Porky's 4/30/2003

TheBKing = Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault
cnote2000 = Todd from The Monkeyhouse Lounge
Darkangl = Duane from B-Movie Central
AgonyBooth = Albert from The Agony Booth
mutantorange = Kenneth from Mutant Orange
painful = Frederik from Painful Cinema


[18:59] Darkangl: hey fred
[18:59] cnote2000: Big gathering tonight
[18:59] TheBKing: Ok. gimme a minute I gotta take a piss.
[18:59] painful: Hope I'm not too late...
[18:59] TheBKing: yeah SIX people!!!!
[18:59] Darkangl: nope
[18:59] TheBKing: wow!
[18:59] Darkangl: we haven't started yet
[18:59] painful: great
[18:59] TheBKing: yeah.
[18:59] Darkangl: we're waiting for jordan to empty his tiny little bladder
[19:00] Darkangl: hope he don't have prostate problems or we could be here all night
[19:00] Darkangl: ;)
[19:00] TheBKing: tiny nothing bitch.
[19:00] TheBKing: brb
[19:01] TheBKing: ok.
[19:01] Darkangl: hey todd
[19:01] TheBKing: lemme get my DVD.........
[19:01] mutantorange: I'm starting from the fade-up after the Fox logo on my tape.
[19:01] AgonyBooth: damn
[19:01] AgonyBooth: hurry it up
[19:01] TheBKing: where we starting at?
[19:01] TheBKing: Hey don't rush me!
[19:01] AgonyBooth: where do we start from?
[19:01] TheBKing: what's the big rush anyway?
[19:01] Darkangl: just as the 20th century fox logo begins to fade in
[19:01] mutantorange: you snotty dvd people can figure it out for yourselves.
[19:01] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:01] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[19:01] TheBKing: We are the future.
[19:01] cnote2000: ok
[19:01] mutantorange: fade in or fade out?
[19:01] AgonyBooth: i'm at 0:02 on the DVD
[19:01] TheBKing: k
[19:02] Darkangl: fade in
[19:02] TheBKing: hey before we start Duaner.
[19:02] TheBKing: run our list by them quick.
[19:02] AgonyBooth: before we start?
[19:02] AgonyBooth: okay
[19:02] TheBKing: yeah so we can argue over the roundtable instead of the next gathering.
[19:02] TheBKing: after the movie is over.
[19:02] AgonyBooth: lol.... okay
[19:03] Darkangl: oh ok
[19:03] Darkangl: next 3 gathering
[19:03] Darkangl: s
[19:03] Darkangl: in order
[19:03] mutantorange: Mole Man is ready.
[19:03] Darkangl: porky's
[19:03] mutantorange: no
[19:03] Darkangl: Batman the movie - the original tv show batman
[19:03] Darkangl: then tremors 1
[19:03] AgonyBooth: alright, sounds good to me
[19:03] Darkangl: cool
[19:03] mutantorange: Batman, no, tremors, cool.
[19:03] Darkangl: jordan hasn't seen porkys
[19:04] cnote2000: That's hilarious!!
[19:04] Darkangl: the batman movie will be a blast to rip on
[19:04] Darkangl: adam west rules! :D
[19:04] cnote2000: alright, I'm ready to go
[19:04] mutantorange: yeah but it's camp, it's no fun to rip on something that's making fun of itself.
[19:04] Darkangl: cool
[19:04] mutantorange: wait..
[19:04] Darkangl: it's still fun
[19:05] painful: hold it... my dvd is fucked up...
[19:05] AgonyBooth: come on, who said these gatherings were supposed to be fun? :)
[19:05] cnote2000: Tremors would be awesome!
[19:05] Darkangl: we were talking about doing all 3 tremors movies
[19:05] Darkangl: but I thought it would be too much
[19:05] TheBKing: yeah. LIke a rogues movie marathon.
[19:05] AgonyBooth: all 3 on the same night?
[19:05] TheBKing: just one every now and then.
[19:05] cnote2000: yikes! I don't know if I can handle part 2 again!
[19:05] mutantorange: how about Critters?
[19:05] TheBKing: oh it wasn't that bad.
[19:06] cnote2000: Yeah! Critters!
[19:06] TheBKing: Not until August.
[19:06] TheBKing: When all of them are out on DVD.
[19:06] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:06] cnote2000: What's the singers name in that flick? Johnny steele?
[19:06] mutantorange: leprechaun? there's plenty of those
[19:06] Darkangl: oh we were talking about planet of the apes too
[19:06] Darkangl: the original
[19:06] mutantorange: Troll and Troll 2
[19:06] Darkangl: I just ordered the box set today
[19:06] AgonyBooth: scanners
[19:06] TheBKing: Troll and Troll 2 are coming out on an MGM Midnite MOvies double feature.
[19:07] Darkangl: are they?
[19:07] cnote2000: Scanners would be cool with me too
[19:07] TheBKing: Yeah Johnny Steele Todder!
[19:07] Darkangl: were those any good?
[19:07] cnote2000: The Power of the Night!
[19:07] TheBKing: yep not until this summer though.
[19:07] TheBKing: YEAH!
[19:07] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:07] cnote2000: That song rules!
[19:07] TheBKing: Troll was ok.
[19:07] TheBKing: Troll 2 was atrocious.
[19:07] cnote2000: charlie rules in that flick too
[19:07] TheBKing: read my review here:
[19:07] TheBKing: http://www.geocities.com/jrgdawg/breviews/troll2.html
[19:07] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[19:07] Darkangl: shameless plug
[19:07] TheBKing: dude that kid in Critters.
[19:08] cnote2000: Nice shameless plug
[19:08] TheBKing: damn right! --- in grim reaper's voice.
[19:08] TheBKing: thank you.
[19:08] painful: I'm good to go... were do we start in the movie?
[19:08] cnote2000: Alright ramblers...let's get ramblin'
[19:08] TheBKing: That kid from Critters (as I was saying) was in a unknown zombie film called Night Life (which I happen to own).
[19:08] Darkangl: see me talk shit about jordan's taste in movies here - http://www.bmoviecentral.com/bmoviecentral/reviews/The%20Woman%20Eater.html
[19:08] mutantorange: I think I'm ready, this damn thing doesn't have a pause
[19:08] Darkangl: :D
[19:08] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:08] AgonyBooth: yeah i'm ready to go
[19:08] TheBKing: hahahahahhaahahaha
[19:08] TheBKing: ok what time on the DVDs?
[19:08] TheBKing: 3 seconds?
[19:09] mutantorange: let's fire this puppy up while the mole man's still sober
[19:09] Darkangl: I'm on 2 seconds
[19:09] TheBKing: mole man???
[19:09] TheBKing: ok.
[19:09] cnote2000: right when the fox logo fades in right?
[19:09] TheBKing: yes.
[19:09] AgonyBooth: okay
[19:09] TheBKing: Ok everyone ready?
[19:09] Darkangl: just as it does yeah
[19:09] AgonyBooth: i'm ready
[19:09] mutantorange: go go
[19:09] Darkangl: yep
[19:09] painful: I'm set...
[19:09] TheBKing: 5
[19:09] TheBKing: 4
[19:09] TheBKing: 3
[19:09] TheBKing: 2
[19:09] TheBKing: 1
[19:09] TheBKing: 0
[19:09] TheBKing: go go go
[19:09] painful: weeeeee!
[19:09] Darkangl: ok we're rockin
[19:09] TheBKing: Time to Ride the Porkchop Express!
[19:09] Darkangl: I can't think of this guy's name
[19:10] AgonyBooth: i'm the guy they get when they can't afford pat morita
[19:10] TheBKing: JAMES WONG!
[19:10] Darkangl: but it looks like he just fell out of a fortune cookie :)
[19:10] cnote2000: egg shen...chinese guy
[19:10] mutantorange: I drive the magic School Bus
[19:10] TheBKing: he's dead now.
[19:10] cnote2000: is he?
[19:10] TheBKing: sadly.
[19:10] TheBKing: yeah.
[19:10] painful: he drives the short bus...
[19:10] TheBKing: He was in a lot of kick ass stuff too.
[19:10] AgonyBooth: that guy?
[19:10] TheBKing: Tremors!
[19:10] Darkangl: then he can fall out of a coffin shaped fortune cookie :)
[19:10] TheBKing: the 3 ninjas series.
[19:10] cnote2000: yeah...leave Jack Burton alone!
[19:10] TheBKing: OH MAN!
[19:10] TheBKing: That was just wrong!
[19:10] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:10] TheBKing: funny as hell though Duane.
[19:10] Darkangl: :)
[19:10] Darkangl: he was great in tremors
[19:10] TheBKing: Leave my lover alone!
[19:10] mutantorange: yeah, blame the giant green fireball on the Chinese guy.
[19:11] TheBKing: Yeah... he coined Graboids.... right before they ate him.
[19:11] cnote2000: that was bad...but funny!
[19:11] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:11] AgonyBooth: jerry hardin, that's the other guy
[19:11] mutantorange: It's always the Chinese's fault when some wierd magic shit happens somewhere
[19:11] TheBKing: Do you believe in magic? And I hope you do...
[19:11] AgonyBooth: he was in Mitchell
[19:11] cnote2000: chinese black maginc?
[19:11] painful: if it's green it's chinese...
[19:11] mutantorange: I thought red was chinese
[19:11] cnote2000: Mitchell? Aaaarrggghhh!!!
[19:11] TheBKing: Let Kombat begin!
[19:12] mutantorange: yeah, eat that whitey!
[19:12] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:12] TheBKing: you know, that comes in handy when your car battery dies.
