Heavy Metal 7/25/2003

Darkangl: Duane from B-Movie Central
cnote2000: Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
TheBKing: Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
citizennancy: Nancy - Rogues Fan Club Member

 

[18:20] *** Darkangl changes topic to 'It's your one way ticket to midnight...call it...heavy metal...'
[18:46] *** Joins: citizennancy (~cheadoole@ppp61.srnet.com)
[18:50] citizennancy: hello?
[18:51] *** Parts: citizennancy (~cheadoole@ppp61.srnet.com)
[18:55] *** Joins: TheBKing (~jordzilla@mtrs-199-224-92-78.ppp.mtrs.epix.net)
[18:55] TheBKing: hello... elloo....lloo....oooo.....ooo....o
[18:57] *** Joins: cnote2000 (~cnote2000@pcp01409704pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net)
[18:57] cnote2000: boo ya!!
[18:58] cnote2000: Anyone read the comic book?
[19:00] *** Joins: citizennancy (~cheadoole@ppp61.srnet.com)
[19:00] cnote2000: Hi Nancy, Todd form The Monkeyhouse Lounge here!
[19:00] citizennancy: hi!
[19:01] cnote2000: welcome to the Rogues IRC Gathering
[19:01] cnote2000: You found Heavy Metal huh?
[19:01] citizennancy: i did, on vhs
[19:01] Darkangl: hi guys
[19:01] Darkangl: sorry
[19:01] citizennancy: uh blockbuster had the new 2000 version on both vhs and dvd :P blech
[19:01] Darkangl: we had dinner late and I didn't think we'd be done in time
[19:01] cnote2000: what's up Duane?
[19:01] citizennancy: thats ok
[19:02] Darkangl: my dinner in a minute :P
[19:02] Darkangl: ate too much
[19:02] Darkangl: sharon made me this massive ham and cheese omelette
[19:02] citizennancy: ooh
[19:02] cnote2000: ewww...massive ham and cheese omlette!
[19:02] Darkangl: welcome nancy
[19:02] cnote2000: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
[19:02] Darkangl: glad to have you here
[19:02] Darkangl: yeah well
[19:02] citizennancy: glad to be here
[19:03] Darkangl: I had my dental work done today
[19:03] citizennancy: how ironic, me too
[19:03] Darkangl: so I wasn't able to eat much
[19:03] Darkangl: I got 2 overlays put in
[19:03] cnote2000: what'd you have done?
[19:03] citizennancy: fillings
[19:03] Darkangl: one on top and one on the bottom
[19:03] TheBKing: whoops!
[19:03] TheBKing: hey all.
[19:03] Darkangl: so my whole left side of my mouth was dead
[19:03] TheBKing: Hi nancy.
[19:03] TheBKing: Hi todder.
[19:03] Darkangl: hey bitch
[19:03] TheBKing: I duaner.
[19:03] Darkangl: :)
[19:03] TheBKing: hehehehe
[19:03] cnote2000: buenos noches Jordan
[19:04] TheBKing: Sorry I haven't been very talkative, I'm reading Todd's review of Director's Cut.... seeing what
[19:04] TheBKing: I'm in for.
[19:04] Darkangl: speaking of nachos
[19:04] citizennancy: if i didnt find heavy metal, i woulda come anyway, and watched csi rerun
[19:04] cnote2000: it's really well directed
[19:04] Darkangl: when's ken gonna stop being a bitch and start coming to these things again
[19:04] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:04] Darkangl: I been kinda watching csi lately
[19:04] Darkangl: comes on after wrestling
[19:04] TheBKing: I kinda figured that Todder, you said that in your reviwe about 200 times.
[19:04] TheBKing: ;-)
[19:04] Darkangl: so I just leave it on
[19:05] Darkangl: I was telling jordan
[19:05] citizennancy: at least it did, stupid tnn - i mean spike lee tv
[19:05] cnote2000: CSI is a good show, don't like the MIami one though
[19:05] Darkangl: las vegas must have the highest murder rate in the world
[19:05] cnote2000: Spike TV...what a freakin' joke
[19:05] Darkangl: cause like 2 or 3 people die every week
[19:05] Darkangl: at least
[19:05] citizennancy: i cant watch david caruso without thinking hes gonna drop trou anyminute
[19:05] Darkangl: and that's just on that one day
[19:05] Darkangl: that's like 14 to 21 people a week
[19:05] citizennancy: and i dont need to see his butt. blech
[19:05] Darkangl: hahahahahahahaha
[19:06] Darkangl: I didn't realize he still had any career left
[19:06] cnote2000: Caruso on NYPD BLue: "Are you okay" (with a concerned look)
[19:06] citizennancy: lol
[19:06] Darkangl: tell you who I'd pay cash money to see their career crash and burn
[19:06] Darkangl: martin lawrence
[19:06] citizennancy: who
[19:06] Darkangl: I hate that big eared little freak
[19:06] citizennancy: lol
[19:06] TheBKing: hee hee.
[19:06] Darkangl: I wish he'd use up that last 5 seconds of his 15 minutes of fame
[19:06] TheBKing: LOL
[19:07] TheBKing: hey Duaner, the deleted scene of Heavy metal is on this tape.
[19:07] TheBKing: SO HA!
[19:07] TheBKing: LOL
[19:07] citizennancy: just dont pray they dont make bad boys three: we still bad!
[19:07] Darkangl: no shit?
[19:07] Darkangl: that's cool
[19:07] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:07] cnote2000: Anyone here read the comic?
[19:07] TheBKing: yeah, The NEVERWHERE SEGMENT
[19:07] TheBKing: Nancy, just to warn you....
[19:07] citizennancy: where i work, we sell copies of it
[19:07] TheBKing: We do get pretty raunchy.
[19:07] Darkangl: bad boys III: wheelchair bound but still burnin gangstas to the ground
[19:07] TheBKing: Being guys and all...
[19:07] TheBKing: LOL
[19:07] citizennancy: lol
[19:07] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:07] Darkangl: :D
[19:07] citizennancy: im cool
[19:08] Darkangl: hey todd
[19:08] cnote2000: alright, where are we starting this bad boy from?
[19:08] TheBKing: ok... that's more of a self disclaimer.
[19:08] TheBKing: LOL
[19:08] citizennancy: the last guy i talked to on mirc, said he was charlie sheen and constantly wanted me to touch "it"
[19:08] cnote2000: yeah Duane?
[19:08] Darkangl: that was funny and you didn't layugh
[19:08] Darkangl: laugh
[19:08] cnote2000: bbbwwwhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
[19:08] TheBKing: LOL
[19:08] Darkangl: is the wifey standing behind you smacking you in the head every time you laugh at one of my jokes or somethin?
[19:08] citizennancy: wahhh ahhaaaaa haaa haaa
[19:08] citizennancy: man that will hurt in the morning.
