Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey 4/2/2003

TheBKing = Jordan from the B-Movie Film Vault
cnote2000 = Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central

 

TheBKing: I think we should vote on a crappy movie after Big Trouble
TheBKing: Nothing that will hurt.
cnote2000: are we ready?
Darkangl: yeah but not a bad movie
TheBKing: Just something that's unintentionally funny.
Darkangl: some movies are just bad
TheBKing: I'm ready.
TheBKing: where are we gonna start at?
Darkangl: I am too
cnote2000: ready to go
TheBKing: 14 seconds?
cnote2000: i had to get the tape. No dvd at Hollywood
Darkangl: works for me
Darkangl: oh man
TheBKing: sheesh. Todder.
TheBKing: Your video store sucks.
Darkangl: hollywood sucks!
TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
Darkangl: :D
TheBKing: and Hollywood itself sucks.
cnote2000: Oh, I rented Red Dragon even though it said full screen and it turned out to be widescreen anyway
TheBKing: hey sweet.
Darkangl: do you have big trouble in little china on dvd jordy?
TheBKing: It's a good movie!
TheBKing: no, but I"m gonna buy it this weekend.
TheBKing: With KUNG POW!
Darkangl: sweet
TheBKing: $16.99 at Best Buy!
TheBKing: for both together.
Darkangl: we need to do terror firmer too
cnote2000: I have the tape. had it for a long time
Darkangl: seriously
TheBKing: that's a good deal.
TheBKing: cool.
TheBKing: We will man.
TheBKing: We have all the time in the world.
Darkangl: terror firmer is such a fucked up movie
TheBKing: Money wise though....
TheBKing: I think the rogues are all poor as fuck.
TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Darkangl: not me
TheBKing: Yeah I know bitch.
cnote2000: i am
TheBKing: Mr. 645 DVD man!~
Darkangl: 664 actually
TheBKing: oooohhh... excuse me.
Darkangl: should have about 6 or 8 more getting here pretty quick
TheBKing: We need to to Re-Animator at some point too.
cnote2000: how about when the interscope title comes up?
TheBKing: interscope?
TheBKing: ahm.....
cnote2000: in the movie
TheBKing: how about when it says Nelson Entertainment Presents.
TheBKing: haha
TheBKing: we don't have an interscope logo.
Darkangl: ok I'm there
Darkangl: just when it's fading in
cnote2000: ok
Darkangl: it's in the opening titles jordy
TheBKing: what time is that Duaner?
Darkangl: 21 seconds
TheBKing: 17?
TheBKing: 21
TheBKing: k
cnote2000: ready
TheBKing: ready.
Darkangl: ready
TheBKing: ok.
TheBKing: Finally a new Rogues gathering in....
TheBKing: 5
TheBKing: 4
TheBKing: 3
TheBKing: 2
TheBKing: 1
TheBKing: GO GO GO!
cnote2000: hey, it's the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2!
Darkangl: man, it's been ages since we've had a gathering
TheBKing: I know.
Darkangl: he doesn't seem like a bad guy though
TheBKing: Disney's inner sanctum!
Darkangl: he seems like someone's grandpa being silly for his grandkids
cnote2000: that's what my office is going to look like
TheBKing: LMAO!
TheBKing: NON NON NON HEINOUS!
TheBKing: hahahahahaha
TheBKing: dude if we dress like that in the future, kill me.
TheBKing: take me know God.
TheBKing: err... now.
Darkangl: hahahaha
cnote2000: whatever happened to Alex Winter?
TheBKing: ahm...
cnote2000: Keanu gets to be the One and Winter gets....nothing
Darkangl: it looks like the smurfs went shopping at the play doh clothing store
TheBKing: LMAO!
TheBKing: seriously.
Darkangl: station
cnote2000: Carlin!
Darkangl: every time they say station, we all three have to say station
TheBKing: Bad Edison.
TheBKing: Damn right!
cnote2000: Faith No More!
Darkangl: station!
TheBKing: STATION!
TheBKing: Todder!
Darkangl: she's hot
TheBKing: you forgot to say station!
cnote2000: I saw that guy in an interview recently. Doesn't look anything like that anymore
Darkangl: the faith no more guy?
cnote2000: STATION!!
cnote2000: yeah
Darkangl: hey!
Darkangl: he didn't say station
TheBKing: well apparently ALex Winter is going no where. The last "big" movie he was in was FREAKED!
TheBKing: That movie was kinda funny.
TheBKing: I liked it.
Darkangl: he was in the lost boys
Darkangl: that was cool
TheBKing: KATO!
TheBKing: lol
Darkangl: uh oh
cnote2000: never saw Freaked
Darkangl: the bad guys are going to see their play doh clothes
TheBKing: Does everyuone in this flick wear size 82 boots?
TheBKing: christ!
Darkangl: mash them all together into one yucky color
cnote2000: If he had a helmet on he'd be Vader
Darkangl: hey
TheBKing: yo?
Darkangl: you know who's got the kickinest ass big boots?
cnote2000: hey yo
Darkangl: gene simmons from kiss
cnote2000: sho'nuff!!
TheBKing: hahaha.
Darkangl: his boots kick ass
Darkangl: demon boots
cnote2000: how do they walk in those things?
TheBKing: How's it going dudes?
TheBKing: hahahaha. that's pretty cool.
TheBKing: Robo-dudes
cnote2000: hehehehehe
Darkangl: I don't know
cnote2000: Then I'll totally dodge bullets...
Darkangl: hahahahah
TheBKing: LMAO!