[19:12] cnote2000: He's got the power of that guy from Misfits of science!
[19:12] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:12] Darkangl: kurt russel kicked ass in this movie
[19:12] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:12] TheBKing: Snake Plissken.... or not.
[19:12] painful: ghosts and magic are green in china... it's tradition...
[19:12] cnote2000: Kurt Russel always kicks ass
[19:12] Darkangl: if you looked up the word butch in the dictionary you'd see his picture
[19:12] TheBKing: nah Bruce Campbell would be there.
[19:12] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[19:12] Darkangl: double shot ;)
[19:12] TheBKing: Look up Blowhard and you'll see a pic of Kurt Russel
[19:13] painful: nahhh... Bruce is next to "Chin"...
[19:13] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:13] cnote2000: your favorite head?
[19:13] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha.
[19:13] Darkangl: oh todd
[19:13] TheBKing: The check's in the mail!
[19:13] mutantorange: every trucker in the county tunes off this channel..
[19:13] Darkangl: we all like good head
[19:13] TheBKing: lol
[19:13] cnote2000: hehehehe
[19:13] Darkangl: well I don't know about jordy
[19:13] Darkangl: he's kinda swishy
[19:13] cnote2000: alot of wings and wongs in the credits
[19:13] TheBKing: Hey asshole!
[19:13] TheBKing: and Kwongs and Chongs.
[19:13] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:13] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:13] mutantorange: you're all alone in your own little universe, there.
[19:14] TheBKing: back off Duane.
[19:14] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:14] Darkangl: yeah
[19:14] TheBKing: C'mon hit those guys!
[19:14] Darkangl: I'll back away from you
[19:14] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:14] Darkangl: ;)
[19:14] TheBKing: random shot of a goose there.
[19:14] TheBKing: what the fuck was that all about?
[19:14] Darkangl: man
[19:14] cnote2000: did you know that this was written to be the sequel to Buckaroo Banzai?
[19:14] TheBKing: You could've had a close up of Kurt during that 2 second shot.
[19:14] Darkangl: he drives that truck all kinds of places where it don't look like it belongs
[19:14] TheBKing: seriously todd?
[19:15] painful: they have liberal parking in san fransisco...
[19:15] cnote2000: yeah, but the financing apparently fell through and Carpenter picked it up
[19:15] TheBKing: go figure.
[19:15] mutantorange: play you for a kidney white man
[19:15] cnote2000: Jack's got the nice mesh baseball cap
[19:15] Darkangl: buckaroo banzai sucked
[19:15] cnote2000: never like it eaither Duane
[19:15] TheBKing: I thought it was ok.
[19:15] Darkangl: now six string samurai, that was a cinematic masterpiece :)
[19:15] TheBKing: I think Peter Weller's cool though.
[19:15] TheBKing: OH FUCK YEAH!
[19:15] TheBKing: I'm on my way to Vegas.
[19:16] TheBKing: it's the la-and of the free.
[19:16] TheBKing: and we'll be rocking it all night long for all the world to see.
[19:16] cnote2000: Robocop kicks ass!
[19:16] TheBKing: damn right TOdder!
[19:16] TheBKing: "Dead or ALive, you're coming with me."
[19:16] TheBKing: Wang.... haha
[19:16] cnote2000: little early in the morning to be drinking isn't it?
[19:16] Darkangl: wang's a pissy little bastard in this scene
[19:16] cnote2000: is that Jet Li?
[19:16] painful: nahh... for them it's a late night...
[19:16] TheBKing: Nope.
[19:16] mutantorange: man, you'd think a guy named Wang would be more accomodating
[19:16] cnote2000: heheheeh
[19:16] TheBKing: it's more like Plane Lo.
[19:17] cnote2000: Long Duck Dong
[19:17] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:17] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:17] painful: does you Wang hang Lo?
[19:17] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:17] TheBKing: lhahahahahahahahaha
[19:17] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[19:17] TheBKing: machete tested
[19:17] TheBKing: Jack Burton approved.
[19:17] Darkangl: damn!
[19:17] TheBKing: It's all in the reflexes....
[19:17] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:17] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:17] AgonyBooth: i just a po chinese boy
[19:18] Darkangl: isn't it funny how shit always works when no one's lookin
[19:18] TheBKing: yep.
[19:18] TheBKing: haha
[19:18] cnote2000: carpenter and Russell need to team up on a movie again
[19:18] TheBKing: yeah.... no.
[19:18] painful: "no money now... I have to go get in trouble..."
[19:18] TheBKing: the magic's gone!
[19:18] AgonyBooth: i should have gone home and jacked off
[19:18] TheBKing: LMA!O
[19:19] mutantorange: I'm gonna be the only Wang in her life.
[19:19] cnote2000: keep your eyes on the road Jack!
[19:19] Darkangl: she's pretty but she almost looks half white
[19:19] AgonyBooth: no
[19:19] Darkangl: she doesn't look like she's right off the boat from china
[19:19] TheBKing: you know, I don't like girls with green eyes.
[19:19] painful: oh yeah... she's as chinese as I am african...
[19:19] Darkangl: yeah
[19:19] AgonyBooth: ah airplane
[19:19] Darkangl: you prefer guys with green eyes
[19:19] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:19] Darkangl: that's why you like me so much
[19:19] TheBKing: well yeah.... but...
[19:19] TheBKing: LOL
[19:19] AgonyBooth: kim cattral
[19:19] Darkangl: that's why I have to walk backwards around you
[19:19] Darkangl: ;)
[19:20] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:20] mutantorange: I prefer crunchy jade myself
[19:20] painful: miaow yin?
[19:20] TheBKing: it's XENA?!!!!
[19:20] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:20] mutantorange: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
[19:20] mutantorange: yin yin yin yin yin yin meow meow
[19:20] cnote2000: Kim Catrall was hot back then!
[19:20] AgonyBooth: haha nice glasses
[19:20] Darkangl: I remember when I saw this in the theater
[19:20] cnote2000: whoa! nice sunglasses
[19:20] TheBKing: god damn chinks!
[19:20] painful: meow gin = kitty liquor...
[19:20] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:20] AgonyBooth: kim cattral is in porky's too...
[19:20] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:20] Darkangl: I thought kim cattral was a pathetic actress
[19:21] TheBKing: Kim's kinda hot.
[19:21] mutantorange: what is the guy in the middle the fucming cyborg or something?
[19:21] Darkangl: but she sure is nice to look at
[19:21] TheBKing: me love you looooong time.
[19:21] cnote2000: she's not that great an actress
[19:21] AgonyBooth: cyborg!
[19:21] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:21] TheBKing: why is her briefcase meowing?
[19:21] cnote2000: those sunglasses are freaking me out!
[19:21] Darkangl: those sun glasses are bizarre
[19:21] TheBKing: hahahahahahah yeah they are.
[19:21] painful: aaggh... 80's overload!
[19:21] AgonyBooth: no don't! that's my only asian friend!
[19:21] Darkangl: because she brought some authentic chinese food jordy ;)
[19:22] cnote2000: nice boots Jack
[19:22] mutantorange: yeah, they have pockets in China, Kurt
[19:22] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:22] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:22] cnote2000: hehehehe
[19:22] AgonyBooth: hmm, are they in BIG trouble yet?
[19:22] AgonyBooth: or just a little trouble?
[19:22] Darkangl: I dunno
[19:22] cnote2000: not yet
[19:22] TheBKing: just a little.
[19:22] mutantorange: Big trouble, in the Not Little Parking Lot
[19:22] painful: medium perhaps?
[19:22] Darkangl: I think just little trouble
[19:22] TheBKing: go speed racer GO!
[19:22] cnote2000: where's KITT when you need him?
[19:22] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:23] AgonyBooth: haha, i didn't know those kinds of cars seat four
[19:23] mutantorange: And Devo escapes again.
[19:23] cnote2000: must pay!
[19:23] Darkangl: the big trouble comes when the guys in the big hats show up
[19:23] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:23] TheBKing: michael's sticking his dick in KITT's tailpipe.
[19:23] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[19:23] cnote2000: eeewwww
[19:23] AgonyBooth: Puma!
[19:23] TheBKing: Yeah the lampshade dudes!
[19:23] Darkangl: when trouble comes along...you must whip it!
[19:23] painful: that's sick, jordan...
[19:23] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha PUMA!
[19:23] TheBKing: what, I thought it was funny.
[19:23] Darkangl: egg shen!
[19:23] TheBKing: WONG!
[19:23] Darkangl: that's a great bus
[19:24] cnote2000: he's got the crazy eyes!
[19:24] Darkangl: I can't understand half the shit he says :)
[19:24] TheBKing: not a china man's chance.
[19:24] TheBKing: I know.
[19:24] TheBKing: Except for Chinatown.
[19:24] cnote2000: he's gotta trim those sideburns
[19:24] mutantorange: free market.
[19:24] painful: chicken race!
[19:24] AgonyBooth: fruit cart! fruit cart!
[19:24] TheBKing: CHICKEN!?
[19:24] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:24] mutantorange: extra chick!
[19:24] cnote2000: here comes the big trouble
[19:25] Darkangl: never piss off a chinese black magic master with wonky eyes!
[19:25] AgonyBooth: and they're in little china
[19:25] AgonyBooth: what a coincidence
[19:25] Darkangl: yeah
[19:25] Darkangl: you know
[19:25] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:25] mutantorange: Big Trouble in the only Chinatown alley big enough to drive a truck through
[19:25] AgonyBooth: i no talk to white guys
[19:25] Darkangl: big trouble in little italy just wouldn't have been the same
[19:25] TheBKing: fuck you white boy.