[19:08] cnote2000: nah, she's watching CSI
[19:08] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:09] citizennancy: i got the vhs, all i gotta do is press play
[19:09] Darkangl: ok here's how we do it nancy
[19:09] citizennancy: ironic - this episode is about someone who dies in a movie theater.
[19:09] TheBKing: where are we starting at?
[19:09] Darkangl: we pick a spot to begin at
[19:09] Darkangl: usually right after the movie logo thing
[19:09] citizennancy: ad -prepare to fast forward
[19:10] TheBKing: I think we should start right as the Columbia Pictures logo fades out...
[19:10] TheBKing: can't miss the introduction!
[19:10] Darkangl: ok
[19:10] Darkangl: yeah
[19:10] Darkangl: first frame of the movie after the logo
[19:10] cnote2000: what's the timestamp?
[19:10] Darkangl: pause it there nancy
[19:10] Darkangl: 24 todd
[19:10] citizennancy: i got fun movie adds
[19:10] Darkangl: then jordan does a countdown
[19:10] cnote2000: hold on
[19:11] Darkangl: which he usually screws up 3 or 4 times
[19:11] Darkangl: and then we start on go
[19:11] citizennancy: lol
[19:11] TheBKing: No. Just that one time!
[19:11] Darkangl: ;)
[19:11] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:11] Darkangl: bitch :D
[19:11] TheBKing: And then Duane was a whore and kept complaining about the movie.
[19:11] TheBKing: sheesh.
[19:11] Darkangl: that movie blew dog
[19:11] cnote2000: alright, I'm at 24, right when the columbia Pictures title comes up
[19:11] TheBKing: oh it was cool.
[19:11] Darkangl: after it's over todd
[19:11] TheBKing: Right Todders?
[19:11] Darkangl: not when it comes up
[19:11] TheBKing: Humanoids From the Deep!
[19:11] citizennancy: ok im goof
[19:11] Darkangl: you should be on the first frame of the movie itself
[19:11] citizennancy: good, oy
[19:11] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:11] TheBKing: LOL
[19:12] cnote2000: well, I'm at 24 secs anyway :0
[19:12] Darkangl: yeah humanoids from the deep did blow
[19:12] TheBKing: Let us know when you're set.
[19:12] Darkangl: except for doug mcclure
[19:12] TheBKing: no it didn't.
[19:12] Darkangl: he rocks
[19:12] citizennancy: im good
[19:12] TheBKing: Have some respect from the dead.
[19:12] TheBKing: ok.
[19:12] TheBKing: so we all ready?
[19:12] Darkangl: yep
[19:12] citizennancy: yep
[19:12] cnote2000: indeed
[19:12] TheBKing: Ok then.
[19:12] TheBKing: hit play in 5
[19:12] Darkangl: indeed?
[19:12] TheBKing: 4
[19:12] TheBKing: 3
[19:12] TheBKing: 2
[19:12] TheBKing: 1
[19:12] TheBKing: GO!
[19:12] TheBKing: everyone going?
[19:13] citizennancy: im going
[19:13] Darkangl: sammy hagar's theme song for this movie kicks ass
[19:13] TheBKing: oh no......
[19:13] Darkangl: I don't think you can get the soundtrack
[19:13] citizennancy: ebay maybe
[19:13] Darkangl: it's out of print I think
[19:13] TheBKing: THE EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER OF EVIL!
[19:13] Darkangl: I have it
[19:13] cnote2000: Man, I got my Blue Oyster Cult t-shirt on and everything :)
[19:13] citizennancy: if you wanna pay 100 bucks
[19:13] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[19:13] Darkangl: nice todd
[19:13] Darkangl: it's that expensive nancy?
[19:13] TheBKing: LOL
[19:13] citizennancy: this star trek movie dont looks so bad
[19:13] cnote2000: I need more cowbell!
[19:13] Darkangl: roger bumpass
[19:13] TheBKing: JOHN CANDY?!
[19:13] Darkangl: that's such a gay name :D
[19:14] TheBKing: EUGENE LEVY!
[19:14] cnote2000: Eugene Levy is in this flick?
[19:14] Darkangl: I wonder who he did the voice of
[19:14] TheBKing: sweet!
[19:14] citizennancy: hmm
[19:14] Darkangl: he is?
[19:14] Darkangl: cool :)
[19:14] cnote2000: state of the art computer animation
[19:14] TheBKing: CRANKING THE VOLUME!
[19:14] TheBKing: SURROUND SOUND!
[19:14] TheBKing: ROCK THE HOUSE!@
[19:14] Darkangl: hey back then this movie's animation made it THE movie to see in midnight theaters
[19:14] TheBKing: hey cool.
[19:14] Darkangl: for years you were lucky if a local theater managed to get a print of it
[19:14] cnote2000: is this, like, Avril Lavigne?
[19:14] citizennancy: lol
[19:15] TheBKing: Is this a Cars music video?
[19:15] citizennancy: its christine: 2001
[19:15] TheBKing: LOL
[19:15] Darkangl: that's a sweet car
[19:15] TheBKing: CHRISTINE in SPACE!
[19:15] Darkangl: too bad he's melting the front end
[19:15] TheBKing: I want me....
[19:15] Darkangl: :)
[19:15] TheBKing: I want me MTVvvvvvv
[19:15] TheBKing: damnit.
[19:15] TheBKing: my MTV
[19:15] citizennancy: devo?
[19:15] Darkangl: most guys have to worry about running over possums
[19:15] TheBKing: can't type tonight.
[19:15] TheBKing: LOL
[19:15] Darkangl: he worries about running over ducks and geese
[19:15] TheBKing: Hey isn't that Jimmy Dean's car?
[19:16] cnote2000: Cheap Trick...now we're talking
[19:16] TheBKing: guaranteed to flip and crash.
[19:16] citizennancy: lol
[19:16] TheBKing: DAN O'BANNON?!
[19:16] TheBKing: awesome!
[19:16] Darkangl: who dat?
[19:16] cnote2000: it's the field from Gladiator!
[19:16] TheBKing: Return of the Living Dead
[19:16] TheBKing: Dead and Buried.
[19:16] Darkangl: oh
[19:16] Darkangl: who was he in rotld?
[19:16] TheBKing: Two of the greatest zombie flicks ever made!
[19:16] cnote2000: ahhh...rotoscope animation
[19:16] TheBKing: He wrote the screenplay and directed it.
[19:16] Darkangl: return of the living dead was pretty good
[19:17] TheBKing: OH MY GOD!
[19:17] Darkangl: that guys moustache is so cheesy :D
[19:17] TheBKing: Dude, that's like... Stan Lee!
[19:17] TheBKing: LOL
[19:17] citizennancy: its an intergalatic weight loss pill
[19:17] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:17] cnote2000: Kryptonite!!!!
[19:17] TheBKing: Willy Wonka's legacy of evil continues!
[19:17] Darkangl: space fen fen
[19:17] Darkangl: :D
[19:17] citizennancy: lol
[19:17] TheBKing: The Killer GOBSTOPPER!
