded.
[19:58] TheBKing: Either that or he always shoots blanks.
[19:58] TheBKing: BOOYA!
[19:58] *** Joins: pantsman (~pantsman@neworleansnoc209-205-165-40.huntbrothers.com)
[19:58] pantsman: Christ, disconnected
[19:58] Darkangl: I think I emptied the clip though with that fart
[19:58] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:58] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:58] TheBKing: ROFL!
[19:58] TheBKing: your cigarette is too visible in the dark?
[19:58] TheBKing: LOL
[19:58] TheBKing: Yes... enjoy MOUTH CANCER....
[19:58] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:58] pantsman: I hit pause for a second, hope I didn't get too far behind
[19:58] Sharon: hahahahaha
[19:59] TheBKing: suppose we were in a good movie... we'd be in the sack together now....
[19:59] Darkangl: why is this guy talking like the narrator from an early 60
[19:59] pantsman: Are we on the scene wher that guy is hitting on the reporter?
[19:59] Darkangl: early 60's VD film
[19:59] pantsman: Looks like it
[19:59] TheBKing: LOL
[19:59] pantsman: Hahaha
[19:59] TheBKing: STOCK FOOTAGE!
[19:59] pantsman: Wailed that dude for hitting on his lady
[20:00] Darkangl: whoa
[20:00] pantsman: Elephants's
[20:00] Darkangl: I wonder what it would be like if you lit an elephant fart
[20:00] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:00] TheBKing: man this movie draws out so long and sucks your soul away.
[20:00] Darkangl: probably go off like one of them MOABs
[20:00] pantsman: Yikes, they would implode
[20:00] TheBKing: MONKEY BIRDS!
[20:00] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:00] pantsman: Oh wait, I almost forgot we were in the jungle, good thing they packed in a few more shots of random animals.
[20:00] Darkangl: yeah honk the horn if you see anything strange
[20:00] TheBKing: The chief went out ot have a beer.
[20:00] Darkangl: that works
[20:01] TheBKing: and left the soldier's waiting here?
[20:01] Darkangl: just ask the doctors wife from tremors
[20:01] TheBKing: hmm....
[20:01] Darkangl: it really helped her a lot
[20:01] TheBKing: where we find water chief?
[20:01] TheBKing: I dunno.
[20:01] TheBKing: Look for the ocean.
[20:01] Sharon: what is up with the music in this movie :P
[20:01] pantsman: Hahaha
[20:01] TheBKing: I see a nature trail and want it painted black....
[20:01] Darkangl: sounds like the beginning of a van halen tune from the 80's or something
[20:01] pantsman: Did they only rip from Dawn of the Dead or did they rip other Goblin music?
[20:01] TheBKing: Flock of Segaulls.
[20:01] Darkangl: hey didn't they just show that piece of stock footage?
[20:01] TheBKing: several times.
[20:02] TheBKing: let's take it with us!
[20:02] Sharon: they were probably running out of money so they had to show it twice
[20:02] TheBKing: souvenir!
[20:02] Darkangl: ewwwwww
[20:02] pantsman: Give him a... hand! Muahahah!
[20:02] TheBKing: The Predator must be near!
[20:02] TheBKing: I ain't got time to bleed!
[20:02] TheBKing: let's go!
[20:02] pantsman: Hahahaha
[20:02] Darkangl: either that or the KKK had a party
[20:02] TheBKing: lol
[20:02] TheBKing: ohhhh....
[20:02] TheBKing: the KKK scientists?
[20:02] pantsman: Awww, hehehe
[20:02] TheBKing: crowd = 7
[20:02] Darkangl: zombies on parade
[20:02] TheBKing: 8
[20:02] TheBKing: 9
[20:02] pantsman: Shoot them in the head! Shoot them in the head!! SHOOT THEM IN THE... alright...
[20:03] TheBKing: It's a zombie jamboree
[20:03] Sharon: lets stand around and bullshit while the zombies are coming
[20:03] TheBKing: took place in papau... new guinea
[20:03] TheBKing: lol
[20:03] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:03] TheBKing: ready for your closeup Mr Demille
[20:03] Darkangl: yeah
[20:03] TheBKing: ?
[20:03] pantsman: MAX!!!
[20:03] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:03] Darkangl: that one zombie was standing there smiling
[20:03] Darkangl: he's still smiling
[20:03] pantsman: Luigi deserves to die
[20:03] TheBKing: aight brotha.
[20:03] TheBKing: hahahhahaahha.
[20:03] pantsman: Haha, that zombie was smiling! I swear!
