Friday the 13th - 10/13/2004

Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central
PinkiFresh = Alexandra from The Underground
josh = Josh from Varied Celluloid
BKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault

[19:51] Darkangl: for a last minute gathering this turned out pretty good
[19:51] PinkiFresh: yeah...are we ever going to watch reanimator?
[19:51] josh: 4 people at a gathering... what the hell!?
[19:51] Darkangl: yeah we are
[19:51] Darkangl: we can do it at the next one if you like
[19:52] PinkiFresh: doesn't matter...I was just curious
[19:52] Darkangl: or we can stay up really late and do a double feature tonight ;)
[19:52] PinkiFresh: ugh....no way! I have to study for abnormal psych
[19:52] josh: Re-Animator rules, would love to do it, need to get it on DVD
[19:52] Darkangl: heh
[19:52] Darkangl: talk to josh
[19:52] josh: I have to go to work!
[19:52] Darkangl: he'll hook you up ;)
[19:52] PinkiFresh: if I get a bad grade on this test I have to drop the class *whines*
[19:52] josh: Very true Duane :D
[19:53] BKing: lol
[19:53] BKing: Well just study hard and you shall persevere or something...
[19:53] BKing: man, I'm reading this highly detailed article on DVDanswers.com
[19:53] PinkiFresh: I'm not so lucky :'C
[19:54] BKing: this guy is comparing three versions of the original star wars films and cataloging all of the changes Lucas had made.
[19:54] josh: Studying is for losers, psychic abilities, that's where it's at.
[19:54] BKing: lol
[19:54] PinkiFresh: :_ I wish I were psychic
[19:54] PinkiFresh: but I'd probably cheat off someone who was stupid
[19:54] josh: It takes years of studying
[19:55] Darkangl: ok 20 seconds
[19:55] Darkangl: just as the scene starts to fade in
[19:55] josh: Whoa, whoa, lemme get ready
[19:55] Darkangl: first scene
[19:55] Darkangl: ok jordy do the countdown quick before josh is ready
[19:55] Darkangl: ;)
[19:56] josh: NOOO!
[19:56] BKing: ROFL
[19:56] PinkiFresh: wait~~~~
[19:56] BKing: hang on
[19:56] Darkangl: oh crap
[19:56] Darkangl: I'm on part 2
[19:56] josh: What up?
[19:56] Darkangl: hang on
[19:56] josh: Oh, box set having mofo...
[19:56] Darkangl: hahah
[19:57] BKing: LOL
[19:57] BKing: yeah I have it too josh and it rules.
[19:57] BKing: even more so because YOU don't have it!
[19:57] BKing: BWAHAHAHAHA!
[19:57] BKing: ;-)
[19:57] PinkiFresh: ahhh...my husband left porn in the DVD player
[19:57] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:57] Darkangl: I do that all the time :D
[19:57] josh: BASTARDS! NOTHING BUT BASTARDS!
[19:57] PinkiFresh: ^^;;;
[19:57] josh: ... what kinda porn?
[19:58] Darkangl: ok 15 seconds just as the sean s cunningham title is about to come up
[19:58] Darkangl: yeah what porn movie is it alex
[19:58] Darkangl: maybe I have it ;)
[19:58] PinkiFresh: *looks at it* "Anal Vixens and Girls That Take it Deep"
[19:58] Darkangl: awesome
[19:58] BKing: hahahahahahahaha
[19:58] Darkangl: nothing better than deep anal with a pizza :D
[19:58] PinkiFresh: ;-)
[19:58] Darkangl: I'll have to pick that one up for next time ;)
[19:58] BKing: LOL
[19:58] BKing: ok so 15 seconds?
[19:59] Darkangl: yeah 15
[19:59] josh: 15
[19:59] josh: Got it
[19:59] Darkangl: I loves me some porn
[19:59] Darkangl: especially if it's got miss jenkins in it
[19:59] Darkangl: nobody better say nothin bad about miss jenkins
[19:59] Darkangl: cause that's when I go off
[19:59] josh: I know a guy named Mr. Jenkins, he's black
[19:59] BKing: lol
[19:59] BKing: ok.
[19:59] PinkiFresh: heheh
[19:59] Darkangl: I love me some miss jenkins
[19:59] BKing: ready porno pirate?
[19:59] BKing: ROFL
[19:59] PinkiFresh: arrrg
[20:00] Darkangl: just don't let her take her wig off
[20:00] BKing: ROFL
[20:00] Darkangl: head's so bald you can see her thoughts
[20:00] BKing: ok
[20:00] BKing: 5
[20:00] BKing: 4
[20:00] BKing: 3
[20:00] BKing: ....
[20:00] Darkangl: what
[20:00] BKing: 2 1/2......
[20:00] josh: 2...
[20:00] BKing: 2
[20:00] BKing: are we ready here?
[20:00] BKing: LOL
[20:00] Darkangl: I am
[20:00] josh: YES!!
[20:00] BKing: ok.
[20:00] Darkangl: what about you alex?
[20:00] BKing: cause you were spouting all that miss jenkins bullshit.
[20:00] BKing: wasn't sure you were paying attention.
[20:01] PinkiFresh: I'm ready...
[20:01] BKing: ok
[20:01] PinkiFresh: did we start?
[20:01] BKing: 5
[20:01] josh: AHH! The anticipation!
[20:01] BKing: 4
[20:01] Darkangl: no
[20:01] BKing: 3
[20:01] Darkangl: counting down
[20:01] BKing: 2
[20:01] BKing: 1
[20:01] BKing: GO GO GO!
[20:01] Darkangl: ok is everyone going?
[20:01] BKing: yup
[20:01] PinkiFresh: siiiiii
[20:01] josh: I am... or am I?
[20:01] josh: The answer is yes
[20:01] PinkiFresh: i don't think that was 15 seconds...
[20:02] Darkangl: huh?
[20:02] BKing: Oh I love youuuuuuuuuuuu..........
[20:02] josh: Hippies, Jason, KILLL!!!!
[20:02] Darkangl: they just showed the people singing
[20:02] BKing: it's like a snow white dove....
[20:02] BKing: it sends it's snow white love....
[20:02] Darkangl: are you not synched up alex?
[20:02] BKing: ch ch ch ha ha ha
[20:02] PinkiFresh: I'm good i think
[20:02] BKing: ok.
[20:02] josh: When does William Shatner see the thing on the wing of the plane?
[20:02] Darkangl: 1:45
[20:02] BKing: ch ch ch ha ha ha
[20:03] PinkiFresh: ah! All I can see is dust on my TV
[20:03] BKing: ch ch ch ha ha ha ha
[20:03] Darkangl: oh man josh
[20:03] BKing: lol
[20:03] Darkangl: you got the wrong movie again
[20:03] Darkangl: sounds like our tv alex
[20:03] BKing: river of JORDAN is deep and wide!
[20:03] BKing: ;-)
[20:03] josh: Ewww
[20:03] Darkangl: RELIGIOUS SONGS!!!!!!
[20:03] Darkangl: ICK!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:03] josh: NOW LETS SEX IT UP!
[20:03] Darkangl: Satan would not be pleased
[20:03] PinkiFresh: ewww...they want to do it
[20:03] BKing: these kinds of songs always make me horny
[20:03] josh: I'mma hit it!
[20:03] Darkangl: jesus
[20:03] BKing: uh oh, full moon!
[20:04] Darkangl: just kill these people so they can't sing any more of these annoying songs
[20:04] josh: Let me pull up to that bumper and smack dat monkey!
[20:04] BKing: lol
[20:04] PinkiFresh: Hey! this is a KIDS camp!
[20:04] Darkangl: I get to see kevin bacon die in this right?
[20:04] josh: Have you never seen the movie KIDS?
[20:04] BKing: how convenient... a blanket!