[19:17] citizennancy: nerf ball of doom
[19:17] Darkangl: that used to be my windows start sound
[19:17] cnote2000: the SON of all evils?
[19:17] Darkangl: look at me. I am the sum of all evils
[19:17] TheBKing: pretty unthreating for the SON OF ALL EVILS!
[19:17] citizennancy: orkin man on call!
[19:17] cnote2000: if he's the son, imagine how evil his dad is?
[19:17] TheBKing: BLUE OYSTER CULT!
[19:17] TheBKing: YES!
[19:17] TheBKing: good song.
[19:18] TheBKing: I got their entire music compilation on 2 CDs
[19:18] Darkangl: I've had a subscription to heavy metal magazine for years
[19:18] cnote2000: Jawas?
[19:18] Darkangl: I love it
[19:18] cnote2000: yeah, it's got some great art in it
[19:18] Darkangl: excellet art and weird stories
[19:18] TheBKing: Don't let these shakes go on....
[19:18] TheBKing: it's time we had a break from it.
[19:18] Darkangl: that's a cool digger
[19:18] citizennancy: hmm
[19:18] Darkangl: HEY GUYS!
[19:19] Darkangl: IT'S JIMMY HOFFA!
[19:19] TheBKing: I shoose you EVIL-Chu!
[19:19] citizennancy: lol
[19:19] Darkangl: WE FOUND HIM!
[19:19] Darkangl: and boy is he pissed
[19:19] TheBKing: LOL
[19:19] TheBKing: wow, New York still hasn't changed....
[19:19] TheBKing: Still dirty and crowded in the future.
[19:19] cnote2000: you can get the soundtrack on Amazon
[19:20] cnote2000: Escape from NY!!
[19:20] TheBKing: hahahaahhahaha
[19:20] citizennancy: lol
[19:20] TheBKing: harry canyon.
[19:20] TheBKing: Hairy Canyon!
[19:20] TheBKing: hahahahahahahah
[19:20] citizennancy: looks like bruce willis!
[19:20] TheBKing: LOL
[19:20] citizennancy: you aint never gonna tips if you keep killing the passengers!
[19:20] cnote2000: Nice!!
[19:20] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:20] TheBKing: I need one of those.
[19:21] citizennancy: so he dies, the last things he sees is his daughers boobs
[19:21] TheBKing: "Stupid Asshole. Nobody touches my hairy canyon unless I want him to."
[19:21] citizennancy: lol
[19:21] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:21] cnote2000: he's got the abe lincoln style beard
[19:21] TheBKing: Help Me! I have cleavage and red hair!
[19:21] citizennancy: lol
[19:22] citizennancy: whoopu goldberg!
[19:22] citizennancy: whoopi, oopsie lol
[19:22] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:22] TheBKing: bitch slapped by a bitch.
[19:22] cnote2000: yikes, it's the old whores
[19:22] TheBKing: LOL
[19:22] TheBKing: illegal aliens. hahaha
[19:22] cnote2000: John Candy!!
[19:23] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:23] citizennancy: a nice glass of blue pepsi
[19:23] TheBKing: Repay me with sex.....
[19:24] TheBKing: Little Orphan Annie has really blossomed!
[19:24] citizennancy: lol
[19:24] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:24] TheBKing: a true romantic.
[19:24] cnote2000: the guy sounds like Christopher Walken
[19:24] TheBKing: he kinda looks like Billy Crystal.
[19:24] cnote2000: boo ya!!
[19:25] TheBKing: man.
[19:25] citizennancy: careful, you might bust the implant!
[19:25] Darkangl: god I hate it when I have to go to the bathroom during the movie
[19:25] TheBKing: LOL
[19:25] Darkangl: usually it's the guy who bails before the chick wakes up
[19:25] citizennancy: lol
[19:25] citizennancy: free shave!
[19:26] Darkangl: those are cool cop glasses
[19:26] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[19:26] TheBKing: Now why can't stuff like that happen to me?
[19:26] TheBKing: Is that cop John Candy?
[19:26] citizennancy: hey its pizza the hut
[19:26] cnote2000: yep
[19:26] TheBKing: sounded like him a bit.
[19:26] Darkangl: no
[19:26] TheBKing: LOL
[19:26] Darkangl: john candy is the robot later on
[19:26] Darkangl: with the cone ears
[19:26] cnote2000: what's Jabba the Hut doing in this movie?
[19:26] Darkangl: he's also den
[19:26] TheBKing: It's the Kingpin!
[19:26] citizennancy: lol
[19:26] Darkangl: he might have been thr cop
[19:26] Darkangl: not sure
[19:26] TheBKing: where'd Daredevil when you need him?
[19:26] Darkangl: man
[19:26] citizennancy: or spider man
[19:27] Darkangl: I'd toast that guy for doing that to my car
[19:27] Darkangl: what an ass
[19:27] TheBKing: not batman though.
[19:27] Darkangl: and I SURE as hell wouldn't waste a hot dog like that
[19:27] TheBKing: he's a wuss.
[19:27] TheBKing: LOL
[19:27] Darkangl: not after paying for it
[19:27] Darkangl: at the very least I'd take it home to the dogs
[19:27] citizennancy: this is standard equip on all new york cabs.
[19:28] Darkangl: while I was in the bathroom I heard steve perry
[19:28] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:28] Darkangl: I just thought that was funny
[19:28] TheBKing: Steve .... PERRY!
[19:28] cnote2000: does the rocket launcher come standard?
[19:28] Darkangl: steeeeeve perry
[19:28] Darkangl: steve perry
[19:28] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[19:28] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:28] Darkangl: hey I thought we said no more journey psych outs?
[19:28] cnote2000: No Journey psyche outs!!
[19:28] citizennancy: lol
[19:28] Darkangl: :D
[19:28] TheBKing: I said no more Journey psych outs!
[19:28] TheBKing: LOL
[19:28] Darkangl: you know
[19:29] citizennancy: that was quick
[19:29] Darkangl: if she gets all that cash
[19:29] Darkangl: maybe she could go get a decent hairdo with it
[19:29] TheBKing: LOL
[19:29] Darkangl: her body is kickin but that hair's got to go
[19:29] cnote2000: she looks like a slutty Lucille Ball
[19:29] TheBKing: LOL
[19:29] citizennancy: lol
[19:29] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:29] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:29] citizennancy: what a great image!
[19:29] TheBKing: good one todder!@
[19:29] cnote2000: how bout it?
[19:29] cnote2000: thank you, I'm doone for the night :)
[19:29] TheBKing: that was way too easy.
[19:30] TheBKing: lol
[19:30] Darkangl: LUCY! If you don't stop threatening to kill me I'm goin over to the mertz's :D
[19:30] citizennancy: lol
[19:30] cnote2000: what the f? how did the ball get there?