[19:25] mutantorange: you no buy!
[19:25] TheBKing: yeah.
[19:25] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:25] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:25] cnote2000: Hahahahahaha
[19:25] TheBKing: Dude!
[19:25] TheBKing: That was Lo pan!
[19:25] mutantorange: oooh, evil moustache guy
[19:25] cnote2000: Big Trouble in Little Italy! There's a sequel idea!
[19:25] TheBKing: that dirty little asshole on the corner.
[19:25] TheBKing: nah.
[19:26] TheBKing: Big Trouble in Little Jamaica
[19:26] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[19:26] TheBKing: The fighting salad tongs?
[19:26] Darkangl: why does lo pan want to be flesh anyway
[19:26] painful: the fighting salad tongs...
[19:26] AgonyBooth: way to conceal that weapon
[19:26] Darkangl: if he's just going to hang out being a bum
[19:26] Darkangl: that sucks :P
[19:26] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:26] cnote2000: Hey! It's the chinese guy from Die Hard!
[19:26] TheBKing: fred.
[19:26] painful: dammit!
[19:26] mutantorange: it's a shorter version of Gangs of New York going on right now
[19:26] cnote2000: and Lethal Weapon!
[19:26] painful: damn you jordan!
[19:26] AgonyBooth: it's the taliban!!!
[19:26] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:26] TheBKing: would you like to purchase this fine asian cutlery?
[19:26] cnote2000: and every other 80's action movie!
[19:26] mutantorange: Gangs of Little China
[19:26] Darkangl: oh yeah jack
[19:26] AgonyBooth: uh, i think they walked into a different movie
[19:26] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[19:26] Darkangl: pull out the knife
[19:26] mutantorange: mekka me day
[19:26] Darkangl: that'll help
[19:27] mutantorange: now the hopping vampires are gonna get pissed off
[19:27] painful: aaaawww... they're shooting the dead guy...
[19:27] TheBKing: They'll have to bring in Robo to save the day Ken.
[19:27] Darkangl: you know
[19:27] Darkangl: and this is just me talkin here
[19:27] AgonyBooth: yeah that should help against that Uzi
[19:27] mutantorange: what happened to respecting the ancient culture of kung fu? oh, there it is.
[19:27] AgonyBooth: ooooowwwwweeeeeeooooowwweeeee
[19:27] Darkangl: wouldn't the smart thing to do here be to start the fucking truck and backpedal the hell out of there?
[19:28] TheBKing: prepare to taste the power of our extendo telescop weapons!
[19:28] cnote2000: it is like gangs of new york
[19:28] mutantorange: prepare for the fight scene!
[19:28] cnote2000: yeah, that truck could go over anyone
[19:28] mutantorange: like a Mexican standoff, only it never gets over five feet
[19:28] AgonyBooth: AHHHHHHHHHHH
[19:28] Darkangl: now you're wearing BLACK!
[19:28] cnote2000: now we knw where scorcese steals from
[19:28] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:28] Darkangl: hey guys, let me know if you see a radio shack
[19:28] painful: yeah... where did the dues in white go?
[19:28] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:28] mutantorange: somewhere, Kurosawa
[19:28] TheBKing: yellow's better than red!
[19:28] TheBKing: no it's not!
[19:28] TheBKing: Yes it is!
[19:28] TheBKing: HIIIIIIYAAAAA!
[19:29] cnote2000: no cops in Little China I take it
[19:29] AgonyBooth: where are the blue guys?
[19:29] Darkangl: camel cigs, camel cigs, prodict placement with camel cigs
[19:29] mutantorange: Ralph Macchio's taking copious notes
[19:29] TheBKing: I am chinese Zorro.
[19:29] cnote2000: Where's Seagal?!
[19:29] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:29] mutantorange: MSG is spilling everywhere
[19:29] AgonyBooth: hahah
[19:29] TheBKing: he's eating right now Todd.
[19:29] cnote2000: that fat bastard
[19:29] TheBKing: He's cleaning out the Chinese buffet.
[19:29] AgonyBooth: seagal is having a hoagie
[19:29] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:29] TheBKing: haahaha
[19:29] TheBKing: he's eating live cats.
[19:29] AgonyBooth: we're number one!
[19:29] Darkangl: how did these guys change into the brown duds so fast
[19:30] TheBKing: Fresh Chinese food, with teh thrill of the chase.
[19:30] Darkangl: and what's with the finger thing
[19:30] painful: green!
[19:30] cnote2000: all we need now is a Matrix bullet time shot
[19:30] mutantorange: Behold, it is Zeigfreid!
[19:30] TheBKing: Raiden?
[19:30] AgonyBooth: cough cough
[19:30] Darkangl: they comparing boogers or what?
[19:30] cnote2000: Rayden!
[19:30] TheBKing: Oh this dude is Samson right?
[19:30] mutantorange: I am Lamp Man, guardian of children!
[19:30] TheBKing: Lampshade dude number 2.
[19:30] TheBKing: LMAO
[19:30] cnote2000: Lampshade man!
[19:30] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:30] painful: where the fuck do these guys shop for hats?
[19:30] Darkangl: that guy looks like he hasn't shit in a month
[19:30] cnote2000: Alright we get it!
[19:30] Darkangl: this guy has a serious case of static cling goin
[19:30] TheBKing: you know if someone pisses on that guy's boot, he's gonna fry.
[19:31] painful: it looks like they've glued wicker baskets to their heads...
[19:31] Darkangl: may I suggest bounce dryer strips
[19:31] cnote2000: Use Bounce dude
[19:31] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:31] cnote2000: dammit!
[19:31] Darkangl: hahahahahahhaa
[19:31] TheBKing: your blank shells cannot harm us!
[19:31] mutantorange: if they still had bullets what the fuck was all the martial arts about?!
[19:31] cnote2000: whoa
[19:31] TheBKing: it slices!
[19:31] TheBKing: It dices!
[19:31] Darkangl: oh gee
[19:31] TheBKing: It julians!
[19:31] cnote2000: finally!
[19:31] mutantorange: Iron Chef Vice City
[19:31] Darkangl: now they think it's a good idea to get out of there?
[19:31] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:31] Darkangl: it's about friggin time
[19:31] TheBKing: It's BED PAN!
[19:31] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:31] Darkangl: it is now
[19:31] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[19:32] mutantorange: He's a lot Lower Pan now
[19:32] painful: CLONK!
[19:32] Darkangl: he's flat as a lo pan cake :D
[19:32] AgonyBooth: it's my Puke Power
[19:32] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[19:32] painful: nice girlie shriek there from Lo Pan... :-)
[19:32] TheBKing: good one Duaner.
[19:32] Darkangl: thanks duder :)
[19:32] cnote2000: here, taste this puddle water
[19:32] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:32] mutantorange: man, the Chinese are freaks aren't they?
[19:32] TheBKing: damn right.
[19:33] Darkangl: yep
[19:33] cnote2000: this movie is insane
[19:33] TheBKing: ah, jacks' right at home here.
[19:33] Darkangl: this guy sounds like a chinese retard
[19:33] TheBKing: the three storms.
[19:33] AgonyBooth: we need to turn on the lights to kick your asses
[19:33] TheBKing: yeah really.
[19:33] TheBKing: hahahahah.
[19:33] Darkangl: notice how there's no one around
[19:34] cnote2000: nice shirt Jack
[19:34] Darkangl: middle of chinatown and no one's around
[19:34] Darkangl: hahaha
[19:34] Darkangl: jack burton in a silk kimono :D
[19:34] Darkangl: this guy's name is key luke I think
[19:34] Darkangl: something like that
[19:34] Darkangl: he's been in tons of stuff
[19:34] mutantorange: show some respect for ancient CHinese culture, Kurt.
[19:35] mutantorange: you know, since they shoot lightning and shit.
[19:35] Darkangl: yeah insurance company
[19:35] TheBKing: hey Duane?
[19:35] cnote2000: the plaid jacket
[19:35] Darkangl: my truck got jacked by some freaky chinese dude and his freaky friends
[19:35] TheBKing: Do you think, that Chinese teeth magic, is the same as Japanese teeth magic?
[19:35] Darkangl: description?
[19:35] AgonyBooth: the lords of death!
[19:35] Darkangl: well I drove over him and he stood up and shot light out of his eyes and moouth
[19:35] Darkangl: hello?
[19:35] Darkangl: hello?
[19:35] mutantorange: Smokey and the Lords of Death!
[19:36] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:36] Darkangl: GOD DAMN IT!
[19:36] AgonyBooth: hello!
[19:36] Darkangl: :D
[19:36] cnote2000: hello?
[19:36] Darkangl: what jordy
[19:36] Darkangl: yeah
[19:36] Darkangl: she's yummy
[19:36] TheBKing: thank you!
[19:36] TheBKing: christ!
[19:36] cnote2000: indeed
[19:36] Darkangl: she's got a cute nose
[19:36] TheBKing: She had a horrible line right there.
[19:36] Darkangl: and a chin thats just perfect for....uh...nevermind
[19:36] TheBKing: Don't fear me, I'm Gracie Law, Attorney at law!
[19:37] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:37] Darkangl: never fear! Gracie's here!
[19:37] AgonyBooth: isn't he dreamy
[19:37] mutantorange: like Highlander?
[19:37] Darkangl: no
[19:37] TheBKing: no
[19:37] Darkangl: can't cut his head off and kill him
[19:37] TheBKing: you know who could save the day right now?
