Excalibur 7/18/2004

pantsman = Josh from Varied Celluloid
Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central
Sharon = Duane's wife Sharon

[18:32] *** Darkangl changes topic to 'Arthur's woman was a dirty slut!'
[18:55] *** Joins: HOT4U (~pantsman@neworleansnoc209-205-165-33.huntbrothers.com)
[18:55] HOT4U: Hot4u? How do I still have that name?
[18:55] Darkangl: because you used it last time
[18:55] Darkangl: type /nick pantsman
[18:55] HOT4U: I thought I used it as a good once, two gatherings back
[18:55] *** HOT4U is now known as pantsman
[18:56] Darkangl: no I think it was the last one
[18:56] pantsman: How did you type that without having your nick change?
[18:56] Darkangl: it's been so long since we did one it's hard to remember
[18:56] pantsman: HOT4U, hehe, I likey!
[18:56] Darkangl: because I had the word type in front of it
[18:56] Darkangl: sharon's making us some popcorn
[18:56] Darkangl: did you get the movie on dvd or vhs
[18:56] pantsman: Ahh, cool. Tell her I like buttloads of butter on it.
[18:57] pantsman: VHS, old skool
[18:57] Darkangl: bummer
[18:57] Darkangl: harder to line up the start point
[18:57] pantsman: Well, it's what happens when you suck
[18:57] Darkangl: we'll line it up just before we start
[18:57] Darkangl: otherwise your tape will stop
[18:57] pantsman: Lemme bust out that tape now...
[18:58] pantsman: A Woody Allen movie is on TCM, I have yet to see anything by that man I remotely liked
[18:59] pantsman: Got the tape in and preperations are being made
[19:00] Sharon: heelo josh :)
[19:01] Sharon: hello even
[19:01] Sharon: :)
[19:01] Darkangl: I know I can't stand him either
[19:01] Sharon: he is annoying
[19:01] Sharon: too tweaky
[19:02] Darkangl: ok anytime you're ready joshy
[19:02] pantsman: Hello Sharonista
[19:02] pantsman: Sorry, was posting on a message board for a second there
[19:02] pantsman: Where we be startin' yo?
[19:03] Sharon: np :)
[19:03] Darkangl: right after the excalibur title fades to black and the first scene is about to fade in
[19:03] pantsman: The Dark Ages
[19:03] pantsman: Alrighty, lemme watch
[19:04] Darkangl: ok lemme know when you're ready
[19:04] pantsman: I'm ready, it's on
[19:04] Darkangl: ok you ready for the countdown?
[19:05] pantsman: I am good sir
[19:05] Darkangl: ok
[19:05] Darkangl: 5
[19:05] Darkangl: 4
[19:05] Darkangl: 3
[19:05] Darkangl: 2
[19:05] Darkangl: 1
[19:05] Darkangl: go
[19:05] pantsman: PLAYED!
[19:05] pantsman: And to agree with what was said earlier, Woody Allen is a tweaky mofo
[19:05] Darkangl: get ready to get schooled buddy :)
[19:05] pantsman: I am so prepared for the schooling :D
[19:05] pantsman: Like the look of the film, and the score, so far
[19:05] Darkangl: you will love this movie
[19:06] pantsman: Sharon, have you seen it before?
[19:06] pantsman: Knights clash in the nights... clash!
[19:06] Sharon: Duane says I did but I don't remember
[19:06] pantsman: Sounds like my mom, no offense :)
[19:06] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:07] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:07] pantsman: She can't remember jack as far as movies go
[19:07] Sharon: I'm getting old :)
[19:07] pantsman: Just think of it like this, you're older than you've ever been... and now you're even older... and now you're even older... and.. okay, forget it
[19:07] pantsman: Merlin isn't white haired in this?
[19:07] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:07] Sharon: hahahahaha
[19:08] Darkangl: kinda
[19:08] Darkangl: he doesn't have a lot of hair
[19:08] pantsman: That's a song lyric, from a song called "older" by the way
[19:08] pantsman: Wait, I might have seen a piece of this before... maybe not
[19:08] pantsman: It's like Willow meets, err, King Arthur, or something
[19:09] Darkangl: nope
[19:09] pantsman: ...YES!
[19:09] pantsman: Ooh, naked dancing!
[19:10] pantsman: That chick looked like... umm, that chick from Ghost World
[19:10] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:10] Darkangl: she's not that hot
[19:10] pantsman: I pwn the English language
[19:10] Darkangl: I don't know why Uther gets a boner over her
[19:10] pantsman: Well, isn't this England?
[19:10] pantsman: Slim Pickens homey
[19:10] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:10] Darkangl: yeah
[19:10] Sharon: back then anyone who had more than 3 teeth was hot
[19:11] pantsman: Hahaha, very true
[19:11] pantsman: If a woman has a tan in England, I hear they're burned at the steak for witchcraft
[19:11] pantsman: stake, steak... stack? I have no clue
[19:12] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:12] Darkangl: stake
[19:12] pantsman: Boy, this flick is moody as a mother
[19:12] pantsman: And you make steak from vampire meat right?
[19:12] Darkangl: yes
[19:12] pantsman: Exactly :D Death by stereo!
[19:13] pantsman: So is he Arthur or Uther?