[19:30] Darkangl: yeah good idea
[19:30] citizennancy: she left it
[19:30] Darkangl: piss off the ghost of jimmy hoffa some more
[19:30] citizennancy: lol
[19:30] TheBKing: LOL
[19:30] Darkangl: good thinkin duder
[19:30] cnote2000: why doesn't she ride up front with him?
[19:30] TheBKing: just the two of us....
[19:30] citizennancy: she can find even uglier men to oink with the money
[19:30] TheBKing: we can make it if we try...
[19:30] Darkangl: what a greedy bitch
[19:30] TheBKing: hit the red button!
[19:30] citizennancy: he means "tit"
[19:30] TheBKing: goodbye to the T&A
[19:31] TheBKing: LOL
[19:31] Darkangl: what the hell was she gonna do with that little pop gun
[19:31] cnote2000: that's one badass sunlamp
[19:31] citizennancy: is norman bates still living there?
[19:31] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:31] TheBKing: with mother!
[19:31] TheBKing: AMITYVILLE!
[19:31] citizennancy: shes got a stevie nicks quality
[19:31] Darkangl: you know what's stupid
[19:31] cnote2000: so, the son of evil is telling this little girl stories?
[19:31] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[19:31] Darkangl: all the evil thing had to do was kill her
[19:31] TheBKing: it's an anthology!
[19:31] citizennancy: steven king!
[19:31] Darkangl: but he sat there bullshitting with her the whole movie
[19:31] Darkangl: it's like clint eastwood said
[19:32] Darkangl: when it's time to talk...talk. when it's time to shoot...don't talk.
[19:32] cnote2000: John Candy again
[19:32] TheBKing: JOHN CANDY!
[19:32] citizennancy: yup
[19:32] Darkangl: he's DEN! :D
[19:32] citizennancy: one hell of a lava lmap
[19:32] cnote2000: Bill Gates as a child
[19:32] citizennancy: harry potters naked journey
[19:32] TheBKing: It's alive! ALIIIIVE!
[19:32] TheBKing: LOL
[19:32] Darkangl: he's about to get a big dose of steroids and a massive penis enlargement
[19:32] cnote2000: 1.21 jiggawatts!! Marty!!
[19:32] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:32] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaha
[19:33] cnote2000: Great Scott!!
[19:33] citizennancy: and he turns into vin diesel??
[19:33] Darkangl: who's scott?
[19:33] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:33] Darkangl: nice nancy :)
[19:33] TheBKing: HULK SMASH!
[19:33] Darkangl: the gay bad guy here is so funny
[19:33] citizennancy: yummy soup pool
[19:33] TheBKing: LOL
[19:33] citizennancy: by the power of greyskull!!
[19:33] TheBKing: GONAD the barbarian!
[19:33] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:34] Darkangl: TITTIES!
[19:34] TheBKing: two more sets of cartoon b-movie boobies!
[19:34] Darkangl: DEN MUST SAVE TITTIES!
[19:34] cnote2000: more juggs huh?
[19:34] Darkangl: damn
[19:34] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:34] Darkangl: she's got a nice rack too
[19:34] citizennancy: lol
[19:34] TheBKing: did she just lactate?!
[19:34] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[19:34] Darkangl: man
[19:34] cnote2000: the water's probably going up her nose something fierce
[19:35] Darkangl: that's a long time under water
[19:35] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:35] citizennancy: its the girl from the last one, but she uh dyed her hair!
[19:35] TheBKing: I'm sure her body will be working fine in a few minutes.
[19:35] citizennancy: lol
[19:35] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:35] citizennancy: chicka bow wow
[19:35] Darkangl: conversation
[19:35] TheBKing: beautiful eyes?
[19:35] Darkangl: yeah right
[19:35] cnote2000: "the most beautiful eyes" ?!?
[19:35] TheBKing: Duane!
[19:35] TheBKing: It's Lobo Jr.!
[19:35] Darkangl: so when your penis grows you end up talking like a caveman?
[19:36] citizennancy: he was about to!
[19:36] cnote2000: before there was anime porn there was....Heavy Metal!!
[19:36] Darkangl: I'd pay that price to have a 2 footer
[19:36] cnote2000: "I too am from Earth"
[19:36] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[19:36] citizennancy: hey its jar jar binks
[19:36] TheBKing: The MOrlocks!
[19:36] Darkangl: hell if I had a 2 footer I'd walk around with my dork hangin out all the time :D
[19:36] cnote2000: man, this is freaking lame
[19:36] Darkangl: what is
[19:36] TheBKing: Skeletor's Lair!
[19:37] Darkangl: aren't we fierce :D
[19:37] Darkangl: I love that line
[19:37] Darkangl: what's lame todd?
[19:37] citizennancy: why does he look like jack nicholson? lol
[19:37] cnote2000: this whole sequence so far
[19:37] citizennancy: evitas funeral is really weird
[19:37] cnote2000: it's the T-1000!!!!
[19:38] Darkangl: why todd?
[19:38] Darkangl: jeez
[19:38] TheBKing: AH! LIQUID METAL!
[19:38] TheBKing: LOL
[19:38] TheBKing: loknar!
[19:38] Darkangl: god he's so gay
[19:38] citizennancy: lol
[19:38] TheBKing: narfle the garthok!
[19:38] cnote2000: I think it's Candy's voice. I just keep picturing him in Armed & Dangerous
[19:38] TheBKing: LOL
[19:38] citizennancy: heavens to betsys we will kill everyone
[19:38] Darkangl: notice how he keeps his warriors mostly naked?
[19:38] TheBKing: hahahahaaha
[19:39] Darkangl: the mighty butt marauders! "D
[19:39] TheBKing: It's like Flesh Gordon but not even half as cool.
[19:39] TheBKing: LOL
[19:39] Darkangl: see that guy's but was hangin out
[19:39] citizennancy: lunch!
[19:39] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[19:39] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[19:39] Darkangl: he sure speaks good english for a brute
[19:40] citizennancy: there go deadmeat one and two
[19:40] Darkangl: reminds me of that thing in big trouble in little china
[19:40] Darkangl: when they were down in the underground tunnels
[19:40] citizennancy: honk!
[19:40] TheBKing: Oh did I forget to mention the OTHER monster with 20 inch teeth?
[19:40] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:40] Darkangl: he's gonna grab balls
[19:40] citizennancy: we will kill him with nookie
[19:40] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:40] TheBKing: Julianne moore?
[19:40] cnote2000: Jesus...this movie's got more tits than an Andy Sidaris movie!
[19:41] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:41] TheBKing: LOL
[19:41] citizennancy: uh how did she know his name?
[19:41] Darkangl: did she call him by name?
[19:41] TheBKing: LOL
[19:41] cnote2000: done already?
[19:42] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[19:42] Darkangl: he's just playin along
[19:42] Darkangl: yes...a sign
[19:42] citizennancy: and his dates usually end up better than this
[19:42] Darkangl: I hope so
[19:42] cnote2000: 10!!!
[19:42] TheBKing: I got it....