[19:38] Darkangl: have any of you not seen this before?
[19:38] Darkangl: who jordy?:
[19:38] TheBKing: INFRA-MAN!
[19:38] TheBKing: Infra-Man is power!
[19:38] Darkangl: um...ok
[19:38] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[19:38] painful: infra-man?
[19:38] cnote2000: who's Infra-Man?
[19:38] AgonyBooth: they told me to dress like brad in rocky horror..
[19:38] TheBKing: wha wha what?!
[19:38] Darkangl: he looks like a nebraska used car salesman
[19:38] mutantorange: if his great idea doesn't involve getting a blowjob from a sixteen year old Chinese whore and a bottle of snake wine I would just walk the fuck off the set and into a movie that made sense.
[19:38] cnote2000: old chinese whore
[19:38] TheBKing: my god.... you really don't know?
[19:38] cnote2000: no
[19:38] Darkangl: oh yeah
[19:39] TheBKing: Infra-man was only the first kung-fu sci-fi flick ever made!!!!
[19:39] painful: we're retarded...
[19:39] Darkangl: kim's wet now :)~
[19:39] cnote2000: hehehehe
[19:39] painful: dirty boy!
[19:39] cnote2000: good one Duane
[19:39] TheBKing: wet t-shirt contest?
[19:39] TheBKing: I'm game.
[19:39] cnote2000: Jacks hair is great
[19:39] painful: I'm not... I don't want to see you guys in wet tshirts...
[19:39] mutantorange: Hi, maam, do you have a pot of fish stew I could stir?
[19:39] TheBKing: My mom just looked at the screen and she's like Patrick Swayze?
[19:39] AgonyBooth: ew, he likes fobs
[19:39] TheBKing: No mom...
[19:40] TheBKing: go away.
[19:40] cnote2000: hey, this isn't Road House!
[19:40] mutantorange: I'm really into stirring pots, if you know what I mean.
[19:40] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:40] AgonyBooth: oh yeah
[19:40] cnote2000: hehehehe
[19:40] AgonyBooth: bondage flick
[19:40] Darkangl: yeah bondage :D
[19:40] Darkangl: EARTHQUAKE!
[19:40] mutantorange: what was the point of the glasses anyway? To make the cheeze dork accent?
[19:40] TheBKing: TREMORS!
[19:40] painful: kurt's pumping the whore for information...
[19:40] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:40] AgonyBooth: this kinda stuff happens in chinatown all the time
[19:40] cnote2000: northern lights!
[19:41] Darkangl: GREEN SNOT QUAKE!
[19:41] mutantorange: Oh, hell, that painting dude from Ghostbusters 2 is back!
[19:41] TheBKing: ah. it's the exorcist.
[19:41] AgonyBooth: oh man
[19:41] TheBKing: her bed is levitating.
[19:41] TheBKing: VIGO!
[19:41] TheBKing: lMAO!
[19:41] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:41] painful: spooky shit? happen every day, white boy!
[19:41] cnote2000: scream old whore!
[19:41] AgonyBooth: connie chung got rocked
[19:41] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaahahaha
[19:41] TheBKing: we need new light bulbs!
[19:41] mutantorange: Mortal Combaaaaaaat1
[19:41] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:41] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:41] Darkangl: oh dude
[19:41] mutantorange: quick, Kurt, put on that lampshade!
[19:41] Darkangl: he just got his shit smacked
[19:42] mutantorange: ride the lightning!
[19:42] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[19:42] Darkangl: kurt probably thinks lo pan is his mama now
[19:42] cnote2000: a Metallica reference?
[19:42] mutantorange: yes. and I'm wearing a Stones T shirt too.
[19:42] cnote2000: nice!
[19:42] Darkangl: man
[19:43] mutantorange: No, a completely other David Lo Pan.
[19:43] Darkangl: why don't we just lay out the whole damn back story in one scene here
[19:43] painful: "I'm the exposition lady!"
[19:43] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:43] cnote2000: hahahaha
[19:43] AgonyBooth: haha
[19:43] TheBKing: hahhahahahaha
[19:43] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:43] cnote2000: hehehehe
[19:43] TheBKing: you are.
[19:43] TheBKing: hahahaha
[19:43] cnote2000: is she holding breast milk?
[19:43] painful: you can't handle the truth!
[19:43] Darkangl: ok
[19:44] Darkangl: a big guy
[19:44] Darkangl: saying to a little guy
[19:44] TheBKing: I can take a shape shifting alien, but flying lampshade dudes?
[19:44] Darkangl: I can take it
[19:44] cnote2000: break like the wind!
[19:44] AgonyBooth: have some breast milk
[19:44] mutantorange: I've got the eye of the tiger...
[19:44] Darkangl: there's something so gay about that
[19:44] TheBKing: hahahahahahaahahahaahahahaha
[19:44] Darkangl: I can take it baby
[19:44] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[19:44] Darkangl: woohoo!!!
[19:44] TheBKing: I was born ready.
[19:44] mutantorange: remember, yo're Wang and I'm Chung.
[19:44] TheBKing: I came out of the womb with a full head of hair.
[19:44] AgonyBooth: but then i grew out of it
[19:44] cnote2000: that was easy
[19:45] Darkangl: yeah no shit
[19:45] cnote2000: everybody Wang Chung tonight!
[19:45] TheBKing: I love how he's just holding a phone.
[19:45] Darkangl: maybe lo pan should pay his guards more than 2 bucks an hour
[19:45] Darkangl: they might care more
[19:45] Darkangl: yes todd
[19:45] cnote2000: I can't believe it took this long in the gathering for a Wang Chung joke!
[19:45] mutantorange: that's the problem with communism, no wage equity.
[19:45] Darkangl: somehow I knew that would come up
[19:45] Darkangl: ;)
[19:45] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:45] TheBKing: Keep out?!
[19:45] TheBKing: Damn it!
[19:45] TheBKing: Thwarted again!
[19:46] cnote2000: he's an authority on graboids too
[19:46] mutantorange: talk to his brother Moo Goo Gai Pan
[19:46] TheBKing: LOL
[19:46] painful: lame!
[19:46] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:46] TheBKing: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:46] Darkangl: and his cousin feng shuei
[19:47] TheBKing: what?! No musak?!
[19:47] cnote2000: with the boots Jacks wearing it looks like he's heading for a medeival fair
[19:47] Darkangl: musak would have made this scene
[19:47] TheBKing: HAZAAAA!
[19:47] painful: " hmm hmm... the girl from ipanema.... hhm hmmm..."
[19:47] mutantorange: no, it's fucking Cyrillic you moron.
[19:47] AgonyBooth: lot's of crazy mix-em-ups
[19:47] cnote2000: ahhhh beer and chinese food
[19:47] mutantorange: wait, the Furies are Greek.
[19:47] Darkangl: no
[19:48] Darkangl: not the chinese furies
[19:48] AgonyBooth: knock it off with the riddles old man
[19:48] TheBKing: this whole scene should've been cut from the movie.
[19:48] painful: "when food out of balance, flames burst from ass"
[19:48] Darkangl: they're chinese
[19:48] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:48] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[19:48] mutantorange: this isn't an elevator, it's a gigantic wok!
[19:48] TheBKing: Some woman's water must've broke!
[19:48] Darkangl: hahahah
[19:48] AgonyBooth: hey, try and float, assholes
[19:48] TheBKing: why'd he have his lighter out?
[19:48] AgonyBooth: woah, zombies
[19:49] TheBKing: AH!
[19:49] Darkangl: ok that's just nasty
[19:49] TheBKing: Cabin by the lake!
[19:49] Darkangl: would have been cool if they were zombies and moving around and stuff
[19:49] mutantorange: where do you think General Chao
[19:49] cnote2000: ha! The last time I swam through dead bodies...um..never mind
[19:49] painful: love these corpses... very nice...
[19:49] mutantorange: where do you think General CHao
[19:49] AgonyBooth: why are you hitting yourself? huh?
[19:49] Darkangl: you do that often todd?
[19:49] mutantorange: dammit!
[19:49] AgonyBooth: here have a tangerine
[19:49] AgonyBooth: check out my pretty hair
[19:49] mutantorange: Phantasm ripoff.
[19:49] TheBKing: yeah that was real.
[19:49] AgonyBooth: my name is kaiser soze
[19:49] Darkangl: hahahaha
[19:49] cnote2000: fairly often
[19:50] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[19:50] TheBKing: take them to the handicapped parking lot in disney world!
[19:50] Darkangl: ok the gold buddahs are just a little too gaudy
[19:50] AgonyBooth: and everywhere
[19:50] mutantorange: where do you think General Chao's chicken get's it's spice! There, I said it!
[19:50] cnote2000: Sho Nuff!!
[19:50] TheBKing: no Todd!
[19:50] cnote2000: That's one old bastard!
[19:50] TheBKing: they're not in harlem
[19:50] mutantorange: Confucious say, you are all my bitches.
[19:50] Darkangl: this guy looks like he's about 170
[19:51] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:51] painful: hehehe...
[19:51] cnote2000: not in Harlem yet
[19:51] AgonyBooth: the guy with the long hair was in never too young to die
[19:51] TheBKing: Kill me billy!
[19:51] AgonyBooth: peter kwong
[19:51] painful: big trouble in little harlem?
[19:51] mutantorange: his voice really sounds familiar
[19:51] TheBKing: hahaha
[19:52] Darkangl: that guy spent WAY too much time in the sun
[19:52] mutantorange: then he peels off some skin and eats it
[19:52] TheBKing: kLMAO!