[20:04] BKing: yup
[20:04] Darkangl: yeah
[20:04] BKing: in a particularly gruesome manner too.
[20:04] Darkangl: tell her what she wants to hear
[20:04] josh: Is that the chick from Suspiria?
[20:04] josh: Wait, no
[20:04] BKing: I think you're keen.
[20:04] Darkangl: then...it's deep anal time! :D
[20:04] BKing: ROFL
[20:04] PinkiFresh: this scene kinda reminds me of the scene in Porky's with the howler
[20:04] Darkangl: come on homey...tell us what she had for dinner yesterday :D
[20:04] BKing: hey, wait a minute, their shirts are different shades of yellow!!!!
[20:05] BKing: uh oh, one of those damn kids is spying on them.
[20:05] PinkiFresh: ew.
[20:05] Darkangl: that's just your dvd jordy
[20:05] Darkangl: you got one of the bad copies
[20:05] Darkangl: ;)
[20:05] Darkangl: she got her hand on his ass
[20:05] BKing: lol
[20:05] josh: *Tom Savinin jumps from shadow and slashes a machete deep into a kids head*
[20:05] Darkangl: she's gonna finger his a-spot :D
[20:05] BKing: way to go, they don't suspect a thing.
[20:05] josh: Kiij giw d\berdy tgat dyde us
[20:05] BKing: OW! MY APPENDIX BURST!
[20:05] PinkiFresh: hey...they are two different colors
[20:06] josh: NOOOO!!
[20:06] josh: Someone died!!!
[20:06] BKing: oh no, the killer has slowed down time and space!
[20:06] Darkangl: that sounds like a cross between the music from re-animator and the music from jaws
[20:06] BKing: CRASH!
[20:06] josh: ... and the music from Psycho
[20:06] BKing: damn credits broke another window! MARTHA!
[20:06] BKing: ch ch ch ha ha ha ch ch ch ha ha ha ha
[20:07] PinkiFresh: dude...if some one was coming after me with a knife I'd try to kick them in the face or something...I'm not gin' down without a fight
[20:07] Darkangl: so work was slow today alex?
[20:07] BKing: Harry Manfredini did the music for this and pretty much all the other Friday's I believe.
[20:07] PinkiFresh: yeah...they sent me home early
[20:07] Darkangl: well good for you
[20:07] Darkangl: bad for the paycheck
[20:07] PinkiFresh: crap!!!
[20:07] Darkangl: but I bet you were glad to get out of there
[20:07] PinkiFresh: I forgot my paycheck at work again
[20:07] BKing: Sean Cunningham.... wasn't he the lost brother of Richie Cunningham?
[20:07] Darkangl: good thing I said something :)
[20:07] Darkangl: yeah he was jordy
[20:07] PinkiFresh: yeah...people get so pissy about their food
[20:07] BKing: lol
[20:07] Darkangl: yeah
[20:08] BKing: ah yes, beautiful downtown Salem's Lot
[20:08] Darkangl: like when they bitch about wanting it hot and stuff
[20:08] PinkiFresh: they're asking for a sneezer
[20:08] BKing: ewwww...
[20:08] josh: OMG!!! JASON IS GONE KILL SOMEBODY!
[20:08] Darkangl: the people who really irritate me are the people who want non-expired food
[20:08] Darkangl: picky shits
[20:08] josh: Eat what you are given!
[20:08] Darkangl: hey there little buddy
[20:08] BKing: damn right lady, that ain't a twizler between my legs!
[20:08] PinkiFresh: ew...she looked at it's peen
[20:08] BKing: lol
[20:08] Darkangl: how far is it to the place I'm gonna get murdered?
[20:08] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:09] BKing: HEY!
[20:09] Darkangl: try new twizzlers red rocket flavor!
[20:09] PinkiFresh: you'd think if some kids got murdered at a camp they'd close it down or someone would have heard about it
[20:09] josh: She should get a car man, or maybe a friend
[20:09] BKing: That one goofy looking dude was in OBLIVION!
[20:09] Darkangl: yep
[20:09] BKing: that big dude!
[20:09] PinkiFresh: yeah...like that
[20:09] Darkangl: he's been in lots of stuff
[20:09] BKing: who is he?
[20:09] Darkangl: his name is big goofy dude
[20:09] Darkangl: always lists him as that in the credits
[20:09] BKing: Annie, are you ok?
[20:09] BKing: ROFL
[20:09] Darkangl: yeah like anyone gives a shit what your name is
[20:09] Darkangl: ya little slut
[20:09] PinkiFresh: camp kids are always so perky...
[20:10] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:10] BKing: RALPH!
[20:10] BKing: hahahahaha
[20:10] BKing: You're DOOMED!
[20:10] BKing: You're allll.. doomed!
[20:10] Darkangl: was he grabbin her titty?
[20:10] josh: DOOOOOOMED!!!
[20:10] PinkiFresh: goddamnit ralph!
[20:10] BKing: Duane, remember that in Cannibal The Musical!?
[20:10] josh: Death cuuuuuuuuuuurrrsee!
[20:10] Darkangl: yeah I bet he knows all about curses
[20:10] PinkiFresh: wow...copped a feel there
[20:10] Darkangl: you can tell he knows a lot about spirits as well
[20:10] BKing: every town has a crazy bastard like that.
[20:10] BKing: we have about 3 out here. LOL
[20:10] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:10] Darkangl: most of the nuts around here are all religious freaks
[20:11] PinkiFresh: pfft...Sault Sainte Marie is where all the crazies come to rest
[20:11] josh: I've got a crazy guy who wanders around my town dressed like Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
[20:11] josh: Can anyone smell the rape in the air?
[20:11] Darkangl: yeah, but relatives don't count josh
[20:11] Darkangl: ;)
[20:11] josh: Buzz-Zing!
[20:11] BKing: hahahahahaha
[20:12] BKing: Ralph only makes it through half of the 2nd movie.
[20:12] Darkangl: nice post production re-recording
[20:12] Darkangl: :D
[20:12] BKing: he was DOOMED from the start!
[20:12] josh: Poor Ralph, he will be missed
[20:12] PinkiFresh: chum in the water
[20:12] BKing: yup
[20:12] Darkangl: they recorded him live and recorded her after
[20:12] Darkangl: ralph who
[20:12] Darkangl: I haven't even been listening to this old fart
[20:12] BKing: crazy Ralph!
[20:12] BKing: DOOMED!
[20:12] Darkangl: oh
[20:12] Darkangl: he made it to the second movie?
[20:13] Darkangl: what is that a septic pump truck?
[20:13] BKing: AH A CEMETARY!
[20:13] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:13] PinkiFresh: maybe she shouldn't be making fun of the trucker that's giving her a ride to the middle of nowhere
[20:13] Darkangl: how appropriate
[20:13] BKing: nope, oil truck
[20:13] BKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:13] Darkangl: hey they got a cemetary
[20:13] BKing: emmett otter's jugband christmas?
[20:13] Darkangl: just like re-animator 2 and nightbreed
[20:13] BKing: look it's that ... guy.
[20:13] BKing: isn't he famous now?
[20:13] Darkangl: KEVIN BACON!
[20:13] BKing: Nevin Rakin?
[20:13] BKing: Oh yeah!
[20:14] PinkiFresh: Kevin BAcon gives me sad pants
[20:14] BKing: Kevin Bacon!
[20:14] Darkangl: sad pants?
[20:14] BKing: what?! ROFL
[20:14] josh: Stir of Echoes was teh cool
[20:14] Darkangl: that's a new expression on me
[20:14] Darkangl: what's sad pants?
[20:14] BKing: ditto
[20:14] Darkangl: oh you mean he makes you wet?