[19:42] Darkangl: cause this one sucked
[19:42] TheBKing: That's BILLY ZANE!
[19:43] Darkangl: cool background
[19:43] citizennancy: lol
[19:43] Darkangl: backgrounds
[19:43] cnote2000: Zane would have been like 14 when this came out
[19:43] TheBKing: LOL
[19:43] Darkangl: who's billy zane
[19:43] citizennancy: uh oh
[19:43] citizennancy: lovers spat
[19:43] cnote2000: I have the power!!
[19:43] TheBKing: Demon Knight, Titanic, the Phantom.
[19:44] citizennancy: always fighting over the rod
[19:44] cnote2000: Billy Zane was the asshole boyfriend in Titanic
[19:44] Darkangl: stupid bitch :D
[19:44] cnote2000: Deomn Knight. That movie rules
[19:44] TheBKing: uh oh......
[19:44] citizennancy: yeah :)
[19:45] citizennancy: ruler of the remedial class? im outta here
[19:45] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:45] Darkangl: yeah
[19:45] TheBKing: So good wins again, but evil is left to survive.
[19:45] Darkangl: put them back in their little yellow school busses and send them home
[19:45] citizennancy: so what was that about, was there a ring somewhere? hobbits?
[19:45] cnote2000: "BEE mine"
[19:45] Darkangl: shut up todd
[19:45] Darkangl: :P
[19:45] TheBKing: that was so gay Todd!
[19:45] citizennancy: we orbit uranus
[19:46] Darkangl: loc nar rim job
[19:46] TheBKing: Meanwhile in Star Trek, Deep Space 9
[19:46] Darkangl: I hope he kills the captain
[19:46] TheBKing: PONG!
[19:46] cnote2000: yes it was
[19:46] Darkangl: I hated the captain on that show
[19:46] cnote2000: Jay Leno?
[19:46] citizennancy: lol
[19:46] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:46] citizennancy: jay leno always reminded me of that mac tonight commercial
[19:46] TheBKing: LOL
[19:46] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[19:47] citizennancy: 2 counts of double dipping at parties
[19:47] Darkangl: how old are you nancy?
[19:47] citizennancy: 26
[19:47] Darkangl: jeez and you remember that?
[19:47] Darkangl: that's an old commercial
[19:47] TheBKing: This guy has an examplery record.
[19:47] citizennancy: yeah, i remember a lot of stuff
[19:47] TheBKing: I'm too good looking to be guilty.
[19:47] citizennancy: this is what you get when you get ratboy as your lawyer
[19:47] cnote2000: I'm 27 and I remember that too. weird things stick in your head
[19:47] citizennancy: yes
[19:48] Darkangl: that lawyer looks like he should be working in a dry cleaning shop in brooklyn
[19:48] citizennancy: kurt angle?
[19:48] TheBKing: Hangover Fist?
[19:48] cnote2000: I can't take this many "name puns"
[19:48] Darkangl: kurt angle what?
[19:48] citizennancy: jim nabors!
[19:48] cnote2000: Handover Fist?
[19:48] TheBKing: We call Forrest Gump to the stand.
[19:48] citizennancy: lol
[19:48] citizennancy: zuleks muleks, just call it money
[19:49] citizennancy: i gotta go guys
[19:49] TheBKing: Man superman is a total asshole anymore.
[19:49] Darkangl: you'd think that such an advanced society would have good plastic surgeouns that could fix that chin for him
[19:49] Darkangl: ok nancy
[19:49] TheBKing: LOL
[19:49] Darkangl: maybe next time we can do it on your day off
[19:49] TheBKing: preschoolers prostitute ring!!!!!!!
[19:49] citizennancy: it was a blat though!
[19:49] citizennancy: blast!
[19:49] Darkangl: thanks for coming
[19:49] TheBKing: sold dope disguised as a nun!
[19:49] TheBKing: LOL
[19:49] Darkangl: it was nice having you :)
[19:50] citizennancy: see you guys on the net!
[19:50] Darkangl: take care nancy :)
[19:50] *** Quits: citizennancy
[19:50] TheBKing: cya nancy.
[19:50] Darkangl: HULK SMASH!
[19:50] TheBKing: He's HULKNG OUT!
[19:50] Darkangl: man he destroys the fuck out of this space station too
[19:51] Darkangl: I guess they don't have decompression in their little corner of the universe
[19:51] TheBKing: Soooo.... why is grape apge attacking the really evil guy on trial?
[19:51] TheBKing: they should team up.
[19:51] cnote2000: I had to go to the bathroom. where'd Nancy go?
[19:51] TheBKing: she had work?
[19:51] Darkangl: she had to go to work
[19:51] Darkangl: was nice having her here
[19:51] Darkangl: we'll have to schedule the next one on her day off
[19:51] cnote2000: The floating eye!!
[19:53] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha
[19:53] TheBKing: forgot all about that.
[19:53] cnote2000: that would suck.
[19:53] Darkangl: yeah it would
[19:53] TheBKing: this is awesome!
[19:53] Darkangl: this one's a sad one
[19:53] TheBKing: I remember this one.
[19:53] TheBKing: Dan O'Bannon probably wrote this one.
[19:54] TheBKing: you know, these flying fortresses are just plain useless if you don't have a few fighters around to provide backup and protection.
[19:54] Darkangl: no kiddin
[19:55] Darkangl: they're not exactly maneuverable
[19:55] cnote2000: I concur
[19:55] TheBKing: where's teh zombies at?!
[19:56] Darkangl: teh zombies?
[19:56] Darkangl: is that some kinda voodoo thing?
[19:56] TheBKing: cool!
[19:56] cnote2000: Splat!!!
[19:56] TheBKing: Tinkerbell... of DEATH!
[19:56] Darkangl: hahahahahahah
[19:56] cnote2000: hehehehe
[19:57] cnote2000: TinkerHELL!!!
[19:57] TheBKing: Mentos Freshness makes corpses fresh and full of life!
[19:57] TheBKing: hahahaha
[19:57] TheBKing: Tinkerhell.
[19:57] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[19:57] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[19:57] Darkangl: nice one jordy
[19:57] cnote2000: The Freshmaker!!
[19:57] TheBKing: thank duane!
[19:57] cnote2000: very good
[19:57] TheBKing: BRAINS!
[19:57] TheBKing: hey, where'd everyone go?
[19:57] TheBKing: hmmm......
[19:58] Darkangl: man
[19:58] Darkangl: that's a scary scene
[19:58] TheBKing: This would make a cool live action flick.
[19:58] Darkangl: if you got the sound up loud it makes you jump
[19:58] cnote2000: Air Force Zombies
[19:58] TheBKing: LOL
[19:58] TheBKing: there ya go!
[19:58] TheBKing: Meanwhile on Monster Island....
[19:59] Darkangl: man
[19:59] Darkangl: don't you mean gilligan's island?
[19:59] Darkangl: :D
[19:59] TheBKing: So have we learned any morals and values today children?