Darkangl: evil bill and ted are totally cooler than the real ones
TheBKing: catch you later evil dude.
TheBKing: hahahaha yep.
Darkangl: that's a stupid lookin' guitar carlin is packin
cnote2000: wasn't there a bill and ted cartoon?
cnote2000: and a tv show?
Darkangl: yeah there was
TheBKing: Bill S Preston... Esquire!
TheBKing: Ted Theodore Logan!
Darkangl: it was totally non non heinous
TheBKing: hahahahaha
cnote2000: hot medieval chicks
TheBKing: look at her boobies bounce as she hits those drums.
Darkangl: you know why alex winter hasn't been in any real flicks lately?
Darkangl: he can't play guitar worth a shit
cnote2000: why?
Darkangl: :D
TheBKing: LMAO!
cnote2000: you can tell that Keanu actually knew some
cnote2000: is that Pam Grier?
TheBKing: medieval england Iowa. hahahahahaha
Darkangl: no
Darkangl: she kinda looks like a young pam grier in a way
cnote2000: Foxy!
Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
Darkangl: shut up ted!
Darkangl: LMAO
TheBKing: hahaha
cnote2000: that look hahahahahaha
Darkangl: pretzels & cheese :D
Darkangl: the brunette chick is way hot
Darkangl: the redhead is nice too
TheBKing: WYLD STALLYNS!
cnote2000: they make the girls pack up the van!
Darkangl: hahahah
TheBKing: Dude! She's your mom!
Darkangl: hahahah
Darkangl: ted's dad
Darkangl: he's married to missy now :D
Darkangl: what a stud!
Darkangl: hahaha
Darkangl: colonel oates is talking to ted like he wants to pork him or something
cnote2000: I thought he was gonna kiss him!
Darkangl: hahahah
Darkangl: ahhhh fresh fudge!
TheBKing: Fudge packer?
Darkangl: I knew it
TheBKing: LMAO
cnote2000: On my tape there was a Slaughter video before the movie!
Darkangl: hey missy...I mean mom
TheBKing: hahahahaahahahahahaha
TheBKing: shut up Ted!
TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha.
Darkangl: hahaha
cnote2000: The good ol' mesh hat
Darkangl: pepsi co. pepsi co. product placement with pepsi co.
TheBKing: LMAO!
Darkangl: hey let me know if you guys see a radio shack
cnote2000: hehehehehe
TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Darkangl: I know when we took you out of england, we said we'd pork you like real men. But we can't even play our guitars without pissing our pants.
cnote2000: hahahahahahaha!!!
cnote2000: nice rings dudes!
Darkangl: they play better air guitar than they do real guitar
Darkangl: there's something afoot, at the circle k
Darkangl: aim for the cat!
TheBKing: Aim for the cat dude. Aim for teh cat!
TheBKing: hahahahahaha
Darkangl: damn, they missed the cat
cnote2000: like the aididas!
[19:18] Darkangl: oops
[19:18] Darkangl: wasn't timestamping
[19:18] Darkangl: I am now
[19:18] TheBKing: hey,
[19:18] Darkangl: hey
[19:18] TheBKing: I wonder if there are any mints in that eye.
[19:19] Darkangl: we could pop in the phonebooth and I could go back in time and turn on my timestamping
[19:19] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:19] cnote2000: do it dude!!
[19:19] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:19] Darkangl: they ain't puttin out
[19:20] cnote2000: man, there is a lot of product placement in this flick!
[19:20] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:20] Darkangl: let me know if you see a taco bell
[19:20] TheBKing: STATION!
[19:20] cnote2000: that's a lotta nuts!
[19:20] TheBKing: haha
[19:20] Darkangl: hahahaht
[19:20] TheBKing: Look it's Neo!
[19:21] Darkangl: they had to tilt the camera to get them both in the shot because alex is so much shorter than keanu
[19:21] TheBKing: Here comes reptiel guy.
[19:21] TheBKing: Get him kirk!
[19:21] Darkangl: the arena
[19:21] Darkangl: great episode
[19:21] cnote2000: ugghhh...Star Trek
[19:21] cnote2000: ws he chewing on that football?
[19:21] Darkangl: I think so
[19:21] TheBKing: probably.
[19:21] cnote2000: hey, I just checked IMDB. That was Pam Grier!
[19:21] Darkangl: they'd be better off bringing home pretzels & cheese
[19:22] TheBKing: dude it's us?
[19:22] Darkangl: the evil bill and ted are totally fuckin with them here
[19:22] TheBKing: I could go for some pretzels and cheese right about now.
[19:22] Darkangl: I love the looks on their faces
[19:22] cnote2000: I like how it doesn't phase them to see themselves
[19:23] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha.
[19:23] TheBKing: so stupid!
[19:23] Darkangl: hahahahahahahaha
[19:23] Darkangl: I love that look
[19:23] cnote2000: hehehehe
[19:23] Darkangl: I got a full on robot chubby!
[19:23] TheBKing: I got a full on robot chubby!
[19:23] TheBKing: lMAO!
[19:23] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:23] TheBKing: hahahaha
[19:23] Darkangl: :D
[19:23] cnote2000: I like how they tried to hide the doubles with their heads
[19:23] TheBKing: The music here's cool.
[19:23] Darkangl: yeah
[19:24] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:24] Darkangl: that other you is a real jerk
[19:24] Darkangl: he said shut your hole!
[19:24] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:24] cnote2000: I like the evil Bill and Ted
[19:24] cnote2000: Nice Fatih no More song!
[19:24] Darkangl: That's right evil ted. Put the bitch in his place.