[20:03] TheBKing: they're about to pounce max
[20:03] TheBKing: RUN!
[20:04] TheBKing: IN THE HEAD !
[20:04] TheBKing: IN THE HEAD!
[20:04] Darkangl: man this is so stupid
[20:04] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:04] Sharon: man
[20:04] Darkangl: they know they have to shoot them in the head
[20:04] pantsman: IN THE HEAD!!
[20:04] Darkangl: and yet they don't
[20:04] Darkangl: morons
[20:04] Sharon: even I aim better than he does
[20:04] TheBKing: IN THE HEAD!
[20:04] TheBKing: lol
[20:04] TheBKing: Time for keep away!
[20:04] Darkangl: so the pistol wasn't loaded
[20:04] Darkangl: now he's gonna need it
[20:04] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:04] pantsman: You'd think these guys would carry some kind of explosives as well
[20:04] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[20:04] Sharon: hahahahah
[20:05] Sharon: yes!
[20:05] Darkangl: what a dumb ass
[20:05] pantsman: Boy, those zombies are hard to get away from aren't they
[20:05] TheBKing: Man those zombies are rasping a lot.
[20:05] TheBKing: The interpol guys should attack them with inhalers.
[20:05] pantsman: I mean, how could anyone ever survive an onslaught of such dangerous zombies.
[20:05] TheBKing: "Brainless Monkeys!"
[20:05] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:05] TheBKing: how appropriate.
[20:05] pantsman: Look at this
[20:05] Darkangl: hahaha he called em gooks
[20:05] pantsman: How does anyone die from them!?
[20:05] TheBKing: he called them gooks:
[20:05] pantsman: Hahahahahaha
[20:05] TheBKing: HAHAHAHA
[20:06] TheBKing: beat me to it Duaner.
[20:06] TheBKing: hahahahaa
[20:06] pantsman: Jesus, this ain't nam man
[20:06] TheBKing: STOCK FOOTAGE
[20:06] TheBKing: It's Zeppelin now man.
[20:06] pantsman: Hahahahaha, good thing they keep reminding us we're in the jungle
[20:06] TheBKing: welcome to the jungle, it's getting worse here day by day.
[20:06] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:07] Sharon: otherwise we might forget
[20:07] TheBKing: This is what the UN should be like.
[20:07] TheBKing: just a handful of angry guys yelling at each other.
[20:07] TheBKing: not 1,000+
[20:07] pantsman: Making beurocracy work... with fists!
[20:07] TheBKing: hahahahhaahhahahaha
[20:07] pantsman: I like that they're dubbed in
[20:07] TheBKing: You...
[20:07] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:07] TheBKing: have destroyed my people
[20:07] TheBKing: YOU have murdered my people
[20:07] TheBKing: have treated them like a crowd of human larvae and ... stuff!!!!
[20:07] Darkangl: yeah and your point is...?
[20:07] pantsman: I didn't do anything to that dude
[20:08] Darkangl: you know you bitch about what we did to your people
[20:08] pantsman: What exactly are we watching again?
[20:08] TheBKing: I insist that we should turn to Bill Cosby for hope!
[20:08] TheBKing: LOL
[20:08] Darkangl: what about what you did to that poor gerbil
[20:08] TheBKing: this is movie number 6 or 7
[20:08] Darkangl: you ASS!
[20:08] TheBKing: I lost count.
[20:08] Sharon: nice shorts
[20:08] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:08] TheBKing: This movie is the ultimate disaster.
[20:08] TheBKing: LOL
[20:09] TheBKing: Why do I sound like George BUrns?!!!!!?!?!?!?
[20:09] Darkangl: man
[20:09] pantsman: Hahah, I like that the African King sounds like he's an older American man
[20:09] Darkangl: this movie gave me the shits
[20:09] Darkangl: I'm gonna have to take a dump soon
[20:09] TheBKing: on this movie?
[20:09] Sharon: thanks for the warning
[20:09] TheBKing: lol
[20:09] TheBKing: hahahah poor Sharon.
[20:09] TheBKing: STOCK FOOTAGE
[20:09] TheBKing: YAY!
[20:09] pantsman: He's an old white guy trapped in an African statesman's body
[20:09] pantsman: Stock footage!
[20:09] TheBKing: what the hell?
[20:09] pantsman: Just announce it everytime you see it
[20:10] Darkangl: hey luigi's in a good mood for a guy that got cracked in the back of the head
[20:10] Sharon: wow...i dont think they used any stock footage in this movie before
[20:10] TheBKing: They wander through an entire jungle and find a randomly placed playground?!