[19:59] cnote2000: it's Eddie from Iron Maiden!!
[20:00] Darkangl: man I'd spend about 2 seconds there and then run like a little bitch for the shore line, dive in the water, and swim faster than batman with his bat flippers
[20:00] TheBKing: LOL
[20:00] Darkangl: john candy as the robot :D
[20:00] cnote2000: speaking of Batman, did you guys see that short film Batman: Dead End?
[20:00] TheBKing: Agent Smith!
[20:00] Darkangl: no
[20:00] TheBKing: LOL
[20:00] TheBKing: no todder.
[20:00] cnote2000: it played at the San Diego Comic Con and now it's online
[20:01] Darkangl: live action?
[20:01] cnote2000: It's a 40 meg .mov file but, it's really good.
[20:01] cnote2000: Yeah, live action. A guy that worked with Stan Winston made it.
[20:01] cnote2000: Let me get the link...
[20:01] TheBKing: Hello Mr. Anderson....
[20:01] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:01] TheBKing: that secretary has huge titties!
[20:02] Darkangl: I love this space ship
[20:02] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:02] Darkangl: giant smiley face :D
[20:02] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
[20:02] TheBKing: That's not a phallic symbol... not at all....
[20:02] cnote2000: http://www.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/batman_deadend/
[20:02] Darkangl: thanks todd
[20:02] cnote2000: Powerball time!!!
[20:03] TheBKing: Human Gerbils!
[20:03] cnote2000: check it out if you guys get chance
[20:03] cnote2000: Candy again!!!
[20:03] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:03] Darkangl: all she's worried about is her clothes
[20:04] Darkangl: I'm surprised she didn't ask for fresca :D
[20:04] cnote2000: Whenever I hear Candy talk I think of Barf in Spaceballs
[20:04] TheBKing: Earth Girls are Easy!
[20:04] Darkangl: Hey let's go pick up yasmeen bleeth and snort some of that plutonian nyborg!
[20:04] Darkangl: :D
[20:05] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:05] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
[20:05] Darkangl: nah man, she'd snort it all and go nuts again
[20:05] TheBKing: A crack zamboni!
[20:05] TheBKing: NOSE DIVE!
[20:05] Darkangl: remember the last time when she started sucking the chrome off that trailer hitch?
[20:05] Darkangl: that was a bad scene man
[20:05] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:05] TheBKing: hahahahahahaa
[20:05] Darkangl: the enterprise! :D
[20:06] cnote2000: Yasmine joke!!!
[20:06] TheBKing: yeah!
[20:06] Darkangl: captain kirk's makin a nyborg run :D
[20:06] TheBKing: hey their STONED
[20:06] Darkangl: spock snorts it through his ears
[20:07] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:07] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAA!
[20:07] Darkangl: boobie slots! :D
[20:07] TheBKing: hahahahahaahahahahaha.
[20:07] TheBKing: Come home and find him screwing the toaster.
[20:07] TheBKing: a JEWISH WEDDING!
[20:08] TheBKing: lol
[20:08] Darkangl: YEAH SAMMY HAGAR!
[20:08] Darkangl: ROCK ON DUDE!
[20:08] Darkangl: this song kicks so much ass
[20:08] TheBKing: I'm cranking it!
[20:08] Darkangl: I have the sountrack to this movie
[20:08] TheBKing: DUDE!
[20:08] Darkangl: it rocks
[20:08] TheBKing: That's EGON!
[20:08] Darkangl: I also have a sammy cd that has that song on it
[20:09] cnote2000: I can't drive 55!!
[20:09] TheBKing: That Green alien is Harold Ramis!
[20:09] TheBKing: Amazing!
[20:09] TheBKing: The 2nd time he's ever played a high character.
[20:09] cnote2000: man, that's crazy
[20:09] cnote2000: where are the rest of the Ghostbusters?
[20:09] TheBKing: AMITYVILLE HORROR!
[20:09] Darkangl: I miss nancy
[20:09] Darkangl: it was fun having her here :)
[20:09] TheBKing: stop screaming bitch.
[20:09] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:10] Darkangl: my only complaint about this section was that the action was too slow
[20:10] Darkangl: the movements and stuff
[20:10] TheBKing: Is this the cartoon with the hot blonde chick on the pterodactyl?
[20:10] Darkangl: yes
[20:10] cnote2000: hey guys, here's a quote from one of Dante's ninja movie reviews:
[20:10] cnote2000: "So you're a ninja, too!"-Gordon to Rudolph's henchman when he magically turns into a ninja. Its right up there with "I too am from earth!" in 'Heavy Metal'.
[20:10] TheBKing: LOL
[20:10] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:10] TheBKing: Lord of the Rings?
[20:10] Darkangl: IT'S A GARDEN GNOME!
[20:11] TheBKing: LOL
[20:11] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:11] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaahhaa
[20:11] Darkangl: these people look so backward
[20:11] TheBKing: The Green Lantern has invaded their world.
[20:11] TheBKing: Yo, that dude looks like James Woods.
[20:11] Darkangl: yeah it does
[20:11] Darkangl: james woods kicks ass
[20:12] cnote2000: that guy looks like a Masters of the Universe villain
[20:12] Darkangl: yeah he does
[20:12] TheBKing: If only He-Man were here....
[20:12] TheBKing: Quickly! Hide the garden gnomes!
[20:13] TheBKing: hey, I bet this is where JOhn Carpenter got his idea for Ghosts of Mars.
[20:13] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:13] Darkangl: man
[20:13] Darkangl: john carpenter's made some crappy movies
[20:13] TheBKing: Krypton is doomed.
[20:13] cnote2000: yeah, but where did he get the flashback ideas
[20:13] TheBKing: yup.
[20:13] TheBKing: PLATO!
[20:14] Darkangl: it's so funky the way he says deeeeeeaadddddd
[20:14] Darkangl: you know
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahaaha
[20:14] Darkangl: this ass hole is awful long winded
[20:14] Darkangl: why don't they just summon her and get on with it
[20:15] cnote2000: is that Dr. Strange on the left?
[20:15] Darkangl: notice they're all wearing dresses and they have a hairless young boy as a page
[20:15] Darkangl: :D
[20:15] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:15] TheBKing: that worked well.
[20:15] cnote2000: hmmmm
[20:15] Darkangl: oh well
[20:16] cnote2000: I'm lost on this one
[20:16] Darkangl: guess they won't be molesting him anymore
[20:16] TheBKing: LOL
[20:16] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaahaha
[20:16] Darkangl: why todd?
[20:16] cnote2000: I don't know. This movie is messed up.
[20:16] Darkangl: the loc nar came down and turned all those people evil
[20:16] Darkangl: they attacked the city
[20:16] TheBKing: The neverending stooooooryyy.... la la la... la la la... la la la....
[20:16] cnote2000: wasn't the locnar in the previous story?