[20:14] PinkiFresh: means I don't really like him
[20:14] Darkangl: oh ok :)
[20:14] BKing: oh hahaha
[20:14] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:14] BKing: well then you're gonna love this movie.
[20:14] PinkiFresh: no...that would be happy pants
[20:14] BKing: HAHAHAHAHA!
[20:14] BKing: DUANE!
[20:14] Darkangl: well I thought sad pants...tears...wet
[20:15] PinkiFresh: youthought wrong!
[20:15] BKing: This dude with the axe.... I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing.....
[20:15] PinkiFresh: X-)
[20:15] Darkangl: who's this gay guy with the axe and the bandanna?
[20:15] BKing: hahahahhaa.
[20:15] PinkiFresh: wow...that guy gives me sad pants as well
[20:15] BKing: He's Steve Cristie.
[20:15] BKing: ROFL
[20:15] Darkangl: hi alice
[20:15] Darkangl: you're kinda hot
[20:15] Darkangl: that teenage girl looks pregnant in that hideous top
[20:16] BKing: Alice is hot man.
[20:16] BKing: especially now.
[20:16] PinkiFresh: it's a peasent top
[20:16] Darkangl: yeah she is
[20:16] BKing: she turned into a pretty good looking woman.
[20:16] josh: Liar!
[20:16] * Darkangl gets out his machette for alice
[20:16] PinkiFresh: that guy totally needs to put a shirt on
[20:16] Darkangl: yeah he does
[20:16] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:16] Darkangl: what a cheesy bastard
[20:16] PinkiFresh: don't mind me...I'm just looking a gay porn
[20:16] Darkangl: hideous hair
[20:16] josh: Nice moustache, Oh Yeah!
[20:17] BKing: you're very talented = I want to sleep with you.
[20:17] Darkangl: post coital sketches?
[20:17] BKing: ROFL
[20:17] BKing: !
[20:17] PinkiFresh: EWWWWW!
[20:17] PinkiFresh: he so SLEAZY
[20:17] Darkangl: his nipples are scaring me
[20:17] BKing: Weird Al's younger cousin.
[20:17] josh: Hahahaha
[20:17] Darkangl: yeah it does look like weird al
[20:17] BKing: yeah Friday..... THE 13th!
[20:17] PinkiFresh: Weird Al looked pretty good when he cut his hair...kinda cute
[20:17] Darkangl: I bet she's pretty hot in the sack
[20:18] josh: She runs like a girl
[20:18] BKing: ultra kinky, like a gymnast too I bet.
[20:18] BKing: lol
[20:18] Darkangl: sho nuff
[20:18] Darkangl: man I haven't listened to any of this
[20:18] PinkiFresh: waaaahhhh
[20:18] Darkangl: too busy typing
[20:18] Darkangl: ;)
[20:18] BKing: crank up the volume ass clown.
[20:18] PinkiFresh: I already know how it ends
[20:18] Darkangl: if annie gets here, tell her to get her gun
[20:19] Darkangl: or was that too esoteric of a remark for this gathering?
[20:19] BKing: ROFL
[20:19] BKing: no I got it.
[20:19] PinkiFresh: men shouldn't wear shorts like that....unless they're going to the YMCA
[20:19] Darkangl: you would gaymo
[20:19] BKing: was busy watching the scene.
[20:19] BKing: speaking of ass clowns....
[20:19] Darkangl: always watching those musicals
[20:19] PinkiFresh: bwhahahaha...gaymo
[20:19] Darkangl: holy shit
[20:19] BKing: YIKES!
[20:19] BKing: hahahahahaha
[20:19] Darkangl: I would kill his ass
[20:20] BKing: lol seriously.
[20:20] BKing: dun dun dun.....
[20:20] Darkangl: yeah seriously
[20:20] Darkangl: I'd beat him to a bloody pulp
[20:20] BKing: this is why I never hitchhike.
[20:20] Darkangl: was jason even the killer in this one?
[20:20] PinkiFresh: that's 'cause you're a hard ass
[20:20] Darkangl: I thought it was someone else
[20:20] Darkangl: his mother or something
[20:20] BKing: huh?
[20:20] BKing: shut up bitch.
[20:20] Darkangl: I dunno
[20:21] Darkangl: seems like I heard it wasn't him in this one
[20:21] josh: Jason are teh kool!
[20:21] Darkangl: her dream is to cook for a bunch of ungrateful little camp pricks?
[20:21] josh: OH NO!
[20:21] BKing: bum bum
[20:21] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:21] BKing: bum bum bum
[20:21] josh: "It's a trap!" - Admiral Ackbar
[20:21] BKing: bum bumm bummm bumm
[20:21] BKing: ROFL
[20:21] Darkangl: never catch a ride from a guy wearing a hockey mask
[20:21] BKing: jaws meets psycho.
[20:22] Darkangl: nice tuck and roll
[20:22] BKing: wait a minute.........
[20:22] BKing: a jeep....
[20:22] BKing: didn't we see a jeep in a previous scene?
[20:22] Darkangl: considering in that shot she only jumped out as it was going about 2 miles an hour
[20:22] Darkangl: who had the jeep?
[20:22] Darkangl: I missed it
[20:22] * BKing rolls eyes
[20:22] BKing: the owner of the camp who was putting the moves on Alice.
[20:22] Darkangl: oh ok
[20:23] BKing: could it be HIM?!
[20:23] Darkangl: nah
[20:23] Darkangl: the only gay serial killer movie is called HARD
[20:23] BKing: Bad flannel shirt and a jeep! It has to be him!!!!!!!!
[20:23] Darkangl: I know because they keep sending me press releases about it
[20:23] BKing: LOL
[20:24] BKing: in this scen, the cameraman was distracted by a squirrel.
[20:24] Darkangl: seriously?
[20:24] PinkiFresh: coffee!
[20:24] BKing: LOL
[20:24] BKing: no
[20:24] BKing: I see nothing.
[20:24] Darkangl: if you were a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would you be?
[20:24] Darkangl: I'd be ass flavor and put myself in everyone's sundaes
[20:24] Darkangl: :D
[20:25] BKing: ICK!
[20:25] PinkiFresh: coffee...'cause then I'd eat myself
[20:25] BKing: Kevin's bacon!
[20:25] BKing: GAYWATCH!
[20:25] Darkangl: I'd like to see you do that alex ;)
[20:25] Darkangl: that'd be a neat trick :D
[20:25] PinkiFresh: perv
[20:25] josh: OH NO!
[20:25] Darkangl: I'm not a perv
[20:25] Darkangl: I'm KING PERV
[20:25] josh: You are so
[20:25] BKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:25] Darkangl: and jordy is king lesbian ;)
[20:25] Darkangl: what happened to this guy
[20:26] PinkiFresh: ^^;; I get enough of those suggestive comments at work
[20:26] Darkangl: I wasn't watching
[20:26] josh: I am King Dead
[20:26] PinkiFresh: ahh...he's fakin'
[20:26] Darkangl: what a turd
[20:26] Darkangl: they should drown him for that
[20:26] Darkangl: that'll learn 'im
[20:26] BKing: and that was for a kiss.
[20:26] BKing: imagine what he'd pull for a blowjob.
[20:26] Darkangl: yeah baby
[20:26] PinkiFresh: I'd stick a carrot up his pooper
[20:26] Darkangl: you hot little carol burnett lookin hottie you
[20:26] BKing: ROFL
[20:26] Darkangl: black mambo :D
[20:27] BKing: mamba
[20:27] BKing: LOL
[20:27] Darkangl: guess she don't like big black snakes
[20:27] BKing: black mambo is the porno you watched yesterday.
[20:27] BKing: ROFL
[20:27] josh: Mambo #5
[20:27] BKing: hahahaha
[20:27] josh: Sissy man!