[20:10] pantsman: This really looks like New Guinea I must say
[20:10] TheBKing: LOL
[20:10] Darkangl: just lucky for him he wasn't snorting coke
[20:10] Darkangl: man
[20:10] TheBKing: Dude... there was a supermodel outside!
[20:10] Darkangl: michael jackson's place after the cops got done with it
[20:10] TheBKing: LOL
[20:10] TheBKing: ROFL!
[20:10] TheBKing: Notice that funny smell?
[20:10] TheBKing: hahahahahaahahaha
[20:11] pantsman: UH OH
[20:11] Darkangl: don't go in the basement
[20:11] Sharon: and the walls are all sticky
[20:11] pantsman: He's a dancing queen!
[20:11] Darkangl: there's a kung fu zombie priest down there
[20:11] Darkangl: and a nurse with a flip top head
[20:11] TheBKing: lol
[20:11] TheBKing: if only.
[20:11] Darkangl: and a zombie baby
[20:11] Darkangl: and some dude's pissed off mother
[20:11] TheBKing: and the zombie rat!
[20:11] TheBKing: wait... that sounds familiar...
[20:11] TheBKing: full house right?
[20:11] TheBKing: this dude is so gay.
[20:11] Darkangl: HAHAHAHA
[20:11] pantsman: He really is
[20:11] TheBKing: ready......
[20:11] pantsman: I mean, really
[20:11] TheBKing: a 1
[20:12] TheBKing: a 2
[20:12] TheBKing: a 123
[20:12] TheBKing: HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY!
[20:12] pantsman: Okay, what exactly is going on now?
[20:12] TheBKing: oops... not yet.
[20:12] Darkangl: do you have any idea how embarrassing it would be to die while you're wearing that?
[20:12] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:12] pantsman: Hahaha
[20:12] TheBKing: Grammy num nums!
[20:12] pantsman: I'll bet she's okay
[20:12] TheBKing: HELLO MY BABY!
[20:12] TheBKing: HELLO MY DARLING!
[20:12] TheBKing: HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!
[20:13] pantsman: Wow, what a great movie, feel that tension!?
[20:13] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:13] TheBKing: lol
[20:13] pantsman: Send me your love on wire, baby my heart's on fire!
[20:13] Darkangl: this is gonna rock
[20:13] Darkangl: I know it
[20:13] TheBKing: ewww... he's feeling her up.
[20:13] TheBKing: There's a cat inside here!
[20:13] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:13] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:13] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:13] Sharon: !!!
[20:13] Darkangl: I always said cats would do that
[20:13] TheBKing: He was stroking her pussy (cat).
[20:13] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:13] Darkangl: come on jordan
[20:13] Darkangl: you can do better than that
[20:13] Darkangl: that was a derp joke
[20:13] TheBKing: here come the chimeny sweep zombies!
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:14] TheBKing: use the cane!!!!
[20:14] Darkangl: tell me something
[20:14] pantsman: The elderly shall have their revenge!
[20:14] TheBKing: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[20:14] TheBKing: LOL
[20:14] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:14] pantsman: Don't run! Don't run!
[20:14] Darkangl: how did he fucking NOT see 4 zombies surrounding him
[20:14] TheBKing: dude!
[20:14] TheBKing: LOL
[20:14] Darkangl: yeah do me granny
[20:14] TheBKing: she's raping him!
[20:14] TheBKing: ROFL!
[20:14] Sharon: puss
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:14] Sharon: he cant even beat an old lady
[20:14] Darkangl: see embarrassing
[20:14] TheBKing: Oh no!
[20:14] TheBKing: They ate THAT GUY!
[20:14] pantsman: Remember, Santoro can put his arm in one's hand and easily fight it off, but walking away from them is just TOO hard
[20:14] TheBKing: Filthy jackals!
[20:15] Darkangl: yeah that'll help
[20:15] Sharon: yeah that would help
[20:15] TheBKing: You know it's spring when the zombies start gettin' into the house.
[20:15] pantsman: Waste your ammo Santoro! WASTE IT ALL!
[20:15] Sharon: :P
[20:15] TheBKing: You said you'll call me afterwards.
[20:15] TheBKing: LOL
[20:15] Darkangl: let's so it again baby
[20:15] TheBKing: ROFL!
[20:15] Darkangl: give grannie some more pookies
[20:15] Sharon: granny gums
[20:15] TheBKing: Your life insurance is MINE!