[20:16] Darkangl: the city elders summoned this chick who's the last of her race
[20:16] Darkangl: it's in every story todd
[20:16] TheBKing: It's the cause of all evil.
[20:16] Darkangl: it's the one thing that links them all
[20:17] cnote2000: the green ball is the loc nar?
[20:17] Darkangl: yes
[20:17] TheBKing: yes.
[20:17] Darkangl: it's the sum of all evils
[20:17] cnote2000: oh.... I thought it was the SON of all evils
[20:17] Darkangl: it travels around the universe creating havock
[20:17] TheBKing: I think Todd was lost due to the large number of boobies in this flick.
[20:17] Darkangl: this chick is from a race of people who swore to defend those guys in the dresses
[20:17] cnote2000: that might have been correct :)
[20:17] Darkangl: she's the last of her kind
[20:18] TheBKing: LOL
[20:18] Darkangl: but actually she isn't really
[20:18] TheBKing: and probably the hottest of her kind.
[20:18] Darkangl: there's one other one
[20:18] Darkangl: which you'll find out in a while
[20:18] TheBKing: You guys ever see Heavy Metal 2?
[20:18] Darkangl: yes I have it
[20:18] Darkangl: it sucked
[20:18] TheBKing: Bridgette Wilson?!
[20:18] Darkangl: it's ok but the story was stupid and the action was slow
[20:18] TheBKing: ::drool::
[20:18] cnote2000: I've seen part of Heavy Metal 2
[20:19] TheBKing: Saving the world requires that she swim nude.
[20:19] TheBKing: Michael Ironside is the voice of the main badguy.
[20:19] TheBKing: white bush!
[20:19] TheBKing: I'll drink to that!
[20:19] cnote2000: butt nekkid again!!
[20:20] cnote2000: what's the point of wearing anything?
[20:20] Darkangl: if storm from the X-Men was white...this is what she'd look like
[20:20] TheBKing: LOL
[20:20] Darkangl: it's like ceremonial todd
[20:20] TheBKing: c'mon todd, admit it, that is a sexy outfit.
[20:20] Darkangl: that's what they wear when they go into battle
[20:21] TheBKing: she just needs a whip.
[20:21] TheBKing: and a leather cap.
[20:21] TheBKing: EXCALIBUR!
[20:21] Darkangl: she has great hair
[20:21] cnote2000: oh man, I thought that was dick coming up out of there
[20:21] TheBKing: sorry, that was mine.
[20:21] TheBKing: LOL
[20:21] cnote2000: doesn she turn into She-Ra now?
[20:21] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:21] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:21] Darkangl: you were hoping it was a dick?
[20:21] Darkangl: I didn't know you were into dick todd
[20:22] TheBKing: LOL
[20:22] TheBKing: hahahahaaha
[20:22] Darkangl: you should have told us. Jordan might have had a whole different relationship with you ;)
[20:22] Darkangl: man
[20:22] TheBKing: hahahaaha ewww...
[20:22] Darkangl: looks like the aftermath of a frat party
[20:22] TheBKing: LOL
[20:22] cnote2000: I was hoping it wasn't one
[20:23] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
[20:23] Darkangl: Hey the arrow killed him
[20:23] Darkangl: but just to make sure
[20:23] Darkangl: stab him with that spear
[20:23] TheBKing: OH NO! SOCRATES! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
[20:23] Darkangl: yeah that's good
[20:23] Darkangl: but lets be really sure
[20:23] Darkangl: put that axe in his back
[20:23] Darkangl: :)
[20:23] TheBKing: That bird she's riding is so gay looking.
[20:23] TheBKing: Why couldn't it be a dragon?
[20:23] Darkangl: I know
[20:24] Darkangl: they should have made it badass
[20:24] cnote2000: she's going to ...ummm...bird jack the vehicle!!
[20:24] TheBKing: bar fight!
[20:24] Darkangl: look guys
[20:24] Darkangl: he's gettin rolled for pocket change
[20:24] TheBKing: LOBO!
[20:24] Darkangl: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:24] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:25] Darkangl: shit jordy I should have thought of that
[20:25] TheBKing: The Beastie Boys!
[20:25] TheBKing: I know Duaner!
[20:25] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:25] Darkangl: GANG RAPE!
[20:26] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:26] cnote2000: is she going to assault them with her jubblies?
[20:26] TheBKing: slo mo.....
[20:26] Darkangl: nah that's not lobo
[20:26] TheBKing: James Earl Jones as the bald rapist monster!
[20:26] Darkangl: he delivers his lines better
[20:26] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:26] Darkangl: that wiping the sword off on them was a nice touch
[20:26] TheBKing: Shoulda added some more jiggle to her tits while she swung that sword.
[20:27] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:27] TheBKing: You got the glow....
[20:27] cnote2000: you ride a giant bird, you should wear a helmet
[20:27] TheBKing: Kill that fucking bird!
[20:27] Darkangl: no
[20:28] TheBKing: cook it and eat it!
[20:28] Darkangl: you should wear a helmet when you're standing UNDER a flying bird
[20:28] TheBKing: lol
[20:28] cnote2000: hahahahahahaahah!!!!!
[20:29] TheBKing: Splinter!
[20:29] cnote2000: that would be one big pile of bird shit
[20:29] TheBKing: lol
[20:29] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:29] cnote2000: Heroes in a half shell...turtle power!!
[20:29] Darkangl: remember what I said about rodan
[20:29] TheBKing: LOL
[20:29] TheBKing: man, If I had her chained up ....
[20:29] TheBKing: Dude.
[20:29] Darkangl: no kiddin
[20:30] TheBKing: This music was in the Shining... well sort of.
[20:30] cnote2000: the sarlac pit
[20:30] TheBKing: lol
[20:30] cnote2000: it does kinda sound like the Shining music
[20:30] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:30] TheBKing: ooohh... giant roast turkey that flies...
[20:30] TheBKing: hey she's suddenly dressed.
[20:30] Darkangl: where'd she get her clothes?
[20:30] TheBKing: LOL
[20:30] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:30] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:30] TheBKing: MAGIC!
[20:30] TheBKing: I WANT HER BODY!
[20:31] Darkangl: magic boobie covers?
[20:31] TheBKing: Thank god
[20:31] TheBKing: stupid fucking bird.
[20:31] Darkangl: man that was a nasty fall
[20:31] cnote2000: a giant straw to suck the blood out of the neck
[20:31] TheBKing: half pigeon, half pterodactyl
[20:31] Darkangl: hey that bird has a lot of heart
[20:31] Darkangl: lay off
[20:31] TheBKing: QUick, toss the ring in mount doom!
[20:31] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:32] Darkangl: yeah you almost expect golem to come crawling out of nowhere
[20:32] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahah
[20:32] TheBKing: Are you trying to secude me Ms. Robinson.....
[20:32] TheBKing: *seduce
[20:32] Darkangl: secude?
