Bonus - Guy Talk 8/7/2003

Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central
TheBKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
cnote2000 = Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge

*Note: This picks up exactly where the movie log leaves off right after Nancy left.


[19:45] Darkangl: LMAO
[19:45] Darkangl: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:45] TheBKing: you're so easily amused.
[19:45] Darkangl: that was funny
[19:45] TheBKing: LOL
[19:45] TheBKing: not THAT funny.
[19:45] Darkangl: go shit
[19:45] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:45] TheBKing: ok brb
[19:46] Darkangl: I'll be here when you and todd get done fucking around
[19:46] Darkangl: I'll just collect porn or something
[19:46] Darkangl: WOOHOO! That one's sure got big titties!
[19:46] Darkangl: hey there's a nice redhead too
[19:47] Darkangl: and...oh'd they get into that position?
[19:47] Darkangl: god they must do a lot of yoga
[19:47] Darkangl: oh here's something nice
[19:47] Darkangl: oh wait a minute...
[19:47] Darkangl: nah she's got a wonky eye
[19:47] Darkangl: nothing worse than a great looking chick with a wonky eye
[19:48] cnote2000: back
[19:48] Darkangl: never know if they're talking to you or the clown with the camera in the corner
[19:48] Darkangl: oh hi todd
[19:48] Darkangl: jordan's off makin a peanut log
[19:48] cnote2000: eeewwww
[19:48] Darkangl: I was just amusing myself commenting on porn that I'm not looking at at the moment
[19:49] Darkangl: you know, this stuff before and after the movie is a lot funnier that what we say during the movie
[19:49] Darkangl: maybe we should just post this stuff
[19:49] Darkangl: we can talk about jordan's little bedtime problem and stuff
[19:50] cnote2000: we should have special gathering: Rogues Talking
[19:50] Darkangl: actually that'd be cool
[19:51] Darkangl: we could all get together and talk about movies and stuff
[19:51] Darkangl: I think it's a great idea
[19:51] Darkangl: the stuff could include everything that's not movies
[19:51] cnote2000: yeah, we'll have to try and schedule it.
[19:51] Darkangl: :)
[19:51] Darkangl: we can do that anytime since it don't cost no money
[19:51] cnote2000: I wonder if anyone ever reads these transcripts?
[19:51] Darkangl: I dunno
[19:51] Darkangl: let's find out
[19:52] cnote2000: how?
[19:52] Darkangl: if anyone's reading this, please e-mail jordan at and ask him how his turd came out and if his ass actually closed after or if it was just hanging there wide open and in shock.
[19:53] Darkangl: now we'll see how many mails jordan gets asking him that
[19:53] Darkangl: then we'll know how many people read these things :)
[19:53] cnote2000: I bet it's not many. People don't like to read too much anymore.
[19:53] Darkangl: I'll have to fix that typo before I send it to you
[19:53] Darkangl: actually
[19:53] Darkangl: don't talk for a sec
[19:54] Darkangl: ok you can talk
[19:55] Darkangl: I just went into the log and fixed two typos
[19:55] Darkangl: someone signed up for my forums tonight and didn't post anything
[19:55] Darkangl: now I'm going to make a request here
[19:55] Darkangl: people...please use my forums
[19:55] Darkangl: they been there for a year and a half and no one uses them
[19:56] Darkangl: I got good forum topics
[19:56] Darkangl: they're there to be used
[19:56] Darkangl: so please use them
[19:56] Darkangl: thank you
[19:56] Darkangl: now that my pathetic begging is over...
[19:56] cnote2000: Oh, are we still using this part?
[19:56] Darkangl: speaking of pathetic begging
[19:56] Darkangl: had any luck with dana lately? Or is she still making you sleep on the couch?
[19:56] Darkangl: yeah we're still using this part :)
[19:57] cnote2000: nope, no couch. Just bed.
[19:57] Darkangl: you know, you should have never let her catch you with yasmeen bleeth in that bus station men's room
[19:57] Darkangl: I told you to be careful. But noooooooooooo!!!!
[19:57] Darkangl: now look what you got yourself into
[19:58] Darkangl: genital herpes AND warts AND a crack addiction that you can't seem to shake
[19:58] Darkangl: how is Dana supposed to love you after all that
[19:58] Darkangl: poor girl
[19:58] Darkangl: ;)
[19:58] TheBKing: Fuck you Duane.
[19:58] TheBKing: LOL
[19:58] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:58] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:58] Darkangl: :D
[19:58] TheBKing: hahahaha
[19:59] TheBKing: man that was an ass-plosion.