[19:13] Darkangl: I guess when you've been sweating in armor for a year and a half even a 3 toothed crosseyed bald chick would look good
[19:13] Darkangl: he's uther
[19:13] Darkangl: arther's father
[19:13] pantsman: Okay, then I literally have no idea how the king Arthur story goes
[19:14] Darkangl: arthur's
[19:14] Sharon: same here
[19:14] Darkangl: Uther gets merlin to help him get igraine
[19:14] pantsman: Reading is for lamerz ;)
[19:14] Darkangl: he has sex with her and they have the baby arthur
[19:14] Sharon: hahaha
[19:14] pantsman: So when does Merlin open his shop of mystical wonders?
[19:14] Darkangl: merlin takes arthur from them and gives him to someone else to raise
[19:14] Darkangl: he's doing it now
[19:15] pantsman: Excellent, that monkey with the chimes = freaky!
[19:15] pantsman: Then the old guy from The Wild Bunch comes out, starts reading scary stories and Arthur gives up Excalibur to Robin Hood and they all live happily ever after in England... until the virus begins to spread!
[19:16] pantsman: That's when the zombies show up, but I won't give away the ending for Sharon
[19:16] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:16] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:16] pantsman: See, I'm considerate like that
[19:16] pantsman: That's just something my mama passed on ;)
[19:16] Darkangl: I love the armor in this movie
[19:17] pantsman: Yeah, it's like... death suits seems the only term I can come up with :D
[19:17] Darkangl: yeah
[19:17] Darkangl: they're sweet
[19:17] pantsman: Uther's helmet is boss
[19:17] pantsman: Is this flick popular?
[19:18] pantsman: 'Cause I'm curious why I know nothing of it
[19:18] Darkangl: it's better to say it's well known
[19:18] pantsman: It was a hit back in the day though right?
[19:18] Darkangl: dunno
[19:18] pantsman: I'm telling you, it's the chick from, umm, that flick about Japan with Bill Murray
[19:18] Darkangl: it's always been well knows as the best king arthur movie
[19:18] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:19] pantsman: Lost in Translation, right, still can't remember that chick's name though! Gah!
[19:19] Darkangl: he doesn't even take off his armor
[19:19] Darkangl: beats me
[19:19] pantsman: Eww, this flick is getting downright dirty
[19:19] pantsman: I'm all abouts the dirt though!
[19:19] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:19] pantsman: "I'm'a splooge baby!'
[19:19] Darkangl: close your eyes joshy you're too young for this
[19:20] Darkangl: see merlin did this because he knows what the future is supposed to be
[19:20] pantsman: I know, exactly. This stuff is damaging my poor befuddled mind
[19:20] pantsman: The king! The king! My horse for a king!... dumb... what?
[19:21] Darkangl: see
[19:21] Darkangl: that's arthur
[19:21] pantsman: SCARLET JOHANNSON!!!!!!!!!
[19:21] pantsman: That's the chick!
[19:21] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:21] pantsman: Probably messed her name up, but that's essentially it. She's perrty
[19:21] Darkangl: life's little victories huh? :)
[19:21] pantsman: Exactly, it's what keeps me going :D
[19:21] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:22] pantsman: Uther's not very gentle with that baby
[19:22] pantsman: He looks like he's going to crush it when he holds him
[19:22] Darkangl: oh my god a chile seeing a titty
[19:22] Darkangl: the world's going to end
[19:22] pantsman: I would rather them see death, personally!
[19:22] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:23] pantsman: I've got a thing about killing children, never mind me
[19:23] pantsman: "Uther gone pwnz j00 W1tcH B0Y!!1!"
[19:23] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:23] pantsman: LOL OMG LOLERZ!
[19:24] pantsman: Hehe, I suck even at internet satired :D
[19:24] pantsman: I can't even spell satire!
[19:24] pantsman: I are teh s uck :(
[19:24] pantsman: DANG! That kids voice scared the pants off me!
[19:24] Sharon: she is creepy
[19:24] Darkangl: yeah she's creepy as hell ain't she :)
[19:24] pantsman: That's a she? Thought it was a girley boy
[19:25] pantsman: Uther : Merlin
[19:25] Darkangl: nope
[19:25] pantsman: .... OR, Merlin : Uther
[19:25] Darkangl: it's morgana
[19:25] pantsman: Morgana? Whozawhuzza?
[19:25] Sharon: ewwwwwwwww
[19:25] Darkangl: there ya go joshie
[19:25] Darkangl: severed arm for ya
[19:25] Sharon: nasty
[19:26] pantsman: Ya'll be knowing how much I loves me some gore!
[19:26] Darkangl: now you'll see how it ended up in the rock
[19:26] pantsman: Too bad I missed it :( I was looking at the monity
[19:26] pantsman: monitor*
[19:26] Darkangl: no you're seeing it
[19:26] pantsman: Ho, Ho, Ho! I see now
[19:27] pantsman: I missed the gore
[19:27] pantsman: Was it brutal? I'll rewind later to see the arm slicing
[19:27] Darkangl: I like merlin in this because he's not a doddering old man
[19:27] Darkangl: yeah
[19:27] Darkangl: he hacked it off at the elbow
[19:27] pantsman: You ever see the cartoon King Arthur Disney movie Sharon?
[19:27] Darkangl: squirted blood and everything
[19:27] Sharon: it was squirting
[19:28] Darkangl: there's arthur
[19:28] Darkangl: holy crap
[19:28] pantsman: Will Sharon be watching Shinjuku Triad Society with you Duane? :)
[19:28] Darkangl: the father there is Richard from keeping up appearances
[19:28] Darkangl: I never noticed that before
[19:28] Darkangl: there's patrick stewart
[19:29] pantsman: Huzzah?
[19:29] Darkangl: right there
[19:29] Darkangl: the bald guy
[19:29] Darkangl: :)
[19:29] pantsman: Patrick Stewart was on Star Trek, how's that for trivia?