[19:52] cnote2000: gross
[19:52] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[19:52] Darkangl: zhat is a keepah
[19:52] AgonyBooth: all he needs is a good woman
[19:52] Darkangl: :D
[19:52] TheBKing: I just need me some pussy mr. burton
[19:52] painful: disgusting... I hated that...
[19:52] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[19:52] mutantorange: the demon in my pants
[19:52] Darkangl: it was nasty
[19:52] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:52] TheBKing: lol
[19:52] cnote2000: Goldmember sucked
[19:53] painful: pretty much, yeah
[19:53] Darkangl: I liked it
[19:53] mutantorange: but those others got too freaked out by my "red dragon"
[19:53] TheBKing: yeah Austin Powers has lost his flare.
[19:53] Darkangl: I didn't go into it expecting a cinematic masterpiece, so I was satisfied with it
[19:53] cnote2000: pisses hime off!!
[19:53] TheBKing: This really pisses me off to no end!
[19:54] AgonyBooth: it's a wheelchair race
[19:54] TheBKing: I can he-alp you.
[19:54] Darkangl: that guy can't speak-a-de-english very well
[19:54] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:54] AgonyBooth: i bet you can't do this
[19:54] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[19:54] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[19:54] mutantorange: it's like an event at the special olympics
[19:55] Darkangl: boot knives rule!
[19:55] TheBKing: thank you Ginsu!
[19:55] Darkangl: hahahahahaha
[19:55] AgonyBooth: he sounds retarded in chinese too
[19:55] cnote2000: Jack's a ninja in his spare time
[19:55] Darkangl: not as bad as the other guy
[19:55] AgonyBooth: straight to hell
[19:55] Darkangl: yeah kim
[19:55] Darkangl: go down on me
[19:55] painful: oooh... freed drugs for everyone!
[19:55] Darkangl: :)~
[19:55] TheBKing: lol
[19:55] TheBKing: hahaha
[19:55] TheBKing: make them my loveslaves!
[19:55] painful: ahg... *free
[19:56] painful: bathe them.,,, and bring them to me...
[19:56] Darkangl: what? the skeletons?
[19:56] AgonyBooth: call me an asshole
[19:56] TheBKing: Time for exposition.
[19:56] cnote2000: why are they keeping the blindfolds around their necks?
[19:56] mutantorange: vampires
[19:56] Darkangl: style todd
[19:56] TheBKing: army of darknes.
[19:56] Darkangl: pure style
[19:56] TheBKing: monkey sacrifices?
[19:56] AgonyBooth: blah blah blah blah blah exposition
[19:57] mutantorange: isn't there some guy shaped like an egg in this movie somewhere?
[19:57] cnote2000: ahh...that's why
[19:57] Darkangl: he doesn't even notice they weren't tied up anymore
[19:58] AgonyBooth: wheeeeeeeeee
[19:58] mutantorange: you no rike me when i'm angry!
[19:58] cnote2000: hahahahahahahaha
[19:58] TheBKing: he's a walking male blowup doll.
[19:58] painful: hahahaha
[19:58] TheBKing: LMAO!
[19:58] Darkangl: hahahahha
[19:58] cnote2000: my favorie part of the movie!
[19:58] AgonyBooth: abs ... of .... steel
[19:58] TheBKing: Jacks' practicing for the whellchair olympics.
[19:58] Darkangl: why the hell didn't he just dump the chair over
[19:58] mutantorange: now that was just dumb.
[19:58] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha.
[19:58] TheBKing: god that was stupid.
[19:58] TheBKing: funny though.
[19:59] AgonyBooth: AHHHHHHH!!
[19:59] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
[19:59] painful: here... have the pea shooter...
[19:59] Darkangl: hee hee
[19:59] mutantorange: I smell the blood of an englishman...
[19:59] TheBKing: You can't cancel my life insurance!
[19:59] cnote2000: I'd like a pepperoni pizza..
[19:59] AgonyBooth: mannequin head!
[19:59] mutantorange: where have I heard this guy's voice before?!
[19:59] AgonyBooth: hey now i'm stylin'
[19:59] TheBKing: turn on the hear light man.
[19:59] AgonyBooth: i dress like boy george now
[19:59] cnote2000: the float!!
[19:59] Darkangl: hey
[19:59] TheBKing: dude's been in a lot of flicks Ken.
[19:59] Darkangl: he moves just like the penguin in the blues brothers
[20:00] mutantorange: doesn't even need doors.
[20:00] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:00] AgonyBooth: try to understand, he's a magic man
[20:00] AgonyBooth: damn
[20:00] AgonyBooth: he can't cop a feel
[20:00] TheBKing: copping a spiritual feel.
[20:00] TheBKing: LMAO
[20:00] mutantorange: bet his toilet doesn't have a lid either, he just shits through the top
[20:00] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:00] Darkangl: LMAO!
[20:00] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:00] Darkangl: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:00] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:00] mutantorange: so I can totally bone her ass
[20:00] Darkangl: I bet when he farts it really smells like something dead
[20:00] cnote2000: hahahahaha!!!!!
[20:01] TheBKing: of course not.
[20:01] mutantorange: down is bad.
[20:01] mutantorange: up is good.
[20:01] Darkangl: you know
[20:01] painful: up with people
[20:01] Darkangl: it'd rock being a ghost
[20:01] TheBKing: Down to Hell perhaps? http://www.geocities.com/jrgdawg/breviews/downtohell.html
[20:01] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:01] Darkangl: you could go hang around people you didn't like and fart all over the place and they wouldn't be able to figure out where the smell was coming from
[20:01] TheBKing: hahahahaha.
[20:02] AgonyBooth: oh yeah, more bondage
[20:02] mutantorange: http://mutant.orange.tripod.com/reviews/robovampire/index.html
[20:02] mutantorange: so there.
[20:02] TheBKing: hey they hogtied her.
[20:02] TheBKing: kinky.
[20:02] Darkangl: bondage jordy
[20:02] cnote2000: man! A lot of plugs tonight!
[20:02] Darkangl: seems to be a theme in this movie
[20:02] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:02] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:02] Darkangl: again
[20:02] TheBKing: kung-fu bitches.
[20:02] mutantorange: Sega!!!!!!
[20:02] Darkangl: just like the penguin in the blues brothers
[20:02] cnote2000: hey, a Chinese guy that doesn't know kung fu?
[20:02] TheBKing: give them the fist of fury!
[20:03] painful: prepare the glove!
[20:03] TheBKing: apply the lubricant.
[20:03] AgonyBooth: you're free! free!
[20:03] cnote2000: using the whole fist Doc?
[20:03] mutantorange: oh they're just doing drills now.
[20:03] cnote2000: free the whores!!
[20:03] TheBKing: due... you hit a girl!
[20:03] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha.
[20:03] painful: boy meets girl, kicks her in head...
[20:03] TheBKing: and on this day children, we celebrate the freedom of all whores.
[20:03] AgonyBooth: it's the republican guard! run!
[20:04] mutantorange: now who will make the sneakers for the children in Bangkok?
[20:04] TheBKing: Samsonite!
[20:04] TheBKing: whoa!
[20:04] TheBKing: was it me.
[20:04] mutantorange: and speaking of Bangin' Kok, what's Lo Pan up to now?
[20:04] Darkangl: oh yeah
[20:04] TheBKing: Or did that last chick they show...
[20:04] Darkangl: kim's wet again
[20:04] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[20:04] TheBKing: going into the pipe.
[20:04] TheBKing: she was half naked.
[20:04] cnote2000: nice and wet
[20:05] TheBKing: I like it wet.
[20:05] painful: and sliding into the tunnel of love...
[20:05] cnote2000: swimming with whores
[20:05] TheBKing: shy's she so happy to see him?
[20:05] TheBKing: *why
[20:05] AgonyBooth: so this is what the sewers are like
[20:05] Darkangl: because
[20:05] AgonyBooth: designated love interest
[20:05] Darkangl: she's hot for him
[20:05] TheBKing: yeah but it's all happening too fast.
[20:05] painful: she's been in an all girls prison...
[20:06] mutantorange: will you stop giving me a sewer handjob because I can;t concentrate and it's gonna give me a rash
[20:06] Darkangl: so she's experienced
[20:06] TheBKing: lol
[20:06] mutantorange: or has she ever been experienced?
[20:06] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:06] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:06] Darkangl: this is great
[20:06] Darkangl: I love when he opens the door
[20:06] Darkangl: hahahahahahahah
[20:06] cnote2000: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
[20:06] TheBKing: RUN!
[20:06] painful: GONNGG!
[20:06] cnote2000: that was great!!!
[20:07] mutantorange: wax on! wax off!
[20:07] cnote2000: they only saw me!
[20:07] Darkangl: damn
[20:07] TheBKing: once he runs out of bullets he's harmless! GET HIM!
[20:07] Darkangl: wang's a quick little fucker isn't he? :D
[20:07] Darkangl: oh no
[20:07] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[20:07] TheBKing: NO! Not my buddha statuettes!
[20:07] mutantorange: man, those chinese are destroying all that chinese china!
[20:07] painful: too late, Kurt...
[20:08] Darkangl: now where will the little chinese children get their ceramit buddahs this christmas?
[20:08] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:08] AgonyBooth: chinese china??
[20:08] Darkangl: ceramig
[20:08] Darkangl: ceramic
[20:08] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:08] painful: porceline
[20:08] Darkangl: wish I could friggin type
[20:08] Darkangl: :P
[20:08] AgonyBooth: i got crazy eyes
[20:08] TheBKing: CHEWBACCA!