[19:25] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:25] Darkangl: we're totally gonna kill you now
[19:25] TheBKing: and we wanna do it to.
[19:25] cnote2000: you dick Bill!!
[19:26] cnote2000: I actually knew a kid in junior high that talked like these guys
[19:26] TheBKing: good tunes here.
[19:26] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:26] Darkangl: the guy in the back isn't keanu
[19:26] TheBKing: don't we all Todder?
[19:26] Darkangl: we love you
[19:26] Darkangl: fags!
[19:26] TheBKing: we... we... we love you.
[19:26] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:26] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:26] TheBKing: Catch ya later Bill and Ted!
[19:26] Darkangl: I love how they hock loogies on them
[19:27] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:27] cnote2000: Anything with Faith No More on it is good
[19:27] cnote2000: metal clang!
[19:27] Darkangl: station!
[19:27] TheBKing: STATION!
[19:27] cnote2000: Ted's the Terminator!
[19:27] cnote2000: STATION!
[19:27] TheBKing: damn it todd!
[19:27] Darkangl: c'mon todd keep up
[19:27] TheBKing: there ya go.
[19:27] TheBKing: hahahahahha
[19:27] Darkangl: :)
[19:27] cnote2000: I don't even know what that means
[19:28] TheBKing: I mean, I know what Station means, but why do they always say it?
[19:28] Darkangl: would have been funny is the dead bill and ted each had loogies on their foreheads
[19:28] cnote2000: what does it mean?
[19:28] TheBKing: Ted///we
[19:28] TheBKing: you'll see todder.
[19:28] TheBKing: you'll see.
[19:28] TheBKing: Don't tell him Duaner.
[19:28] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[19:28] TheBKing: Death!
[19:28] cnote2000: i don't remember
[19:28] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:28] TheBKing: hahahaha
[19:28] Darkangl: this guy's awesome
[19:29] TheBKing: don't fear the reaper!
[19:29] cnote2000: the only part I remember laughing at in this movie is the Reaper "damn Right!"
[19:29] Darkangl: how's it hangin' death?
[19:29] cnote2000: William sadler rules
[19:29] Darkangl: yeah
[19:29] Darkangl: what else has he been in
[19:29] TheBKing: Nobody ever wins.
[19:29] cnote2000: Die Hard 2, Demon Knight, tons of stuff
[19:29] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:29] TheBKing: sweet.
[19:30] Darkangl: ig reakkt?
[19:30] Darkangl: oh really?
[19:30] TheBKing: Melvin.
[19:30] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:30] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:30] TheBKing: MELVIN!
[19:30] Darkangl: you're shoes are untied
[19:30] TheBKing: AHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
[19:30] Darkangl: MELVIN!
[19:30] cnote2000: hehehehehehehe
[19:30] TheBKing: I can't believe we just Melvined Death!
[19:30] Darkangl: man
[19:30] Darkangl: 50 miles is a long damn walk
[19:30] Darkangl: I guess it's not so bad when you're dead
[19:31] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:31] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:31] cnote2000: we're metal
[19:31] Darkangl: we used to be puss weeds, but now we're metal :D
[19:31] TheBKing: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
[19:31] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:31] TheBKing: take back your 25 cent vending machine rings!
[19:32] Darkangl: cheap 80's effects!
[19:32] cnote2000: Bad fx there
[19:32] Darkangl: station!
[19:32] cnote2000: STATION
[19:32] Darkangl: come on jordy bitch
[19:32] cnote2000: take that Jordan!!
[19:32] Darkangl: keep up
[19:32] TheBKing: dude, the place already is trashed.
[19:32] TheBKing: shit!
[19:32] TheBKing: STATION!
[19:32] Darkangl: you lazy bitch
[19:33] Darkangl: this fat cop here has been in a lot of stuff
[19:33] TheBKing: yeah he has.
[19:33] cnote2000: bullet time effect would have been great there!
[19:34] cnote2000: that's some good acting right there
[19:34] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[19:34] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:34] Darkangl: jazz guitar
[19:34] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:34] TheBKing: ear wax... ewwwww
[19:34] TheBKing: DONUTS!
[19:34] Darkangl: savory crullers
[19:34] TheBKing: excellent!
[19:35] cnote2000: now I'm hungry for a donut
[19:35] Darkangl: yeah they did a good job playing bill & ted
[19:35] cnote2000: totally
[19:35] TheBKing: ghandi?
[19:35] TheBKing: ann bolyn?
[19:35] TheBKing: aristotle?
[19:36] Darkangl: that guy is so gay
[19:36] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahah
[19:36] cnote2000: I'm sorry but I still think this movie sucks
[19:36] Darkangl: jeez todd
[19:36] cnote2000: I guess that
[19:36] cnote2000: that's because I love the first one so much though
[19:36] TheBKing: Dude..... she's your mom!
[19:36] Darkangl: I thought this one was way better than the first one
[19:37] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:37] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[19:37] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:37] TheBKing: Little boy you're going to hell!
[19:37] Darkangl: gay gay gay
[19:37] cnote2000: hey Duane
[19:37] Darkangl: that guy's funny
[19:37] Darkangl: what
[19:38] cnote2000: last week on Insomniac on Comedy Central the guy was in Boise
[19:38] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:38] Darkangl: oh really?
[19:38] cnote2000: don't tknow why I just thought of that
[19:38] Darkangl: where was he at
[19:38] Darkangl: there's only one real comedy club here
[19:38] Darkangl: or was he at the event center
[19:38] TheBKing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1
[19:38] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:38] TheBKing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
[19:39] Darkangl: dude this is a totally deep hole
[19:39] TheBKing: Dude this is a totally deep hole
[19:39] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:39] TheBKing: now what?