[19:59] Darkangl: let's see how many e-mails you get jordy
[19:59] TheBKing: ok.
[19:59] TheBKing: LOL
[19:59] Darkangl: I think todd's off kissing dana's ass over that yasmeen thing
[19:59] Darkangl: he got awful quiet
[19:59] cnote2000: bastards!!
[19:59] Darkangl: oh there he is
[19:59] Darkangl: :D
[19:59] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:59] TheBKing: hahahahahhaahha
[20:00] Darkangl: everything ok over there todd?
[20:00] TheBKing: I can see him now standing with his back to the screen, blocking it, and saying all kinds of cutesy things to Dana.
[20:00] TheBKing: High honey, you look so beautiful tonight.
[20:00] TheBKing: I lvoe you and only you.
[20:00] Darkangl: or are you going to have couch button marks on your back again tomorrow morning?
[20:00] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:00] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:00] Darkangl: nice jordy :D
[20:01] TheBKing: Then he'll start kissing her and slowly move her towards the bedroom. Once there he'll say be right back and leave her there.
[20:01] TheBKing: As she's waiting for a night of hot loving, Todd runs back to talk to us.
[20:01] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:01] Darkangl: I had a friend once who told me
[20:01] Darkangl: that he tied his wife to the bed
[20:01] Darkangl: got her almost to orgasm
[20:01] Darkangl: then went downstairs to make himself a sandwich
[20:01] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:01] TheBKing: hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:01] TheBKing: ahhahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
[20:01] Darkangl: :D
[20:02] Darkangl: He's not a friend anymore though
[20:02] cnote2000: I'm just responing to an e-mail from a friend. Hold on a little bit
[20:02] TheBKing: a friend named... dana by any chance?
[20:02] Darkangl: I can live happy in the knowledge that I got spermacide on his doorknob though and he put his hand in it
[20:02] * TheBKing cracks the whip
[20:02] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:02] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:02] Darkangl: that's a hella funny story
[20:02] Darkangl: I can tell you if you like
[20:02] Darkangl: since todd's off begging dana to take him back
[20:03] TheBKing: LOL
[20:03] TheBKing: hahahahaahahaha
[20:03] Darkangl: this is all going in the log anyway so might as well have fun with it
[20:03] TheBKing: sure! is the group sex dude?
[20:03] Darkangl: wanna hear the story?
[20:03] Darkangl: no
[20:03] Darkangl: here's what happened
[20:03] TheBKing: LOL
[20:03] Darkangl: I was visiting my friend CJ in sacramento when I was like 23 or 24
[20:03] TheBKing: no names will be given to protect those involved.
[20:03] TheBKing: Viewer diescretion is advised.
[20:03] TheBKing: ok.
[20:03] Darkangl: he had this roommate named john
[20:03] TheBKing: so that was 50 years ago right?
[20:04] Darkangl: I was still a virgin at the time mind you
[20:04] Darkangl: fuck you :)
[20:04] Darkangl: anyway
[20:04] TheBKing: LOL
[20:04] Darkangl: john had this girlfriend named shannon
[20:04] TheBKing: OH NO!
[20:04] Darkangl: and she had a friend named tracy
[20:04] Darkangl: well tracy ended up wanting to be with me
[20:04] Darkangl: so did shannon but I didn't know that at the time
[20:04] Darkangl: anyway
[20:05] Darkangl: we had been awake for like three days straight
[20:05] Darkangl: just farting around
[20:05] TheBKing: oh my god...
[20:05] Darkangl: literally three days
[20:05] Darkangl: no sleep
[20:05] TheBKing: just fucking around.
[20:05] Darkangl: me and tracy messed around quite a bit, but we didn't do anything serious
[20:05] cnote2000: alright, I'm back
[20:05] cnote2000: sorry about that
[20:05] Darkangl: I'm telling a story todd
[20:05] Darkangl: you'll have to wait now
[20:05] Darkangl: anyway
[20:05] cnote2000: alright
[20:05] TheBKing: LOL
[20:05] Darkangl: so it's like the third night
[20:05] TheBKing: hahahahahhahhaa
[20:06] TheBKing: ok
[20:06] Darkangl: I got blue balls
[20:06] Darkangl: so I'm hurtin
[20:06] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:06] TheBKing: pussy.
[20:06] Darkangl: but I'm also dead tired
[20:06] Darkangl: so I'm sleeping on the floor in the living room and tracy's up on the couch
[20:06] Darkangl: she comes down to join me on the floor
[20:06] Darkangl: we mess around
[20:06] TheBKing: then Shannon walks in.