[20:08] mutantorange: yeah, took me a while to get my General Chao comment out too.
[20:08] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:08] Darkangl: actually
[20:08] mutantorange: I'll brink up your rear Kimmy baby
[20:08] Darkangl: it's general Tsao's chicken
[20:08] Darkangl: but close enough
[20:08] Darkangl: :)
[20:08] AgonyBooth: oops, Quest for Fire got her
[20:08] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:08] TheBKing: CHEWIE NOOOO!!!!
[20:09] Darkangl: he's gonna slip her the ol torch
[20:09] painful: all aboard the whore express!
[20:09] Darkangl: I guess they never thought to shoot the wheels
[20:09] TheBKing: the wheels on teh bus go round and round.
[20:09] mutantorange: Next stop, a quiet bite to eat in Little Sicily.
[20:09] TheBKing: round and round
[20:09] TheBKing: round and round
[20:09] Darkangl: I mean, they only unloaded about 200 rounds into the bus
[20:09] Darkangl: I can see how they'd miss the wheels
[20:09] cnote2000: that is so weird
[20:09] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:09] AgonyBooth: harry and the hendersons
[20:09] TheBKing: CHEWTARDO!
[20:09] cnote2000: this movie's got everything!
[20:10] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[20:10] AgonyBooth: cliff!
[20:10] Darkangl: it's like if Sloth and Chewbaca had children
[20:10] Darkangl: :D
[20:10] AgonyBooth: where's your calculator watch
[20:10] Darkangl: sloth = goonies reference
[20:10] TheBKing: kill me billy!
[20:10] Darkangl: hahahahah
[20:10] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:10] Darkangl: shoot me billy
[20:10] TheBKing: no shit Duane?
[20:10] mutantorange: me tookey viagra.. me getting bamboo stalk
[20:10] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:10] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahhaaha
[20:10] Darkangl: hey tubby
[20:11] Darkangl: your mom was over here earlier
[20:11] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:11] mutantorange: me slip fortune in your fortune cookie....
[20:11] Darkangl: and I had my way with her
[20:11] TheBKing: is he crying?
[20:11] Darkangl: then your dad came over and I boofed him too
[20:11] TheBKing: yeah this really is Alice in Wonderland all right.
[20:11] mutantorange: I bet that was on the script too, a "radical Alice in Wonderland"
[20:11] cnote2000: Jack is a one man army!
[20:11] mutantorange: with Kung Fu and werewolves and a horny zombie with a green eye fetish
[20:12] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:12] TheBKing: that wasn't a werewolf man.
[20:12] TheBKing: Werewolves are cool.
[20:12] TheBKing: Play you cawds right.
[20:12] mutantorange: it was close to hell enough.
[20:12] AgonyBooth: pray yo cahds-a right
[20:12] TheBKing: I think I have a frush.
[20:12] TheBKing: what the fuck's a frush.
[20:12] TheBKing: hair pie?
[20:13] Darkangl: prea your cards write - you rive to talk about it
[20:13] TheBKing: robster craws?
[20:13] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:13] painful: yu leev to taak abaht eet...
[20:13] Darkangl: hair pie?
[20:13] Darkangl: you know
[20:13] AgonyBooth: no!
[20:13] cnote2000: Lo Pan's got Freddy Krueger nails
[20:13] mutantorange: you have come to stare at my lithe body with your green eyes
[20:13] TheBKing: shut up bitch.
[20:13] TheBKing: only on his pinkies todder.
[20:13] Darkangl: I bet Yasmeen Bleeth had a great hair pie before she got hooked on coke
[20:13] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:13] mutantorange: is that hat nailed to his head?
[20:13] TheBKing: she's "clean" now.
[20:13] Darkangl: then she didn't have time to trim it anymore so it got like a jungle down there
[20:13] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:13] cnote2000: Yasmine!!!
[20:13] AgonyBooth: he's a wild and crazy guy
[20:14] TheBKing: He wants her to tame his burning blade.
[20:14] AgonyBooth: yasmine!!
[20:14] Darkangl: had to get the yasmine reference in there
[20:14] mutantorange: roook into the daaak side..
[20:14] Darkangl: haven't missed a gathering with that yet
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:14] cnote2000: that was a great Yasmine reference!
[20:14] TheBKing: meanwhile in the Ghostbusters firhouse.
[20:14] Darkangl: sank you
[20:14] TheBKing: *firehouse.
[20:14] Darkangl: hair pie?
[20:14] Darkangl: :D
[20:14] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:14] TheBKing: dude.
[20:14] TheBKing: I really think it is the Ghostbusters firehouse!
[20:14] mutantorange: down the batpoles!
[20:14] AgonyBooth: quick
[20:14] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:14] AgonyBooth: slide down my pole
[20:15] TheBKing: there's the pole!
[20:15] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha.
[20:15] Darkangl: oh albert
[20:15] mutantorange: into the Chinese Wierd Shit cave!
[20:15] Darkangl: I thought you'd never ask baby
[20:15] Darkangl: ;)
[20:15] AgonyBooth: oh duane
[20:15] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:15] AgonyBooth: but you don't have green eyes
[20:15] Darkangl: actually
[20:15] Darkangl: yes I do ;)
[20:15] TheBKing: They're in Middle Earth.
[20:15] AgonyBooth: alright then, bring it on
[20:15] Darkangl: yeah baby!
[20:15] AgonyBooth: haawwhhhhhh
[20:15] TheBKing: they'll run into Frodo, getting a hand job from Samwise.
[20:15] Darkangl: rrrrrrrowlllllllllll
[20:16] mutantorange: yeay, not really feeling the leopard wristbands.
[20:16] TheBKing: You know, this movie needed sonny chiba.
[20:16] AgonyBooth: soooooooul train
[20:16] mutantorange: this movie needed the guy who delivered Sonny Chiba's lunch
[20:16] TheBKing: You got the glow!
[20:16] AgonyBooth: texas T
[20:16] Darkangl: you mean steven segal?
[20:16] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:16] cnote2000: Another Last Dragon reference!!
[20:16] painful: the soul-glo!
[20:16] Darkangl: steven segal gets his hands on everyone's lunch
[20:16] Darkangl: :D
[20:16] cnote2000: He does!
[20:16] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[20:17] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:17] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:17] mutantorange: well that explains a lot.
[20:17] mutantorange: the Chinese are just unnatural.
[20:17] AgonyBooth: okay i think the set of krull is right this way
[20:17] TheBKing: You got the glow
[20:17] TheBKing: you got taht glow
[20:17] TheBKing: when you got that glow.
[20:17] mutantorange: Sho Nuff!
[20:17] AgonyBooth: hahaha cliff!
[20:17] TheBKing: You need to show... the power of masterbation.
[20:17] AgonyBooth: where's your fire blazer, cliff?
[20:17] mutantorange: ooh, thrust it, thrust it
[20:18] mutantorange: stir my pot, baby now!!!
[20:18] TheBKing: Now for my lengthy martial arts demonstration.
[20:18] AgonyBooth: grab my sword
[20:18] TheBKing: Samsonite!
[20:18] TheBKing: Get my briefcase!
[20:18] Darkangl: sounds like they're all trying to take a shit
[20:18] mutantorange: he's making rightsabers
[20:18] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:18] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:18] cnote2000: that's one long neck on that guy
[20:18] AgonyBooth: ooh what a feeling, when you're dancin on the cieling
[20:18] TheBKing: oh man......
[20:18] painful: change my lightbulb!
[20:19] TheBKing: that gave me a freaking epiliptic seizure.
[20:19] AgonyBooth: prepare them for a threesome
[20:19] Darkangl: why does he have a spike through his head?
[20:19] mutantorange: now they must survive my 'burning blade'
[20:19] TheBKing: He's a chinese mormon!
[20:19] Darkangl: oh ok
[20:19] Darkangl: that explains everything
[20:19] AgonyBooth: them!
[20:19] TheBKing: Quick! GET THE RAID!
[20:19] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:19] Darkangl: IT'S THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:19] mutantorange: get Qui Gon Jonn!
[20:19] Darkangl: that little girl rocked
[20:19] TheBKing: James Wong is The Chinese Orkin Man!
[20:19] mutantorange: Jinn!
[20:20] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[20:20] AgonyBooth: but when i get excited, my little china girl, says oh baby, just you shut your mouth
[20:20] TheBKing: Meow Mix.
[20:20] cnote2000: It's Darth Lee
[20:20] mutantorange: yeah, you like it bitch, admit it.
[20:20] AgonyBooth: hmmm
[20:20] TheBKing: let me stick my plug into your outlet.
[20:20] TheBKing: AH!
[20:20] AgonyBooth: no more green eyes i guess
[20:20] TheBKing: It's evil dead all of a sudden!
[20:20] TheBKing: weeeeee!
[20:20] painful: it's the heppy fun slide...
[20:20] TheBKing: wweeeeeeee!
[20:21] painful: *happy
[20:21] Darkangl: oh man
[20:21] AgonyBooth: ewww
[20:21] TheBKing: into a pile of fish.
[20:21] Darkangl: you know how bad that has to stink
[20:21] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:21] AgonyBooth: sashimi?
[20:21] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:21] mutantorange: I thought the first emperor was Chin?
[20:21] AgonyBooth: blah blah blah exposition
[20:21] painful: ok boys... ˆet stop for some more exposition... blah blah blah blah blah...
[20:21] mutantorange: listen to squinty eye.
[20:21] Darkangl: hahahah
[20:22] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:22] AgonyBooth: before we kick some ass, let me tell you about something that happened in the 5th century
[20:22] TheBKing: SAKI!