[19:39] Darkangl: breat you to it ;)
[19:39] TheBKing: I dunno....
[19:39] TheBKing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[19:39] cnote2000: I'd be doing some flips on the way down
[19:39] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:39] TheBKing: yeah hahaha.
[19:39] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[19:39] Darkangl: you know what's stupid
[19:40] TheBKing: We got totally lied to by our album covers man.
[19:40] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:40] TheBKing: what's that Duaner?
[19:40] Darkangl: religious people say that if you fuck up on earth you go to hell and suffer for all eternity
[19:40] TheBKing: Hey Devil dude! Down here!
[19:40] Darkangl: doesn't that seem awful severe for just fucking up for 60 or 70 years?
[19:40] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:40] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha.
[19:41] TheBKing: hahaha.
[19:41] cnote2000: Megadeth collection?
[19:41] Darkangl: yes todd
[19:41] Darkangl: it's a band
[19:41] cnote2000: I know... :)
[19:41] Darkangl: you probably don't know them considering your advanced age and all
[19:41] TheBKing: How's it going Beezlebub?
[19:41] cnote2000: Got three of their albums
[19:42] cnote2000: Dave Mustaine rules
[19:42] Darkangl: they should have asked him how it's hangin
[19:42] Darkangl: the devil that is
[19:42] TheBKing: hell is a maze of bad dreams.
[19:42] Darkangl: there's one line here that's stuck with me since I first saw this movie
[19:42] cnote2000: it's like the floor in Being John Malkovich
[19:43] Darkangl: when they're getting chased down the corridor in hell. Bill's all, "DUDE HELL SUCKS!!!"
[19:43] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:43] Darkangl: I still say that to this day
[19:43] cnote2000: heheheheehehehee
[19:43] TheBKing: yes sir dude.
[19:43] TheBKing: yes dude sir!
[19:43] TheBKing: yes sir sir dude!
[19:43] TheBKing: Get down and give me infinity.
[19:43] TheBKing: LOL
[19:44] Darkangl: maybe if he lets us do them girlie style
[19:44] cnote2000: silky boys? hahahahahaha
[19:44] TheBKing: silk comes from the butts of worms.
[19:45] TheBKing: too much pink for my taste.
[19:45] Darkangl: what I don't get is, if they know it's hell and that any of those rooms is gonna be fucked up, then why go in them
[19:45] Darkangl: just hang out in the hallway
[19:45] cnote2000: it looks like one of the dreams in that flick Dreamscape
[19:45] cnote2000: remember that movie?
[19:45] Darkangl: yep
[19:45] TheBKing: yeah that movie was cool.
[19:45] TheBKing: damn cobra man.
[19:45] cnote2000: creepy
[19:46] cnote2000: cobra man freaked me out
[19:46] Darkangl: yep
[19:46] TheBKing: ENERGIZER BUNNY OF DEATH!
[19:46] TheBKing: give me some sugar baby!
[19:46] Darkangl: frenchy for granny
[19:46] TheBKing: come on. Slip granny some tongue.
[19:46] TheBKing: hahaha
[19:47] TheBKing: That was Non... non non non non Heinous.
[19:47] TheBKing: Choose your own, you fag!
[19:47] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:47] TheBKing: Dude!
[19:47] TheBKing: What?!
[19:48] TheBKing: Hell Sucks!!
[19:48] Darkangl: dude! hell sucks!
[19:48] TheBKing: so The Reaper calls the shots.. not Satan or God?
[19:48] TheBKing: sheesh.
[19:48] Darkangl: yep
[19:48] Darkangl: best of seven duder
[19:48] TheBKing: best 20 out of 30
[19:49] cnote2000: this part is really funny
[19:49] Darkangl: yep
[19:49] TheBKing: You sunk my battleship.
[19:49] Darkangl: you have sank my battleship
[19:49] TheBKing: hahahahahah
[19:49] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[19:49] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:50] TheBKing: Best two out of three. hahahahaha
[19:50] TheBKing: yes way.
[19:50] TheBKing: CLUE!
[19:50] TheBKing: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
[19:50] cnote2000: Clue
[19:50] cnote2000: that's a great movie- Clue
[19:50] TheBKing: Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.
[19:50] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:51] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[19:51] TheBKing: death is a sore loser.
[19:51] TheBKing: best 3 out o 5
[19:51] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[19:51] cnote2000: death is such a bastard!
[19:51] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
[19:51] Darkangl: vibrating football
[19:51] Darkangl: hahahahahahahaha
[19:51] TheBKing: best of 7?
[19:51] TheBKing: DAMN RIGHT!
[19:51] Darkangl: damn right!
[19:51] TheBKing: TWISTER!
[19:51] TheBKing: YES!
[19:51] cnote2000: Damn Right!
[19:51] Darkangl: twister with the devil
[19:51] Darkangl: the b-side of the song runnin with the devil :)
[19:51] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:51] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[19:52] Darkangl: the reaper's got stinky feet
[19:52] Darkangl: I love the way he talks
[19:52] TheBKing: Don't patronize me!
[19:52] Darkangl: that accent is great
[19:52] Darkangl: it just makes the character
[19:52] cnote2000: totally heavy death robes!
[19:53] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:53] TheBKing: Don't Fear the Reaper!
[19:53] Darkangl: don't fear the reaper!
[19:53] TheBKing: YES!
[19:53] Darkangl: I heard that...