[20:06] Darkangl: so we're about to do the deed
[20:06] TheBKing: done dirt cheap.
[20:06] Darkangl: which I totally wanted real bad to do
[20:06] TheBKing: what virginian wouldn't?
[20:06] Darkangl: then I told her to wait a minute
[20:07] TheBKing: minute man?
[20:07] Darkangl: I ran upstairs and busted into CJ's room
[20:07] TheBKing: LOL
[20:07] TheBKing: need condom!
[20:07] Darkangl: his door was off the hinges (that's another story) so I set it aside and went in
[20:07] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:07] TheBKing: lol
[20:07] Darkangl: I woke him up, which was like waking up a zombie, and asked him for a condom
[20:08] Darkangl: so he slams his hand around his nightstand 3/4 asleep and finally comes up with a condom
[20:08] Darkangl: so I leave and put the door back in place and go downstairs
[20:08] Darkangl: to make a long story short
[20:08] Darkangl: CJ has a small dick
[20:08] Darkangl: I don't
[20:08] TheBKing: ewwwwwwwww.......
[20:08] Darkangl: I couldn't get the damn condom on
[20:08] TheBKing: LOL
[20:08] Darkangl: it was too small
[20:08] TheBKing: busted rubber.
[20:08] Darkangl: I couldn't even get it over the head
[20:09] TheBKing: LOL
[20:09] TheBKing: it was probably used too.
[20:09] Darkangl: so I ran back upstairs after messing with it for a while
[20:09] Darkangl: set his door aside
[20:09] Darkangl: went in and asked him if he had any bigger ones
[20:09] Darkangl: he said he didn't and I was so damn frustrated
[20:09] Darkangl: it was gonna be my first time
[20:09] TheBKing: why didn't you just grab a raincoat and put it on it?
[20:09] Darkangl: and he had to go and have a small dick
[20:10] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:10] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:10] Darkangl: hey that could sound pretty bad out of context
[20:10] Darkangl: anyway
[20:10] Darkangl: :D
[20:10] TheBKing: LOL
[20:10] Darkangl: I left and put the door back in place
[20:10] TheBKing: todd you still here?
[20:10] Darkangl: went downstairs and told tracy to just go to sleep cause nothing was gonna happen that night
[20:10] Darkangl: I just couldn't stay awake anymore
[20:10] Darkangl: so we slept there on the floor together
[20:11] Darkangl: so the next morning
[20:11] cnote2000: I just sent you guys an e-mail with a t-shirt idea
[20:11] TheBKing: cool.
[20:11] Darkangl: we're up sitting on the couch together playing nintendo
[20:11] TheBKing: she humped you and left...
[20:11] TheBKing: Nintendo! "
[20:11] cnote2000: Nintendo? Original?
[20:11] Darkangl: she's laying up against me and I have my arms around her playing the game
[20:11] TheBKing: Mario = sex
[20:11] Darkangl: or she was sitting next to me
[20:11] Darkangl: can't remember
[20:11] TheBKing: push the right nipple to make mario hop.
[20:11] Darkangl: anyway
[20:11] Darkangl: CJ comes down the stairs
[20:12] Darkangl: and he stands there lookin at me
[20:12] TheBKing: ok...
[20:12] TheBKing: LOL
[20:12] Darkangl: now CJ looks like joe dirt without the mullet
[20:12] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:12] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:12] Darkangl: so he's standin there lookin at me
[20:12] Darkangl: and he's got this look in his head
[20:12] Darkangl: so I look at him and go "What???"
[20:12] TheBKing: LOL
[20:12] TheBKing: between you and MIke with the stories....
[20:12] Darkangl: and he's all "You got spermacide on my doorknob!"
[20:12] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:12] TheBKing: lol
[20:13] TheBKing: LOL
[20:13] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:13] Darkangl: I said, "Did you put your hand in it?"
[20:13] Darkangl: and he said yeah
[20:13] Darkangl: and I said, "Good! Serves you right for having a small dick."
[20:13] Darkangl: I never saw tracy again on that trip after that day
[20:13] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:13] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:13] Darkangl: shannon kept her away because she wanted me for herself
[20:13] TheBKing: taht was just wrong!
[20:13] TheBKing: oh jeez.
[20:13] TheBKing: I hope there's more.
[20:14] Darkangl: I still remember the first time shannon saw my johnson
[20:14] Darkangl: she just stood there with her mouth open and I'm lookin' at her like, "What?
[20:14] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:14] Darkangl: she's all, "That's gonna HURT!"