[20:22] mutantorange: I think he's got some evil spirit in that canteen.
[20:22] Darkangl: nah
[20:22] Darkangl: bourbon
[20:22] Darkangl: he's a lush
[20:22] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahaha.
[20:22] cnote2000: paint thinner
[20:22] Darkangl: or would that be a rush
[20:22] painful: uncle shen's extra strong moonshine...
[20:22] mutantorange: it's piss, i tell you it's piss.
[20:22] AgonyBooth: mmm... paint thinner
[20:22] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:22] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:22] cnote2000: Mmmmm...pie pants
[20:23] mutantorange: Now, nobody would actually fight in armor that ornate!
[20:23] AgonyBooth: i love a good potion
[20:23] Darkangl: it's bulldog jizz (van wilder reference)
[20:23] Darkangl: :D
[20:23] TheBKing: ewww....
[20:23] TheBKing: don't remind me.
[20:23] cnote2000: ewwwwwwwwwwww
[20:23] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:23] mutantorange: This must be Lo Pan's Neon Luv Room.
[20:23] AgonyBooth: okay, here are your wives, i made them extra freaky for youy
[20:23] painful: neon lights... the true sign of evil!
[20:23] cnote2000: that movie sucked (no pun intended)
[20:23] AgonyBooth: neon lights .... of evil!
[20:23] mutantorange: maybe he's gonna start a club for the undead.
[20:23] TheBKing: love how Bed Pan got's an escalator from his skull cave entrance
[20:23] AgonyBooth: what the fuck is that
[20:23] cnote2000: Slimer!!!
[20:23] TheBKing: ok... what the fuck is that?
[20:23] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:23] mutantorange: There it fucking is! the fucking egg shaped thing1 i knew it!
[20:24] painful: it's a beholder!
[20:24] Darkangl: I wonder what an eyeball tastes like
[20:24] painful: quick! throw a fireball!
[20:24] TheBKing: Egg Shell!
[20:24] TheBKing: Bed Pan.
[20:24] cnote2000: evil guy laugh!
[20:24] AgonyBooth: hahaha
[20:24] cnote2000: hehehehehe
[20:24] mutantorange: then I will build a basket of regulation height and dunk your freaky floating ass
[20:24] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:24] TheBKing: "Hey you never know until you try."
[20:24] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:25] TheBKing: neon skull land!
[20:25] AgonyBooth: raise the roof
[20:25] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:25] mutantorange: tell the DJ to turn this mother out!
[20:25] painful: put ya hands in da air!
[20:25] AgonyBooth: sick!
[20:25] mutantorange: ewww... dildo tongue
[20:25] TheBKing: oh man.
[20:25] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:25] TheBKing: hahahaha
[20:25] cnote2000: the roof the roof is on fire!
[20:26] TheBKing: chewtardo is the best man.
[20:26] TheBKing: man beast.
[20:26] AgonyBooth: welcoem to fear factor
[20:26] mutantorange: it's romulan ale.
[20:26] Darkangl: there just happens to be a bar there
[20:26] cnote2000: he gets behind the bar to pour!
[20:26] painful: chairs!
[20:26] TheBKing: hmmmm.... Hi-C and dry ice.
[20:26] TheBKing: lol
[20:26] TheBKing: hahhahahahahaha
[20:26] AgonyBooth: that happens to me when i drink jagermeister
[20:26] mutantorange: piss things noone else can piss.
[20:26] Darkangl: hahahahahah
[20:26] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:26] TheBKing: what the fuck?
[20:26] AgonyBooth: go USA!!!
[20:27] AgonyBooth: wait, we're over the elevator capacity
[20:27] Darkangl: sharon just mentioned
[20:27] TheBKing: We suddenly get patriotic before fighting evil Chinese monsters and spirits.
[20:27] cnote2000: hehehehehehehe
[20:27] TheBKing: Makes no fucking sense!
[20:27] Darkangl: wang reminds her of squeak
[20:27] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:27] TheBKing: super squek.
[20:27] Darkangl: she's right :)
[20:27] TheBKing: squeak.
[20:27] cnote2000: I need some of that stuff
[20:27] AgonyBooth: who farted?
[20:27] TheBKing: Right on Bill and Ted.
[20:27] Darkangl: ok who farted
[20:27] painful: "I've got a boner!"
[20:27] Darkangl: :D
[20:27] mutantorange: Buddhavator!
[20:27] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:27] cnote2000: that's a great elevator door!
[20:27] TheBKing: hahahahahah
[20:27] AgonyBooth: who's hand is on my ass
[20:27] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:27] TheBKing: coming out of buddah's belly.
[20:27] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:28] AgonyBooth: no i will put this spike through your heads
[20:28] painful: hehe... needle dick...
[20:28] TheBKing: to match his hat.
[20:28] TheBKing: hahahahaha
[20:28] mutantorange: and boner
[20:28] AgonyBooth: shhhhing!
[20:28] TheBKing: Chinese diabetes test.
[20:28] AgonyBooth: give it to me, come on
[20:28] Darkangl: yeah stick her with your needle lo pan!
[20:28] Darkangl: give it to him!
[20:29] painful: yeah... give it to me, baby...
[20:29] mutantorange: Pacman got it
[20:29] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:29] cnote2000: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
[20:29] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:29] AgonyBooth: Aaahhhhhhhh
[20:29] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:29] cnote2000: hahahahahaha
[20:29] AgonyBooth: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
[20:29] mutantorange: dumbass.
[20:29] Darkangl: hahahahahahahahahah
[20:29] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:29] Darkangl: no shit
[20:29] TheBKing: complete and utter asshole.
[20:29] AgonyBooth: woah
[20:29] cnote2000: Jacks knocke the fuck out!
[20:29] AgonyBooth: atomic grenade
[20:29] TheBKing: Kurt Russel is so fucking useless.
[20:29] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:29] cnote2000: take that Neo!!
[20:29] TheBKing: that was awesome!
[20:29] Darkangl: yeah but he's a badass when he's awake
[20:30] TheBKing: LOL
[20:30] mutantorange: Ok, let's do another take on that, I'm almost sure I can get it this time.
[20:30] cnote2000: why didn't he just run over there instead of flipping?
[20:30] Darkangl: go squeak!
[20:30] mutantorange: what happened to the electric lampshade people.
[20:30] painful: numba one!
[20:30] AgonyBooth: haha
[20:30] TheBKing: NO!
[20:30] TheBKing: My plastic gun!
[20:30] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:30] AgonyBooth: stop flipping damn you
[20:31] Darkangl: he thought he was all bad and shit
[20:31] AgonyBooth: hee hee!
[20:31] Darkangl: until egg shen dropped the black magic ball of jumping death on his ass
[20:31] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:31] TheBKing: dude he's laughing like a chinese schoolgirl.
[20:31] AgonyBooth: crouching tiger in little china
[20:31] TheBKing: LOL
[20:31] Darkangl: hahaha
[20:31] painful: hmmmh mmhh hmmm... everybody was... kuuuhng-fuuuu fight-eeeeeng....
[20:31] AgonyBooth: mystical rocket launcher
[20:31] cnote2000: Chinese vampire!
[20:31] TheBKing: HUGH!
[20:31] TheBKing: hahahahahaha.
[20:32] TheBKing: COCK ROCKET!
[20:32] Darkangl: COCK ROCKET!
[20:32] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:32] AgonyBooth: OH COME ON
[20:32] Darkangl: damn it
[20:32] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:32] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha
[20:32] Darkangl: :D
[20:32] TheBKing: ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:32] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:32] TheBKing: that was awesome duaner.
[20:32] Darkangl: yeah duder :)
[20:32] TheBKing: video game time.
[20:32] cnote2000: Yoda versus count Dooku!!
[20:32] mutantorange: The Schwartz!
[20:32] AgonyBooth: i will make you watch kabuki theater!
[20:32] TheBKing: virtual samurai game.
[20:32] painful: my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz!
[20:32] TheBKing: SLOW MO!
[20:32] mutantorange: it's like a magical Jedi fairyland!
[20:32] mutantorange: Fatality!
[20:32] cnote2000: Where is Dark Helmet when you need him
[20:32] Darkangl: I love how lo pan is wiggling his thumbs
[20:32] AgonyBooth: well that accomplished nothing
[20:32] TheBKing: yep.
[20:33] AgonyBooth: lampshade heads!
[20:33] TheBKing: It was a draw!
[20:33] Darkangl: no it accomplished a lot albert
[20:33] mutantorange: I guess the lightning guys finally got off the toilet and decided to join in.
[20:33] TheBKing: hahahahahahha.
[20:33] Darkangl: they had some extra money in the budget that they needed to spend
[20:33] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:33] Darkangl: so they added that special effects virtua fight
[20:33] cnote2000: not Castle Greyskull!!
[20:33] AgonyBooth: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[20:33] Darkangl: they didn't wake enough money earlier with the porcelain buddahs that got smashed
[20:33] mutantorange: ummmm.....
[20:33] TheBKing: hahahahahahah that was awesome!
[20:33] Darkangl: waste
[20:34] Darkangl: not wake
[20:34] cnote2000: that place has an escalator!
[20:34] mutantorange: ahh...
[20:34] painful: aahhh.... an escalator?
[20:34] Darkangl: ok
[20:34] TheBKing: yep.
[20:34] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:34] mutantorange: rub the belly!
[20:34] Darkangl: a guy screaming out for wang
[20:34] TheBKing: mentioned that like half an hour ago.