[20:27] Darkangl: HAHAHAHAHA
[20:27] Darkangl: there's a snake in here
[20:27] BKing: lol
[20:27] Darkangl: so that chick comes in and closes the door and locks them in there with it
[20:27] Darkangl: :D
[20:27] BKing: he's a pozthel tongue... or whatever. Like harry potter
[20:27] josh: How DO you call a snake?
[20:28] BKing: oh shit.
[20:28] Darkangl: oh man that's fucked up
[20:28] BKing: Ahem....
[20:28] PinkiFresh: maybe you hiss at it?
[20:28] BKing: where's the EPA and all that shit at?
[20:28] Darkangl: that's not cool man
[20:28] BKing: here comes CHIPS!
[20:28] Darkangl: they shouldn't be killing living creatures just to make a movie
[20:28] BKing: lol
[20:28] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:29] Darkangl: hey look betty! It's 2/5ths of the village people
[20:29] BKing: hahahahaha
[20:29] BKing: Me, I'm as dumb as they come. LOL
[20:29] PinkiFresh: it must be cold out there
[20:29] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:29] Darkangl: sit on it tonto
[20:29] Darkangl: nice line
[20:29] josh: What about killing creatures for a movie? Somebody bring up Italian cannibal movies?
[20:30] Darkangl: I know
[20:30] Darkangl: those are fucked up too
[20:30] BKing: lol
[20:30] josh: Cannibal Holocaust is great though
[20:30] BKing: hahahaha
[20:30] BKing: we wpm
[20:30] BKing: wpm
[20:30] BKing: wtf?
[20:30] BKing: there we go.
[20:30] Darkangl: that guy looks almost less like a cop than the two cops in suburban sasquatch
[20:31] Darkangl: at least this one had a badge
[20:31] PinkiFresh: that's not really an offraod bike
[20:31] josh: Crawfish boil!
[20:31] BKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:31] PinkiFresh: *offroad
[20:31] BKing: RALPH!
[20:31] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:31] BKing: you're doomed if you stay heeeeeeeeere!
[20:31] Darkangl: would you like a copy of the watchtower?
[20:31] BKing: this place is cursed!
[20:31] josh: RALPH! I love him! I love the bastard!
[20:31] Darkangl: :D
[20:31] BKing: CURSED!
[20:31] BKing: It's got a death curse!
[20:31] BKing: GOD SENT ME!
[20:31] BKing: I gotta warn ya! You're doomed if you stay! Go.... GO!
[20:31] Darkangl: god sent him 2 fifths of jack daniels
[20:31] BKing: damn southern baptists!
[20:31] josh: "warn ya", hahaha, i love that
[20:32] BKing: lol
[20:32] Darkangl: which apparently didn't last him long
[20:32] BKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:32] BKing: halloween theme.
[20:32] BKing: LOL
[20:32] BKing: DOOMED!
[20:32] BKing: You're all doomed!
[20:32] Darkangl: yeah and you're ugly
[20:32] Darkangl: and you smell like a brewery
[20:32] BKing: and smelly
[20:32] BKing: ROFL
[20:32] PinkiFresh: he's not so threatening riding off on the bike of his
[20:32] Darkangl: hahah
[20:33] josh: Did she say "play sex"?
[20:33] BKing: lol
[20:33] Darkangl: hey jordy
[20:33] Darkangl: does that annoying guy get killed anytime soon
[20:33] BKing: so it takes 3 people to go start the generator?
[20:33] Darkangl: I hope I hope
[20:33] BKing: he gets killed REAL good.
[20:33] Darkangl: yeah jordy
[20:33] Darkangl: they're polish
[20:33] Darkangl: :D
[20:33] BKing: wowee!
[20:33] BKing: it barely works!
[20:33] Darkangl: hey wow
[20:33] Darkangl: electricity
[20:34] Darkangl: what will they think of next
[20:34] Darkangl: how about indoor plumbing?
[20:34] BKing: he look a wet beaver!
[20:34] BKing: ROFL
[20:34] PinkiFresh: fire!
[20:34] Darkangl: nah, that's too far fetched
[20:34] josh: Dancing! Yay!
[20:34] Darkangl: you know what this movie needs?
[20:34] josh: Death?
[20:34] PinkiFresh: midgets?
[20:34] BKing: why can't I get a girl?! boo hoo.
[20:34] Darkangl: Boa and Python competing for the food supply
[20:34] josh: Dead midgets?
[20:34] Darkangl: :D
[20:34] BKing: guess I'll stroll around like an ass.
[20:34] Darkangl: man don't you be talkin shit about no midgets
[20:35] Darkangl: at least not midget chicks
[20:35] Darkangl: I loves me some midget chicks
[20:35] PinkiFresh: ...I can't believe that movie is actually coming out
[20:35] BKing: huh?!
[20:35] josh: I would kill them all if given the opportunity
[20:35] PinkiFresh: save it for discovery channel
[20:35] Darkangl: what boa vs python?
[20:35] PinkiFresh: yea
[20:35] Darkangl: I thought it was out
[20:35] BKing: yeah its out now, I saw it. It was pretty lousy.
[20:35] PinkiFresh: could be
[20:35] PinkiFresh: I'm slow
[20:35] josh: Which one had the crippled guy getting shoved down the stairs? 3?
[20:35] BKing: better than the movies that spawned it?
[20:35] Darkangl: you would see it
[20:35] PinkiFresh: I'd kill Kevin Bacon
[20:35] BKing: ahm... 2
[20:36] josh: Really?
[20:36] BKing: he gets a machete to the face and then falls down a flight of stairs in the rain.
[20:36] Darkangl: shy do you hate kevin bacon so much?
[20:36] BKing: really great scene. LOL
[20:36] BKing: she was supposed to marry him, but he got cold feet.
[20:36] PinkiFresh: I don't hate
[20:36] josh: Hahaha, definitely
[20:36] Darkangl: I liked him in tremors
[20:36] BKing: yeah!
[20:36] PinkiFresh: he just rubs me the wrong way
[20:36] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:36] Darkangl: yeah
[20:36] PinkiFresh: I just want to punch him in the face
[20:36] BKing: cripes. gotta pee brb
[20:36] Darkangl: patrick swayze does that to a lot of people too
[20:36] Darkangl: ok jordy
[20:36] Darkangl: see ya in a half hour
[20:36] PinkiFresh: yes! I don't like him either
[20:37] Darkangl: I'm impartial to patrick and kevin
[20:37] PinkiFresh: I don't like Burt Reynolds either
[20:37] josh: Swayze whooped some ass in Road House, I know that much
[20:37] Darkangl: oh I do
[20:37] Darkangl: but only in some movies
[20:37] Darkangl: like the cannonball run movies
[20:37] PinkiFresh: I hate his sleazy 70's machismo
[20:37] Darkangl: and the smokey and the bandits ones
[20:38] Darkangl: actually that's what I find funny about him
[20:38] Darkangl: BUTTCRACK!
[20:38] PinkiFresh: irratates me to no ed
[20:38] josh: Burt Reynolds was a god among men at one time
[20:38] Darkangl: excuse me sir
[20:38] Darkangl: will you be having the buffet?
[20:38] BKing: ok back.
[20:38] Darkangl: jeez that was quick
[20:38] BKing: hahahahaha
[20:38] PinkiFresh: ugh...he was icky in "Striptease"
[20:38] PinkiFresh: which made me hate Demi Moore
[20:38] BKing: ok, ow it's HER turn.
[20:38] Darkangl: who kevin bacon?
[20:38] PinkiFresh: Burt
[20:38] Darkangl: didn't know he was in it
[20:39] BKing: oh.
[20:39] Darkangl: then again
[20:39] Darkangl: I never saw the movie
[20:39] BKing: hey, there's a minstrel in the living room.