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:14] Darkangl: and I'm all, "Damn right baby!" :D
[20:15] Darkangl: it was funny too because the next morning after that day with tracy
[20:15] Darkangl: shannon had stayed the night upstairs with john
[20:15] Darkangl: she comes down and I'm all, "I'm hungry."
[20:15] Darkangl: I look at her and go, "Bitch, go get me tacos!"
[20:15] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:15] TheBKing: as a joke right?
[20:15] Darkangl: now normally you'd get slapped for some shit like that
[20:15] TheBKing: probably not....
[20:15] Darkangl: yeah
[20:15] Darkangl: kinda
[20:15] Darkangl: :)
[20:15] TheBKing: LOL
[20:15] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:16] TheBKing: and she's like... "Hungry, EAT THIS!"
[20:16] Darkangl: but she told me to give her some money and I kid you not...she wen't and got me tacos :D
[20:16] TheBKing: lol
[20:16] TheBKing: that's hilarious.
[20:16] Darkangl: I know
[20:16] Darkangl: it was really awkward when she switched from john to me
[20:16] Darkangl: weird scene
[20:16] Darkangl: he was a weird guy anyway
[20:17] Darkangl: she was blowing me on the couch one night and he came home from work and wouldn't leave
[20:17] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:17] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:17] Darkangl: so he finally goes upstairs and she starts in again, but he's sitting on the stairs listening to us
[20:17] Darkangl: out of sight
[20:17] Darkangl: very weird man
[20:17] cnote2000: are we posting this story?
[20:17] Darkangl: yep
[20:17] Darkangl: the whole damn log
[20:18] TheBKing: RATED X
[20:18] TheBKing: LOL
[20:18] Darkangl: we gotta spice things up if we want people to read 'em :D
[20:18] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:18] cnote2000: Whaddya think of the t-shirt?
[20:18] Darkangl: ok that shirt is just cold
[20:18] Darkangl: she's nice enough to let us rip on her gathering after gathering and then you go and do something like that
[20:18] Darkangl: shame on you todd
[20:19] cnote2000: HA!
[20:19] Darkangl: you should be ashamed of yourself
[20:19] Darkangl: then again
[20:19] Darkangl: I guess after that herpes thing you kinda owe her
[20:19] Darkangl: ;)
[20:19] TheBKing: any way is that the whole story dude?
[20:19] TheBKing: LOL
[20:19] Darkangl: let's skip the deleted scenes
[20:19] Darkangl: this is more fun
[20:19] Darkangl: um
[20:19] Darkangl: not really the whole story
[20:19] cnote2000: yeah
[20:20] Darkangl: I stayed friends with shannon for a couple years after that
[20:20] Darkangl: I was still a damn virgin on my 25th birthday
[20:20] Darkangl: though I desperately didn't want to be
[20:20] TheBKing: loser.
[20:20] Darkangl: so she came out and stayed with me for 4 days
[20:20] TheBKing: should've made a pact with some high school buds.
[20:20] Darkangl: we fucked for 3 days
[20:21] TheBKing: LOL
[20:21] Darkangl: then on the 4th day I got this nasty ass flu
[20:21] Darkangl: so I had to stop
[20:21] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:21] TheBKing: jungle fever!
[20:21] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:21] Darkangl: after that I didn't hear from her for a while
[20:21] Darkangl: then she came and spent a few days with me and sharon after we got married
[20:21] Darkangl: came for a visit
[20:21] Darkangl: then I didn't hear from her again much
[20:21] Darkangl: she ICQ'd me the other day but I haven't heard back from her since
[20:22] Darkangl: I'm kinda worried about her
[20:22] Darkangl: she was in a bad scene off and on with several people
[20:22] Darkangl: hope she's ok
[20:22] Darkangl: tracy got knocked up by some guy who was half retarded
[20:22] Darkangl: so they ended up getting married or living together or something
[20:22] Darkangl: man she had a nice little body
[20:23] TheBKing: LOL
[20:23] Darkangl: anyway
[20:23] TheBKing: her and sloth lived happily ever after.
[20:23] TheBKing: LOL
[20:23] Darkangl: dunno
[20:23] TheBKing: Baby!
[20:23] Darkangl: only talked to her one time after that trip
[20:23] TheBKing: RUTH RUTH RUTH!
[20:23] TheBKing: BABY!
[20:23] TheBKing: RUTH!
[20:23] Darkangl: and it was rather awkward
[20:23] Darkangl: she was already hooked up with the other guy
[20:23] cnote2000: Man, that's wrong
[20:24] Darkangl: what is todd?