[19:29] Darkangl: they're having a competition to see who earns the right to try to draw the sword
[19:29] pantsman: I should be the one to pull it
[19:30] Darkangl: look at that monk with the little tuft of hair
[19:30] Darkangl: looks like a hairy muffin on top of his head
[19:30] Darkangl: :D
[19:30] Sharon: hahahahaha
[19:30] pantsman: Hairy Muffin?
[19:31] pantsman: Is that sexual innuendo my friend?
[19:31] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:31] Darkangl: nope
[19:31] Darkangl: sometimes a hairy muffin is just a hairy muffin
[19:31] Darkangl: as freud said
[19:31] Darkangl: :D
[19:31] pantsman: And sometimes a ding dong is a chocalate treat!
[19:31] Darkangl: yep
[19:31] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:31] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:32] pantsman: Ding Dong, chocalate treat, that worked out perfectly
[19:32] Darkangl: that priest dude is sleeping there under the tree
[19:32] pantsman: It's both a true statement, and yet another sexual innuendo!
[19:32] Darkangl: he's probably got ants crawling down into his cloak
[19:32] pantsman: Pimpley red monk buttocks, nasty
[19:32] pantsman: Way to go Arthur!
[19:32] Darkangl: now the priest wakes up like "What the hell???"
[19:33] Darkangl: that guy looked like he was going to have a hernia pullin on that sword like that
[19:33] pantsman: Now, will Arthur be evil like his daddy, or a rock & roll king?
[19:33] Darkangl: he's a badass
[19:34] pantsman: Who would win in a fight, me or Arthur?
[19:34] Darkangl: arthur would own joo :D
[19:34] pantsman: Scheiss! Arthur vs. Sharon?
[19:34] Darkangl: sharon would kick his ass
[19:34] Sharon: hahaha
[19:34] Darkangl: she's been in the israeli army you know
[19:35] pantsman: Seriously?
[19:35] Sharon: air force
[19:35] Darkangl: yep
[19:35] pantsman: I was on an airplane... once...
[19:35] Darkangl: I took a poo today and had twins
[19:35] pantsman: Sadly it had no weaponry... :(
[19:35] Darkangl: that makes me king!
[19:35] Darkangl: :D
[19:36] pantsman: Good lawd!
[19:36] Sharon: can you pull the tp off the roll?
[19:36] Sharon: this will make you a king
[19:36] Darkangl: hahahahahahahah
[19:36] pantsman: Hahahahahaha, awesomeness
[19:36] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:36] Darkangl: the merlin wonky eye
[19:37] pantsman: Merlin's gonna teach Arthur some magic
[19:37] Sharon: bleah
[19:37] Darkangl: sometimes a big snake is just a big snake...
[19:37] Darkangl: sometimes...
[19:37] pantsman: And I don't mean hocus pocus
[19:37] Darkangl: ;)
[19:37] pantsman: Merlin's gone hit it!
[19:37] Darkangl: merlin looks like he's been hittin' something
[19:37] Darkangl: like a big fat jay
[19:37] pantsman: Hahahahahahaha
[19:38] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:38] pantsman: He's gone off on that PCP, that man is violent!
[19:38] Darkangl: I keep waiting for Yasmeen Bleeth to come popping out from under his robe wiping her mouth off on her sleeve
[19:38] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:38] Darkangl: well he did have that look on his face
[19:39] pantsman: Wiping her mouth... that reminds me of a scene from Shinjuku Triad Society, only, umm, not with a girl
[19:39] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[19:39] pantsman: "Merlin, will you help me to be wise?" Arthur, oh dear Arthur...
[19:39] pantsman: Is he Irish or something?
[19:40] pantsman: Scottish maybe?
[19:40] Darkangl: merlin is so great in this
[19:40] Darkangl: dunno
[19:40] Darkangl: they're in the UK somewhere
[19:40] Darkangl: cornwall or something
[19:40] pantsman: Those places are all the same to me
[19:40] pantsman: They ain't Louisiana, I tell you this
[19:40] Darkangl: there's the dirty slut now
[19:41] Darkangl: guinevere is a dirty ho
[19:41] pantsman: I don't appreciate being called names, but in this case, I love it!
[19:41] pantsman: Oh... Guinevere... Right...
[19:41] pantsman: Hey, isn't there some new flick kinda telling this story as well?
[19:41] Sharon: I think so
[19:41] Sharon: is it out yet?
[19:42] Darkangl: yes
[19:42] pantsman: I'm not sure, but I have read the word Guinevere on another forum today, so I assume it must be
[19:42] Darkangl: it's called king arthur
[19:42] Darkangl: and it's lame
[19:42] Darkangl: it's not this story
[19:42] pantsman: I shall not be seeing it
[19:42] Darkangl: they tried to make it realistic
[19:42] Darkangl: like historical
[19:42] pantsman: It does have that hottie from Pirates of the Carribean
[19:42] Darkangl: and it just came out stupid
[19:42] pantsman: She's 19 too I think
[19:43] Darkangl: nice age
[19:43] Darkangl: they're juicy at 19
[19:43] Darkangl: ;)
[19:43] pantsman: My age. We're perfect for each other.
[19:43] pantsman: It was destined to be.
[19:43] pantsman: Merlin made it so
[19:43] Darkangl: go get her joshie :D
[19:44] Sharon: big hair
[19:44] pantsman: If I can't find an Asian girl who fits all the personality traits, she's first in line ;)
[19:44] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:44] pantsman: all the right personality traits*
[19:44] Darkangl: asian girls kick ass
[19:44] pantsman: Asian girls are my obsession
[19:44] pantsman: Arthur is dubbed in that scene
[19:45] pantsman: My cat is asleep on my arm, hard to type...