[20:39] Darkangl: why does that guitar almost sound like a harp
[20:39] BKing: oh it's him.
[20:39] BKing: he's playing Malaguene Salerosa Redux.
[20:39] Darkangl: the music isn't moving with his fingers
[20:39] PinkiFresh: it reminds me of xmas time
[20:39] BKing: that was pretty.. let's screw!
[20:39] Darkangl: notice how the guitar is facing away from the camera
[20:39] josh: STRIP!
[20:39] josh: Oh yeah!
[20:39] BKing: strip monopoly?
[20:39] Darkangl: I knew she was going to say that
[20:39] BKing: the mond boggles.
[20:40] Darkangl: yeah lets get wasted before we get wasted
[20:40] josh: Commerce and sexual organs... I like it
[20:40] BKing: that's actually Kevin Bacon moaning like a woman.
[20:40] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:40] Darkangl: damn
[20:40] josh: BAM
[20:40] Darkangl: missionary position
[20:40] Darkangl: how boring
[20:40] PinkiFresh: ewwwwwww!!!]
[20:40] BKing: I call this orgasm the silent thunder baby!
[20:40] josh: This gets kinky
[20:40] Darkangl: he's got no style
[20:41] Darkangl: was that little grunt the orgasm?
[20:41] PinkiFresh: :-X kevin butt
[20:41] Darkangl: hahahaha good he's dead
[20:41] BKing: yup
[20:41] BKing: lol
[20:41] josh: Necrophilia! Yeah!
[20:41] Darkangl: and they're doing it under his dead body
[20:41] Darkangl: how awesome is that
[20:41] Darkangl: do they ever explain why this is going on?
[20:42] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:42] BKing: why what's going on? the murders?
[20:42] BKing: or the random sex?
[20:42] Darkangl: notice how his hand never leaves her titty
[20:42] Darkangl: the murders
[20:42] Darkangl: why
[20:42] BKing: well my hand wouldn't leave her titty either.
[20:42] BKing: yeah at the end.
[20:42] Darkangl: of this movie?
[20:42] josh: Well, people are being killed.... someone is doing it
[20:42] BKing: this is great.
[20:42] PinkiFresh: icky boys
[20:43] Darkangl: damn
[20:43] josh: Man, I haven't played Monopoly in a long time
[20:43] Darkangl: put them boots back on boy
[20:43] Darkangl: your feets gots the stank
[20:43] BKing: watch Alex!
[20:43] BKing: WATCH THIS!
[20:43] BKing: YOU MUST WATCH THIS!
[20:43] BKing: Kevin gets his bacon cooked!
[20:43] PinkiFresh: o.o
[20:43] Darkangl: this is the ONLY thing I remember from this movie
[20:43] Darkangl: I think
[20:43] josh: Kevin Bacon getting stoned?
[20:43] PinkiFresh: it better not be wimpy
[20:43] josh: OH NO!!!
[20:43] Darkangl: yep
[20:44] josh: Not Kevy!
[20:44] Darkangl: damn
[20:44] Darkangl: he was a big star by then
[20:44] BKing: nope.
[20:44] Darkangl: I'm surprised he bought it so early on
[20:44] BKing: still a somewhat unknown.
[20:44] PinkiFresh: maaaan...that was weak
[20:44] Darkangl: nah
[20:44] BKing: yah
[20:44] Darkangl: red dawn, jumpin jack flash, flashdance, the godfather...
[20:44] Darkangl: he was in all that shit
[20:45] PinkiFresh: he was in godfather??
[20:45] BKing: he wasn't in fucking red dawn you schmuck!
[20:45] Darkangl: oh yeah
[20:45] BKing: ROFL
[20:45] Darkangl: well he was after I stuck my really nifty kevin bacon colorform figure to the screen ;)
[20:45] PinkiFresh: (headphones)
[20:45] BKing: hahahahahaahhaahahaha
[20:45] BKing: ROFL
[20:45] Darkangl: panties :D
[20:46] josh: No more impressions, god, please
[20:46] BKing: actually kevin's and this girls' death were slightly cut for the film.
[20:46] Darkangl: why
[20:46] BKing: a bit much for the cencors.
[20:46] BKing: censors
[20:46] BKing: sensors.
[20:46] Darkangl: censors piss me the hell off
[20:47] Darkangl: especially ones with a bible in their back pocket
[20:47] josh: Producers piss me off, for subjecting the films to the rating board
[20:47] PinkiFresh: i don't like ti when people jump out and scare you
[20:47] BKing: turn around.....
[20:47] BKing: WHACK!
[20:47] Darkangl: oh yeah
[20:47] Darkangl: screaming really helps
[20:47] josh: Haha, pwned
[20:47] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:47] Darkangl: she's teh dead
[20:47] BKing: lol
[20:48] Darkangl: :D
[20:48] PinkiFresh: oooh...axe to the face
[20:48] Darkangl: man alice is kickin ass
[20:48] josh: Wait, that would be a great pwnd pic! *starts work*
[20:48] BKing: lol
[20:48] josh: Uh oh, she has to go... will something happen? Oh, I wonder!
[20:48] Darkangl: I didn't want to see her flat hairy chest anyway
[20:49] Darkangl: hey what happened to the gay guy that runs the camp
[20:49] BKing: meanwhile at erbs' DINER
[20:49] BKing: he's right here.
[20:49] BKing: see he has a JEEP!
[20:49] Darkangl: the waitress?
[20:49] Darkangl: oh
[20:49] PinkiFresh: I'm guessing he god killed and the killer is using his jeep to frame him
[20:49] Darkangl: he's got 3 new counselors up at camp now
[20:49] PinkiFresh: oh...well...shut my face
[20:50] BKing: that waitress is a guy in drag.
[20:50] BKing: lol
[20:50] Darkangl: and that guy is just a regular drag
[20:50] BKing: ROFL
[20:50] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:50] Darkangl: I can't see!
[20:51] josh: This DVD is pretty damn dark
[20:51] Darkangl: that's why watching it on a computer is good
[20:51] Darkangl: easy to adjust the image
[20:51] BKing: well you do have the OLD version joshy
[20:52] Darkangl: I had a weird dream today
[20:52] BKing: course the movie isn't very brightly lit to begin with.
[20:52] BKing: oh christ.
[20:52] BKing: WHOA!
[20:52] BKing: creepiness.
[20:52] BKing: someone's behind the shower curtain!
[20:52] PinkiFresh: BRB
[20:52] Darkangl: religious / sex / drug / zombie / action dream
[20:52] BKing: k
[20:52] Darkangl: really bizarre
[20:52] BKing: LOL
[20:52] Darkangl: seriously
[20:53] BKing: gee I wonder why that occured. Maybe a certain book that arrived at your house is the cause.....
[20:53] BKing: LOL
[20:53] Darkangl: sharon just told me that in canada there's some thumper who's trying to get shopping on sunday banned
[20:53] BKing: ROFL
[20:53] BKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:53] Darkangl: because she doesn't think she should be forced to work as a grocery checker on sunday
[20:54] Darkangl: so she's trying to get shopping period banned on sunday
[20:54] BKing: fuck her
[20:54] Darkangl: knowing canada...they'll probably do it
[20:54] BKing: it's always ONE person.
[20:54] Darkangl: yeah
[20:54] Darkangl: is she gonna die?
[20:55] Darkangl: cause they're running out of people to kill
[20:55] BKing: pfft, yeah, like she can read.
[20:55] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:55] Darkangl: this movie sucks
[20:55] Darkangl: too much nothing in between killings
[20:55] BKing: man that's creepy.
[20:55] Darkangl: and then they cut the killing scenes short
[20:55] BKing: Some fly with a man's head is trapped in a web outside.
[20:55] BKing: ROFL
[20:56] PinkiFresh: did i tellanyone a tree fell on my house theday before?