[20:15] pantsman: Hahahahahha
[20:15] Darkangl: these guys got elmer fudd guns or what
[20:15] TheBKing: lookout behind you!
[20:16] TheBKing: AMBUSH!
[20:16] pantsman: No, zombies never pop through windows
[20:16] pantsman: Oh wait, guess they do...
[20:16] TheBKing: They even rip off the elevator scene from dawn at the end.
[20:16] Darkangl: oh that was smart
[20:16] TheBKing: take the gun! Not the girl!
[20:16] TheBKing: Take the guN!"
[20:16] Darkangl: how did this guy ever become leader
[20:16] TheBKing: dinner and a show. LOL
[20:16] TheBKing: IN THE HEAD!
[20:16] Darkangl: I guess it's true what they say
[20:16] TheBKing: IN THE HEAD!
[20:16] TheBKing: SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD!
[20:16] Darkangl: you rise to the level of your incompetence
[20:16] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:16] pantsman: This is the third film I can think of off the top of my head where a woman walks too close to the window and is grabbed by zombies
[20:17] TheBKing: There's too many of them !LOL!
[20:17] pantsman: WASTE YOUR AMMO SANTORO!
[20:17] pantsman: WASTE IT ALL!!!
[20:17] Darkangl: that's cause women are stupid
[20:17] TheBKing: we've come to check the meter!
[20:17] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:17] TheBKing: that zombie chick was kinda cute.
[20:17] Darkangl: the only reason women don't die in movies like this is so they can get maximum tittie time out of them
[20:17] TheBKing: AH! MY FRO!
[20:17] TheBKing: Quick! Get Mario !
[20:18] pantsman: Hahaha
[20:18] Sharon: time for a haircut
[20:18] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:18] pantsman: "I'm one baby they're not biting" did he seriously say that or did I hear it wrong?
[20:18] TheBKing: here comes the music!
[20:18] TheBKing: you heard it right.
[20:18] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:18] Darkangl: you heard right
[20:18] pantsman: Yay! The score never gets tiring!
[20:18] TheBKing: lol
[20:18] pantsman: Just like the stock footage!
[20:18] TheBKing: you freakin' ballbreakers! FUCK OOF!
[20:18] TheBKing: *off!
[20:18] pantsman: Look, there goes Santoro again
[20:19] Darkangl: I wonder if he burned anyone swingin that torch around like that
[20:19] TheBKing: wasn't he in MASH?
[20:19] TheBKing: Isn't that Hawkeye?!
[20:19] TheBKing: LOL
[20:19] TheBKing: with the torch!
[20:19] pantsman: Hahaha
[20:19] TheBKing: ???
[20:19] Darkangl: that one lady looked like her back went out or something
[20:19] pantsman: Santoro has the worst laugh ever
[20:19] TheBKing: we'll all meet again in HELL (of the Living Dead 2!!!!).
[20:20] pantsman: That's what I want, someone get Bruno Mattei on the phone!
[20:20] TheBKing: ROFL!
[20:20] TheBKing: then send a knife through the phone.... somehow....
[20:20] TheBKing: LOL
[20:20] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:20] TheBKing: barbecue.
[20:20] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:20] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:20] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:20] TheBKing: the zombie opened the door and climbed in next tot he girl.
[20:20] Darkangl: zombie knows how to use the door handle and climb in the car
[20:20] TheBKing: smart zombie!
[20:20] TheBKing: LOL
[20:20] TheBKing: ROFL!
[20:20] pantsman: This movie should have ended by now
[20:20] TheBKing: Pretty soon they'll be using tools and create fire.
[20:21] Darkangl: damn foreign cars
[20:21] TheBKing: and start the country of ZOMBABWE!
[20:21] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:21] Darkangl: that one zombie chick is super hot
[20:21] TheBKing: AH!
[20:21] TheBKing: STOCK FOOTAGE!
[20:21] TheBKing: no one liked the Zombabwe joke eh?
[20:21] TheBKing: shit.
[20:22] Darkangl: I missed it
[20:22] pantsman: Ahh good, I was afraid we might not get anymore shots of random animals doing things that have nothing to do with the movie
[20:22] Darkangl: funny though
[20:22] TheBKing: thansk.
[20:22] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:22] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[20:22] Darkangl: whoah
[20:22] pantsman: Santoro's crackin' up
[20:22] Darkangl: can't turn my hat backward
[20:22] TheBKing: when he turns his hat around he becomes crazy.
[20:22] TheBKing: LOL
[20:22] Darkangl: the other guy did it and he got eaten
[20:22] pantsman: Hahaha
[20:22] TheBKing: LOL
[20:22] pantsman: Wait, did Luigi die?