[19:45] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:45] pantsman: She's insane man. I tell her to get off me, but she keeps coming back
[19:45] Darkangl: typical cat
[19:46] pantsman: The right to bear arms and give justice? What the... Dude, I want to live in ancient England?
[19:46] pantsman: !*
[19:46] pantsman: Dang, ruined it
[19:46] pantsman: Cats : Dogs
[19:46] Darkangl: here's the gay part
[19:46] Darkangl: ;)
[19:46] pantsman: Arthur & Guinevear (sp) sitting in a tree?
[19:46] Darkangl: now here's the part where the slut gets her hooks into arthur
[19:47] Darkangl: Guinevere
[19:47] pantsman: She's bad? I thought she was a good guy
[19:47] Darkangl: man
[19:47] Darkangl: yeah
[19:47] Darkangl: she becomes his wife
[19:47] pantsman: I guess she two-times him for Robin Hood, right?
[19:47] Darkangl: but then she cheats on him with lancelot
[19:47] Darkangl: which causes a rift between him and lancelot
[19:47] pantsman: I am the king sir lancealot, I like to sing and dance alot
[19:48] pantsman: Anyone ever see that episode of Lucy?
[19:48] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[19:48] Darkangl: what episode
[19:48] pantsman: The one where Ricky sings "I am the king sir lance-a-lot, I love to sing-&-dance-a-lot"
[19:48] pantsman: That's like the only thing I remember
[19:49] Darkangl: oh right
[19:49] Darkangl: yeah I remember that one
[19:49] pantsman: The music in the Background sounds a lot like the trapper song from Cannibal the musical
[19:49] Darkangl: they were doing a play
[19:49] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:49] pantsman: It's only on a few notes, but I swear, it's the trapper song!
[19:49] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:50] Darkangl: maybe that's where they got it
[19:50] pantsman: I would quote a few lyrics, but I can't remember any :D
[19:51] Sharon: I love the snowman song
[19:51] pantsman: Hehe, it's a classic! That whole flick is classic. I need it on DVD
[19:51] Sharon: especially when he is dancing in the snow
[19:51] Darkangl: yeah
[19:52] Darkangl: he's a frenchie in shiny armor
[19:52] Darkangl: see how gay he looks
[19:52] pantsman: I'd bust a cap in him myself
[19:52] pantsman: I have hip hop on my side
[19:52] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:53] pantsman: Is this where Arthur dies? Cause man, that was a short movie
[19:53] Darkangl: OUCH!
[19:53] Darkangl: no
[19:53] Darkangl: man
[19:53] Darkangl: can you imagine falling off a galloping horse in armor like that
[19:54] pantsman: Broken hip, that's all there is
[19:54] pantsman: Lance looks like Steve Buscemi
[19:54] Sharon: hahahaha
[19:54] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:54] Darkangl: no he don't
[19:55] Darkangl: no one's that ugly
[19:55] Darkangl: except steve buscemi
[19:55] pantsman: C'mon, yeah, look at him!
[19:55] Darkangl: :)
[19:55] pantsman: Steve Buscemi is my idol, well, maybe not, but he's awesome
[19:55] pantsman: ARTHUR!!!
[19:56] Darkangl: man this merlin is awesome
[19:56] pantsman: Excalibur!!
[19:56] pantsman: Yeah, he is
[19:56] pantsman: That metal helmet hair is awesome as well
[19:56] Darkangl: yeah it is
[19:56] Darkangl: I want one of those
[19:57] Darkangl: someday when I'm bald it'll be really cool
[19:57] pantsman: It's like a hard hat, glued to your skull
[19:57] Sharon: hahahahaha
[19:57] pantsman: Extra protection!
[19:57] pantsman: The music in this movie rocks
[19:58] Darkangl: yep
[19:58] Darkangl: the whole movie rocks
[19:58] pantsman: Blonde Womenz = Overrated
[19:58] Darkangl: yeah
[19:58] pantsman: Who was that in the water?
[19:58] Darkangl: I prefer black hair myself
[19:58] Sharon: that's what I keep sayin :)
[19:58] pantsman: Exactly, Black hair, followed by glowing red hair.
[19:59] pantsman: Brunettes rock
[19:59] pantsman: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Arthur isn't the king now or something?
[19:59] Darkangl: yeah he is
[19:59] Darkangl: he just got lancelot as his champion
[19:59] pantsman: Ahh, okay. I was about to say, never heard nothin' about that
[20:00] Darkangl: that's his crack pipe lighter ;)
[20:00] pantsman: Hahahahahaha
[20:00] pantsman: That takes talent
[20:00] Darkangl: Yasmeen's gonna come bustin through the crowd any moment with a bag full of rocks
[20:01] Sharon: hahaha
[20:01] pantsman: "Light me up bitch! I'm actin' to go crackin'!"
[20:01] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:01] pantsman: I have no clue what that means
[20:01] pantsman: I barely notice what I write anymore
[20:01] pantsman: Look at my reviews! ;)
[20:02] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:02] Darkangl: LMAO
[20:02] Darkangl: hahahahahahahaha
[20:02] Darkangl: :D
[20:02] Darkangl: I can think of someone's whose make less sense
[20:02] pantsman: I think I just 'pwned' myself
[20:02] Darkangl: see
[20:02] Darkangl: now she goes into full on slut mode
[20:02] Sharon: he looks like a dork
[20:02] pantsman: As Murphy would say, Ho-Bag!