[20:56] BKing: "Help me!"
[20:56] BKing: nope! Haha.
[20:56] BKing: you ok?
[20:56] Darkangl: no alex
[20:56] Darkangl: jeez
[20:56] Darkangl: yeah is everything ok?
[20:56] PinkiFresh: yeah
[20:56] PinkiFresh: just scared the crap ooutta me
[20:56] Darkangl: wow
[20:56] Darkangl: no cool
[20:56] PinkiFresh: i just thought of it because the trees still in my yard
[20:56] BKing: yikes
[20:57] Darkangl: is that stupid housing association supposed to clear it out?
[20:57] PinkiFresh: i'm guessing
[20:57] Darkangl: they better
[20:57] BKing: archery time
[20:57] PinkiFresh: but they're off all weekend
[20:57] Darkangl: she's gonna look like a porcupine :D
[20:57] BKing: get away from the targets!!!!!
[20:58] josh: DEAD!
[20:58] Darkangl: no
[20:58] Darkangl: more like
[20:58] Darkangl: get behind the targets
[20:58] Darkangl: oh man
[20:58] BKing: lol
[20:58] josh: It happened in Sleepaway Camp, it can happen here
[20:58] Darkangl: so she's dead and we don't even get to see it?
[20:58] BKing: time to play some zepplin
[20:58] Darkangl: this movie blows dog
[20:58] Darkangl: hope the next one was better
[20:58] josh: *horror fans beat Duane like a crack whore*
[20:58] Darkangl: this ain't horror
[20:59] PinkiFresh: it's a bit slow
[20:59] Darkangl: this isstupidor
[20:59] josh: Note I said horror fans
[20:59] * BKing rolls eyes
[20:59] BKing: don't bother Josh, it's like talking to a pencil.
[20:59] BKing: LOL
[20:59] josh: I know :)
[20:59] Darkangl: she's dead you moron
[20:59] Darkangl: everyone's dead except you two
[20:59] PinkiFresh: i've nevert talked it a pencil before
[20:59] Darkangl: so now you should have sex so he can kill the two of you
[21:00] Darkangl: and this turd can be over
[21:00] Darkangl: calling card
[21:00] BKing: yeah touch the crime scene evidence.
[21:00] BKing: it's not a turd.
[21:00] PinkiFresh: whatever my boy wants
[21:00] Darkangl: it's a brown peanut log of a turd
[21:00] BKing: right, yeah whatever you say.
[21:00] BKing: Duane infallible Martin
[21:01] Darkangl: it's a "so bad that jordy thinks it's good" turd
[21:01] Darkangl: ;)
[21:01] BKing: dude this is classic horror.
[21:01] PinkiFresh: like Q?
[21:01] BKing: that's not a classic.
[21:01] Darkangl: yeah like Q
[21:01] BKing: that's a Jordy classic
[21:01] Darkangl: hey alex
[21:01] Darkangl: wanna gang up on jordy about Q? :D
[21:01] BKing: yeah.. Mr. Accident... GREAT FUCKIN' MOVIE DUANE!
[21:02] BKing: ARGH!
[21:02] PinkiFresh: hahaha...he has no defense...it's mean to pick on the weak
[21:02] Darkangl: actually it was
[21:02] Darkangl: great slapstick
[21:02] BKing: no it was total shit.
[21:02] BKing: made me want to drop a nuke on Australia.
[21:02] PinkiFresh: hehe
[21:02] Darkangl: hey car's out of gas, let's look under the hood
[21:02] Darkangl: :D
[21:02] PinkiFresh: if i ever kill a group of teens...I'm going to kill them all at once
[21:03] Darkangl: kill them all at once
[21:03] josh: That's what school shootings are for
[21:03] Darkangl: cut off the legs from the knee down
[21:03] PinkiFresh: naahh
[21:03] josh: I say, the younger the better
[21:03] Darkangl: stand them up in sets of ten
[21:03] Darkangl: and bowl with the heads
[21:03] BKing: Ralph has a wife?
[21:03] Darkangl: :D
[21:03] PinkiFresh: i wanna be oringinal
[21:03] BKing: yikes!
[21:03] josh: The little ones don't know what to do when they see their friends die
[21:03] Darkangl: hahaha
[21:03] Darkangl: nice josh :)
[21:04] Darkangl: you should do the kindergardeners
[21:04] josh: That's the way I'll go, killing kids and a gunfight with the police, accept no substitutes
[21:04] Darkangl: those little bastards only have to go for half a day
[21:04] PinkiFresh: didn't she say it was 3 miles aheadd?
[21:04] Darkangl: while everyone else suffers
[21:04] Darkangl: what's 3 miles
[21:04] BKing: The Running Fag!
[21:04] Darkangl: damn
[21:04] PinkiFresh: I'd wanna take someone out in a way that peopoe make movies based on me
[21:05] BKing: they kicked him in the balls before killing him.
[21:05] Darkangl: he's not huffing and puffing much for someone who just ran 3 miles
[21:05] Darkangl: hahahah
[21:05] Darkangl: yeah that was a ball busted face
[21:05] Darkangl: :)
[21:05] Darkangl: who made this movie?
[21:05] BKing: Steve Miner?
[21:05] BKing: I think.
[21:06] BKing: nope.
[21:06] BKing: directed, produced by Sean Cunningham.
[21:06] BKing: 2 and 3 were directed by Steve Miner.
[21:06] Darkangl: oh ok
[21:06] Darkangl: never heard of him
[21:06] BKing: which one?
[21:06] Darkangl: I was wondering if someone famous made it
[21:06] BKing: Steve? he's big time hollywood man.
[21:07] Darkangl: sean cunningham
[21:07] BKing: this was Sean's first time making a movie
[21:07] PinkiFresh: awww...my doggy is so cute
[21:07] BKing: he got rich off of the Friday series.
[21:07] josh: I just grew up with the films, sucks I've never searched out any info on them
[21:08] josh: Somebody gonna die
[21:08] BKing: same here Josh, except I know almost all there is to know about them thanks to the wonderful world of the internet and DVDS
[21:08] josh: ... or maybe not, I have no idea. Haven't seen this since four halloweens ago.
[21:09] BKing: Lantern... why did you scare me?!
[21:09] BKing: bad lantern.
[21:09] BKing: time to put you in time out.
[21:10] BKing: I'm glad we get to see her make coffee.
[21:10] BKing: most movies neglect to show you scenes like that.
[21:10] PinkiFresh: this movie is kinda sloooooow
[21:10] Darkangl: yeah
[21:10] Darkangl: it is
[21:10] PinkiFresh: :-P no offense
[21:10] BKing: a lot of the older ones are slow.
[21:10] josh: Jaws is slow
[21:10] PinkiFresh: I never found Nigtmare on Elm Street slow
[21:10] BKing: ;p;
[21:10] BKing: lol
[21:11] josh: I did
[21:11] BKing: see it all comes down to what you're a fan of.
[21:11] Darkangl: I never really saw all of NOES
[21:11] BKing: I got em all on DVD.
[21:11] PinkiFresh: ew...don't see all of them...that was 4 days of DEATH for me
[21:11] BKing: ROFL
[21:11] BKing: I can do em all in one day straight.
[21:11] BKing: I did all 10 Fridays once.
[21:11] Darkangl: hee hee
[21:11] josh: How can you NOT see them all, it's illegal
[21:11] BKing: nearly killed me.
[21:11] BKing: look duane
[21:11] BKing: he has an arrow in the crotch
[21:12] BKing: ooch!
[21:12] PinkiFresh: all after the 3rd one make me incredibly sad
[21:12] Darkangl: more jaws music
[21:12] josh: The 3rd does rule though
[21:12] BKing: no that was clearly psycho/reanimator remix.