[20:32] cnote2000: hehehehehehe
[20:32] Darkangl: :)
[20:32] TheBKing: yeah yeah!
[20:32] TheBKing: Cut off her clothes.
[20:32] TheBKing: But stop hurting her!
[20:33] cnote2000: she should just kick him in the stones
[20:33] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
[20:33] Darkangl: damn
[20:33] cnote2000: nice punch!!!!
[20:33] TheBKing: Holy shit.
[20:33] TheBKing: power punch.
[20:33] Darkangl: she'd kick mike tyson's ass with a punch like that
[20:34] TheBKing: And the last hot babe in the galaxy rides off into certain death.
[20:34] TheBKing: ::sniffle::
[20:35] cnote2000: handing Jordan a Kleenex - - -
[20:35] TheBKing: She did manage to destroy the evil Gobstopper of death though!
[20:35] * TheBKing blows nose in Kleenex
[20:35] Darkangl: now see if he'd have just killed her instead of telling all those stories, then this wouldn't have happened
[20:35] TheBKing: thanks todder.
[20:35] cnote2000: nice explosion
[20:35] Darkangl: dumb ass
[20:35] cnote2000: no problemo
[20:35] TheBKing: holy crap.
[20:36] Darkangl: if they were gonna do heavy metal 2 it should have been about this girl
[20:36] Darkangl: or at least been a collection of stores like this one
[20:36] TheBKing: Foghorn Leghorn!
[20:36] TheBKing: you're alive!
[20:36] TheBKing: ok so ahm...... this girl is a Terakian?
[20:36] Darkangl: yes
[20:36] TheBKing: ok.
[20:36] TheBKing: cool.
[20:36] Darkangl: that's why the thing wanted to kill her
[20:36] TheBKing: She's not as hot.
[20:36] Darkangl: she will be when she gets older
[20:36] cnote2000: so, our generation has to deal with it now?
[20:37] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:37] TheBKing: George Bush has the evil gobstopper!
[20:37] TheBKing: Dan O'Bannon!
[20:37] Darkangl: anyone wanna watch the deleted scene?
[20:37] cnote2000: just one?
[20:37] TheBKing: working in the coal mine...
[20:37] TheBKing: going down down down
[20:37] TheBKing: well hang on.
[20:37] TheBKing: I"m enjoying this song.
[20:37] Darkangl: it's called neverwhere land
[20:38] Darkangl: it's not a real story
[20:38] cnote2000: I'm gonna go have a smoke, then we'll watch it. Cool?
[20:38] Darkangl: it's more just artwork and animation
[20:38] Darkangl: yep todders
[20:38] TheBKing: I am so tired.... how long can this go on!
[20:38] TheBKing: ok duane and I will be here.
[20:38] TheBKing: Man I gotta buy this on DVD.
[20:38] TheBKing: I forgot how cool it is.
[20:39] TheBKing: Hey.....
[20:39] TheBKing: which character did ahm...... Eugene Levy do?
[20:39] TheBKing: Stearn?
[20:39] Darkangl: I don't know
[20:39] TheBKing: which one was that?
[20:39] TheBKing: Stearn....
[20:39] Darkangl: no not stern
[20:39] TheBKing: yeah I just saw it in the credits.
[20:39] Darkangl: maybe hannover fist
[20:40] Darkangl: he did stern?
[20:40] Darkangl: damn how'd he get his voice that deep
[20:40] TheBKing: He was also the Pink Alien.
[20:40] TheBKing: best coke snorting bud of Egon!
[20:40] TheBKing: LOL
[20:40] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:41] TheBKing: Hey did you ever hear of an animated film called Wizards?
[20:41] Darkangl: the neverwhere land scene was cut because the movie was too long (which is bullshit) and it was originally a bridge between captain sternn and the B-17 sequences
[20:41] Darkangl: yes
[20:41] Darkangl: ralph bakshi made it
[20:41] TheBKing: ah ok.
[20:41] Darkangl: but I haven't see it
[20:41] TheBKing: Neither have I.
[20:41] Darkangl: my sister rented it once but I didn't get to see it for some reason
[20:42] Darkangl: I was out doin stuff with a friend or something
[20:42] TheBKing: And so, evil is defeated and the credits.... keep going.....
[20:42] TheBKing: ah ok.
[20:42] TheBKing: man I gotta pee.
[20:42] TheBKing: brb
[20:42] TheBKing: +
[20:42] Darkangl: I'm gonna go get a drink of water
[20:43] cnote2000: alright, I'm back
[20:44] * TheBKing gives a sigh of relief.
[20:44] TheBKing: me too.
[20:44] TheBKing: man I had a full tank.
[20:44] TheBKing: LOL
[20:44] Darkangl: man
[20:44] Darkangl: I took a shit early on in the movie that scared me
[20:45] TheBKing: what?!
[20:45] TheBKing: LOL
[20:45] Darkangl: it was the equivalent of any 3 or 4 shits
[20:45] cnote2000: you guys...
[20:45] cnote2000: this is hilarious
[20:45] cnote2000: http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monkeyhouselounge.com
[20:45] Darkangl: I felt like I just gave birth
[20:45] cnote2000: ewww
[20:46] Darkangl: http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bmoviecentral.com
[20:46] cnote2000: yeah, I had the craps tonight too
[20:46] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:46] TheBKing: The T-Inator! i used to play with that.
[20:46] TheBKing: Ok so the deleted scene.
[20:47] cnote2000: ok
[20:47] Darkangl: I'm paused at the beginning of it
[20:48] TheBKing: me too
[20:48] TheBKing: todder?
[20:48] cnote2000: me too
[20:48] TheBKing: ok
[20:48] TheBKing: mini countdown.
[20:48] TheBKing: 3
[20:48] TheBKing: 2
[20:48] TheBKing: 1
[20:48] TheBKing: GO!
[20:49] TheBKing: Evil is like a marble, being tossed about in an ocean.
[20:49] Darkangl: http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com
[20:49] Darkangl: look what it does to the fox news page :D
[20:49] TheBKing: cool!
[20:49] TheBKing: CHOMPE!
[20:50] Darkangl: the artwork in this deleted sceen is sweet
[20:50] Darkangl: I wish they hadn't cut it out
[20:50] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[20:50] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaahaha
[20:50] cnote2000: this is really bizarre
[20:50] Darkangl: yeah it is
[20:51] cnote2000: did you guys see the Animatrix yet?
[20:51] TheBKing: Sweet!
[20:51] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:51] Darkangl: no
[20:51] TheBKing: it's ok.
[20:51] cnote2000: yeah, it's just decent
[20:51] TheBKing: Has animation like Aeon Flux and MAXXX
[20:51] TheBKing: jeez.... mankind sucks.
[20:51] Darkangl: yeah it does
[20:52] TheBKing: Cornelius... put Taylor back in his cage.
[20:52] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:52] cnote2000: strange but good
[20:52] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:53] Darkangl: So folks, that concludes this gathering. You can go do something constructive now. :)