[20:22] TheBKing: nope.
[20:22] Darkangl: seriously now
[20:22] *** Joins: LoungeMonkey (~cnote@pcp05316887pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net)
[20:22] TheBKing: he barely escaped.
[20:22] TheBKing: Damn it TOdd!
[20:22] Darkangl: where are they gettin all the ammo
[20:22] LoungeMonkey: Hey guys
[20:22] TheBKing: you missed 75% of this shitty zombie movie.
[20:22] pantsman: Umm, got Hell of the Living Dead?
[20:23] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:23] LoungeMonkey: Which movie is it?
[20:23] TheBKing: It goes by many names.
[20:23] TheBKing: Night of the Zombies.
[20:23] TheBKing: Hell of the Living Dead
[20:23] TheBKing: Zombie of the Savannah
[20:23] TheBKing: and at least six more titles
[20:23] TheBKing: LOL
[20:23] Darkangl: STOCK FOOTAGE!
[20:23] pantsman: YAY!
[20:24] pantsman: Animals getting murdered, that counts as 2 points
[20:24] LoungeMonkey: Sorry, we were running around trying to find a place to get danas car fixed and I didn't see the messages until now
[20:24] Darkangl: aw shit todd
[20:24] Darkangl: where'd you come from
[20:24] TheBKing: don't bring ammo. we never use it right anyway.
[20:24] pantsman: Hahaha
[20:25] Darkangl: todd you really need to get here on time
[20:25] TheBKing: what's up with the dead fish?
[20:25] LoungeMonkey: Dana's car slipped on some ice this past week and she hit a phone pole
[20:25] TheBKing: they should be zombie fish!!!!
[20:25] Darkangl: she ok?
[20:25] pantsman: Do you have Hell of the Living Dead by chance Todd?
[20:25] LoungeMonkey: she's fine but her car is a little messed up
[20:25] TheBKing: shit dude.
[20:25] TheBKing: same thing happened to me.
[20:25] LoungeMonkey: nah, never heard of it
[20:25] TheBKing: Glad Dana's ok.
[20:25] TheBKing: STOCK FOOTAGE!
[20:25] pantsman: Beat me to it man! :d
[20:25] pantsman: :D* damnit!
[20:25] TheBKing: HEAVE LUIGI HEAVE!
[20:25] LoungeMonkey: I'm really sorry guys, I would've liked to watch it
[20:26] TheBKing: no you wouldn't have.
[20:26] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAH
[20:26] TheBKing: Beach Blanket Zombies!!!!!!
[20:26] Darkangl: they all jump on the boat before it's actually floating
[20:26] TheBKing: ALOHA From zombie island!
[20:26] pantsman: They're waving goodbye
[20:26] TheBKing: This film brought to you by ZODIAC rafts.
[20:26] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:26] TheBKing: meanwhile... back in movie 1
[20:26] pantsman: Hahahahahaha
[20:26] TheBKing: our characters from movies 2-6 have arrived.
[20:27] TheBKing: the music rules at least....
[20:27] Darkangl: man
[20:27] Darkangl: luigi can't paddle worth a shit
[20:27] TheBKing: Luigi can't do anyting worth a shit.
[20:27] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:27] Darkangl: yeah he can
[20:27] pantsman: But he can jump, Mario Bros. 2 proved that
[20:27] TheBKing: They should've fed him to the zombies earlier on.
[20:27] Darkangl: he's great at being a moron
[20:27] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:27] TheBKing: ROFL!
[20:27] TheBKing: true.
[20:27] TheBKing: and he likes mushroooms!!!
[20:27] Sharon: hahaha
[20:27] Darkangl: you know what they should have had was flame throwers
[20:27] TheBKing: pfffft.
[20:28] pantsman: They would just end up lighting themselves on fire
[20:28] TheBKing: they'd burn each other to death before they actually took out any zombies.
[20:28] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:28] TheBKing: freakin' idiots
[20:28] Darkangl: :D
[20:28] TheBKing: LOL
[20:28] TheBKing: man we're all thinking alike tonight.
[20:28] Darkangl: Luigi would probably just leak gas all over himself and then get frustrated and give up and go out for a smoke
[20:28] TheBKing: Yeah let's stick together...
[20:28] TheBKing: and remember... don't shoot them in the heads
[20:28] TheBKing: whatever you do.
[20:29] TheBKing: because that would better our chances for survival.