[20:24] cnote2000: Sloth
[20:24] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:24] TheBKing: LOL
[20:24] cnote2000: South Park is cracking me up
[20:24] Darkangl: then there was the time we had a foursome with my friend david and his wife
[20:25] Darkangl: but I better not tell that one
[20:25] Darkangl: ;)
[20:25] cnote2000: yeesh
[20:25] Darkangl: oh like you never wanted to do your friend's wife
[20:25] Darkangl: don't act all puritan with me bitch
[20:25] cnote2000: nah...
[20:25] Darkangl: ;)
[20:26] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:26] TheBKing: Todd's caught in a rundown....
[20:26] TheBKing: Dana's radar kicks in and she sneaks in and reads over his shoulder.
[20:26] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:26] Darkangl: LMAO!
[20:26] Darkangl: LMAO!
[20:26] Darkangl: LMAO!
[20:26] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
[20:26] Darkangl: you're leaving your sack with me next time little mister!
[20:27] cnote2000: What's that?
[20:27] TheBKing: LOL
[20:27] Darkangl: :D
[20:27] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:27] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaaha
[20:27] Darkangl: hahahahahahahahahah
[20:27] TheBKing: Your sack?
[20:27] Darkangl: yeah you know
[20:27] TheBKing: That little bag of skin between your legs.
[20:27] TheBKing: LOL
[20:27] Darkangl: that thing you use for tea bagging
[20:27] cnote2000: You guys watch Reno 911
[20:27] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:27] TheBKing: hhahahhahahahaa
[20:27] TheBKing: yeah that shows' pretty funny todder.
[20:27] cnote2000: It won'
[20:27] cnote2000: It won't last but it's good for now
[20:28] Darkangl: hey todd, how old were you when you were devirginized?
[20:28] Darkangl: like, when did you get your hymen broke
[20:28] Darkangl: :D
[20:28] cnote2000: I was 18
[20:28] Darkangl: young stuff :D
[20:28] TheBKing: I was younger. LOL
[20:28] Darkangl: was it any good?
[20:29] Darkangl: or were you just laying there with a shocked look on your face?
[20:29] cnote2000: Yeah, it was good. I'm trying to think of where it was
[20:29] Darkangl: all stiff
[20:29] Darkangl: and then when she was done you curled up in the fetal position
[20:29] Darkangl: :D
[20:29] Darkangl: make her stop mommy! make her stop!
[20:29] TheBKing: I was raped!
[20:29] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:29] TheBKing: LOL
[20:29] Darkangl: :D
[20:29] cnote2000: Man, I can't remember where it was. That's weird.
[20:29] Darkangl: my first time was in her vagina
[20:29] Darkangl: dunno where you were
[20:30] Darkangl: ;)
[20:30] cnote2000: It might've been in my basement. but I'm not sure.
[20:30] Darkangl: I remember
[20:30] Darkangl: and this is funny
[20:30] Darkangl: she was on top
[20:30] Darkangl: and I couldn't find her damn pussy
[20:30] Darkangl: I was feelin around for it and shit
[20:30] Darkangl: and she wouldn't help me
[20:31] Darkangl: she's all, "If I gotta do all the work, then you gotta get it in yourself"
[20:31] Darkangl: and I was like, "God damn it!"
[20:31] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[20:31] Darkangl: so I finally did get it in...but jeez
[20:31] Darkangl: it was like lookin for jimmy hoffa
[20:31] Darkangl: I'm tellin' ya
[20:31] TheBKing: LOL
[20:31] TheBKing: wait hugh?
[20:31] Darkangl: I could feel the pussy but I couldn't find the damn hole
[20:32] TheBKing: LOL
[20:32] Darkangl: well it's hard when you can't see what you're doin
[20:32] cnote2000: True, true
[20:32] Darkangl: she actually taught me how to kiss too
[20:32] Darkangl: right before we actually got together in sacramento
[20:33] Darkangl: we were out walking one night
[20:33] TheBKing: lol
[20:33] Darkangl: and I told her I hadn't even really kissed a girl and I wasn't sure I knew how to do it right
[20:33] Darkangl: she offered to teach me
[20:33] Darkangl: and boy did she
[20:33] Darkangl: turns out I knew how to do it all the time
[20:33] Darkangl: I have good instincts ;)
[20:34] Darkangl: I'm totally gonna make this whole thing after the movie a separate log for todd to post
[20:34] Darkangl: this is the good shit right here
[20:34] Darkangl: what about tara
[20:34] Darkangl: she a good kisser?
[20:34] TheBKing: ummm... sure?