[21:12] BKing: hahahaha the 3D effects are so bad.
[21:12] PinkiFresh: I actually like the 2nd and 3rd one
[21:12] josh: I actually have a soft spot for Freddy's Dead, though I have been beaten by fanboys for admitting to it
[21:12] PinkiFresh: everyone hates the 2nd one...
[21:13] BKing: Ick I suddenly hate you Josh.
[21:13] BKing: Not I. I like the 2nd one.
[21:13] josh: See :D
[21:13] PinkiFresh: Freddy's dead made me want to stab a fork in my eye
[21:13] BKing: Deliverance Voorhees.
[21:13] BKing: He's like a murderous elephant man.
[21:13] josh: Ya'll just don't see it's beauty
[21:13] josh: THE POWER GLOVE MAKES AN APPEARANCE! That makes everyone elses opinion void.
[21:13] BKing: the end is in 3-D for that one Joshy.
[21:13] BKing: ROFL
[21:13] BKing: hahahaha that was great.
[21:13] PinkiFresh: no seriously....if I had to watch it again I'd kill myself
[21:13] BKing: and Alice Cooper has a cameo
[21:13] Darkangl: watch what alex?
[21:13] PinkiFresh: I LOVE ALICE COOPER
[21:14] Darkangl: sorry I had to switch to something else for a sec
[21:14] PinkiFresh: Freddy's Dead
[21:14] josh: Rosanne and Tom Arnold also stop by :D
[21:14] BKing: lol
[21:14] BKing: yup
[21:14] Darkangl: do they die?
[21:14] Darkangl: I hope
[21:14] BKing: nope
[21:14] BKing: cameo
[21:14] Darkangl: bummer
[21:14] PinkiFresh: yeah...Alice Cooper does the best as a abusive dad
[21:14] josh: Hehehe, boy, that movie is so awesome ;)
[21:14] PinkiFresh: DEEEEEAAAAAATH
[21:14] josh: Cooper also provided some tunes for Jason Lives, didn't he?
[21:14] PinkiFresh: is she maknig more coffee??
[21:14] BKing: yup
[21:14] Darkangl: alice cooper kicks ass
[21:15] BKing: Man Behind the Mask.
[21:15] josh: I'm a TEEEENAGE FRANKENSTEEEEEEEIN!
[21:15] BKing: really cheezy song but I dig it.
[21:15] PinkiFresh: Alice Cooper is my hero
[21:15] Darkangl: man what happaned to her
[21:15] Darkangl: she's still moving
[21:15] BKing: throwing corpses through a window is one of Jason's later favorite things to do.
[21:15] josh: Man Behind the Mask does indeed rule, as does Jason Lives.
[21:15] Darkangl: hey alice looks good with wood in her hand ;)
[21:15] PinkiFresh: perhaps she should get away from the window?
[21:16] PinkiFresh: i kinda liked Freddy VS Jason
[21:16] Darkangl: it stopped raining finally
[21:16] BKing: that is uber cheeze
[21:16] BKing: yup
[21:16] josh: I hated FVSJ, with a passion.
[21:16] josh: Who is that?
[21:16] BKing: Betsy Palmer.
[21:16] PinkiFresh: I found it amusing
[21:16] BKing: yeah it was amusing.
[21:16] Darkangl: she spawned the devil
[21:16] josh: I just didn't get anything from it, mostly just anger
[21:17] PinkiFresh: hehehe
[21:17] BKing: lol
[21:17] BKing: I suddenly feel comforted....
[21:17] PinkiFresh: i didn't like the part where he uses him as a pinball...that filled me with rage
[21:17] josh: It is why I'm scared of Freddy Vs. Ash Vs. Jason
[21:17] Darkangl: hahaha
[21:17] BKing: LOL
[21:17] BKing: Freddy was a badass though.
[21:17] PinkiFresh: YOU!
[21:17] Darkangl: man
[21:17] Darkangl: she's overacting
[21:18] BKing: well she never thought they'd see this movie.
[21:18] BKing: Then it became a phenomenon and hit number 1 at the box office.
[21:18] BKing: ROFL
[21:18] Darkangl: like a cross between captain kirk and dr. mccoy
[21:18] BKing: hmm.... something doesn't sit well with me....
[21:18] josh: BONES!
[21:18] BKing: something about her.....
[21:19] josh: She's... awful weird...
[21:19] PinkiFresh: she looks like she might get carniverious
[21:19] Darkangl: yeah she does
[21:19] BKing: Jason was born on Friday the 13th? unlucky little bastard.
[21:19] PinkiFresh: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
[21:19] Darkangl: see
[21:19] josh: Well, it might not have been a Friday
[21:19] Darkangl: I knew it was his mother
[21:19] BKing: no it was a Friday.
[21:19] BKing: damn it!
[21:19] BKing: LOL
[21:19] josh: I believe it!
[21:19] BKing: wanna play some .... POKER!
[21:19] BKing: HAHAHA!
[21:19] Darkangl: damn
[21:19] BKing: pun!
[21:19] josh: Kill da bitch!
[21:20] Darkangl: she should have finished the job
[21:20] PinkiFresh: totally
[21:20] PinkiFresh: she's obviously a crazy
[21:20] Darkangl: never leave a psycho killer alive when you got em down
[21:20] josh: Pffft, like that would ever happen in a slasher
[21:20] BKing: hahahahaha
[21:20] BKing: peekaboo!
[21:20] BKing: man that's creepy.
[21:20] PinkiFresh: wow though...if I was slammed in the back with a fire poker I think I'd be gimping a little bit
[21:20] BKing: split personality
[21:20] Darkangl: yeah something
[21:21] Darkangl: man she's nuts
[21:21] BKing: LOL
[21:21] josh: Hahahaha, I love this stuff
[21:21] BKing: I think betsy rules.
[21:21] BKing: too bad they couldn't get her to reprise her role in F vs J
[21:21] BKing: but she's like 80 now.
[21:21] PinkiFresh: which Ft13th is the one where JAson comes out of the water with a knife next to a boat?
[21:21] Darkangl: hahah
[21:21] BKing: take more than makeup to do the trick.
[21:21] Darkangl: is she really?
[21:21] BKing: yeah
[21:21] josh: Jason takes Manhattan?
[21:21] BKing: that's pretty vague Alex
[21:21] BKing: ROFL
[21:21] josh: It started off on the water
[21:21] BKing: that's like 4 of them at least.
[21:22] PinkiFresh: hehehe
[21:22] Darkangl: damn it
[21:22] PinkiFresh: that's all I recall
[21:22] Darkangl: neo sent a mail saying what he was doing for the roundtable
[21:22] Darkangl: but he didn't say
[21:22] BKing: what's that?
[21:22] BKing: ROFL
[21:22] BKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[21:22] Darkangl: he just said what he's doing for the next magazine
[21:22] BKing: hhahahahaha
[21:22] BKing: oh shit!
[21:22] Darkangl: man
[21:22] Darkangl: alice is worthless
[21:22] Darkangl: she's not fighting back at all
[21:22] BKing: actually, they didn't have stunt doubles so these two did kick each other's asses.
[21:22] Darkangl: must be a quaker
[21:23] Darkangl: oh there she goes
[21:23] BKing: lol
[21:23] Darkangl: and again
[21:23] BKing: wait until they head the beach.
[21:23] josh: Laying a beat down... on a middle aged woman
[21:23] BKing: it's like a feminine Normandy assault.
[21:23] Darkangl: she leaves her down and runs instead of finishing the job
[21:23] PinkiFresh: y'know...there's only, like, 100 genuine cases of slipt personality ever recorded
[21:23] PinkiFresh: wow...if I could spell...that'd be golden
[21:23] BKing: sible!