[20:29] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:29] Darkangl: yeah definitely don't shoot them in the heads
[20:29] pantsman: Yes, we've still got tons of squibs we can use for bodyshots!
[20:29] Darkangl: because then there might actually be less of them
[20:29] TheBKing: lol
[20:29] TheBKing: elevator scene coming up.
[20:29] Darkangl: yeah I wonder what's more expensive, a blasted head effect or 25 squibs per zombie
[20:30] TheBKing: is that a seal?
[20:30] TheBKing: hear that noise?
[20:30] TheBKing: ort
[20:30] TheBKing: ort
[20:30] pantsman: Hahahaha
[20:30] TheBKing: ort
[20:30] TheBKing: ort
[20:30] pantsman: It wants a fish damnit!
[20:30] Darkangl: it puts the fish back in the drawer
[20:30] Darkangl: then it puts the dress on
[20:30] Darkangl: then it rubs the lotion on
[20:30] TheBKing: SURPRISE! FOR HE'S A TASTY GOOD FELLOW FOR HE'S A TASTY GOOD FELLOW WHICH NO ZOMBIE CAN DENY!
[20:31] Darkangl: YES!
[20:31] Sharon: woohoo!
[20:31] TheBKing: lol
[20:31] Darkangl: LUIGI BITES IT!
[20:31] pantsman: LUIGI!! NOOOOOOO!!!
[20:31] TheBKing: let's all watch as Luigi is chomped into linguini!
[20:31] TheBKing: are you shooting at us?
[20:31] TheBKing: you are so dead man?
[20:31] Sharon: they act like this is the first time they see someone biting it like this
[20:31] pantsman: Shoot them in the chest! Shoot!
[20:31] TheBKing: IN THE HEAD!
[20:31] Darkangl: hey she's hot
[20:31] TheBKing: SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD!!!!
[20:31] TheBKing: Bruce Campbell? Nah couldn't be.....
[20:31] Darkangl: I wouldn't want a blowjob from her though
[20:32] TheBKing: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
[20:32] Darkangl: man that's a fast elevator
[20:32] TheBKing: He should've taken the "Staaairway to Heaven"
[20:32] pantsman: No! No1 I know I ran away from you guys for like three minutes earlier when there were more, but now your biting seems irresistable!
[20:32] Sharon: well move you idiot :P
[20:32] Darkangl: yeah stand under the dripping blood for just as long as possible
[20:32] TheBKing: LOL
[20:32] TheBKing: owww... I've been laughin so much tonight that my left nut hurts.
[20:32] TheBKing: lol
[20:32] pantsman: That doesn't sound nice man
[20:32] TheBKing: OWWW! My paper mache head!
[20:32] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:33] Darkangl: man why do they always keep someone who's been bitten with them
[20:33] TheBKing: go on without me.....
[20:33] Darkangl: shoot him in the damn head
[20:33] Darkangl: you know he's gonna become one of them
[20:33] pantsman: Really, and this is the guy who's been a jerk through the whole film
[20:33] pantsman: OPERATION SWEET DEATH!
[20:33] TheBKing: The vapor is spreading everywhere....
[20:33] TheBKing: EVERYWHERE.
[20:33] * TheBKing coughs
[20:34] TheBKing: Duane... stop farting.
[20:34] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:34] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:34] Darkangl: my ass is a zombie makin' machine
[20:34] TheBKing: LOL
[20:34] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:34] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
[20:34] Darkangl: now I'm no medical expert
[20:34] TheBKing: hahah.
[20:34] TheBKing: yeah?
[20:34] Darkangl: but wouldn't that guy be squirting blood out of that wound on his neck
[20:34] pantsman: Dawn of the Dead music used to great effect, and by great I mean bastardized
[20:34] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:34] Darkangl: or at least oozing it at a rapid pace?
[20:34] TheBKing: of course not.
[20:35] TheBKing: they ran out of money to do that.
[20:35] TheBKing: so he just has to act mildly hurt.
[20:35] Darkangl: well they wasted it all on the damn squibs
[20:35] Darkangl: I wanna get some squibs just so I can freak little kids out on halloween
[20:35] pantsman: I don't even think these guys who were sent on their 'mission' really knew what the 'mission' was
[20:35] TheBKing: and josh, bastardized doesn't even begin to describe the music.
[20:35] TheBKing: It's theivery, pure and simple.
[20:35] TheBKing: Here's the movie's moral!!!
[20:35] pantsman: Think they payed for it?
[20:35] TheBKing: nah.
[20:35] TheBKing: stole it plain and simple.