[20:35] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[20:35] Darkangl: oh man you better hope she doesn't see that
[20:35] TheBKing: I don't have much experience. She's the 3rd girl I ever kissed that isn't a total whore.
[20:35] TheBKing: LOL
[20:35] TheBKing: she won't.
[20:35] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:35] TheBKing: I'd say she's a good kisser.
[20:35] TheBKing: I already told you about that one time we were almost caught right?
[20:35] Darkangl: so the ones you kissed that were total whores
[20:35] TheBKing: one was.
[20:35] Darkangl: did your breath smell like cum after you kissed them?
[20:35] TheBKing: the other was young and foolish like me.
[20:35] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:35] TheBKing: ewwwwww.....
[20:36] Darkangl: did any of them have runny noses?
[20:36] TheBKing: no.
[20:36] Darkangl: cause that's a dead give away right there
[20:36] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:36] Darkangl: what about you todd
[20:36] Darkangl: you tv watchin bitch
[20:36] TheBKing: No the first girl I kissed basically mounted me and fought over me for a hot redhead. In retrospect, I shoulda got down and dirty with the redhead.
[20:36] TheBKing: Melissa if you're out there, call me.
[20:36] TheBKing: LOL
[20:36] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:36] Darkangl: come on todd
[20:37] Darkangl: any total whores in your background?
[20:37] TheBKing: male confessions.
[20:37] cnote2000: The first girl I kissed was the first girl I had sex with
[20:37] TheBKing: joke here:
[20:37] TheBKing: dana?
[20:37] Darkangl: any girls who yanked kn your ass hair while they were kneeling in front of you?
[20:37] cnote2000: Not Dana. An ex
[20:37] Darkangl: come on todd
[20:37] Darkangl: tell us all
[20:37] TheBKing: jeez that was quick.
[20:37] cnote2000: I did have a nice whore one night stand in college
[20:37] TheBKing: tell the world!
[20:37] TheBKing: LOL!
[20:37] Darkangl: yeah
[20:37] Darkangl: let's hear about that one
[20:37] TheBKing: I didn't have the pleasure....
[20:37] cnote2000: Actually it was 2 Saturday's until she turned psycho.
[20:37] TheBKing: lol
[20:37] Darkangl: LMAO
[20:38] cnote2000: It was a girl that one of my roommates was friends with. She came down to see him...
[20:38] TheBKing: what's that quote from Citizen TOxie duane.... fill my slimy starfish with your stinky dick snot?
[20:38] cnote2000: we were drinking and she jumped me in my room. Pretty f'ing cool and crazy.
[20:38] Darkangl: jeez jordy
[20:38] TheBKing: LOL
[20:38] Darkangl: I dunno
[20:38] Darkangl: only saw it once
[20:38] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:38] Darkangl: so where's the psycho part come in
[20:38] TheBKing: hey a crap load of cool DVDs came out yesterday.
[20:39] TheBKing: she stalked him.
[20:39] Darkangl: was she into doing you with strap on's or something?
[20:39] cnote2000: she started talking about marriage and me living with her and it freaked me out
[20:39] Darkangl: why
[20:39] Darkangl: that would rock
[20:39] cnote2000: I was just looking for a good time, that's all.
[20:39] Darkangl: especially if she was good in the sack
[20:39] Darkangl: or good with your sack as the case may be
[20:39] Darkangl: so basically you were the slut in the whole thing
[20:39] cnote2000: There were a few other one nighters from drinking. I did date a neighbor in college for a month until we got tired of one another.
[20:40] TheBKing: LOL
[20:40] Darkangl: ooooh yeah
[20:40] TheBKing: the truth about todd comes out.
[20:40] Darkangl: the tired of one another thing can turn into a bad scene
[20:40] Darkangl: so does dana know you're a slut?
[20:40] Darkangl: or are you waiting to appear on springer before she find's out
[20:40] Darkangl: :D
[20:40] cnote2000: yep. Former slut. Those hook ups where spaced out over a year though.
[20:41] Darkangl: no guy is a former slut
[20:41] TheBKing: LOL
[20:41] TheBKing: lol
[20:41] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:41] TheBKing: once a slut always a slut.
[20:41] Darkangl: guys will fuck a knot hole in a tree stump full of bees if they think it'll get them off
[20:41] Darkangl: we're animals
[20:41] TheBKing: funny you should mention that.
[20:41] Darkangl: that's why women love us
[20:41] Darkangl: except the ones with mullets
[20:42] Darkangl: they prefer their own types
[20:42] TheBKing: I read The Nest about man eating cockroaches, and this one part of this book has this nazi skinhead kid humping a hole in theground.