[19:53] TheBKing: hahahaha
[19:53] cnote2000: I need more cowbell
[19:53] TheBKing: YEAH!
[19:53] Darkangl: cowbell?
[19:53] TheBKing: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:54] TheBKing: I remember that Todder!
[19:54] TheBKing: Yeah Duaner, in an episode of SNL, they had a behind the music sketch of Blue Oyster Cult.
[19:54] Darkangl: god damn it
[19:54] TheBKing: Will Farrell was the cow bell player.
[19:54] cnote2000: Ever see the SNL sketch where Walken is a producer for the Blue Oyster Cult?
[19:54] TheBKing: It needs more cowbell.
[19:54] Darkangl: ever since this afternoon my back keeps itching in places I can't reach
[19:54] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:54] cnote2000: I got a fever...and the only prescription is more cowbell!
[19:54] TheBKing: that was awesome.
[19:54] Darkangl: it's totally irritating
[19:54] TheBKing: what cowbell?
[19:54] TheBKing: lol
[19:54] Darkangl: maybe I could get the reaper in here to scratch it with his scythe
[19:54] Darkangl: :)
[19:54] cnote2000: you know what you need duane? More Cowbell
[19:55] TheBKing: hahahahaha. they just assaulted and mugged some people in heaven.
[19:55] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:55] cnote2000: mugged two people in heaven!!
[19:55] Darkangl: three people
[19:56] Darkangl: death mugged one too :)
[19:56] TheBKing: lol
[19:56] TheBKing: Every Rose Has it's Thorn.
[19:56] TheBKing: Like Every Day has it's Dawn.
[19:56] TheBKing: shit.
[19:56] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:56] TheBKing: every night has it's dwan.
[19:56] cnote2000: Poison sucks
[19:56] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[19:56] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:57] Darkangl: no they don't
[19:57] TheBKing: Don't I know you?
[19:57] TheBKing: No....
[19:57] cnote2000: that guy looks like Ving Rhames
[19:57] Darkangl: I got their greatest hits album
[19:57] Darkangl: it's got some good stuff on it
[19:57] TheBKing: Some of Poison's music is good.
[19:57] TheBKing: probably is Todder.
[19:57] TheBKing: Why don't you go look it up. hahahaha
[19:58] cnote2000: not him
[19:58] TheBKing: oh well.
[19:58] TheBKing: Uranus.
[19:58] TheBKing: hahaha
[19:58] cnote2000: Look how uncomfortable Death looks..
[19:58] Darkangl: STATION!
[19:58] TheBKing: STATION!
[19:59] TheBKing: Damn it todd. Lagging behind again.
[19:59] TheBKing: Catcha ya later god.
[19:59] cnote2000: STATION!
[19:59] Darkangl: maybe he went for a quickie or something
[19:59] cnote2000: DAMMIT!
[19:59] Darkangl: oh there he is
[19:59] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[19:59] TheBKing: I'm sorry, they Melvined me.
[19:59] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:00] Darkangl: man they're totally trashin this place
[20:00] TheBKing: actually it was already pretty trashed.
[20:01] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:01] Darkangl: doesn't thomopolis look like a character from one of the earnest movies?
[20:01] TheBKing: yes.
[20:01] TheBKing: ANd it's Ernest.
[20:01] TheBKing: Not Earnest.
[20:01] Darkangl: especially with the angles and lighting they use on him
[20:01] TheBKing: haha
[20:01] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:01] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:01] TheBKing: phew.
[20:01] TheBKing: beat todder again.
[20:02] Darkangl: TODD!
[20:02] TheBKing: TODD!
[20:02] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:02] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:02] cnote2000: sorry...I had an e-mail come in about a job
[20:02] cnote2000: STATION!
[20:02] TheBKing: oh.
[20:02] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:02] TheBKing: anything good man.
[20:02] cnote2000: man, this movie blows
[20:02] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:02] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:02] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:02] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:02] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:02] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:02] cnote2000: nah, just a response to let me know that they got my resume
[20:02] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:02] TheBKing: oh.
[20:02] Darkangl: they said it a bunch of times
[20:02] Darkangl: they said it a bunch of times
[20:02] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:02] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:02] TheBKing: Butch and Sundance, the Early Years.
[20:02] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:03] cnote2000: STATION!!
[20:03] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:03] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:03] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:03] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:03] TheBKing: STATION
[20:03] Darkangl: twice
[20:03] TheBKing: STATION
[20:03] Darkangl: twice
[20:03] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:03] TheBKing: !!!
[20:03] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:03] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:03] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:03] TheBKing: STATION
[20:03] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:03] TheBKing: STATION
[20:04] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:04] Darkangl: TODD!
[20:04] Darkangl: leave Dana alone and play with us!
[20:04] TheBKing: God damn it todder!
[20:04] cnote2000: STATION!!!!!!!!!!
[20:04] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:04] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:04] TheBKing: good one Duaner!
[20:04] Darkangl: thanks jordy
[20:04] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:04] Darkangl: I love it when he pulls that worm out of his ear
[20:04] TheBKing: Dinner's over worm dude!
[20:04] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:04] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:04] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:04] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:04] cnote2000: poor death
[20:05] cnote2000: hey Duane, I found a wmv clip of the cowbell skit from SNL
[20:05] Darkangl: we need to only do the station thing when someone besides the station guys say it
[20:05] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:05] TheBKing: ok.
[20:05] Darkangl: otherwise we're just gonna have a big log of station
[20:05] Darkangl: :)
[20:05] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:05] cnote2000: You want the link?
[20:06] Darkangl: tryin to run over cats in the porche
[20:06] TheBKing: yeah!