[20:03] Darkangl: she's not really pretty
[20:03] Darkangl: I'm not sure what they see in her
[20:03] Sharon: she has a full set of teeth :)
[20:04] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:04] pantsman: Arthur don't look like that awesome of a catch if you ask me
[20:04] Darkangl: so she's not from around there
[20:04] Darkangl: yeah but he's a badass so he gets the womens :D
[20:05] pantsman: Should I get a sword and armor? Cause I need some way to attract the ladies, and not talking to them hasn't been working so far
[20:05] Darkangl: hey look
[20:05] Darkangl: chia priest :D
[20:05] Darkangl: that's morgana
[20:05] Darkangl: all grown up
[20:06] pantsman: Man Drink? What?
[20:06] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:06] Darkangl: notice how he snagged it
[20:06] pantsman: That's my Merlin!
[20:06] Sharon: he da man
[20:06] Sharon: :)
[20:07] Darkangl: he wears the robes so he's got room to swing around under there
[20:07] pantsman: "That's my Merlin" if I ever make a sitcom, that'll be it's title
[20:07] Darkangl: even when he's not packin' his staff...he's packin' his staff :D
[20:07] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:08] pantsman: Merlin is the John Holmes of magician peoples
[20:08] pantsman: Johnny Wad styl-ee!!
[20:09] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:09] Sharon: hahaha
[20:09] Darkangl: man
[20:09] Darkangl: pretty slim pickins on that rabbit
[20:09] pantsman: Lord, didn't know that was a rabbit. Didn't know what that was.
[20:09] Sharon: better off with a cat
[20:09] pantsman: Kitties rock, no eat them!
[20:10] Darkangl: holy crap
[20:10] Darkangl: that guy just ran for 20 days
[20:10] pantsman: Seriously? No way
[20:10] Darkangl: you know he's gotta be havin cramps now
[20:10] pantsman: I spent 11 hours at work today, and I'm nearly dead
[20:11] Darkangl: jeez
[20:11] pantsman: Yeah, Guin... whats-her-face, she ain't too hot
[20:11] Darkangl: when are you gonna get a nice lazy job at a video store
[20:11] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:11] Darkangl: konk!
[20:12] Darkangl: :D
[20:12] pantsman: Boy, that table sure is round
[20:12] Darkangl: and you expected thee round table to be square?
[20:12] pantsman: And who knows when I'll get a lazy job, but it surely would be better than what I'm doing now :(
[20:13] pantsman: I was thinking triangle
[20:13] Darkangl: horny old goat ;)
[20:13] pantsman: Merlin, I would think he would be smoother with the ladies
[20:14] pantsman: If I had powers like that, I'd be casting love potions on everybody.. well, the chicks.
[20:14] pantsman: Is it sexist of me to call women chicks Sharon?
[20:15] Sharon: i this sometimes too
[20:15] Sharon: :)
[20:15] Sharon: call women chicks I mean
[20:16] pantsman: That's all I know to do. Women be chicks, I call dudes... umm, dudes. So it's an equal disrespect sort of thing :D
[20:16] Darkangl: yep
[20:16] Darkangl: men are degraded in porn too
[20:16] pantsman: That's Liam Neeson ain't it?
[20:16] pantsman: Yeah, especially in gay porn
[20:16] Darkangl: maybe
[20:16] Darkangl: she's such a lying slut
[20:17] pantsman: I'd punch her man, straight up
[20:17] Darkangl: yep
[20:17] Darkangl: bitch slap her with the metal glove
[20:17] Sharon: ouch
[20:17] Sharon: I have some people i'd like to punch with a metal glove
[20:18] pantsman: I have some people I'd like to ram a spikey shoulder pad into :D
[20:18] Darkangl: yep
[20:18] Darkangl: if he's so worried about it he can chop off his own weiner and sack
[20:18] pantsman: I don't think any of the armor has topped Uther's just yet
[20:18] pantsman: WHOA! Naked Arthur! NOOOOO!
[20:18] Darkangl: no
[20:19] Darkangl: naked lancelot
[20:19] Darkangl: he was dreaming and...ouch!
[20:19] Darkangl: that was a REALLY nice effect there
[20:19] pantsman: That was Lancelot? Huzzah!
[20:21] pantsman: That's all it takes to be a knight? Who would I see to get myself some knighthood going on?
[20:21] Darkangl: yep
[20:21] pantsman: Either of ya'll know the queen on personal terms?
[20:21] Darkangl: I do
[20:22] Darkangl: she smells like tea and crumpets
[20:22] pantsman: Oh, sweet! Tell her to Knight me.
[20:22] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:22] pantsman: Tea and Crumpets... lousy British!
[20:22] pantsman: To all British folk who may reading this, the postings for pantsman do not reflect his beliefs nor the beliefs of The Rogue Reviewers
[20:23] pantsman: Any belief in his stupidity should strictly be beaten out of your skull
[20:24] Darkangl: looks like he's holding his crotch
[20:24] pantsman: Huzzah, is that a groin stabbing?
[20:24] Darkangl: dirty slut
[20:24] pantsman: Yasmeen... or?
[20:24] Darkangl: man she pisses me off
[20:25] Darkangl: no
[20:25] Darkangl: guinevere
[20:26] pantsman: Yeah, I figured :D
[20:26] Darkangl: man she's homely
[20:26] pantsman: You ever see Clerks?