[20:42] cnote2000: Schwarzenneger is running for gov. There's a disaster waiting to happen
[20:42] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:42] Darkangl: nice jordy
[20:42] Darkangl: why todd
[20:42] Darkangl: arnie's super smart
[20:42] Darkangl: he'd be a great governor
[20:42] TheBKing: LOL
[20:42] cnote2000: Oh, I also tried to get with my best friends ex- girlfriend once...
[20:42] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:42] Darkangl: oh man
[20:42] cnote2000: well, it was kinda mutual
[20:42] TheBKing: jeez.
[20:42] Darkangl: now see todd
[20:42] Darkangl: that's just wrong
[20:42] TheBKing: I'm a saint compared to you guys.
[20:42] TheBKing: a fucking saint.
[20:43] Darkangl: you should have tried to get with her while she was with him
[20:43] TheBKing: LOL
[20:43] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:43] TheBKing: oh ok.
[20:43] TheBKing: that's much better.
[20:43] Darkangl: that's the way to do it
[20:43] TheBKing: hey todd.
[20:43] cnote2000: hey, he was encouraging me to do it!
[20:43] TheBKing: I got some new flicks tonight.
[20:43] Darkangl: that way you get to be the rebound guy when he finds out what a slut she really is
[20:43] TheBKing: well that's ok then.
[20:43] cnote2000: what movies
[20:43] TheBKing: House of 1,000 corpses, Cradle 2 Da Grave, Head of State, and The Hunted.
[20:43] Darkangl: unless they're porn movies they have no place in this conversation
[20:43] TheBKing: cause X gonna give it to ya, X gonna giveit to ya, c'mon!
[20:43] cnote2000: THe Hunted ruled. I'm gonna get that one.
[20:44] Darkangl: speaking of porn movies
[20:44] TheBKing: Ok I have Cumming Apart with Asia Carrera!
[20:44] TheBKing: LOL
[20:44] Darkangl: I always wanted to be in porn movies
[20:44] TheBKing: beat em with your nightstick.
[20:44] TheBKing: Respect my authoritae bitches.
[20:44] Darkangl: is there any conceivable better way of making kickass money than that?
[20:44] Darkangl: that would be like a dream job
[20:45] TheBKing: yeah, the lottery.
[20:45] Darkangl: that's not a job jordy
[20:45] Darkangl: that's a money pit
[20:45] TheBKing: you said conceivable way of making kickass money?
[20:45] TheBKing: The dream job part came afterwards.
[20:45] Darkangl: you throw your money into it on the off chance that you can be 1 in 14,000,000 that wins the price
[20:45] TheBKing: Man I wanna play Starcraft....
[20:45] Darkangl: and you never get squat
[20:45] Darkangl: prize
[20:45] Darkangl: not price :P
[20:45] cnote2000: Be right back
[20:46] Darkangl: so go play starcraft
[20:46] Darkangl: we can wrap this up now
[20:46] Darkangl: I'm sure our readers have already jerked off and they went to take a nap about half a log ago
[20:46] Darkangl: this was some hot shit right here
[20:46] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:46] Darkangl: you know, I don't wanna sound like a fag or nothin'...but I think unicorns kick ass!
[20:46] TheBKing: my god....
[20:47] Darkangl: I am sancho
[20:47] Darkangl: yes but what do you do
[20:47] TheBKing: I don't wanna sound like a fag or nothin' ... but I kinda wanna make love to you.
[20:47] Darkangl: I am sancho
[20:47] TheBKing: and...?
[20:47] Darkangl: are you sancho?
[20:47] TheBKing: are all the bill's and tim's Sancho?
[20:47] TheBKing: NO!
[20:47] Darkangl: no you are not sancho
[20:47] TheBKing: But I.....
[20:47] TheBKing: You're SANCHO!
[20:47] TheBKing: Yes.
[20:47] TheBKing: Ok you're hired.
[20:47] TheBKing: But of course.
[20:47] Darkangl:'re hired
[20:47] Darkangl: of course
[20:47] TheBKing: LOL
[20:47] Darkangl: :D
[20:48] Darkangl: man I wish we all had that movie
[20:48] TheBKing: mr orbinson!
[20:48] cnote2000: Sancho
[20:48] TheBKing: IT IS ORGAZMO!
[20:48] Darkangl: I should rip it for you and todd
[20:48] TheBKing: I'm not orgazmo!
[20:48] TheBKing: I am Sancho!
[20:48] TheBKing: LOL
[20:48] Darkangl: brb
[20:48] TheBKing: ok.