[21:23] Darkangl: there's only 100 cases of split personality too
[21:23] Darkangl: :D
[21:24] PinkiFresh: :-P
[21:24] BKing: land shark theme
[21:24] Darkangl: haha
[21:24] Darkangl: candygram
[21:24] BKing: hahahaha
[21:24] BKing: girlscout cookies.
[21:24] josh: Kill'er Mommy!
[21:24] PinkiFresh: if my son said shizznit like that I'd take him to Dr. Phil!
[21:25] josh: Dr. Phil couldn't help, you gotta beat it out of him
[21:25] BKing: The pantry... OF DEATH!
[21:25] Darkangl: you know, if yasmeen bleeth was in this movie, she wouldn't be takin this shit from an old lady like that. She's used to bitch slappin all them other crack ho's around. She'd put the crack ho beatdown on old lady voorhees
[21:25] BKing: lol
[21:25] PinkiFresh: but Dr. Phil could tell me how many symptoms of a psycho killer he has
[21:25] BKing: nah.... you coulda done better Duaner.
[21:25] Darkangl: I know
[21:25] josh: He forgot about it, had to slip it in
[21:25] Darkangl: but I missed my chance back at the lake
[21:25] Darkangl: and josh is right
[21:25] Darkangl: I forgot about it
[21:25] Darkangl: we need to do gatherings more often
[21:25] josh: I knew it! :D
[21:26] BKing: lol
[21:26] josh: Ralph would have been a perfect mate!
[21:26] BKing: tricked ya!
[21:26] Darkangl: ralph who
[21:26] BKing: booyah!
[21:26] BKing: she's a smart old minx.
[21:26] josh: The drunk dude
[21:26] BKing: throw toilet paper at her man!
[21:26] Darkangl: see
[21:26] Darkangl: she could have ended this shit twice
[21:26] BKing: here's MOMMY!
[21:26] Darkangl: and both times she let her get up
[21:26] BKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[21:26] Darkangl: she deserves to die
[21:26] BKing: third time duane.
[21:26] BKing: ROFL
[21:27] Darkangl: now she's gonna let her go a third time
[21:27] Darkangl: what a moron
[21:27] PinkiFresh: seriously...kick her in the face a few times
[21:27] Darkangl: ok now I'm pulling for mrs. voorhees
[21:27] BKing: LOL
[21:27] Darkangl: because this chick is a puss
[21:27] BKing: this is great.
[21:27] BKing: final showdown.
[21:28] josh: Final Conflict, in a battle where no one can win, who will win?
[21:28] Darkangl: man
[21:28] BKing: and once again, they actually did this.
[21:28] Darkangl: 3 fucking times she let her get back up
[21:28] BKing: no stunt doubles
[21:28] Darkangl: I can't believe this shit
[21:28] BKing: lol
[21:28] Darkangl: throw dirt in her face
[21:28] Darkangl: jeez
[21:28] josh: Hahaha
[21:28] BKing: sloooo mooooooooo
[21:29] josh: Smashing her face into dirt, priceless
[21:29] Darkangl: how come she killed everyone else so easy but alice is a pain in the ass
[21:29] josh: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO *slice*
[21:29] BKing: cause alice isn't stoned, wasn't caught fully off guard, and never had sex.
[21:29] Darkangl: oh sorry
[21:29] josh: Because they were even more 'teh suk'
[21:29] Darkangl: looks like alice is a pain in the neck ;)
[21:29] BKing: ROFL
[21:29] BKing: zing!
[21:29] josh: Punny!
[21:29] BKing: This is......
[21:29] BKing: the-ee end.
[21:29] josh: Deliverance II: Electic Boogaloo
[21:29] BKing: of
[21:29] PinkiFresh: slow mo is rarely a good idea
[21:29] Darkangl: now jason's gonna reach up out of the water and grab her right?
[21:30] BKing: the friday the 13th.... moooo vie...
[21:30] BKing: it's finally doooone.
[21:30] Darkangl: oh yeah
[21:30] BKing: but wait....
[21:30] josh: I like that music, call me a wimp
[21:30] BKing: it's good music.
[21:30] BKing: feel good music of the year.
[21:30] Darkangl: floating around in a canoe is SUCH a better idea than hopping in that jeep and driving into town to get the cops
[21:30] BKing: here we go Josh!
[21:30] josh: That's what I'm saying
[21:30] BKing: she's in shock.
[21:30] josh: Reminds me of Faith No More
[21:31] Darkangl: only if shock can be caused by a severe case of stupid
[21:31] BKing: hey bill, how'd you suppose we can get her since she's all out there.
[21:31] BKing: here we goOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[21:31] PinkiFresh: i think this is the one I was talking about...
[21:31] BKing: hahahahahahaha! ROCK ON JASON!
[21:31] josh: Goddamnit, damn that little bastard
[21:31] PinkiFresh: yup!
[21:31] Darkangl: man
[21:31] Darkangl: pissy little bitch isn't he
[21:31] Darkangl: oh crap she's alive
[21:31] PinkiFresh: he was muddy
[21:31] BKing: dude she dies in the next one.
[21:31] josh: Man, best sound effect ever :D
[21:32] Darkangl: she's too stupit to live
[21:32] Darkangl: that's stupit with a T
[21:32] Darkangl: which is stupider than stupid
[21:32] josh: stoopid, I think you mean
[21:32] Darkangl: :)
[21:32] Darkangl: no stoopid is between stupid and stupit
[21:32] BKing: you know... she slightly reminds me of Milla jovovich.
[21:32] josh: Stoopid is the secret ringleader
[21:33] josh: Yeah, I see that
[21:33] BKing: and hey, they both played a character named Alice in a horror film.
[21:33] BKing: what are the odds?!
[21:33] josh: Only this one is good
[21:33] BKing: wha?! I liked RE 1 and 2!
[21:33] josh: I hated 'em both, dargnet!
[21:33] Darkangl: she's cute
[21:33] PinkiFresh: i didn't liek 'em
[21:33] Darkangl: albeit stupit
[21:33] josh: I want Chris Redfield :(
[21:33] Darkangl: gaymo
[21:33] Darkangl: ;)
[21:33] BKing: this is the FRiday the 13th "Love Theme"
[21:33] BKing: ROFL
[21:34] Darkangl: you know
[21:34] BKing: let's see who played big goofy restaraunt guy.
[21:34] PinkiFresh: I wasn't impressed yo
[21:34] josh: "You are now entering Twin Peaks"
[21:34] Darkangl: I wanna see the second one now so I can actually see jason do something
[21:34] BKing: now listen.
[21:34] BKing: In part 2 Jason is just starting out.
[21:34] josh: Is Alex biting my ebonics stylee?
[21:34] BKing: Se he does well, but you can tell he's new at the mass slaughter thing.
[21:34] BKing: It's not until the 3rd movie that he truly finds his niche.
[21:34] Darkangl: hahahah
[21:34] BKing: LOL
[21:34] PinkiFresh: fo' sho' my brotha
[21:35] BKing: lol
[21:35] Darkangl: alex = teh ebonics schooler
[21:35] PinkiFresh: ahh...I gotta let the dogs out to pee
[21:35] BKing: gonna let this music play out.
[21:35] BKing: ok.
[21:35] BKing: I think we should do all the Friday's. LOL
[21:35] josh: Word Chica, you can get away with it now, but that shizzle best be on teh decline yo
[21:35] BKing: then all the Nightmares
[21:35] BKing: Then all the Halloweens.
[21:35] BKing: LOL
[21:35] Darkangl: hahaha
[21:35] Darkangl: no
[21:35] BKing: a bit much you say?!
[21:35] BKing: NOT FOR ME!
[21:35] Darkangl: yeah
[21:35] BKing: I'm more than human!
[21:35] Darkangl: all these would be ok I guess
[21:35] BKing: lol