[20:06] Darkangl: sure todd
[20:06] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha]
[20:06] cnote2000: http://www.darylmaxwell.com/boc/BOC_SNL.wmv
[20:06] TheBKing: styrofoam fireplace.
[20:06] cnote2000: lady humans!!
[20:06] TheBKing: Builder's emporium product placement!
[20:06] cnote2000: before Home Depot
[20:06] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:06] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:06] cnote2000: Sadler does such a good job as death
[20:07] TheBKing: yep
[20:07] Darkangl: yeah he does
[20:07] cnote2000: I still don't get the station thing
[20:07] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:07] TheBKing: do you have to.
[20:07] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:07] TheBKing: whoa evil breath.
[20:07] Darkangl: whoah! evil breath!
[20:07] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:07] TheBKing: lol
[20:07] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:07] Darkangl: I love it when death is checkin out the garden tools
[20:07] TheBKing: STATION STATION!
[20:07] cnote2000: weird station asses
[20:07] TheBKing: yeah!
[20:07] Darkangl: no jordy
[20:07] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:08] TheBKing: I know I know.
[20:08] TheBKing: It's just fun.
[20:08] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:08] cnote2000: nahhhh
[20:08] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:08] TheBKing: See you real soon.
[20:08] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:08] cnote2000: ahahahahahahahaha!!!
[20:08] TheBKing: that was great!
[20:08] cnote2000: that was an awesome line!
[20:08] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
[20:09] TheBKing: yeah it was.
[20:09] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:09] Darkangl: I'd like to know how they paid for all this shit they got in the hardware store
[20:09] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:09] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:09] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:09] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:09] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:09] TheBKing: DUDES! This is no time to be playing games!
[20:10] cnote2000: they have death with them, they don't have to pay
[20:10] Darkangl: that blob was so nasty lookin
[20:10] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:10] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:10] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:10] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:10] cnote2000: STATION!!
[20:10] cnote2000: STATION!!
[20:10] Darkangl: death was all happy :)
[20:10] cnote2000: is this Slaughter?
[20:10] TheBKing: Todd I swear you are like at least 1 minute behind.
[20:11] cnote2000: I am?
[20:11] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:11] cnote2000: welding station
[20:11] TheBKing: in your responses.
[20:11] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:11] Darkangl: well he's on vhs
[20:11] TheBKing: did you see death's eyes.
[20:11] TheBKing: Never look into the light!
[20:11] TheBKing: The song is BATTLE STATION!
[20:11] TheBKing: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:12] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:12] Darkangl: :D
[20:12] cnote2000: i remember this robots part
[20:12] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:12] cnote2000: STATION!
[20:12] TheBKing: BATTLE STATION!
[20:12] Darkangl: ahhahah
[20:12] Darkangl: both those guys were gat
[20:12] Darkangl: gay
[20:12] TheBKing: FAGS!
[20:12] TheBKing: lol
[20:12] Darkangl: man
[20:12] Darkangl: les claypool
[20:12] cnote2000: REebok
[20:13] Darkangl: how the hell does he play bass like that and sing at the same time
[20:13] cnote2000: was that Infectious Grooves?
[20:13] Darkangl: primus
[20:13] cnote2000: wait, that was PRimus
[20:13] cnote2000: can't believe I forgot about them
[20:13] TheBKing: lol
[20:13] TheBKing: see through clothing YAY!
[20:13] cnote2000: What's that song..Tommy the Cat
[20:14] Darkangl: then at the end bill and ted play a kick ass kiss song
[20:14] TheBKing: mack the knife.
[20:14] TheBKing: Yeah!
[20:14] Darkangl: from what I consider their best album
[20:14] TheBKing: and Death is on the Bass.
[20:14] Darkangl: crazy nights
[20:14] TheBKing: lol
[20:14] Darkangl: I listen to that album all the time
[20:14] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:14] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:14] cnote2000: STATION!
[20:14] TheBKing: I was pushing the cart.
[20:14] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:14] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:14] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:14] cnote2000: ySTATION!
[20:14] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:15] TheBKing: Plus you got an excellently huge martian butt!
[20:15] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:15] cnote2000: it's funny..Death is German
[20:15] cnote2000: STATION!
[20:15] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:15] cnote2000: Reaping burns a lot of calories!
[20:15] TheBKing: Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.
[20:15] TheBKing: LOL
[20:15] cnote2000: Pammy girl!
[20:15] Darkangl: you know, I don't see how those two pieces of crap could kill the sweet ass evil bill and ted
[20:16] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha.
[20:16] cnote2000: yeah, you wouldn't think it would even be a good fight
[20:16] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:16] TheBKing: STATIONS CREATIONS!
[20:16] cnote2000: STATION!
[20:17] Darkangl: so why did they just stand there and let themselves get destroyed?
[20:17] cnote2000: because this movie sucks?
[20:17] TheBKing: Cause umm... they lost their heads!
[20:17] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:17] cnote2000: STATION!
[20:17] Darkangl: no one said station
[20:18] TheBKing: poor death.
[20:18] cnote2000: Theodore..hehehehehe
[20:18] TheBKing: I know but I couldn't help it Duane.
[20:18] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:18] Darkangl: ok
[20:18] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:18] Darkangl: there
[20:18] Darkangl: feel better now?
[20:18] TheBKing: YES!
[20:18] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:18] cnote2000: I like how they're holding the heads
[20:18] Darkangl: man thomopolis' outfit looks uncomfortable
[20:18] TheBKing: I wonder how many times we said station in this gathering.