[20:35] Darkangl: man
[20:36] Darkangl: she had a nasty period
[20:36] TheBKing: The Hope Centers are making zombies on purpose to wipe out third world countries and reduce the
[20:36] Darkangl: got all over her face and everything
[20:36] TheBKing: world's overall population!
[20:36] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:36] TheBKing: ewwwwww.......
[20:36] pantsman: That makes perfect sense to me
[20:36] Sharon: at last she doesnt paint with it :PP
[20:36] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:36] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:36] Darkangl: yeah I found a site the other day
[20:36] Darkangl: this chick paints with her own menstrual blood
[20:36] TheBKing: really?
[20:36] TheBKing: ICK!
[20:36] pantsman: Oh man, that's nasty
[20:36] TheBKing: just ICK
[20:36] Darkangl: the art is actually pretty nice
[20:36] Darkangl: until you realize what the red is
[20:37] TheBKing: rofl
[20:37] pantsman: Hahahaha, man, the whole explination... so retarded.
[20:37] Darkangl: she's making a sociopolitical statement with her menstrual art
[20:37] TheBKing: damn right.
[20:37] Darkangl: wait what was the explanation
[20:37] Darkangl: I missed it
[20:37] TheBKing: Join the zombies... you can sail the 7 seas. Join the zombies.... your flesh is what they need!
[20:37] TheBKing: We want you! As our food!
[20:38] Darkangl: but zombies don't eat each other
[20:38] TheBKing: If you turn you're our new recruit!
[20:38] pantsman: That the 'industrialized nations are bothered by over-populations so they want to kill all of the people in new-guinea'.... or something
[20:38] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:38] TheBKing: at least she gets a gory death.
[20:38] Darkangl: oh ok
[20:38] TheBKing: YOINK!
[20:38] TheBKing: AH!
[20:38] TheBKing: lol
[20:38] TheBKing: my eyes!
[20:38] TheBKing: My tongue!
[20:38] pantsman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[20:38] TheBKing: AAAAHhhh
[20:38] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:38] TheBKing: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
[20:38] TheBKing: AAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPLAT!
[20:39] TheBKing: PLONK
[20:39] Darkangl: YES!
[20:39] Darkangl: nice effects eh?
[20:39] TheBKing: meanwhile in movie 7
[20:39] pantsman: Hahaha
[20:39] TheBKing: That dude looks like a fucking zombie.
[20:39] TheBKing: Look at him!
[20:39] Darkangl: man I just blew another one of those nasty egg farts
[20:39] TheBKing: He is a cadaver!
[20:39] TheBKing: and another zombie is born. LOL
[20:39] Darkangl: hey she's way hot
[20:39] TheBKing: Yeah Science Fiction... what a load of crap.
[20:39] pantsman: What kind of talk show is this and why is it being shown in a bar?
[20:39] TheBKing: Let's go have sex outside.
[20:40] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:40] TheBKing: lol
[20:40] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:40] TheBKing: My car or your car.
[20:40] TheBKing: ?
[20:40] Darkangl: man this movie is WAY too long
[20:40] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:40] pantsman: Is this movie 8?
[20:40] TheBKing: Duane this ending is awesome?
[20:40] TheBKing: !
[20:40] Darkangl: if I let you do it now, you won't marry me
[20:40] TheBKing: Because it's end!
[20:40] Darkangl: um yeah no shit honey
[20:41] TheBKing: RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
[20:41] Darkangl: man a chick this hot can't die
[20:41] pantsman: I doubt that's a zombie, couldn't be... no way...
[20:41] Darkangl: that's fucked up
[20:41] TheBKing: The man without a face.
[20:41] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:41] TheBKing: Then she's ambushed!
[20:41] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
[20:41] TheBKing: Then her boyfriend is ambushed!
[20:41] TheBKing: LOL
[20:41] Darkangl: that's fucked up
[20:41] TheBKing: he ate her womb!
[20:41] pantsman: NOOO!! The Hope Center's plan backfired! It can't be! NO WAY!
[20:41] TheBKing: lol
[20:41] Darkangl: again she doesn't run or anything
[20:42] pantsman: Her boyfriend stands and stares as strange men murder his girlfriend
[20:42] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahhahahahaha
[20:42] TheBKing: bad makeup here.
[20:42] pantsman: They walked from New Guinea
[20:42] TheBKing: Claudio Fragasso! BAD!
[20:42] Darkangl: that's why they went out of focus
[20:42] TheBKing: lol
[20:42] pantsman: Muahahaha
[20:42] TheBKing: oh man....