[20:26] Darkangl: no
[20:26] Darkangl: never did
[20:26] Darkangl: it never really appealed to me
[20:27] pantsman: Everytime I watch it I'm always mad at the lead female :) Similar to your hatred for Guinevere
[20:27] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:27] Darkangl: that blonde chick there looks like shelby chong
[20:27] pantsman: Merlin's eyebrows are weird, very light colored
[20:28] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:28] Darkangl: man I'd love to bitch slap her off that horse
[20:28] pantsman: Shelby Chong? She Asian? :D
[20:28] Darkangl: you know cheech & chong
[20:29] pantsman: Don't know a Shelby Chong though, who that be?
[20:29] Darkangl: she was one of chong's wives
[20:29] Darkangl: and appeared in several of their movies
[20:29] pantsman: Like, in real life or a movie?
[20:29] Darkangl: real life
[20:29] pantsman: I've saw a few of their movies, s'alright
[20:30] Darkangl: they gonna get their come uppin's now
[20:31] pantsman: Who is?
[20:31] Sharon: they kind of repeat themselves
[20:31] pantsman: Merlin?
[20:31] pantsman: Nakedness
[20:32] Darkangl: yep
[20:32] pantsman: And a dear
[20:32] Sharon: hahaha
[20:32] pantsman: That caught me by surprise
[20:32] Darkangl: but they're about to get in trouble
[20:32] pantsman: Didn't expect boobies to be present on my TV
[20:32] pantsman: Is she with Lancelot?
[20:33] pantsman: Uh oh, uh oh.... uh oh...
[20:33] Darkangl: yep
[20:33] pantsman: Burn me! Good line
[20:33] Darkangl: now watch
[20:34] Darkangl: he finds them
[20:34] pantsman: PWNZ!
[20:34] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:34] pantsman: Whoa, that was a bit odd
[20:34] Sharon: damn snake again
[20:35] pantsman: Merlin is drunk
[20:35] Darkangl: or stoned
[20:35] pantsman: That old booze hound
[20:35] Darkangl: looks like they're hot boxin' the cave
[20:35] pantsman: They're British, what do they know of heat :)
[20:36] pantsman: Man, she slammed Merlin
[20:36] pantsman: That was just cold
[20:37] Darkangl: slut
[20:37] pantsman: Crying for her dead lover, I laugh in her general direction
[20:37] pantsman: Uh oh, is Arthur sleeping with his sis?
[20:38] Darkangl: yep
[20:38] Darkangl: she tricked him
[20:38] pantsman: Man, that just ain't right
[20:39] Darkangl: man
[20:39] Darkangl: can you imagine how fucked up it would be to get hit by lightning while wearing armor
[20:39] pantsman: I can't imagine what would happen there. Like being in a microwave or something
[20:39] pantsman: I now realize I know absolutely nothing about the tale of Arthur.
[20:40] Darkangl: well now you do
[20:40] pantsman: Not completely, but I do realize Patrick Stewart was part of the ancient tale.
[20:40] Sharon: hahaha
[20:40] Sharon: he came back in time
[20:41] Sharon: they beamed him
[20:41] Darkangl: they did that warp drive boomerang around the sun thing
[20:41] Darkangl: like they did when they went back to get the whales
[20:41] Sharon: I think Kirk was way cooler
[20:41] Darkangl: oh by far
[20:41] Darkangl: he was the coolest ever
[20:41] *** Joins: HOT4U (~pantsman@neworleansnoc209-205-165-44.huntbrothers.com)
[20:42] *** Quits: pantsman (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[20:42] Darkangl: and now he's doing priceline commercials
[20:42] *** HOT4U is now known as pantsman
[20:42] Sharon: and spock too
[20:42] Darkangl: armageddon is upon us
[20:42] pantsman: Lawd, disconnected somehow
[20:42] Darkangl: stupid modems
[20:42] Darkangl: wish you could get your dsl back
[20:43] pantsman: Perhaps someday... or never, whichever comes first
[20:43] Darkangl: speaking of creepy
[20:43] Darkangl: this is morganna's kid
[20:43] Sharon: scary helmet
[20:44] Darkangl: he looks so amazingly gay
[20:44] pantsman: SWEET MOTEHR
[20:44] pantsman: AAAARGH!
[20:44] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:44] pantsman: For all that is holy, sweet heaven, never let me see that again
[20:44] Sharon: hahahahaha
[20:44] Sharon: :D
[20:44] pantsman: TELL IT TO GO AWAY!!
[20:44] pantsman: This movie just got way more interesting
[20:44] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:44] pantsman: Eyeballs, birds, freaky kids, yikes!
[20:44] Darkangl: yep
[20:44] Darkangl: weird shit manb
[20:44] Darkangl: man
[20:45] pantsman: It's like robo demon boy
[20:45] Darkangl: see
[20:45] Darkangl: gay
[20:45] Darkangl: :D
[20:45] Sharon: it looks like a girl
[20:45] pantsman: How much longer is this flick? Pretty epic
[20:45] Darkangl: dunno
[20:45] Darkangl: it's getting closer to the end
[20:46] pantsman: That kid should be shot
[20:46] Darkangl: isn't he a creepy little bastard
[20:46] Sharon: just for being so damn ugly
[20:46] pantsman: I generally want to kill all children, but that one in particular *brrr*
[20:47] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:47] pantsman: The kid is the woman's king or something? What?
[20:48] Darkangl: that's her and arthur's son
[20:48] pantsman: From the incest sex?!
[20:48] Sharon: no wondewr it's so creepy
[20:48] pantsman: Who does the grail serve? Easy, Dr. Jones
[20:49] Darkangl: yep
[20:49] pantsman: Indiana Jones vs. Arthur, who wins?