[20:34] Darkangl: that's just not right
[20:34] Darkangl: ;)
[20:34] mutantorange: Man, that was the snack bar!
[20:34] cnote2000: Good one Duane! hahahahahaha
[20:34] Darkangl: Slothbaca :D
[20:34] Darkangl: Slothbacca
[20:34] AgonyBooth: like your jugs
[20:35] TheBKing: I like Chewtardo better.
[20:35] Darkangl: he's gonna get lipstick on him here
[20:35] Darkangl: man that's funny
[20:35] mutantorange: I can see right through your clothes, babydoll.
[20:35] painful: I can see your underpants...
[20:35] TheBKing: Sloth Tardo Baklava.
[20:35] Darkangl: he looks so ridiculous
[20:35] mutantorange: it's Annie Lennox!
[20:35] Darkangl: hahahahaha
[20:35] cnote2000: hehehehe..the lipstick
[20:35] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:35] Darkangl: he's being all butch but he's got lipstick on
[20:35] AgonyBooth: no you take her
[20:36] TheBKing: master. you are fresh!
[20:36] TheBKing: hahahahha
[20:36] AgonyBooth: i ask you to kill jack burton
[20:36] AgonyBooth: and you can't do this one simple thing
[20:36] TheBKing: Now we must sadisfy by destroytin dis...
[20:36] TheBKing: who"
[20:36] TheBKing: ?
[20:36] Darkangl: I was suprised lo pan bit it before the thunder guy
[20:36] TheBKing: Jack Burton!
[20:36] TheBKing: ME!
[20:36] mutantorange: slip him some Wang!
[20:36] TheBKing: yeah.
[20:36] TheBKing: I love this.
[20:37] TheBKing: man that sucked.
[20:37] TheBKing: But remember.
[20:37] AgonyBooth: is it ginsu?
[20:37] TheBKing: It's all in the reflexes!
[20:37] cnote2000: hahahahahaha!!!!!
[20:37] Darkangl: man
[20:37] AgonyBooth: trouble
[20:37] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaaha.
[20:37] cnote2000: Jack Burton is my hero!!
[20:37] mutantorange: Gong!
[20:37] TheBKing: hahahahahahaha.
[20:37] Darkangl: do you know what kind of force it would take to plant a knife all the way through someone's skull?
[20:37] AgonyBooth: don't you hate when you kill a guy, and that causes his palace to collapse
[20:37] mutantorange: Shit, I bet those were expensive too.
[20:37] painful: I'm not paying for that!
[20:37] Darkangl: ok now she wants him really bad
[20:37] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:38] TheBKing: hahahah.
[20:38] mutantorange: man, that's some hard Wang there.
[20:38] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:38] Darkangl: yes we must wipe the lipstick off before going into battle
[20:38] TheBKing: oh no.
[20:38] mutantorange: he must have Wang!
[20:38] TheBKing: Masta!
[20:38] AgonyBooth: hawwwwwhhh
[20:38] TheBKing: story of ricky time Duane.
[20:38] painful: you kill masta! me so angri!
[20:38] AgonyBooth: ewww
[20:38] TheBKing: hahahahahahahhahahahaha.
[20:38] cnote2000: he's turning into a Garbage Pail Kid!!
[20:38] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:38] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:38] TheBKing: good one todder!
[20:38] mutantorange: Eat it, just Eat it!
[20:38] Darkangl: Mr. Creosote!
[20:38] AgonyBooth: man, he was so upset, he exploded
[20:38] TheBKing: christ
[20:39] mutantorange: It's Rayovac Man!
[20:39] Darkangl: would you like a wafer thin mint?
[20:39] TheBKing: Eat the full fury of my Triple DDD batteries!
[20:39] Darkangl: oh come now sir, it's only wafer thin
[20:39] mutantorange: yeah, hope Jack's got his rubber soled shoes on.
[20:39] painful: sod off, I need a bucket....
[20:39] TheBKing: fry his nuts!
[20:40] cnote2000: who is he Batman?
[20:40] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:40] mutantorange: he had that thing handy for years just in case he needed it.
[20:40] Darkangl: you realize he's holding up their entire body weight with one hand
[20:40] TheBKing: Buddha Bomb!
[20:40] mutantorange: Behold the gentle power of the Buddha!
[20:40] TheBKing: yep!
[20:40] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:40] mutantorange: does not the mountain need the storm?
[20:40] TheBKing: Wang must weigh like 5 punds.
[20:40] mutantorange: does not the river need the shore?
[20:41] TheBKing: hahahahahahahahaha
[20:41] cnote2000: did you guys know that there are Big Trouble action figures?
[20:41] Darkangl: does not the sailor need his whore?
[20:41] mutantorange: does not your face need pounding?
[20:41] TheBKing: MY TRUCK!
[20:41] AgonyBooth: hahah
[20:41] mutantorange: Optimus, Transform and roll out!
[20:41] cnote2000: hahahahaha
[20:41] TheBKing: hahahahaahaha
[20:41] TheBKing: what a moron!
[20:41] AgonyBooth: haulin' ass
[20:42] Darkangl: hee hee
[20:42] TheBKing: hahaha
[20:42] mutantorange: relax bitch. I'm Kurt Russell.
[20:42] Darkangl: hahahahahahaha
[20:42] cnote2000: I fought The Thing!
[20:42] TheBKing: red light!
[20:42] Darkangl: yeah let's worry about a red light
[20:42] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:42] AgonyBooth: and yet, the asian girl never gets one line
[20:42] TheBKing: hahahahahahahaha
[20:42] Darkangl: after all the shit they just went through
[20:42] AgonyBooth: oh wait, i think she said "yes" in there
[20:42] TheBKing: damn back seat driver!
[20:42] Darkangl: egg's gettin lit
[20:43] painful: bong time!
[20:43] Darkangl: smokin the old happy weed
[20:43] AgonyBooth: i'm off to get laid
[20:43] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:43] cnote2000: a long duck dong vacation?
[20:43] TheBKing: lol
[20:43] mutantorange: I gotta find a suit made in this decade.
[20:43] Darkangl: I'm going to far away lands to squint at different people now
[20:43] AgonyBooth: china is in the heart, kinda like the groove
[20:43] Darkangl: and creep them out
[20:43] TheBKing: well I hate communists so china is out.
[20:43] cnote2000: hahahahaha! Good one Kenneth!
[20:43] TheBKing: ummmm.... no you skanky ugly redhead!
[20:43] TheBKing: yecH!
[20:44] mutantorange: unfortunately, it's all in yen so he just had, like, twenty bucks.
[20:44] TheBKing: LMAO!
[20:44] AgonyBooth: nope
[20:44] TheBKing: damn exchange rate!
[20:44] TheBKing: So unromantic.
[20:44] painful: slip her some tongue, you inconsiderate bastard!
[20:44] Darkangl: I don't know why he didn't kiss her
[20:44] AgonyBooth: aren't you gonna kiss me
[20:44] mutantorange: he's in love with the road, and the road's a harsh mistress.
[20:44] TheBKing: He's actually gay and he'll slip Wang the tonge
[20:44] TheBKing: *tongue.
[20:44] cnote2000: hey, he's wearing a different Harley hat
[20:45] TheBKing: hey he is!
[20:45] TheBKing: hahahaha.
[20:45] Darkangl: well he is allowed to have more than one hat
[20:45] Darkangl: that's his saying goodbye hat
[20:45] mutantorange: shut up hemingway.
[20:45] cnote2000: hehehehe
[20:45] TheBKing: CHEWTARDO hitches a ride on the Pork Chop Express.
[20:45] Darkangl: before he was wearing his hello hat
[20:45] TheBKing: hahahahahaha
[20:45] painful: san fransisco is a one hat town, buddy...
[20:45] TheBKing: ah ok.
[20:45] TheBKing: why show this thing a second time.
[20:45] cnote2000: I love that flick!
[20:45] AgonyBooth: oh yeah
[20:45] TheBKing: Its' so fucking goofy looking?
[20:45] painful: at least Jack got a pet out of the whole thing...
[20:46] TheBKing: now for the 80's theme song.
[20:46] mutantorange: that's it?
[20:46] Darkangl: yep
[20:46] Darkangl: that's it
[20:46] TheBKing: You feel the wind is rising... blah blah blah
[20:46] TheBKing: out of the dark there's thunder baby, all the things you fear.
[20:46] TheBKing: we better run
[20:46] TheBKing: run into the mystic night.
[20:46] mutantorange: ooh, Charles Tex WIlliams is retired.
[20:46] painful: performed and sung by John Carpenter himself...
[20:46] TheBKing: run until they take us away.
[20:46] TheBKing: take us away.
[20:46] AgonyBooth: biiig trouble in little chiiina
[20:46] TheBKing: Big Trouble!
[20:46] TheBKing: In little china!
[20:46] cnote2000: I'm gonna buy a Jack Burton action figure off eBay
[20:46] TheBKing: you can feel the thunder moving like an evil dream.
[20:46] Darkangl: hahahaha
[20:46] Darkangl: is there such a thing todd?
[20:46] mutantorange: running with the devil!
[20:46] TheBKing: and nothing in the world can save us baby nothing is as it seems.
[20:47] TheBKing: run into the mystic night until they take us awayyyy!
[20:47] TheBKing: Big Trooouble.
[20:47] TheBKing: in little china!
[20:47] cnote2000: Yeah, they have a series of 7 of them
[20:47] TheBKing: we got big trouble
[20:47] TheBKing: here in litte china!
[20:47] Darkangl: no shit
[20:47] TheBKing: phew.....
[20:47] TheBKing: break.