[20:18] Darkangl: thonomolous
[20:18] Darkangl: however you spell it
[20:18] TheBKing: Hypothalmous.
[20:18] cnote2000: De Nomolos
[20:19] TheBKing: thanks todder.
[20:19] cnote2000: It's Ed Solomon backwards (the screenwriter)
[20:19] Darkangl: there ya go
[20:19] Darkangl: oh no shit
[20:19] Darkangl: that's funny :D
[20:19] TheBKing: My word!
[20:19] cnote2000: he's on every channel! Even U 62 !
[20:19] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:19] TheBKing: BE THERE!
[20:19] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:19] TheBKing: Japanese Teeth Magic?
[20:20] Darkangl: what teeth?
[20:20] Darkangl: who had teeth
[20:20] cnote2000: teeth?
[20:20] Darkangl: I wanna see japanese teeth magic
[20:20] TheBKing: huh?
[20:20] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:20] TheBKing: where'd that shit come from.
[20:20] Darkangl: they were gonna go back and do it
[20:20] Darkangl: remember like they did in the first movie?
[20:21] Darkangl: it's recycled humor duder...keep up
[20:21] TheBKing: I don't even remember the first movie.
[20:21] TheBKing: That's why I rented it too. hahahaha
[20:21] TheBKing: MELVIN!
[20:21] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[20:21] cnote2000: hehehehehehe
[20:22] Darkangl: well if you had the first movie we could have done that one so todd wouldn't bitch :)
[20:22] cnote2000: can he arrest a guy from the future?
[20:22] Darkangl: man
[20:22] cnote2000: Hey...
[20:22] TheBKing: sure, then he has no future. mwahahahahahahaha.
[20:22] Darkangl: you know bill and ted gotta have rotten breath after being dead and all
[20:22] cnote2000: take it off FOxy!
[20:22] TheBKing: RUFUS?!
[20:22] cnote2000: oh shit!
[20:23] cnote2000: sit-up champion!
[20:23] TheBKing: wait we suck.
[20:23] TheBKing: let's time travel!
[20:23] Darkangl: so they had to go on a time travel trip just so they could practice to be good enough to look like they're playing over a kiss song
[20:23] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:23] TheBKing: ZZ TOP!
[20:24] TheBKing: and.......
[20:24] TheBKing: ahm....
[20:24] cnote2000: nice outfits!
[20:24] TheBKing: generic rocker.
[20:24] cnote2000: Keanu looks like an extra from Rollerball
[20:24] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:24] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:24] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:24] cnote2000: STATION!
[20:24] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:24] Darkangl: that beard is horrible
[20:25] TheBKing: DEATH on BASS!
[20:25] Darkangl: the duke of spook
[20:25] cnote2000: back up dancers for a rock band...very eighties
[20:25] Darkangl: the doc of shock
[20:25] Darkangl: the man with no tan
[20:25] cnote2000: man with no tan
[20:25] TheBKing: hahahahaha this is great.
[20:25] TheBKing: You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the Reaper.
[20:25] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:26] TheBKing: awww....
[20:26] TheBKing: this makes no sense...
[20:26] TheBKing: still I'm touched.
[20:26] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:26] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:26] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:26] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:26] TheBKing: good song
[20:26] Darkangl: kick ass song
[20:26] TheBKing: poor station.
[20:26] TheBKing: he be confused.
[20:26] Darkangl: oh shit
[20:26] Darkangl: this song isn't on crazy nights sorry
[20:27] Darkangl: it's on revenge
[20:27] TheBKing: lol
[20:27] Darkangl: which is the other kiss album I listen to all the time
[20:27] TheBKing: what's this song called again?
[20:27] Darkangl: it's on track 5
[20:27] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:27] Darkangl: god gave rock & roll to you
[20:27] TheBKing: ah.
[20:27] TheBKing: yeah figured that out in the first lyrical line.
[20:27] TheBKing: LOL
[20:27] cnote2000: yeah, this is a good song
[20:27] Darkangl: man they been doin' this for 16 months and that's all the better they can fake playing the guitar over a background track?
[20:27] TheBKing: God Gave Rock N' Roll to you.
[20:28] TheBKing: Gave Rock N' Roll to you.
[20:28] TheBKing: Gave Rock N' Roll to Everyone!
[20:28] TheBKing: Stallyn's tear up the billboard charts.
[20:28] TheBKing: Death goes solo.
[20:28] TheBKing: I think.
[20:28] TheBKing: It's in one of these papers.
[20:28] Darkangl: yep
[20:28] TheBKing: And his career flops so he goes back to the band.
[20:28] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:28] Darkangl: yep
[20:28] TheBKing: Air Guitar found to eliminate smog.
[20:28] TheBKing: LOL
[20:28] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:28] cnote2000: I wonder if their amps go to 11
[20:29] TheBKing: REaper wins indy 500
[20:29] Darkangl: reaper wins indy 500
[20:29] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:29] Darkangl: I didn't know I could run that fast
[20:29] Darkangl: :D
[20:29] TheBKing: Death to Record SOlo Album
[20:29] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:29] TheBKing: Nomolos and Missy.
[20:29] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:29] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:29] TheBKing: Bill and Ted The MOVIE!
[20:30] TheBKing: Grim Reaper in lip xync scandal!
[20:30] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:30] TheBKing: WYld Stallyn's to play Mars- STATION!
[20:30] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:30] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:30] cnote2000: Taj Mahal
[20:30] TheBKing: no...
[20:30] cnote2000: Full on First Unit!
[20:30] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:30] cnote2000: STATION!