[20:49] Darkangl: arthur
[20:49] pantsman: She's about to bone the little kid too!!!!
[20:49] Darkangl: because harrison ford's a puss
[20:50] Darkangl: yep
[20:50] pantsman: Ford may be, but Dr. Jones rocks
[20:50] Darkangl: there's definitely a sexual thing between them
[20:50] pantsman: Scary
[20:50] Darkangl: kid's got a long neck
[20:50] Sharon: not that helmet again!
[20:50] Sharon: eww
[20:50] pantsman: Did Merlin die back in that cave?
[20:50] Darkangl: no
[20:51] Darkangl: he was just sealed up in ice
[20:51] pantsman: At least the kid didn't come out with one eye or whatever like most inbreds
[20:51] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:51] pantsman: So when does the quest of the delta knights begin?
[20:51] Sharon: hahaha
[20:51] Darkangl: actually it takes several generations for problems to show up from inbreeding I think
[20:52] pantsman: So... incest r0x?
[20:52] Darkangl: I think just once is ok
[20:52] pantsman: Good information, good information...
[20:52] pantsman: :X
[20:52] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:53] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:53] Darkangl: got a hot sister I don't know about?
[20:54] pantsman: No. How about you? Perhaps one my age!? :D
[20:54] pantsman: I'M DESPERATE!!
[20:54] Darkangl: nah
[20:54] pantsman: Sharon?
[20:54] Darkangl: my sister is 45 at the end of october
[20:54] Darkangl: sharon's got 2 sisters I'd like to hit
[20:54] pantsman: Well, that just won't do I'm afraid :)
[20:54] Darkangl: :)!
[20:54] Darkangl: :)~
[20:55] Sharon: 27 and 21
[20:55] pantsman: Muar Har Har! 21, she's only a few years older/
[20:55] pantsman: Lives in Israel?
[20:55] Sharon: yes
[20:55] Darkangl: the younger one has great big titties :D
[20:55] pantsman: Israeli girls are teh h0t :D
[20:55] Darkangl: yep
[20:56] pantsman: I've got to get me a boat
[20:56] pantsman: Once I get one, I will need an address and perhaps a photograph
[20:56] Darkangl: or a good pair of waterskis :D
[20:56] Sharon: or red bull, so you can have wings :)
[20:57] Sharon: one six pack per wing
[20:57] pantsman: This is all cool with you, Sharon, right? That I'll be kidnapping... err, I mean visting your young and bodacious sister?
[20:57] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:57] Sharon: my sister is weird
[20:57] Darkangl: she'll be a good match then :)
[20:57] pantsman: I'm weird!
[20:57] Sharon: hahahaha
[20:57] pantsman: It's a perfect plan!
[20:58] pantsman: Or a Scheme, if I may
[20:58] pantsman: Gary Oldman
[20:58] pantsman: Arthur is now Gary Oldman...
[21:00] pantsman: I have completely lost the story, but it's still a neat flick regardless :D
[21:01] Sharon: this music is so over-used
[21:01] Darkangl: they found the grail
[21:01] Darkangl: arthur and the land have been restored
[21:02] Darkangl: and now he's gone to see if she has excalibur so he can get it back
[21:02] Darkangl: so he can kill his son
[21:02] pantsman: Oh... I see :D
[21:02] Darkangl: why the fuck would she need to forgive him for anything
[21:02] pantsman: Well you see... Oh, I don't know :)
[21:03] pantsman: BAM! Excalibur all up in your grill!
[21:03] Sharon: hahahahaha
[21:04] Darkangl: yeah
[21:04] Darkangl: he should have whacked her head off with it
[21:04] pantsman: There it goes, now he's off to mess some mofos up and kill his son!
[21:04] Darkangl: that'll learn her
[21:04] Darkangl: :D
[21:04] pantsman: Lern 'er good, paw
[21:04] Darkangl: yep
[21:04] pantsman: When the day comes when I have to kill my son, I hope I do it with as much style as Arthur
[21:04] Darkangl: hey stonehenge
[21:05] Darkangl: before it got fucked up by tourists
[21:05] pantsman: *Spinal Tap plays*
[21:05] Darkangl: hee hee
[21:05] pantsman: *midgets start dancing*
[21:05] pantsman: Ahh, good times :)
[21:05] Darkangl: hahahaha
[21:05] Darkangl: maybe we could fix the choreography
[21:05] Darkangl: you know, so they don't trod upon it
[21:05] Darkangl: ;)
[21:06] Sharon: hahahaha
[21:06] pantsman: Hahaha, yes, that could work
[21:06] pantsman: I need that Spinal Tap Criterion dvd
[21:06] pantsman: MERLIN!
[21:06] Darkangl: no
[21:06] Sharon: man he scared me
[21:06] Darkangl: not the criterion
[21:06] Darkangl: get the special edition
[21:06] Sharon: :D
[21:06] Darkangl: it's better than the criterion one
[21:06] Darkangl: has more stuff on it
[21:07] pantsman: Criterion is out of print though isn't it?
[21:07] Darkangl: yes
[21:07] Darkangl: it went out of print before the special edition came out I believe
[21:07] pantsman: I saw Hard Boiled on criterion oop going for $150 on ebay not too far back
[21:07] Darkangl: hey check this out
[21:08] pantsman: Whoa!
[21:08] Darkangl: he's gonna fuck her shit up now
[21:08] Darkangl: :D
[21:08] pantsman: I like that costume of hers
[21:08] pantsman: I recognize that actress, she's famous, can't remember her name though
[21:08] Sharon: she looks familiar to me too
[21:09] Darkangl: he's pissin her off now :D
[21:09] pantsman: I don't know man, to me, she's pretty hot.