[20:42] Darkangl: man
[20:42] Darkangl: what a shitty movie
[20:42] TheBKing: I survived it again!
[20:42] TheBKing: HA!
[20:42] TheBKing: Duane guess what?
[20:42] pantsman: This is my third time through
[20:42] Darkangl: you don't have to tell me jordy
[20:43] Darkangl: I already know
[20:43] Darkangl: I'm a moron for buying this movie
[20:43] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[20:43] Darkangl: :)
[20:43] TheBKing: no...
[20:43] TheBKing: you're a moron because you went along with Josh and I.... and we're morons too for buying this movie.
[20:43] Darkangl: I can't believe this shit has extras
[20:43] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:43] TheBKing: LOL
[20:43] pantsman: Man, that was a classic
[20:43] pantsman: ... or was it!
[20:43] Darkangl: hell rats of the living dead
[20:43] TheBKing: Zombie is much better.
[20:43] TheBKing: LOL
[20:44] Sharon: extra stock footage?
[20:44] Darkangl: was that one of the other titles?
[20:44] TheBKing: hahahahahahhahaa
[20:44] TheBKing: no.
[20:44] LoungeMonkey: So, how was it guys?
[20:44] TheBKing: that's a short interview with Bruno.
[20:44] pantsman: Horrific
[20:44] TheBKing: It was Pain Todd.
[20:44] Darkangl: fucking lame todd
[20:44] TheBKing: pure and simple
[20:44] TheBKing: but I think we had fun.
[20:44] TheBKing: I did at leas.t
[20:44] LoungeMonkey: Man, maybe I'm glad I missed it :)
[20:44] pantsman: Me too :)
[20:44] Darkangl: it's one of thoe movies where everyone is so completely moronic that you PRAY for them to die
[20:44] Darkangl: nah todd
[20:44] pantsman: For the log I would like to add, for those about to rock; we salute you.
[20:44] Darkangl: would have been funner with you here
[20:44] TheBKing: LOL
[20:45] Darkangl: you even missed my TWO yasmeen references
[20:45] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:45] Darkangl: or was it three
[20:45] TheBKing: 2
[20:45] TheBKing: ...
[20:45] TheBKing: i think.
[20:45] Darkangl: yeah
[20:45] Darkangl: think I was going for three but the movie had me in such shock that I couldn't pull one out of my ass
[20:46] TheBKing: well this is a momentous occasion.
[20:46] TheBKing: LOL
[20:46] LoungeMonkey: 2 Yasmeen references!!
[20:46] LoungeMonkey: Shit!
[20:46] Darkangl: besides, thee was something else coming out of my ass that smelled horrifically dead
[20:46] TheBKing: we actually watched a horrifically bad movie at a Gathering.
[20:46] TheBKing: ROFL
[20:46] LoungeMonkey: I still have that crack whore graphic I made of her, remember that one?
[20:46] pantsman: Was that the worst film to ever have a gathering?
[20:46] TheBKing: YEAH!
[20:46] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:46] TheBKing: yes it was Josh.
[20:46] Darkangl: I don't know
[20:46] Darkangl: let me look real quick
[20:46] TheBKing: It is Duane.
[20:46] pantsman: That's what I thought, so bad it melts steel
[20:46] TheBKing: lol
[20:47] LoungeMonkey: hahahahaah!
[20:47] Darkangl: I think humanoids from the deep was almost as bad
[20:47] Darkangl: but not quite
[20:47] TheBKing: oh go to hell.
[20:47] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:47] TheBKing: sheesh.
[20:47] Darkangl: man it sucked
[20:48] Darkangl: the only cool thing in it was doug mcclure
[20:48] TheBKing: mutant fish monsters raping women, killing men, and wrecking a fish festival.
[20:48] pantsman: Santoro is my hero though
[20:48] TheBKing: jeez
[20:48] LoungeMonkey: Humanoids was entertaining in a crappy way
[20:48] Darkangl: it was lame jordy
[20:48] TheBKing: no
[20:48] TheBKing: It's Roger Corman gold.
[20:48] Darkangl: lame
[20:48] LoungeMonkey: I actually would've joined in earlier but I had to download a new IRC client and figure out how to work it
[20:48] Darkangl: well it obviously works
[20:49] Darkangl: we expect to see you at the next one
[20:49] TheBKing: what will be the next film?
[20:49] LoungeMonkey: sure, I'll try to make it.
[20:49] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:49] Darkangl: I just ran sharon out of here
[20:49] Darkangl: that last fart gave her a headache
[20:49] Darkangl: :D