[20:30] Darkangl: paint gang boss
[20:31] TheBKing: I wonder who played Station.
[20:31] TheBKing: Warwick Davis?
[20:31] TheBKing: Billy Barty?
[20:31] TheBKing: Lou Fondacaro?
[20:31] cnote2000: probably both
[20:31] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:31] TheBKing: Wee Will WInky?
[20:31] Darkangl: phil
[20:31] Darkangl: not lou
[20:31] cnote2000: the cast of The Terror of Tiny Town?
[20:31] TheBKing: Station as himself.
[20:31] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:31] Darkangl: man
[20:31] Darkangl: I want the terror of tiny town
[20:31] Darkangl: I wish they'd release that on dvd
[20:31] TheBKing: Bill and Ted Rap song? Very 80's.
[20:31] TheBKing: I loved how movies in the 80's had their own theme songs.
[20:31] cnote2000: yeah, it's hard to find isn't it
[20:32] TheBKing: Maniac cop 2 had a rap song.
[20:32] Darkangl: yeah
[20:32] TheBKing: Friday the 13th VI had a song by Alice Cooper.
[20:32] TheBKing: Killer Klowns had one by the Dickies.
[20:32] Darkangl: Ugly seance member
[20:32] TheBKing: There's Nothing Out there had it's own theme song.
[20:32] Darkangl: stupid seance member
[20:32] Darkangl: :D
[20:32] TheBKing: TOM ALLARD as big station.
[20:32] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:32] cnote2000: STATION!
[20:32] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:33] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:33] Darkangl: they melvined me
[20:33] TheBKing: Ed Gale and Arturo Gil
[20:33] TheBKing: STATION!
[20:33] Darkangl: STATION!
[20:33] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:33] TheBKing: that's fun.
[20:33] Darkangl: the atypical creature and makeup effects :)
[20:33] Darkangl: oh and by the way
[20:33] TheBKing: Dude could you imagine us at B-Fest?
[20:33] cnote2000: we'd be awesome!
[20:34] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:34] TheBKing: damn right.
[20:34] TheBKing: it's something to work for.
[20:34] TheBKing: LMAO
[20:34] Darkangl: Yasmine Bleeth has cleaned herself up and is out of rehab now
[20:34] TheBKing: yeah so I've heard.
[20:34] TheBKing: but they always go back.
[20:34] TheBKing: That was Non... non non... non heinous!
[20:34] Darkangl: I only mention this because we had to get a Yasmine reference in here somewhere
[20:34] Darkangl: :)
[20:34] cnote2000: she'll be back on the horse before you know it
[20:34] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:34] TheBKing: hey I got some new flicks tonight.
[20:34] TheBKing: Some unknown shit too.
[20:34] Darkangl: I thought she was into coke
[20:35] TheBKing: I dunno.
[20:35] Darkangl: ok it's over
[20:35] cnote2000: what did you get?
[20:35] TheBKing: good soundtrack.
[20:35] TheBKing: I got:
[20:36] Darkangl: Be excellent to each other, and party on!
[20:36] TheBKing: Zarkorr! The Invader Sucks but I need more Z flicks.
[20:36] Darkangl: :D
[20:36] Darkangl: what the hell is that
[20:36] TheBKing: Treasure! (has one kid from Monster Squad and one from Explorers)
[20:36] TheBKing: The Hidden
[20:36] TheBKing: Alien Space Avenger
[20:36] TheBKing: and Dr. Hackenstein
[20:36] cnote2000: where'd you pick these up?
[20:36] TheBKing: work.
[20:36] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:36] TheBKing: I've had them on the side for a while and I got yelled at for hogging them, so I bought them tonight.
[20:37] TheBKing: with my last 10 bucks.
[20:37] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:37] TheBKing: A good investment I say!
[20:37] Darkangl: dude
[20:37] Darkangl: you gotta get terror firmer
[20:37] Darkangl: just get it on half.com
[20:37] Darkangl: you can get it way cheaper
[20:37] TheBKing: dude.
[20:37] TheBKing: I'll get it when I'm ready to get it.
[20:38] TheBKing: but there's so much more out there that I want.
[20:38] TheBKing: That i NEED!
[20:38] Darkangl: no
[20:38] TheBKing: oh yeah and Todder.....
[20:38] Darkangl: you NEED terror firmer
[20:38] TheBKing: Dr. Hackenstein has ANNE RAMSEY in it.
[20:38] Darkangl: it's one of the most fucked up and funny movies ever
[20:38] TheBKing: From Goonies and Throw Momma from the Train!
[20:38] TheBKing: I know Duane.
[20:38] TheBKing: I'll get it someday.
[20:38] cnote2000: yeah
[20:38] Darkangl: ok that's the end of the log
[20:38] TheBKing: yep!
[20:39] TheBKing: Be here next time for...
[20:39] Darkangl: Jordy's being a bitch about his DVD purchases
[20:39] TheBKing: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA!
[20:39] Darkangl: Todd spent half the movie feeling up his wife
[20:39] TheBKing: Cause I'm poor dick cow!
[20:39] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:39] TheBKing: oh man....
[20:39] Darkangl: and I'm tired as hell
[20:39] TheBKing: Dudes
[20:39] TheBKing: I had an idea for a page on my site.
[20:39] TheBKing: I think it'd be totally original.
[20:39] Darkangl: save it for a minute
[20:39] Darkangl: the log's over
[20:39] TheBKing: ok.
[20:39] Darkangl: people wanna leave
[20:40] Darkangl: so you can leave now people :)
[20:40] TheBKing: sheesh