[21:09] Darkangl: nah
[21:09] pantsman: I likes her
[21:10] Darkangl: certainly more doable that guenivere though
[21:10] Sharon: she sees dead people :)
[21:10] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[21:10] pantsman: She's a smoker though
[21:10] pantsman: Not my bag
[21:10] Sharon: hahahaha
[21:10] Darkangl: only in bed though ;)
[21:10] pantsman: Well, it's still bad ;)
[21:11] Darkangl: check this shit
[21:11] pantsman: DUDE! She ain't so hot no mo!
[21:11] Darkangl: yep
[21:11] pantsman: Her son is psycho man
[21:11] Darkangl: and he didn't wanna do an old bag
[21:12] Darkangl: so he killed the bitchizzle ;)
[21:12] pantsman: KILL HIM!/Jim Carrey Voice:
[21:12] pantsman: That's a Dumb & Dumber reference, too obscure, doesn't work
[21:12] Darkangl: ouch!
[21:12] Darkangl: yeah
[21:12] pantsman: This is our climatic battle I take it?
[21:12] Darkangl: it's been a long time since I seen that movie
[21:12] Darkangl: yeah
[21:13] Sharon: long movie
[21:13] pantsman: It's like Saving Private Ryan back in the olden days
[21:13] pantsman: Indeed, I'm going to get about five hours of sleep before getting up for work :D
[21:13] Darkangl: and without tom hanks being a shitty actor all over the place
[21:13] Sharon: thank god
[21:13] Sharon: tom hanks P
[21:13] Sharon: :P
[21:13] pantsman: Ya'll hate Tom Hanks?
[21:14] Sharon: don't like him very much
[21:14] pantsman: Tell me you don't hate Spielberg
[21:14] Darkangl: I despise him
[21:14] Darkangl: he's such an ass
[21:14] pantsman: Bite me, bite me to hell and back!
[21:14] Sharon: hahahaha
[21:14] pantsman: Jaws is cinematic perfection
[21:14] Darkangl: he makes lame ass movies
[21:15] pantsman: JAWS IS CINEMATIC PERFECTION!
[21:15] Sharon: I don't think I've ever seen this one
[21:15] pantsman: Jaws or Excalibur?
[21:15] Sharon: heard of it though
[21:15] Sharon: jaws
[21:15] pantsman: You've never seen Jaws?
[21:15] Darkangl: it's ok
[21:15] pantsman: Lawd!
[21:16] Darkangl: yeah
[21:16] pantsman: Okay my foot, cinematic perfection :) The perfect mix of fun, character building and all that is great in cinema.
[21:16] Darkangl: he's what's best in men
[21:16] Darkangl: except for that whole sdultery thing
[21:16] pantsman: We talking about Arthur?
[21:16] Darkangl: lancelot
[21:17] pantsman: Lancelot got what he deserved
[21:17] Darkangl: yeah
[21:17] Darkangl: jerky bastard
[21:17] pantsman: Jeez, it's like Armageddon here
[21:17] Darkangl: look at this
[21:17] pantsman: Bodies stacked everywhere
[21:17] Darkangl: man
[21:17] Darkangl: how much balls does it take to pull yourself down on a spear
[21:17] pantsman: I could do it!
[21:17] pantsman: Dare me!
[21:18] Sharon: need to have the right type of balls too :)
[21:18] pantsman: Please, let us not talk about balls and spears in the same conversation
[21:18] Darkangl: hahaha
[21:18] Sharon: hahahaha
[21:18] Darkangl: yes it's getting phallic in here :)
[21:18] pantsman: That's just some imagery I can't deal with :)
[21:18] Darkangl: that horse that was down was breathing
[21:18] Darkangl: I saw it's nose moving
[21:19] pantsman: I'd keep the sword
[21:19] pantsman: That's just me
[21:19] pantsman: I love that red sun, that's amazing
[21:19] Darkangl: yeah it's really nice
[21:20] pantsman: Do you know if there was ever a King Arthur film with a lot of puppets, ala Labrynth?
[21:20] Darkangl: nope
[21:21] pantsman: Thought I had saw something like that once
[21:21] pantsman: Guess not
[21:21] Sharon: nice catch
[21:21] pantsman: Yeah, that was pretty impressive :D
[21:21] Darkangl: she's the shizzle ;)
[21:21] pantsman: Fo' Rizzle
[21:21] Darkangl: any chick who can hold her breath that long is awesome in my book
[21:21] pantsman: Yeah, that's lung power my friend
[21:22] pantsman: John Boorman, I know that director I think
[21:22] Darkangl: ok so it's over
[21:22] Darkangl: what'd ya think
[21:22] pantsman: Well, I probably need to watch it without talking, but I thought it was pretty darn good from what I saw :)
[21:22] Darkangl: yeah it was sweet
[21:22] pantsman: Well, typing
[21:22] pantsman: Yeah, great ending as well
[21:22] Darkangl: before you return it you should catch that arm being cut off
[21:22] Darkangl: that's a sweet shot
[21:23] pantsman: Hahaha, I'll have to keep that in moind
[21:23] pantsman: mind*
[21:23] pantsman: Ahh, okay, I've really got to get in bed D-Wayne
[21:23] Darkangl: ok buddy
[21:23] Darkangl: thanks for coming
[21:23] Sharon: have a good night :)
[21:23] pantsman: No problem, these things are always a blast :D