[20:48] Darkangl: gotta drain the snake
[20:50] Darkangl: ok back
[20:50] Darkangl: man I swear I've peed at least 24 times since yesterday morning
[20:51] Darkangl: who let the horse out man...jeez
[20:51] Darkangl: too bad nancy missed all this
[20:51] Darkangl: she's cool
[20:51] Darkangl: she'd have probably enjoyed it
[20:51] Darkangl: damn graveyard shift
[20:51] Darkangl: :)
[20:52] Darkangl: I worked graveyard shift for several years
[20:52] TheBKing: nah she would've quit the fan club and sued us for damages.
[20:52] Darkangl: ain't nothin' takes it toll on your body like that does
[20:52] TheBKing: except lots of sex.
[20:52] cnote2000: alright boys, I'm gonna get out
[20:52] Darkangl: pussy
[20:52] Darkangl: sure give up
[20:52] Darkangl: leave us when we're at our most vulnerable
[20:52] cnote2000: I'll work on the log tomorrow afternoon. I might have an interview tomorrow morning
[20:52] Darkangl: exposing ourselves to the world
[20:53] Darkangl: letting them see us in all our nakedness
[20:53] Darkangl: hey sweet
[20:53] TheBKing: well you two. I come off as an angel.
[20:53] Darkangl: I'm gonna split this log todders
[20:53] TheBKing: good luck with that Todder.
[20:53] cnote2000: You guys take it easy. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
[20:53] Darkangl: I'll separate all this from the movie
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[20:53] Darkangl: I wonder if he always pulls out that quick
[20:53] Darkangl: ;)
[20:53] Darkangl: don't want no accidents now do we
[20:53] Darkangl: :D
[20:53] Darkangl: anyway bitch
[20:54] Darkangl: since you're so talkative
[20:54] Darkangl: let's wrap this up
[20:54] Darkangl: oh
[20:54] Darkangl: what are we doing next time
[20:54] Darkangl: we need a movie
[20:54] TheBKing: well I'll have Herc tomorrow.
[20:54] TheBKing: LOL
[20:54] TheBKing: just realize what you said about Todd.
[20:56] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:56] Darkangl: hey
[20:56] Darkangl: can you get kentucky fried movie at video stores?
[20:56] TheBKing: I think so.
[20:57] Darkangl: let's do that one then if people can get it
[20:57] TheBKing: ok.
[20:57] Darkangl: cool
[20:57] Darkangl: have you seen it?
[20:57] TheBKing: I hate rap but this song is kinda cool.
[20:57] TheBKing: nope.
[20:57] TheBKing: X Gon Give it to ya
[20:57] Darkangl: kentucky fried movie is almost like a bunch of jokes all put together in a movie
[20:58] Darkangl: I think it was made by the airplane guys
[20:58] Darkangl: same people
[20:58] Darkangl: ok I'll let todd know
[20:58] TheBKing: cool.
[20:58] Darkangl: and we'll do it in two weeks so we can see if people are gonna be able to get it or not
[20:58] TheBKing: ok cool.
[20:58] Darkangl: how about zoolander for a backup
[20:58] TheBKing: we'll do Herc in NY soon.
[20:58] TheBKing: ick... ahm... I guess so. I never seen it.
[20:58] Darkangl: that should be easy to get
[20:58] TheBKing: it is.
[20:58] Darkangl: got will farrell in it
[20:59] Darkangl: he was good in that movie
[20:59] Darkangl: yeah that's a fun one
[20:59] Darkangl: let's use that as a backup then
[20:59] Darkangl: ok I'll let you go listen to your C-Rap music
[20:59] Darkangl: ;)
[20:59] Darkangl: talk to ya tomorrow bud
[21:00] TheBKing: ok buddy.
[21:00] TheBKing: LOL
[21:00] Darkangl: night man :)
[21:00] TheBKing: I"ll let you know how this filck is.
[21:00] TheBKing: It's got Jet Li
[21:00] Darkangl: ok
[21:00] TheBKing: and Mark Dacascos!!!
[21:00] Darkangl: dunno who that is
[21:00] TheBKing: Only the Strong.
[21:00] TheBKing: Double Dragon
[21:00] TheBKing: Brotherhood of the Wolf.
[21:00] TheBKing: g'night bud.
[21:00] TheBKing: sweet dreams.
[21:00] TheBKing: cya tomorrow.
[21:00] Darkangl: beats me
[21:00] Darkangl: you too man
[21:00] TheBKing: lol
[21:00] Darkangl: see ya :)
[21:00] *** Quits: TheBKing